#i am smoking weed about it

[existennialmemes]

Do not speak to me while I am suffering the unmitigated agony of having done

Too Many Things

#spoonie #chronic pain #spoonie memes #chronic pain memes #neurodivergent #neurodivergent memes #actually autistic #adhd #adhd memes #everything fucking hurts #like fuck holy shit why except i do know why #not totally unmitigated though #i am smoking weed about it

[fuck-spock]

okay some of yall are just ignoring natives at this point where is the outcry??? how loud do we have to scream? how many of us have to go missing or be found dead before you start screaming with us?

please sign the petition to let us keep our children! and educate yourself on the true history of turtle island: hint, you gotta talk to real natives to get the true story. history is written by the victors.

#im sick and tired of having to be so loud just tk be ignored #my people are being attacked #our children are being taken #it is legal for us to be killed by whites off the rez. please will you fucjing help us already? #ndn #native #i was stolen from my culture and trust me it leaves such a vacancy in your soul #every day i wake up thinking about how we were nearly killed out #and how our home has been over run and poisoned with chemicals #im gonna smoke some weed and calm down now but just know i am always angry aboit yhis #ughhhhhhh i need some peace

[bonefall]

Would Midnight be patient with my fellow discalculia girlies... I love her but am So So Pathologically Bad at math

Midnight teaches advanced algebra to cats, you'll be fine. She'll conjure up a fractal for you, color each part of the equation, show how each part interacts and what it looks like when you change it

She'll take you out to the beach and explain the wind and the tide, compare them to each axis on the formula she showed you, and modify one factor. The wind dies down and the sea becomes as smooth as glass.

"Smoothness for the-waves you-see?" She waits for you to nod, never rushing you along, even the most casual questions are genuine, "Excellent! For this is example of maths I-teach. Nature it-will-happen. Simpleness it-being. You-will-understand."

#Giant robot meme and person staring at it #Person says #''wow! There is beauty in every corner of life and all can be understood by learning the simple and complex sciences that govern existence! #Gun being shot up says ''math is incomprehensible magic'' #I am also a dyscalculia girlie fhehdjdhd #Funfact a major reason I committed so hard to Clan counting being so convoluted is because I want the math girlies-- #To be as confused with numbers as I always am <3 #If I can't count you won't either that is a threat <3 #I have noticed a recurring theme in my work (affectionate) is Weird Girl Who Does Math #This rework of Midnight is like... 1 example of at least 3 characters who use math for some magical purpose #And they are all girls #(And yes they smoke weed) #The other 3 are OCs though and it is always either a metaphor for magic or directly tied to something arcane in their universe #MATH SCARY (writes endlessly about math) #BB!Midnight #Better bones au #Also another side note she speaks Lakemew. Ancient Lakemew. Which is SVO ordered like English #So I write her in OSV order like Clanmew (and like her canonic cadence) in these examples where she's speaking Clanmew #But funny enough she would sound the most 'normal' to an english speaker

[wolfstrong]

Xander smoking weed in his parents basement like “maybe this time I won’t get scared”

#guy who gets scared when he smokes and also lives one of the scariest lives imaginable #okay…. you know I like a show when I make a comic about the characters smoking weed ….. #that means I’m REALLY in it #btvs #btvs fanart #buffy fanart #buffy the vampire slayer #buffy the vampire slayer fanart #xander harris #willow rosenberg #buffy summers #WEED #I always feel awkward trigger warning weed like what am I a narc ? #tw weed #garsart

[hiatus-queen72]

I’m really hoping I don’t look this confused all the time. I took these without posing to see what I look like and now I understand why people talk to me the way they do.

#me #cute #girl #love #selfie #fashion #photo #brown hair #blue eyes #hot #I am a little bit confused at all times I won’t lie to you #it’s just that my ears refuse to work well and I miss half of what you say and then I have to piece it together but you’ve already moved on #I promise I’m not dumb I’m on my third degree #what is your first impression from these photos comment that below #I am low key curious what people think of me #that has to be an every human thing like you can’t sit there and tell me you wouldn’t want to know peoples impression of you #either that or I’m a paranoid piece of trash which is 87% likely #I’m going to smoke weed now to sleep but I hope everyone has a fantastic night/day #I also hope that your burn out goes away and you find a 20 dollar bill in your pocket #what else can I tag #pizza because I ate that today #house because I am in one in this photo #margaritas just because I’m thinking about them #I want to go dancing guys I need a fun clubbing girls night #I wanna get drunk and pretend I’m on step up

[nothisislyra]

girls i'm getting gender euphoria from my new laptop there is truly no saving me

#it's a surface laptop 5 #and it's 'sandstone' which is like kinda gold but honestly it's a little bit rosy too? it's cute shuddup #anyway my last laptop was a big clunky gaming laptop and i only ever used it on my desk plugged in to stuff #and this one is small and light and has like. battery performance and i feel like the macbook girlies #you know like 10 years ago the first time i was on tumblr #i wanted to be them and jad weird feelings about that #and now i am the weed smoking little laptop on bed lesbian coolgirl of my young dreams #and i have my lovely weed smoking lesbian gf of my now dreams #and i have such incredible friends #anyway hey that took a turn idk i'm gay badum tss

[buildingnothingoutofsomething]

love the alcohol/drugs/cigarettes polls on here like if you dont do any of this shit can you leave this to the scholars...

#genuinely every poll about smoking weed or cigarettes is sweeped by people being like i dont care but dont do it around anyone #like ok... please die #i am drunk while writing this rest of you are losers ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

[uchuujin-chan]

#i am going to die early bc of this fic #and i’m cool with that #kira/dax #star trek #star trek: deep space nine #ds9 #mine #something i noticed about my approach to this ship #vs the approach of other fics i’ve read #is that jadzia is the one who is 100% sure of herself #and kira is the closeted angry little queer #who can’t admit she loves anyone #let alone a beautiful stupid 300yo worm woman #and jadzia says enough of that #it’s my fic and i’ll make them do whatever i want #like smoke weed

[blowflyfag]

Alright whose sitting with me while I hotbox my car real quick

#I am. so stressed! constantly! #Eris smokes #your boy never catches a break but I am about to catch this weed cloud #the dm is here today at work and he fucking sucks so toking it up so I don’t have a mental breakdown on the clock

[byooregard]

i love coming up with aus and fanfic stories with my friends because we will open a little google doc and we will think well this au is more complex in concept than just 'soulmate au' or 'magnus archives au' so we must think of something short and sweet to call it . and then we name the google doc with the funniest thing we can think of on short notice and a year later we're stuck referring to our emotionally gut-wrenching concept as. checks notes . "quark and his three weed-smoking grandpas"

#ze #cleb talky #genuinely ask me i am thinking about quark. and his three weed-smoking grandpas #quark and his three weed smoking grandpas is better tho than when we come up w/ something #and dont really have a good name for it so it gets a short name that neither has anything to do w/ the concept or is funny #shoutout to people who name their aus all nice fun things that make enough sense and are suitably poetic #have you considered instead calling them things like the 'get loved idiot au'? #the red bungee chord of fate au?

[8rujaa]

to anyone dealing with ptsd, has there been anything that has helped relieve some of the symptoms?

#im emotionally stuck due to the constant reliving of what happened #i get these weirdly intense flashbacks where i can remember the how the fabric of the couch looked like up close #and how they felt. and how everything looked. the way the colored lights hit the room a certain way #i think i did myself a disservice by thinking i was soooo in love that i didn’t want to forget any details lmao #now i can remember everything like a photograph and sometimes i find myself back in my old apartment and the fear floods my chest #and i can’t breathe and my stomach starts turning it’s terrible. i really felt like i was in hell #i stopped smoking ouid 3 weeks ago bc whenever these flashbacks would happen the high would make them HD and it would send me into a loop #but now i think weed was the thing keeping me above water… it’s been a rough 3 weeks. but before i start smoking again #i wanted to ask if anyone found something else that made it a little easier #it’s been months since our break up and i really want to move on. i’ve tried to meet other people but i’m terrified of men #and i find myself unable to connect with anyone… #i’ve been physically better which i am so grateful for because being unhealthy was my biggest reason i was so depressed #i’ve been doing therapy but i talk about the same thing with her every week. i’m tired of it #i think i’m still in disbelief that they did that to me. i never thought they’d be capable of hurting someone so badly. #i can’t get over the fact that he r***** me for months while i was disabled and pretended not to know what he was doing was bad #i realized he knew when he tried to make it look like i was crazy. that made me really sad. i think i was hoping he was clueless so #i could still believe he was a good person… or at least the man i fell in love with. i was willing to forgive him once he apologized… #when he tried to make it seem like i was going insane the blindfold came off and i saw him for who he really was #like no wonder i was so scared of u dude… no wonder i kept having panic attacks anytime we were together and i couldn’t sleep next to u #i’ve been afraid to admit that shit broke me as a person. i don’t think i’ll ever be the same. i can’t function. #plus knowing i stayed for her bc i was worried for her and didn’t want her to experience the same thing without someone there bc i realized #how good he was at gaslighting and lying. only to find out she was waiting for an excuse to get rid of me… she wanted me gone… #i went thru all that for nothing… #and i still don’t understand why each time i tried to leave for my own good- to get medical help and support they begged me to stay!!! why #brain vomit

[symptoms-syndrome]

Eggman possibly first or only villain that is not gay coded but is very extremely gay. Does this make sense

#i smoked a little bit of a lot and am now thinking about sonic hedgehog #weed tw #?

[dungeonbf]

anti-centrism is sooo the type of person to decorate his cart with stickers tbh

#tw drugs #do you guys get my vision #i don’t really smoke but i think he does tbh and he’s so pretentious about it #’actually only this strain is good … everything else is mediocre subpar weed’ like i HATE you (i love him with my whole heart) #i hc him as bipolar 2 (semi-canon? he has some mental illness in centricide) #and he probably uses weed to self-medicate tee bee aych #ancom.txt #sorry for smoking weed am i still based