#i bet there are other couples

[scudelia55]

Y’all can say whatever you want, but I freaking miss this era of them

#just posting each other so regularly huh #bf? no? #bf behavior prove me wrong #actually no I don’t think couples even do this much #it’s giving I have a crush on him but I need to pretend like we’re just doing PR. nothing too obvious #(it’s very obvious) #(these stories are so genuine and natural) #bet they giggled after posting these #I need to shut up #charlos #c2 #c squared

[raycatz]

I'm not including a situation where someone might be injured because in that case I'm thinking the bed goes to them by default or they are nominated for it. anyone who wants to be chatty goes to join the living room floor gang.

What are your thoughts and headcanons? Do you have thoughts on how the boys tend to approach assigning beds in inns? Who do the chain choose to sleep near when camping and why? What are their dynamics like when settling down for the night and getting ready for the day?

In "Mirror Vs Open Closet Door: Fight!" by Gintrinsic (here) Four refers to the chain's decision on how to split up between inn rooms as the "Link-per-room ratio" which I find very funny. He, Sky, and Time also talk about their thought process behind why they do or don't want to sleep in a room with some of the others which I find fun and interesting.

So! If you have thoughts and want to share them! *gestures to the post!*

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #alrighty! now for my answers- #for the ranch question I think it varies which is why I'm asking in a poll. What do you think happens most often though? #each answer is a fun scenario so it's difficult to choose #but I think they'd try to act politely around Malon and Time for the first couple visits with straws or rock paper scissors #or showing generosity by offering the bed to someone else. (I bet Malon saying they're charming is quite the incentive #for more possible compliments. The chain as a whole would want to prove her right xD ) #Once they're more comfortable in the house though I can totally see Wind and Legend making a mad dash for it while Wars yells after them xD #Wind probably ends up sharing with Four a lot since they're the littles #or Wind snuggles in with Wars Legend Wild etc #Wild and Twi/Wolfie have claimed the spot on the floor by the fireplace. #For inn rooms / castle rooms / camping - I tend to group them by how they're grouped a lot already #but a lil mixed up #Time - Sky - Wars are the good rest trio. they want a good night's rest please let them get their beauty sleep. often joined by Four #Wars goes between this group and wherever Legend is depending on how chatty he is that night. #Twi - Wild - Hyrule are snuggle/proximity buddies #Legend is attached to Hyrule's hip or sets up near Warriors to gossip and gripe. I can also see him setting up near Wild #in the eye of the storm as it were or just an interesting place to be. Wild and Hyrule can get to chatting about everything and anything #so if Legend wants background noise (Hyrule and Wild podcast omg)- #or a conversation he can be half a part of and jump in and out of while getting ready for the night or in the mornings- #this is a good place to be. add Wind and things get a bit more chaotic. #Wind gravitates to Wars and Legend too when curious and chatty. He gravitates towards Time when he wants something calmer. #Four tends to be near Sky or Twi or to Legend's group for the same reasons #I can see Four and Twi having a little book club going during downtimes where they talk about what they're reading. Sky likes to listen. <3 #Wind thinks they're nerds but so is he and he can't resist a good story so he orbits and sometimes settles in and peppers questions. #it's funny that Time Sky and Wars want to sleep the most but Legend follows Wars to chat (and ends up bringing people with him xD ) #there could be some conflict there oooo #Twi is by Time #it's almost a circle but with clusters of sleeping bags near on top of each other and filling the gaps

[itsbrucey]

Can't sleep. Thinking about Closeson.

#folding my hands and looking up the ceiling. i miss them.. #wish he had gotten more Darryl and Glenn scenes bc Matt n Freddie are fucking electric together #two very funny guys being funny. sigh. #Thinking about the Darryl and Glenn Bullywugs argument like Thats So.....Married Couple. #Glenn explaining his plan to burn down an entire forest and Darryl is offput but not disinterested #the hammock scene. buries my head in my hands #THE ARGUMENT TURNED KISS. I MISS THEM SO BAD I MISS THEM DARRYL COME HOME. COME HOME!!!! #they're so Competive Couple. arm wrestles and loud fun arguments and random bets to one up each other #Darryl. a pool of finite patience thats rapidly running dry and Glenn who is stealing it by the bucketful #Catholic vs Stoner Rockstar FIGHT!!!!!!!! #Darryl bicep curling Glenn and the others out if the fire pit was so. GESTURES WILDLY. #They out each other in their place but lovingly. also ive said it before but Glenn has a tongue piercing and Darryl is a simple man. #not tagging this. you cant make me.

[sacersanguis]

Clark: I never thought I'd ever meet anyone who makes me feel the way you do---

Bruce, flustered on the inside but in deadpan voice: Superman, we are on a mission. This is not the time---

Clark: I wanna kiss the ever living fuck out of you while popping out every single bone in your body because atleast then yA WON'T BE RUNNING AROUND WITH A BROKEN ANKLE AND FRACTURED ARM! Bless your heart Batman, but what the FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU----

Bruce: ...

Entire JL on field, hearing this shit through their comms: ...

Dick, fed up with their bullshit: Do you two have to do this every time we have a world ending crisis going on-

#i love the soft wholesome vibes most people write this ship with #but I AM DOWN SO BAD FOR BICKERING LIKE AN OLD COUPLE SASSY BITCHES IN LOVE superbat #both of them are petty little shits and they also respect the other so much #its glorious #i bet dick is tired of witnessing them nag each other for the billionth time over #bet he just yells GET A ROOM YOU TWO #at some point #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #superbat #dc #dick grayson #justice league #the jl is not even bothered anymore #they all either go #MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING #or #THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING🤪 #internally depending on the age spectrum #one side we have shazam aka billy #other side we have diana #kay and her bs rambles~ #clark's not even embarassed to say shit like this out loud anymore

[teruel-a-witch]

you know how steve constantly brings danny up even when he's not around? which is a lot on its own but particularly if he's with someone who doesn't know danny or what exactly their deal is, especially since he openly likens their relationship to a marriage to people he barely knows even. that lead me to this particular what if...

every year steve meets up with his former navy buddies, guys he came up with or trained with or went into battle with, between their schedules and as they get out they always try to make a date and catch up.

every year as they get older they start talking about their girlfriends and then their wives and then their kids, since that's a huge part of what's going on in their lives.

steve talks...about danny. his ohana. danny. gracie. danny and charlie. then eddie and the kids: tani and junior. and danny. his partner always comes up and no one questions it, they are used to not asking.

steve doesn't think much of it, until one time one of the other guys corners him, kinda nervous, and says he wants him to be the first of the group to know that he's gay. of course, steve is touched but he doesn't understand why until the guy explains. 'it was you, talking about your danny, and your kids, and the family you built together, with such love and conviction and no hint of shame, that made me believe i could some day have all of that too. it gave me courage to ask my now fiancé out on a date. we would be honoured to invite you two to the wedding, since you are at least partially responsible. we can only hope we are still as in love after 10 years together as you guys are.'

steve is in shock, but he doesn't have the heart to ruin the guy's beautiful coming out speech by telling him danny and him aren't like that. he lets him continue to assume what everyone else apparently had been doing for years.

except...perhaps, it's time to talk to danny. there would be plenty of opportunities when he comes home and tells his live-in partner why they have a wedding to attend to.

(two years later he's the one handing out save-the-dates)

#mcdanno #h50 headcanons #h50 #h50 scenarios #mcdanno what if #myh50 #i just thought it would be sweet if the obvious love steve and danny have for each other #inspired someone else to come out and take a chance on love #mcdanno love conquers all #hawaii five 0 #steve mcgarrett #oblivious idiots in love #mistaken for a couple mcdanno #did they hook up before or after the wedding? #you decide lol #also their buddies have been assuming they have four kids #also taking bets on who junior is named after #is he steve jr. or danny jr.

[microwavedmetal]

I love canon hilson so much, because either what they're having is queer-platonic (yay), either they're so dysfuntional that when given the choice of directly addressing 15+ years worth of pent up sexual tension or doing a morally/legally ambiguous fuck-up, they'll choose the second option.

#house md #hilson #I like that theyre ambiguous #everything they do in regard of each other is ?????????? #no wonder 3rd parties think theyre together. theyre close but way too fucked up no relationship label works #standard couple would be a gross oversimplification #do they sleep together? do they kiss sometimes? regardless of other canon relationships? who the fuck knows #I bet not even house and wilson know what they want

[inktheblot]

The rotation of Christmas music that plays in the store I work at includes the following:

Any version of “Last Christmas” you could think of and then some, EXCEPT Wham’s

Various people trying to come up with weird new verses to “Jingle Bells”

Joey Ramone’s cover of “What a Wonderful World”

This one cover of “Do You Want To Build a Snowman” that’s sung in like. That specific really breathy way that pop singers do Christmas songs sometimes y’know?

The song from the Victorious Christmas episode

Three songs from the Phineas and Ferb Christmas special

“I Have a Dream” by ABBA except not the ABBA version

- DO YOU REMEMBER THE 25TH NIGHT OF DECEMBER

#there’s also a kind of bizarre country duet cover of let it go #but that one’s in the Normal Everyday music rotation #which is more forgivable to me tbh bc i don’t get people trying to push frozen as a christmassy movie #it is SUMMER in frozen. it being snowy and shit is ACTIVELY A PROBLEM #there’s a couple other pop versions of Disney songs in the normal mix too #anyway #i THINK they might have played hallelujah last year a couple times but I haven’t heard it this year so that’s a win lmao #they also start playing the xmas music literally the day after halloween #but then also it stops the day after xmas instead of dragging into the first week of january or w/e #which I’m sure is a relief for most ppl #I’m the rare retail worker who doesn’t mind/actively enjoys hearing this much xmas music #but some of these choices … bizarre #it’s interesting working at like. a b- or c-list box store #bc I’m assuming it’s harder to get the rights or the budget for certain things the big Big stores do #so we get slightly-off parallel dimension shit like this lmao #inklings #christmas #i feel like the ‘they don’t know X’ meme of the guy at the party also bc I bet most normies don’t recognize the #2000s childrens tv special songs. #and just think it’s some pop bs that never became A Classic #if they’re not tuning it out completely #Christmas Is Starting Now is an absolute banger I’ll have you know.

[sophieswundergarten]

Consider: Sticky, Reynie, and Kate were all probably still losing teeth when the first three books took place

#Ahhhhhhh #They were so SMALL #Thinking about Kate having no idea about the tooth fairy or the silly ceremony surrounding a lost tooth #Until she gets to the circus that is #Because I bet Moocho and the other circus people had a whole ritual for her #And Sticky not believing in a tooth fairy and his parents being unsure how to celebrate him growing up in that small way #So they just. Don't. #And Reynie already having lost a couple of teeth by the time he met Miss Perumal and trying to handle it on his own 'Like An Adult' #But of course she notices when he's missing a tooth and gets him some sort of silly small present #I don't know #It was always a thing in my house growing up #Not a big thing #But a fun little reason to celebrate with a tiny gift or a special treat #Here I am putting my life experiences onto these kids asdfjkjasdf #mbs

[fjordfolk]

Breeder who just had her 2nd ✨accidental✨ double merle litter: Anyway it's no big deal. The double merle bitch I kept from last time produced several conformation champions. She doesn't know she's completely deaf and partially blind with underdeveloped eyes and needs daily eye drops for the rest of her life, so her quality of life is not affected. There is nothing wrong with this picture.

#breeder who has been active for like 20 years: progesterone test said not viable so i just put her with a young male and left them #im not saying she DOES do it on purpose #but this is the 2nd time she puts a bitch in heat with a very young (9m this time) male for like a couple of minutes barely #and gets a double merle out of it #the first time she said there was a crisis and she just threw the male in a pen with the female #and this time she says she just went to get the other dogs out of the car #willing to BET she'll keep a puppy to breed #shes gotten very diligent in dna colour testing lately which is nice and all but yknow #if youre gonna turn around and go happy shruggie about doubles. why do you bother

[amazingdeadfish]

If shadowpuppet were to get married at some point, who would propose? How? And how would the other react? (I use the translate sorry if it's wrong)

Well... Well... Well...

I cannot help but indulge in answering this.

I like to think that if Mayor and Macaque were to somehow how get on good terms again, and actually somehow start dating, they would end up regularly giving gifts to each other.

And by that I basically mean they try to constantly one up each other.

Giving gifts and trying to make it more meaningful and more significant and more extravagant from the one the other hand gave them before. It's a brutal battle that both of them know neither can win. Regardless, they tend to go wild.

At some point, over the years as their relationship develops, they will indeed talk about marriage. Neither of them want to just propose out of the blue. And so both of them agree that the idea of marriage is nice. Because both of them are quite keen on having a ceremony to celebrate the two of them and only the two of them (but it's just mostly Macaque that thought that way. Because he likes the attention. Mayor on the other hand just wants to go wild with planning the wedding).

Now, that's just the establishing information.

The proposal actually happens when Mayor finally decided to buy a ring and pop the question. The 'ultimate gift' if you will. One to top all others and undoubtedly win the little compitition that had lasted for years.

And so on a date night (the setting is up to you), Mayor simply hands Macaque the ring box, and say it's a gift.

Macaque, the dumbass he is, accepts it carelessly and thinks that it's going to be a dumb gift inside the small box. One that would make him laugh. Probably a silly looking enamel pin or, a weird toy that Mayor found at the dollar store that they thought Macaque would find amusing.

And then Macaque opens it and sees the ring.

And then Mayor goes down on one knee and pops the question, amongst lots of frilly words to butter Macaque up. And guess what? Macaque says yes. Why wouldn't he?

How the wedding plays out is up to you to imagine.

But anyways, are they really going to get married though? Perhaps those two aren't actually the type to actually get married through human mortal customs. In fact...

Demonic mates are still an option, right?

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

#ask #this is actually just my interpretation of shadowpuppet in general #no matter the fanfic I like to think this is how the proposal would go down #because I bet Macaque is NOT brave enough to pop the question himself #this dude would rather yeet himself off a cliff than ask the Mayor if they wanted to get married #why do I think that? #I don't actually know #because on the other hand I know that this damned shadow demon would strut down that aisle at the wedding #with Mayor by his side of course #because they go down that path together #also I understand you perfectly so don't worry 👍 #all of what I had written though is so cringe #I bet in reality the proposal would have been much more of a disaster for this toxic yaoi couple

[20000milesabovetheocean]

it’s so entertaining to imagine alder’s point of view of tally’s opinion of her at the end of season one through season two

like, at the end of season one tally does NOT like alder but then alder earns tally’s respect and the whole biddy thing happens, the connection is broken , tally still has that uhhh crush (lmao that fucking infirmary scene 👀)

after the debiddying they only really talk one on one when tally asks to mentor penelope until tally barges into alder’s office in the middle of the night to yell at her

y’know?? i like to imagine she was at least a little bit thrown

#let us not forget that is the same moment alder also finds out tally’s been dreaming her memories #i bet that conversation was a wild ride for alder #sure they saw each other a couple times in passsing if i’m remembering right #but i don’t believe it there was ever enough time for alder to pick up on tally’s change in attitude #tally went from: i missed you so much i feel like a part of me is missing 🥺🥺 #to; who the fuck is nicte batan #also raelle and abigail’s reactions to tally always defending alder after 2x01 to her suddenly being suspicious of everything alder does #is also fun to think about #motherland fort salem #talder #motherland freeform #motherland: fort salem #sarah alder #tally craven #mine

[alchemiclee]

you've heard of cat in the hat, now get ready for

#i've been wanting to give him a stupid name for so long. becasue hes a stupid little guy and its what he deserves (affectionately) #i wasted the name change thing on this lmao i bet i'll come up with somethng better later and regret #i originally gave him a way-too-deep-over-thought-out name and i just didn't like it. he needed a dumb name i could laugh at. its necessary #genshin #genshin impact #scaramouche #wanderer #genshin scaramouche #genshin wanderer #genshins #honestly “Hat Guy” inspired me to do this lmao he truly does deserve a dumb name 🤣 #i wish we could gain one extra name changer just in case my brain has a better idea even though ive thought about this since... #before he was released? because i saw leaks that said we name him. and even then i couldn't think of anything good #the original name i gave him after the quest was a couple names i saw others suggest that i squished together #but in the end it didnt suit him imo. i was right that a dumb name suits him lmaao but im sure theres better ones out there #if YOU see this post and read all my rambling tags and if you also named your wanderer a silly dumb name you must reply and tell me!!!!!! #i either need genshin friends to share my genshin nonsense with or i need to post more random genshin posts here and pretend i have friends #* #lee screenshots

[unproduciblesmackdown]

spontaneous dig for marble hornets gamers from this decade < ago event, i guess aptly everyone seemed pretty elusive in the limited documentation but they were ready for "sickos show up for their sick little mask purchases" it seems

#how many Official(tm) Used(tm) marble hornets masks were ever auctioned off? i would bet half or 2/3 were obtained thusly lol #marble hornets #a little pre [Quite common to have phones w/good cameras] a little pre [consistent usage of social media that's now readily findable] #iirc people were ready to pool money here....menaces! #they might've taken that picture because of the previous year's auction....when it was Just Me #& i bought the MH mask for i believe $94....the highest selling item by far; other top sellers were maybe like more around $20 or $30 #and that next year (pictured) an event employee was saying they remembered me winning it the prev year b/c of the price #and my enthusiasm afterwards in apparently being visibly like [hell yes] lmfao. there weren't a ton of pics in this album of Bidders #so i'm saying like lol lmao if that was the precedent like ah classic the sickos and their mask bids; get a pic of that #think it went for something in the $70s that time #like my experience buying the proper alex kralie american eagle outfitters discontinued hoodie off ebay a couple of times lol #a better fitting one that i got for a lot less.... #pounced on the first one encountered though like hardly guaranteed that you'll see another listing again #Just Like Behind The Scenes Marble Hornets where they had to delay a video for like weeks b/c they had to find a new one lol. f

[vvitchering]

Have some mando ficlet where Din and Paz have a conversation they won’t be allowed to have in the show

I know we’re not gonna get anything like this because this season is allergic to any kind of personal dialogue or introspection but I think it would be great if Din and Paz got to chat for a while.

Maybe Paz invites Din to come spar with him. He doesn’t know the full story, no one does, the Armorer deemed the specifics of Din’s blasphemy unimportant. But Din is back now. Redeemed. Darksaber still swinging on his belt. Paz has some complicated feelings about that still but Din beat him fair and square and so goddamn honorably that it’s water under the bridge.

And now Bo-Katan Kryze is the one walking the line for them. Something doesn’t sit right about that with Paz, even if Din doesn’t seem bothered.

So they spar. In between blows, Din tells him his story. Finding out the child is a Jedi. The Empire’s plot to capture him and use him for cruel experiments. All the people Din met along the way willing to put their lives at risk for him and his child.

Din losing the child.

The horrible choice to remove his helmet that was never really a choice at all because not doing so would have resulted in the death of his foundling. His child. His son.

Their reunion cut short by another impossible choice to let his child embrace his own heritage.

The months spent alone and aimless, seeing less and less point in being careful or cautious because what did it truly matter anymore? Dar’manda. Soulless, blasphemer, apostate.

The tiniest glimmer of hope in an old legend promising redemption. Again, there was never really a choice.

Paz knows the rest.

Din lands a hit and the sound of struck armor rings out around them. He looks up, startled at Paz allowing such an obvious strike past his guard.

“I misjudged you.” Paz says.

“This is the wa—“

“No. This is…unfair. What was done to you was excessive. Cruel.”

Din is silent. He’s been quiet since his return, like he’s afraid to call any attention to himself. Nothing like the strong willed pain-in-the-ass beroya Paz remembers.

“The Armorer says Bo-Katan walks in both worlds now. That she will be the one who unites our people.” Paz gestures at Din’s side, where the darksaber rests. “That weapon says otherwise.”

“I didn’t want any of this.” Din finally says, so softly Paz barely hears it.

“Maybe not. But is this not a cause worth your effort? The people won’t follow a false prophet.”

“I’m—I’m no prophet. I’m not special, I’m not anyone important. I don’t want to lead.”

“That is exactly why you should, Djarin. You walked between worlds. You possess the darksaber. You gave up your soul in service of your foundling and then risked your life for mine.”

“I am no one.”

“You are Mand’alor,” Paz punctuates his statement with a salute, rapping his vambrace against his chest. The resulting ring of beskar striking beskar echoes around them.

“And I will follow wherever you lead.”

#eh here’s this because I desperately need these characters to SPEAK TO EACH OTHER #the mandalorian #mando s3 #the mandalorian spoilers #mine #anyway I think we need more Paz in this show now #I might clean this up some and add a couple more things later #cause I forgot Paz also owes Din an apology for being shitty in tbobf #HE might consider it water under the bridge but I bet Din still thinks about it #I also have not written anything in a solid year so if this reads weird I’m sorry lmao;;;;;;

[groundbreakingdot872]

If I had a nickel for every time someone makes Gwen leave the room to “get water”, for them to then perform magic I’d have three nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s still weird that it happened three times…

#bbc merlin #guinevere pendragon #literally!! I’ve been counting and the writers sure loved to use ‘water’ as Gwen’s cue to leave the room #first: Edwin made Gwen leave the room in ‘a remedy to cure all ills’ she was sus 🤨 but she still left #two: in ‘poisoned chalice’ Gaius had Gwen leave so he could try to cure Merlin #thrice!!: in ‘Lamia’ Merlin asks Gwen and a couple of others leave the room so he could heal the sick people aka perform magic ;) #it’s funny I bet Gwen was highly suspicious by their cues #wondering if that was the signal from sorcerer to sorcerer meaning I have to do some illegal magic do you mind lmao #bbc gwen #guinevere

[swordmaid]

act 1 shri’iia/astarion dynamic where she just walks away every time he tries to hit on her makes me cackle. love pressing the leave option anytime it’s available with her bc I imagine the moment she senses someone is abt to beg for her help (for free????) or someone is gonna clown on her she just straight up leaves 😭😭

#i have to draw early act 1 shri’iia….. first couple of days she is more reclusive and quiet bc she’s figuring out what she should do and if #she can trust these people or not… also she is so scared and paranoid out of her mind she can’t even trance properly #and she can’t communicate well either she’s not fluent in the surface language so there’s a lot of frustration and fear from her …. #only in the third day where she has a better grasp of the situation and the other’s characters that she starts to play up her persona #bc if she doesn’t know how to get back and sticking w the herd is her best bet of survival… she might as well start using these people and #getting them in her side just in case something happens .. she can always get rid of them when they’re not useful anymore 🤭 #<- was her line of thought but somewhere down in the underdark lolth is like girl are you fucking stupid #shut up about bg3.