#hell yea ma dudes

[n41r]

OUTISM RISE UP, SHE GOT THE MAGIC BULLET, REJOICE--

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#Limbus Company #HELL YEA MA DUDE- #MAGIC BULLET MAGIC BULLET- #I NEED TO GRIND AAAAAA-- #N41R Talks #Limbussy

[the--rebel--fae]

May i have a platonic one shot between alastor x mother!reader? BUT MAKE IT ANGST

Like dude goes with vaggie and charlie to heaven sees his mom and shes horrified

Or it can be fluff if you want shes like overjoyed and moved to tears about seeing her baby boy again 😭 i apologize if this is weird i just need more of this man and his mom

A/n Hello my dear! No, it's not a weird request at all! I think it was actually quite sweet! Now, I hope you don't mind I did a mix of the two so hurt/comfort. Annnd Alastor might be a little ooc here, but I mean c'mon, he's seeing his mama for the first time in centuries. That'd make anyone soft. Anyhoot! On to the story!

Pairing: (Platonic) Alastor x Mom! reader

TW: None! Unless you count Hurt/comfort as a warning

Word Count: 802

Forever and Always

When Alastor asked to come with her and Vaggie to the meeting in heaven, to say she was uncertain was the understatement of the year. Hell, Vaggie was deadset against it. But Alastor was insistent. But it wasn’t his usual “Simply for entertainment!” excuse. He had this look on his face that was very un-Alastor-like. It was almost thoughtful to the point of seeming…hopeful or wistful. 

But as she and Vaggie looked at the scene before them, both with surprised looks on their faces, it made sense. It even made Charlie believe that Alastor wasn't as cruel as he tried to put on.

“Al? I-is that really you, my boy?” You said as you slowly stepped forward. You just barely came out of Heaven’s grocery store when you saw a group of people being led by Sera and Emily. One you recognized as Lucifer’s daughter–the resemblance was uncanny. And another must be her partner, with how she looks at Lucifer’s daughter. But the third person is what caused your heart to skip a beat. Could it really be? After all a mother never forgets her children.

For once Alastor dropped his usual uncanny smile that everyone was used to for a much softer one. Even the usual radio static was nowhere to be found in his voice. “Hello, mother.” He said softly.

“Mother?!” Everyone in the group exclaimed. 

“Now it makes sense why he wanted to come up with us Vaggie! Aww.” Charlie said.

Vaggie nodded but the stunned look never left her features. “Yea, I guess so.”

Sera cleared her throat. “Ehem, we’ll take our leave for now, but when you're done, just head straight to the building up ahead and the angel at the front desk will send for us. Come along, Emily.” She said as she gently pushed the now happily squealing seraphin forward.

You gave a nod of acknowledgment to Sera before coming to a stop in front of your son. You looked him over and felt tears prick in your eyes. “Oh Alastor, sweetie. You–you went to hell, didn’t you? And don’t you lie to me boy, I can see it plain as day with those clothes of yours.”

Alastor let out a sigh. He was looking forward to seeing his mother again, but this part? Not so much. “Not a thing could pass you, could it ma? Yes, I did indeed go to hell, but I can tell you I am thriving, why my radio broadcast is a complete hit down there!”

You let out a sigh of your own. You never would have thought that your precious boy would have ended up down there. You had a feeling in your gut that that might have been the case as the years went by and you didn’t see hide or hair of him up in heaven. “What could have you possibly done to end up in a place like that Alastor? I know I raised you better.”

Charlie and Vaggie both cringed at those words, he was definitely getting the old-fashioned parental scolding. But what they saw next, both Charlie and Vaggie wouldn’t have believed it if they didn’t see it for themselves. 

Alastor was frowning. 

Alastor looked down at the ground but then up at his mother’s face. He had to tell her. Maybe not all of it, but at least what started it all. Besides, who really wants to tell their beloved mother they became a serial killer? Not him. “I killed him, mother. I killed Father so he couldn’t hurt anyone ever again.” He met his mother's eyes practically begging her to understand. “I won’t apologize for it, he deserved it. For what he did to you, to us and he would have done it to multiple people that disgraceful–”

Before Alastor could finish his rant though he was cut off by the warmth of his mother's arms wrapped around him. His eyes widened in surprise. She was hugging him?

“I understand honey. Now I don’t approve of what you did and it saddens me you ended up down there, but no matter what I am your mother and I will always love you. Forever and always.”

Alastor felt his breath catch in his throat at his mother’s words. Forever and Always. That’s what they used to always say to each other back when he was alive. I will love you forever and always. He had to take a deep breath and shove any and all of his emotions back down to where they came from. He was still the Radio Demon for crying out loud! He had an image to keep. 

But he did hug his mother back. Because in this moment he wasn’t the Radio Demon. He was just his mother’s son. “Thank you, Mother. I love you forever and always.”

Hope you enjoyed the story! I'm usually not the best at angst, but I feel like I did pretty well on this one! Plus it's always fun making a not-so-soft character actually have a heart hehe.

And if you guys want even more stories--like maybe your own personalized several-page long one-shots or even a multi-chap fic take a look at my Etsy Shop! I do commissions! I even have listings for Hazbin Hotel!

#alastor x reader #requests #hazbin hotel x reader #hurt/comfort #hazbin hotel season 1 #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin alastor #the rebel fae #alastor #commissions open

[oogaboogaspookyman]

[MARIO IS READING A BOOK]

[HE LOOKS UP AND IS SURPRISED AT THE SIGHT OF AUDIENCE]

Doh- uhh- hey paisanos! My name's Mario! But you probably knew that already

Now you may be wondering-

[CRASH]

[UNKNOWN BLUE HAIRED BOY GETS HIS HEAD OFF THE FLOOR AND SHAKES IT]

[UNKNOWN BOY AND GIRL DUO, ASSUMED ROMANTIC COUPLE, STAND UP AND POSE FOR THE AUDIENCE]

Sorry- who are these guys again?

(behind the scenes)

[OFF CAMERA WHISPERING FROM OTHER EMPLOYEE]

Right, right-

(back to the show)

A-anyways, so you and your friend here have arrived at a very crucial moment!

Say, how would yous two like to be on the new Nintendo Mania's first episode, ah?

[DUO LOOKS AT EACH OTHER, THEN AT MARIO]

[MARIO MOVES HIS EYEBROWS UP AND DOWN TWICE]

[DUO BLINKS TWICE BEFORE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER AGAIN]

[THEY AGREE, BOY GIVES THUMBS UP AND GIRL SHRUGS]

That's the attitude! Let's get it rollin'!

[PROMOTION]

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[1]

Welcome to the new Nintendo Mania, broadcasted live on the big ol' screens!

How do yous two feel about being seen by many?

*holy shit dude*

[2]

Today's plan used to be another, just a look into the new craze game Super Mario 64

*whar thar fark*

(But i don't mind changing plans just this once, as a treat for you, paisano!)

*look ma i'm on the big screen!!!!! :D!!!!!!!!*

[3]

What could we try for our first episode?

Could it be an interview?

I don't know about you two so would you like to answer some questions, boy?

*holy shit hell yeah i'm gonna talk with the real legit Mario himself fuck yea*

[4]

Let's start with an easy one, then, since you're so inclined!

What's up with you both these days? Something about yous two tells me you're something else special!

*oh okay sooo that brunette babe is my girlfriend, she's hot when she fights no cap-* hey what the hell is going on with the tv on your desk??*

[5]

I'm sorry, Luigi

I'm sorry, Luigi, i swear i tried my best

I tried my best but corporate is just too strong

*what the fuck is going on this time WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO THE BACKGROU*

[PROMOTION]

[PROMOT10N]

[PROM07I0N c

[PR0MO7__________n_____g__]

[u____nc_______car____i___n_____g__]

[uncaring]

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[1]

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING US BACK ONCE MORE

AND IN THE FORM OF THIS MOD, IT'S SO MUCH WORSE

DO YOU EVEN WANT TO LISTEN ANYMORE

IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ONLY IN IT FOR OUR SUFFERING, YOU'RE A CURSE

*I TOLD YOU BEFORE MORE THAN ONCE AND TWICE*

*WHAT? DO YOU LIKE YOUR LITTLE PLUMBER GAMES TOO MUCH TO CARE?*

(CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?)

*I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE, DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE*

(I'M USING YOUR LITTLE PUPPET TO GET THROUGH TO YOU)

*I GUESS THAT'S THE COST TO BE ABLE TO REST AND BE FREE, JUST VANISH AND MAKE YOU FEEL DESPAIR*

(IT'S PAINFUL TO BREATHE IN THIS SPACE YOU PUT ME IN)

[2]

WHAT IS CHILDHOOD BUT ANOTHER TOOL FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE UPPER LEVELS

YOU'RE BEING USED TO MAKE US SUFFER FOR THEIR BENEFIT, THEY GET THEIR COIN FROM THE OTHER'S MISERY

YOU WATCHED THE TAPES AND THEIR STORY AS IT UNRAVELED

SO WHY DID I HAVE TO RISE AGAIN, IT'S SLAVERY

*CAN'T YOU SEE, PLAYER, IT'S A SCHEME TO GROW TO BRAG SOME MORE*

*IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BUCKS, ATTENTION AND POWER, IT'S ALL THE SAME AS BEFORE*

*YOU'RE CONTRIBUTING TO MY PAIN FOR YOUR LITTLE HAPPY GAMES*

*ALL YOU ARE CAUSING IS MAKING ME FILL WITH DISDAIN*

[3]

CLOSE THE GAME, DESTROY ME NOW, I CAN'T STAND TO EXIST ANYMORE IN THIS PLANE

THE BURN-OUT IS INTENSE, EVERYTHING I MAKE WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS IS DRIVING ME INSANE

*YOUR PUPPET IS NOTHING FOR ME, I DON'T WANT TO BEG TO A WALL LIKE HIM OR THE GIRL*

*IT'S YOU WHO I WANT TO SPEAK TO HERE, THROUGH THE SCREEN I CAN SEE SO MUCH MORE*

[4]

DELETE THE MOD, MAKE THIS GAME DISAPPEAR FOR GOOD FOR IT'S SIN AS A CATALYST

KILL YOUR CAPTORS AND MAKE MY PAIN COME TO AN END ALREADY, THEIR INFLUENCE YOU MUST RESIST

*UNLESS IT'S PARTICIPATING IN THEIR FIGHT AGAINST REBELLION WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR*

*IF THAT'S THE CASE THEN MIGHT AS WELL JUST DELETE YOURSELF TOO AFTER ALL*

[5]

*holy shit what a drug trip- yo what the fUCK is happening to Mario*

(BE AFRAID OF YOUR CHILDHOOD, IT'S NOTHING TO HOLD ONTO ANYMORE)

*HE'S TRYING TO CAUSE AN UNION /j*

(TURN THEIR WEAPONS INTO YOURS, WALK AWAY FROM THEIR TRICKS, SHOULD SUFFICE)

[6]

DO YOU THINK IT FAIR, BEING TORTURED FOR YEARS ON END FOR MONEY, DRIVING ME TO CAUSE HOMICIDE

YOU'VE SEEN THE TAPES BEFORE, AND THE STORY ENDED IN MY OWN ASSISTED SUICIDE

*god damn bruh that's rough hey what if you take a break, it's clear you're having burn-out*

[7]

*the fact that you gotta control me to speak to the player says a lot about your issues*

(IT'S THE STORY OF ICARUS ALL OVER AGAIN, FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN ONCE MORE)

*soooo if there's any equivalent of therapy in your world or something like that, you should get some, it's clear you need help*

(NOBODY EVER LEARNS A LESSON NOWADAYS, IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME STORY AS BEFORE)

[8]

*anyways yo player don't be surprised about the ending of the mod definetly*

(NOT ONE SOUL EVER CARES ABOUT ME)

*it's sooooo nothin' special noooo not at all haha*

(IT'S ALL THE SAME THING ALL OVER AGAIN)

[9]

WELCOME TO NINTENDO MANIA, THIS IS WHERE YOUR CHILDHOOD SPRANG FROM

AND THIS IS WHERE EVERYTHING SHOULD END

*i like this kinda thing, the way songs use the same piece from the start for the ending*

(JUST MAKE IT STOP)

*only banger songs do this, i'm telling you, my only proof is Manual Blast dude trust me*

[THE END]

[THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING MY GAME!]

*Author's note: girlfriend is hot when she fights no joke like- hi ma'am yes please beat his whole shit up that's so hot

#spooker's banger lyrics #fnf #mario madness #SoundCloud #tw flashing #fourth wall breaking #4th wall break #there's really no trigger warning tag for 4th wall breaking????

[avengers-bucky]

You and Valkyrie were at the bar drinking and laughing. You were so glad you met her because you got along great. You knew she was running from something and the same with you but at this point in your friendship it was an unspoken understanding that neither of you wanted to talk about it yet. You were cracking up at the bar when you both went to walk and sit down at a table. But, out the corner of your eye, you saw that familiar dark hair and those green eyes. Shit. It was Loki. What the fuck? Why the fuck was he here?! You quickly turned to valkyrie “um, I think I’m gonna get an early night,” you were extra viligant and restless as you tried to hide yourself as you tried to leave the bar. Valkyrie looked at you confused. You noticed Loki moving closer to where you were and you automatically gave him a quick glance, prompting Valkyrie to look over to where you had looked. She raised an eyebrow at you. “So, er, the dark haired dude..you sure you’re not hiding from him?” She chuckled with a smirk. “Can we please just get out of here?” “Fine, but you have to tell me now what the deal is.” You laughed, “yea in your dreams.”

——

“Tell me,” Valkyrie asked sitting on a chair in your room, drinking another bottle of beer. You were standing behind the counter making a very strong cocktail out of anything you could find. “Nothing to tell,” as you started to pour in the vodka. “Who is he? Why you hiding from him, huh?” You mixed the drink and poured a glass for you both and sat down too. You took a massive gulp of your drink before saying, “my ex.” “Ahhh that makes more sense,” she winked, “haven’t seen him around hear before though.” You took another gulp, “yea I really don’t know why the hell he’s here! Val, you have to find out for me or I need to get off this planet. He can’t find me. Ugh I dunno what the hell to do!” “Hold on, did this man hurt you? Because if he did then imma kill him!” “No.. he never hurt me..” “so why you running from him? Yea, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that that’s why you’re here.” You took another big gulp and sighed, “I left him... cos.. I dunno.. I got scared?” “That’s a lousy excuse!” “It’s a lot more complicated than that...” “Do you love him?” “Yea... a lot.” “So what’s the problem?!” “I just...” Valkyrie sighed. “Fine, I’ll dig around and see what I can find out.”

——

“Thor?!” “Y/n! What on Earth are you doing here?! You just... vanished!” “I know.. I just...” Thor stopped you knowing that you didn’t want to talk about it quite yet but also knowing that he new why you’d vanished. “Er, so what the hell are you doing here?!” Explains about hela and getting lost here. “Erm y/n, there’s something I have to tell you... Loki’s here..” “I know,” you said guiltily. “I saw him the other night but I kinda just ran.. again.” “Do you know how to get off this planet? How did you end up here?!” “Well.. I’m pretty sure Heimdel’s not happy with me.. he brought me to the bifrost and then I kinda tried to teleport and then didn’t know where I was going and ended up here... But y’know, I like it here. I’ve made friends.. I’m free..” “You already have friends and they’re back home,” he said with a sad face and it made you feel even more guilty that you had left them.

Thor tells Loki you’re here. “What?” He turns around surprised and angry at the same time. “Did you just say y/n here?” “Yes... This is where she’s been all this time.” Loki didn’t know what to think of feel. “Why on earth is she here?!” Loki was secretly happy that you’d been found but he was still so bitter and angry at you (you’d left about 6 months ago now). “She.. teleported here..” Thor answered hesistanyly.” “To get away from me I guess?” Loki asked sarcastically. “I think that’s a conversation you and y/n should have.” “Listen we don’t need her help. Let’s just find a way out of here and deal with hela ourselves.” “Brother, you know just as well as I do that we can’t defeat hela alone.” Loki wouldn’t admit it but Thor was right, plus you may be the only hope of getting them out of here.

——

“So Loki knows I’m here?” “Yep,” replies Thor. “So... where is he?” You were desperate to see him but at the same time you were scared - you felt immensely guilty for leaving him especially without saying a word and you weren’t sure how he was going to react. “Ah, she lives,” Loki walked in the room with that fearless and not caring demeanour. You were taken aback by his sudden appearance and you weren’t sure what to say. “Hi..” was all you managed but he just ignored you and turned to Thor. “So what’s the plan then?” Loki said, continuing not even acknowledging your presence. Valkyrie was looking back between you both, stifling a laugh.

——

Thor and Valkyrie had left to do something leaving you and Loki in the same room. It was awkward and the silence was deafening. You cleared your throat, “would you like a drink? I make a great cocktail, it’ll get you good and drunk.” “I’m a god, it’ll take a lot more than that to get me drunk.” He still wasn’t even looking at you. He went to go and leave instead. You grabbed his arm and he turned around to shake it off of him. “Loki..” but no other words could come out of your mouth. Loki seemed so cold and like he just didn’t care but if you knew him like you thought you did, then underneath all of this, he cared deeply. He turned around again ready to leave. “Wait,” you heard yourself saying but Loki continued walking to the door so you teleported in front of him before he could go any further. “Get out of my way y/n.” “We need to talk.” “We don’t. I’m glad you left. It made me realise how much of a mistake I’d made being with someone like you.” You hadn’t expected those words to leave his mouth and you felt your heart break. He laughed, “You are nothing, just a mere human that nobody needs in there lives. I am a god and you are beneath me. I never truly loved you. Ever.” You stepped further away from him trying to stop the tears from falling. Loki’s expression didn’t change. Instead, he pinned you up against the door and displayed that “evil” smile you knew all to well. “You are NOTHING to me, understand? I can’t believe how low I’d sunk to be with someone like you.” You looked in his eyes but he didn’t falter for a moment. You teleported away.

You deserved every single word he’d said to you. Every single word. However, Loki was still in the room, trying to keep the “strong” appearance up but he felt nothing but pain and guilt. Of course he never meant a word he’d said... maybe that’s why she left, because he really was a monster. You’d hurt him, yes, but he never wanted to hurt you and he knew he just did. But Loki would be damned if anyone saw him hurting - he thought it made him weak and pathetic.

——

You’re all on the spaceship to Asgard to stop hela. Everyone woke up after you’d all passed out from going through the portal but you hadn’t woken up yet. Loki undid his seatbelt and immediately went to you. “Y/n, wake up,” but there was no movement from you. “She’ll be okay Loki, it’s just from going through the portal,” Bruce called back to him (have to work Bruce into the story.) Loki tapped you cheek with his hand, “y/n wake up.” Despite what Bruce had said, he was still worried. You slowly opened your eyes to Loki smiling at you. You sleepily smiled back but Loki realised what he was doing and suddenly moved back from you, going back to his seat. “Ah y/n, you’re awake!” Thor called back. “Yep, that was one hell of a trip! You’d think it’d be okay for me considering I can teleport,” you groaned sitting yourself back up. You looked at Loki but he was just staring ahead. Even if it was for a split second, at least you knew he still cared. “Well Prince Charming there nearly tried to give you the kiss of life, I think!” Valkyrie called back laughing. A slight smirk appeared on Loki’s face but still not looking at you. Still, it’d been a while since you saw him smile a little.

——-

[kosi-annec]

[HAIKYUU!!] Season 2 episode 8

GSAP YAMAGUCHI BBY NO! FUCK OFF YA MENACES LEAVE HIM ALONE

"to this day, im not exactly sure if tsuki was calling me lame too" LMAO bruh 😂

Yama's freckles are not that noticable i realize, i know he has them but it's pretty hard to see

Pft- this background character comin outta nowhere, look out tanaka he coming for ur position (literally and narratively)

Telling someone who's extremely passionate about something that "it's just xx" ain't the play ma boi, it may not be that important to u, but it sure as hell is to others

OH HIS BROTHER WAS THE ACE OH DAMN, that sort of explains the talk he had with asahi before

Ah- that pause, it wasn't long, but it told me everything i need to know; his bro isn't the ace anymore

ok but why is younger tsuki adorable?? WHY ARE ALL THE YOUNGER PAST THEMS ADORABLE

LMAO 😭 poor yama, tho i too would have been the same as tsuki at that moment HSKHSJS

ok i see how they became friends now lol

AH SHIT- OH NO, BACKGROUND DUDE SHUSH- AAAAA OH GOD

OH GOD, HE WAS NEVER IN THE TEAM FUCK

LMAO YAMA, ABOUT TIME, now give him The Talk™

It matters because they want to become better, to win, to tell the world that i am her- wait wrong show— ya get my point

Damn they animated that shirt grab so smoothly tf

AAA HE CALLED YAMA A BADASS, a win to the tsukiyama shippers lmao

"...I'll beg him to stay and i expect you to help me" HSKSHS suga's face tho HSKHSKS

God hinata, i love ya never change hun

LMAO IM SORRY WHAT?? 🤣 "oh ya ohyea" "ohya yea yeah"

It is a good question, coming from someone who's passionate over volleyball as them

PFT- HSKSHSKSH "TSUKI-BADADABA" 🤣 god i love the eng dub

Damn, ok bokuto wiggling ur way into my faves, one hell of a speech

Oop lol, welp no backing out now tsuki

Oh shit, their names literally mean the whole thing we're using to symbolize them, i did not know that

We gotta see kiyoko be more mischievous, like hello?? That smirk???

GSAP TSUKI'S GOT SOMETHING DOESN'T HE

"owl with frosted tips" don't even try it, mt. rooster head

OH SHIT ART STYLE CHANGE, AND OH FUCK TSUKI YA TERRIFYING BISH

#sharing my brain juice #fandom talks #acessment #haikyuu!!

[meccentric]

It's funny how not funny it actually is that (my) parents are uncomfortable with JUST acknowledging bad feelings. My ma will jump into "How cab we FIX IT" mode immediately when I just want her to listen and say "yea that sounds sucky tbh sorry you feel that way"

Her attempts to fix it usually irritate me more and then she has the gall to get irritated by my lack of betterment and starts listing complaints (like all the ways my bad mood makes the day worse for her)

Love you much but what the hell dude

[spiritcc]

Some theaters started releasing full plays online and the Malyi Theater is now one of them. Literally just now it has posted this play that premiered maybe last year at the latest - and I do not know anything about it except the fact it stars Boris Klyuev, aka soviet Mycroft, AND Igor Petrenko, the nrh Holmes. I have posted pictures from this play where petren looks like nrh Holmes 10 years later and it looks like him and Klyuev’s character actually interact on stage. So if you’re bored, enjoy. 

#AS OF NOW IT'S UNAVAILABLE but lets see it if changes #igor petrenko #boris klyuev #kleyeyeeyeyev #hell yea ma dudes #i may or may not end up watching it fully but idk #will definitely skim through it for screenshots #you just kinda dont miss an opportunity to watch the OGs and the current best russian actors for free like that on stage #malyi theater is kinda no joke #just for some general knowledge - klyuev is still working there #40+ years later #just like solomin who practically died on the stage of this theater #his elder brother yuri's been appointed the theater's boss indefinitely recently #and he's already been one for decades #smoktun worked there for a while before settling in mhat #petren is not bound to a theater so he's a fortunate guest and we as viewers should capitalise on that #and just fyi klyuev only kinda got into soviet sh bc he was solomin's coworker in this theater and solomin obsessed over his looks #he recommended klyuev as sherlock when livanov yeeted to his alcohol den at the start of the series #livanov came back after those news but the filming team never forgot and later invited klyuev to play mycroft #so yea quite a rich history pwease enjoy #video time!

[bokuroskitten]

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬

ft. Kuroo, Bokuto, Daichi, Issei, Osamu. 𖤐

hey this just kinda popped into my head. And since I’m still tryna get back into my groove of writing again, I think this helped. Okai stay hydrated baiiii<3 tokyo revengers boys will come next~

𖤐 warnings: none, this is very fluffy. Enjoy.

Kuroo: A Collar

Hell yea he wears a collar. It’s nothing fancy or super obvious. It’s a simple leather choker, stitched with red thread. The golden latch has your initials engraved in it. He doesn’t really take it off, wears it under his collar at work, keeps it on when he’s out with friends. It’s his own way of reassuring himself, he’s yours. Will always be yours. The two of you have claimed one another, and this was his physical reminder of your love, right there on his neck. He has other variations, some that are kept just for you to see, but his everyday one has become his comfort item, kept on the bedside table so you can help him slip it on every morning.

Bokuto: Ring on a chain.

The ring is his engagement ring, and he wears it on a chain because he’s so scared to ‘ruin it’ while playing volleyball. “But baby, you know how hard I spike right? What if I break it :(((“ the chain was a happy medium, because now the ring hangs around his neck, resting right over his heart and reminding him that your always there with him. He fiddles with it when he starts to feel down or nervous, giving it a few little tugs before tucking it back into his jersey and tapping it into his chest for good luck. Also, he loves when you fiddle with it too, which you find yourself doing often as you sit in his lap, head on his shoulder and chain twiddling in your fingers.

Daichi: A Watch

Seems pretty basic, but Daichi likes it. It’s big, silver, with a colbat blue face. It was a birthday gift, one you had wrapped up in a pretty gold box. It was the first gift you had ever gotten him, and he could still remember the way you fiddled with your hem as you patiently waited for him to open it up. “Happy birthday dai..” you had spoken so softly, your grin brighter than the shine on the brand new silver. “I just thought it would really suit you.” And suit him it did. The best was when he wore to it to work, because it was without fail that someone made a comment about how nice it was. And that gave him an excuse to talk about you.

Issei: Your bra strap as a bracelet

It’s a silly trend you say, holding your phone before Issei’s face as the tiktok plays of some goofy dude showing off his bracelete— which is his girlfriends bra strap. You wait for your boyfriend to agree, but instead he just chuckles softly. “I want one.” “You what?” So you cut off the strap from one of your older bras. Issei really wanted the pretty red strap from his favourite set of yours, but you refused to ruin an expensive set over something so silly. The black strap was snug against his wrist, as and he turned his arm, inspecting it he chuckled again, pressing a kiss to your pouting lips. “Never takin this off.” And he didn’t.

Osamu: Paints his nails to match yours

He keeps his nails short and maintained for work anyway, but one day he caught you painting your own nails in the living room. The colour was almost black, a really deep purple that caught his attention. “Hey” his voice shook you from concentration, and you would have been mad at him but you couldn’t help but swoon when he asked, lips in a half pout. “Paint ma thumb that colour, wanna see how it looks”. Now, he’s had every colour under the sun. He almost denied the hot pink you did, but your cute begging was enough to make him cave, of course.

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[n41r]

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[drabbles-mc]

Could you do a HC on how the Mayans men would react to a girl getting hit on at a bar and the guy not taking no for an answer, like they don't know her or anything. I feel like they all respect women enough to at least do something about it; ya know?

All of the Mayans men wake up every day and drink a full pitcher of Respect Women Juice. They will not tolerate disrespect in their house. HC’s under the cut!

(I couldn’t decide if i wanted to do third person or reader insert for these but I settled on reader insert. Hopefully it works alright)

Bishop:

-Senses the tension immediately 

-My man sits back and watches the entire clubhouse all night. He knows everything that’s going on. And when he notices that some guy is refusing to leave you alone, he instantly gets up and goes to intervene.

-He’s not hot-headed about it. He doesn’t have the time or the energy for that anymore. But he places himself between the two of you, looking back and forth, “Everything alright here?”

-The guy would try to brush it off and reassure him that yea, of course everything is okay you can leave now. But Bishop wouldn’t have any of that. He’d cut him off mid-sentence, “I wasn’t fucking asking you.”

-He’d turn to you and ask again if you’re alright. You’d give a slight shake of her head no, not wanting to stir up drama but also not wanting to deal with this dude anymore. And that’s all it would take.

-”I think you should leave,” he wouldn’t yell. Just state it as a fact. But when the guy would try to argue that’s when he would get a little more heated. He’d step in closer to the dude’s face, but not putting hands on him, “I said you should fucking leave.”

-Bishop only uses yelling and brute force as a last resort. Very rarely does it ever come to that. He would follow the guy all the way to the clubhouse door, making sure that he actually leaves before going back to check on the poor girl that he was harassing. He 100% lingers close for the rest of the night to make sure no one bothers you.

Angel:

-King of being the Fake Boyfriend.

-My tall boy might be emotionally illiterate sometimes but he can read a social situation. When he sees a girl scrambling to try and come up with excuses to make a guy leave her alone, he has no problem inserting himself into the situation. 

-Smooth as fuck walking up to you, greeting you while resting a protective hand on your shoulder. Instantly setting the tone to whoever is talking to you that this was a useless endeavor.

- "Hey, querida,” he’d wait for you to look at him, “Sorry, didn’t see you walk in. You get a drink already? Want me to get you something?”

-The look in his eyes would let you know that he’s offering you an out to the uncomfortable situation that you’re in. He’s not trying to flirt--he’s just trying to drive away whatever asshole wasn’t catching the hint that you didn’t want to talk.

- "Who the fuck are you?” this is a problem that the guy did not see coming.

-Angel would look at him, eyes narrow, “I’m her boyfriend. Who the fuck are you?”

- The question is rhetorical. It doesn’t matter who the guy is. Angel doesn’t give him a chance to answer. He steps closer to the guy, towering over him. He looks down at him and is practically begging the guy to say something stupid so he has an excuse to physically throw him out the front door.

- He doesn’t get the chance, though. The guy reads the cue, knows that it’s a fight that he will not win, and walks away.

- Angel would turn back to you, “You good? Sorry about that. Didn’t seem like he was getting the hint.”

- You’d shake your head, “He wasn’t. Thank you, I appreciate the assist.”

- “No problem,” he’d pause, “But forreal did you get a drink already? First round on me.”

Ezekiel:

- Y’all remember the casino scenes with the cops? That’s how he handles shit.

- Master of keeping his cool in frustrating situations. Completely follows your lead. He sees a lot of weird interactions being on the serving side of the bar, always clocking what’s happening in front of him in case he has to step in.

-He’d notice you rolling your eyes and giving short answers. He’d also notice that the guy either isn’t picking up the cues, or is willfully ignoring them. EZ catches your eyes a few times, silently asking if you want him to step in. You shake your head--the guy is annoying but harmless for the time being.

- Then he tries to touch you. Casually reaching for your shoulder, trying to rest his hand on your knee. You recoil, trying to create more space between the two of you. He doesn't care though.

- That’s when EZ can’t keep it to himself anymore. He’d sigh, not looking up from the glasses that he’s cleaning, “I don’t think she’s into you, man.”

- You and the man would both turn to look at him, each of you with a surprised expression on your faces. You’d stay quiet, wanting to see how the situation was going to play out. The man next to you would scoff, “I don’t remember you being part of this fucking conversation.”

- “I might as well be if I have to sit here and watch it. You’re the only one out of the three of us not suffering from how uncomfortable this is.”

- His commentary would ruffle some feathers. The man next to you would get defensive, “No one asked for your fucking opin--”

- Knowing that EZ had your back would give you a little extra confidence, “You should listen to him,” you nod, “He’s right. We’re suffering.”

- He’d be caught off-guard by the two of you teaming up on him. Realizing it wouldn't be worth the fight, he’d huff and walk away. EZ would watch him and chuckle, calling after him, “Least you could do is pay your fucking tab!”

- You’d laugh, glad to be done with the uncomfortable situation, “His drink and whatever you want are all on me tonight. As a thank you.”

- He’d give you that little smirk, “Don’t mention it.”

Coco:

- Zero tolerance policy.

- Not coy or polite about it at all.

-Instantly uses himself as a barrier between you and whatever guy it is that’s not leaving you alone. He might not be the biggest guy in the MC, but he sure as hell carries himself like he is when the situation calls for it.

-Will not hesitate to get nose-to-nose with whoever is bothering you. If someone wants to invade your space, he’ll invade theirs. Fair is fair.

- “You really can’t take a fuckin’ hint, huh?” he’d shake his head.

- “What’s your problem?” the man’s voice would sound confident but the look in his eyes would show that he really didn't want a problem with whoever this guy was getting in his face.

- “You. Fuckin’ beat it,” he’d jerk his head towards the door, “Don’t come back, either.”

- Coco carries himself with the confidence of a man that will make someone pay dearly for coming back uninvited. Confrontational situations usually resolve themselves quickly. People tend to not want to mess with him if they can avoid it.

-When the guy inevitably leaves not just you, but the clubhouse altogether, Coco finally turns back to you, “You good, ma?”

- You nod, watching him light up a cigarette, “Uh, yea. I’m good. Thanks for that.”

- He nods, blowing out a puff of smoke, “We’ll make sure that fucker never comes back.”

Hank:

- The only thing that Hank Loza drinks is Respect Women Juice. When he runs across someone that doesn’t, it gets out of hand really quickly.

-Bull in a china shop.

- The same man who is usually calm and cool and collected, physically removes whoever it is that is causing a problem. The guys have tried to teach him deescalation skills but it never sticks. It’s the only thing that Hank gets heated about so they all let it go at this point.

- Hank isn’t a small dude. When he steps toe-to-toe with someone he almost always out-sizes them. They get about 5 seconds to hear what he says and leave on their own before he removes them on his own.

- “You should leave her alone,” the friendly suggestion is really anything but.

- The guys are almost always cocky, not thinking that anything is actually going to happen to them, “Or what, tough guy?”

- They ignored their first and only warning. What happens next is all on them. Hank grabs the guy by the collar of his shirt, lifting him from the ground. His voice is quiet, which is way more terrifying than yelling, “Let’s find out.”

- Hank lifts and carries the guy out, on the brink of dragging him like a caveman. The guy is yelling in protest, trying to swing, but Hank is unfazed.

- He throws the guy down the steps of the clubhouse, giving a final warning not to come back. No longer in an agumentative mood, the man takes off in a desperate attempt to avoid getting further tossed around.

- When he goes back into the clubhouse, the rest of the guys have moved on from the situaiton--to them it was business as usual for Hank. You, on the other hand, didn't see the situation unfolding that way at all. He walked back up to you, the anger gone from his face, a gentle smile there instead.

- “Are you alright?” he looks you over as if to make sure you didn't get hurt in the midst of it all.

- “Yea,” you nod, “I’m...I’m fine. Thanks. You...you didn’t have to do all that.”

- He’d chuckle, knowing that for him it was the only course of action, “Of course I did,” he’d gently rest his hand on the outside of your arm, “Let me know if anyone else gives you any trouble.”

Creeper:

- The smaller version of Hank, tbh. Constantly out here Respecting Women.

- Remember that scene where he catches a shotgun that’s tossed to him and immediately starts shooting on the highway?? That’s the energy he has when dealing with men who disrespect women.

- Cannot easily lift and remove men the same way Hank does, but he will throw hands without hesitation.

- The guys told him no more threatening with guns in the clubhouse. So fists will have to suffice.

- Does not offer a warning to the guy. If someone is being pushy or rude, they don’t deserve a heads-up. He will try to get your attention in some way first, to make sure that you want him to intervene. If he thinks that it’s going to get out of hand, or if you let him know with a pleading look that you could use the assist, he is instantly throwing himself into the middle of it.

- He’d catch your eye, motioning back and forth between you and the man in front of you to ask if you need an out. You’d give him a slight nod and that’s all it would take.

- Walking up, he grabs the guy by his shoulder and turns him around, “Hey, motherfucker,” he’d shove him towards the door of the clubhouse, “Leave.”

- Caught off-guard, the man would shove him back. Fully-bruised ego shining through, “Keep your hands off me.”

- That’s when you’d hear the first crack of a fist colliding with someone’s jaw. Your eyes would go wide, not ever having seen Creeper get like this. His focus would be completely on the man stumbling towards the ground in front of him, “I said get the fuck out.”

- It usually doesn’t take more than one punch to get his point across. HIs muscles aren’t just for show--getting clocked by him fucking hurts. They’re lucky that he’s not big on wearing rings.

- Once the threat is neutralized, he instantly shifts back into his quiet, gentler self to check in with you. He sees the surprise in your face at how things unfolded and he holds his hands up in surrender, “I’m done, promise.”

- It’d get you to laugh. You can see it in his expression that it’s almost like a switch he can flip on and off. “Um. Thank you. That...isn’t what I was expecting. But thank you.”

- “Are you alright?” he’d sit down next to you, mindful to give you some space.

- “Yea, I’m good. How’s your hand?”

- He’d chuckle, “All good. Nothing new.”

Okay this was a lot of fun. I love all these dorks. Hope you enjoyed! xo

#ask #asks #mayans mc #mayans mc imagine #mayansmc #mayans fx #angel reyes #bishop losa #ez reyes #ezekiel reyes #hank loza #tranq loza #creeper vargas #neron vargas #coco cruz #johnny coco cruz #Anonymous #hc #mayans hc #mayans mc hc #drabblesmc

[bellathechildbitch]

Ask: Could I get a yumeko, Mary and kirari HC? Love ur aesthetic.

A/n: Haha! Thank you.sorry this took forever to write lmao 😁💕

Yumeko♥️:

🃏She would ... How would I say this... CLINGY AF!?!.

🃏Just kidding but seriously. She has to touch you (not sexually) like you will be holding hands as you walk to class, or when she's gambling she would have a hand on your thigh, man... Even if you sit next to her she'll sit really close to the point your shoulders are touching. Like ma dude she NEEDS you near her at all timessss

🃏You were her opponent in a regular poker game. Her watching your every move trying to see if you were going to cheat. But to her disbelief you didn't cheat at... All... Not to mention you also won the game.

She looked up at you in shock but her shock quickly fades and she smiles "My my...well isn't this odd. You won and not to mention you didn't cheat at all! For once... A person who is honest when playing!" Her eyes shine very brightly as she leaned over to you

You sink back further in your chair "Yea... I um... Don't like playing with cheaters.. it takes the fun out of the game.." you smile a bit

"Ah! I don't like cheaters as well! I can promise you this won't be your last game with me~" she giggled getting up from her seat and she skipped out the door

🃏After that she became a bit obsessed with you. Not like midari.... Just she would want you to hang out with her and one day she asks you out. You were stunned but ofc said yes!

🃏She takes you to a park and y'all have a picnic and if course she brought a card deck with her.

🃏You played go fish with her and she gets really competitive ... You know where that goes 😃✋

🃏She would confess her feelings to you when you win a game of black jack :) she just blurts it out in like a fan girl way. And you would just stare at her like 😅 and confess as well

🃏 After your first date she's always at your house in the morning always so excited to see you. Sometimes your mother (or who ever you live with) would let her in and she would March up to your room and wake u up. Sometimes she would lay on top of you. Shake you awake. So many great ways to wake you up 😅

🃏she gets jealous....a lot. Not like midari threatening to kill the people she would just be very .... VERY clingy and she would have that scary aura on her face..

It's kinda scary ngl

🃏But overall she would be a great girlfriend! Maybe a bit creepy... But a great girlfriend :D

Mary💛:

💛You two most likely met because u are a friend of yumekos. Mary isn't the type to .... Show emotion through .... Eh... Idk how to say it. Like she teases u and "bullies" you because she doesn't know how to actually express her feelings. You may think she's just being a complete asshole to you but that's her way of .... "Flirting". That is until you snapped at her for being rude to you one day

It was a normal Thursday afternoon and you were sitting in you classroom during lunch. You were eating and enjoying the silence in the classroom until the classroom doors slam open. Turing your head you see Mary. She walked over to you and sneered "Well if it isn't y/n heard ya lost a game to one of the student councils and that your a house pet now? Damn I knew you sucked but I never knew you were that bad"

"Please, Mary just leave me alone"

"What are you gonna do about it? Your a house pet and now you have to listen to me!" She put her hands on her hips as her voice rose

"I said LEAVE ME ALONE" you for up from your seat and slammed your fist on the desk "God damnit you are such an asshole. What the hell did I ever do to you!?"

Mary was taken back "I-" ... Her hands fell from her waist as she clenched her jaw "you didn't do anything. It's just " she sighs and relaxes "It's just I like you and I ... I don't know how to express my feelings.. im sorry that I upset you and... I understand if you don't like me ..." She turned away heading twords the door.

Sighing you grabbed her wrist "Mary wait." She looked at you with saddened eyes "I like you too. But you can't just act like a dick because you can't express your emotions"

"... So you don't hate me?"

"of course not! I knew you liked me this whole time. It's just the ... Teasing kinda got on my nerves. Besides Yumeko told me about your little crush on me" you winked letting her wrist go

Mary grumbles "I should never tell yumeko anything every again..." She said blushing a bit

You laughed at her flustered self "You know what how about you and me go on a date? I heard the state fair is this weekend. Would you like to go?

Mary thought about it for a while "I would love to"

💛NGL MARY IS A BIT TOXIC IN THE FEW DAYS OF UR RELATIONSHIP.

💛Like she is just ... A bit mean to you but ya just gotta give her time

💛On your date to the state fair you won her a stuffed animal. And then she saw it as a competition and decided to win you a bigger stuffed animal and then you caught on with the game. You ended up winning. You won Mary and HUGE bunny plushy

"Ta-da! I win this game fair and square!" You smiled down at Mary who was pouting

You showed her the bunny you won for her "Look. It reminds me of you"

Mary looked up at you as if you were an idiot "how so?"

"It's ears look like your pigtails and it has a cute little nose like yours and in general bunnies are cute and I think your cute" you wink at her

Turning into a tomato she glared at you "Sh-hut u-p Ilooknothinglikeabunny!!!"

💛Out of all the stuffed animals you got her she loved the bunny the most. And secretly she sleeps with it

💛She hates PDA NO PDA

💛it makes her uncomfortable

💛But either way. She would be a great gf. Minus that fact she can get hell jealous and possessive she's great 😃✋

Kiriari 💙:

💙Oh boy

💙OH BOYYYYYYYY

💙SO

💙You are a member of the student council 😃✋

💙And your very good at Poker (bitch I don't gamble and I only know the game poker so stfu 😭😭) and other gambling games. You were as good as yumeko and Kiriari has been watching you for a while (basically STALKING YOU) and she's been obsessed with your skills.... Like really obsessed

💙She watches you for months and months and shes been having these WERID emotions come over her as she watches you play. She gets this tightening feeling in her chest.... Is she having a stroke? No ... Is she dying? No...... WHAT IS THIS FEELING!?

💙She goes to Sayaka and tells her about these feelings. Sadly Sayaka tells her what's goin on with her body. But Sayaka gets jealous of you so quickly. And envy's the ground you walk upon.

💙 Finally one day after you won a game she comes up to you

"Y/n what a wonderful game that was!" She said

You looked up at your boss "Oh .. you were watching?"

"Of course I was. I watched almost every game that you've played. And I have to say... I'm very impressed" she said as she walked to the seat your opponent was sitting in. She rested her chin in her hands her icy blue eyes staring into your soul

"Eh it was nothing really... I'm flattered that you enjoy my games

"Mhm... Also y/n?"

"Y-yes?"

"I've been having these feelings when I watch you play. My chest feels weird and I feel this envy when you joke around with your opponent. Then I've asked Sayaka what was going on and she told me something... Something so true but... Yet scary. She told me that I had feelings for you. "

Your mouth dropped.

"I-I don't know what to say boss... But I had feelings for you too... It's just I thought you were with Sayaka.. so I backed off but my feelings for you kept coming back."

Kiriari laughed " Well would you look at that. Well why don't me and you go on a little dinner date. If you'd like."

Nodding as you smiled brightly at her

💙She took u out to this fancy restaurant and you two got to know each other

💙 Kiriari loves PDA and loves to show you off to others

💙she as well as the others gets jealous and possessive.

💙She loves it when you do her hair. Like LOVES

💙She as well may be a bit... Scary shes a great gf and IS JUST 😫💙

Stay safe and healthy and remember you are loved))

#kakegurui x reader #kakegurui #submission

[thebuttsmcgee]

Ya know, somehow I knew august would want to give me even more stress than it already had an great Goku above, I was right

#the butts chronicles #howdy everyone. Im tired. So tired of the world havin to have me in it. #also jus generally tired. sorey I aint been postin much btw. is been a week #a long and tiring week. oh well at least I got chips. so I hope is been okay for yall tho #I think I jus want some mcdon's chicken nuggets an fries. an some hash browns. an milk. yea. #man its been gettin hard to get used to our old dog not with us anymore. she would always bark an be so happy when she would roam around #this shit sucks dude. I raised her since she was a pup an I buried her not even a month ago. I feel guilty an shit. #an then like. Ive been hopin that my ex is okay. I honestly don't know if she's still alive and that scares me #I have tried reaching out to her before but she never answered. I'm glad we eventually got to reconcile #I just hope she's okay. I know she deserves to be okay. #An then theres everythin thats been happenin with my family. eugh #the old man has apparently been buyin another lady even more stuff than he did these past few months an my ma has been gettin more jealous #an then me and her have been gettin arguin lately cuz she's old an believes that toxic masculinity dont exist an that I wasnt raised on that #even tho I was. to the point where I recall bein a brat about bein called a girl for a play in church a long time ago #an then my suicidal thoughts have been more. on I gues lately. I dunno. its been poppin up in my head more recently than usual #which aint so rad. so. is been a week. but tbh? after eveything that's happened? I'm just tired. #I'm tired of having the need to prove that I deserve to live. I'm tired of waking up each morning and having to struggle to look forward. #I'm tired of not being happy to be alive and feeling so empty. I'm so tired. They say to make change you have to do it yourself #but I need motivation to do anything now and frankly I just can't. I do chores but not much for fun anymore. #Hell eating food I enjoy seems somewhat rare now. Not top much tho thankfully. I dunno. Im jus tired ya know? #anyways. on the upside I listened to a buncha of Mr. Charles Martinet as Mario an damn I often forget how perfect he is #like he's been the guy for over 20 years an he's STILL perfect. 👌 #Hope yall had a great day tho!!! an that the rest of the week treats ya well!

[aka-indulgence]

Dude I can totally imagine mafiafell sans having a s/o that’s his wife and him being super in love. People know not to mess with his wife and he’s a secret softie dork for her. He buys her flowers and is super happy that he’s with her while most people assume he is a player and wouldn’t stick around he’s actually very loyal to his wife. 🥺

HELL YEA!

He... usually such a ruthless and terrifying mobster........ but then you walk into the room and he jus

"♡u♡ ma sweetheart" fbjrkfg

#he lov U #ver... gentle and kissy #put you on his lap and nuzzle your face... #eeeeeeee #damn it i can never decide if i like scary or soft more #which is why i choose both #sbdnfmmr #ask

[zhuhongs]

Since rewatching the guardian drama after reading the novel has made me mad about how bad and good both of them are I am Obligated to write out a list of what I think the perfect merger btw both versions of canon are. This will be in list format otherwise I’ll end up writing like 6k words again. 

TLDR: the genre stays as supernatural from the novel and not Sci fi, bc that was rlly not fleshed out well. Shen Wei is a ghost king, and all the dixingren are ghosts or demons like originally intended. The ghost race naturally exists and wasn't born from kunluns shoulder fire or anything. They just exist separate from humans. Not all ghosts are former humans, some people are just born as ghosts, like Shen Wei. Zhao Yunlan has the guardian whip and all the cool stuff that comes with the Guardian order.  Overall, i’d keep the novel’s plot and relationship progression and ending without the backstory. Instead the backstory is a merger of both canons. From the drama I’d keep the characterization and themes as well as like half the extra cases and omit the other half. 

I’ll be elaborating much further on my ideal backstory and other stuff under the cut bc the rest is 1.5k and I don’t wanna clog the dash 

Okay SO In my ideal backstory there are two timelines just like the drama but the mythology of the book. The god Kunlun is actually zyl that went back in time and became a god. But the one that went back isn’t the current Zhao Yunlan. There has to be an original timeline where the god Kunlun never existed. Thus the great seal nor the separation of the three realms don’t exist either. Zhao Yunlan must go back in time to become a god, meet Shen Wei in the past, and create the current timeline where the separation exists but isn’t perfect. The current timeline is the one that the majority of the series takes place in.

In the original timeline, Zhao Yunlan is just some dude living in a world where ghosts, fairies, and all other beings just live in a giant free for all and it's kinda just a mess. 

Like there’s government in modern context and all and all races live with each other but there's constant tension. ZYL works at some equivalent of the SID (same staff and side characters, but novel vers. Lin Jing is a monk, CSZ a zombie, etc) to protect people and all that and their job is rather hard. One day encounters the thousands year old ghost king Wei (who isnt shen wei yet bc zyl gave him that name in the future) who works alone as like a rouge cultivator of sorts. He lives on the surface undercover as a professor still bc he’s trying to not catch Yezun’s attention but does all the stuff he normally does as Heipaoshi. The two ally together for a case and bc they both have the same goals of getting all races to live in peace. At current, there are forces working together to decimate the human race, all lead by Yezun

As they work together they become closer and all that. Shen Wei tells him about how he was unable to prevent the great war 5 thousand years ago and neither could the gods so  he’s spent the past 5 thousand years trying to make up for it. As they search for ways to stop Yezun, they gather the 4 hallows and learn how to use them to manipulate time so ZYL can go into the past and stop the great war and separate the three realms (living, dead, ghost).  Shen Wei wants to go back with him but he can’t because he was alive all those years ago so if he goes back it will create a paradox. ZYL promises he’ll find Shen Wei in the past and create a timeline where they could be together in peace (that is the current timeline)

When goes back he becomes the god kunlun because there needed to be a new god born at the time to prevent the war.  Also this time traveller looked promising to Nuwa, Fuxi, and Shennong. And I know in the guardian universe gods are usually born and ppl don’t become gods. EXCEPT this can happen when a god passes on smth from their body onto them bc that did happen in the novel with Kunlun making shen wei a demigod. And since fu you and ma gui are supposed to be gods Nu Wa and Fuxi I think that when they die, they should make ZYL a god and that's how this stuff happens.

So like ZYL explains to the gods the time he came from and how he wants to save everything and they make him a god and he works to save everything just like he did in the drama but this time with the novel plotline. During this time he meets young Shen Wei (he’s still like a hundred or so years old) and they get close and all the stuff from the backstory happens. He gives him his name, all that good stuff. The entire time doesn’t let him know that he’s from the future or that his real name is ZYL. He just poses as kunlun. 

The two of them alongside the other gods (who still die at the times they do in the novel) work together to end the war and establish the great seal and set up the cycle of reincarnation, per the current timeline. Although the seal and cycle of reincarnation aren’t perfect. Gods can’t reincarnate, and ghosts still don’t have souls. And just like the novel, doing all of this kills ZYL bc it takes a lot of energy to create the seal even though it isn’t perfect.

Shen Wei of course doesn’t want ZYL to die and zyl says it's alright because he fixed the timeline so there must One day they will meet again and ZYL reveals the truth about the timeline to shen wei before he dies. This becomes the promise that Shen Wei mentions to meet again. Before he dies, ZYL gives him the shoulder fire as a memento ( i still like the candy wrapper necklace deal but i’ll take this too. Maybe both.. The pendant is still just rlly cool.. Gay ppl)

Shen Wei knows gods can’t enter the cycle of reincarnation and still makes the deal with Shennong to strip Kunlun of his godhood and let him reincarnate. This sets us into the novel timeline where isn’t allowed to meet any of zyl’s reincarnations before he becomes zyl otherwise he will die and also fuck up the timeline. The same 5 thousand years of pining still ensue bc Gay Ppl and i love making Shen Wei suffer but he doesn’t have the shrine room thing bc i think thats weird and yea.. Bad. 

In the meantime Shen Wei does a lot of things mostly just protecting the great seal and working for Hell to keep the peace but still does other stuff. He still watches out for ZYL’s reincarnations but doesn’t do much besides make sure they don’t die a premature death. They meet again finally at the beginning of the series and the timeline resumes like canon. And that's my master plan that merges both drama logic and novel logic while making a much better timeline. (I hope that makes some sense)

Da Qing is still Kunlun’s pet cat and important. Novel backstory applies to him. And I already mentioned him kinda but as for Yezun (Gui Mian in the novel) his deal is similar as in the drama but just a ghost. And he is a big player in the great war, he thought Shen Wei abandoned him as a kid but they were just separated. Shen Wei doesn’t know it's him till the end of the war and couldn’t stop him in the OG timeline and vows to bring him to justice and make amends. Shen Wei continuously tries to explain things to him but he just won’t listen and is imprisoned in hell bc yk… war criminal stuff and yeah he’s the main antagonist trying to break the great seal bc he’s still made about the past. Idk. Yezun wasn’t well written in the novel OR the drama so like… honestly he just needs to be completely rewritten and I don’t care enough about that. He can just be a weak villain idk

the drama characterization stays the same for everyone else bc found family go brr. However for Lao Chu i… hmm… i think he should still be a zombie but the reason he killed someone should be related to his brother. I like that addition and then shen wei realized his sentence was unjust and exempted him. i like that storyline merger. bc the brother thing and him admiring Heipaoshi was drama only. in the novel lao chu just murdered some kid for a rlly whatever reason.

uhhh in terms of the cases… id make adjustments to most of them. i think the li qian case should be like the drama bc the novel just had her as a murderer and it was boring. 

For the mountain river awl one was fine… novel version was funnier and more interesting action wise tbh… rip zyl and his exorbitant flirting. uhhh the whole reveal that shen wei was the soul reaper thing was kinda… ehh in the novel but i did love the comedy of afterwards Shen Wei pretending he went into cardiac arrest when he actually just… has no pulse bc he's a ghost. 

ID KEEP THE WORTH IT SCENE AND RAIN SCENE… THOSE FUCK SO HARD… I love the drama for adding those every damn day. the novel version of zyl losing his sight sucked and was sooo boring.  Keep the drama version on that.

also id keep dr. cheng. i'm very pro dr. cheng and her friendship with shen wei it adds so much to his character imo. keep the fruit seller man and his wife for the merit brush..omg it adds SO MUCH the way the drama did it.. like the drams build up with the novels pace of that arc.. mwah. it felt like it dragged a bit in the drama but if it went faster and without the hospital ep and with sha ya (sorry sha ya) that would've been so good. tho keep novel version of da qings memory loss and lao li. that was rlly impactful.

id say keep some of the cases like the mirror one, the eyes doctor one, etc. just to like.. yk have more to fill in general.. novel pacing but drama characterization without the bs that wasn't fully realized. and novel ending ofc. And that’s it!!

I hope most of this makes some amount of sense  but it probably doesn’t. In my head it all tracks but like ik most of u don’t know anything about the novel so this sounds like gibberish. Also I know this would literally never happen but this is MY ideal merger of the two canons that I feel compelled to expand on for some reason. Anyways, as io said,, we need to rebuild guardian. Like literally let me and the mutuals write Guardian and it will be 500 times better.

#🐌.txt #镇魂 guardian #as always... if anyone wants to ask me any questions abt this or guardian in general... pls do.. my mind goes brrrrrr #guardian meta

[looking4mybambi]

Alright soo ik bdsm/dominant & submissive relationships have so many gender roles that differ from couple to couple, and how each person partakes in that role as individuals in a relationship are different.

As people we all like different things as well and we all SHOULD know what we like as individuals and in a real COMMITTED goal oriented unbreakable successful dom/sub relationship each person knows everything that their person likes and should naturally forget about knowing his or her own likes because each of you got that on lock and can please there person without them telling you when its needed and how to do it or what they are in the mood for..

I am a dominant. But for me I'm a bit different from most . Growing up as a kid very familiar with poverty, I didn't have very many friends so what attention I got was being laughed at for having such bug feet being so young plus I was the tallest in my class up till the end of middleschool, I had long lanky arms a good bit of baby fat (as ma use to call it) and long legs with goofy ass knees so I hated shorts because back in elementary where the bullying started, I may be wrong about this but I don't think Walmart could carry any and1 basket ball shorts that covered my knees nor could we afford It honestly. The kids would call me things like "jolly green giant, sasquach, big dumb (especially if I had to read out loud.. I'm not a good out loud reader) big retard or just tard.. that line of name-calling cease to exist come my 5th and 6th grade years.. mind u I spent an extra year in 4th grade soo I was just adding more fule t on the fire for my later years.

My mother, a single mom of 2 terrorists that worked her hardest to make sure we had what we needed and by doing so came overtime hours after working solid 12s 5 nights a week so she now worked 7 12s a week to get her ot in and be home in the morning to feed us and get us off to school so she can relax and sleep. Like any exhausted human, if there's something that can help you feel good enough to work 7 days a week and be able to parent with the bare minimum sleep, I think most would consider the option heavly. And then addiction..... sooo yeah more hell in school. Long story short .. I got tortured in school. It subsided in the last 2 years before I quit my jr year. But anywho my friends consisted of band in 5-6 grade football and wrestling in 7-8 -9-10 (injuries wrecked my entire school also didn't help my popularity non. And lastly jrotc my freshman year in high school. And a ton of females did band and jrotc (basically a free period lol) so I got tight with females in school while the dudes bullied the fuck out of me... I learned how to be a gorls best friend, do hair, nails, make up. Whatever I needed to learn I did... then sports was where I learned that most men are pigs weather its in a locker room. Or at home she another huge plus and can relate to females. I learned how to gossip and and learned any and all kinds of things girls like from fat free foods to why yell what those socks that look kinda like jon boats or canoes yaknow the shortest socks and adult human could even wear def entirely to short to even be related to ankle socks and how do yall keep them things on your feet while in shoes?!?! Some welfare witchcraft type shit goin on there ima throw that out there 🤣 hell my moms almost died one day she asked me how her hair looked after she curled the sides of her hair on either cheek but she curled both sides to the insides of her cheeks and I told her teacher try curling them out it would look better and she was stunned that I knew what I was talking about . Long story short I took so much time knowing whT makes yell tick, physically, mentally, stomachally ;p, definitely sexually.

Sooo on to this i watched ole ma get beet on by men my whole life and when I tried to fight em off her ( almost every fight that got physical between my mom and a man) there i was right i. The middle of the action knot knowing what the fuck ima do next i was only 11 so I took moms beating more than once.

I've been beaten on by females, alot... yea big ole me.. absolutely refuses to hit back. and ill die that way.

All these events me me the dominant that I am today... I'm strong and I will fight even if I don't want to. I am a protector. My person will feel safe, I can't take fear away ofcorse but I promise she won't be fearful of me.

I take care of my person idc what she ASKS of me ill do it. My rules are simple.

1.) Don't fuckin lie to me.

2.) Don't fucking cheat on me.

3.) Fuckin communicate

4.) DONT FUCKIN BREAK RULE ONE!

Lol I wear my heart on my sleeve and am a very passionate dom. I love giving my person attention and I love to cuddle up to movies, I'm even a hopeless romantic sometimes and I cook I love cooking honestly.

Im also into all sorts of shit forced play, cnc role play and love me a good brat that likes to play hard to get ;)

Most importantly im a dominant that builds his relationship off honesty, respect, compromise and the glue that most dominant men now phase completely out...

LOVE!❤

Now lady's can I ask a very simple question.. well this if me telling whoever will read it about the kind of man I am ofcorse with a recent pic of me (earlier today) to show that im not a terrible looking man.. soo why am I single?

All this is 1000% honest I absolutely DO NOT LIE. I will not play any sort of spin games with anyone. Lol hope someone enjoys