#he's literally evil

[gokupowers]

Bay area stuck (Asian HCs)

#my art #homestuck #hs #dave strider #rose lalonde #john egbert #jade harley #yes this is ultraniche #yes these are asian stereotypes. bc i love my community i can criticize them. jay park dave is a bad person btw i do not endorse him hes #he's literally evil #theyre all annoying indiciduals :) #im a big believer in blasian dave and rose . this was . just because the idea was so fucking funny i couldnt help myself #jade is tamilian south indian #bay area stuck #i do not condome any of these individuals. theyre all annoying

[transpidergwen]

EAW writers chose violence with this Su-Yeon/Min-Woo romance. Our spring sunshine girl deserves so much better and he deserves nothing, like sorry your parents are poor MW you're still an ableist piece of shit 🤷‍♀️

#wtf is happening #he's literally evil #why is this coming out of left field now #I HATE IT #extraordinary attorney woo #eaw #eaw spoilers #extraordinary attorney woo spoilers

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wintersberg princess peach and bowser

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #princess peach #bowser #based off a twitter reply i got #where it made me realize the way i characterize wintersberg is a lot like movie princess peach and bowser #hes literally on his knees #he tore up anything green he saw for a boquet #look ethan its green and leafy now kiss me on the lips

[queliotsbambi]

has this been done yet

#resident evil #resident evil 4 remake #resident evil 4 #re4 #re4r #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #he’s so babygirl #i know the truth #i’m literally capcom

[erabu-san]

ERHM.... Sethos 🥰

#my art #genshin impact #sethos #sethos genshin impact #his design is literally evil cyno /pos #and he looks like claude from fe3h (aka the man i marry 3times in my playthrought) #the long hair had me.

[cham0mil3]

ive never played resident evil, does he go to bingo

#i gotta play it… i need to see what all da fuss is abt #i almost finished the first game buts its pretty rough #the camera work is…. creative to say the least #my art #all i know abt leon kennedy is #hes a cop #he can do a sick flip #hes babygirl #thats literally all #resident evil 4 #fanart #resident evil #leon kennedy

[egophiliac]

I saw comments that the new butler from Ridekamens look like Sebek

He...kinda does

I wasn't gonna say it, but. that was kind of my first thought when he was revealed. :') maybe this is what Sebek's older brother is doing these days? he ran off to buttle for secret agents at a superhero cafe? actually wait that would be rad as heck, I'll accept this headcanon

#art #twisted wonderland #ride kamens #i don't know how to tag this in a way that won't annoy literally everyone so uhhhh sorry about that #'but his surname is aijo' it's his SECRET AGENT NAME gosh you wanna blow his cover or what #...okay to be fair they're not really that much alike #beyond being green manservants themed after reptiles and having sorta similar hair and...well their personalities are different anyway #then again we have yet to actually experience leon so who knows #we'll be in the middle of a tense battle of good vs evil and he just appears behind us screaming GOSHUJINSAMA YOUR DRYCLEANING!!! #actually based on his description this seems pretty likely. hm.

[foe-paw]

YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD OUTSMART THE VERY THING THAT RUNS THE BLOOD OF YOUR KIND?

#starkid #black friday #team starkid #hatchetfield #uncle wiley #wilbur cross #foe art #my brain disease re. this weasel guy in full denim continues #in Mine own headcanon he was very similar to john mcnamara when he entered the portal - a strongly moral person and a patriot #but wiggly manages to establish that the only way for wilbur to get what he wants (to help his country even though it is sick and militaris #and poisoned with consumerism and the chase for money above all else- #(wilbur cross is an anticapitalist is what i'm saying) #anyways yeah. wiggly sells despair and wrath and convinces him that the Only Way to save the world is through wiggly's ways! #no hope otherwise! #so....... why not become a comically evil double-crossing full-denim satan archetype! #also fun fact it took me two whole watches of black friday before realizing wiley wasn't meant to be literally satan #he's only figuratively satan! #the anticapitalist activist we deserve :]

[krowbby]

Vlad looked imploringly at Agnes, and reached out to her.

'You wouldn't let them kill me, would you? You wouldn't let them do this to me? We could have... we might... you wouldn't, would you?'

The crowd hesitated. This sounded like an important plea. A hundred pairs of eyes stared at Agnes.

She took his hand. I suppose we could work on him, said Perdita. But Agnes thought about Escrow, and the queues, and the children playing while they waited, and how evil might come animal sharp in the night, or greyly by day on a list...

'Vlad,' she said gently, looking deep into his eyes, 'I'd even hold their coats.'

granny weatherwax was such a buzzkill for not letting her tear him apart <\3

#discworld #terry pratchett #carpe jugulum #agnes nitt #begging screaming pleading on my knees guys read agnes’ books #maskerade and carpe jugulum are soooooo important to me #agnes is so real for the vampire bf plot line in this book #she’s like obviously i can’t be with him he’s like literally evil. buuuuuuuuuut #hearth art

[hahahalfwit]

I HATE MIRROR MIRROR IM GOIGN TO FROW UP

#this still counts as face practice😋😋😋 #IM LITERALLY GOING INSANE ABOUT THEM #star trek #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #doctor mccoy #bones mccoy #how many name variations does he have cmon #spock #mirror spock #SO ANYWAY. I HATE MIRRORVERSE IT UPSETS ME DEEPLY. I DON'T LIKE EVIL #👈niceguy #i mean like yeah im insane insane insane about mirror mirror but the evil fics make me nauseous😋😋 #i kinda like it. but anyway #bones is such a creature. ignore spock being even more creature #wait is that spones? it is yes it is btw #spones

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"RIP Jonathan Harker but I'm different" really??? are you really though?

You, a new hire, loaded with student debt, upcoming wedding to pay for, been given a huge opportunity at work, employer paying all your travel costs. you're telling me that you, exploited corporate lackey that you are, you would actually be self-empowered enough to turn back last minute? after spending all that time and money traveling to the rich client's megamansion? because of what--BAD VIBES? how precisely the fuck do you plan on explaining that to your boss??? bitch your credit score can't AFFORD to avoid red flags, you're going into a possible life-or-death situation whether you like it or not, that's capitalism baby!!!

#dracula daily #tumblr reads dracula #as sympathetic as i am to Jonathan's plight it still sounds pretty cushy compared to literally any modern retail or service job #'oh you've been hired to serve a powerful bloodsucking inhumane monster' yeah that's called a megacorporation #consider this: dracula is a monster but he is also very VERY rich #society has excused worse for less #i mean yeah he's evil but he's not like. jeff bozos levels of evil #the real monster wasn't Dracula it was the unsafe working conditions we were forced to tolerate along the way

[ninjautistic]

YOOOO WE MIGHT BE GETTING HINTS ABOUT LLOYDS ELEMENTAL POWER..

#peoples headcanons of lloyd being the balance of good and evil MIGHT LITERALLY BE TRUE #“Can create life and also destroy it” #its kinda similar to the first Spinjitzu master... #HE'S EVEN A CONDUIT FOR A SOURCE DRAGON AND HES THE ONLY “MORTAL” WHO CAN HANDLE IT CONFIRMED IN S2 #hes so powerful no one can tell me otherwise LEAVE ME ALONE #“kai should've been the green ninja” MY ASS LLOYD IS WAY BETTER #ninjago #ninjago fandom #lloyd montgomery garmadon #lloyd ninjago #ninjago lloyd #lloyd garmadon #lloyd garmadon ninjago #ninjago lloyd garmadon

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

detriot become human lethan au...

#ethan winters #leon kennedy #lethan #resident evil #rebhfun #resident evil fanart #dbh AU #leon unintentionally making ethan go deviant #he says please and thank u and it mkaes ethans brain malufunction #the only things leon lets ethan do his cook because he doesnt know how #ethan follows him around becuase he has literally nothing to do #he just waits for leon to tell him what to do

[jackdaw-and-hattrick]

I love “Danny and Damien are twins!” AUs as they blatantly imply that Danny was taught by the literal League of Assassins and is making the active choice fight like a feral raccoon.

#danny phantom #danny and damian are twins #Danny is a feral raccoon with too much power #Damien goes around complaining about everyone’s technique but the second they point out Danny he suddenly only cares about results #to be fair the day you can take down literal gods you can leave yourself open to as many attacks as you like #it’s still debated who exactly is the Evil Twin™️

[liverralonee]

matthew lillard in sk8 tv (1990) is how i imagine stu when he was like 16

like you’re telling me he planned a whole murder with his boyfriend best friend??

#i don’t believe it #i love how most of my posts about him are like #RAH STUART MACHER EVIL #but this is literally him #he’s a cutie #HE EVEN HAS THE NECKLACE #i love him so much #sighs very very lovingly #stu macher #matthew lillard #scream 1996 #sk8 tv #stuillyshipping #stuilly #stuart macher #billy loomis #william loomis

[bittersweetyrn]

big fan of essek thelyss, not the fanon interpretation, which is either "smol bean, tiny fragile elf who's a sweetheart and basically a child" or people mistakenly calling betrayal of one's home country a "war crime" and then proceeding to be flippant about it anyway, but the real Essek

pretentious motherfucker that committed treason bc he though he was smarter than everyone else

learned to float literally just to impress other rich people

canonically neutral evil

basically head spymaster of his country and master of lies but sucks shit lying to his friends

stayed bitchy even after his redemption arc

"there is nothing I would love more than to not be around you all for the remainder of this day"

a space wizard that crushed someone with telekenesis just to show off (the person was already dying)

sexy feet, nice ass, overall hottie

fell in love with a traumatized wizard of his enemy country and it was mutual despite all the betrayal

faggot

gave away state secrets to enemy wizard bc he though he was sexy

discovered time travel with his boyfriend

proceeded to say they shouldn't use time travel (bc now he's a good boy) but was willing to sacrifice everything and help if his bf wanted to use it

once confessed he had such a bad fight with his dad that his dad ran into the demon caves and never returned (essek doesn't feel bad about this at all)

young for an elf but still 120 years old, he called his bf "young man" and flexed on him about how much more evil he is

#anytime I imagine him stealing the beacons its set to the music from Sinbad where eris steals the book of peace #the way people say “he's basically a teenager!” to excuse his actual evil acts #characters are evil and its cool #very much “my guy didn't do that! he did a bunch of other shit tho” #he is all these cool things yet unfortunately the dice were never on his side 😔 #I only have the most correct opinions on essek #I literally don't even critrole anymore but he is my bitch ass wife #critical role #essek thelyss #essik theylas #ask me abt my fic series “I sensed we loved each other without knowing”