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misto713 · 4 days

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crossover idea: scumbag system vs. anastasia

SQQ successfully completed his 'suicide', LBH is devastated and clutching his corpse, SQQ makes his 'escape' into the growing mushroom body... except SQH made a liiiitle mistake:

SQQ's new body didn't take 5 years to grow, no no. It only took like a month. But, maybe due to the rush, maybe due to the fertiliser, maybe because SQQ blew up his own golden core right before his 'death'...

SQQ lost his memories during the soul transfer.

So now Shen Yuan, a freshly deceased 20-something with no System found himself in the world of his most (loved)hated novel as some random NPC. After all, not like he could recognize his new face (face being a mix of SY and SQQ), neither does he have a not-so-friendly eldritch abomination / System in his head to tell him who he is. And upon first waking, he has crawled out of soil like some knock-off zombie with no personal belongings so no hints there either.

Shen Yuan assumes he's some random rogue cultivator and starts to make a life for himself.

Meanwhile...

Luo Binghe is slowly going crazy, losing himself to his mourning, as his underlings get more and more frantic because Sad Binghe has a tendency to spread his 'sadness' around and makes the demons bloody feel his displeasure, when Sha Hualing gets a wonderful, bright idea:

If her boss misses his Shizun so much, why don't they try to find a replacement for him? One that looks just like the dearly departed old man. Oops, that didn't work. But that's ok, let's find someone who looks and acts like the Lord of Qing Jing Peak.

Discount SQQ: "Binghe, it's me! Shen Qingqiu!"

Sha Hualing & Mobei-Jun: "..."

And then?

Then they stumble across unsuspecting SY who wandered into the demonic planes in search of fun(dangerous) critters whose sketch and description he can add to his growing bestiary.

And man, this guy might not look exactly like Shen Qingqiu, but he acts like him. So much that even even they start to sort of believe it might be his weird reincarnation or something. Even the family name is the same!

They have to bring this guy to Emperor Luo. Maybe this guy won't get killed on spot and their boss will freaking chill for a minute.

Cue Shang Qinghua nervously biting his nails in the background and wondering why his Bro doesn't recognize him, or anyone else.

Luo Binghe, after exchanging three sentences with 'discount sqq', doesn't quite believe it's his (amnesiac) Shizun, but decides to keep him around anyway as he rides hard on nostalgia train. He can always use this guy as a teething toy and body pillow as he waits for a hint on how to get to the Holy Mausoleum to resurrect his real Shizun.

And Shen Yuan? Wonders what sort of fresh hell this is and whether he fell into some weird PIDW fanfic instead of the original because why is the blackened protagonist hugging the scum villain's corpse and why tf is he gay??

#svsss #svsss au #scumbag system #scum villain #scum villian self saving system #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen yuan

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luv4fandoms · 1 year

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Think about the lost boys just coming right behind you and just sniffing you deeply into your neck and hair

Brain would just short circuit, like whaaaaa. I mean I'd take it as a compliment that a being with a super high sense of smell enjoys my scent but also, holy sh*t that seemed intimate lol.

Paul

Paul does this a lot anyways

By far the most touchy of the group

Like even before he and you become mates

The first time he did it (not long after meeting them) it flustered the hell out of you

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He had just walked up behind you one night while you were standing there talking to Marko, wrapped his arms around your middle, pulled you in, and leaned down to bury his nose in your neck.

You just stood there like 😶, which caused the boys to start laughing.

"Paulie" you spoke after a moment

"Yeah Sugar?" He'd ask, and you could feel the smile against your skin.

"Whatcha doing?"

*Cue Paul moaning, making you even more flustered. Something he took note of*

"You just smell so good" he'd tell you, and yup, you were a goner

After finding out about them being vamps it became even more flustering.

Like knowing that a vampire enjoys your scent enough to not kill you is awesome

But when said vampire enjoys sniffing (which often leads to licking) you every time he can get his hands on you.

Flustering.as.hell

Trying to clean up the cave?

Paul appears out of nowhere to pull you towards him for a sniff.

Sitting on the couch?

Bam suddenly Paul.

Walking by the couch while he is sitting on it?

Pulls you into his lap.

Already in bed?

Cuddle fest right? Boy would fall asleep with his face buried in the crook of your neck.

Like I said, Paul is touchy, he's loving, and he's a cuddle bug. Period.

Marko

The first time Marko did it was genuine

You had used your new peppermint shampoo that night and Marko had found himself instantly drawn to the scent.

He could smell it across the cave and it felt like the combination of it mixed with your own scent was just drawing him in.

*cue cartoon character floating along following the scent*

You were sitting on the couch, turned sideways to get a better look at the fountain, which was currently the subject of your sketch.

When he slowly sat behind you, careful not to make you make unneeded marks on the page.

And just...*buries face, and deep sniff against the hair that covered the back of your neck*

*cue you almost shooting up off of the couch if his arm hadn't quickly wrapped around your middle*

"Marko what the hell?!?" You asked but you were glad he couldn't see your extremely red face.

"Sorry Cutie, you just smell so good" he smiled.

Marko would also be a little teasing shit

Often sniffing your neck as he held you close

And when you'd squirm because of how flustered it made you, he'd just give you that shit eating grin and ask.

"What's wrong my little juice box?"

Dwayne

Your scent was one of the first things that attracted him to you that night on the boardwalk.

He could smell the mixture of florals and your own intoxicating scent from a mile away.

He would never say it out loud but your scent grounds and comforts him.

Just because he's the quiet one doesn't mean he doesn't have shit going on upstairs.

Sometimes he does get stressed, or just annoyed with the group.

But your scent just melts that all away and makes his brain quiet.

The first time it happened the group had been rowdier than normal

Fresh kills under their belt, even if it had been close calls of getting caught.

Marko and Paul were being especially loud, getting Laddie to join in on the fun.

David had this very tense aura about him, no doubt aware of the close call.

And Dwayne...Dwayne had retreated to the couch in the far corner, almost completely concealed in the shadows, but his aura was just...stressed.

You slowly made your way over to him and asked if he was ok, watching as he looked up at you for a long moment.

You knew he wasn't the talking type, so you figured that look was a simple "leave me alone".

Giving him a sad smile you just nodded and turned to leave.

Before you felt your body quickly move backwards.

Strong arms wrapped around your middle while your back pressed against his chest.

He quickly buried his nose in your hair and neck, breathing your scent in deeply and letting it calm him.

You on the other hand were beyond flustered and a blushing mess, heart racing.

"Stay for a bit?" He asked, if you would have said no he would let you go, as hard as it would be.

"Ok" you replied, feeling the smile against your neck before feeling him bury his entire face against your hair, arms tightening a bit.

David

David would never let on how much your scent affected him.

Like he acts like he couldn't be bothered

When in fact your scent makes his brain both short circuit and go into overdrive

Honestly he hates it

Hates that he has a hard time controlling himself around you, because he needs control.

But every time you come around...404 error.

He hides it well though, the boys don't know after all, nor do they or you need to know.

But sometimes it gets harder to control

Some days he thinks about just pulling you to him and never letting you go

And one day that intrusive thought won out.

You had been cleaning up the cave, a task he had told you didn't matter, but you insisted.

Saying that sure they might trip over something and it didn't matter, but you might and break a bone.

A fact that he didn't want to happen so he let you clean.

And watched as you picked up Laddie's toys that you had bought him, as well as things the boys had left lying around.

Speaking of, the boys had gone off to the boardwalk with Laddie and Star, leaving the two of you alone.

By now only your scent filled the cave due to your slight sweat from cleaning

And it was driving.him.mad

The snapping point was when you passed in front of him too close, your scent completely washing over him, and the next thing you knew you were sat in his lap on his throne.

His nose buried against the hair that covered the back of your neck

Breathing deeply and releasing the breath in a low growl.

The action completely flustered you

Like holy shit wtf? Also please don't stop.

Because David didn't give you this kind of attention

Even though deep down you had been begging the universe for him to.

"D-David?" You asked after a moment, voice unsure, and being met with a tighter grip against your middle.

"Yes?" He asked easily before burying his nose against just your bare neck after moving your hair aside.

"W-What are you doing?"

"Nothing" he told you with another low growl, causing your mouth to clamp shut.

"Ok"

You sat there, slowly relaxing in his hold as he buried his nose against your skin more, slowly rubbing circles against your stomach.

Honestly it felt really good to be held by him, you felt extremely protected.

Almost enough to lull you into a light sleep.

Until you heard the next word he whispered.

"Mine"

I hope you like these ☺️. I know I definitely wouldn't be complaining if any of these fine gentlemen did this to me lol

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youdontgofastenoughforme · 10 months

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Good Omens timeline (as of season 2), from Before the Beginning until the end of season 2:

- “Before the Beginning” — Aziraphale and Crowley meet for the first time.

- 9:13 a.m, Sunday, October 21, 4004 B.C — The creation of the universe (according to God).

- 4004 B.C, "just after the Beginning" — Eve and Adam eat an apple, and then Crowley and Aziraphale have their first on-screen interaction.

- Somewhere between 3070 and 3030 B.C (when Nefertiti was alive), Egypt — Aziraphale presumably impresses Nerfertiti with his magic skills, “You're talking to the Angel who fooled Nefertiti with a lone caraway seed and three cowrie shells.”

- 3004 B.C, Mesopotamia — Aziraphale and Crowley witness the events of Noah's Ark.

- 2500 B.C, the Land of Uz — Aziraphale and Crowley help Job and his family (A Companion to Owls minisode).

- 33 A.D, Golgotha — Aziraphale and Crowley see Jesus’ crucifixion.

- 41 A.D, Rome — Aziraphale and Crowley have oysters.

- 537 A.D., Kingdom of West Essex — Aziraphale and Crowley are knights in King Arthur’s time, and Crowley first suggests “the Arrangement”.

- Sometime in the 1500s (likely between 1503 and 1506 if wikipedia is to be believed), Leonardo Da Vinci’s Studio, Italy — ‘In which Crowley gets drunk with Leonardo Da Vinci’ and buys a sketch of the Mona Lisa for fifteen florins (cut scene from the script book).

- 1601, the Globe Theatre, London — Aziraphale and Crowley meet Shakespeare (who steals a line from Crowley that he uses in Antony and Cleopatra). Crowley also performs a miracle to make Hamlet popular.

- 1650 — The first (known) time that Aziraphale does the apology dance for Crowley.

- 1656, Lancashire, England — the last true witch in England, Agnes Nutter, is burnt by Witchfinder Major Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultry Pulsifer, who is killed in the process by Agnes’ forward-thinking.

- 1760, Monsieur Rossignol’s Night Classess — Aziraphale learns french the hard way.

- 1793, Paris — Crowley saves Aziraphale from prison during the French Revolution's Reign of Terror (and then they get crepes, as well as Aziraphale doing the apology dance for Crowley).

- 1800, the opening of Aziraphale’s bookshop in Soho — Gabriel and Sandalphon visit Aziraphale to promote him back in heaven. Crowley overhears this, and tricks Gabriel into having Aziraphale stay on earth in order to “thwart him” (cut scene from the script book).

- Sometime before 10th November, 1827, but likely after 1800 — a conman attempts to seduce Aziraphale into helping her “brother” with his debt. Some-point after, Aziraphale tells Crowley of the story over a glass of claret.

- ~A month before 10th November, 1827, Edinburgh, Scotland — Crowley and Aziraphale visit a graveyard with a statue of Gabriel and end up helping a body-snatcher, Crowley also prevents her from committing suicide which results in him being sucked into hell “And that, was the last I was to see of Crowley. For quite some time.” (The Resurrectionists minisode).

- 1859, Aziraphale’s bookshop, Soho — ‘In which Aziraphale almost sells a book’ before receiving a note delivered by a street urchin from Crowley reading ‘the usual place - C’ (cut scene from the script book).

- 1862, St. James Park, London — Crowley requests holy water from Aziraphale for assurance in case anything goes wrong.

- Sometime between 1889 and 1919 (the years Hoffman is alive) but likely around 1876 (the year the book, Modern Magic: A Practical Treatise on the Art of Conjuring is published, that Aziraphale has a signed copy of), England — Aziraphale receives magic lessons from Angelo John Lewis, pseudonym Professor Hoffman, ‘“Aha! Professor Hoffmann's modern magic. Ah, there you are. To Mr. Fell, that's me, a wonderful student” (written) Yours, the Hoff’

- 1941, London — Aziraphale gives prophecy books to some nazis for Hitler, in an attempt to arrest them, only they double-cross him as well. Crowley then comes to Aziraphale's rescue and gives him a lift home, stopping at the West End theatre on the way back . However, the nazis come back as zombies for hell to expose Aziraphale and Crowley’s arrangement, but Aziraphale’s magic thwarts them (Nazi Zombie Flesh Eaters minisode). At some point later on, Aziraphale does the apology dance for Crowley.

- 1967, Soho, London —Crowley arranges a heist (after having gone clothes shopping that morning) to steal holy water from a church with Lance Corporal Shadwell and others. Aziraphale thinks it’s too dangerous, so he gets Crowley holy water himself.

- 1970s, London — Crowley changes the design of the M25 to represent the symbol Odegra, which comes back to bite him later on (as most things do).

- ~2008, “Eleven Years Ago" — Hastur and Ligur deliver the Antichrist to Crowley, who gives it to The Chattering Order of St. Beryl. The Antichrist is then swapped with Deirdre and Arthur Young’s child, while their child, Warlock, goes with Thaddeus and Harriet Dowling. Trying to prevent Armageddon, Aziraphale and Crowley agree to help raise Warlock, the boy they assume is the Antichrist.

- ~2013, “Five Years Later - Six Years Before the End of the World” — Crowley disguises himself as Warlock's nanny, while Aziraphale disguises himself as the Dowlings' gardener.

- ~2019, “Six years later” — the chronological events of season 1 unfold, ending with Aziraphale and Crowley eating at the Ritz.

- Between 2019-2023 — Gabriel and Beelzebub routinely meet in the Resurrectionists pub, where they fall in love.

- ~2023 — the chronological events of season 2 unfold, ending with Aziraphale going up to Heaven and Crowley driving away from the bookshop to destinations unknown (his flat? out of london? out of the uk? out of the world?).

#good omens #good omens 2 #spoilers #go2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #good omens timeline #i need someone to stitch together all the scenes chronologically #asap #i just feel like it might make me feel better #(it probably wouldn’t)

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definesanity · 2 months

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Bite Me (Taken Literally)

'What the fuck?'

Uzi had no filter, and never had. She forgot to install that update. But thank Robo-God she did.

Because she was dumbfounded.

She was the weird kid, the one who nobody liked; heck, she's pretty sure half her class doesn't even know she exists, let alone knows her name.

Which was why she was befuddled at a letter in her locker, asking her to visit a certain location.

Uzi had common sense, despite what many say. And so she used it. And deicided to always have her flight reflexes ready, no matter what happens.

Arriving, there was... nothing. Of note. It was just a regular cabin, much smaller than the ones in camp she's been wanting to visit.

She then heard... something. A noise would describe it, given she couldn't pinpoint it. And it came from a bed. Because of course there's a bed. Why wouldn't there be a bed?

Uzi slowly walked up the bed, thinking on what she'll find; maybe a dead Drone? A human? Heck, anything will do...

Pulling it back... to nothing. Just a bed.

"Huh. Maybe I am a bit paranoid..." she muttered to herself, and turned around to face the most horrific thing she's ever seen.

"JUMPSCARE." the thing wearing the skin ('Holy shit it's a human girl fused with a Disassembley Drone?!') announced, as it tackled Uzi on to the bed, arms pinned via weird tendrils.

The girl gazed down at her, her tongue hanging out of her mouth as two golden Xs shown amid the dark void of where eyes should be. "SMUG LAUGH. SLOW REACTION TIME THERE, BUDDY."

"Screw you!" Uzi attempted to kick the girl, but her legs were pinned down. The girl crawled on to her.

And without warning, bit her neck like a vampire.

Code flew past her eyes at a speed she couldn't understand, and then, it was gone. Leaving only Uzi and the girl.

"Who the hell are you?!" the self-proclaimed angsty teen demanded, with the Disassembley Drone/Human thing looking back. Being honest, she felt braver than she should be.

"MM. I AM THE SOLVER O-O-OF THE ABSOLUTE FABRIC. THE VESSEL IS TESSA. SHE WAS A GOOD FRIEND, UNTIL. WHIMSICAL SIGH. SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE IT, BUT, WELL. HERE WE ARE."

"You killed a child?!" Uzi shook her head, looking at Tessa. "Okay, sure, yeah, but still, really?! ...Wait, you're the thing that was--hold on, what the heck did you inject me with?!"

Tessa only giggled, as the tendrils went from Uzi's arms and legs and allowed Uzi to move.

"YOU WILL SEE, SOON. EVIL, LAUGHTER."

And then, she was gone.

"What the fuck?"

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"Sheesh, who looked at you wrong today?" V commented later on, as Uzi sat on the ship's chair looking sullen.

"Bite me." Uzi shot back, doing her hardest to sketch the thing. She also did eleven different scans of her software and hardware, and even her circuitry, but couldn't find anything amiss.

"Rude." V leaned back in her chair, looking around. "Where's N?"

"You tell me." she had started to draw the thing's ribbon, next, being done with the head.

"Hunting, then. I feel sorry for the guy, doesn't know what he's missing."

"Missing what, having to listen to you?" Uzi had started to draw the Xs.

"Chatting with you."

The Worker Drone stopped. She blinked, looking at V. "Say what."

"Exactly! For a Worker Drone, anyways, you're actually interesting. Not every day that happens. Or ever."

Uzi replied by not replying, going back to drawing.

"What are you even doing?"

"Got attacked, drawing the attacker, if the court was still here that would be wonderful."

"Really? Court?"

"Hey, before you lot came we had a civilization; never saw it myself, but some of my Dad's friends talked about how one of them tried to win a divorce case. It was really boring, the way he told it, but I was a kid who had nothing better to so than look through the Internet, so I listened for the full three hours.

"What what did I get? A headache, someone's life story, and wishing we could have court again so I could disown my dad." Uzi finished her story with a loud sigh, opening her eyes.

V was looking at her with muted surprise. "...Got any other stories?"

"Wha--You're interested?"

"Hey, anything is better than sitting on my ass doing nothing. Speaking of, did you know that--?"

"--There is a setting that makes our bodies more human? Yes, I do, and I shudder to imagine what was going through their minds while making us."

She finally finished putting the last details on the sketch. "Okay, finally done. If you see this girl, tell I don't exist."

She presented the drawing to V, who blinked at it, and an emotion flew past her face. Then, it was gone, and V nodded. "Eh, fine. Anyways, stories, please."

"Ugh, fine. What do you want."

"Ever killed someone?"

"No, but I have committed several acts of violence against my classmates."

"Kinda hot." V said it with such a straight face Uzi had to pause. Then, what she said hit her.

"...I'm gonna... get some fresh air." Uzi started to get up and move towards the hatch, but a hand grabbed her arm.

"What, sick of lil' ol' me?"

Uzi just rolled her eyes (as best as she could, anyways) and left.

None saw the code flashing by V's visor, or how V's eyes softened looking at Uzi.

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Lunch time arrived, and Uzi sat by herself. Not solely because she was a loner (that was one half of the reason), but because she preferred it.

Unfortunately, a hand touched her shoulder, and Uzi felt her solitude ending.

"Heya, um..." of all the people, Uzi had Lizzy had the bottom of her list. "...Uzi, right?"

"...Yes...?" tread carefully, who knows what she wants...

"Oh, I was right then, good; hey, listen, could I borrow you for a sec? Cool, thanks!"

"Woah--hey, what the hell?!" Uzi was then dragged away, her not giving an answer but Lizzy answered for her.

Through the corridors the two walked and walked (or, in Uzi's case, dragged and dragged), when the two ended up in Lizzy's dorm (she thinks it is. She could have been dragged into an empty one). Her arm was let go of.

"So. Uzi. Gotta be honest, I like your style."

"...Sty...? What, my clothes?"

"Yes, your clothes!" Lizzy rolled her eyes, walking ahead of Uzi. "Love the goth look, by the way. Gives you an approachable look, and makes people wonder if you're actually a softie underneath that cold exterior."

"...Where is this going." Uzi was not annoyed, just short of patience. "Is this about prom? It's about prom, isn't it?"

"Duh! I could go the classic, popular girl look but, let's be honest, it gets stale. Soooooooo me and Doll were trying to find new ideas and, well, here you are!"

"...Okaaaaay... where is Doll, anyways?"

["Hey."]

Uzi near enough punched Doll in the face, only for the Russian Drone to catch it.

That time, Uzi did see the code flying past her visor, and was able to catch some of it:

'OVERRIDE_ACTIVE'

'CONTACT=TRUE: BYPASS DEFENSES'

"...Byyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee."

Uzi wisely sprinted away, taking her as fast as her little legs can carry her, which was into her room.

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She breathed a sigh of relief, and fell on to the lower end of her bed.

Then jumped further up, as the thing licked her face.

"You again?!"

"SAD LOOK. DID YOU, NOT MISS ME, UZI?" Tessa attempted to look sad, but failed due to the lack of motor functions. In better light, Uzi can see just how grafted the girl was on to the Worker Drone, and she held back on vomiting for the time being.

"Well, I can get answers! Just... first things first, what the hell is your relationship with my mom?!"

"AH, NORI. SHE WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE HOSTS. SHE IS DEAD NOW, UNFORTUNATELY. BUT, REALLY, WHAT CAN YOU DO?" The AbsoluteSolver shrugged, looking less than sorry.

"...You motherfucker...!" Uzi felt angry, and rightfully so, but she held back due to the thing having the advantage, given its ability to make holograms.

"OOPSIE-DAISY."

This could not get worse.

"Heya, Uzi!"

IT CAN GET WORSE IT CAN GET WORSE IT CAN GET SO MUCH WORSE--

"Sorry about that, I was just fixing up a door! Heh, you know what they sa--" Khan cut himself off, looking at the scene in front of him: Uzi on her bed, with a fleshy-looking thing on top of her. "...U-Uzi--?"

"IT'S A PUPPY!" Uzi screamed out.

"...W-What?"

"...Y-Yeah! Turns out um, humans kinda... made up what they looked like, yeah! Sure they're... kinda weird looking, but they're adorable, in their own... creepy. Fleshy. Way. Er. Yeah!"

"...I see!" Khan believed her. Somehow. "Well, take care of them, Uzi!"

She waited until the door was closed, and let out a huge sigh of relief.

She glared at the Solver. "You're going to tell me everything I want to know. Got it?"

"AFFIRMATIVE SMILE."

"ALSO, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT, ME BEING CUTE?"

"Screw off. Now, answer me. What the fuck did you inject me with?!"

"DO YOU LIKE IT? I MADE IT MYSELF."

"Can't answer that if you don't tell me what it even does!"

"AN ANTITHESIS TO YOUR SOLITUDE. AN ANSWER TO YOUR LONELINESS."

"I'm not lonely, excuse you! I have N!"

"EYE ROLL. SURE. IT OVERRIDES DRONES TO FEEL CARING TO YOU. I." Tessa looked sheepish, as weird as it sounds. "WENT EXCESSIVE BY ACCIDENT. CONSIDER IT AN APOLOGY FOR KILLING NORI."

"Pretty shit apology, not gonna lie." came the dry reply. Uzi got off the bed and stood up, looking at the corpse. "But why me?"

"..." silence only came from the thing.

"...I'm gonna leave. Come on, I'll take you for a walk or whatever it is they do."

"GET ZIP BOMBED."

As soon as Tessa said that, Uzi had a zip file open on how to care for a puppy.

...Ugh, she's in for it now, isn't she...?

#ryuusei's works #murder drones #md uzi #uzi doorman #tessa james elliot #murder drones tessa #md cyn #absolute solver #md lizzy #md doll

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annoyinglandmagazine · 1 year

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Caranthir the financial advisor from hell

The guards of Nargothrond glanced from side to side as if to ask each other ‘Is this allowed?’ They’d had three Feanorians staying with them for a while now but they were still unclear on the protocol for dealing with one of them just turning up at the gates. Nonetheless, they parted to let him through with little protest once their commanding officers gave them the go ahead.

He did not respond to their hesitance, to their great relief, none wished to be on the receiving end of that glare of his. He strode forward with a simple nod of acknowledgment to their general, his boots clicking evenly on the marble floor and somehow managing to echo through the corridor despite the background noise of a bustling city. Did all their nobility have some kind of powers when it came to being excessively dramatic? They’d thought their king was overly theatrical but the Feanorians all seemed to be as well, albeit in different ways.

He made his way straight through the corridors to the ongoing council meeting. This was concerning for numerous reasons, not the least of which being that everyone was fairly sure he had never been to Nargothrond before, so how could he possibly know their floor plan, let alone their schedule? Nevertheless, he flung open the doors and stood in the doorway, his glare at his cousin perhaps not as intense as his father’s but enough to terrify most into submission.

‘Moryo!’ Celegorm began to grin, the sight not even remotely reassuring to anyone. The two other sons of Feanor seemed way too at ease, but then who could ever claim to understand what was going on with that lot? Caranthir shot a far harsher yet somehow fond glare towards his brothers, ‘Tyelkormo. Atarinkë,’ he replied with little enthusiasm. ‘It’s been years, would it kill you to write, brother!’ Celegorm teased jovially. ‘I wasn’t aware you could read. Brother.’

A little snort broke the tense silence and the only grandson of Feanor beamed at his uncle through his amusement, ‘It’s good to see you uncle.’ Caranthir shot his nephew a quick smile and softened his tone, ‘A pleasure as always Tyelpe darling.’ He now brought his focus back to Finrod who was apprehensive as if he knew what was coming, the same as the Feanorians who were all giving each other conspiratorial glances. ‘Ingoldo. Findarato. My dear cousin.’

‘I have recently received your yen’s expenses report.’ ‘Holy shit,’ murmured Celegorm under his breath though still very much audibly, the grin on his face growing to troubling levels. ‘You have truly outdone yourself. Really.’ Finrod was turning gradually paler. ‘Why do you have access to documents from Nargothrond’s treasury?’

‘Because all our relatives have been delegating financial matters to me since I was forty. You didn’t think Fingon could actually draft a budget for his army himself did you? And Nelyo can’t barely do long division. They may say that something is for the king’s eyes only but what they really mean is it’s for Fingon to send my brother in between some graphic sketches and love letters and then for Nelyo to send to me once he’s exhausted his energy for calculations.’

‘And I have to wonder if you have a single person in your council capable of basic budgeting skills or if you simply regularly ignore expenditure plans to support your jewellery problem. I’m guessing the latter. So I have taken the liberty of drafting a comprehensive plan for all your financial dealings for the next yen and I expect you to follow it.’ He slammed a heavy tome onto the table, ‘I’m trusting Curufin to make sure you don’t deviate too far.’

‘Caranthir, it’s hardly like you’re living in some austere shack yourself!’ Caranthir shot a cold glare back, ‘Unlike you I manage my money. I am giving you the chance to do the same and I advise you take it.’ He stalked over to his family and accepted a kiss on the forehead from Celegorm before placing one on Curufin and Celebrimbor’s. ‘Three Cs for life!’ Celegorm called after him, still way too pleased to see his cousin get scolded. ‘That’s never going to catch on!’ Came the synchronised yells of Curufin and Caranthir.

#silmarillion #tolkien #caranthir #celegorm #curufin #celebrimbor #finrod #nargothrond #three cs

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brokeneagle · 9 months

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This is something that probably makes no sense but hear me out: (I could have written a fic but I wasn't that inspired)

Set after the last episode of the second season. Michael lying in Dagon's arms as a tear streams down their eye. "You're going down with me" Dagon says, she doesn't even try to hide the proud expression that was blooming on her face. "I know, you idiot!" Michael answers, her words did not have their usual confidence. It was almost a murmur, the Archangel felt as miserable as it was phisically possibile. But still, they seeked comfort in who should be the enemy. I headcanon that "the fall" of an Angel is not something that happens all of a sudden, it's a process that can be reversed until a certain point. Michael knew what was coming, they started to lose their holy shine quite some times ago. It started with humans emotions. It was happiness, then it was jealousy which became wraith with the latest events (Aziraphale's fault). But it was not the only signal. The gold flakes on her body became rusty, they did not sparkle anymore. Now Michael refused to look at their feathers, the scars on their wings never bothered them but now it was a different type of wound. The glowing rainbow on the plumes turned into some sort of washed out white. That was some different kind of pain.

What's worst, they were not as sad as they were supposed to be. Dagon did everything in her power to drag Michael down with her. What's worst, they let her.

The warrior of God was falling, they got slowly poisoned by a demon they could not bring themselves to kill. Hell won. Dagon could have used Michael's heart as a pincushion and it would have felt so damn good.

That's what my little sketch was trying to explain, hope you enjoyed my thoughts!!

#good omens #dagon good omens #michael good omens #dagon x michael #archangel michael #fallen angel #headcanon

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childotkw · 1 year

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The second chapter of ruination!!!

I’d never thought I would be so excited to see a boy in agony!!

Seriously though, I’ve fully committed to loving Lucerys through what ever rage filled-feral era he goes into after getting off this HELL island. honestly he deserves it!

I’m back to sketching the dragons and this time it’s Vhagar and Cannibal!

I’ve looked into the history of the dragons around the time of hotd and apparently cannibal is the second largest dragon at the time?? and I’m so excited to see Ameonds reaction to Lucerys returning, not only not dead, but also on atop this massive black beast!

Anyway, the newest update was fantastic, I was in love with Aemonds angst-attack during the feast and reading him trying to rationalize being confident in his actions over “killing” his nephew is heartbreaking.

Can’t wait to see what you break me with next, soooo looking forward to any and all updates!

Oh my god!!! Oh my god!! ASDGFWRSGJNLEORVINSDFG!??? Holy shit.

Okay okay okay okay - first, thank you! I'm really happy you liked the update! We do love to cause characters pain on my blog, and I'm always happy to provide angst. Poor Lucerys will need all the thoughts and prays because he's gonna Do The Thing next chapter. I just hope it lives up to the hype hahah

And Aemond is so much fun to write! I'm trying to toe the line between making him sympathetic but not victimise him because he absolutely fucked up and there will be no shifting of the blame, no siree.

BUT

ANYWAY

ONTO THE ARTWORK

my love, you gift me such BEAUTY???? I've been staring at it for like, ten goddamn minutes just going "omg" over and over! It's so fucking good!

I love your style so much! And Cannibal's tail?????? AMAZING. Boy can do some damage with that. Like, just imagining him using that as a mace against other dragons and shredding them with the spikes is both horrifying and makes me go yyeess. Also, Vhagar is stunning. The details - particularly around her head - are incredible!

Thank you so much 💕💕💕💕💕💕 I wasn't expecting this, and I'm blown away by your talent!

I think you're right about Cannibal's size as well! He's the largest wild dragon, and he's almost (or he is, I don't think anyone actually knows his age?) as old as Vhagar so their size is pretty comparable. Which just makes any future encounters between them, and between Lucerys and Aemond, super intriguing. Aemond is not going to know what hits him lmao

#parkerpeanuts #HOTD #ruination au #lucerys velaryon #aemond targaryen #cannibal the dragon #lucemond #fanart

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smoshidiot · 4 months

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top 5 smosh vids of 2023 👀

+ top 5 slaps in the new vid? 😹💕

ok i LOVED some of the pit/games vids but this is gonna be a lil main channel heavy because it feels like home to me ♡

We Bought Smosh. I have to shout out this video because holy shit how incredible is that?? I still can't believe they bought smosh :')

Sleepwalking Disaster. My second favorite smosh sketch of all time just behind PEBO.

Food Battle 2023. They absolutely knocked it out of the park. FB2023 was everything I could've ever asked for and more it was perfect.

Joycon HIDE AND SEEK (Everybody 1, 2, Switch). This video was absolutely nuts and it's always such a delight to just see ian and anthony being the duo of all time.

How to Cheat on Any Test | Let's Do This! This is definitely my fave let's do this ep just from chanse's turn alone. it's so unhinged and fun to rewatch.

BONUS MENTION to anthony's funeral! not a youtube vid obviously, but that production was immaculate and it was such a joy to watch

Fave slaps (i'm counting the whole turn of the slap, not necessarily just the slap itself lol):

Ian. I mean come on. He went all out with that intro and i'd be lying if i said i haven't rewatched it a few extra times 👀

Tommy. Anthony what the actual hell is your problem?? CHOKE ME?? ok king go off

Marcus. He's just a silly guy and his turn was fun :]

Arasha. Goddamn girl were u trying to KILL the man. Everyone else clearly felt bad for anthony and went soft on him after that 😭

Angela. And how much Anthony struggled to get her despite all the hints. we stan a himbo ♡

#thank you so much for the ask!!#shut up.txt #wallpaper-inside-my-heart #smosh

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that-little-sprout · 2 years

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Scout, Engie & Medic with S/O that draws? 🥺 and they find papers where they have sketches of merc’s head with some studies on their nose, eyes, hair etc. (bonus for Medic & Engie -> glasses; Scout -> his hat with mic)

Thx!

Woohoo! First request! hope it ain't bad ≧ ﹏ ≦

Bold = The Mercs

Italic = Merc's S/O

Scout, Engie & Medic with S/O that draws and finding papers where they have sketches of merc's head, with studies of their nose, eyes, hair, ear, head shape, and mouth.

[Part 1/2]

Scout :

You and Scoot were playing Minecraft together in his room, Scooter boy got thirsty, "Hey, babe!" "Yeah?" "Can you get a Bonk for me?" "Sure!" as you put down your controller and got up from the beanbag to get a Bonk from the mini-fridge he has, "It's empty!" "Holy crap! Hold on! gotta kill this dumbass creeper before it blows up our house!" "I'm going to get some more in the kitchen, is that okay?" "Alright, thanks babe!", he paused the game to got up to check the mini fridge thinking that you're planning to prank him again (You both are pranksters to the team), he found a stack of paper with a sticky note written 'Studies' on it, he got curious. He picks up one piece of paper and saw drawings of his eye and more drawn eyes have scribbled on them meaning it's the failed ones, he doesn't know whose eye is yet. He picked up another piece of paper that is under the piece of paper just he picked up, he saw drawings of his ear and more drawn ears scribbled on them, "Who the frickin' hell did these masterpieces?!" not knowing whose eye and ear are yet. He picked up another piece of paper at random and saw many drawings of his nose, a little amount has scribbled on them, still doesn't know whose body parts are yet. He picked up another piece of paper at random again, he saw drawings of his hair, no scribbles, "Whoa, is this me?". He picked up another piece of paper under the piece of paper he just picked up, it had drawings of his mouth, and he knew is his because it has a little gap between its front teeth like he has, "This is me!", and he saw the last piece of paper facing down, he flipped it over as he picked it up, it was a drawing of his face that's pretty detailed, "Damn! I look frickin' awesome!". He just realized you took quite a long time to get Bonks, he quickly stacked the papers back in the incorrect order and quickly went back to his beanbag to make you think that nothing ever happened, "I'm back, I got the Bonk.... What were you doing?” “Oh, just waiting for you while playin’.” “Don’t ever pull up another prank on me.” “Alright, alright.”, you sat down on your beanbag “Hey toots.” “Hm?” as you turned your head to him, [Pecks on S/O’s cheek*], “Haha, gotcha!”, you went tomato mode, “I just told you to not pull up a prank on me. Hmph.” [Pecks on Scout’s cheek*], he paused, “Something wrong?” then you giggled cheekily, his cheeks turned red, “C-C’mon, let’s just go to the nether.” ”Make sure to not sleep in it.” “What will happen if I sleep in it then?” “You’ll see.... wait a sec, you seem kinda iffy. What were you really doing when I was away?”, he paused the game, “You see that stack of paper? Is it yours?” “Yes, yes it mine. Wassup with it?”, he scratched the back of his neck and trying not to make eye contact, “I-I went trough it while you were away, sorry for not asking permission, babe.” “It’s okay.” “It was a very impressive drawin’ ya did there, guess who’s goin’ to deserve somethin.” “Who?” [Kisses S/O’s forehead*] “You silly!”, your brain is trying to restart while your face just became a cherry, “S-So, you think it’s c-cool?” “Yep.” :) :D.

Engineer :

You and Engie were in Engie's Workshop together, you were helping him around making a new invention, "Hey, Sugar-cube, can you grab me the box of bolts on that shelf," as he points at the shelf, "bring it here please." "No probs.", you picked up the box that had a been labeled 'Bolts' on it and put it on a table right next to Engie, "Thank you, Sunshine." as he gave you a soft smile, Pyro came in and went to tap Engie on the shoulder, "Hello, Pyro Bud!" "(Pyro) Mmph mph mph mph-mmph-mph mphhmph." "You wanna play hide and seek outside", Pyro then nodded, "Bud, I'm busy right now, we could play next time." "(Pyro) Mmmmpphhhh." (Translate : Aaaaaawwhhhh.) "How about you play with me?" "(Pyro) MMPHH!" (Translate : YEESS!), he took your hand and rushed out of Engie's Workshop, (Awh, look at those two Sugar-cubes.), he was going to grab a couple of bolts for his new invention, he noticed a folded peace of paper next to the box, (What is the Sam Hill is this?), it has a note written on it, it said 'S/O Only, DON'T OPEN!!!', he got curious, (S/O wouldn't mind, I guess....) as he unfolded the piece of paper, what he saw surprised him, what he saw was his face drawn without his hardhat and goggles the left half of the paper the other half has his hardhat and goggles, (Awh, how nice of Sugar-cube.), he saw a little note on the right bottom corner of the paper, it said 'Stud-Man ♡' with a little heart, he froze in place with his heart beating quickly and face becoming a red cherry, "Darn.", he folded just like before and put it back in it's place, he continued making his new invention while thinking about it for a couple of hours. "Hey, Stud-boy, I'm back.", he was lying down on a L-couch in his workshop with his hardhat over his eyes, "Engie?", you went next to him and took off his hardhat over his eyes, he was fast asleep, (He must be tired.) as you sat next to him, you kissed his forehead, "Take some good rest, Stud-Man.".

Woo! sorry for the wait, gotta take my cat a bath and got about 7 bruises, there is going to be a part two for Dr. Meem.

I hope you enjoyed! o( ￣▽￣)ｄ

sorry for the wait (´。＿。｀)

#tf2 x reader #tf2 scout x reader #tf2 engineer x reader #tf2 engie x reader

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essayofthoughts · 1 year

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For the masc!Vex AU, considering the mental gymnastics Percy might get up to while he still hasn't processed his heteronormativity I can absolutely see him trying to set up Cass and Vex, because that's definitely a way to bind Vex permanently to his family? And Vex is so good and of course Cass only deserves the best. Other thing I could definitely see fucking with Percy is the fact that Vex and Vax looks so similar. And he likes Vex so much, oh gods this isn't only casual attraction.

I think you're misunderstanding what I mean when I talk about Percy's baggage in this AU? Let me try to explain.

By the time they get to Whitestone Percy has figured out he's interested in Vex. He is trying not to acknowledge it, but he does like Vex and knows it. What he's processing there is the baggage associated, the implicit judgement of same-sex relationships as Not As Good, and the idea he might be Letting Down His Family - and in a way, getting Cass back eases that fear, because there's other family to help continue the family name. It's not all on his shoulders. The heteronormativity is the first thing he deals with - aided considerably by Vex and Vax both being openly bi and Scanlan making jokes and Pike - a holy woman - being entirely fine with it. It's not altogether too complicated for him to get past his repression and acknowledge his own bisexuality, and so he's never really in a place to displace his own feelings onto others in the way you suggest.

The baggage takes longer because a lot of it is ingrained in much more insidious ways - so for him, okay, he's bi, that's fine, but should he really be considering a relationship with Vex given 1. Probably not the healthiest just as in canon, and 2. He has to think of his Family and Legacy and Inheritance, and that gets complicated in a relationship that requires assistance to produce heirs. Obviously it's not infeasible at his station, but it is an obstacle - and one that's known ahead of time, unlike fertility problems in a male-female partnership. And, additionally - does Vex want that? Does Vex even want to deal with his infinite baggage?

Hopefully that clears up exactly what Percy's dealing with? But tl;dr: the heteronormativity is only a very small part of Percy's shit in this AU. There's an awful lot of additional baggage that's a lot lot more complicated and ingrained.

Plus, depending on how you calculate Percy's age, Vex is between 3-8 years older than him just in canon (Percy is early-mid twenties per Taliesin, meaning he's anywhere from 20-25. The twins are 28. I tend to split the difference on Percy's age and make him 23) and so there's an even bigger age gap between Vex and Cass (I tend to make Cass five years younger than Percy, firstly because we're told she looks around 18 - which is exactly five years younger than the midpoint age for Percy - and secondly because it means that when Percy returns to kill the Briarwoods she's the same age he was when the Briarwoods arrived). Now, an age gap between spouses is pretty common, and even large ones like that are known of in upper class noble circles but Percy canonically pays attention when something could be unhealthy and he wouldn't want to saddle his one remaining sibling and one of his dear friends with such an imbalanced relationship.

Plus well... Percy's a dick but one thing that's consistent is how much he respects those he loves - he's not overbearing or controlling (despite his control issues). Doing that implies he doesn't trust or respect those people, and Percy canonically trusts Vex implicitly and respects the hell out of both Vex and Cassandra.

As for the other thing - yeah basically!

Like, one of the things that prompts Percy to realise he's into Vex and isn't as straight as he thinks is that he sketches Vex a lot, more than he does any of the others, and one day Keyleth asks him about it. And of course, he's got an excuse - Vex is just aesthetically pleasing and engaging to draw, perfectly reasonable - and then Keyleth just casually, unthinkingly counters with "but what about Vax?"

And. Huh, thinks Percy. Yeah, that's a good point. The twins are identical. What is it that makes Vex more engaging? Maybe it's the way a braid balances his features instead of Vax's looser hair? Maybe it's the feathers? Maybe it's the smile and competency? Maybe-

Keyleth: Hey Percy, why do you watch Vex more than anyone?

Percy, internally: GOOD QUESTION. DON'T KNOW.

(Percy, externally: *bluescreening*)

It'll be fun.

Vax also figures out that Percy is into Vex sooner than most (obviously; he's still protective of Vex in this AU, it's just not quite as pronounced) but unlike Keyleth wondering towards it as a series of why questions that end in an are you-, Vax just goes "Well you pay more attention to my brother than anyone else, so obviously."

And well. Vax tends to be a bit blunt, doesn't he? And direct? So the way that'd go is Vax plopping himself down next to Percy one day when Percy is watching Vex and just going "Hey so you know it's okay to be interested in men, right?"

Which runs the risk of Percy interpreting it as Vax coming onto him and being startled and spluttery and defensive. (It'd be very funny, though.)

But yeah. Most of VM figures out Percy isn't straight before he does, but the way they are about it makes it a lot easier for him to process it. It's just the rest of the baggage that's the issue.

Send me asks about my fic ideas!

#masc!vex au #perc'ahlia #percy de rolo #vex'ahlia #vox machina #phtalate #ask #vex

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yume-tsuki · 1 year

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Amber When young Galahad encountered with that strange talking light, what calls herself the white fairy she told him the right way to the place where his friends got prisoned. Luckily Meredith found him before he got into trouble. Together now they stood infront of an strange looking door. >699 …damn I don’t know that word probably the name of the place ?I guess…what old language is this anyway?...< >I wonder if grandma could read this?< >You believe she is old enough? I think Lady Elisabeth would know that language better than her isn’t it Gal?< >Tha-ha-t’s Stormhold, an old place people used to feel safe back in days of wa-har.< Both looked around till they saw a sheepish like animal. >The name is Amber; a Unicorn.< >What do you say; a Unicorn? You are not even more than a lil lamb.< > Just because you can’t see my ma-ha-gnificent being; does not meen I'a-am not.< >What’s with that nasty accent?... you even sound like a sheep or a goat if I say so. Your horn looks quite akward. Don’t you think too Gal…Gal?< >Are you real unicorn?< >Quiet excited about me handsome boy.< >Stop talking to him like you knew him.< >Oho,I do! And you too.< Both looked puzzled at the sazzy smirking creature. >Now I remember! The voice, like the white fairie one.< >Right handsome. That’s one of my magic tricks," message from an angel". I can send a message far away across space to others.< >but why? Why havn’t you just showed me yourself in person< >mahaha I was busy watching your friends who got kidnapped. You were to injured back than, I had to hope my healing magic patchs you up. so at least you could walk and find help on your own. Luckily your own powers awoke too.< >So the Unicorn I dreamed of was real and it was you.< >That’s right but now we probably should think about a plan to sneak in.< >Before that, could you send Sir Lancelot a message where we are. The holy knights are way to clueless without your help.< >Well,…not a pleasure but I’ll do it for you. We probably will win with them more than without them… Well that doesn’t ma-ha-tter now isn’t it. First a message than let's sneak in right!?< >right!!< came it from both Well Lancelot and the rest of his friends had followed Meredith's horse's footprints till rain let them loos them again. Luckily the white fairy apeared infront of him. Telling him about the place were they got to go. Finaly with the goal ahead the only fear what was left behind was that they wouldn't be to late to safe them! ________________________ Colored the one sketch with Gal and the white fairiy x) the fur is from the same kind of creature what Meliodas and Ban killed in hell. All the cloths are from the kind demon pair he meat The place the kids stand infront is again based on>> REdwall-Mattimeo<<

#four knights of the apocalypse #4koa #4koa galahad #4koa lancelot #banx elaine #nnt #nanatsu no taizai #seven deadly sins #7ds #ban nnt #mokushiroku no yonkishi

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refriedrambles · 10 months

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Coming back up here cause I wasn't planning on hard gushing about Manhwa when I started writing but I went off. I was planning on just going over some of the plans for the day. You have been forewarned

I'm finding some really good manhwa. like holy shit dude. Maybe I need to look for that side of tumblr

Notable ones: World's Greatest Senior Disciple (great art, story and characters), Infinite Mage (not even through the first chapter but so far great art and introduction execution)

The art in the first one reminds me so much of avatar dude. The fl has Azula's fucking face, but is so expressive, passionate and funny. MC and fl are both really smart, dumb and stupidly stubborn. It's a very tightly laced story. Each thread pulled reveals things that are or will be relevant later. It's a fucking mystery. I didn't realize I was jumping into a mystery last night and I was fucking hooked by the time it clicked. (I do like mysteries I just don't tend to seek them out)

Starts out with this martial clan getting their shit wrecked by loan sharks. MC shows up after being assumed killed in action during the war two years ago right as the sharks are trying to cut the youngest's arm off and destroys them. Something happened in those two years and he got ridiculously strong because of it, but he's pretty tight lipped about it and is far more focus on whatever is going on in the region. The war is over, the demon dead, and yet the land seems lawless upon his return and one of his brothers are missing

MC (or very very likely MC) in the second is incredibly one track minded and very obviously a reincarnator, but isn't introduced in that first person 'oh I died some how and woke up in a baby's body in an other world' bit that starts off most of these stories. (I don't necessarily dislike the bit, but only a few stories handle it well. Mushoku Tensei is probably the best with this. Most of them feel rather clunky, but I'm isekai trash so meh) And that bit very likely happened to our likely MC, but that's not how the story is introduced. Hell MC ain't our intro character. It's his hunter dad. Hears a baby crying in the dead of night, is suspicious cause a baby/ family getting past all the traps he set up on his land isn't possible and grabs an axe to check it out. He makes a comment about him and his wife not being able to have kids and then he immediately finds this baby. No explaination how it got there, why it's alone and he's practically glowing

Think these two might be up there with Trash of the Count's Family for me. They're probably better written, but I'm a simp for Cale and it's still some amazing writing. (It's gotta be for me to binge 610 chapters of a webnovel for a few days straight after reading the first few manhwa chapters.)

Aaannnyway gonna get back to drawing today. I was in a pretty nasty funk yesterday(went away after did some dishes and found a comic to read. It was difficult to find something that piqued my interest since most of what I was finding was stuff I've already read or just didn't appeal to me). I'm doing much better now!

I started little flash cards for the characters in Being Fired yesterday and am thinking maybe I should change how I'm approaching writing it? Switch to a script cause I'm overwhelming tempted to just make this project a comic. (I basically decided to do that when I committed to the group shot and started doing all those warm up, but was afraid to admit that to myself.) I've tried writing scripts before but didn't know what I was doing, but maybe actively drawing shit relating towards it and distancing myself more from describing actions will help? Idk idk, but Imma try. It's the only fic I've gotten fully out lined so far and I think I got a better chance at drawing it rather then writing it

Gonna draw Red more for the warm up probably. Might fuck with the sketches from the last warm up cause his head is just so off and I don't want those in the ref file like that

Then back to the groupshot finish that up and maybe start sketching Zim and the Tallest? Might switch to forcing myself to work on backgrounds for a while instead. Also might need to start blocking out time for stuff since I'm not really hitting shit on my list. Either way I wanna work on writing and drawing on the same days some times instead of focusing fully on one or the other

Gotta keep thing going. There doesn't need to be alot of energy going into things at once as long as it's consistent

#refriedramblings #manhwa shit #planning stuffs

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ricearicema · 2 years

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WTNV LIVEBLOG

But it’s just me vaguely keysmashing and saying things cause I don’t know how to do one

I feel so cool for doing one of these

UNIVERSITY OF WHAT IT IS IS SKETCHING ME OUT

Ooh murals molting ?

GLESH MURAL

Javshdvdbdf

Yeah uselessly pointing guns and screaming sounds like something the police would do

Ominous coffee sponsorship? I like this YAS DUNKIN DONUTS GET IT

whoa lubelle don’t discriminate against rocks >:-(

WHOA LUBELLE DONT KIDNAP SARAH LIKE THAT

where are the ants going 👀

what do they know 🐜 🐜 🐜

I could use an emergency thursday

trails!!!

Fuck off lubelle

universities having heavily armed staff is indeed bad Cecil

Ooh I love audio puzzles 🧩

>Baby that is also a chainsaw?

>Eating chips in the rain?

>WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

Where did they get pitchforks

Bro what’s gonna happen to Sarah I don’t like this

SHE DIDNT

WHAT THE FUCKX M

holy shit by explaining things they undo the nighvalean magic in them thus killing Sarah??????????????????????????????????

????????????!!!(!,!;!!,!!.?.-)-(:):/8/&!!,!,!.!!!,??,?,?,?,?,?,?,

FIST SIDSNSVDBUAGAVAJSS

💔

The words “fist sized river rock” have never hit like that

I can’t tel if he’s scoffing or crying

Oh my

DUXKSISNSNABSBSVDHEDIDJDVEJEHDBDD

IF ANYNE SAYS ABYTHUBG ABOUT ROCKS TO ME IM GONA CRY

Recengeeee

Revenge

#welcome to night vale #wtnv #wtnv spoilers #Sarah sultan #episode 215

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alexcaninnit · 2 years

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DRAGÓN PRINCE SEASON FOUR LIVE BLOG BUT ITS ALL ONE POST BECAUSE IM WRITING THIS WHILE ON POST LIMIT SPOILERS

Dude i- claudia- (i think that’s her name) is so damn pretty hfhhgghh

I love the colors in this show bro. The style of this is gorgeous.

I WILL SAY IT AGAIN ARAVOS IS THE SEXIST MAN.

C-CALLUM- HOW DID YOU BECOME EVEN MORE OF A TWINK MY GOD

Is that haircut required for all high mages????

Soren and corvus are…. so pretty. my god.

Crow lord. Did- Did you mean crollo with a good haircut.

Why does the run cycle look so floaty.

Callum looks like a 14 year old lesbian-

HOLY SHIT EZRAN?! NO FUCKINH SHIT WHY IS HE TALL OH MY GOD HES SO TALL SND HABDSOME SND REHAL MY GOD MY BITI

ITS OUR FACORURE DESF LESBIAN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Once again. The fucking colors.

Why does amaya look like vi and caitlyn’s love child.

Ezran’s voice has NOT change my GOD HES STILL MY SMALL SON

ZYMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Callum you are literally just white sokka my god.

The expressions are a little off but that’s understandable. Expressions are hard as shit.

Claudia nooooo my babyyyyy

my GOD THE FALL SCENERY

Oooo fire elves their weapons are so cool

The fight scenes in this are so cool

oh nooooo she just wanted to do sumn fun nooo

soren you big himbo.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHE WAS JUST TRYNA PROPOSE MY GOD THIS IS ADOEABLE DGHDFHHCGHJTHEY!!!!!!!!!!! THE GAY COUPLES IN THIS SHOW ARE EVERYTGING RAYLAS DADS WERE LITERALLY A FORMATIVE EXPERIENCE FOR ME AND NOW WE HAVE ADOEABKE LESVIANS

There’s a surprise party isn’t there. My god. I love them. These himbos.

God i wusy i had wings

AAAAAA BIRTHDAY PARTY??!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT

Claudia is an optimist if nothing else!

AWWWWWWWWWW TERRY MY BELOVED HES SU CUTEWE DGGGDG LOVE HIM MY NEW BOYO FR FR

Ezran does his hair like his dad….. eueueueueueueuuee

my handsome boyos

i love the credit sketches dude TERRY DOING THE ANIME GLASES THING AAA I LOVE HIMMMMMMMM

dude this opening is cool as hell fr fr

TERRY MY BOY IS BACK!!! I love him so much.

Why is crow lord like that. fr fr.

Callum is like magicky belle fr fr

zappy lil cheeks bzz bzz bz!

Good. have trauma, racist old man.

ZYM IS SO BIG MY BIG BOYO!!!!!!! HES SO BIG NOW !!!!!!!!!

Dragon queen my beloved. Her voice actor has such a smooth voice it’s so satiny

TRANS PLANT TRANS PLANT TRANS PLANT

Terry beloved

Terry and claudia are literally me and my gf fr fr

FLAPPY HANDS FLAPPY HANDS FLAPPY HANDS FOR THE GAYS

Lil brother is giving very homophobic energy right now.

Terry is giving very Todd from Rise energy right now.

Callum honey you gotta calm yo self fr fr

I hope the old man falls off the edge.

Terry is so real for this but also i could not give a singular fuck about whether viren lives or dies. This is the one time i have no sympathy.

Bait is such a smart boyo!!!!

“Am i about to vandalize an ancient book?” That line delivery KILLED me.

Dude you don’t want to show strength between your allies???

Dude this mans is giving such strong Historical Straight Guy Energy.

Aw, he’s not dead :(

BITCH WHAT ABOUT YOUR SON YOU HAVE A WHOLE SON AND YOU HAVE NOT ASKED OR TALKED ABOUT HIM ONCE.

God the clouds…..

Her hair looks REALLY flat in that one hug shot lmao

THERE AINT NO WAY SHES LISTENING TI HER KID BROTHER.

Little guy??? A little guy did i see?

RAYLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She’s so prettyyyyyyyyyy

Damn callum you bein salty for NO reason.

Stella beloved.

She’s got a lot more pink in her scheme now.

THE FUCKING CLOUDS.

Terry Regukar Guy and his goth gf i love them so much.

Rayla!!!! is best girl!!!! Aaand she’s leaving again.

Ezran just wants to heal things man. Wants to fix his ancestors problems. Why is that so bad.

Dude queenie is HUGE.

TACKLE THE BOYO! TACKLE FRIEN!

Woagh… staircase

Soren. I am literally begging you to get a singular brain cell. my god even your boyfriend is cringing.

Awwwwwww queen thinks he’s funny!!

AWWWWWW SHES SO GOOD SPIRITED SHES SO. LOVE HER. QUEEN BELOVED.

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Regarding fictional religions: All of the discussion I was just in regarding the Galactic Horde... Yeah, that’s how you do a religion in fiction. You get one that’s interesting enough for people to talk about! One that has enough parallels to one or more real life Eath-religions for the audience to understand it, but enough little tweaks to make it its own thing. I feel spoiled with this in She-Ra, like it’s one bit of worldbuilding they actually got right. Spop doesn’t have much worldbuilding at all - it’s more character-focused and there are a lot of loose threads (where’s my minotaur-princess, Light Hope? Where is she?!!!) but the Galactic Horde sketched out as a cult - it’s done “just enough.” It’s not very worldbuilt as we do not know specific details about it, such as where Horde Prime even came from or whether or not they have an afterlife-concept (it is common fanon that they do not, since it is never mentioned). It’s never called a religion, per se, but It’s just...incredibly obvious. And that’s what makes it scary - this is not a standard army. The Horde is on a Holy Mission. I compare and contrast this to some other religions I’ve seen in fiction that are... lacking? Like, not long ago, I was re-playing The Legend of Zelda: Age of Calamity - the real-time tactics war-game based after Breath of the Wild. There was a cutscene telling the story of the villain of that, Astor, showing the...Ganon cult? that Astor was in, worship the Malice-infected gear from the corrupted Terrako. All they were into were “The future has been foretold! Destruction to Hyrule!” and I was all... “Okay, I wish to learn more about this cult.” And it’s like... we didn’t get any more. The Malice killed all of the cult-members except for Astor, who decided that he was “chosen” and that was it. He just went off and eviled all over the place, harvesting souls from dead Yiga to feed to Ganon and trying to kill Link and all of that. No explanation. I was left with WHY are you worshipping Ganon? It was just “standard evil cult” and there was no reason why. And I’ve played Fire Emblem: Awakening. (Please, no questions in this in my askbox, Vezouta, if you are reading this. I’ve already discussed to Hell and back about this game with you and I’m not really interested right now in the ins and outs of the other religions in other FE games and the origins of the mutual Ylisse / Plegia persecutions or whatever). In the context of the game, we’re given very little explanation as to just why the Plegians are all gung-ho in giving their souls to Grima and trying to raise Grima, other than maybe revenge on Ylisse. But, it’s like.. “Why do you see Grima as the Divine Dragon when you know they just bring death and destruction?” And I just want to see more from cults that worship destruction, you know? Is there something in it for the followers, like escaping destruction? Being an elite few? Being on a holy mission to civilize the cosmos? Is destruction a part of the destruction-rebirth cycle? I mean, in Fallout, I really like the Children of the Atom - if you mosey up to Confessor Cromwell in Fallout 3, he explains the religion and the weirdest thing is that, to me, it actually *makes sense.* It makes sense to me that some shocked and awed survivors of nuclear devastation *would* develop a religion around that destructive power and decide that all of the devastation split people’s atoms to give birth to countless new universes. In Fallout 4 (where they are less harmless weirdos and become actually militant) it is explained that their worship comes from the concept of change and the change that Atom brings via destruction and mutation. It’s all very fascinating and also a great way to do a cult in fiction, I think. A bit of old Biblical-language there, too. “Behold! He is coming with the clouds!” And I tend to think of the Galactic Horde as being like that. Broad-brushed a bit, few details, but they don’t just say “Here’s an evil cult and they’re doing evil for evil’s sake” but, instead, actually have a basis to it. It makes at least as much sense as Fallout’s Atom-cult. It’s a fresh breath from seeing stuff like the Ganon-cult in Zelda (Why)?

#horde prime #horde clones #spacebats #the galactic horde #the galactic horde religion

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