#hoes dinner

[la-morte-vivante]

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#la zowi #la reina del sur #hoes dinner #zoe jeanneau canto #sicky mag

[wastedunicorn]

#make a hoe eat me for dinner #carnival #tiktok #wasted unicorn #wastedunic0rn

[moonchild-in-blue]

Shuffle putting Childish Gambino / Sleep Token / Tyler the Creator / Frank Ocean / Joji back to back is making me feel Whore Feelings™ 😗✌️

#sometimes you gotta unleash your inner hoe for a lil bit #<- she says cooking dinner #ignore this i am having A Moment #darya talks to herself

[governorneo]

Over the weekend I purchased this book ‘Edgar Alan Poe The Complete Tales and Poems’. So far I have read a couple of poems. My current favorite poem is Tamberlane. I interpreted this poem as cold, melancholy, yet heartwarming. Poe has become one of my favorite authors since I was in High School. I remember reading The Black Cat during class. After reading it, I instantly fell in love with this literacy work. Since that day I have followed Poe’s work. Thankfully, I found a book with the full collection of Poe’s work. I am happy and prepared to be consumed by Poe’s tales and poems 📚

#booklover #bookaholic #booktok #books and literature #bookshelf #book recommendations #bookaddict #books #bookish #booklr #edgar allen poe daily #edgar allen poe x reader #edgar allen poe's murder mystery dinner party #edgar allan bro #edgar allen poe bsd #edgar allen ravens #edgar alan poe #edgar allen poe quote #edgar allen hoe #edgar allan poe

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

losing it over the fact that i told @remuslupininskirts that i was going to bed at 10:20pm yesterday. and then i proceeded to talk to them for the next. FIVE HOURS.

#when i realized i lost it lmao #rem was like “i find it funny hoe you're going to sleep and im eating dinner” #and i was like “just watch I'll end up doom scrolling on tikok or I'll bw on tumblr or I'll end up talking to you” #and i was RIGHT #LMAO #lover <3

[evansbby]

Not me continuously refreshing my notifs for feedback

#😭😭😭😭 #I’m a hoe for feedback fr #especially the super long reviews sjsjsjjsks I cannot wait #all reviews appreciated tho #but y’all know the ones… the super duper long ones with the quotes and analysis AHHHHH #that’s my fuckin girl dinner tonight hahaha #but I’m already so grateful reading through everything! #🥺🥺🥺🥺 #it’s also such a relief such a HUGE relief that you guys seem to like it!!

[trans-all-of-that-gender]

To all of you who think slurs can't be used affectionately

I'll have you know that in the country where I live the word for "kiss" rhymes with "faggot" (slightly depending on dialect but I digress)

Which has led my partner and I to throw out the phrase "goodbye" and instead saying "Møs møs, min lille bøs"

Which directly translates to "Kiss kiss, my little faggot"

And if that's not love then it doesn't exist

#slurs can be cery affectionate #if I call you “one of my dykes” just know that i would die for you #I love my freaks and perverts and queers #if you're my “bitch” I will cook your dinner and fold your laundry cuz that means youre special to me hoe #gaaaaaaaayyy #butch4butch #trans t4t #transmasc #transfem #genderless

[one-winged-dreams]

You WILL get your bullshit under control and stop letting your parents consistently fuck you up when you're trying so hard to climb out of the PTSD pit that they put you in

#i stopped playing crisis core to draw and the horrors sprinted to catch up to me #are you serious? was the panic attack this morning not enough for you hoes (the horrors)? #what fucking ever i'm not doing this shit #dinner then bed #again #vent

[hesterias]

your tags on my last Hannibal reblog sent me into orbit i was laughing so fucking hard. i’m so pleased to report that they are gay on main. they are canonically in love with each other and it’s like watching sexual tension so intense they have to eat people because of it. anyway i highly recommend the show it’s genuinely incredible

listen i saw this post on my feed once and was all like

scroll scroll

hol UP

what unhinged ass shit is this

and was immediately intrigued :)

^this how i feel every time i snoop ur hannibal tag ok look at what uve turned me into

#ask #will keep you posted when i start watching cause i'm a hoe for gay on main fuckery #hannibal #i eat 'i'll kill for ur dumb ass just love me back' for breakfast lunch and dinner #no pun intended

[lovevalley45]

okay i stopped watchin the ep like an hour ago but i got a screenshot of astra's expression when mick was talkin abt how kayla knocked him up and

the face of a woman unfortunately having to think abt this way more than she wanted to

#alli says shit #astra like trying to enjoy a not-date night themed dinner n yet #alt caption for this: mick you're scaring off the hoes #astra is not a hoe but u know what i mean

[enniewritesathing]

me and the Hyperfixation gremlin staring at each other rn:

#hoe don't do this to me I need to go cook dinner and all i had is one of those tuna pouches #i can just *feel* it #a text post #non sims

[jvzebel-x]

🦋

#hey i said that last set was the last one but i lied lmao #here are two fucking timeless screencaps from that facebook that prove i have&will likely always be the same hoe lmao #the 2nd pic&caption are from a v. old friend of mine who was there one night when a bunch of us went out for midnight dinner in waikiki #&i got a call to work&got picked up on the side of the road outside by the guy i had been set up w/&my friends TRIPPED #bc i had no valid excuse so i was essentially like 'gotta go lmao ill be back later'&then showed back up at 4am) #yas #♡ #... i miss that sweatshirt SO MUCH i tyedyed it myself :'(((((

[binch-i-might-be]

I love Two Sides so much...... why is it not done yet :(

#she says as the sole person who is responsible for this #sorry i just watches a review of don't worry darling because i'm making dinner and need to be entertained #and it's set in the FIFTIES and i was LOOKING at it and thinking I. HAVE A PROJECT. IN THE FIFTIES!!!!! #when i fill in all the missing scenes of my böök it's over for you hoes #rayrambles

[whenusawlove]

one day i will be strong enough to actually say how i feel

#at dinner ​we were talking about dating as a concept and i was saying how like i havent been seeing anyone else lately bc ppl Piss me off #and also just bc ive been too busy with work. so i just havent had time to be a hoe on top of that anyways #but. i keep seeing him because He does not piss me off. i like him. but i couldnt even say that #anyways he was like 'yeah i don't really know what i'm looking for rn' and my dumbass was just like 'yeah me neither' on auto response #but ofc i know what it is that i am looking for it is just a reality i am kind of still terrified of so i say nothing about it ehehehe #but hey we mutually agreed that we're looking for someone to try new things with which makes me feel hopeful #and we spent the whole night together for the first time !!! it was rly nice!! i told him i wanna do it again n he seemed happy abt tht lol #and im gonna introduce him to my best friend :) i rly think theyd get along lol. and she is like family to me #maybe next time... i can at least tell him that he makes me rly happy. he can definitely tell but. i wanna tell him SOMETHING aaaa

[fairymint]

I will probably have to end up reorganizing the muse list a lil-

have a section for Felix's verses and then the rest of the muses. honestly I never intended or predicted that he'd have more verses than partners, but I get into games pretty damn quickly when my ADHD runs healthy and freely.

a bunch kinda popped up at once, with no other muses in the franchise to keep up.

#ooc. #like. Later tho. i got rlly tired after bath and dinner so it's chillin time #probably cause like yeah....there aren't really any potential partners in some of them!!! not that I'd have muse for! #especially Zoo and Splat. super full of underlings and girlbosses respectively- #shipping hoe tendencies must be outsourced there to other muns /jk jk

[ozzgin]

More of the yandere monster???? Like their married life, him being such a cutie cutie and the reader is a willing person to his yandere tendencies. Like him physically fighting someone for flirting with her for .01 second and her just being 😍🥰

Alright anon, seeing as this has once again resurfaced, I'll cover a little bit of marital life as per your suggestion. (I'm hoping you're referring to the older sibling monster)

Yandere! Monster Husband x Reader

A little change of plans and the wedding you've been kidnapped for continued without a hitch, except you married the monstrous sibling instead. Made for an awkward celebratory dinner, but no one dared to oppose the Beast.

Content: female reader, monster romance, mildly NSFW, saga of the monster hoe reader continues

[First part]

The next family dinner was quiet. You couldn't help but wonder if your horniness had gone too far, slowly chewing your food and occasionally peeking at the ex-groom with remorseful eyes. Poor guy, you thought. "Well, it's quite convenient, isn't it?" he finally said, breaking the silence. The cutlery sounds paused, and you lifted your gaze again. The man flashed you a radiant smile, which emphasized his handsome features even more. "I mean, we weren't sure we'd ever find a wife for my brother. He has a bit of an attitude, and even monsters are afraid of him. The only marriage attempt-" his speech was interrupted by a grunt, and you turned towards your monstrous boyfriend. The older sibling was frowning, visibly embarrassed. "Oh, I remember!" the mother of the siblings, a halfling herself, suddenly chuckled into her glass, taking a generous sip before continuing: "We'd arranged for a fellow monster to meet him, and the poor soul got so frightened she blended in with the background! Took us two days to find her! She came from a chameleon family, I recall."

Everyone at the table began to laugh and you joined, although with a mild annoyance tinged into your voice. So what, there was no reason for you to be plagued by guilt? You even refused a night escapade with your boyfriend until things "settled", as a way to be respectful towards the cucked party. All for naught. At least now you could be ravaged without further consequences. When the mother in law had pulled you aside hours earlier to make sure you weren't coerced into this arrangement, you had to hold back from crassly confessing you'd slurp her son empty of fluids at any hour of the day. Some things are better left untold.

Unfortunately, one detail couldn't be changed in time: the guest list. As this had been an event meant to strengthen the ties between humans, no one outside of the immediate family graced the venue with their monstrous presence. Many guests were intrigued by the outcome of the affair, terribly curious to see the famed wife-to-be of the gruesome, feared Head of the royal army. Even more so once they discovered it was a regular human by all means. "Fascinating!", the old ladies would occasionally cry out, clutching the plump, expensive pearls adorning their necks. You had to frequently excuse yourself in order to dodge the rather indecent questions regarding your relationship. Except when you did manage to sneak away, one of the younger men of names and titles you never registered would approach you for a dance. "Truly a pitiful matter", they'd whisper much too close to your ear. "You would've made a lovely bride for a fellow human."

"You're unexpectedly calm about this", the prince mentioned to his older brother at some point during the wedding night. "Are you not bothered by all the acquaintances flocking to your bride?" The monster shook his head with a sigh. He hadn't known you for that long yet, but one thing he was certain of: it's not humans he needed to fear.

Indeed, having a wife with a monster kink is particularly challenging when most of the husband's work involves similar creatures. The first months after the marriage were stalked by the insidious doubt that his luck was just that: mere coincidence. Would you have displayed the same interest had he not been the only beast at the table? Would you still pick him in a room full of monsters? Such questions followed him each day, feeding into an ever-growing jealousy.

"What are you doing here!", he exclaimed in despair once he noticed your arrival at his training camp. "You forgot your lunch", you explained, eyebrows raised in confusion. Oh, for fuck's sake. He quickly pulled you away, glaring at the subordinates startled by the commotion. They must've been eyeing (Y/N) like rabid dogs, he thought. Next thing you know, you'll be scooped away by some horned scoundrel. He can't have that.

Initially, the rage-filled, obsession-driven fuck you'd receive almost daily was welcomed with shameless begging. The way your monster husband would pin you down under his claws and thrust into you so hard, you could see its movement in waves across your stomach. The way he'd forcefully spread your legs, hungrily sinking his nails into the soft flesh of your thighs and gnawing your shoulders in delirious need. The tears that sheepishly formed in the corners of your hooded eyes would only incite him more. "Bite onto my hand if you can't take it anymore", he'd coo without stopping. As much as you liked to be left a limp, drooling mess, the soreness grew unbearable. Enough was enough when you found yourself carrying a cushion to sit down on any surface.

"Listen, we need to have a talk." You greeted him solemnly once he returned from his military duties. Oh, no. Absolutely not. The monstrous husband bit his lips in panic, immediately going through a mental list of all his subordinates. Or was it someone in the family that slithered their way into your heart? Is that what it was about, that you'd found a different creature? No matter, you weren't going anywhere. "I don't want to hear about it", he declared dramatically. "I have a bruised cervix!" you shouted in disbelief. "Huh?" He stared at you. "It hurts even when I lay down, man. You have to tone it down. At least for a little while."

Ah. Awkward. You noticed his flinch, and patted the empty seat next to you. "What did you think I was going to say?" The bench groaned under the weight of his gargantuan body. Hands folded in his lap like a punished schoolboy, your husband began to narrate the tale of his seething envy and frenzied passion for you. You must understand, he's never cared for anyone as much. To hell with duty and honor, he would kill his own father if his touch on you lingered one second longer than permitted. "Alright, but you must control yourself a little", you reminded him gently. "Never, my urge to obliterate any threat in my path is insatiable", he concluded with vehemence. "Yes, yes, that I understand. The sex, I mean", you gesticulated. "Of course. My apologies, I got sidetracked."

Somehow, he didn't expect to leave this conversation with a cathartic approval of his possessiveness. "Surely you must be upset by my fanatical behavior", he suggested meekly. "Oh no, it's part of your charm", you reassured him with a smile. "It's just not that sustainable in bed without the occasional break." You pat your stomach to express your misfortune.

Sadly, your monster fucking dreams must adhere to the laws of biology.

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