#how tf do I draw beards?

[my-maehem]

I swear to god this isn’t Solomon—

I’m drawing Hemera’s family and I started to draw her uncle like this and it just reminded me of Solomon so much 😭

Sebastian’s and Hemera’s uncle being the worst uncles to ever exist 🤝

#they always gotta have that messy beard/mustache and angry eyebrows… #how tf do I draw beards? #mustaches??? #how?? #hogwarts legacy #hphl #hphl mc #hphl oc #sebastian sallow #solomon sallow #that f*ckin bi*ch— #he doesn’t have a name yet #he’s still cooking #was thinking rich because that’s another word for dick— because he’s a dick #lmao “Richard“ #get it! … please laugh 👁️👄👁️

[occamstfs]

Should've Worn Green

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Figured I couldn't miss the best Irish Tf day of the year eh? Best! -Occam

Charles didn’t account for the drunks storming the streets today when he was getting ready this morning. Why should he have to step out of his way to avoid getting beer spilled on him. Nevertheless perhaps the accountant should have checked the calendar before wandering into the streets without wearing a hint of green.

Such a blunder would not long go unpunished however. Compact as he is, he nimbly ducks out of the way of glasses clinking in brutish hands raised high. He scoffs at their total disregard for sanitation as they spill beer all over each other in the cheers. Barely avoiding getting drenched himself Charles bumps into a figure who drunkenly laughs before reaching out towards him.

“Aye! Shoulda worn green lad! ‘S St. Paddys!” He shouts as he pinches the already frustrated clerk who yelps and slaps at the hand. Not even pausing to dignify the man with a verbal response, he pushes forward to not be late for work.

He stumbles onward, reaching the edge of the crowd and finally takes a break. In the scarcely fresher air, his stomach lurches and he leans onto a building to avoid falling over. His shoulder itches as he almost feels what can only be described as vertigo? He looks over the crowd angrily, sure that they are to blame for whatever this episode is, contemplating going back toward whoever assaulted him but every face in the crowd is impossibly similar. Jesus, he’s never seen so many redheads in one place?

Wondering if he’s somehow woken up in Ireland proper he feels a breeze on his midriff. Not only has his shirt been untucked but the skin exposed suggests it never could have been tucked in the first place. It’s as if he’s grown half a foot. Charles starts hyperventilating, trying to convince himself his shirt must have shrunk in the wash, though surely he would have seen his exposed belly button when he put it on no? 

He again looks towards the crowd seeking anything to blame for his state. This makes it evident that he has grown indeed, now  able to directly make eye contact with men in the crowd. There is a draft on his ankles as his increasing height only becomes more difficult to deny. Charles clenches his jaw as his eyes find the man who simply must be the culprit.

In the middle of the mass of Paddy’s day parishioners, he sees a man staring directly at him, a smirk edging out from under his thick beard. He raises a large glass of Guinness in cheers and Charles can’t help but stare at the man in turn, his anger quickly being replaced by confusion. He winks, the glass still raised, as Charles stumbles backwards trying to avert his eyes. They forcibly return to this man each time taking in a new facet of his impossibly masculine body. The jungle of hair in his pits draws him in as if there’s a fire in his still-raised arm. His powerful chest is covered in a similar forest of beyond dense red hair.

Charles, unbeknownst to himself, continues to hungrily stare at the statuesque man as the pitch-black coif on his own head begins to bleach as a red tint starts to force its way up from his roots. He scratches at his face wondering how he forgot to shave before work. Oh, work? He needs to get to work right? His eyes retreat from the specimen to check his watch. He raises his arm to check his watch creating a tear in his suit as his bicep involuntarily flexes. His face reddens just as his hair continues to do, his anger towards the crowd returns as they have clearly forced him to not only be late to work, but to arrive wearing less than his prestigious work demands of him.

Before enacting whatever meager retribution his increasingly muddy mind decides he looks up to see the mysterious man approaching him through the crowd. His body involuntary clenches in fear, each instinctual flex creating new tears in his workday attire. His chest bursts into existence shooting his shirt’s buttons far into the dancing crowd. Tears appear down the length of his dress pants revealing tight briefs barely hanging together underneath. He rips off the rest of his suit jacket lest it impede him as he prepares to bolt from the rapidly approaching giant, though with each surge of growth coursing through Charles the man seems less menacing and massive, and more familiar.

He again scratches at his shoulder as he begins to notice that someone in the crowd desperately needs a shower. At least he thinks it's the crowd, he looks towards his own pits questioning his cleanliness and sees pits with thin dark hairs. But that can’t be right? Surely they should be red like all his other hair. He flexes his pecs and watches the ginger hair on his torso dance in the morning sun. Laughing before he returns his attention to his pits that are rapidly agreeing with his assessment and growing thick and red, they also make it clear that the sudden stink in the air could be no one but him.

It’s chill though Charles thinks, he’s been partying all morning with the guys, he’s sure they’ll get it. Smirking to himself not even noticing how swiftly he has assimilated to being one of the parishioners that have taken over the block. As he stands there, his red pubes increasingly showing above his crotch as his briefs are weighed down with each growing pulse in his crotch. 

Finally the smirking Irishman who started it all makes his way over shouting,  “Ay Charlie! Yer gunna have to cover up ya! Shame we’re not Scots or I’d toss ye a kilt, Ha! And ‘Ere lad don’t be standing around without a drink in hand.” He tosses a large cup at Charlie who catches it, though losing the head as it splashes all over him, matting his ginger curls to his chest and revealing the most intricate details of his still-growing bulge.

Charlie cheers at the man who must be a friend, or at least a countryman, before quickly starting to down the tankard. As he swallows the swill he swiftly loses whatever smidge of himself that remained in this northern paragon of a body. His chest fills out with a bit of weight as beer trickles down the beard expanding further down his face. As he swallows his voice develops into an impossible to mistake accent. It’s just, didn’t he have something to do today? His brown eyes sparkle as they brighten to a green bright enough to be in the tricolor as he laughs. What could he have to do today more important than celebrating his home country! America is fine and all that but fwoh, could certainly stand to be more like his homeland. Charlie, tired of thinking so much on a day like this, gives into a primal urge of celebration and joins the bacchanal. Charles Morris would not arrive to push whatever buttons and keys he was supposed to at work that day. But Charlie Mulligan was having the greatest time of his life, as he would continue to do evermore.

#male tf #mental change #cultural change #masculinization #racial change #muscle tf #jockification

[comparativetarot]

The Hanged Man. Art by Nara Lesser, from Neurotic Owl’s Faerytale Tarot.

I have a feeling a lot of people think they know The Red Shoes, and maybe more know the dance movies or newer stories built around it but haven’t actually read the Hans Christian Andersen original?  So let’s just establish that it is waaaaay more moralistic than you probably think.  In general, if you assume an HCA story ends with someone repenting and going to heaven, you’re going to be right more often than not.

But basically, little orphan girl gets adopted by rich old practically blind woman; gets shiny red shoes (ooooh shocking) thanks to said near-blindness, wears them to church repeatedly (horrors!!!!!).   Creepy old soldier at the door of the church offering to dust people’s shoes with his beard (WHAT) taps the shoes and tells them to stick tight while dancing.  Commence involuntary dancing, eek.  They manage to get the shoes off but little Karin juuuuust can’t resist, puts them on again, and dances off into the woods.  Cue disapproving angel, hours or possibly days of exhausted dancing through brush and briar, and finally she ends up at the executioner’s hut begging him to cut off her feet which happily DANCE OFF WITHOUT HER.

There’s some byplay where she repeatedly tries to go to church on her new wooden feet and crutches, and her severed feet turn up to scare her away till she goes to work in the parsonage and repent a bunch more.   Repentance eventually works, she goes to church, and then she dies there and the angel welcomes her into heaven, which is probably not a great time for anyone else in the building that day.

SO.  Why tf did I, a person with real issues about body horror and amputation, and a real disconnect from heavily Christian stories about sin and punishment, pick this?  The Hanged Man needed a story about self-sacrifice, and that’s weirdly not a thing that turns up in fairytales as much as you might think – especially not with the primarily female characters who interest me the most.  The Little Mermaid would have been a good option, but I have PLANS for her, plus I really want to draw her as Black and I am absolutely not putting any BIPOC on a card that references hanging, even tangentially.  Karin also gave me a way to mirror the traditional imagery from the RWS deck – don’t ask me why, I’m not doing it with every card, but for some reason with this one I really wanted to get a similar pose and even some of the colors.

But also, the Red Shoes is one of those stories that really resonates for me as an ex-dancer, and I think for a lot of dancers given how popular the ballet version is.  The feeling of loving to dance and also being hurt by it, being unable to stop even when you desperately need to – that’s a feeling I think a lot of us had.  I know when I eventually did have to stop dancing it was a huge sacrifice of who I thought I was; there was a long mourning process coming to terms with no longer thinking of myself as a dancer first and foremost, and recognizing that the art form that saved me when I was a child was hurting me deeply as an adult.

#Nara Lesser #Neurotic Owl’s Faerytale Tarot #The Hanged Man #Major Arcana #Tarot #Folklore #Literature #Hans Christian Andersen #The Red Shoes

[insecateur]

What's your favorite part of Lysandre and Sycamore's designs ?

overall i'd have to say probably just the way their designs compliment each other and are both referencing the main legendaries, i think it's a really cool touch, especially with how subtle it is... and also the way they represent their characters and how they work as foils. i could talk for hours about even just the fact that their poses in their official art says everything about their respective personalities lol.

individually though... i think for sycamore it's a tie between the plunging neckline and the stubble. the stubble is definitely his charm point to me, although the thick eyebrows are also lovely. there's a lot to love about his design.

for lysandre... it's hard to pinpoint an individual thing... the one aspect i always think about is these fucking things:

(thank you to 2016 me for making this picture back when i was working on my cosplay of him and was agonizing about how tf i was even going to pull that off. i think the end result was surprisingly good honestly. and no sorry you can't see it i am not posting pictures of me from 8 years ago on tumblr lmao)

i wouldn't say they're my favorite part though, FAR FROM IT. i think the cravat probably is. it hides his neck which makes it very desirable and it's so good for all kinds of fucked up imagery and kinks. all fictional characters who wear cravats are kinksters. no exception

i also do love his beard... even tho it also was painful to make... and is extremely silly looking. tbh the weird hairline and the beard i feel like are the two parts of his designs people tend to stylize a lot if not completely change or ditch when drawing him and it makes me sad. he needs his fucked up hairline and he needs his 5 beard peaks. or bust

#la réponse d #*CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE TWITTER INSTEAD OF TUMBLR LMFAO

[analligatorr]

I have a bit of head-canon that although Graves digs Fate's look, he gets a little frustrated with his beard whenever they're getting a bit nsfw. He just wants to leave a few hickeys on his boyfriend's neck but his stupid perfectly groomed beard is making it difficult to work around!

Do you have any similar hcs?

I also wanted to say that I loveeeeee how you draw Fate's figure. Both masculine and incredibly elegant, such a good vibe!

Hey anon!! Thank you, I'm very happy that you like my TF. I try to draw him in a way that makes him look like he's in his 40s xD i hope its working

Your hc is really fun, I loved it, although I believe that Graves has vast (very vast) experience with men with beards (as he dated a lot of people from Bilgewater and one mentioned from Freljord), so I believe that Tobias' beard doesn't bother him a lot, since his is well designed and cared for.

Well, I have a lot of headcanons xD like Tobias likes to drag his teeth along Graves' chin and tweak it slightly. Another in which he is completely enchanted when Graves has his hair down (this one was taken directly from the vaguely-concerned's fic).

#well.. i believe they both have a big adoration for each other's bodies #tfgraves #twisted fate #malcolm graves #i loved your hc anon!! #ask

[roseworkshop]

CBS

help why tf is C.B.S. so hard to draw. :'|

i can't get his beard or his body right. (i also just suck at hats.)

HOW TF DO YOU DRAW THIS EMO TUMBLR SEXY MAN!?!?!?!?

#be kind #tf2 #christian brutal sniper #send help #pls help #help #please help #how to draw #HOW THE HELL DO I DRAW!?!?

[chaoticarson16]

Decided to draw Ohio’s blank stare from the Midwest Haunts episode. Also how tf do you draw a beard??(Idk if blank n white is considered colored or not but I didn’t feel like coloring it)

#welcome to the table #wttt #wttt fanart #wttt ohio #welcome to the statehouse #wttsh #wttsh fanart #how tf do i tag this

[luna-writes-stuff]

hey! have you hate watched rings of power yet? if so what are your thoughts ? - 💙

ooohhh you’re asking dangerous questions now and I’m gonna get a lot of hate but whatever

i think this show would’ve been great if it wasn’t from Tolkien’s works. Because they created an entire story that has nothing to do with the original Tolkien works, save for like 10 percent. I think this show would’ve done very well had it not been inspired from his books.

Because, this whole show has absolutely nothing to do with the entire creation of the rings, this is not how it went, this is not how the characters were etc. etc. Of course, shows aren’t going to be 100% accurate, for the sake of cinematography and drawing new fans (see the Peter Jackson films), but this is a whole new definition of ‘drawing new fans’. The series is shit, the characters look like shit, who tf is meteor man, wdym they want to shorten the second age so humans won’t die every season, durin is actually a family line, #notmyfinrod, #giveussexyfinrod, #finroddidnotsacrificehislifetosaveberenandhelpcreateoneofthemostimportantlovestoriesofmiddleearthimeanhelljrrtolkienandedithwereburiedunderberenandluthienbutnooooocuzwhotfcaresaboutthemanymore, where is sexy sauron, where arE THE BEARDS, “high lords only” suck my ass, warrior Galadriel pls no just don’t, where tf is celeborn, what the actUAL FUCK IS CELEBRIMBOR, WHEN WILL WE SEE SAURON TF LITERALLY THE WHOLE STORY REVOLVES AROUND HIM AND HIS MANIPULATIVE ASS

and it throws away all the stories tolkien wrote and shared with the world. Were you going to make a show about this period, at least get the rights to the right books, such as the Silmarillion and Unfinished Tales. If you cannot get them, don’t create a series nonetheless, because it is going to flop. Hard. Everything I’ve seen this far just hurts to watch, let alone realise that this is the thing that will draw new generations into the ‘Tolkien-verse’. It’s horrible. Throw the whole series away. Burn down Amazon. Fuck Jeff Bezos. Not my Tolkien.

As I said, I genuinely believe it would’ve done great had it not been inspired from Tolkien, I truly believe that. But with what they had to work with, and what they created? Get fucked.

#hi tolkien it’s me again #here come the rings of power defenders #pls don’t kill me #yes I’m gatekeeping mind your business #tolkien #rings of power #lotr #lotr on prime #Amazon #Jeff bezos

[lastoneout]

1860s problems require modern solutions

insp courtesy of @dittolicous​‘s comment on this post

#pla #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon ingo #professor laventon #captain cyllene #subway boss ingo #I just couldn't get the image of him face-planting in a bowl of rice out of my head #but yeah Laventon tries meanwhile Ingo is like 'improvise adapt overcome' #and cyllene is like I s2g laventon I can't take you anywhere #also sorry not sorry for the surveyshipping I can't be normal about them #also how tf do you draw ingo like his hair his hat what is going on help #and we're just pretending that laventon is left handed idc #show me proof he isn't I dare you #submas #fixed it and gave ingo his beard in the last panel #cuz I forgot

[southern--downpour]

these fucking immortal space pirates (and lyf) will not leave my thoughts alone

#the mechanisms #marius von raum #lyfrassir edda #the bifrost incident #jonny d'ville #gunpowder tim #ashes o'reilly #nastya rasputina #the toy soldier #both are me trying to figure out how tf to draw everyone lmao #so if they look a bit off that is why i am still p new to mechs lmao #lyf design in particular is a BIG wip i wanna do so much w/ tbi and wanna make sure lyf looks good #also dont mention the fact that i refused to draw the other eye on everyone i am lazy <3 #got done w/ tim and went 'yeah no thats enough of that' #speaking of. why is tim so hard to draw #marius too i think its just bc i cannot fucking figure out how to draw beards for the life of me #ill get the hang of it! in the mean time. he'll just look a bit fucking off for a bit until i figure that out lmao #once i figure everyones designs out tho. i will not be drawing much else lkjhgfdfghjklkjhg these motherfuckers have invaded my brain #ofc i get into the mechs 2 fucking years after they split </3 #i knew vaguely that they existed for years but not much beyond that and then loki appeared in my spotify reccs #and just took over my thoughts #still my fav mechs song so far btw #i just want tims voice tbh. vocal envy give me ur voice sir #virgil arts #i am aware there are like 10 active mechs fans no i do not care yall are gonna get SO much mechs art soon

[nbwolverine]

idk how to draw anymore [panicked laughter]

#will x jade #young justice #jade nguyen #art #this has been sitting in my photos for a while bc i didnt like it but! i decided to post it anyways #jeandraws #its so bad how tf do u draw beards? send help

[shhheep]

half pickle half horse

#metalocalypse #pickles the drummer #my art #no beard #i tried but it looked uuuuugly hskdjdls #also how tf do u draw horses

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

Gary “Roach” Sanderson HC Face

Since my Ghost HC Face Analysis was going great, I’m making our boi Roach! Now first of all, there was barely any information about Roach. I have scoured the internet for inspiration on how he looks and I basically only get it from pictures online of his eyes and helmet, but not the rest of his face. A lot of the info that I use for this analysis are more of a Call of Duty head cannons that are collectively accepted by the fandom combined with my own head cannon. Bear with me ‘cause Roach is such a fun character to imagine, and since there’s a lot of room for that, I will go wild with him! I’ll use my drawing slash bootleg criminal sketch artist skill and do my best. Let’s go!

⚠️This is just my interpretation and not canon at all. Just a fan researching stuff and doing art. You can agree or disagree with it as you like.

1. Age - We don’t know his age. But since he’s canonically a sergeant, I’ll go with mid twenties. 

2. Height and Build - Yet again, we don’t know how tall he is, but I’ll take @smokeywhalee​ ‘s height comparison as reference and just go with 185 cm or 6′1″. Since he’s a British special force soldier, I’ll go with lean and muscular build. 

Let’s go to the face  ヽ(>∀

In Modern Warfare 2, he didn’t have a depiction AT ALL. If you’re thinking the image below is him, It’s not. It’s the default TF 141 soldier skin (see his helmet, it has US flag while Roach is British). 

Next, For those who don’t know, Roach has appeared in Call of Duty Mobile, and this is his face :

OUR BOY ROACH

IS 

A

DEFAULT

MIL SIM

SKIN

I THINK NOT

However, though, we can still use these pictures as reference :)

3. Facial Features : From the default skins, I will take inspiration for the eye shapes. He has hooded eyes and slightly slanted eyes and strong eyebrows. The CoD fandom has depicted Roach as blond hair and blue eyes, and overall the baby of the group. So I try to make him cute but also fierce in a way. Since he’s the youngest one, I don’t draw him bearded and such. Also my HC : Under that mask, He has DIMPLES :D It really adds the cuteness and a character to him! Now for the rest, like face length, cheek, lips, and all those things are all my sketches of how he will look. 

Considering all the points, I collected all the information and there is the sketch! Now after the sketches, I think that’s not enough. I want to add ✨Character✨

4. Character : As we don’t have any reference for his personality, I will go with mine mixed with the fandom’s collective Head Cannon :

- Roach is one of the younger ones, and the raw one of the TF141. He’s lively and bubbly, a BABY, but he’s a total CHAOTIC BOI. He can be funny and kind, but when on a mission, he’s turns serious and deadly, ready for any situation.

- Roach is Ghost’s bestie in TF141. He balances Ghost’s silence and overall sad vibe. Ghost trusts Roach and talks to him a lot. They’re Homies™

- Roach is picky eater! This is the baby side of him. When there’s some things he doesn’t like on his meal tray like broccoli, he will set them aside and Ghost will instinctively eat Roach’s leftovers. 

- Gary Sanderson got the name “Roach” because he’s a JACKASS but somehow always escapes death. Real examples would be the ENTIRE MW2 except the betrayal scene :”) SERIOUSLY FUCK THAT D*CKH*AD SH*P*RD. Also here are some random stupid sketches I made of him not valuing his safety :

I’M SORRY THIS IS SO STUPID FORGIVE ME PLEASE JUST IGNORE (I’m sorry Ghost I love you but this post is about Roach)

- One of the reason why he’s a jackass is Roach has a great core strength and is so BALANCED. He can do flips and stuff, and yes he can headstand. 

Bonus : Roach with my OC Jade!

So yeah! This is my depiction of Sergeant Gary “Roach” Sanderson! Kindly share your thoughts!

#gary roach sanderson #roach #gary sanderson #art #fanart #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty mobile #call of duty roach #call of duty warzone #PROTECT OUR BOI ROACH #I hope he appears in MW2022 #GIVE ME SOMETHING INFINITY WARD #sleepy's art

[shieldedreams]

home sweet home (a.b.)

summary ⇾ after a long day, all you want to do is curl up in andy’s arms (and he’s just as willing to keep you close to him) details ⇾ 616 words / andy barber x reader / 🌸 comforting fluff notes ⇾ man, where tf do we sign up for andy barber because–😫

[!] implications of being nude, but nothing explicit.

the sounds of the door opening and closing perks into andy’s ears as a signal of your return. he stares at a certain word on his page, unable to continue reading because... well... you’re home. despite the fact he hasn’t seen you yet, it’s like he’s anticipating for you to walk through that door, nerves buzzing from not seeing you since this morning.

he looks up from his reading, a smile twitching on his lips at the sight of you. lowering his book down, slipping in the bookmark, he puts the book aside without taking his eyes off you. patiently watching as you set your bag down to the side, removing your jacket to hang behind the bedroom door. his smile grows wider when you carefully gather his paperwork and put it together with his books on the side table.

andy sits up with his arms wide open, welcoming you into his embrace when you straddle him and curl yourself onto his body. he feels you burying your face to his neck, your body molding onto his as you tighten your hold on him. he uses an arm to wrap around your waist, the other stroking your back in comforting circles.

“long day, honey?”

you hum in his neck, nodding.

he hums in return, trying to reel you back to get a look on your face but you whine, refusing to budge. andy’s low chuckle shakes your bones with a small rumble, tickling your heartstrings in the the most delightful way after such a stressful day. you’re clutching onto him tighter, pressing your knees to his hip.

“c’mon now, let me see you.”

he leans in to press a kiss to your neck, brushing his beard over your skin. he smirks when he feels you squirming on him; another kiss to your neck that trails up to your cheek allows him to properly peel you back so he can cup your face. his smirk morphs into a smile, grinning when he can lock eyes with you.

“there she is,” andy gently lures you down to kiss your lips; easing away the pout that seems permanent. easily dissolving it with the way he kisses you, lips coaxing you so sweetly, it’s melting the stress away. it’s intoxicating, addicting. he becomes one with you with ease, tightening his hold on you, curling you closer.

he grins when you pull back with a sigh, resting your forehead atop of his. andy chuckles as your nose nuzzles against his, eyes fluttering open with a shy smile.

“better?” he murmurs, pillowing his hand to your cheek, stroking your skin softly. the way he’s being so gentle with you makes your heart swell. "much.”

“good,” he smiles, pecking your lips before he suggests: “how about i draw you a bath?”

“join me?”

andy studies your features, smiling softly at how you’re pulling out the best puppy eyes. glistening with hope, dilated with want–the small hint of endearment underlying your features. you have this man hooked without even trying.

“you know i can’t say no when you ask me like that.”

“good.” your smile mirrors his, slipping away from his lap as he follows you to the bathroom. 

the day might have been long and tiring but as you’re seated between andy’s legs, his arms around you with the warm bath hugging your bodies, it felt like the perfect dream to come home to. he rests his chin atop of your head, occasionally pressing kisses to the crown of your head as a constant reminder that this didn’t feel like a dream; it was reality, hugging you tight. laced fingers beneath the water and steady heartbeats like two matching metronomes.

home sweet home.

#andy barber x reader #andy barber x you #andy barber #andy barber fics #andy barber fanfics #andy barber fanfiction #andy barber imagine

[mk-wizard]

TF Fan Theory: Primus is Another Face of the Lord

Hello, TF Fans.

This is the first fan theory of the new year and I wanted to discuss a theory that I had on my mind for a while, but could not back up for a long time; Primus and God are one of the same. Be warned that if you have not watched Transformers Prime, there will be spoilers ahead.

Let me make it clear that this applies to fiction not reality so there is no disrespect towards any religion in this article. It is not to be taken seriously and cannot possibly be taken as fact. Primus and the Transformers are fictional. If this theory makes you uncomfortable, I respect that, but please just stop reading this.

Anyway...

The portrayal of Primus has always varied from continuity to continuity, but the definitive version of him, which is the Transformers Prime one, is that he is as old as the universe and created everything which includes life. He meant for the universe to be a peaceful place and he wanted those were alive to do good themselves. Primus is believed to be immortal, all knowing and loves all living things. His power is great and he doesn’t truly have a physical form, but rather physical vessels that he can manifest into. In the case of Transformers, the very core of Cybertron. The other forms Primus is famous for taking on is a powerful Transformer whose appearance shares similarities to how Primes usually look though the specifics vary from tale to tale and believe it or not, the Matrix itself.

Then there is Unicron who is the Transformers’ version of the Devil. According to their faith, he is the twisted brother of Primus who embodies chaos, cruelty, destruction and hate. With that said, he hates all life as much as Primus loves it and constantly attempts to destroy the universe. Because he too is a deity, he is immortal and his true form goes beyond the physical plane, though he also has had several physical vessels. The most famous one is a titan sized Transformer whose vehicle mode is a planet that eats other planets and in robot mode, he looks like a giant golden demon with a Lucifer style beard, horns, skeletonized bat wings and clawed feet. It is also hinted that the hate plague is also one of his physical manifestations and it is possible that other vessels Unicron uses are still out there in the universe though this is a fan theory for another day.

How does this relate to the human God and Devil? A lot especially if you have watched Transformers Prime from beginning to the end. Even before this ground breaking series, Earth and Cybertron were a like non-identical sister planets in that they are like night and day yet very closely connected. The Prime series confirms that this connection is not coincidental as the core of the Earth is one of the physical manifestations of Unicron specifically, his spark. Suddenly, Earth’s interpretation of God and the Devil makes sense and is closely related to the Transformers’ religions ( I use this plural because each faction has its own religion).

In most human religions and mythologies, the Lord resides in the heavens far above and away from the Earth and at the same time, he is everywhere and wants us to be good. This sounds a lot like Primus when you compare his physical and spiritual manifestation to the Earth. Moreover, Primus’ values are a lot like the Lord’s. Even the fact that there were thirteen Primes who were a lot like lesser Gods is not a far cry from how multiple Gods are portrayed in most mythologies. I can confirm that I see a lot of similarities between the first Primes and the twelve Gods of Olympus who also have a thirteenth member whose identity is variable too. You can even draw tons of similarities between Rodimus Prime brandishing the Matrix and King Arthur brandishing the legendary sword Excalibur. Heck, even their signature colour schemes and backstories are similar.

As for Unicron, as stated before, he bears a striking resemblance to and has the same qualities as most human interpretations of the Devil. In most religions and texts, he resides deep within the Earth which is exactly where Unicron’s spark is and he despises humanity with a passion. On the same note, like the human version of the Devil, he is spiritually everywhere and whispers bad things into our ears which makes us commit acts of evil. The one notable difference between Unicron and Earth’s Devil is that he is gold instead of red, but still, in most human cultures, gold is often associated with evil vices like greed, materialism and pride and in some texts and mythologies, the Devil is not a red satyr-like character, but a handsome and radiant man.

When you take all of this into account, it can be drawn that the human God and Primus are most likely one of the same. Moreover, the Autobots coming to Earth was not a coincidence at all. They were meant to come to Earth, they were meant to make contact with humans and build an alliance with them, and they were meant to work together to prevent the second coming of Unicron. In conclusion, it was all meant to be.

Now, this is all just my own fan theory and I would love to hear what you think of it or what your opinions on it are. Thanks for reading and as always, have a great day and stay safe.

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alright!! here's my random thoughts I put down while watching season 4!!

*MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW**

BROOKLYNN HAS 2 DADS

aw yaz drew something for sammy :')

kenji bud how do you not know what a screw driver is

NOT THE HORIFYING PAINTINGS OF TIFF AND MITCH

poor ben and his bad motivational speech

yaz and sammy being gfs I live

this sandstorm scene is beautiful

bens definitely blaming himself for their current situation :(

now he's having a small breakdown :((

CAMPFIRE SCENE

group scream therapy nice

THAT CUT FROM SCREAMING TO SLEEPING

SABRE TOOTH

oh and now bens sacrificing himself

"maybe now.. you're finally just ben" I'm crying

I already like dr. turner

suspicious sandwiches

yaz being a terrible wingman is so funny

ROBO DOG

or B.R.A.D.

robo dogs easier

OH IT KILLED THE STOWAWAY COMPY RIP

it talks???

kenji killed the robo dog rip

MANTAH CORP

theyre keeping secrets from mae turner

NO BEN THOUGHT YAZ LIKED HIM IM SCREAMING

not her just going along with him turning her down I'm screaming

this whole ep is so awkward

yeah mae you go behind mantah corp's backs

angry man

howd he break a screen with a fidget spinner

yaz's sketchbook?? a drawing of her mom!!

INDOMINUS?? SCORPIOS?? this gotta be a dream

yep

oh no yaz's trauma is catching up

oop kenjis catching a cold

this is the most accurate description of a tickle in your throat I've ever scene kenji is STRUGGLING

I feel so bad for yaz :(

attack of the robo dogs

aw sammy's never seen snow before she's so happy :))

sad cold dino

oh no they missed the plane

yaz is having a mental breakdown :((

this is so painful to watch

angry man is back

kash I think?

KASH KILLED A ROBO DOG

aw ben misses bumpy :(

sammy comforting yaz to help her sleep my heart <33

poor little edie she's hurt so bad :((

darius made a dino friend!!

uh oh sammy recognizes kash

SAMMY HAS A SECRET??

ooh she's ANGRY

oh now she's crying and angry

she ran off

KASH JUST CASUALLY TRYING TO MURDER MAE??

now ben killed a robo dog

now darius killed a robo dog

uh oh mae is injured

OH LIKE SERIOUSLY INJURED GIRL IS BLEEDING

now a raptor killed a robo dog

SAMMY ATTACKING THE RAPTORS USING THE BRAD SHOCKY THINGS

kash has a phone

oh ben saw it too

big edie mad

bens a doctor now

OH MAE PUNCHED HIM RIP

"youre not gonna punch me again are you?" "no" *punches ben*

this man's so evil like what

where tf did ben get a carob bar

oh no yaz is having a panic attack

oh now yaz killed a robo dog

YEAH THEY BLEW SOMETHING UP

DARIUS SOLO MISSION

the music played behind darius' big decision was beautiful

OH NO HES ABANDONING THE DINOS FOR THE PHONE

NO KASH CAUGHT HIM

he called brand

DARIUS CALLED BRAND IM CRYING

BRAND KNOWS HES ALIVE AKSJDJFJ

darius why are you telling this man all of the facts

oh he pulled out the sob story

DARIUS GOT KIDNAPPED

wow he's a terrible actor

oop kash throwing a tantrum

SPINO

rip sabre tooth

darius playing the little evil henchmen is adorable

BRANDS GOING OUT TO FIND DARIUS?? BRAND SUB PLOT??

oop a giant robot tried to blow up darius um

"I may have seen one or two of your videos" yaz is a brooklander comfirmed

KASH WANTS TO DO MIND CONTROL??

brooklynn's turn for a breakdown

BROOKLYNN HACKED ONE OF THE BRAD X'S YOU GO GIRL

brooklynn accepted she can just be herself on her vlog and stop caring so much about likes :')

NO NOT THE BABIES

the DNA sammy took in s1 helped create the new little baby hybrids

aw she feels bad :(

brooklynn just telling her awkward little story in baby talk

CERATOSAURUS

bens afraid of getting attached to another dino:(

well too late you're already attached

KASH FIGURED OUT THE MIND CONTROL NO

baby dino is in so much pain :((

ben has trauma from the pteranodons :((

another angry man tantrum

NOT THE CUT TO BUMPY SHES SO SAD

there's a single clip where kenji doesn't have the beard it's glorious

ope kenji/brook is canon

so his name is benjamin

DARIUS HASNT SEEN ESTHER STONE

GIRLS STOP FIGHTING

they wrecked the snow machine

sammy's breakdown

oh she's mad at yaz :(

ok the "brooklynn's my gf" reveal to darius is insanely funny

I love the weird dynamic between ben and mae

bens going on a robo dog murder spree

HES SO VIOLENT

OMG OMF OMGG

DILOPHOSAURUS

kenjis dad

KENJIS DAD IS THE HEAD OF MANTAH CORP IM SCREAMJNG

AKSKFHKFJ

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