#horse cracker

[angeart]

somehow this is what i ended up doing today

#i was planning on finishing the hmtb chapter #but instead i was tempting fate in the deep dark #and getting lost in the mineshafts #and naming my horse mumbolio #and my cat mini pizza #and collecting poppies and lilacs #and touching diamonds that do not belong to me #good day yes definitely #i (don't) know what i'm doing #fun times with crackers #ange plays #ange rambles #i love this server

[nettledevilart]

#paper mache #horse #craft #papier mâché #papier mache #wall decor #smore #marshmallow #smores #graham crackers #food themed #crafting

[chiropteracupola]

tagged by @herbs-and-poultices to post my last sentence written / tag as many people as there are words in the sentence / &c!

I've been a bit out of it when it comes to writing for the last While, and so I think this is the last bit I wrote, off the sharpe/jsamn crossover:

The man stared down at him. Harris stared back, suddenly desperate to know if a moth-eaten rabbit’s-foot luck charm would have any effect at all on a magician.

that, as usual, is too many words, so I shall merely tag @sanguinarysanguinity, @dxppercxdxver, @tgarnsl, @cedarboots, @lacomandante, @dotsayers, and @baronetcoins, if you'd like to share?

#em writes stuff #em is posting about sharpe #this one has rather stalled because all three sections are one-on-one conversations and while I knew I wanted a hagman and childermass one #I'm still debating whether I want sharpe and harris to talk to strange or to norrell #sharpe + strange may lead to physical violence; sharpe + norrell is them standing on opposite sides of the same potted plant #harris + strange is some manner of Two-Sided Infodumping; harris + norrell is harris shaking that old man down for books #and so Legitimately I can't remember who harris is supposed to be interacting with in this situation :\ #while I sat here trying to remember that information I horked down 1/3 of a box of cheesy crackers like a horse. Next Activity: Real Food.

[frecklystars]

I wonder if Barbie and Ken were confused when they went to the real world and discovered that their clothes weren't magically appearing on their bodies at the shop, and that they had to actually put them on themselves.

But maybe they were already aware of humans not having magic like that. Maybe they know everything in BarbieLand is based on your imagination. They seemed aware of other things for some reason? They know what genitals are even if nobody in BarbieLand has any at all, which also confuses me? They know they're dolls being played with, which makes sense bc that's their purpose. Do they have some sort of awareness of the real world automatically when they're created, because they know they're being played with? Do they HAVE to have some idea of how certain things work in the real world? Margot said there was going to be a scene where Barbie and Ken actually do try to kiss each other after the dance party but neither of them knew how kissing would work so they'd just bonk their faces together, but they couldn't pull it off without making it look awkward so they scrapped the scene. And in the movie it seems like they do know how kissing would work bc Ken goes for a kiss three times.

Barbie didn't react when she drank tea for the first time, she didn't react to the taste of it. At first I thought maybe she'd just be so focused on making sure she didn't spill it that she didn't care what was hitting her taste buds, but then I remembered that she reacted with disgust when she "drank" the imaginary expired milk. So the fake food does have taste in their world. That's interesting.

#but that last part also confuses me bc margot said in an interview that barbie DOESNT taste things #she was like 'she'd be thrilled to try any food in the real world for the first time' #'if she had crackers she'd think they're amazing just bc she's actually eating them' #but why would she be thrilled if she CAN taste in barbieland? #maybe margot forgot bc she was working on the movie for literaly years and that scene shes eating waffles is barely 2 seconds #or maybe i misunderstood and she meant she would just enjoy food that they dont make in barbieland #like idk they probably dont have plastic crackers #would barbie be surprised to turn on the shower and it's real water shooting in her face? #would she be surprised to step on the pool and actually fall into it instead of walking over it? #they experienced elements in the real world for the very first time #i wonder if they felt the heat of the sun and wondered what the hell that was #i wonder if they'd react to rain. if they knew what that is or if they'd be like 'oh kids pretend it rains when they play all the time' #do the kens magically change clothes too? they dont have closets or homes #where the hell do they get dressed? do their barbies give them clothes?? #kens got no house no car no phone no email no job no prospects he's got NOTHIN #ryan gosling rly said ken has absolutely fucking nothing but he's got all the genitals #interested in horses but not interesting as a person at all dont make that mistake thats a slippery slope #his words not mine #woof

[hauntedtotem]

when I was 13 the local zoo brought a fennek fox to our school and I posted a picture on tumblr.com and people sent me death threats because it's fur looked too oily in my gen 1 iPad camera, which was a sign of animal abuse i guess

So the only time I post animal pics now is when I steal bones from skeletons I find in the woods

#And the zoo got shut down for being in direct contact with Joe Exotic but that's another story #Sorry I just mention this bc I was looking through horseblr and found discourse and it reminded me why I don't ever post my horse pics #Crackers was a fucking disaster (affectionate) and she would not make it through equestrian drama blogs

[artino-c]

in retrospect this is such a funny gift:

The Mede ambassador, Melheret, gave the king a scroll. "I was so hoping for a statue," the king commented ungraciously as he received it. Most of those who heard him looked uncomfortable. The ambassador smiled condescendingly and said, "This is a story of my people, Your Majesty, the Epic of Omarak, who overreached and was struck down for it. I thought you might find it instructive." "Ambassador, I will surely give it the attention it deserves," the king promised.

#tqt #queen's thief #melheret spends his entire time as ambassador in bitch eating crackers mode #but in doing so identifies the major theme of the last book of the series #also. there's probably a cut scene where gen and sophos both read this and are super into it?? #like from anyone else this would have just been a thoughtful gift (and more appreciated than the horse)

[mysteriousdragon2]

Can you draw hol horse eating a delicious meal at cracker barrel

A delicious meal he shall feast on! Yes, I did take a picture of Cracker Barrel from Google because there's NO WAY I can draw a background that complex LOL. But yes he is enjoying his crispy chicken, along with man n' cheese, and a corn muffin! After his adventures, he definitely needs to have a break and enjoy a meal! Thanks for the request idea, was interesting to tackle on! ;p

#hol horse #jjba #jjba part 3 #stardust crusaders #jojos bizarre adventure #cracker barrel #food #nom tasty #i'd probably eat here not gonna lie #country #doodle #digital sketch #sketch #ask #request #thank you ;p

[icedmetaltea]

Your blog is simply delicious

Om Nom Nom

No yOU'RE delicious *consumes u like a horse would a handful of fish crackers*

#Answer tag #Metaltea Talks #*gives anon a horse who really loves fish crackers* #ty so much ; ^ ; #Literally people have been so nice this yr especially and my heart can't TAKE IT AAAAA ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[lehhoh7822]

its so odd to hear discourse about how cracker is/isnot a slur

im australian and like. no one. NO ONE. here thinks cracker is a slur. it reminds me when i was like 11 oir 10and my white. (veyr white.) friend saw me write youtube as yt and was like thats acutally so offensive its a slur against white people. this was before i was into any like. fucking mcyt shit or really into a lot of fandom. so i didnt know why anything would be a slur and had no exposuyre to like. that. but they were like 14 and they were into mcyt at the time

and my rsd was really shit back then so i was like oh my god im so sorry oh shit and they wre like dont do it again :angry angry angry:

i guess for me, it seems odd to feel like something is a slur when its said against you even in a derogatory sense by a group which you are above them systemically. i guess it kind of works as a slur in terms of class maybe??? ive heard people say that so mauybe thats what matters????

im mixed race. im indigenous australian. im white. im norweigan. im new zealander. for me, its very important to remember my awabakal heritage because of the suffering, the rape, the poverty, the abuse and the loss that we have completely lost to hisotry. i am aboriginal. i a, white. i am chinese.

people have said and done things on all of those bases except for the white one. i have lost and lost on a racial level on all of those bases except for the white one. and here no one calls white people crackers.

it really does remind me of when people call "straight" a slur, because they dont like it that sometimes, queer people get to mock them using it.

whateverf. doesnt reallyh impact me. consider if it does for you., i dont think it matters that much.

#cracker discourse???? #discourse??? #cw....... slurs??????? #MAYBE #i dont ever cw slurs to be honest again #its the curse of mobile tumblr; i cant add tags without having to reblog the post like 5 failed times and sometimes it breaks chrome entire #y on my phone #yeah buty #uhhh #disk horse #stupid shit #on the dash

[thebigcomed0wn]

who is the character</3

sighing regretfully. wamuu from jojos bizzare adventure

#i woulf give him cheese and crackers and raise horses in vlachovice together #he has such soulful green eyes. Duke nukem hair. bart simpson through a lawn mower. #Perfect

[theprissythumbelina]

Odd question that came up after some research on food and sustenance in armies, but...

What, exactly, is horse bread? Have you ever used it?

[Not sure if this is up your alley, but you're the only Horse-blr I know and trust.]

Um, its a bread, that was made of like, the least desirable stuff you could use to make a form of bread. Like beans and acorns and stuff. Basically whatever you could make a dough was shoved in there. It was used as a supplement for horses, it couldn't sustain a horse on its own because it lacked a ton of nutrients and roughage that a horse's gut needs. It did have vitamins and, depending on the stuff put in, it could help a horse that was only living off poor grass or, apparently, racehorses, but I personally have my doubts about the efficacy of that.

Horsebread is almost never used in industrialized areas for a couple reasons, one its just fallen out of use, two we have much better ways of getting horses the proper nutrition, and three, bread is a wasteful way to transfer those nutrients to horses with the other two considered. People nowadays more often use a mash or a soak, and the grain we feed horses is treated/engineered to resisted molding. Our supplements are pellets rather than bread. Also, bread can mold within a few days, and that can be particularly dangerous for sensitive horse stomachs, while modern grain and hay is stable for months.

#asks #replies #bread is NOT on the list of horse recommended human foods #its not gonna hurt #but it sure doesn't help that much #I feed my horse crackers sometimes its fine #but as a treat #horse biology is just not made for large amounts of processed foods #and I'm not talking about industrial chemical processed #horses need grasses because their stomachs are made to process it #you gotta give all those enzymes and acids something to do or they cause problems

[mephilver]

chicken sandwitch with lettuce tomato and cheese and mayo it supposed to be bread fried chicken and 2 maybe 3 pickles and cost a buck

#tool my antibiotics (horse sized) on only half a pack of crackers i need meat

[subsyy]

just saw a cracker barrel bill board and thought it had horse pussy on it when i get home im gonna slam my hand in the door 20 times

#cracker #cracker barrel #horse #horse pussy #hand #mlp #mlp g5

[joinmeintheweeds]

I hate my need to look at youtube comments because I always end up seeing a certain content creator who I cannot stand and who I know for a fact can't resist the urge to look their own name up on this hellsite.

#Potentially this is a bitch eating crackers phenomenon but it really didn't start that way #I used to like their content but the made themselves impossible to stand #And I can only take so much getting on your high horse before I want to through you off it

[eckvark]

Lynda Carter????

like Wonder Woman????

#i was talking about an ex friend’s mom #she has a couple horses so it felt fitting cus shes the only person i know who has any #her son doesnt talk to me anymore but she works at the local cracker barrel so i see her a lot and she always comes over to talk to me

[storagespyturtle]

#fireworks #fire crackers #michael #sasha #alex #ferris wheel #2010 #london #england #horse #sculpture #statue