#i didnt until now

[cherry-soda-molars]

no one asked but I DESIGNED SOME BEANIES :DDD Theyre lovejoy themed :3 they all have charms that i imagine would be detachable! Maybe one day i'll learn to crochet and try to make these but dont bet on it :3

#grayson slimes art #Lovejoy fanart #are you alright? #pebble brain #privately owned spiral galaxy #lovejoy version #knee deep at atp #call me what you like #WU&IO #wake up and its over #lovejoy!! #Normal people things #did you know the wugio animal is a monkey/ape? #i didnt until now #same with normal people things racoon! #i wonder if they have names-

[fat-fem-and-asian]

all im saying is that madam frau and bobbie go over the finances of the club together to transition everything into frau's name. they spend a few late nights laughing over how much tax evasion that kratt committed and just how terrible it all was. frau makes two of her infamous screwdrivers, and bobbie breaks down legal jargon when she doesn't need to.

maybe frau's eyes flick over bobbie's legs a few too many times. bobbie laughs, finger swirling her glass, "do you ever feel bad about the things you've done?" she looks away, pretending she's just curious.

still, frau sees her look over to the stage, how bobbie falters for a moment, her body struggling to stay elegantly stretched over a chair.

"yes," she remembers cleaning up the glass and blood from the stage. her stage.

maybe, just maybe, frau lets her eyes draw up to bobbie's face and leans in, "but there's always a twist."

#did you know if a pairing is even mentioned to me ill think about them this hard. #i didnt until now #... #frau x bobbie #schmigadoon

[roetrolls]

Whats your job Poppy!

"Oh, y'know. Whatever important work Cylion feels isn't important enough for him. Keeping an eye on Nymira. Spreading the Good Word.

I help. I'm a helper."

#i only have 4 expressions for him rn because fuckin... #DO U KNOW HOW MUCH I RELY ON EYE MOVEMENT TO SHOW CHARACTERS THINKING AND EMOTING #I DIDNT UNTIL NOW #somnia ic #an ask tag (happy chase?)

[proxycrit]

(I point. Gently, in the voice of somebody who’s mind touched by the outer gods, i whisper truth in your ears:

Your honor the horses are now lesbians

(Anyways here’s the designs)

#mlp #based off my mlp redesigns (no i will not be taking criticism) #mlp redesign #fluttershy is now a giant jacked carnivorous shire horse with anxiety #rarity is a trans queen and she’s carrying the plot on her back #applejack’s been bequeethed the oldest child syndrome after the traumatic death of her parents and learned to do taxes at the tender age of #13?? how do horses age #and rainbow dash is both loved and reviled by her pegasi foundry because she has ‘too much gryphon in her’ #(but she FAST AS FUC BOI.) #anyways pinky’s my favorite. we don’t know whats up with pinky but she smiles a lot and the world distorts around her at exactly 1014 am. #twilight is celestia’s favored pupil prophet and is trying her best to figure out what the hell is up with pinkie and failing spectacularly #twilight also hatched a dragon from an inert stone and people have opinions about that #mostly ‘what are you feeding her’ #(holds rarity and applejack) i think they’re neat together #they bond over growing up too quickly and have a vi-caitlynn thing goin on #(squints) didnt draw the cute mark crusaders but they’d be like. the batmen of the town. and it was fun and games until twilight heard #and gave them ACTUAL weapons #rarity #applejack #rainbow dash #twilight sparkle #fluttershy #pinkie pie #spike the dragon #I FORGOT SPIKE #spike’s a stone dragon that hatched from a stone egg. he is not meant to exist. he’s an elderitch horror and a baby boy and we love #and cherish his adorable little face #art #critdraws #Rest your Weary Hooves in our New Found Home

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[daily-crabbys]

Today's crab is: the spookiest crab

#daily-crabbys #crab #vampire crab #halloween vampire crab #i didnt know this variation existed until now! what a spooky little guy!!!

[hangingoffence]

jason causes havoc and mass murder while wearing the bat symbol<3

#also i need him to take on a whole gang with just a handgun a knife and one additional magazine #also you see the phallic symbolism??? bc i didnt until now..... #myart #jason todd #dc

[fungi-maestro]

Happy tdov to fat trans people. 🏳️‍⚧️ Biggest thing that helped me as a trans kid was seeing older fat trans people. There were a lot of really irritating "advice" posts going around early in my time on the internet with a lot of misinformation in them, but one that I constantly saw (in addition to people claiming you should wear your pants rediculously low or only wear button ups) were posts saying you had to lose weight to transition. Can confidently confirm that is completely untrue. 👍

#seal.txt #tdov #that 'sky and mike' image of the two old trans dudes hugging was one that I had saved to my phone as a trans teen #and i would look at it sometimes and just wonder how they had made it #idk its just nice knowing we live that long and its not a requirement to be skinnyin order to be respected and loved and get old #some of the old 'advice' posts i saw were really completely bizarre and a lot of them stick with me to this day in insecurities #this would have been 2016 ish tumblr so i know not that long ago but i would have been around 13 for reference #weird that i remember so many of the things i read back then. i could probably fill a post with things i was misinformed on due to Tumblr #specifically tumblrs run by people that i didnt really have the knowledge or awareness to understand probably didnt have my best interests #like 'trans rights ' blogs i would follow and not notice until much later were quite the opposite #this is the consequence of viewing social media before i knew all the secret codewords and my brain was much less developed than it is now

[hajihiko]

inspired by a convo with @miggylol, some Peko loving ❤ I wouldn't call it a xmas present but maybe ... a stocking stuffer?

#peko pekoyama #hajime hinata #Fuyuhiko kuzuryu #Chiaki nanami #Kuzuhinapekonami #Jfc I dont know #Kuzupekohinanami #Whatever you get it. The most stable love square! #Kuzupeko #Pekohina #Pekonami #an art #Thanks again for the goodies miggy (physical and fics) I'm saving them for xmas ❤❤❤ I didnt know what to draw but! Peko love #Things are gonna get more busy for me now until xmas so I'm using my chance before I forget lol

[newttxt]

apartment shenanigans

from utilities included, ch. 9 (mind the tags and rating!)

masterpost

#one piece #sanji #zoro #zosan #utilities included #this week was… NOT a good week. i struggled to draw and i didnt feel well #and i was BUSY too. just a whole slew of things #so i didnt thumbnail/sketch this comic until tuesday. and then i like. did 2 pgs of lines?? but i hated them and deleted them??? #but i hated those lines and deleted them!! so last night at 2am (as u do) i relined all four pages. slapped on the colors. threw on text. #so apologies if the quality is off. haha. i rly did this in like 7 hrs and now i need to sleep #im just incredibly stubborn and refused to miss the second to last chapter!!! ok time to sleep im rambling

[gray-warden]

I just realized I never posted photos of this really pretty harvestman i came across a while back. Note the green pedipalps and the dark and light spots on its back.

#opiliones #arachnids #chelicerata #bugs #harvestman #bugblr #the light spots were a very light green iirc (it's been a while) but they just look white here #there's a photoset of a really cool harvestman going around and it reminded me of this one and i realized i never posted these pics #spider #(ik they arent spiders but i'm tagging it as that for blacklist purposes #bc i imagine that someone who's really scared of spiders probably doesnt care that actually opiliones are not spiders just close relatives) #i think its so cool how i didnt even know opiliones were a thing until a couple of years ago and now i see them all the time #turns out they're pretty common around here #(not that i never saw them before i mustve just assumed they were spiders) #theyre usually not as pretty as this one though #most of the ones i see are just black or dark brown #also i have a massive backlog of pictures ive never posted of bugs and other nature stuff #my stuff #my posts #outside tag #nature

[tibli]

Laios getting to the red dragon's face

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #laios touden #i actually forgot the shield was how laios actually got to the dragons face #so when i saw it in the anime i was IMMEDIATELY reminded of this gif lmao #but i didnt think to make this post until just now

[spaciebabie]

not bad considering i havent drawn him since september guaguhaghhehaga

#spacie scribbles #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #uhhh #suggestive #i giess lol #not reallyyyy tee beeache #okay i need 2 go eepy #springtrap #springtrap fnaf #okay guys now todays drawins session hasta hold me over until december really really awesome lets go #GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH #OUGH MY ART HAS HASNT DRAWN CONSISTENTLY IN MONTHS STINK #I HATE IT #I DIDNT MEAN 2 MAKE HIM SO TWINKISH #WHOOPSIE #well. at first. the 2nd one was. kinda.but then he lookefdWHY AM I STILL TALKING I NEED 2 GO 2 BED #BYE #i missed drawing him #see you in deceber spingtap....

[prince-kallisto]

I wholeheartedly believe that Crowley deserves a little treat \(//∇//)\ This is based off this post where we found out that there may be implications that Crowley wanted to cook and eat Grim lol

⚠️ No Grims were harmed in the making of this drawing!⚠️ Only Crowley, who received a scratch on his face…I wonder why??? 🥲

#tw horror #tw body horror #let me know if this needs another tw tag for something! ✨ I’m not too familiar with which ones to use #edit I DIDT CONNECT SOME OF THE STRANDS OF HAIR AND I DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL NOW LOL #I fixed it in my original post but not before it got reblogged with the gaps in his hair 🤣🤣🤣 #please ignore my mistake it was early morning when I posted this and without my glasses 🤣🤣 #twisted wonderland #twst #dire crowley #twst dire crowley #twst crowley #rare Viktor oc posting too haha #my art #twst fanart #kallistopost #twst grim #twst oc

[pankiepoo]

mephone4 and that annoying bitch

#ii #fan ii #mephone4 ii #fanphone #mefan #ii fan #ii mephone4 #pankie art #iii18 made me suddenly extremely interested in their dynamic #coming from someone who didnt really care about mephone up until now #i think they are super fun #curious how fan feels about the whole walkie talkie speech and the s4 reveal #considering fan knows mephone the best out of any other contestant tbh #i mean boy was obsessed with him for Years #i think its funny they are both super obnoxious and rude with each other but fan still has admiration for mephone #even to the point he can predict his actions perfectly

[spookberry]

theyre such a fun trio

#i LOVED harley from the moment i saw her cuz loving neon green is embedded in my dna #its called phandom green syndrome #but i didnt actually own her up until recently and now that i have all three I really wanted to draw them #mara pinkett #harley limestone #uma vanhoose #shadow high #rainbow high #fanart #my art