#hey!!! we’ve all been there!!!

[hcourageous]

if i see one more FuckING “i hate men joke”

hi 🥰🥰 i’m bisexual 🥰🥰 i’m attracted to all genders 🥰🥰

i don’t just tolerate men because i’m attracted to them 🥰🥰

men are good and kind and wholesome actually 🥰🥰

and the men who aren’t are just as shite as all the other folks participating in white supremacist patriarchy!!! 🥰

it’s the system you hate, my love, not the gender

#bisexual #personal #capitalism #homophobia #i love my male partner and my male friends who are good and kind actually #and i’m getting fucking sick of this #it’s the same /not like other girls/ shit that leases to terf nonsense #hey!!! we’ve all been there!!! #it’s time to grow up!

[javelinbk]

Paul McCartney: ‘You never used to see guys wearing glasses, but then suddenly Buddy Holly came along with these big horn-rimmed glasses, and it was ok for John to wear his glasses then’

John Lennon: Refuses to be seen wearing glasses in public for the next ten years

#ok paul #you keep saying that #we all know it’s just that you had a john-as-buddy-holly crush #hey we’ve all been there #I knew this one guy who thought his teenage best friend looked like elvis #john and paul #paul being paul

[iknowwhereyousnoozeatnight]

can you draw a small silly kitty

here’s a painting of one of my small silly kitties :3

#ask #cat #that’s mister darcy and i brought him home from school one day when a professor with a huge brain decided that they could get kittens #rehomed real fast if they just. brought them to school. and u know what they rehomed all of them by noon #he is crazy btw like wild he does backflips off the walls like up at eye level and if ur around he will do a backflip off u #sometimes the other cats too and they’re always like hey! hey! i’ve been assaulted! and we’ve gotta be like. sorry he’s just like that man #he’s also loud as fuck he like trills and chirps all day u can hold a conversation with him if you just hum along it’s rad

[rhysnolastname]

therapist immediately clocking im having an ongoing mental health crisis and taking me aside to talk about it….embarrassing

#he’s like hey been watching #you all day and… #we’ve been in the same group for 3 days #so you know. #plenty of time to observe me

[apotelesmaa]

it cracks me up so much how soul eater takes place in nevada that will never not be funny

Yes Atushi Ohkubo this *is* what Nevada looks like you’re right on the money.

#yeah the giant Halloween themed city in Nevada we’ve all been there #looking at locations in soul eater on the wiki is funny #libya egypt Baghdad Italy Japan New York Nevada British isles China #but also. atlantis. cant be too realistic with the locations. #South America (country not specified). and Antarctica?? when did they go to Antarctica??? #in a real sense I like that he did that it makes it more grounded and made world building easy #but also incredibly funny. they send 14 year olds around the world with no supervision and go hey kill some ghoulies for us bye #asks

[kierancaz]

Chel, Miguel, and Tulio are def polyamorous idc what anyone says

#maybe it takes a year or maybe even just a few weeks after they leave El Dorado #but they do become a closed poly throuple #and they love each other so much #and no there is no weird love triangle that leads up to it #Chel jus comes out and says one day ‘hey I like you both and we’re together all the time so can I just date you both’ #and then they’re like ‘yah that’s chill we’ve been kissing each other on the mouth since we were 17 so we can all jus be together lol’ #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel

[oflgtfol]

literally what the fuck is in the air lately ive had three guys being weird at me within the past three weeks. thats one guy a week. Stop fucking being weird

#coworker situation resolved itself i think hes just Like That #we’ve been casually texting now and everythings normal its fine #other guy who asked me out to get sushi together. i ghosted him. Lmao #like bro ive only talked to you like … four times you are not getting me to a secondary location #and NOWWW #AT MY INTERNSHIPPPP #im huffing and puffing doing manual labor unloading boxes and shit #and custodial does Not pick up when i call them to perhaps come down to help me out #so i gotta do it all by myself i get a cart load it full of empty boxes and im like man i gotta go toss em all individually into the #dumpster now but lo and behold i get to the loading deck where the dumpster is theres a group of grown men #theyre all doing their own thang theres a bunch of box trucks theyre waiting on and they all turn to me when i open the door #im like. Hi. dont mind me i just gotta toss these boxes in the dumpster #two of the men approach me and just literally grab the entire damn cart itself and shake it out over the dumpster #like oh. Okay #i was like hey thank you so much !!! i literally dont know who you are but thanks for helping out !! #and i have so many empty boxes i need to do this two more times #so i open the door and just one of the original men shakes it out over the dumpster again #and i was like profusly thanking him cuz im like do you even work here like who are you thank you for doing my manual labor?? 😭😭 #and so as im ducking out to get the last round of boxes the man says like hey only for you #and im like. in my head im like ??? but im like whatever. moving on. #so i bring out the last round of boxes and im like hey thank you so much for doing this have a great day #and he says something like i see you dont have a ring yet #LIKE WHAT #BACK UP !!! WHAT #IM ONLY 22 YOURE LIKE A WHOLE ASS 35 BACK UP !!!!!!!!!! #so i just say Hm! again and leave #like whenever these PEOPLE say weird shit to me i just say Hm! #CUZ LIKE. HUH? #what the fuck u want me to say that??? #anyway thankfully tho this guy isnt a coworker so its literally just a passing rando i will never see again

[sportsthoughts]

Sports have a way of making me nervous like nothing else on this planet

#been nervous tummying all morning #my beloved childhood football team have a chance to win the league today (final day of the season) #we need a win and we need city to either lose or draw - and we win the premier league #we haven’t won in 20 years and this is the closest we’ve realistically come in a hot minute and I just #I have lived basically my whole life loving and being disappointed by a team that just chokes when it matters most #and the thought that today we might actually do it and I might actually get to see this. and share it with my family #might cry lol and will almost definitely cry when and if we bottle it as we are so prone to do but there we go #sports hey! full of fun full of emotion. I will be a nervous wreck all afternoon so consider this your warning #arsenal fc #in hockey terms - it’s game seven of the scf and imagine the pens haven’t won since 2004. that’s what I’m feeling

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

The tragedy of seeing a very funny tumblr post with the poster’s deactivation date indicating they deactivated as a result of the post popping off. Sad. 🎻

#hey man we’ve all been there. having a post pop off sucks #but you can just delete the original so you don’t have to deal with it in your activity! or shut down your askbox!! #there are ways to survive the flood #here. hold my hand. #hellsite #caitie speaks

[daincrediblegg]

miss piggy bc you’re a strong and independent woman. this is the highest compliment

🥹🥹🥹 AND WITH HER PROBABLY BEING ONE OF MY FAVORITE MUPPETS IF NOT THEE FAVORITE I FUCKING TAKE IT AS SUCH!!!

#I mean listen. she has it all. fat. beauty. sense. will fucking KILL YOU. loves a froggy looking man DEEPLY #and hey haven’t you noticed we’ve never been spotted in the same room twice??? funny coincidence #genuinely. if I ever had an inclination to make a fursona. i think she’d look an awful lot like miss piggy #forever we stan thank you my friend I am genuinely honored beyond measure by that #also I AM a year of the pig baby so there’s that too #it’s like. totally fate

[sassygwaine]

wild how mothers will twist the the most basic acts of care with guilt and suspicion and rewire your entire brain to distrust kindness as condescension

#craaaaazy #self harm mention ahead: #she still asks if i’m okay when i wear long sleeves in hot temperatures #she still asks if i’ve brushed my teeth when i smile #she still asks if my partner and i are okay when i mention being stressed #it doesn’t matter how long it’s been since those were pertinent stressors in my life #anyway i snapped at my partner for reminding me to take my meds #and we’ve talked it through and we’re all good #but it’s like wooooooof ????! #literally just the kindness of ‘hey you missed your meds last night’ when you have memory issues #is so fucking sweet and such a reinforcement of love and care and attention #and yet there i was feeling like a scolded child #big sigh #love you guys we never really grow up we just get older

[edge-oftheworld]

am I the only one who heard ‘sugar coated pain’ for the first time in 2024?

#we’ve had that song for like 6 years #and I’ve been a fan from the start but I always thought it just repeated sugar coated brain #empty wallets #youngblood #5sos #5 seconds of summer #okay why is this reminding me of ashtons snippet? #the hey! hey! don’t you hide all your pain one #seriously did this line ever exist or did someone convince me to hear it #do you guys hear this line too? #ashton irwin #luke hemmings #calum hood #michael clifford

[letsgoravendors]

Anne: Not to self-diagnosis, but something is most definitely wrong.

#hey we’ve all been there #anne boleyn #jane seymour #anna of cleves #catherine parr #katherine howard #catherine of aragon #six #six the musical #six incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect six quotes #six the musical incorrect quotes

[pussy-ache]

i probably shouldn’t read about bpd before bed

#cuz now it’s 330am and i’m crying cuz i have no way to actually mentally process love effectively #like it’s so weird to realize that as much as romantic love and intimacy interest me as concepts #i crave it until the exact moment where i can get it for myself #and then the craving dissipates #like how do i say ‘’hey i know we’ve been having fun for years and you seem to be falling in love with me #but i have no desire to actually be loved by you or touched by you in an actual real way’’ #especially because the attention i receive is the only dopamine i get that gets me out of bed #so essentially i just use people and string them along knowing i’ll never actual want more than surface level anything #and this is what i mean when i say i do not love right. like on paper i seem fine. in theory i seem fine. in practice not so much #there is something so deeply cracked about my desires sexually and romantically completely disappearing #like it really hurts him that he craves my touch and love and i crave. nothing. #like he always craves video chats and calls and loves seeing me and talking to me and idc if i ever have that. i don’t crave it at all #the roleplay of intimacy is fun and then it’s not anymore when people expect me to actually seriously want to spend time with them #i feel like i want to want someone because i’ve been taught i should #the way i operate romantically and sexually falls completely in line with BPD #i will probably be alone for the majority of my life #and i know i can do that but i was promised to some degree that the normal thing to do as an adult is cohabitate / be intimate with someone #and now i’m like ‘’well no one prepared me for a reality where because of a mental illness i might not actually be able to do that’’ #i wasn’t prepared for the possibility that i truly will live life alone because of this #and now it’s like 4am and i’m staring at the wall and having it hit me like a ton of bricks #it’s like in order to actually fall in love at all i’m going to have to beat back this mental illness at any given moment forever #and that’s IF and only IF i’m able to even fall in love in the first place #it doesn’t seem like i’m actually capable of falling in love

[goldensunset]

Happy one month until tears of the kingdom 🎉

WAUGH YOU’RE RIGHT

#time is passing soso quickly… #june 2019 feels like it was only yesterday #we’ve really been waiting for this game for almost four years huh #now suddenly it’s like that’s way too soon oh man just a month #can’t believe it’s even happening feels like this was never supposed to be a real game just a myth #i’m gonna be out of school in less than a month… probably working in less than a month… #funny my brother has been saying for years now ‘once botw2 comes out i’m gonna request an entire week off of work’ LOL #imagine if i did that lol. hey i know i’ve been here for two days but it’s really important i need to play this game right now #man this summer is about to be lit… a real and interesting job… a game i’ve been waiting for for years… #i’ll be in class for the final trailer tomorrow AUGH #maybe i just shouldn’t watch it anyway. like just to avoid spoilers #i wanna go in as blind as possible actually #me from a year or so ago would’ve NEVER passed up the chance to get more info on totk but that’s bc i needed crumbs to sustain me #but now it’s like. hey it’ll be here in a month anyway and i’ve got other stuff to do in that time #same with the gameplay showcase i haven’t seen that #i’ve had all the relevant tags filtered on here for like a month ever since the art book leaked #just gonna leave ‘em on #once we get closer to the date itself i might eventually log off indefinitely #actually that’s probably gonna happen anyway #if it’s anything like last summer having a job and a game to play over the summer means i don’t need tumblr to fill my time #anyway this has been a ramble sorry #asks #rosie-kairi

[toomuchdickfort]

I am going to lose my shit.

#vent #we’ve got a bunch of new hires. and they’re all rude as hell over literally nothing and refuse to do shit the way that we have to or the #whole store gets in trouble- and even the simple things. like hey try to stay in ur zone you’ve been assigned. is too FUCKING HARD apparentl #I’ll go hey man I get wanting to roam around but I’m in a ton of pain right now I can’t do line and you’re doing the only thing that I’m abl #rn and he just stares at me and goes. ok? and it’s like buddy my guy my dude you get pissed at me when I’m struggling bc pain u get pissed a #me when I take a break bc pain what the actual fuck. u can’t call me retarded within five minutes of meeting me and then be an ass all the #time and then wonder why I avoid you like oh my ducking god #and beyond the folks who r dicks! the rest of them either aren’t being trained or don’t give a shit! hey bud I get needing time to get it #but either do it the right way or I’ll fix it! don’t lose ur shut at me when I fix it or give u a lil reminder! oh my god!! #I swear these folks r tempting me to quit more than anything other than my pain has. and boy howdy am I contemplating that shit.