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wellthebardsdead · 5 months
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Friendly reminder that baldurs gate now has jiggle physics for all the freaks who enjoy making Halsin walk around naked.
@pearsaregrossfightme I’m looking at you.
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agaypersonthing · 5 months
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@deadbeatbug
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chronicillnesshumor · 10 days
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sharky-sharks · 1 year
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If you litter, I’ll just assume you don’t even wipe your ass :/
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summerchat · 9 months
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I’m about halfway through the movie and so far nothing is bothering me too much about it
Except Plagg…..
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bitchesuntitled · 7 months
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@hessofather and I left work early to have a bit of a girls afternoon and then stopped at Starbucks to try Pedro Pascal’s order. Gross.
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caffeinecattledude · 1 year
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Me: You know I think I’d like to draw Claude Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dome’. I’ll go to Pinterest for reference photos.
*goes to Pinterest for references photos*
Me: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH PORN ?!?!?!
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warmpeachxo · 5 months
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Never again will I live with someone who doesn’t help clean up or clean themselves
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fruitless-vain · 8 months
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I thought I was being soooo smart by dremeling their nails outside today.
No nail powder to mop up, the dremel is stored outside anyways so it’ll get put away faster, I can throw the toys super far for a break from food rewards with the trim, nice change of setting, practicing the skill in a new place
That was until Sham decided he needed to go pee on his FOOT
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Horny Giyuu
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You cook him his simmered salmon with daikon and then immediately fuck him after he’s done eating and he nuts so hard he’s dizzy and out of breath
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I'm trying to understand how some of y'all is shipping a 17 and 33 year old together. Imma need y'all to explain.
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mamamittens · 1 year
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@marco--the--phoenix you're right and I hate how much sense it makes that he doesn't.
And he
Wears
Boots!
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As someone that's shoved boots on barefoot in the summer and felt how gross that is, I am horrified. Disgusted. Ever had your feet stick to leather insoles??? While sweating?!?!?
God awful.
Garbage rat man.
What did I see in you 😤😰
Jk bby your still my garbage rat man with SEVERELY questionable taste. Nasty tho ngl.
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wellthebardsdead · 2 years
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Hanzo: *first night with Overwatch, staring at his new bed nervously* I can do this. Genji promised we’re safe here. I can sleep, soundly. Yes, we can do this!
The dragons: *both smol house cat sized* brrrp!
Hanzo: okay. Okay let’s do this. *pulls back the covers* … *immediately drops down snooping under the bed for potential assassins* … all clear… *gets up and moves to slide in before getting up and double checking the closet, the bathroom, the cabinets in the kitchen* …hmm…
The dragons: *both now on the bed making biscuits* owo owo
Hanzo: …youre right. I’m being ridiculous… *sighs and slides into the bed turning off the light* …
*creak*
Hanzo: o_o
*a few seconds later*
Genji: *jolts awake as his phone starts buzzing* Wha??? *picks it up* hello?… *gets up out of bed sliding on his slippers*
*a few moments later*
Hanzo: I’m sorry…
Genji: *laying beside Hanzo in his bed* it’s okay Anija. I was the same when I first joined too.
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thefairylights · 1 year
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So like at the end of Queen of the Damned (the film), it is clear that David and Marius hook up.
Makes sense. No one else works for those two so they need to be gross together. 👍
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madiduvernay · 1 year
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the best part of tumblr is the horniness, i’ll say it.
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hetchofficial · 7 months
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i sbort hot coca poweder all tgw time 🤑
I did it once by accident and it sucked so bad that I took a nap about it. It hurt like hell. I'd ask why you'd do that to yourself but frankly I don't want to know.
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