#he's so ace coded guys

[blacklegsanjiii]

I love your Demon Slayer Sanji AU! I really want to see the strawhat reaction of the demon slayer corps and how the corps react to Zoro being half demon. This crossover AU actually remind me of my own crossover AU that I like to think in my head, it's about the non devil fruit users have a vision like in the genshin impact and Sanji got the cyro ever since he escape from Germa because cyro is given to those who have been shaped by their misfortune or something like that.

Straight up I was working on that before my week went to shit(rip to my productivity) and I have NO clue what genshin impact is. I dissociate to stardew valley.

But Tanjiro!Sanji taking the strawhat crew to meet the corps and Mihawk is there as the water breathing hashira? God could you imagine if Rengoku is there? GOD, anyway.

Sanji groaning as he sees Mihawk and several other members of the corps after they all decide to meet on some island. Sanji just having his sword ripped from him and inspected by Mihawk and another corps member debating on whether or not to call a smith which makes Sanji pale. Rengoku rattling off to Sanji about his breathing techniques since they can both fire breathe. Kanroji is begging Sanji to cook and Sanji is having flashbacks to his days as a corps member watching her slam back so much food she might eat more than Luffy and he's not even sure that's possible.

Then someone says Zoro smells bad and Mihawk says it's because he doesn't bathe as he looks at Sanji and apologizes because he tried to make Zoro bathe more but then Sanji says Zoro is a half demon and a king of hell. The Demon Corps is staring at the crew with hands on their swords. Sanji is standing in front of Zoro in a "stop" pose to the members and is like "NO KILLING THE SWORDSMAN OF THE STRAWHATS OR LUFFY WILL KILL US ALL!" and the corps slowly moves their hands away from their swords.

Zoro has to explain what the fuck is going on. He has to answer questions. The demon corps is still debating on whether or not to kill him until he says he helped kill that kid Sanji was fighting. Sanji yells at him that it was an upper rank demon and he's a shitty king of hell if he doesn't know what they're talking about. Zoro yells back that he doesn't fucking reside in hell and his demon form is for fighting and he rarely uses it.

Robin has to be so interested in the history and the breathing techniques and Chopper has to be wanting to run tests on them. Rengoku and Kanroji agree easily. Their Sanji's friends and "please call me Kyojuro and this is Mitsuri!"

"Please use our first names!" So they just do a bunch of tests and demonstrations and they answer Robin's questions about the history and secrecy seeing as she is the only survivor of Ohara she can be trusted and such. Mihawk is the defacto leader and so his permission is granted for all of these and he even mentions Sanji growing his hair out since he started at Baratie and Sanji shrugs and says his eyebrows make him noticeable enough having his bright red birth mark that looks like a burn might draw more demons to him and not just pirates like he's focusing on. Mihawk agrees easily to that point and Sanji has started cooking at some point and is making the biggest pot of noodles he can as well as rice and so much food because he knows how hashira eat but Kanroji is an exception because she eats like Luffy.

"So what's the plan now?" Sanji asks as Rengoku keeps yelling tasty after each bite and Kanroji is just shoveling like Luffy.

"Well, you should come back to the corps or have another member join the crew for the forseeable future if it is him." Mihawk says. "You have your pick of these two or I can send someone else soon."

"I'll choose someone else, no offense to you both but having a hashira aboard might cause more trouble." Sanji says.

"I take offense! I feel like Mitsuri and I would be excellent additions to the crew!" Rengoku smiles at him.

"I don't, I get it, I think I've eaten more than your captain." Kanroji says eyeing the stack of bowls between her and Luffy.

"Then I will join the Strawhat crew in your stead Mitsuri!" Rengoku nods.

"What do you think about this, Captain?" Robin smiles at Luffy.

"Why not, sounds fun!" Luffy smiles. Mihawk chuckles as Sanji groans and Kanroji whines and holds onto Sanji and claims she'll miss him and threatens Rengoku into writing.

#black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #dracule mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #tanjiro!sanji #rengoku #kanroji #what if i shipped sanji and rengoku #what are you going to do about it #he's so ace coded guys #one piece au #strawhat pirates #roronoa zoro #zoro roronoa

[greykolla-art]

My favourite thing about Alastor is his hoard of gal pals!

He’s just a cool and charming dude that women feel comfortable around…And is also a power hungry eldritch horror.👌👌👌

#grey art #fan art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin rosie #hazbin alastor #aroace #asexual icon! #I’m so tired of oversexualised charming men I’m so happy he’s ace #nothing but love and light for people who enjoy the dark romantic type tough! #the radio demon #men with a lot of women friends is such a green flag #he’s so villain coded tough I love this guy! #Alastor

[thelesbianthespianposts]

love the idea of aroace mace windu who just- doesn’t get? why everyone is having such a hard time with the attachment rule?? Like just don’t??? Fall in love???? This shit is easy guys why are you so bad at this

#This is why he’s so hard on anakin #Bc he doesn’t get that he’s in love #And not just choosing to disobey the Jedi code #Same with all the other Jedi like obi wan with satine/cody #And (eventually) Luke and din/mara #Mace windu #aroace #star wars #codywan #idk the ship name for obi wan and Sabine sorry #anidala #dinluke #maraluke #Clone wars #Anakin skywalker #1k??? #Holy shit guys #Ace #asexual #aromantic #Aroace

[hypervoxel]

My own personal RadioStatic headcanon is, of course, that they're both aspec but assumes the other has romantic feelings and act accordingly. Vox, in a "romance is just friendship with extra steps, sex can be fun, might as well get things started bc Alastor is too nervous about it to make the first move himself and the anticipation is getting stressful" way and Alastor in a "I finally have a close friendship with a man that is going well so far. Vox better get over himself and his feelings and not ruin this- oh, of course he's going to ruin this. Typical." way

#Alastor exclusively being friends with women he see him as 'one of the girls' and don't make romantic advances on him #(gay best friend coded kinda guy) (it's more complicated than that) (because. ace. but also other reasons) #(i will forever pepper in my egg Alastor headcanons into everything) (gender euphoria of being seen as one of the girls...) #and Vox is like. he's getting over his toxic masculinity and internalized homophobia! hell is a great place for growth #(but like. it's still in a toxic way. getting rid of homophobia to make room for more aphobia) #and he thinks Alastor is absolutely being nice and friendly with him in ways that men just aren't‚ usually. so. must be a crush! #staticradio #radiostatic #it's mutually one-sided. in my silly little mind <3 #Ace Vox

[randomname3]

Not my aromantic ass seeing aro themes in a rom-com

#this is about the confession chapter in komi cant communicate #that manga is so good you guys #but like seriously #he said he would date her! #even if he cant recipocate her feelings! #only because he didnt want her to feel bad! #despite it going against his heart and what he is comfortable with! #and that decision is painted as a bad thing!! #because it is!!!!! #and she notices and forces him to back up from his agreement!!!!!!! #and this manga is so good #komi can't communicate #aromantic #also tadano is so ace coded i love him

[lord-squiggletits]

IDW1 must take place on an alternate Earth where no one has ever heard of ACAB and everyone wears "thin blue line" merchandise because there's literally no other way that a single Autobot killing a USAmerican cop in self defense would be such worldwide news that even Mexican journalists would go "OMG???? You like, killed a cop?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?" and it wasn't even framed as like, "you killed a human," the phrasing every time any character talked about it was very specifically "he killed a cop".

The cop was also threatening to shoot a group of surrendering/not-attacking/injured Autobots btw which is just the icing on the cake honestly lmao

#yeah i still think about how that plot point's handling in phase 2 was fucking dumb #you can't convince me that if a usamerican cop got shot by an alien people wouldn't be making memes about it #ppl would be making memes like 'you know a pig is a pig because he'll even shoot alien robots when they're surrendering' #i'm also mad bc the gun that that cop had was a replica of cybertronian guns that meg spread among earth's populace #and what's worse is spike and this other guy literally HEARD M EXPLAIN HIS EVIL PLAN ABOUT THIS #but somehow in phase 2 literally no one ever brings it up ever again #like not even spike brings up the whole 'yeah M had mind controlling guns that he did specifically to destabilize the population' #he was just like 'nah that autobot shot a cop the autobots are evil now' #but like. i wanna make the earth ac/ab memes so badly lmao #you know that ppl would be making 'officer down' jokes about some cop getting killed by an alien robot #don't try to tell me that it's bc they're alien robots people would suddenly support the US #ppl literally make 9/11 jokes bc they hate the US that much don't even try to tell me earth would suddenly unite over a usamerican cop #getting shot on the job no less #and this is also a story written by barber who's literally the ac/ab writer that gave OP shit for being a cop so like #it's honestly so baffling. like was he trying to make a point about police brutality #bc jazz is black coded and he killed a cop so that's why barber wrote everyone hating jazz for it? #idek it's just another one of those stupid plot contrivances i hate and make me unable to take the rest of the story seriously

[science-lings]

Sebastian is like if bratworth had a trauma that turned him into Feenie which I think is why everyone loves him so much

#it would be like therapy for Phoenix to adopt Sebastian and tell him that he’s not stupid and it’s okay to be a bit of a crybaby #this guy comes from the most difficult to obtain aa game and yet he is so loved #we like messed up little guys here #I have never seen a little guy that needs a hug so badly #pheonix wright #ace attorney #sebastian debeste #aai #aai2 #anyway I’m thinking about my wip about Phoenix being so dad coded that everyone calls him dad

[wibble-wobbegong]

say “mike sucks dick” and you get a few chuckles

say “will sucks dick” and SOCIETY.

#reflecting on that one ask i got forever ago that was a whole analysis about how will’s suppressed sexuality is actually ace coding #or the ‘im ace and i acted a lot like will so he’s probably ace’ guy #headcanon whatever u want but . dont be like that

[antihibikase-archive]

The Relic Song being a special song in Blur/Blight canon and almost every AU ever with the exception of Numeron Code- Relic Song is just a personal song that Slater taught to Piper. It only becomes special once Piper becomes a Number Hunter, and that's the haunting melody his opponents hear him whistling before they duel for their life and he steals their souls.

Aka it's Haruto Tenjo's theme. And it gets whistled too.

#Numeron Code #((I just realized Ashe and I haven't really shared the plot of NC AU yet but. It's fine we'll get there <3)) #((We have been cooking. It is so fun.)) #((I love YGO and its tropes. BIG inspo for the way my things are <3)) #((ESPECIALLY ZEXAL. TOWER MOTIF CAME FROM HEARTLAND TOWER <3)) #((Anyway. Piper is like a ghost that haunts the forum boards. People talk about a guy that whistles a haunting-)) #((-melody just before he sics his ace on you and steals your soul AND your number card.)) #((Its a haunting song- but it isn't meant to evoke fear or do anything. In this AU it's just the song of someone normal.)) #((And Piper will still hum it sometimes when alone. In hopes that Slater remembers.))

[stretchydyke]

having thoughts about trans sabo again....

#why isnt trans sabo more popular #or am i on the wrong side of tumblr/tiktok/twitter..... #sabo is so trans coded #everyone ace loves in any way shape or from is trans coded w daddy issues I don't make the rules #also sabo being a little trans guy and then joining the revolutionary army and meeting daaa queeeennnnnn iva and like #hormone therapy. u get me #little sabo growing up and starting puberty and begging iva to hormone him #and iva is like baby!! you're too young!! you don't even have enough hormones yet!!!! #but then he grows up and still wants it and iva is like okay baby lets hormone u and its the best day ever for sabo #(bonus points if luffy never ever realised sabo was trans because he just did Not know that having diff body parts means anything) #mine #rereading my own tags and remembering iva was actually in impel down all those years #ANYWAY IVA BREAKS FREE AND THEN MEETS SABO #and then. hormones #u get me

[house-in-the-backyard-trees]

mental breakdown in the tags incoming scroll past for your own well being

#so like im just WORRIED #cause like what if ive fully just convinced myself i think he's attractive but I actually dont think he is and I'm just jerking him around #and actinf like i think hes cute cause hes the first guy im not even joking basically ever since the ripe old age of 9 except for cameron #idgaf about his privacy he can fuck off but anyway he is like the first guy other than tiny little awkward 9 year olds to show me any form #of attention. and what if im craving it so bad im just convincing myself that i like him? like am i doing that? cause never in my life have #i gotten like those fucking butterflies or whatever around guys cause ive never been around them much so ive always felt so awkward around #them and just ignored them. like i even have a hard time talking to my male coworkers and looking them in the eye. and i just make up these #scenarios where every single male coworker that ever showed me any form of attention is actually secretly going to fall in love with me and #its like FUCK is that just all I'm doing? pretending? on both ends? but then i have to tell myself that my anxiety is more often than not #full of shit. but like ive craved attention all my life and what if im juat latching on to the first guy that gives that to me? i don't #wanna be that asshole. im just scared. how does everyone just date people? i thought for a while i may be ace in some way #but im also just wondering if i repressed myself that fucking much from literally age 6 that it did that much damage to me? cause ive always #been weird about myself and my body and things like that and i vividly remember wearing a tank top at age 6 in school and being freaked out #the whole day that i would get dress coded. i need to unpack this in therapy hardcore. cause i was also sa-ed when i was younger but i can't #exactly remember how old i was. #but i just think ive always repressed myself and pushed all of that down to the point that i dont know what it feels like? cause i watch #movies and read books and listen to music qnd im like hmm thats never happened to me something must be Wrong With Me. #thanks for coming to my ted talk #im so fucking nauseous #is that butterflies lmao #🎸

[just-a-little-hater]

Apollo Justice, the real ACE Attorney we've all been waiting for

#Klavier wants to make out with him sloppy style and he doesn't even realise #idk I've never seen more ace coded character than this little guy #making ace jokes about Phoenix falls kinda flat because that bitch is so gay it hurts but this funky dude? I see potential #apollo justice #ace attorney

[mrfoox]

Thing I've noticed and dislike about cis/straight guys. They'll show strong intrest and want to talk a ton but then as they make an move and your turn them down they stop wanting to talk to you ajjfkxlsllf

#miranda talking shit #Maybe its my autistic/ace coded brain but to me thats weird. To me friendship is so important #If you dont want to befriend me but want to bang me.... Like... Thats not gonna happen unless i like you as a friend first lmao #I want to be with someone who is my bestfriend basically. We need to enjoy each other's company #Yeah this guy whp made a move on me have basically ghosted me after i turned him down #Before i texted me every day and stuff and now dead quiet. Maybe he's feeling bad and guilty but like it looks so suspicious and weird #To me. Only want to talk to me if we date? Okay i guess /:

[blueish-bird]

burnout is sapping my hyperfixation of creative energy, but not to worry! I’m still thinking about Aki and Angel an incredibly abnormal amount

#at this rate I’ll have fics ready to publish in a couple years time /hj #their individual characters as well as their dynamic together?? gnawing on a chair leg about it #I wish I could put everything into words good but it’s all just arghgfjgkf #capitalist realism/adhd+autism/Gender/doomed by the narrative/hurt on accident love on purpose/deconstructing systems of oppression shit idk #whatever they’re good and I see myself in them but they’re also Really Meaningful characters outside of being nice to project onto #don’t even get me started on Angel’s contradictory existence like what the hell Fujimoto /pos #Devils being creatures that draw power from fear but (Biblical) angels being creatures whose opening lines are ‘do not be afraid’ #as far as we know Heaven isn’t real/isn’t for Fiends and Devils yet he’s modeled after heavenly hosts/messengers? cruel shit #he appears more humanoid than other Fiends yet that doesn’t negate the fact that He Is A Fiend. and of course The Gender #and there’s the personal sinkhole of unpacking how ‘fear’ is defined by Christianity (in relation to God and holy entities) #existential purgatory all-around for this guy #i ‘like’ to imagine that humans go to and stay in heaven while devils are trapped in the cycle of hell and earth for eternity #and by ‘like’ I mean it makes me go a little bonkers so I don’t think about it #Angel being peak aro/ace coded. I love it. #sorry anyways #csm #my csm thoughts #meposting

[bumblingbabooshka]

This is honestly the funniest set of words and images to be combined

#Chell's ma king such a funny f ace.... :/ #<- like that #Janeway: I trust you two to have the Maquis Crew integrated into starfleet~! #then like an hour later Chakotay's punched a guy and Tuvok is trying to stop a mutiny #liveblogging #st voyager #Chell's face is the embodiment of the 'wah-wah' sfx #I notice that in season 1 they call Tuvok 'Mr Tuvok' more which I feel like doesn't happen in later seasons~ #They should call T'Pol Ms T'Pol.... #Dolby being like 'What are you gonna do?? kill me???' like ye ahHEHEH...what ARE you going to do #what if a crewman just refuses to work? just doesn't want to? what are you gonna do?? put them in the brig forever??? #HEHEHEHE Chakotay's answer is so funny out of context like....every single day until you go report to Tuvok he's gonna come punch you #like once a day you see him coming down the hall terminator style and are like OH SH IT #Tuvok says Bajoran earrings are against dress code which doesn't seem to be a lie but in ds9 Kira has an earring .... ?? #Maybe the code was changed but Voyager (being away from starfleet) has an older version #or it was a writer's mistake .... or I'm remembering wrong.... does Kira only wear her earring off duty? #YEAAAA B'ELANNA....B'Elanna talking to her Maquis friends~

[maddy-ferguson]

I wonder why they are so insistent on calling will as ace though. Like why not aro then? After all how you define his sexuality. Lol like..? Headcanoning the only gay character as ace is kinda... like saying he can be only attracted to mwn emotionally but not sexually is giving weird vibes here

right because if you wanna interpret it like that season 3 doesn't even imply that he's ace it implies that he could be aromantic. mike says he doesn't like girls and will says he's not gonna fall in love etc a bunch of people who idk didn't see the gay thing in earlier seasons thought they were making aro (or maybe aroace) after season 3. but season 4 makes it obvious that he's not aro but gay so

#imbécile va lâche ça meme #i understand that it's one of those fandom hcs that aren't based on canon because people hc dustin as ace when he's like the least ace #coded member of the party maybe. lol. #but like you said oooh i hate it so bad #the way it's always will too why isn't it ever mike who isn't allowed to be attracted to guys sexually #hcing HIM as ace literally reads like you having a problem with homosexuality sorry bc wdym the gay character is only allowed to be #homoromantic and it seems obvious to you that that's what he is (people have literally convinced themselves that will being ace is canon #like. shut up.) even though there's isn't a single thing pointing to that in canon. this is the 21st century!!!! #ask