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cupheadocscasino · 11 days
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goldfish underrated nglll
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Thanks for the ask!!
ask by anonymous
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imthursdaysyme · 5 months
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Robin and Steve would attempt to cook together as a fun activity but every time robin ends up just sitting on the counter while Steve cooks and it’s always cause Steve can not for the life of him cook with someone else
Everyone is so confused bc they try every time the make dinner and say they are gunna do it together but never do Robin might get the measuring cups out and then be done for the night
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oopstoomanymasters · 1 month
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please work please work please work-
[The lock on the door to Crispy’s makeshift cell clicks and the door creaks open. Vera pokes her head through the opening.]
y- you can leave your room if you want now… I know you don’t stay in there because you want to…
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You..but..why did you do that? What..
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7kylian · 8 months
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askakaza · 6 months
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Political opinion on frogs with top hats?
“Yes.”
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Has to look up what a politics is
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canineluvz · 2 months
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thinking about gushing to al about romance and him just being like “ah yes, whatever makes you happy my dear”
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Sunny. Sunny I swear. I know you can't hear us yet Sunny but just go the fu- freak back to sleep or I swear on Golden Freddy I will SCREAM Eclipse is a baby and needs rest and i understand your mad and upset but i PROMISE your brother is alright, he is alive, and so is Lunar. I know you want out but Eclipse is little and the spell won't let him LET you out, so sit back and let the baby FINALLY sleep!
*sobbing* -Eclipse🧸
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francesderwent · 1 year
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“Lockwood,” I said, “you know my reasons for leaving.”
He shrugged; the smile lessened. “Do I? To be honest, Luce, I don’t think I’ve ever fully understood them.”
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lux-scriptum · 1 year
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I just realized Luci is accidentally running a counterfeit money operation out of Hell 🤦‍♂️
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charliethinks · 1 year
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my dad is telling me that i know nothing and that i will never be able to be normal. that i’m selfish and that i’m disgusting. i fucking hate myself.
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zeldabennetobserves · 2 years
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When Kenobi said his line to Luke at the end I died laughing and my husband (who’s never on these crazy sites) kept asking why it was so funny.😂😂
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birdhouse-lover · 2 years
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my driver’s ed teacher saying ”good girl” in front of a group of Gen Z kids is truly a surreal experience.
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ask-riverstone · 28 days
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to: kyke
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Yo Anon,
Buh- Whut?
Look man, I have no idea about anything you just said to me.
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FNAF movie Mike learns about Michael's awful diet
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steddiecameraroll · 3 months
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ao3 (includes pt2)
Eddie knows he’s gonna lose it one day. Every single time he watches Steve put his hands on his hips and reprimands the feral teens, he wants to jump the man’s bones.
He ends up pinching whatever exposed skin he has when the urge hits him, leaving itty bitty bruises behind.
It works for months until one evening when Eddie lets his guard down and is 3 beers deep. Steve is leaning against the wall with his shoulder holding himself up. Eddie is telling him about how he had to haul Mike off Dustin the day before and Steve out of habit slides his hand up onto his hip.
Eddie stops midsentence and lets his eyes follow the long lean line of Steve’s body to his fingers.
“What?” Steve asks in confusion.
“Huh?” Eddie’s mouth is open when he looks back up.
“You stopped talking.”
“Well fuck, man.” Eddie sighs and flops against the wall near Steve, his back hitting flat and puffing out a huff of air. “You-you do that bitchy fucking stance and it drives me crazy. I wanna…UGH!” He covers his face, the beer can he’s holding presses against his cheek.
“You wanna what?” Steve sounds nervous.
Eddie whines and stomps his feet a little, trying to hold back his answer. It’s so close to falling out, resting on the tip of his tongue.
“You wanna what, man?” Steve’s voice coming out stronger like he’s daring Eddie to be honest.
Eddie drops his hands and pouts over at Steve. “Don’t make me say it.” He shifts from one foot to the other.
“Say what? You’re acting weird.” Steve stands up straight and crosses his arms over his chest.
“Oh goooood, then you do that.” Eddie whines. “You don’t even know, look at you.” He sighs and flops his arms in defeat.
“What the fuck are you talking about?” Steve stares like he’s watching a car crash.
“I WANT TO FUCK YOU! You stand like that and-and I can’t think. It makes me crazy. Like-like feral animal crazy. I want to rip your clothes off and scratch my nails down your chest and watch you tell those little shits off. I can’t fucking take it!” Eddie groans, spins on his heels, and stomps away.
Steve stands in shock, letting Eddie’s words sink in. After a brief moment he shrugs to himself and murmurs, “ok.”
Robin’s head pops around the corner. “What’d you say?”
Pt 2-ish
coffee? ☕️🍩💕
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valentimmy · 4 months
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damn 😟
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