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#how does this make sense
johaerys-writes · 11 months
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This might be a controversial opinion, but I just don't think that goodreads should allow readers to leave reviews and ratings on a book that has not been published yet
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the-gayest-sky-kid · 1 year
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Why does Kaveh have the same energy as a Tsum Tsum
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why are you right....
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trust---me · 1 year
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SOMETHIN AINT ADDIN UP
NAH BECAUSE HOW DID THIS
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MAKE THIS
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Seeing someone comment on a picture of an U.S. military member about how they should kill themselves and how disgusting they are... then you go to their page and they've got another post about how pissed they are that the U.S. isn't sending troops to the Ukraine.......... I fuckin hate this generation.
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I do actually understand some of the Norwegian because of the swedish in young royals
now the funny thing is I dont understand the swedish
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daydreamrry · 1 year
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that blog thinks harry and the hag are still hooking up and that’s what he does whenever he’s in LA but we’re the bad guys for saying that he has flings in London.
side eye………..
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cuteasamuntin · 2 years
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Went for a 6-mile hike yesterday and now I’m super sore… in my right elbow and forearm
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inkskinned · 8 months
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hard 2 explain but. barbie movie is kind of like astrology. if you're normal yes we can have a conversation about how it's def not the epitome of feminist praxis but was fun & largely harmless. if ur a weirdo about it & use it as an excuse to mock women: congratulations it's now my single favorite movie and i love it and nothing is wrong with it literally at all and it's actually better than any movie ever made
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zdravkaz · 8 months
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Ok but like.. can someone explain WHY I hate having to GO to sleep, yet when I am asleep, I wanna STAY asleep?
Like, what???
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spaceshipapollo · 9 months
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Me, shaking, sobbing, in the fetal position: please, no more. I can’t take this.
The literal texts between former trump aid Cassidy Hutchinson and the former secret service member Anthony Ornato, unflinching:
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[Here’s extra links if you’re like me and are into making yourself suffer:
The document id and info for the case
All the other awful documents to sift through and cry (there’s a lot)]
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zombiefemme · 1 year
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huh
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deerin-headlights · 1 year
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when your work has become a hellscape bc of new ‘food and safety’ rules. can’t fucking drink anything in the department anymore. not even water, we have to walk on the sales floor to do so…
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mjulmjul · 1 year
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Katya / Goncharov
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lazylittledragon · 21 days
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lately i've been drinking orange juice and eating fruit and going outside in the sun and coincidentally 10-20% of my depression has vanished. must be witchcraft
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thedreadvampy · 1 year
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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.
"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."
translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"
It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!
very this
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#red said#it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong#this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT#because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION#i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered#but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances#then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING#i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened#because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman#b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening#c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much#it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'
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navree · 10 months
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my adventures with superman turning deathstroke the fucking terminator into an anime twink is the single greatest thing i've seen in the history of animation i have not been able to stop laughing
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