#hot take valentine's

[hot-take-tournament]

Happy Valentine’s Day! Remember to get valentines from astolfo in FGO before the event ends!

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DROP EVERYTHING

WE NEED TO MOVE

#hot take fate #astolfo #not a poll #asks #hot take valentine's #plotdesigner

[galahues]

happy valentines! i'm by myself so.. 💕❓

#my art #art #furry #furry art #fursona #valentines #the date consists of me taking you to get 1.50 costco hot dogs #and talking at length about my neopets

[newvegascowboy]

i wish i hadnt spent my afternoon on this

#fallout #kal talks #queue #fallout 4 #fallout new vegas #fallout 3 #fnv #boone #craig boone #deacon #sole survivor #arcade gannon #maccready #benny gecko #raul tejada #yeah these are some hot takes. enjoy #hancock #nick valentine #this is inspired by papakhans dilf poll thank you papakhan

[iaxsl]

domestic cross guild, where mornings start off with a sleepy Buggy floating to the kitchen, eyes semi-closed. Mihawk at the kitchen island with two ready-made coffee mugs in front of him, silently sipping from his own while he passes one of the mugs to Buggy who wordlessly accepts and sits down across from him. Crocodile is soon trailing after him, also accepting the offered mug from Mihawk. no words are exchanged. Crocodile sets to making breakfast while Mihawk and Buggy move to sit at the table to give him more space. eyes still heavy with sleep, Buggy drapes himself on the table, trying to get a few more minutes of shut-eye. the sounds of Mihawk turning the pages of the newspaper and Crocodile humming as he cooks is a soothing lullaby to Buggy's ears by now. he has never had peaceful mornings like this before.

#i could write more but stopping here feels right #im not trying to write another 1k words just describing their breakfast. tho I could... #i just like the idea of quiet mornings with cross guild #everything is so hectic #but mornings #everything is peaceful. if only for a moment #not looking this over so excuse any grammar errors #i feel like crocodile takes charge of breakfast most mornings. mihawk helps on occasion #both of them are early risers so one of them is always in the kitchen before buggy gets there. coffee hot and ready waiting for him #buggy would probably wake up in the afternoon if left alone but he's been getting better at waking up for breakfast. he wouldn't miss it #i really love cross guild and i feel like buggy should get pampered a bit. he deserves it #buggy the clown #dracule mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #crocodile #sir crocodile #cross guild #one piece #do these three have a ship name? or is it just cross guild? #happy valentine's!

[pawzofchaos]

Happy V Day uhh here’s like fake pins and shit for Cherrisnake + one of those like old sexy character things for Pent cuz he needs more merch

I was upset abt Hazbin not getting that much new merch, so I made my own lmaooo. I have more design ideas for the rest of the ships in the cast, but I know I’m not getting that shit done by the end of tmr, so take these for now

#not actual pins btw #I don’t know how to make pins yet #I NEEDED CHERRISNAKE MERCH UGHHH #also I don’t simp for sir Pent don’t take it that way I just wanted him to hav4 a special pin 2🙏 #he rarely got any merch cuz he apparently wasn’t hot enough for the special sexy merch that’s bs #to be fair I didn’t know how to make him look hot so 💀💀 #any pentious simps lemme know if you’d eat this up #tag rambling I should shut up #paws draws #art #my art #fanart #hazbin hotel #hh #cherrisnake #sir pentious #cherri bomb #happy valentine's day #hazbin merch #hazbin fanart #sir pentious x cherri bomb

[rad-roche]

#fallout 4 #fo4 #fallout #gloria roche #nick valentine #rochedotpng #dead man talking #it's way way too hot to sit here and do anything that takes ages. that means it's cock shame time

[kachikirby]

Probably a Hot Take:

Valentine's Day is about celebrating all kinda of love: romantic, familial, and platonic.

Not just romantic love.

#rikka random rambles #rikka hot takes #valentines day

[thedreemer-artrequestsopen]

okay guys for real talk (don’t block me 99% of Chucky tumblr please just please just hear me out 😭) I DONT ship Nica x Tiffany…. But I ship ChuckNica x Tiffany. Like- either ship is toxic but I’m down HORRENDOUS for Nica when she’s possessed by Chucky. And Like I don’t ship them in canon, I ship them in fanon

like yeah I don’t SHIP TiffNica bc TIFFANY LITERALLY CUT OFF ALL HER LIMBS. (Tiff is crazy and delusional but she’s my wife still, the lights aren’t all on upstairs 😞) BUT LIKE DO YOU KINDA SEE WHERE IM COMING FROM?? LIKE IN FANON NOT IN CANON-

Like… even I thought it was wayyyyy too far that Tiff did all that- like even as someone who enjoys a good Yandere like wtf-

#tiffany x nica #tiffnica #chucky #chucky series #chucky x tiffany #nica pierce #tiffany valentine #don’t cancel me tumblr #Also I’m not proship #I’m a lesbian #not a criminal #Idk maybe I just find them both hot #hot take #kinda

[salteytakesonmanga]

Dishonorable mention for this extremely confusing translation and making it sound like England exists in the world of One Piece.

In Japanese the word for “tea” refers specifically to green tea. Here Mister 3 offers them “black tea.” Earlier he was drinking “Earl Grey” which, y’know what, it's just a person's name. I’m sure Oda would invent an explanation for that so I don’t care.

I was going to get on my soap box about the politics of tea but I’ll spare you this time. THE POINT IS, England is not an island in the world of One Piece so such a thing as “English tea” can’t exist. Why do these translators use the direct translation only when it makes things more confusing??

#one piece #op ch118 #saltey takes on one piece #miss goldenweek #mister 3 #mister 5 #miss valentine #dishonorable mention #the further we go in the story the more random information we unlock from my brain #like the fact that mister 3 is pouring from a pot meant for hot chocolate and not tea

[hot-take-tournament]

I hate valentines day because I don't have a so/j

It's really because most of the time it's just boring for me as there's nothing happening

#not a poll #asks #hot take valentine's #iplay37

[twyz]

They'd get along so so well

#twyz #hot take #both of their voices are very attractive and if you disagree you're wrong #(/j) #chucky #charles lee ray #bride of chucky #tiffany valentine #childs play #cult of chucky #chucky series #rhps #rocky horror picture show #frank n furter #digital art #made in ibis paint

[vulpinesaint]

debuting my dnd character who sees a reference to something sexual and goes “ew :|” and then sees a reference to something romantic and goes “EWWWWW.” guy who rolls his eyes at sexual references but gets green-like-nauseous with disgust at the thought of romance :)

#eleri & her complete revulsion when someone makes their mood worms go pink #‘the worms glow hot pink’ eleri is pulling a face and taking the worms away. #‘the worms glow light pink’ eleri looks revolted and physically ill #‘light pink not hot pink!’ yes 👍 the romance is worse 👍 #guy who hears you talking about the long-lost love of your life and wrinkles their nose and goes ‘yuck. keep that shit to yourself’ #‘you can have a tragic doomed longing for the one you left behind i GUESS. but do that in private 🙄’ #‘you LOVE HER?? you want to get MARRIED??? ough excuse me a second. i have to go vomit’ #‘yes i know i’m green already because that’s what i look like in my spring aspect. trust me though this shade is nausea’ #valentine notes #eleri

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

i love the idea of bryce just being the most messy and not pretty sleeper on the fucking planet. like he's got baggy fluffy sesame street pajama pants w a neon orange shirt and christmas socks and his hair is always a mess and he usually does a face mask before bed and doesnt always get it all off and he has his mouth guard to stop himself from grinding his teeth and i just,, i love him not being perfect all the time

#jensen still thinks hes hot af dw #but trust me he is a MESS #also once jensen finds out he wears a mouth guard he is such an ass about it #not in that hes wearing a mouth guard #but in that he will wait until bryce puts it in before asking him a question so he has to take it out #then the second he puts it back in again asking him something else completely irrelevant and stupid #bryce lahela × jensen valentine #bryce lahela #open heart

[caus34concern]

i love christine ships because she's so loveable and i understand if everyone is in love with her

#be more chill #bmc #stagedorks #apocalypse play #upstage #playride #< these four are my fav christine ships if anyone is. curious. #dramatical theatre #expensive play #cinnabun #can you tell i gave up on the last three #christine canigula #jeremy heere #michael mell #jake dillinger #brooke lohst #chloe valentine #rich goranski #jenna rolan #also hot take on what i think everyone's colors are #w.connolly!jere #error 340

[actualsunflower]

Nick retired from being a detective, he's a barista now. Making perfect coffees and serving tasty cakes and pastries.

Come take selfies with grandpa and enjoy a nice caramel macchiato, courtesy of Valentine Cafe (he's doing his best thumbs up)

#warning: he is not good at taking selfies #sunflower's screenshots #nick valentine #vrc #vr chat #btw... if anyone ever wants to play... lmk........ #i really will make you coffees as nick. or cakes or cookies or perhaps even a hot pot

[guilty-gear-hot-take-hellhole]

Y’know I think Elphelt’s new design is pretty good(unlike a good chunk of returners) but I just don’t like the colors. Couldn’t tell ya why either they just make her look like a bit of a blob.

And I know it’s the colors cause I saw her color 2 and thought she looked PERFECT! Something bout that color one just don’t look right

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#guilty gear #elphelt valentine #hot take