#i can't go to google translate because it's shitty

[winniethewife]

Sheets to the wind (Miguel O’hara X reader)

Part 1 Part 3 Part 4

Warnings: Angst, Alcohol consumption, alcoholism, google translate Spanish.

This is not a problem if I don't want it to stop Can't call it a problem if I never let a play drop This is not a problem, it's convincin' that it's not (oh) Don't call it a problem, it's the only thing that I still got

Miguel paced the floor in his pent house. What had he done? Why did he say that? What was he thinking? He wasn’t obviously. He thought about calling her. But what was he going to say? He can’t figure out a way to apologize for this. It’s not long until he’s three sheets to the wind again, sitting on the floor as he holds the bottle in one hand, his phone in the other, her contact up, should he call her again? Just to prove her right? He doesn’t know.

She on the other hand wasn’t doing much better, sitting with her head between her legs at the foot of her bed after finding the bottom of the bottle of her own liquor of choice. He doesn’t need her. That’s a new low even for Miguel. She knows he’s not a usually nice guy, just ask anyone who works with him, but for some stupid reason she got it in her head that he actually wanted to spend time with her. A ridiculous notion she thinks at this point. He doesn’t have friends. This all hurt too much. That’s when her phone buzzed. She picks it up. A text from Miguel…

“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said that.”

“So, sorry you said it, but you meant it.”

“Bebeita…”

“Thought so.”

Well she figured that out fast. Miguel leans his head back and tried to figure out what to even say. He can’t lie. He doesn’t know why he has such a hard time letting people in, why he uses her kind nature to his advantage when he’s drunk. Knowing she will come to help him when he’s like this, no one else would, and he takes that and uses it. One day she just wasn’t going to answer anymore. And it’s probably going to be soon if he keeps fucking it up like this.

“Please Hermosa. I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

“Newton’s third law.”

“qué?”

“Every action has an equal and opposite reaction”

“How is that relevant?”

“You did something I reacted. Ta-da”

“I don’t understand”

“Whatever I’m not going to try to explain it.” She sends off that response before putting her phone off to the side and sighing. What was the point of this conversation? More proof that he didn’t care enough to make a real effort? She falls back on the bed and stares at the ceiling, she hears her phone go off a couple more times but she doesn’t look. It’s not worth it.

“Look, I know I fucked this up. I want to make it up you.”

“Por favor Hermosa.”

Miguel waits for a response but after he doesn’t get one for a few minutes he sighs. He doesn’t even know how he was going to make it up to her. He tried to remember if he even knows what kind of flowers she likes, does she wear gold or silver jewelry? Would she even accept a gift from him? For all the years she’s been helping him out of shitty situations does he actually know a damn thing about her? Not really. He feels like an asshole. And an idiot.

Miguel looks at the bottle in his hand again. He could get sober. He could try to stop drinking. That would be something. He shakes his head. Stopping would be admitting this was a problem, this wasn’t a problem. He takes another drink. This was dumb. He watches the sun start to rise over the city. This wasn’t dumb. She meant something to him. He just wasn’t good enough for her, he shouldn’t have been worth her time drunk, but sober he was a monumental waste of time. Just a troubled man with more trauma then sense. Not to mention everything that was wrong with him because of the mutations. Claws, fangs, his eyes? He was a monster.  He puts away the liquor bottle as he goes to try to sleep this buzz off, and the inevitable hangover after.

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Masterlist

#miguel o'hara #across the spiderverse #atsv #miguel x reader #miguel spiderverse #atsv miguel #miguel spiderman #angst #Spotify

[hesbuckcompton-baby]

Fic writer interview

Thank you to @regseekings for the tag!!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

5

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

214,265

3. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Nādrēsy hen Lys (The Bastard of Lys) - House of The Dragon

First of Her Name - Game of Thrones

Just Come Home - Band of Brothers

I'm Your Man - Masters of The Air

I Stayed There - The Pacific

4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I love responding to comments!! I'm so profoundly grateful whenever people like my writing enough to comment, so as long as I can think of something to say I always try to reply 😂

5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

I think all of the fics I've managed to finish have had happy endings so far 😂 I've only published OC fics and I'm too emotionally attached to them to give them sad endings

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

For me I think my happiest ending so far has been the ending of Just Come Home because it just felt so EARNED. Valerie went through so much and being able to give her the life she'd long given up hoping for was really lovely

7. Do you write crossovers?

Not yet!

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

I've never had a proper hate comment - I suspect it might be because I'm writing for fandoms and pairings that are a bit niche so not enough people are reading them to hate them 😂

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Nope! It's not something I feel comfortable with

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Once again, not to my knowledge

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Nope! I think my writing process is a bit too chaotic to do with other people 😂

13. What’s your all-time favourite ship?

In terms of my own fanfic, I've only written OC x character ships, but I think the couple that's closest to my heart out of all the ones I've written is Ron and Val - that fic is so special to me in so many ways, and I'll always love them

14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

I hope to finish ALL my wips so I'm not putting this out there 😂 gotta keep the energy going!

15. What are your writing strengths?

I'm honestly not sure? I remember @latibvles told me once that she thought I was good at writing character relationships, so I think I'll go with that! I can't really judge what I'm best at, I just know what I enjoy most

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

Sometimes I do really struggle with dialogue - I think I can struggle to think of what to say next and it ends up with my scenes being really short 😂

17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I only speak English, I have absolutely zero fluency in anything else, so it's something I try to avoid. I have written characters who speak other languages, but I usually end up just italicising their dialogue and describing what language they're supposed to be speaking 😂. Unless I have someone on hand who can translate for me, I prefer doing it that way, as I have zero trust in Google translate to actually do its job properly

18. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

God I have absolutely nooo idea. If I had to guess, I think I was writing shitty Harry Potter fanfic when I was like 11, I'm not sure if I did anything before that, but I certainly wasn't posting fanfic publicly until I started this blog

19. What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to?

I haven't written for Bernard DeMarco and my new OC Susie yet, but they're definitely coming!!

20. What’s your favourite fic you’ve written?

Just Come Home is sooo close to my heart that I have to say that - I think a lot of the people who have been following me for a while now are here because of that, and the little community of support I built up whilst writing it was so lovely

Tagging: @latibvles @xxluckystrike @basilone @trenchenjoyer @softspeirs @mercurygray

#tagged

[rockitmans]

Blaine Anderson Vs Valentine's Day (2/14)

Summary: Blaine drunk posts on his Instagram asking for a date for Valentine's Day. He gets one.

Notes: Written for the @klaineccfanficlibrary Valentine Challenge. Today's song is You're My Inspiration by Chicago

Warnings: Google Translate (me not the boys)

Read on AO3 or below

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Tina is true to her word. She comes and makes him pancakes and wraps him in a blanket and coos at him before immediately confiscating his phone. She apparently knows his pin because she unlocks it without asking. Blaine makes a token noise of protest. 

"Don't worry. I'll handle this," Tina says. 

Blaine is worried. "I can't expose you to all that, T," he says sincerely. "People are disgusting."

"Blaine. I'm a twenty seven year old woman that has spent a non zero amount of time on dating sites. I promise you it will be nothing I haven't seen before." She glances at the screen. "Oh, Jesus Christ."

"I told you!" Blaine cries, exasperated. 

"It's not that." Tina glares at him. "I can't believe you still have the post up." She waves the phone at him and Blaine gets a glimpse of himself, bedroom eyes and all. Tina looks at it too. "You actually look really good in this picture."

"Thank you?"

"But you need to delete it. I hate Sebastian but you can't set your tweenage fans on him. He'll probably go crazy and do something absolutely wild. And then you'll end up in one of those stupid articles like on Buzzfeed. 'Guy Makes Post Begging For Valentine's Date And You Won't BELIEVE What Happens Next'."

"What happens next is that my best friend is mean to me," Blaine says petulantly. "And there's no point deleting it. It's already Out There. Probably already been screen shotted and shared on Twitter and had someone doing like body language analysis of my picture on Tik Tok. The wheels are off."

Tina sighs. "Maybe you can pass it off as satire? A statement about the commercialization of Valentine's Day and how it's perfectly fine to be alone actually." 

Blaine's head is throbbing. He’s way too hungover for this. "Of course it's fine to be alone. Coffee?" 

"Yeah," Tina says absently, tapping away. Blaine feels real fear for about the fourth time that day but he leaves her to it. He's probably already going to have to delete his entire account and move to The Philippines. His mother's family will take him in. He loves his cousins. He could do it. 

He makes a pot of coffee and by the time he's taken a few fortifying sips, he feels strong enough to peek over Tina's shoulder again. She seems to have abandoned the idea of damage control, which is probably lucky because the uncharitable side of him suspects she would only make it significantly worse. Instead she’s working through his DMs, deleting anything with penis in it without even flinching. Blaine feels a pang of real fondness for her. 

"You're an angel," Blaine sighs. “The meaning in my life. My inspiration.”

“Alright, calm down,” Tina says but she smiles. “Dumbass.”

Blaine gratefully closes his eyes. As much as he and Tina mock each other, he doesn't honestly know what he'd do without her. And she's probably right about one thing. He should delete the post. He'll just do a standard Instagram apology acknowledging fault, ask his fans not to harass Sebastian, and wait for it to all blow over. 

Tina laughs beside him and Blaine cracks an eyelid. "What is it? A weird one?"

"Nah," she says, passing him his phone. "A good one."

hummelbrag wants to send you a message

Roses are often red

'Di Fara' means 'To Do'

I've double checked my personal list

And all that's on it is you 

Now that I have your attention with that work of honest artistry, I just wanted to say sorry about Sebastian. But also good riddance. He gave the impression of being a gay Trump supporter and you don't need that kind of negative energy in your life. 

Regardless, being cheated on absolutely sucks and as much as Valentine's Day is overdone, it's a particularly shitty time of year to have it happen (speaking as someone who will be Sad and Alone this Valentine's Day) . Good for you for calling him out and good for us to get that picture of you 😉. Dreamy AND talented. You will find someone more worthy in no time.

Blaine reads it twice. In all the noise of the last day or two, he’s kind of put his feelings about Sebastian’s infidelity aside. But it’s good to have someone acknowledge how horrible it actually is. And it’s all mixed with the ego boost of being blatantly flirted with. He barely knows what to think. He glances at Tina.

"He wants to do you," she points out helpfully. 

"Yes I got that. But I think that's a joke," Blaine says. “To get my attention apparently."

“It looks like it’s worked,” Tina teases.

“Hmm.”

"He did also say you're dreamy." 

"He did," Blaine admits. He looks at the message a third time. It's kind of funny and sweet all at once. He's quite clearly learned nothing from any of this because a very large part of him wants to respond. "I should probably have my social media powers taken away from me."

Tina makes a non committal noise and pours herself some coffee. Blaine takes the moment to click through to hummelbrag's profile and his jaw quite literally drops. The profile claims the name Kurt Hummel and that Kurt is an assistant editor at Vogue, both of which Blaine registers dimly, but also pales in comparison to just how gorgeous the guy is. 

Kurt's pictures are more posed than Blaine's. He clearly works hard on angles and lighting to best show off the clothes he's talking about. And the result is that he looks completely stunning in all of them. 

"He must be a catfish," Blaine says. "No one this attractive would be flirting with me through Instagram DMs. That's just not my life." 

Tina grabs his phone and whistles through her teeth. "Yeah, he's pretty hot. But he's got too many followers to be some random catfish. Maybe you should reply to him."

"I would love friends that didn't actively encourage awful decision making," Blaine grumbles, thinking about how on board Sam had been about the original post. Which was clearly terrible. 

"If he's a freak you can just block him," Tina points out. "What's the worst that can happen?"

"A phrase that obviously only precedes the best things," Blaine says drily. He slides his phone back into his pocket. "Thanks, T but let's watch a movie or something. I just want to forget about it for a while."

#fic: ba vs valentine's day #my fic #klaine fanfic #klaine fic

[juriyuki]

VegasPete and Daemi's miscalculated move in crafting Vegas' character development

So I read the new VegasPete chapter through the sad mtl called Google Translate this evening and my blood was boiling through the whole chapter.

However now I've calmed down and thought about what has made me this mad for 2 hours? I finally figured it out.

Personally the main reason why I'm hating the new VegasPete story that much is because Daemi gave us the story of them visiting Pete's grandma and the Christmas special chapter first.

Cuz these two stories, for me, are where Vegas character development reached its peak. We see Vegas as a changed man, the sweet guy who loves Pete above everything. Then, boom! The new chapter came out.

Like if those chapters didn't happened first, and we just read about Vegas waking up from coma, starting a new chapter with Pete and Venice, agreeing with Porsche to take Korn down and then read the new chapter, the disappointment I felt in Vegas won't be this big.

Cuz even if Vegas had profoundly confessed his love for Pete in their final showdown with the main family, I would know he was still the bipolar psychopath at his core and he couldn't completely changed his nature in a blink just because he liked Pete or Pete liked him back.

So I would have seen his actions of the stupid non-con sex (I'm not saying this is acceptable or anything such) or leaving Pete in pool of blood as just, you know, the usual Vegas being Vegas again and hope for his character to regret the actions he took and develop better in the future.

But in reality, because the above mentioned two stories had to be happened first that now I felt more hurt about his actions while reading the new chapter.

So, yeah in conclusion, this is just my rant about how Daemi should haven't given us the changed Vegas first, only to throw away all those character development he had gotten and revert him back to the old shitty one in the new chapter. Vegas can still take down Korn together with Porsche without him needing to be this asshole bastard to Pete.

We want ruthless, unforgiving mafia head Vegas (who is very soft to Pete) with equally badass Pete next to him, trying to get rid of Korn. But, no, we can't just have all these nice things in this world, and instead got this unsexy and stupid non-con shit with Porsche shooting Pete as extra spice, huh? I want to know what's going in Daemi's minds?

Also seriously, learn how BDSM works, Daemi! I'm getting tiredly of Vegas chaining Pete every chance he gets without Pete's consent!

Another thing, can you make Porsche and Vegas to not to get along? Cuz everytime these two work together, they became the walking hazard to everyone around them.

#kinnporsche the novel #vegaspete #vegas kornwit theerapanyakun #pete phongsakorn #kinnporsche #daemi

[radellama]

Fanfiction "Would you rather?"

Tagged by @future-dregs , yours were so fun to read and I got a bit rambly but had fun answering too!

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Friends to lovers, or enemies to lovers?

Friends to lovers, definitely. I'd rather not have animosity and troubled backgrounds that add baggage to the relationship, it's frustrating for everyone. Unless it's a very rare case of well done enemies to friends to lovers slowburn.

Be forced to watch a terrible movie adaptation of your favorite fanfic, or an amazing adaptation of your least favorite fanfic?

Amazing adaptation. If something like Harry Potter can be decent movies with THAT kind of source material, you can do anything. I think I've already seen enough terrible fanfic movies with all these shitty 'franchise reboots/sequels' so. Yeah. looking at you star trek and resi

A more fun question for me would be which one I'd have to direct, my favourite fic with too much upper management meddling and ruining it, or adapting a source material I hate but with mostly free reign over how I go about it - to which I'd still go for the one I hate cause I'll work through it with pure, hard boiled spite and turn it into something good LMAO

Read fanfic chapters backwards, last to first, or read them as parsed from google translate?

Backwards, but I'm taking the assumption that each chapter is in order and I'm reading the chapter order backwards, not each word of each chapter backwards as well.

Consume every fanfic as an audiobook read by a monotone narrator, or have to read every fanfic on a tiny printed piece of paper written in yellow highlighter?

I can't fucking read yellow highlighter and I already watch enough of that monotone shit on YouTube when I'm studying/drawing, easy win to monotonous reading.

Get a tattoo on your body of every fanfic title you read, or never read fanfic again?

Tattoos. Just get a good artist and make a kind of design out of how all the titles are placed, make em tiny so you got room for more, and off ya go.

Vampire AU or Werewolf AU?

Vampire! But good ones please lol. Werewolves are fun too but a lot of what I've read is too bland-angst or unfunny crack, and vampires just appeal to me more

Get sold to a boy band, or be stuck in a time loop with your love interest?

Time loop! There's some really nice episodes of shows that have time loops (I'm mainly thinking star trek but I'm SURE I've seen other time loop episodes) so I'd be interested to see how that'd go with different stakes and have it be relationship oriented/character driven instead of in massive high stakes must save the world lol

Kill your favorite character, or marry your least favorite character?

I MEAN.... CT already gives you the option. I can just do that. I've also jokingly already been married and divorced to the annoying shit head from CT as well, but I don't think it counts cause I love to hate him. Dunno. If eventual divorce is an option maybe I'd get married, cause I can already kill

Meet your love interest in a coffe shop AU or a college AU?

Really depends on what we're studying. If it's my current major, that could be kinda funny. Making short films with these constraints and pretty much no budget is insane, and I'm even more so. It'd surely be interesting. Also tbh I don't go to coffee shops because I don't like the smell and they're always loud as fuck and I don't even drink coffee to begin with soooo......

Have your fic history leaked, or never read another fanfic again?

Fuck it. No shame. I've read some shit and it'd be a bit nostalgic to see what I read way back in the day cause some were fun (most the fics are lost or got deleted) but most of it is cringe LMAO

Be able to read amazing fanfiction but it always has an mpreg plot twist, or only read bad fanfiction for the rest of your life?

Listen. If it's amazing, mpreg could be good. I just don't like seeing weird mpreg that feels fetishy and not well done. Plus if this means cool trans rep in fics, sign me up I'll get over my own personal discomforts. Also will it stay a plot twist if it's in EVERY fic I read? That's just overdoing the trope with no innovation

Gay ships or straight ships?

Honestly I prefer The Gays ™ cause at least back in the day, when did we ever get shit. It was all queer baiting or villain characters or bury your gays. But! If it's written well I honestly couldn't care less, I'd take an interesting het ship over a bland gay one any day

Ship a rarepair with almost no content, or a pair with lots of content but almost all of it is cracky nightmare smut?

Haha both of these are reality 🙃🙃 I mean, I made an OC to ship with my favourite dude (almost no content cause I'm da only one making shit) BECAUSE all the other fics with my man were fucking gross. Not even funny cracky nightmare smut just straight up. Enemies that are together but not really lovers, taking advantage of power imbalances, incest, and straight up being disrespectful and blurring lines of consent and all of it feeling wildly ooc. YUCK NO THANKS I'LL STAY IN MY CORNER WITH MY OC AND CONTINUE MAKING DUMB MEME COMICS AND ATTEMPTING THE NICE FIC

See your OTP shatter years after their happily ever after, or never have the happily ever after happen in the first place? 

Hmmmm..... Well considering my oc ship I mentioned previously ALREADY HAS a betrayal and break up with ambiguous ending in mind for their 'canon' fic, I might have to go with the first one. Cause it can be done well and having that reflection of all the good times together being only memories can be so bittersweet... Though I'm up for reading a good one that explores never having gotten together. Any otp I'll read either if it's good

Read a poorly written but complete fanfic, or a literary masterpiece last updated June 2013?

Listen. I've already read some masterpieces that haven't updated since earlier than that. I still think about a lot of abandoned fics all the time. If it's good and I have to live with it being incomplete I'll take it

Read SSSS++++ tier smut with almost 11k words, or 70k words worth of fluff?

Both, if they're both well written. But tbh I'll take the smut if it's that good

Read only alternate universe fanfics, or only canon fanfics?

Considering I get a little inwardly pissy when I see some utterly whacky ooc stuff, I'd rather take the aus, cause then if people feel too ooc for me it's just an au lol..I know the point of fanfic is that you can do whatever but also, if you're doing a canon/canon adjacent fic, I prefer when they're taken seriously. I know that's pretentious as fuck and definitely of the 'you will never understand these characters like I do' shit but. Aus are so much easier to enjoy cause so many people have weird interpretations that'll piss me off way more if they're trying to pass it as canon...

Introduce fanfics to your normie friend with an ongoing smut fic with great writing, or a complete fluff fic with terrible writing?

Great writing. Nothing wrong with some smut if it's really good, no need to be prudish. And honestly, if the normie friend is REALLY against it, I could just create a censored version for them and snip out the smut scenes.

Read your NOTP with all your favorite tropes and perfect characterization, or your OTP with tropes you despise and inconsistent characterization?

Notp done well for sure. If it's that good and in character with good plot and tropes, it could be fun. Dunno if it'll change my mind on it being notp lol but I'd rather that than have to read those shitty fics for my man all over again lol.. Already been through that don't make me do it again

Read a fic with an interesting concept but very poor writing, or read a fic with an uninteresting concept with really good writing?

I've already read plenty of both. Some fic authors are just able to make the most mundane things compelling, and some are still honing their skill but clearly have the passion, and both are fun to read. Don't really have a preference here, I'd probably just go on whatever is recommended to me/piques my interest first lol

Have a major character death, or have a bed sharing scene but it's a ship you hate?

Both lol, I don't really care. I'd be mildly curious about how others characterise the ship I hate, and major character deaths can be very interesting and help create some fascinating dynamics and character driven moments. Actually maybe I'd lean more towards character death

Read a fanfic that has consistent grammar and spelling mistakes, or one that the characters are wildly different than canon?

Grammar and spelling mistakes. I'm taking this as 'wildly different to canon but trying to make a canon fic,' in which case it's a massive no thanks. If it's a crack au or clearly meant to be silly, I don't mind, but grammar and spelling aren't that bad

Every fanfic includes Jackson Wang, or every fanfic includes at least one NSFW moment?

Fucking .. Jackson Wang... I've already been in the dark days where I read Kpop fic and every other fic he'd be there anyway and sometimes it's the most random thing... He's a nice enough dude irl but now I'm older and have different fandoms to actually read I realise I'm rather uncomfortable reading fics of irl people, no matter what the mental gymnastics I might've used to justify back in the day. So I'll take the nsfw thanks

Read the most absolutely messed up dead dove with your most wholesome otp, or subject yourself to 100,000 words of your NOTP all written in a solid block with no punctuation and horrible grammar?

Dead dove. I can take that, I'm fucked in the head anyway and might really enjoy it. Spelling and grammar being poor I can deal with, but a solid block? Even of a ship I do like? No thanks that's going to make my head cave in

Have the power to read every fanfic in existence, or have the power to make any ship canon?

All da fanfic, and please have part of that be that I remember the titles and where to find them LMAO. Unless we're talking about turning my oc ship canon in a game mod.... Coders hmu I have ideas to make this a reality

Have your OTP get together in canon but one of them dies in a tragic way, or all members of your OTP survive but get together with other people?

Hmmmm.... Really depends on what ship it is. And the context. I'd take either cause they're both great angst.. I am trying to think of what I'd lean towards but it really feels split down the middle for me lol

Read a cringy 70 chapter Harry Styles mafia AU, or a highschool Kpop AU y/n fic horrible grammar?

Already read those cringe kpop high school aus with next to no grammar and I'll fucking do it again. I don't care for Harry Styles at all lol

Accidentally send your boss a super detailed smut fic, or read a super detailed smut fic about your boss?

Read one, I can keep that to myself. Yeah maybe the first couple days/weeks after I read it will be hard not to laugh or something, but I'll get over it I can be professional.

Read smut fanfic aloud to your parents, or submit fanfic to the employer of your dream job?

I MEAN....... I'M STUDYING TO MAKE MOVIES RN AND IF IT'S MAKING A SCREENPLAY FOR AN ALREADY EXISTING FRANCHISE THAT'S TECHNICALLY FIC!??? I dunno if making movies is my ~dream job~ but I've always wanted to be creative and make stories so. Easy. Also if I make movies or whatever and there's a sex scene in it that's really similar to reading a smut scene to them anyway..

Pine after an oblivious love interest, or be the oblivious love interest being pined after?

Mutual oblivion 🙈🙈 🤯💥

jk, I think both have their interesting qualities, I can't really say. What about being oblivious to the fact that you're pining??

Hanahaki disease, or your soulmates first words to you tattooed on your body (and they're really stupid)?

Ummm... I don't really read soulmates aus all that often. Hanahaki has a really cool aesthetic to it but all the fics seem the same, and tattoo ones... Like once you meet, what's next? I'd probably say hanahaki just for the aesthetic and fingers crossed it's interesting and not bland tragedy porn, or I'd just ask for a better soulmates au LMAO

Be an Alpha, Beta, or Omega in omegaverse?

I've never read any of these kinds of fics so I dunno. I'll be whatever is funniest or provides the most compelling plot

Read a fanfic where the characters turn into furries, or a fanfic where the characters all get pregnant?

Nothing wrong with furries, could be fun. Lowkey interested in what's caused everyone to get pregnant, like is it just slice of life and EVERYONE is pregnant, like men women and all inbetween alike? Or is it a sci-fi or fantasy where there's some magic/science bullshit? It could be interesting? And tbh I have a few scenes in a fic I'm writing with sci-fi bs for some characters getting pregnant but it's coming from a body horror perspective so? If it's a cool premise I probably wouldn't care about everyone being pregnant?

Be able to resurrect dead fics, or have the power to create of plethora of new fics effortlessly?

So uh. This is the choice between resurrecting dead fics or actually having the time to write my 20+ aus just for ct? That I could even write fics for other fandoms? This is easy I wanna finish writing my fucking fics babbbeeeyyy

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Tagging @stillmoveforward @hellishgoat @fanimefreak @kanonavi @dishesoap @nyx4 and anyone else I'm forgetting if ya wanna do it. No pressure to it you don't want to either

#tag game #future dregs #this was so fun hehehe #i need to finish writing my first chapter and actually post while I've still got a bit left of my holidays lol

[at-the-end-of-days]

Hurricane Hilary

Many would consider it extremely poor taste to comment on an upcoming natural disaster as being related to anything other than an act of nature. Some don't even like referring to them as an act of Gd. And who can blame them?

Cancer?

Act of Gd.

Aids Crisis?

The gays pissed off Gd.

That everything bad happens for a reason, and that it's divine intervention, and when it happens to "bad" people, it's karmic, it's deserved. When it happens to "good" people, it's "Gd's plan," or "Gd is testing you." It's never a random occurrence. Shitty things can't happen to "good" people, it's for a reason! As if all of us don't know the sweetest, kindest person who's been dealt an awful hand, and The Worst Person Ever who's never had to deal with anything half as bad.

While I do personally believe that things can and do happen for a reason? That we're tested in how we react to things around us? That our reactions, how we handle difficulties, are tests we all have to go through. But that sometimes, too, things just happen. Like in Oregon Trail. You have things that have to happen... and then difficulties that are randomly generated. Without rhyme or reason.

Now, that said.

I wanted to discuss this.

So, San Andreas fault line. Massive earthquake risk that runs through California. It's not end-the-world bad like the super volcano in a specific U.S. national park (which apparently has had its fuel source slowly moved for a while so uncertain if it will ever go off at such catastrophic levels again?) but it's bad enough to kill very many people and ruin very many areas.

So, will a hurricane trigger a once-in-a-lifetime major catastrophe?

Well if you can't tell yet, this blog has a ~theme~ about it. A general sense of paranoia that follows me in my day-to-day life because I keep having dreams of a few second intervals that hold absolutely nothing of relevance except to show me an exact shot of something I look at years after the dream occurs. No, they have not been of anything useful, certainly not the end of days, mostly just myself in my classes until I finished school. Though I am waiting for the car accident I dreamed of. It's never more than a few seconds at a time.

That said.

Do I think the San Andreas fault will be triggered by Hurricane/Tropical Storm Hilary?

Well let's check our scripture.

We know that earthquakes are supposed to happen at the end of times.

Jesus said, "There will be famines, pestilences, and earthquakes in various places," according to Matthew 24:7, the exact phrasing of which (diverse places for example) differs according to which translation and version you follow. Well, we also don't know if such things will happen in THAT order. We know that not all fields have been pollinated this year - google Missouri - because use of pesticides are wiping out a LOT of insects, including pollinators. Famine has been widespread, but in very specific areas (see Africa, and the Middle East). I don't think that counts as "various places" unless the "various places" extends to all three, not just earthquakes. But famine IS coming. See the ongoing grain shortage... the rising prices in Egypt... fields going unpollinated. And Hurricane/Tropical storm Hilary WILL affect produce in California in one way or another.

But we've yet to see "pestilences" be on the rise... Covid-19 was... bad. I got covid myself, and it affected me for over a year. But it was a singular disease, despite the multiple strands. So that's coming.

And something vague and horrible will happen in Israel. So sure, the San Andreas could go off, just like we had that horrible earthquake in Turkey. Columbia's also had some earthquakes, on 8/7/2023, though they haven't had much coverage.

As far as 2023 goes, most of the big earthquakes have happened offshore.

But none, none compare to Turkey.

And I think that the San Andreas fault going off? Wouldn't be a low rumble in a diverse place. It would be massive. And I suppose that Jesus never claimed what type of Earthquakes would be going off in diverse places, whether strong or weak. Just that... they'd happen.

In Revelations, the 6th seal promises a massive earthquake. After war, after famine, after plague and the wild beasts of the earth. So we see overlap with what's promised by Jesus (famine, pestilence), but also other signs (war, earthquakes).

And then the 6th seal.

A GREAT earthquake. The others weren't "great." Revelations 6, the new international version, 6:12-14.

"I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake. the sun turned black like sackcloth made of goat hair, the whole moon turned blood red, and the stars in the sky fell to earth, as figs drop from a fig tree when shaken by a strong wind. the heavens receded like a scroll being rolled up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place."

So this... sounds like a chain reaction of earthquakes. And San Andreas, when it goes off, is likely to trigger other earthquakes.

So no, I don't think that Hurricane Hilary is LIKELY (but all is possible through Gd) to trigger the fault.

Because we know when total solar eclipses will happen.

The next one over America? Scheduled for October 14, 2023.

And as we know, total solar eclipses are not visible all over the world.

But the next total solar eclipse over Israel? Where Gd's people are?

August 2nd, 2027. Directly over Jerusalem.

But sure, maybe the Dead Sea Fault will erupt, and cause a chain reaction from there. But this is of course, just my opinion.

#christianity #revelations #at the end of days #link #youtube #video #Youtube

[akane171]

😭😭😭😭 "YOU WERE MY BROTHER, ANAKIN, I LOVED YOU!" "I HATE YOU!" 😭😭😭😭🙈 Please excuse me while I go ugly sob over this tragic BROTP all over again😭😭😭😭😭🙈 They have best and worst kind of dynamics though it all🙈😍😭 *crying noises*

True true😂 Tho only angst with no happiness or only happiness before (e.g. Anakin and Obi-Wan's friendship) leaves ugly never fading scars😭😭😭🙈

Ohhh, that's actually really cool that there's an explicit distinction between the kind of tales🤔😍 I haven't heard of such a distinction in any other language yet, just general differentiations of terms according to exact content (e.g. does it include Animals or is it based on real life etc)🤔 And haha, Yess, the terms *do* "sound" cool😍🙈 Maybe the fairy thing is because their ancient tales had fairies in them? I don't even know, your guess is as good as mine🤷🏻‍♀️😅

Ohhh, you meant the angst she pulled 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ Well, yes, that one week alone was more than enough angst to last😅🙈 But hey, I didn't even do anything, how am I nearly as bad?? I never had them not be happy in the end!😱😖 Plus, if I am nearly as bad, you are clearly at least just as bad!😂

THE KANGAROOS ARE NOT DEAD, STOP TRYING TO KILL THEM OFF!😭😭

Well, The Mortal Instruments books actually kinda had incest in them as well (which did kinda fucked me up, or rather annoy me, back then, cause not only did I not like the main character, but then she also had to get involved with who she later thought was her brother and after that even kissed and was lusted after by her real brother...)😅😩😩 Tho fanfics still managed to do worse😅

O.M.G.! YESSS! WHO freaking thought FIRST PERSON, PRESENT NARRATIVE was a good idea?? It's just WEIRD AND CRINGE!🙈😖 The only books I've ever read that used first person and were actually good were the Percy Jackson books (tho, tbh, I typically avoid that perspective at all costs cause I just can't read the stuff from cringing -PJO excluded ofc😅🙈)

You know what's even worse? Dumb af translations of books!😅 I've been told there is a Swedish(? Not sure if it was swedish) book that is brilliant with witty jokes and weird storylines which do make sense in the end thanks to a overall background story/plot, but the German (or was it English?) translation was so bad that it left out the WHOLE BACKGROUND STORY which made it a horrible, boring read😅🤦🏻‍♀️

Lol, okay, that just sounds like shit, I'm sorry you read that book😅🙈

There, there *comforting pats* 😔

Yesss😍 And ohhh, true, that was a problem😅🤦🏻‍♀️🙈

Aww,  but non-existence is so much nicer😖😭😭

Oh, LOL, now that you pointed it out, she does sound kinda shitty😅🙈😂🤦🏻‍♀️ The actress is cool tho, very funny and nice🤔😂🤷🏻‍♀️

...That...actually sounds really cool😯 Oh god, now I want a Season 2 even more😭😭😭🙈🙈😅😅 But how would they even go back to the Containment? Maybe my memory is screwed again, but didn't they find a cure at the end of Season 1?😅🤔

Someday😂😂😂

🤷🏻‍♀️😅 I'm terrible at names and nicknames and don't really have any of my own (unless you count ones made up by friends just to semi-annoy me with how stupid they sound) 😂🙈🤷🏻‍♀️ Seriously, people with nickname-y names are so lucky😂😂😉

xxx

Well, it was a better relationship than anakin and amidala, for sure.

That was the most tragic relationship in the movies, you can't change my mind.

Aka the relationship you will remember forever :)))))

i don't know either, but now you made me think I should google it harder, lol.

Sure, you just didn't pour the angsty scenarios with AU Mon-El suffering for centuries and then dying in vain. MHMHMHMHHM What doesn't change you are horrible angster, my deaaaaaaaar

Sure, sure, sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, only guilty people are excusing themselves so.

I have heard, internet was full of that book, ships, movie (?) ans a tv show on some point (what basically made me super not interested).

...what kind of soap opera it was? D: And yes, people can unleash their imagination in fics and it ends on some... super,... imaginative slash FUCKING WEIRD places.

Well, The Hunger Games were not terrible with this kind of narrative, yet, the author is not that good to slay it. But, interesting story (still, Battle Royale is 10 times better)

Yeah, translations can suck. I sometimes feel the translations to Polish of the newest Stormlight Archive were given to some dumbass translator who translates some sentences with google trans and translates some phrasal verbs literally. And it kills a lot of joy, because I know the stories in English slay.

There is a special kind of hell for that person who massacred that "Swedish" story, seriously =='

I seriosuly disliked her since her first apperance and CHEERED when she died. No hate for the actress, of course, she did what she got.

I think they found vaccine or something, but hey, viruses can mutate. Or make people zombies. Karamel in zombieland would be fun too xD

Aww, your friends give you annoying nicknames? That's so sweet xD any particular that annoyed you the most?

Kat is a part of my name and in Polish it means "executioner" so you can guess why i love it xD

Have a nice weeekeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend. It's finally nice weather so I could rode my bike and dayum, tomorrow I'm going to die xD

#anons #my fam #ReFail

[maladaptive-ninja-returns]

Is there anybody here who speaks Russian?

I need help with translation and it would be BEYOND AMAZING if you could help me!

#Russian #translation #help #i can't go to google translate because it's shitty #It's The Avengers #loki #loki x reader

[yesttoheaven]

I SEE YOU – chapter IV

pairing – arthur fleck x female!reader

wc – 2.3k

warnings – idk... misty being a b*tch with arthur?

a/n – hi everyone! I hope you are well because I'm brazilian and I cannot say the same lol the president is a piece of shit and he can't rule the country in the middle of a pandemic (not even without the pandemic, in fact)

anyway enjoy the chapter!

English is not my first language. I am getting help from google translator and he is not always a good ally, so I apologize for any typos or grammar errors.

Y/N – your name

chapter one. chapter two.

chapter three. chapter four.

"What are you doing here, Misty?" The surprise was notable in Y/N's words.

Many people could walk through that door, but Misty was definitely not one of them.

"I should ask you the same question..." The woman came over and put her hands on the actress' shoulders, smiling amiably. "But we don't have time for that right now. You have a dinner to go! And it is not right to keep a man like Charles waiting."

"Charles?" Arthur asked, trying to find a way to join the conversation. "Is he also an actor?"

After these simple words, the redhead burst out laughing and Arthur didn't understand what he had done wrong this time. He was just curious and a little interested to know who was the man who had a date with Y/N that night.

"Actor? God, have you never heard of Charles Lewis Tiffany?" Misty questioned how if the fact that Arthur didn’t know the man was an offense to humanity and Arthur just shook his head, too embarrassed to say anything else.

Who the hell was this man? The Pope? And why did Y/N have a dinner with Pope?

"It's okay, Arthur." Always so graceful, the actress reassured him and left Misty's side to be close to him. "Charles owns Tiffany & Co., the one that appears in the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's... Have you watched this movie before?"

"Oh, oftentimes!"

"Me either! And now Charles wants me to be the face of his new collection! I'm so excited, he came to Gotham just to follow it up in person!" The happiness shining in her eyes was contagious, but Misty didn’t like seeing Y/N squeeze the man’s arm gently.

"I hate to have to do this... the conversation is so pleasant, but we have to go, mon cher." With a smile, Y/N's manager adjusted the bag on her shoulder. She wanted to take the actress away from this freak as soon as possible.

"You cannot go without the VHS tape." Arthur objected, receiving a death glare from Misty, but the only thing that mattered to him was Y/N. "I'll get this for you." After these words, the man left the living room with a reason to make her stay a little longer in his apartment.

"Well, I think we're going to have to wait." Y/N shrugged, but inside she was beaming.

Feeling her mouth dry, she picked up the glass of water on the table, but that was her worst mistake.

"What are you doing? Don't drink this! That dirty glass is full of germs!" The glass was snatched from her hand and Y/N looked at Misty in disbelief.

"That glass is not dirty, Misty."

"How can you be sure of that? I heard that the Narrows sewer is one of the worst in Gotham!"

"Thanks for the lesson, but that didn’t come from the Narrows sewer. This water is from the kitchen tap."

"Oh my God..." The actress could have sworn that the woman's face turned green and she would vomit at any moment. "Why did you drink this? You'll be sick!"

Before Y/N had a chance to respond to these insanities, someone called her. She ran over to the bag and took out her cell phone. It was Charles.

"Hey, Charles! It's good to talk to you." On the other side, all she received were strange noises. The man's voice was being cut off and it was difficult to understand. "The connection is awful..."

"Why am I not surprised? Narrows is the end of the world!" Misty commented, rolling her eyes.

Without time for this discussion, Y/N said:

"Maybe in the corridor I will get a better signal."

"Be careful, you don't know what kind of neighbors there are in this place." She warned, listening to the door open and close, but Y/N said nothing.

Alone in the living room, Misty had the same disgusted look as when she arrived. For her this apartment is small even for an ant and this wallpaper is ridiculous, but in the midst of so much poverty, something on the couch attracted her attention.

"What do we have right here? I don't believe he has a diary..." The woman whispers to herself, laughing, after picking up Arthur's journal. She knew it was wrong, but she was bored.

The first few pages were OK, he had a shitty life like any other unfortunate person, but what came next scared the hell out of her. Misty knew there was something wrong with this man. The instant she saw him, she knew, but that... those words... were from a sick person. Arthur was a disgusting pervert. The redhead needed a moment to breathe and then she saw the magazines on the table and an scissors...

Oh no. He intends to include Y/N in this depravity show!

"I finally found." With bright eyes, Arthur looked for Y/N in the living room, but all he found was Misty... and his journal. "W-What... What are you d-doing?"

"Stay away from me!" She exclaimed, backing away for fear that he would do something against her. "I swear, if you get close I'll scream so loud and when Y/N comes through that door, I will tell her your little secret. She will be so disappointed, but she will finally find out who you really are... A perv!"

"N-No, please... You got it wrong." He tried, his voice taking on a desperate tone. Arthur didn't want to lose the actress's friendship. She was too important for him. "I c-can explain."

"Oh, can you explain? You will glue Y/N's head to a cat's body and then you will sit on that old sofa and touch yourself? You should be in Arkham! You're a sick person! I can't believe Y/N was alone with you..."

Arthur felt his stomach churning.

"You're wrong... I have a lot of respect for her. Y/N is special to me and I would never do something like that."

"I don't want to hear your excuses!" The woman threw the journal at him and Arthur cringed like a frightened dog. After hitting him on the back, the journal fell to the floor and when he saw those collages, he felt ashamed of himself. "Listen to me... I will say this only once: Stay away from her. It doesn’t matter what kind of fantasies you’ve created in your sick head, Y/N will not be a part of that. If I know that after today you keep talking to her, I'll call the police and when they find out you're a fucking perv, you will spend the rest of your days in Arkham." She warned with all the letters and threats, now it was up to him to choose to cooperate or not. This man is too old to play being a teenager. These images of naked women, these cats and those sad quotes in his journal prove just one thing. Maybe he's a sexual predator, but Misty wouldn't be here to find that out either. "Enjoy your pornography and leave Y/N alone. I hope I never see you again."

Arthur saw his world fall apart as soon as the redhead left his apartment with the worst assumptions about him. He was not a perverted monster. He would never touch Y/N without her consent and would never endanger her life. Never ever. Y/N was the only good thing about Gotham; she was a light at the end of the tunnel. So angelic and peaceful. Whenever she smiles, butterflies appear in his stomach and Arthur knows what these famous butterflies mean, but he doesn't know what those collages mean... If Y/N knew, she would probably be afraid of him.

In the corridor, the actress was trapped in a bubble, talking animatedly with Charles. The call had no specific reason, the man just wanted to make sure everything was fine for dinner that night.

"Okay... This is one of Gotham's best restaurants. Trust me, you will love the place!" She assured him, intending to make a good impression. It wasn't every day that she got a chance to dine with the genius behind Tiffany & Co. and represent that brand. This was an important step in her career. "Now I need to go, Charles. See you soon, bye!" Y/N hummed the ending, watching Misty approach where she was. "Why are you here?"

"It's just your friend's mom. She's not feeling very well..."

"Isn't Penny okay?" Concern crossed Y/N's face and she tried to get back to apartment 8J, but Misty took her arm, lying again:

"Y/N, don't be indiscreet. This is a family problem and Arthur is taking care of it." With those words, she guided the actress to the elevator, but Y/N kept looking at the door to Arthur's apartment. "You need to prepare for dinner... I chose a beautiful dress for you."

...

THREE DAYS LATER

"Put red on her lips... Don't forget the mascara... and on the cheeks use this blush... Not this one! The peach blush!"

It was possible to say that Charles Lewis Tiffany was taking the place of the makeup artist. The woman was losing patience, Y/N realized this, but he wanted to participate in every second of it. When she finished, Charles smiled, admiring Y/N's beauty through the mirror.

"You see? You're genuinely beautiful... I think I finally found my muse." The actress was flattered by the compliments and that reflected in her smile when Charles took a blue box, but this was not a simple blue box. This is the famous Tiffany Blue Box. "I want you to meet my new creation..." He opened the box, stealing Y/N's breath instantly. "Dramatically plunging down the decolletage, an incredible emerald-cut bicolor zoisite that shifts from violet-blue to purplish-red, depending on the angle. The pendant is over 48 carats and it's wrapped in a halo of baguette diamonds and suspended from a diamond rondelle chain of over 37 total carats."

"Oh Charles, this is absolutely beautiful. I'm speechless..." She confessed, watching him take the necklace and offer to put it around her neck. Y/N accepted immediately and when the pendant touched the white fabric of the dress, she smiled at the mirror.

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend" Charles whispered, eliciting a giggle from her. "Now I need to speak to the photographer, but take a few minutes to prepare yourself." The man smiled one last time and Y/N walked to the door, opening it for him. She took the opportunity to spy on what was happening on the other side and it was possible to say that there was a little sadness in her eyes.

"What are you looking for?" Misty's voice echoed and she closed the door quickly.

"Huh... nothing!"

The woman was checking the contract – something about image authorization – and when she took her eyes off the papers, she found Y/N with a half-hearted smile.

"Go ahead... Spill the tea."

Brian was probably smoking, so Misty was her only option.

"Arthur was busy these days, but he called me this morning... He looked nervous and said he would like to talk to me, so I invited him to accompany the photoshoot, but..."

"You did what?!" Misty left the chair, interrupting her. Not wanting to start a scene, the redhead looked at Dariela, the makeup artist, and said: "Get out." The woman immediately stopped organizing her makeup and ran out of the dressing room.

"Was that necessary?" Y/N asked, crossing her arms.

"And was it necessary to invite that maniac to come here too?"

"Jesus, Misty!" She walked to the other side of the dressing room. "Manic? Really?"

"I'm just telling the truth."

"Based on what? His bank account?"

"Based on his journal." Misty replied and the actress looked in her direction with a frown. Shaking her head, the redhead let out a bitter laugh before confessing: "He doesn't use it just to write jokes... I found a lot of pornography on those pages."

Y/N felt a little uncomfortable with that. Certain things do not need to be exposed... She didn't need to know about that part of Arthur's life and Misty just invaded his privacy.

"Well... many men consume pornography daily."

"Y/N, pornography is not the point here. He makes some weird collages... women with cat heads... skulls... one of these women was tied up in a compromising position... Can you see how problematic this is?" Misty was trying to open her eyes and consequently was scaring the actress, but that was not all. "I saw the magazines. That man will probably do the same to you... your face on the body of these naked women or on a cat's body! You have always been uncomfortable with the way men see you only as a sex symbol... and now Arthur is using you as a sex toy!"

"Stop! Just stop, okay?" Y/N demanded, using an edgy tone of voice. That was too much for her to assimilate. "You're saying this because you do not accept the idea of ​​Arthur being my friend! All that matters to you is status, but it doesn't matter to me! When are you going to let me live my own life?"

"This is not about social classes, this man is a pervert! I'm trying to protect you!"

"Enough, Misty!" That was enough to make the redhead shut up and Y/N found her way back to the mirror.

To complete the look, inside the blue box was a beautiful diamond ring and a pair of shiny round diamond earrings, just waiting for her. Putting on the ring was an easy task, but she couldn’t say the same about earrings; her hands were shaking and this is all the fault of the stress.

"Let me help you." The manager approached and at first Y/N refused her help, but after another failed attempt, she handed the earrings to the woman. "I know I can be a bitch sometimes..."

"Sometimes?"

Misty just sighed, shaking her head.

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a/n – likes and reblogs are appreciated but honestly I’d love to know what you all think of this one. really hope you enjoy it and thank you soooo much for reading ♡

#arthur fleck #arthur fleck x female reader #arthur fleck x reader #arthur fleck x y/n #arthur fleck x you #arthur fleck headcanon #arthur fleck imagine #arthur fleck fanfic #joker #joker x female reader #joker x you #joker x reader #joker x y/n #joker imagine #joker headcanons #joaquin phoenix #joker 2019 #joker movie #phoenix!joker #joaquin phoenix x reader

[irkenheretic]

May we have more random tidbits about anx please?

we will have a summer wedding <3

OK RANDOM TIDBITS TIME:

there's a tallest who had one numb antenna because of a genetic condition. his solution was to use clear string and tie his numb antenna to his working one. it made the numb one look all floppy and if he stood under direct light you could fucking SEE the string glinting on it

there's an irken idol who does music and the empire is VERY divided over wether shes a legitimate propagandist or a satire artist (she's a satire artist)

there's a gamedev who makes a very popular series of hacked levels for a rhythm game. everyone knows who he is or at least the series he made. what many people DONT know about is his other work. its like if you heard that the dude that made asdfmovie also made parasite or everywhere at the end of time or smth- wait no i can do you one better. if you know the fuckin, "my spoon is too big" youtube video, go google that guy's OTHER works. now come back. that feeling you just had? yeah. that.

that same guy got a game of his BANNED because it straight up gave people ptsd. oh did i say one game? i meant multiple games of his. who is this man someone stop him

red's a big fan of that guy's work. so is zim but not to the extent red is

most planets are powered with thermal energy that draws from the planet's core. outpost planets are too broke for this so they use solar. earth's dependence on fossil fuel is seen as very primitive, same w our solar panels that need to be replaced. solar in the empire is seen as "the shitty power source."

also, just because the empire developed lifetime solar, doesnt mean everyone has access to lifetime solar panels, and must settle for cheap replaceable panels that end up costing more money in the long run. mf boots theory of socioeconoic unfairness

there are thousands of irken dialects. in the old times, irkens had to fight to get all dialects inculded in the universal translator data banks, instead of JUST North Irken, which is the "standard." nowadays the main variants are all included (variants sometimes have microdialects- like an "outer ring dialect" sounds more or less the same depending on which planet you're on, but its still gonna be different on each planet)

irkens are considered "mature" at 60 cycles, or 6 human years. this is a holdover from back when irkens used to die very very quickly, and is not indicative of their actual development stages. this age should be raised to 120 cycles to better reflect development. (back in the pre-pak days, irkens DIED at that age!)

irkens are the third-most hybridized species in the known universe. they're very biologically malleable but they're in third because theyre not very willing to hybridize. but irkens can hybridize with anything, its a fascinating quirk of their biology

there is a stereotype that irkens are a hivemind. they hate it.

theres a joke that irken genetics are awful, since irkens have a lot of genetic disorders in their gene pool (something like 90% of irkens have some sort of genetic disorder, although only about 26% of irkens have an instance so severe that the PAK can't fully contain it.) irkens HATE this joke, as their genetics were used as a reason to oppress and kill them in the old days. theyre.... sensitive about eugenics wrt irkens. w other species, either all of the species goes or none of it goes. irkens are very strict about Not Doing Eugenics and being picky-choosy over what traits are good and what traits arent. genocide is ok tho but its complicated. most planets arent given an organic sweet, blorch was an outlier

defectiveness is a PAK-only issue, but the label of "heretic" can be used by non-defects, mainly neurodivergent non-defects who find themselves fitting in better with defect culture. some defects are purists about the term though, saying only "true defectives" can use it, but theyre a minority

#thank u for letting me go off u are a godsend <3 #now calling the tallest #it has a lot of the same ideas that anx does

[savethetvdonotforgettovote]

SO DEAR WORLD ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS NOBODY IS CONGRATULATED WINS FAVOR WITH GOD WHEN YOU LIE IGNORE GOD FUCK YOU ED IF YOU WERE I YOU WOULD PASS OUT FROM THE BULLSHIT I SEE HEAR

DIANA : HI PETER HOW ARE YOU DOING MEDICALLY CHECKING IN ! MIND YOU SHE AND THE REST OF THE WORLD WOULD KNOW IF GOD IS IN THE HOSPITAL ! I WARNED THE BITCH LAST MONTH AND TOLD HER DON’T PLAY STUPID , I AM JESUS CHRIST THAT’S GOD DOES EVERYONE FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME GOD DAMN IT ! STOP PLAYING GAMES ELLEN I AM WARNING YOU IF YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I FUCKING LIVE !

I'M JUST FINE , DON'T PLAY STUPID , YOU WOULD KNOW IF I'M SICK OR IN THE HOSPITAL , DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR TRUMP HE'S YOUR TYPE , NOW LEAVE ME ALONE TILL NEXT MONTH MY CELL PHONE JUST BROKE I NEED TO BUY ANOTHER , DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

JUST IN CASE YOUR AN IDIOT AND CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY THE CHANGE YOUR IN BIG FUCKING TROUBLE WITH GOD FOR FUCKING LYING TO ME BITCH ! SINCERELY DIANA SUNSHINE MEDICAL INSURANCE

DO YOU THINK DIANA GOT THE MESSAGE FUCK NO THE BITCH STILL CALLED ME , EVEN AFTER I TOLD THE LYING BITCH MY CELL PHONE BROKE ! DIANA THINKS SHE IS THE ONLY SPIC THAT CAN LIE ! DO YOU KNOW WHY BOYS AND GIRLS BECAUSE DIANA IS A SPANISH BITCH THAT LIES TO GOD THE PERFECT EXAMPLE SHE IS AS TOO WHY DONALD TRUMP MIKE PENCE MOSCOW MITCH MCCONNELL GIVE SPANISH PEOPLE A BAD FUCKING NAME ! THERE IS ALWAYS ONE ASSHOLE THAT RUINS IT FOR EVERYONE ! AS TO REINCARNATION HELL NO BITCH BASTARDS WHO LIE TO GOD THIS IS YOUR LAST LIFE YOUR NOT GOING ANYWHERE , AND FOR THOSE WHO SAY THAT’S NOT FAIR OR GOD WHY ARE YOU PUNISHING ME MORE THAN HIM ? YOU HALF BAKED BEETLEJUICE FUCKERS YOU WROTE THE BOOK OF LOVE LIFE’S NOT FAIR FUCKERS AND IF I GOD CHOOSE TO SAVE SOMEONE ELSE OVER YOURS THEIRS LIES I GOD CAN AND WILL IF I GOD CHOOSE TO BECAUSE I HAVE MY FAVORITES JUST LIKE YOU FUCKING MORONS ! SO DIANA AND EVERYONE ELSE KEEP UP THE LIES , JUST ALWAYS FUCKING REMEMBER THIS : TWO CAN PLAY YOURS LIES WHICH TRANSLATES TO GOD CAN LEARN TO LIE JUST LIKE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS DO I GOD MAKE MYSELF ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CLARITY CLEAR FUCK ALL YOU FUCKING LIARS ! IF YOUR WONDERING WHY ALL THE CURSING YOU LIARS FUCKING TAUGHT ME GOD JUST HOW YOU BEHAVE ON EARTH LIKE SPOILED RATS SO GET READY FOR MORE FUCKING HEAT RAY THIS LIARS ! FOR THOSE WHO DARE TO THINK THEY HAVE GOD OVER A BARRELL AND YOU GOT AWAY WITH YOUR LIES KNOW THIS LIARS LIKE SPIC DIANA WON’T BE SEEING HER DEAD FATHER ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS GOD WILL HAVE THE FINAL WORD THAT’S THE WAY IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND THAT’S THE WAY IT WILL ALWAYS STAY SPICS RATS NOTHING YOUR FUCKING SPICS RATS DO WILL EVER CHANGE THAT ! HAVE A SUN SHINEY DAY SO IF YOUR SPICS RATS BLAME YOUR SHITTY CONDITION ON DIANA HER LIES AREN’T GODS MUTHA FUCKING FAULT , THAT WAS DIANA’S FUCKING FAULT AND REMEMBER GOD WARNED DIANA LAST MONTH NOT TO LIE SPICS RATS SO KILL HER NOT GODS MESSENGER MUHAMMAD RASOOL’ALLAH

ALL REPUBLICANS WHO DON'T HONOR RUTH BADER GINSBURG WISHES NOT TO REPLACE HER WITH CORRUPT TYRANT DONALD TRUMP IN CHARGE WILL REGRET IT

https://youtu.be/yzNZTYkKFig

[yujachachacha]

Would you be able to direct me to any old videos of Rikyako during her idol days/acting clips/modelling photos if you are aware of the whereabouts of these? I love Rikyako a lot so I'd love to know more about her past, I've searched for old footage under the names Momoi Rikako and Itou Rikako many times but can't seem to find anything, can you help? Don't worry if you don't have any details on this, thank you anyway :)

If you were a true fan, you’d go through the same countless hours of trial-and-error research and grueling work of translating pages of Japanese content like the rest of us. Get on our level!!!

…just kidding. I’ll help you out, Anon! (ｍ9^ω’) Everyone’s gotta start somewhere, and I’m happy to spread the seiyuu love.

Let me guess - you typed “momoi rikako” into Google and only found her Wikia pages? For future reference, if you’re looking for old seiyuu stuff you’re gonna have to do your searches in Japanese.

Momoi Rikako = 桃井梨花子

This is the stage name she first used, back in her idol days. Since her first idol group Marine☆Star barely did anything, the footage that’s scattered across the web is from the one DVD released by her second idol group, Jewel☆Hands. The keywords to search for would be “ファーストステップ ジュエル★ハンズ” (FIRST STEP Jewel☆Hands), the title of the DVD.

FYI, the video is really easy to find on YouTube. Just be prepared for the awkwardness of an indie DVD produced over a decade ago, from things like:

B-grade green screens!

Sequined t-shirts!

Questionable makeup decisions!

And Rikyako rocking the kaogei even as a middle schooler!

By the way, the Momoi stage name would also be what you’d use if you’re trying to find Rikyako’s child modeling gigs (from her elementary school days).

Itou Rikako = 伊藤梨花子

This is the name she used when she switched to acting in 2008. She did theater productions, DVDs, and minor voice acting roles. Fair warning: since she’s a big girl by this time, one of the movies she appeared in was kinda…spicy.

In case you can’t tell because of the shitty video quality, Rikyako’s the one speaking in the above clip. She’s the energetic dancer in the exercise portion, and the cocky youngster in the locker room at the end. It’s a movie about a 35-year-old farmer’s wife who wants to audition for idol group Morning Musume. The premise sounds innocent enough, but it’s an R-15 movie produced by a company called “LOVE & EROS”. So…yeah. At the very least, Rikyako’s not in any scenes that would shock anyone familiar with Arisha’s gravure work. I’ll leave it at that.

To be quite honest with y’all, I’m kinda torn about looking up this kind of stuff. On one hand, it’s not that difficult if you know where to look…well, maybe that’s just me. I’ve been called “scary” before for my ability to dig things up. _(:3 」∠)_ But on the other hand, these seiyuu use a stage name precisely because they want to start off with a clean slate. Instead of judging them for their past, we should appreciate them for what they’ve accomplished now.

Rikyako chose to be known under her current name - she came up with the surname “Aida” from her favorite idiom. So while it’s nice to look back at her old works, let’s also keep in mind that Rikyako’s trying to make herself known under her current name: Aida Rikako.

#aida rikako #rikyako #seiyuu #video #gif #mine #anonymous #yujachask #queuetie panther #it's probably hypocritical of me to say that stuff at the end #since i'm like the biggest seiyuu stalker i know on this side of tumblr lol #but it's good to remind ourselves to respect their privacy #and to appreciate them for the work they're doing now