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dazednmatthews · 1 month

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no cause the thing abt this is that i’m sooooo chill and normal abt this. like i literally don’t even care fr like pffffttt like whaaaat who cares. no like i literally am so chill and normal and fine abt this. like genuinely whatever. i’m sooooo normal. mr cool girl over here. brrrrr. feel that? i’m so chill. toooo chill. chill asf actually. it’s nothing like who even cares.

#cherriespeaks #i’m going to rip my hair out #oh my god i’ve never felt less normal in my fucking life #matthew sturniolo the man that you are #matt please give me a chance like PLEASE.#cause mind you that’s my nigga.#and yes i took the picture #my man my man my mannnnn #like that’s my man #like i’m going to WAR FOR IT #i actually cannot breathe #like what the FUCK IS THIS #every time this mf wear a hat my lifespan gets shorter #like what if i d*ed rn like he did it it’s his fault #i’m actually burning up #i’m not chill at all #i’m going feral #i need him so badly it’s KILLING ME #oh my god this can’t be #LIKE IT CANT #yall what do i do im losing my mind #I NEED HIM IN MY DRAWLS NEOW!#GODDDDDDDD FUCKKKKKKKK #matt sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #christopher sturniolo #chris sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #he knows like he fucking KNOWS.

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leafsboys · 7 months

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TOOK ME OUTTTTT

#leafs lb #get me off twitter during games #i actually cannot breathe

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spyofthestorm · 2 years

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I'M CLAWING AT THE WALLS WE'VE WON BYLERS

#I CAN'T BREATHE #I ACTUALLY CANNOT BREATHE #HEKDPL ME #BYLER WAKE UP PLEASE #BYLER

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liviasdrusillas · 11 months

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DAVID CORENSWET AS CLARK KENT WAKE UP EVERYONE ITS FINALLY HAPPENING

#i actually CANNOT BREATHE #how many times did i say he would make an amazing clark??#i-#i would like to state for posterity that i have <3 him since hollywood !!

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slvtforcherries · 1 year

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oh the sweet delusions that come with having a crush

#i’m obsessed w him #help #i actually cannot breathe #i swear to god he’ll be like looking at me and all of a sudden i’m going into cardiac arrest #LORD HAVE MERCY HE IS SO GORGEOUS #bros got me fr staring at him #i need to chill out #genuinely i either pull this man or die

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roundhous-slamma · 1 year

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being sick is so weird because i am all like achoo and i cant breathe but also i equip a cool new voice

#i actually cannot breathe #cough cough

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confessedlyfannish · 7 months

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DP x DC Writing Prompt #8

The day Bruce Wayne knocks on her apartment door Sam knows it's going to be a doozy.

"Mr. Wayne, I really do hope no one saw you," she says, ushering him in. "And for the record, a text ahead of time would be appreciated."

"I parked the car a few streets away," Bruce says, sticking a finger in his heel to peel his polished leather shoes off. Sam raises an eyebrow. "It's a sedan, not a Lamborghini."

"You own a sedan?"

"Taught Dick to drive in it...after he crashed the Lamborghini."

Sam snorts despite herself. The charm Bruce Wayne exhibits would usually rub her the wrong way, too reminiscent of wealthy men that feel comfortable placing a hand on the small of your back at a crowded gala, but Bruce is honest enough about his playacting that she has come to find its insincerity comforting. She's actually sought him out more than once, leading to several annoying headlines that can't seem to decide if she's aiming to date him or one of his eligible sons. None of whom are eligible by the way, as they are a) taken, b) legally dead, c) practically a minor, and d) an actual minor.

Sam's generational wealth is peanuts compared to Wayne Industries, so naturally her parents have been thrilled and rooting for option c.

"I also didn't want Danny to see I'd texted you. Or force you to lie to him."

Sam doesn't quite tense, but it's a near thing. She does slide to the other side of her kitchen island, under the context of finishing prepping her feta fried eggs, laid on a bed of smashed avocado and warm tortilla. She pulls a bottle of crunchy garlic oil out of the fridge and drizzles hot red crisps across the runny yolk. She takes a bite, chewing thoughtfully, not so much as offering him a glass of water.

"You realize, Mr. Wayne, I have no intention of lying to Danny now?"

Bruce sits at the stool on the opposite side of the island. "I understand. And if you want to ask Danny to return home before we continue, I'd understand that as well. I didn't mean to discomfit you--"

"Please do not lie to me now, Mr. Wayne," Sam says, rolling her eyes. "By your own admission you showed up at noon without warning knowing my superhero boyfriend wouldn't be present. If I am discomfited, all the more likely you get your information, right?" Golden yolk runs down her fingers, and she sacrifices it to the napkin rather than lick up her arm in front of her boss, with no small amount of resentment. The yolk is the best part.

"Get to it then," she demands.

Bruce straightens in his stool, chin raising and firming in a jawline she most often sees under a cowl. His eyes attempt to pin her in place, but Sam has stared the Master of Time in the face and demand he reschedule so she is built. different. She takes another bite of egg taco.

"I was not aiming for you to feel threatened, and moreover, I doubt you could be."

Except a smart person should always feel threatened by a threat, no matter their capability of handling one. It keeps them alive.

"Can you tell me how I'm not like all the other girls after lunch? You'll spoil my appetite."

Bruce clears his throat. "I'll get to the point--"

"Thank you."

"--Danny has been exhibiting paranormal behaviors beyond his baseline. We welcome all biologies; human, alien, and paranormal alike, but I have observed actions unlike what he had previously established as his, for lack of a better word, 'normal'

"I want to make sure he is not experiencing any unwelcome outside influence. Or, if this is merely a facet of his evolution, I'd like to know if this is something we or his family should be monitoring."

Sam has been an eco-consultant with Wayne Industries and unofficially, the Batfamily, for half a year now and this is the most she's ever heard the man speak in one sitting.

"Wow," she says. "How long have you been rehearsing that one?"

"A while." Bruce grunts, voice finally taking that final drop into Batman's gravelly rasp. "I see you're not surprised by any of this."

"No, not really," Sam says. She pours him a tall glass of lemon water from the pitcher, freshly sliced that morning, and he takes a polite sip.

"So what can you tell me?"

"Probably a lot. And Danny would probably prefer that I do, knowing him, the big baby," Sam sighs. "Listen Mr. Wayne, I can appreciate that you came here from a place of caution rather than intrusion. And if Danny was undergoing something negative or from an 'unwelcome outside influence' that would be the right call, and I, albeit begrudgingly, encourage you to do so in the future."

"But he's not."

"He's not," Sam confirms. "And in fact, I think he could really use someone to talk to about it. Outside of his family."

"I see..." Bruce says, shifting.

"If you want to tag team this one with one of the higher EQ players, such as Superman, I give you permission." Sam does not think she's imagining that slight sag of relief.

"Thank you," Bruce says, sliding off the stool. "I don't suppose you have material we could consult...?"

"Actually yes, I happen to have a pamphlet right here. 'So your ghostly body is changing, and how.'"

"You're being more sarcastic than usual."

"You interrupted my lunch, Mr. Wayne."

#sam:#bruce:#bruce: so i was thinking brainwashing-#sam: ghost puberty #bruce: frick #sam give-my-boyfriend-the-talk manson #at some point when danny went from teen hero to the eldritch being of our fanfic dreams he had to start experiencing the “becoming”#i imagine that was actually pretty terrifying #his whole family calling it ghost puberty is probably actually really kind and appreciated #hey i'm starting to forget to breathe and sometimes i want to bite things #aw honey it's ok your body is chaaanging #you're teeeething #baby's first feral chomp #sometimes i hear the universe it is a symphony i cannot explain but if i listen too long i fear it shall sweep me away forever #let's get you some airpods with the latest paramore album #that helping?#yes actually ty #dp x dc #dp x dc au #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #batman #sam manson #danny fenton #danny phantom #my writing

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kitamars · 5 months

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high school joui 4 shenanigans

#deep breaths takasugi #the worst friend group you will ever know #only ones who can somehow tolerate each other #gintoki’s one worst quality is that he cannot shut the fuck up #i couldn’t stop thinking of them after watching daily lives of highschool boys and they’d get up to so much dumb shit actually #can you tell i kind of miss my high school days #i sound so old when i say that wtf im 19 #painting has been a lot of fun lately i will not lie #but also college starts like. day after tomorrow im so cooked #GINTAMA OBSESSION PLEASE GET ME THROUGH ANOTHER TERM 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽#i might draw some ginhiji stuff to accompany this later bc of course i will #i am nothing if not predictable to my audience #anyways #sakata gintoki #katsura kotarou #sakamoto tatsuma #takasugi shinsuke #joui 4 #gintama #ok bye

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leclerrari · 3 months

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IL PREDESTINATO celebrates his first podium of the season with his team at Jeddah Corniche Circuit on March 9, 2024 (Photo by Scuderia Ferrari)

#a dream that writes itself in red fr fr fr #charles leclerc #saudi arabia 2024 #liz.jpg #i actually cannot breathe this is the best pic of the weekend by far

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demi-pixellated · 1 year

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experimenting with Saki too

might continue to play around with other finches

#Legend of Zelda #LoZ #Breath of the Wild #BotW #Saki botw #Fanart #MSPaint Draw #6yrs didnt help me like her pink #her outfit is actually really cute but i cannot see it with her ahir and palette #and that she a finhc (or of the passerine order atleast) is interesting #but that she resembles a goulding finch - possibly the most abrasive looking finch i can think o - is a crime #**oops - Gouldian Finch

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itwoodbeprefect · 1 month

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stoic illiterate unwilling assassin deeply in love with unfailingly kind rich sad gay man almost stabs his crush's brother because the brother cares so much and so genuinely for the gay man that he searched assassin's room out of worry and found knives and a mysterious letter before being interrupted by the assassin who then does not want to show him the letter which seems incredibly suspicious, only for a later scene (after the gay man interrupts them and thus stops any escalation from happening) to quietly reveal that the very sus letter in possession of this illiterate assassin is not in fact a sign he's lying about being illiterate.... it's just two pages of him practicing the gay man's name over and over in neatly spaced lines...... a reveal which he was going to STAB a man over because he doesn't know that the gay man's brother knows the man is gay and loves him with his whole heart and would never ever do anything to hurt him........ i will never get over this, how could i ever get over this, everything else ever is going to be downhill from here

#yeah HI. if you are WONDERING. i am still being absolutely destroyed. utterly torn to pieces. smashed into a million happy little bits. by #to sir with love #it's not even the romance. though the romance is excellent and only getting better (and also hilarious. THE CHONBURI SCENES???)#but the siblings!!!! these brothers!!!!! everything in the world is trying to turn them against each other and every time i hold my breath #and every time!! without fail!!!! without hesitation even!!!!!! they go no. i love him and i trust him and he would never hurt me or i him.#and i CANNOT TELL YOU. how hard that's fucking me up. in the best of ways #it would be SO easy in a hiiiigh drama messy family show like this to go the easy route and just have the two sides of the family #actually fully at war with each other. or to have one of these brothers betray the other / let some misunderstanding fester #and 🤞🤞🤞 because i still have a good deal of show to go but so far. oh my goddddd. they choose each other. they choose each other always #anyway. if anyone reads this and is looking for some very high quality actually good soap melodrama. to sir with love is free on youtube

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littleoceanbabe · 8 months

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DAVID FUCKING JENKINS. YOU DID NOT HAVE TO MAKE THAT AS ROMANTIC AS YOU DID BUT HERE YOU ARE. DOING IT ALL FOR US. YOU DROPPED THIS, KING 👑

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd s2 #our flag means death s2 #gentlebeard #stedeward #HELLO??????#THE FUCKING MERMAN SCENE I ACTUALLY COULDNT BREATHE #THEY WERE ABT TO UNDERWATER KISS YOU FOOLS #IM NOT WELL.#‘COME BACK TO ME’ UHHHH G O D OH MY GOD????#IT WAS SO ROMANTIC BUT GOD EDS GONNA B SO TENSE NEXT EP FUCK ME #THE SMILE UNDERWATER THO FUCK FUCK FUCK #LIKE HE CAME HOME SEEING STEDE I ACTUALLY CANNOT DEAL W THIS #FUUUUUUUUUCK

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nohiketoosmall · 6 months

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