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bumbleblurr · 1 year
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hoough thinks about blurr pressure bomb 3 lyric comic in my mind
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asidewalksymphony · 1 year
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Might not work if you accidentally stir them up, but usually yellow jackets will be chill if you're chill. I keep seeing that they can like, smell fear/agitation and they hate it, so, if that's true, staying as calm as you can should help! Easier said than done, I know.
I unfortunately live in an area where it is very easy to accidentally stumble upon hornets, so now if I see one I just book it lmao. I dunno if they can smell fear, but I do know they're very territorial, hence the aggression when you startle them. I think paper wasps are also very aggressive, but I know mud wasps aren't! Mud wasps are probably one of the most chill types of wasps. They won't chase or attack you, though they do fly uncomfortably close because they're trying to check you out. Kinda like wood bees versus honey bees.
Wait I just looked up "aggressive bees" and apparently wood bees are aggressive??? Apparently, the dive-bombing they've been doing at my head when I work in my garden is them trying to "chase me off". 😭 I thought they were just dumb and trying to see what I'm doing.
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mangosrar · 4 months
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i haven’t heard from you since.
chris sturniolo x fem reader.
idk if i specified but they’re in a relationship and have been for like 3 years!!
also hey y’all i disappeared for a while but i’m back 😛and i’m currently trying to get through the requests so be ready 😈love y’all. bee ❤️‍🩹
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how had it become like this? it seemed so unbelievable that there was a point in yoir life where you thought you were going to marry him, have children, and grow old together. if someone would have told you three years ago that you would both end up like this you would have laughed in their face. he used to be so sweet, so passionate about you, but now that couldnt be further from the truth.
you werent really sure when the change happened, or why it happened maybe a little after your birthday, maybe before. of course you knew people grow apart but this wasnt growth. this was borderline misery. the constant fighting, the days of ignoring one another, the nights where chris would come home at 2am and not say a word to you after you had been waiting up for him, it was nothing short of torture.
but still every single time, both of you just let it blow over, waiting until the next bomb went off, but the long lasting was lasting a little too long.
"oh please, like you were actually worries" he scoffed, taking his hat off and throwing it on the kitchen table.
"you stormed out on me, you didnt even tell me where you were, youve been gone for 5 hours and you stroll in at almost 3am expecting me to be cool about it? what fucking planet are you living on" you said staring at him.
he didnt even reply he just shook his head, leaning against the counter and crossing his arms, keeping his eyes trained to the floor. a moment of silence passed as you waited for him to say something, anything, and finally he took a deep breath in and pulled his eyes up to meet yours.
"maybe i just dont wanna fucking be around you" his voice was quiet and soft, a stark contrast to the sharpness of his words. his expression was stoic and completely unreadable.
he watched the colour drain from your face, as he did every time he would bark an insult at you. a small part of him felt nothing but pure joy to know that he had the power to completely crush you, like when murderers say they feel no remorse for the people theyve killed, but another small part of him was bleeding, a self-inflicted stinging, like a pain he had never felt before.
"you know what chris, day by day i realize everything i miss about you was never there in the first place, the person i fell in love with was a fucking mirage." your words were dripping with venom. his face faltered for a second, momentarily letting the mask slip, and the pain your words were causing him beginning to slip out.
"you dont mean that" he looked like he was about to burst into tears, and it made your mouth run dry.
you tried so hard to keep it together, but the tears that had gathered in your waterline threatened to spill with every single Shakey breath you took. there was a pregnant pause and the effect of your words hung in the air. chris stared at you intensely and you let your eyes rest anywhere but on him, you couldnt look at him, at the chance of seeing him with watery eyes and a wobbly lip might make you fall at his feet once more.
you took a deep breath before eventually meeting his gaze and beginning to talk.
"i dont know why things changed chris.... but one day i woke up and we no longer spoke the same language, and i havent heard from you since" chris watched every time as he crushed you, but now as he took your place, standing there with his hands by his sides, mouth hanging open, taking rapid breaths, in and out, while trying not to cry, he felt as though you had murdered him.
"that doesnt mean i dont love you y/n, we can work through this, weve done it before, ill be better i promise i will" he spoke with a wobbly voice.
the tears were now full force streaming down your face. he stood there across the kitchen with wide eyes, trying to think of how to come back from this, but there was something about the way you opened your mouth to speak again, that told him there wasnt.
"i cant relax around you chris, if i relaxed my body now, id fall apart. if i relaxed for a fucking second, id never find my way back. why cant you see that?" you paused for a moment and shook your head at him in disbelief. "why cant you see that you are tearing me limb for limb when i have done nothing but love you? why cant you understand that i have poured all of my heart and soul onto you to try and wash away whatever it is thats made you like this and you are throwing it back in my face? i mean when will this fucking end?" you were yelling and you hadnt even realized you had made your way over to him and were now standing less than a foot away.
"y/n please, dont do this. ill get my shit together and ill be better because i love you" he looked at you with pleading eyes as he spoke, reaching out to grab your hand, but when you pulled away before he even got the chance to even feel your skin on his, it was like he had died right there in that second.
"do you?" you whispered, swallowing thickly, desperately trying to stop the floodgates from opening more.
chriss face was wet with tears as he stared down at you sniffling. he opened his mouth to speak but nothing came out. he was completely gob smacked. he never thought it would get to this point. but as your eyes bored into his, wordlessly begging him to say something that would fix this, he felt as though the earth was crumbling beneath his feet.
his silence gave you all the answers that you needed, so with that you turned around and walked away, and the sound of his broken voice calling your name, spoke volumes.
he knew it was over, he knew that you were about to go upstairs and pack your bags and walk out the door, but he didnt do a thing to try and stop you, he knew he wouldnt be able to fix this even if he tried, so he watched you walk away, and the second you were out of sight, he fell to his knees, clutching his chest like he was dying and letting out sob after sob, like it would mend all damage he had done.
in the next room, you were frantically trying to keep your self control. the urge to walk back in there and wipe his tear-stained cheeks and kiss his broken heart better was paralyzing. the sound of him wailing and weeping was soul crushing, but this had to be done, one of you had to be strong enough to walk away.
you knew he would leave such an imprint on you, he had left such severe claw marks that anyone you even entertained after chris, would have to know him in order to understand you, and that might have been the worst fucking part.
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azzydoesstuff · 3 months
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azzy's guide to lethal company
goober bug
friend shaped
just a lil' guy
collects shiny stuff
don't take its shit
ouppy
stinky
lil' poopster
he don't bite
scary man
take a little peek but dont stare!
he has anxiety so he struggles with prolonged eye contact
if you don't watch your back he'll sneak up on ya and give you a big hug
i'm sure he's a nice guy really
oh fuck the BEES
take their hive for shits and giggles
OH FUCK THEY'RE ZAPPY AND SHIT
have killed more new players than fuck-all
spidore
ew
what the fuck is that
beat the shit out of it
roach
jumpscare warning
MMMNMMMPPHPHH
get the fucking chancla
tge fucking BUPPY
no walkies
always responds to his name
or any name actually
woagh!! you didn't tell me you had a little beast in your home!
a fuckiknhg. eouppy. a ligl frsiggn BEPPY.
the ooze
THE GLOB!!!!!
made of hydrochloric acid
you can bonk him with a shovel but it won't do you any good
sand worm
ripped right outta a sci-fi movie
drop all your shit and fucking MOVE it
pray
looks like a giant condom
baboob cocks
fucking angry pussy
literally fucking gang violence
aye tommy... gimme one-a dose uh... gold bahs, will yah?
land shark
run
i fucking hate you
bobblehead
boioioioioing
wins every staring contest
i'm fast as fuck boi
treeple (tree fucks)
the big man on campus
chews with his mouth open (ewwww!!!!!)
me when i FUCKING GET YOU
run like you fucking mean it, little bitch
it's always slightly faster than you
also i fucking hate these things with a scorching passion
merry christmas!
creaky footsteps
wants to wish you a merry christmas!
walk up to him and he'll spread his jolly cheer
just like santa claus, he's always watching you
so don't be naughty and stay up walking past your bedtime, or you're getting a handful (mouthful) of coal (hot lead)!
"what is th- is that a gun!?"
OW MY EARS
wallop him in a holly jolly scuffle and be rewarded with his merry presents! (it's a gun)
normal human being
hey guys it's me your teammate
let me walk over to you i swear nothing bad will happen
guys these theater masks are the latest style you should try them on
the funny box
living pipe bomb
listen to my tune
GET OUT get the FUCK OUT
big ass forehead
your forehead is LARGE. like, EXTREMELY massive
you could play tic-tac-toe on that shit bro
you made fun of her forehead, now she's surgically removing yours
"huh, i wonder for whom the bell tolls" FOR THEE.
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animemusicbrackets · 1 year
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HERES THE BRACKET. FINALLY. GOD.
sorry for the wait u_u
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(Text version, with dates under the cut below)
For franchises that had more than one submission, I grouped them together so that after round 2, there will only be one contestant per franchise. to try to be fair or whatever, so that a small number of franchises dont dominate the bracket
yes i know mdzs and tgcf arent anime but its my poll tourney and i do what i want godbless
this might be too much to ask but please watch the videos if you can and vote based on that! idc how much you like or dislike the anime, how much do you like the OPENING. obviously this is for fun so you can do whatever but if possible i dont rly want this to be a popularity poll :')
propaganda welcome :)
Tag List: round 1 round 2 round 3 quarterfinals semifinals finals third place round propaganda bracket updates matches (the actual polls, not including any reblogs)
ROUND 1
PART A (5/6 12:00pm ET)
Match 1: "Peace Sign" - Kenshi Yonezu (My Hero Academia) {VS} "Hitamuki" - SUPER BEAVER (My Hero Academia) Match 2: "THE DAY" - Porno Graffitti (My Hero Academia) {VS} "H. T. [Humanoid Typhoon]" - Tsuneo Imahori (Trigun 1998) Match 3: "Kaen" - QUEEN BEE (Dororo 2019) {VS} "Naru" - PON (Tsurune: Kazemai High School Kyudo Club) Match 4: "DANZEN! Futari wa Pretty Cure" - Gojo Mayumi (Futari wa Pretty Cure) {VS} "Bye Bye" - 7!! (Kimi To Boku) Match 5: "Hikariare" - BURNOUT SYNDROMES (Haikyuu!!) {VS} "FLY HIGH!!" - BURNOUT SYNDROMES (Haikyuu!!) Match 6: "Gun's & Roses" - Paradise Lunch (Baccano!) {VS} "Flyers" - BRADIO (Death Parade) Match 7: "MAN HUMAN" - Denki Groove (Devilman Crybaby) {VS} "Goya no Machiawase" - Hello Sleepwalkers (Noragami) Match 8: "Maji LOVE 1000%" - STARISH (Uta no Prince-sama: Maji Love 1000%) {VS} "KICK BACK" - Kenshi Yonezu (Chainsaw Man)
PART B (5/8 12:00pm ET)
Match 9: "Papermoon" - Tommy heavenly6 (Soul Eater) {VS} "Resonance" - T.M. Revolution (Soul Eater) Match 10: "Hyadain no Kakakata☆Kataomoi-C" - Maeyamada Kenichi (Nichijou) {VS} "Parallel Hearts" - FictionJunction (Pandora Hearts) Match 11: "Easy Breezy" - chelmico (Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!) {VS} "Bara wa Utsukushiku Chiru" - Koji Makaino (Rose of Versailles) Match 12: "Tank!" - The Seatbelts (Cowboy Bebop) {VS} "COLORS" - FLOW (Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion) Match 13: "Melissa" - Porno Graffitti (Fullmetal Alchemist 2003) {VS} "Golden Time Lover" - Sukima Switch (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood) Match 14: "Rain" - SID (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood) {VS} "Again" - YUI (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood) Match 15: "Monochrome Kiss" - SID (Black Butler) {VS} "Brand New World" - D-51 (One Piece) Match 16: "Smile Bomb" - Mawatari Matsuko (Yu Yu Hakusho) {VS} "Dream Island Obsessional Park" - Susumu Hirasawa (Paranoia Agent)
PART C (5/10 12:00pm ET)
Match 17: "R★O★C★K★S" - Hound Dog (Naruto) {VS} "Lovers" - 7!! (Naruto: Shippuden) Match 18: "Far Away" - Asian Kung-Fu Generation (Naruto) {VS} "Blue Bird" - Ikimonogakari (Naruto: Shippuden) Match 19: "Hero's Come Back" - Nobodyknows (Naruto: Shippuden) {VS} "BLOODY STREAM" - Coda (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) Match 20: "Aoi Hana" - Kikukodan (Sweet Blue Flowers) {VS} "Unravel" - TK (Tokyo Ghoul) Match 21: "Setsuna no Ai" - GRANRODEO (Bungo Stray Dogs) {VS} "Gurenge" - LiSA (Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba) Match 22: "Scar" - Tatsuya Kitani (Bleach) {VS} "Eternal Blaze" - Nana Mizuki (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's) Match 23: "Sono Saki e" - RIRIKO (Children of the Whales) {VS} "Rondo-Revolution" - Masami Okui (Revolutionary Girl Utena) Match 24: "Motteke! Sailor Fuku" - Aya Hirano, Emiri Katou, Kaori Fukuhara, and Aya Endo (Lucky☆Star) {VS} "Moonlight Densetsu" - Dali, Moon Lips (Sailor Moon)
PART D (5/12 12:00pm ET)
Match 25: "99.9" - MOB CHOIR feat. sajou no hana (Mob Psycho 100) {VS} "1" - MOB CHOIR (Mob Psycho 100) Match 26: "99" - MOB CHOIR (Mob Psycho 100) {VS} "Kibou no Uta" - Ultra Tower (Food Wars) Match 27: "Departure!" - Masatoshi Ono (Hunter x Hunter) {VS} "Sakura Kiss" - Chieko Kawabe (Ouran High School Host Club) Match 28: "History Maker" - Dean Fujioka (Yuri!!! On ICE) {VS} "Kaikai Kitan" - Eve (Jujutsu Kaisen) Match 29: "Drunken Dreams of the Past" - Lin Zhixuan (Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation) {VS} "Connect" - ClariS (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) Match 30: "No Parting" - Jeff Chang (Heaven Official's Blessing) {VS} "Delicate ni Suki Shite" - Ota Takako (Mahou no Tenshi Creamy Mami) Match 31: "Kiss Me" - Celeina Ann and Nai Br.XX (Carole & Tuesday) {VS} "Sudachi no Uta" - Anemoneria (Wonder Egg Priority) Match 32: "A Cruel Angel's Thesis" - Yoko Takahashi (Neon Genesis Evangelion) {VS} "Shinzou wo Sasageyo" - Linked Horizon (Attack on Titan)
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desceros · 6 days
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i'm SO bad at making money in stardew valley but i'm SO tempted to get two purple turtles and name them donatello and viola-chan [cries]
i did name mine donatello, and i can confirm that it's SO satisfying. so you have two choices.
one is to take your time, the money will come eventually, etc etc, honk shoo honk shoo
two is to abandon all morals, embrace T H E M A C H I N E, and get your fuckin turtles. i'll give you a few tips based on which skills you like the best so you can gear towards those! i'll rank them in order of most to least efficient in terms of gameplay hours, in my experience. under a cut because i have almost 2k hours in this game And i read the wiki for fun. of course you can do, like, the non coconuts version of these suggestions if you're looking for something more low-key hahaha
farming: this is the biggest money maker hands down. if you have the island unlocked, fill that thing with as much starfruit as you can afford. go to the desert and plant a bunch of oak trees, then tap them so you can get a bunch of oak resin. in the beginning, you can sell as many starfruits as you need (unprocessed) in order to buy up more seeds; otherwise, keep them for processing into wine. start filling up your island farm that isn't farmland with the kegs. fill them up as you make them. sell the wine. you can make hundreds of thousands in a week doing this once you start scaling up and fill the entire farm. you can also do pineapples or ancient seeds which over time will be more profitable since you don't have to buy the seeds, but i find these take a lot longer to get started, so i personally prefer the starfruit. you can also just sell the unprocessed starfruit as it is, and it'll make you coconuts amounts of cash, but it's less efficient than turning it into wine. also, dont worry about aging it. that takes way too long for it to be your sole money maker.
sleeping: on the left side of your island farm, plant a fairy rose. then surround it as much as you can with bee hives. if you do this a couple times, you can get some serious cash by doing literally nothing but passing time.
mining: skull caverns runs where you farm iridium are pretty bog standard in speed runs. first thing to know is that the desert trader will swap jade for staircases on sunday. you'll get a crystalarium out of the community center bundle for the vault; put a jade in it as soon as you can. scale this up as quickly as you can, then get as many staircases as you can. next, you'll want to block pam's door with a chair so she gets to the bus a little more quickly. then have some coffee (or triple shot espresso if you can) on hand, and some luck food (think spicy eel, that sort of thing.) get as many bombs as you can make (or explosive ammo if you can afford it). staircase down as far as you can, then start blowing shit up. don't worry about the enemies. you're here for M O N E Y not glory. salads or gold-star cheese are good foods to keep on hand to keep your health up. magnetism is very important here, so you'll want to have either a magnet ring, a glowstone ring, or an iridium band equipped. come back, smelt all your iridium up, and sell it. you can also do this with radioactive ore when you get there, but it's a lot less reliable than this method. plus you'll get a bunch of other stuff in skull cavern to sell, too.
animals: pigs are the most efficient, though also the most labor-intensive animal. they'll find truffles, and with the farming boost of 40% to artisan goods, it's always profitable to turn them into oil. especially with the new blue grass, it's easy to get to where each pig is finding you several truffles a day. you can also do goats for their cheese and age it in the basement, which is a pretty decent money-maker. ostriches are quite good as well, once you unlock them. i usually have one barn filled with ostriches, and another filled with all the other animals. coop is pretty lackluster in my opinion, best filled with rabbits so you can get lots of feet for gifts.
fishing: so this can actually be a pretty good moneymaker now that 1.6 has buffed it quite a bit. the best way in my opinion is to make some lava eel bait, go to the top of the volcano, fish up lava eels all day, and smoke them. you can make a good chunk of cash this way. also crabpots are very underrated, especially if you have either an ocean of bait makers and the perk to get rid of trash (not my preferred method since i use the trash to get refined quartz), or the perk that makes it so they don't require bait and thus you just collect that good shit every morning. (sidebar, this is a really good way of getting fish for deluxe fertilizer if you're a crafting-type person.) fishponds are.... not great? tbh? so unless you're looking for something very specific (like caviar, the spicy eel drop from lava eels) i don't really bother with them much anymore.
combat: find the new parrot trinket. try to get at least level three if you can, though obvs. the higher the better. pop on some monster musk, go in the mines (best is the dangerous skull cavern mines since that has a 2x monster spawn rate, but if you aren't there yet, i recommend levels 55-70 of the regular mines since those have sprites which are Hella easy to kill, drop coal, and there are a metric shit ton of them), and farm away. this is easier if you use the hammer style (acrobat+artful+3x ruby enchants), as you can abuse the special attack and get massive aoe damage. with the parrot, he picks up a bit of money from time to time, more as his level goes up. you can make some Serious cash doing this. plus selling the drops, things you mine up, etc.
foraging: i..... tried for a long time to think of a good way to make money with foraging. i suppose technically the tree saps would be foraging? and they're.... okay? you could sell wood and hardwood but it's such a waste considering they're so important in crafting. if you're the kind of player who likes to spend all day wandering around the valley looking for forageables, more power to you, but pick one of the passive ways to make money and then have fun doing this. if you want two purple turtles, it's going to take you Years to do it through foraging.
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twipsai · 5 months
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MAJOR SPLATOON SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!!! <this is mostly a caution for my friend whos going thru splatoon rn lolz hi Bee if ur reading this
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screenshotting this post w/out the url and im turning rbs off cuz i dont wanna start beef, but like. i have never seen a more stupid fucking opinion of rotm. are you fucking kidding me.
first of all, the conflict between inklings and octarians was one-sided in modern times. it was simply a suffering civilization trying to take revenge on on whom they believed to be their enemies, not even knowing that the war they had fought is long dead and the inklings that inhabit the surface would welcome them with open arms. because, let me get one thing very clear: all of the weird racism metaphors in octo expansion are literally just a result of poor translation with the original being nowhere NEAR as overt in how they portray octolings as a sort of "stand-in" for the struggles that poc face irl. obviously, theres some tension between the two species, but there was never a story thread about this conflict. ya feel?
(^THIS SECTION IS WORDED WEIRDLY AND ISNT ENTIRELY REFLECTIVE OF MY OPINIONS ABOUT THIS PORTION OF THE GAME CUZ IM SLEEPY!!!!)
second of all, are we forgetting the part where the splatlands WERE effected by the Flood? it literally flooded the entire land!!! but instead of this dividing the people who inhabited it, they came together and drained it. drained it into Alterna. which is WHY we see these different tribes lasting in modern day with Deep Cut, why we see inklings and octolings living side-by-side with zero tension, and yet recognition and celebration of each others differences. is that not beautifully poetic?
we even see the fact that octarians have integrated back on the surface with the technology being used, particularly the use of floating machines! theres even octarian language on the splatana stamper! all of this life that was breathed into the game is all around you and it takes so little effort to just look!
i just wanna make one thing clear: so far, ALL of splatoons hero modes have been caused by humanity, be it directly or indirectly. in splatoon 1 and 2, we see the long-term effects of octarians living underground for 100 years rear its head and lash out, trying to survive. conditions underground are harsh. why are they underground in the first place? they lost the great turf war. a fight for land due to the rising sea levels. which was LITERALLY CAUSED by a nation 12000 years ago dropping a bomb on Antarctica as an intimidation tactic, as well as general global warming reaching a tipping point after wwV.
octo expansion? a broken machine left behind by humanity goes insane in its loneliness and tries to perfect the new intelligent life after sitting and watching for so long. splatoon 3? the last mammal, in its grief, tries to regain what he has lost.
the entire franchise is about letting go of the past, living in the moment, and looking forward to the future. half the songs naming conventions are based around momentum. its now or never.
how can you not see how this game has built its world so beautifully? it just makes me sad to think about
people are entitled to their own opinions, and its fine if you didnt like splatoon 3's story. but why are you, in a game franchise that ends with the line "the times have changed. the world can never be as it was. moving forward... is the future" so stuck in what could have been?
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boxwinebaddie · 8 months
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also you said rm kenny is tatted everywhere and idk why i thought of this but my new headcanon is that they have a squirrel on their thigh that’s reaching for their “nuts” LMAOOOO
icooooooonic! head-ken-non accepted <3
i swear theyve got really detailed sick skeleKen ones, like a gnarly neck tattoo, scary really intricate line work and artistry...and then like 'kiss here' on their neck, like hands around their ass, bees on their knees for 'bees knees' probably 'bite me' inside their lip slahdlkd
its like The Most Beautifully Executed Hauntingly Evocative Tattoo of All Time next to like....a hello kitty mech violently blowing up hitler
a c.d. right of passage is that if they like you enough, kenny lets you tattoo something on them and as a joke this girl that jimmy was seeing got reeeeeally wasted and tattooed her phone number on kenny bc she didnt know what to do...and they kept it hidden for that girls privacy
BUT THEN SHE CHEATED ON JIMMY AND THEY BLASTED IT ALL OVER THE MEGATRON AT ONE OF THEIR BIGGEST CONCERTS....she still gets calls to this day <3 choke <33333
( we love u jimmy!!!!! we got u king ilysm baby! chin up! )
other c.d. rites of passage include:
.....you have to have a Raeger Bomb™
its stan-da-tory
like its just a normal jaeger bomb except instead of red bull its a yerba mate because raven is a crunchy plant boy king
also cd sets up an obstacle course and u have to get through it as fast as you can using jimmys crutches
and if you can do it faster than jimmy or dont quit....you get a favor
but no one has beat jimmy ;)
smh if that man could use his legs he would fight god and win
live laugh crimson dawn <3
-uncle nina, mother of 3 ( 4 if u count marj )
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"... to bugs"
last time a bee stung me was over 3 years ago. i laid down on the grass and accidentally crushed a bee with my left earlobe. she was just laying still there, and i, the big fumbling giant i am, accidentally put here into a dark, crushing situation, and she lashed out. she stung me on the ear, and she died because of it. it hurt me for 3 or 4 hours at most.
last time a human stung me was a month ago. we were sharing a family dinner, and my dad told me that the way i was sitting on my chair was impolite. i had my left foot up on the chair, the knee resting against my chest, and the other leg crossed between my foot and my body. this came out of nowhere, because i always sit like this, but my dad said it was impolite, and i didnt understand how. i asked him why it was impolite. he said you know why. i replied no i dont. he said i dont believe you and yes i do and stop lying and sit properly. i said dad im being serious i dont get how this is rude and he said something must be really wrong with your brain if you dont understand. i put my feet down and i ate my dinner in silence and i went to sleep early that night. i still think about that every time i sit that way in a chair. i think about how wrong my brain is.
last time an ant bit me was last year. i was at my grandmas house, where my cousins and i would have a yearly water bomb fight. running around, chucking water balloons at each other, at one point i squatted on the ground to avoid being seen, and didnt realise my toe was in a green ant colony. dozens of ants began climbing my foot, and i was desperately apologizing out loud and gently knocking them off so they wouldnt be hurt, but i didnt want them on me or else they would bite. someone heard me talking to the ants and threw a water balloon at me, which exploded on my face, and so i ran after them, to retaliate, not knowing i had left an ant on my foot, and had run away from its home with it, and so it bit me, to let me know. i dropped my balloon and i put the ant back at its home. that was the only bite i got from disrupting the whole colony. it stopped hurting about an hour later.
last time i was bit by a human was a week ago. id had a hard time recently, and was determined to make this day count, especially since i was home alone all day and had all the free time i wanted. i showered (which i normally am not motivated to do), brushed my teeth (which i normally am not motivated to do), shaved (which i normally am not motivated to do), ate (which i normally am not motivated to do), cleaned my room (which i normally am not motivated to do), cleaned the bathrooms (which i normally am not motivated to do), did the dishes (which i normally am not motivated to do), vaccuumed (which i normally am not motivated to do), and then pulled out my laptop to work on an assignment (which i normally am not motivated to do). at this stage in my long hard day, i was feeling very proud of myself (which i normally dont have a reason to do), when my mum came home, saw me on my laptop, and said of course you sat there all day and did nothing. all my pride vanished and i felt worthless (which i normally do), nodded my head, and closed all my schoolwork tabs. if thats all im thought to do, why shouldnt i do it.
the last time a bug hurt me in general was 2 weeks ago. a simple housefly was buzzing around and it accidentally flew into my mouth. i accidentally swallowed it. it became caught in my throat. i had a huge coughing and retching fit because of the obstruction, and i didnt feel better until the next day, when i had forgotten the feeling. but im sure the fly got the worse deal.
the last time a person hurt me was just the other day. i had done my hair in a different way which i thought was really cute. i showed it off to my siblings but before i could say anything they laughed at me and said i looked like an idiot. kt was all jokes. they thought i was joking about the hairstyle. i smiled and laughed with them. i went away and put my hair back and decided to never change it up again.
maybe if people were a little bit nicer i would treat them more like insects
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imeverywoman420 · 2 years
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I hate all feminine archetypes because theyre unnatural and describe annoying shallow male centric women that dont exist (the one female archetype quiz that has results like. Queen the mother the lover the sage the ingenue) when male archetypes are just normal.
But god damn the one female archetype that is real and i CANNOT stand is the queen bee. Maternalistic and just as abusive as a real mom! Hasnt been single since she started dating in 6th grade. Major cry bully that cant fight her own battles and relies on having a reputation as “the cool girl” that the guys like for being so low maintenance and modest and agreeable. You know the girl in high school that called every guy that played sports her “brother” like omggg thats literally my brotherrrr. They literally act like 1800s stereotypes of women. Their entire social circle is women theyre competing with, women theyre bullying, and low testosterone men theyre not attracted to that boost their ego and white knight for them. Theyre manipulative and try to gain your trust and love bomb you at first like heyyyy best friend <3 then as soon as you do something they dont like theyll spend the rest of their days literally PLOTTINGGG about you!!!! Bitch this is not gossip girl get a hobby i know youre understimulated
They can be any age ive met 50 year old queen bees at my old job and ive met 15 year old queen bees in high school that would try and do weird gossip girl shit to me lmao
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ambulance-mom · 2 years
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ooc I'm 21 i have a learning disability wich is actually as i found out a educational learning disability and a social learning disability
i live in the uk
i go to a daycentre on Tuesday and Wednesday
i have adhd
i have been role-playing for three years
i may have autism... waiting for a test
i suffer from anxiety and depression so if i baddger you please don't block me it's just my emotions or if to the outside eye i seem toxic I'm not toxic i just have iffy social skills and dont pick up on cues well
turns out i struggle with boundaries so please tell something if do wrong
all blogs
no pedos
no homophobes
no creeps
my tf oc
Backstory
Trauma began life as a high caste medical trainee before the war and during the boiling point when it all went down the high council decided to bomb her clinic for disabled homeless younglings making a cover up saying they had destroyed abominations but trauma... out of her grief joined the decepticons to avenge her lost charges
alternative timeline
during the middle of the war she saw a decepticon soldier kill a youngling and then the truth came toppling on her she had then defected to the autobots and became a rescue bot for sigma 17 soon after morrocco kidnapped Cody and since then she became Cody's bot partner and in some aspects mother figure
tfp/RB info above
alternate tfp/rid2015
after the war she was granted amnesty and placed as the alchimores medic....
in some universe's she's a sweet and sadistic predicon medical officer
in the shattered glass universe she is insane off the walls and kidnaps younglings to "help" them being a mad medic
in generation 1 she's a apprentice of hook and sees the cons as a dysfunctional but lovable family
in animated she may be a former decepticon but trauma chooses to stay neutral and help orphan human children
in earthspark she's Megatron's lover and a close friend of dot's like her conjunx she was a decepticon and was their medic and now reculantlly works for ghost but she can't help but feel something's off about ghost
she was the one who amputated dot's leg and helped with her prosthetic leg and dot became like a sister to her
she was the one in my RP universe saved rumble's life and reunited him with frenzy his older sister and co parent's the twin's aswell as the other terran Cybertronian children with dot and megs acting as an aunt to all the lil ones
in idw she was at the Delphi facility when pharma released the rust disease potentially putting her Life at risk and the false medic then shot her
Fallout au
Surprisingly the bombs never affected due to her Cybertronian nature now she studies the wasteland curious and now tries to protect folk from raiders
adoptive sire
@lobethemnemosurgeon
Loves:
@dodgeram-reboot shots
her kids
@decepticonranks - squishy child
@mic-is-dropped wholesome blue baby
sideblogs
star wars rp blogs
@tinyfett - cw and fanon tbb boba fett
@hidden-apprentice starkiller rp blog
@omega-fett99 tbb bad batch omega rp blog
@the-lost-sniper sev rp blog
fnaf rp blogs
@bear-bitten evan afton rp blog
@daddys-clown -Elizabeth afton rp blog
@corpse-guard afton rp blog
@chica-the-mother-chicken - chica rp blog
@golden5th - cassidy rp blog
dc blogs rp
@arkhambird -arkhamverse jason todd
steven universe rp blogs
@emotional-suport-noodle spinel rp blog
@rose-son steven universe rp blog
Hazbin verse rp blog
@damian-morningstar damian from bad luck jack and zoophobia headcanonn au rp blog
@charlotte-morning-star Charlie rp blog
@the-bee-queen beeelzabub rp blog
@tex-the-hellhound tex rp blog
@hellhound-loony - loona rp blog
@fizzy-jezter fizzaroli rp blog
@collin-sheep collin rp blog
@morningstar-angel vaggie rp blog
@barbie-on-a-wire barbiewire rp blog
disney rp blogs
@fallen-second-born - scar rp blog
@takas-only-friend shenzi rp blog
murder drones blogs
@nate-doorman-elliot n rp blog
@assuie-tessa alive Tessa rp blog
@crab-mom nori rp blog
@emo-grape uzi rp blog
quarry rp blog
@silas-dogboy - silas vorez rp blog
paw patrol rp blog
@bella-the-medic-pup paw patrol oc rp blog
resi rp
@mould-girl Eveline rp blog
poppy playtime blog
@theokitty au catnap
Ninjago rp blog
@failed-student morro rp blog
Fallout rp blog
@synth-nick-valentine
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are you taking prompts? if you are how about no. 40
i am taking prompts, I don't know if you want fanfic or original characters but ummm... yeah.
"I never stood a chance, did I?" That's what Chloe said before kissing her and running away.
Now, Brooke would say she's not an aggressive person at all. But when you drop a truth bomb like that on your driveway then drive away, you have an excuse to be a teeny bit mad.
Not about the kissing part, no that was a definite good thing. The thing was, Brooke had been crushing on her best friend since freshman year. Sure, people might say, "Chloe Valentine? Doesn't she walk all over you?"
Those people weren't wrong per say. When the two of them were at school Chloe kind of treated Brooke like dirt. This didn't matter in the face of when they were alone.
When it was just the two of them, Chloe became more than just Middleborough High's resident Queen Bee. She became Brooke's friend.
And honestly, probably Brooke's only friend. Everyone else just saw her as a way to get popular and not as an actual person with actual feelings. But unlike everyone else, Chloe cared.
All this brings us back to Brooke's current situation.
As usual, Chloe had picked up Brooke from her dance studio and started driving her home.
Brooke started pulling her hair out of her bun, rambling about anything, and occasionally singing along to whatever song came up from her and Chloe's shared playlist. Everything was like it always was.
Then Chloe pulled to Brooke's house. Brooke was gathering her stuff to leave when she met Chloe's eye.
Chloe's eyes widened just a bit and she turned her head away from Brooke.
"Chloe? Is everything alright?" Brooke asked. Chloe had a habit of never actually saying something was wrong.
Without looking at Brooke, she said, "Yeah I'm fine. No need to worry. Now hurry up! I can stay in your driveway forever!"
Brooke knew Chloe well enough to know when she was deflecting but she also knew her well enough to know when she wouldn't spill.
"Okay then..." Brooke conceded, climbing out Chloe's car "But if you need anything, please text me. Okay?"
At that, Chloe turned to Brooke and said, "I never stood a chance, did I?" Leaning across the passenger seat to kiss her square in the lips.
Not giving Brooke time to savor the moment or at least react. She slammed the door shut and started backing out.
Flustered and quite confused, Brooke started heading to her house.
Feeling a buzz from inside her dance bag, she pulled out her phone and saw a text from Chloe.
To Brooke: oh my god im so sorry
please dont hate me
From Brooke: Why would i hate you?
To Brooke: because i kissed you?
From Brooke: Oh yeah that
How about we talk about that tomorrow? Preferably at pinkberry
To Brooke: that'd be great!!! see you then 😃💄🐾
Brooke smiled to herself. Pinkberry and her best friend who may or my not become her girlfriend? Count her in.
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shrimplicitly · 2 years
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i wish this site would stop pushing bugs onto people and i dont mean like. posts that talk abt the merits of bugs and stuff but posts that are like "bugs are literally the cutest creatures and u need to start being around them and interacting with them uwu theyre ur new pets now" like yeah bugs are cool but i will Freak Out if they get near me. or fly bomb me. or touch me bc the sensations are Too Much and i would rather Not and im not the only one like that like i dont want a huge plant on my balcony that will attract bees bc ive been stung by them too many times. im way to skittish to be around wasps bc they WILL interpret my fear flailing as a threat. bugs arent for everyone
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Lex Luthor drains The Light's bank account
THE LIGHTS BASE
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June 8, 23:30
Vandal Savage: What the hell, what happened to my 100k?
Queen Bee: Uhh, I don't know, maybe Luthor did something.
Klairon: Yeah, he spends every single penny on his useless inventions that could be made with magic for free.
Ultra-Humanite: ALRIGHT WHY ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING AT ME, IM A MONKEY AND ALL BUT I DON'T EVEN EAT BANANAS
Lex Luthor: Alright fine I spent it on Genshin Impact, but refresh your Paypal, I already gave it back.
Vandal Savage: Yeah, you did, but...
Deathstroke: But what? my gun is always ready to fire and all...
Vandal Savage: No, don't kill him, he manages our expenses and all. BUT we gotta cure him of the Genshin Impact.
Lex Luthor: What the hell does that mean?
Vandal Savage: We gotta make you forget the game.
Lex Luthor: Dont, or else I will stop funding you.
Vandal Savage: Remember, we have bombs on your Lexcorp building.
*Lex Luthor is silent*
Vandal Savage: Also, I know just the perfect guy, or I'd say gal. Any of you remember Black Manta?
Deathstroke: So you're planning to control Miss Martian? That would be like essentially bombing this base right here, right now.
Vandal Savage: Don't worry, I have a plan with some magic.
New York City
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June 9, 4:20
Miss Martian: Vandal! You will not hurt ANYONE as long as I am here.
Vandal Savage: po dna elam amgis yrev si tnassap ne osla ssehc ni eceip tseb eht si koonk eht (this is backwards language, aka zattana's spell language btw)
Miss Martian: What is your order, Master?
Vandal Savage: Come with me.
THE LIGHTS BASE
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June 9, 9:10
Lex Luthor: WHAT THE HELL VANDAL I JUST WOKE UP AND OH MY GOD IS THAT MISS MARTIAN DON;T WORRY IM CALLING MERCY
Vandal Savage: No, she's under my control. Miss Martian, you have 24 hours to make Lex Luthor forget Genshin Impact.
Miss Martian: Alright.
*she enters Lex Luthor's mind*
Miss Martian: There you go, the genshin part, just have to destroy it and all.
*she does that and leaves instantly*
Lex Luthor: Oh my god, who installed this genshin impact thing on my phone?
Klairon: get pranked baldy
Lex Luthor: That's impressive, you somehow managed to crack my 420 digit password.
Klairon: magic and all lmao
Vandal Savage: I think I can keep Martian with me for a while. but THANK GOD that he was actually cured in 10 minutes.
Miss Martian: Actually, I just wanted to see how this was going. I faked being controlled, and when you told me that you want to cure Luthor of Genshin Impact, I just did because according to my friends, it is very morally correct. Or based. Now, I'll leave. Bye, Luthor.
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heartstopperleaves · 2 years
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The Story about me getting bullied...
...It took me more than 2 years to finally write about by bully story. Soo here is a triggerwarning for bullies,mental health. It all started when I was 11 year old. And it was a new school with new people but also some people from elementary school, who I called my friends back in these days.
So one day my so called friends wanted to talk with me about something. Well, it was about me beeing annoying to them, because uhm yeah they never told me a reason. From this day on my life has changed so much and I suffered a lot in my life because of this little Moment.
Yeah it was just this one little Moment when my so called friends made me to the bully victim number one of our year. It was like a ticking bomb which just explode.
Since that day my whole year and some guys from older years bullied me because of my face , how I look, how I speak , find some stupid names to call on me. Even how i ate or how I breath even just the fact I excist was a target for them to bully me.They tookmy stuff and throw it arround. Or even destroyed ma stuff.  Guess what my confidence shrunk so much; I dont even had any confidence at this point of my life.
There were so many days when I just don’t wanna go to school, I was happy when I was at home. School trips where horrible. My parents forced me to go because thats just normal. They also didnt know about the bulling in school I never talked about it. Because I knew if i do so, they would say talk back you got a mouth so speak up. Dont lets themm bully you. Yep they didn’t know that won’t work.
Even if I would have done that they wont stop. When I said somthing they bullied back if I tried to ignore they still bully me. So I hoped time goes on and I finally can go onto my next school.
To be honest these four years just kinda destroyed me.
YES DESTROYED ME
I didnt know back then but now I do. My mental health was getting so bad in this point of my life. So I was so so happy to get the Chance to start a new me in new school. But how with no confidence?
Also what is a new me because the old me who was friendly and open to make new friends got destroyed back then. So I was the destroyed 14year old Girl that liked to wait an see what happen next. Never speak up and wait until people speak to her.
So I barly made friends in the next few days, but I talked to the half of my knew class, but no one seemed to be a friend. Except one person. I regonized her allready at the first day in the hall. I thought: maybe shes nice.
Yes she was and is till today.
But the bullies didnt stopp. For the first 3 weeks. Because I was one of the last people getting in the classroom there were no good places to take a seat. Just 2 free chairs, one in the first row and one in the middle of second row. I wished to have enough confidence to say hey i wanna sit there, but I didnt. So I sat down in first row. There sat two person called julia and sarah. They made fun of me. Till the day I got a Boyfriend. But before that Claudia, thats the name of this nice Person asked me to sit next to her. Because there was still a spot in second row. She is my healing, since that day I recoved day by day, even julia and sarah still made fun of me.
I never get bullied again till 2014 in vocational school. Some stupid guy called Kevin... At this point of my life I didnt gave a fuck about it. And it quickly stopped. Back than i last year of vocational school he really wanna get friends with me, but I guess that just was because I came out as a lesbian. And he thought it would be cool hanging around with the class lesbian.
These are just the bully stories. But the worsted part of all is the mental health, and How I still have to learn that people are not bad and I am not trash or something.That I am worth it. I am worth it do have friends I am worth it to be happy. Yeah I still struggle I cant affort compliments. I'm bad at taking criticism, because I think all i did till now was wrong I think I am not to good at something or I am the worst ever.
So yeah from age 11 till age 21 i was bullied more or less but I was. And this will never go away this will always be part of me.
TEN FUCKING YEARS
And I thank myself. I never had thoughts about suicid or so. I just once cut myself in my arms, I didnt get any scars. Thank god that didn't helped me at all to feel better at this point. Also sometimes I think i wish someone noticed it. Maybe then I got a therapist. But yeah I struggled all the time alone.
And I still do so. Everytime some new people come into my life I am scared to do something wrong I am not enought or something. Mental health is such a complex construct. Its sad how things that happend 15 yeas ago still afflect you.
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FLAMES JOURNEY CHAPTER #9 neegans pain and unexpectedly hard runions
valdederon and negan both sit down after escoting neegan to his room and neegan begins to sob heavily valdederon looking around the room witch is a mess of claw marks rasor shell slashes and the furniture all but in ribbons the only thing un touched is his nest witch has a couple empty bottles of Spelon Berry bombs ( a spicy whiskey like drink ) and one un opened .
negan--- .. i try ..n.not to drink to much but.. this day of all days hurts so dam much i cant…
he reaches for the bottle but gasps as it shatteres as a stick flies through it clearly thrown with force
neegan-- ha.. guessi shouldnt be surprised.. your heart is like a marsh.. hic.. marsh mallow
valdederon--- i know from experiance that drinking seems like it helps but it doesnt.. in my life as a human i tried it once but gave it up when i nearly blew up an entire ware house having a flash back.. talk to me.. whats going on aside from it beeing your friends birthday and you beeing up set that you both had a fight.
neegan---… can i get some rest first..but.. stay in the room with me.. i cant stand to be alone right now….
valdederon gently sighs and helps neegan to his nest were he promptly passes out exausted lightly drunk and extremly sad.. possibly even depressed…he then goes over to the fire place and gets it gowing after soaking up the mess he made .
valdederon--- he must have just stared recently to not bee upset at me shattering that drink..
over the next couple hours neegan fidgets in a restless slumber tears straming down his face when he eakes up and grabs a berry from his travel pack and begins eating it groggily. yawning after he finishes he rubs the side of he shoulder and lets out a soft sigh.
neegan-- probably…6 years ago..awhile before you were rescued by the guild master i was part of a dungeon raid with my bestfriend…my brother..a pansear named james .we were fighting in preety tight halways so most of his strong moves were to powerful. there were 12 teams and wed fight in rotation it was super stressful. james and i .. he he he.we fought in synk and were combat medics but a few hours in the raid a grupt of razor hounds rushed out of no were and were about to rip into me when …a dark purple flash riped a powerful explosive blast scattering evryone.. i was burned and 3 of out team member got hurt but 4 teams were.. knocked unconsios and varrybaddly injured. if it werent fo teleport badges i dont know how many we would have lost, i. was upset scared.. angry confused when i woke up james and i started to argue and fight. and i called him a no goof fire bombing psycho. but it wasnt his fault but i was so upset i just ran.. and ran and ran untill i ended up here…..mother mew help me.. im a terrible friend.
he begins to sob and valdederon gets up from sitting by the fire place and comes over gently rubbing the dewotts back as he wails not one of them aware of the comming events ahead of them.
valdederon--- lets go work out some of your frestration.. you could use a light distraction.
neegan nodds and sits up and slowly rises with valdederon both of them heading to the still decimated training room. were they begin sparing lightly for awhile. for 2 hours they loose track of time untill they head out to get some lunch but while eating yelling can be heard in the distance. they both head over to the mess hall were its coming from .
valdederon--- whats going on here
the whole caffeteria goes quiet aside from one verry upset pokemon screaming were is he were is the dam dewott.
neegan---w.wait that..that cant…he.. did he track me down…it cant be.. that sounds like james.
with in moments a monkey like animal leaps into the air and pounces neegan into a wall and begins nearly squeazing the life out of the dazed dewott but not out of anger but sadness and worry.
valdederon--- uh.. bud you do realize you conked him in the head right..
the monkey like pokemon stares at valdederon with a growl embers falling from between his teeth and val gives an equaly serious growl back surprising the monkey alittle. before neegan pushes him off with a yelp.
neegan--crimeny james could you bee any more rough.. ive already had a headache and now its pounding cause of that stunt..
the pansear backs up alittle whimpering when the dewot hugs him suddenly and whimpers loudly before tears begin flooding down to the pansears chest
james--w..whoa.. n.neegan what the hell.. why are you crying ..you.
valdederon flicks the pansear on the nose before he can finish his sentance and begins whispering.
valdederon--- you both need to talk alone.. ill walk you both up to his room so you can both have a talk with out interuption.. you have no idea how much pain hes been in.
all 3 of them head to neegans room but only james and neegan go in while valdederon sits down against the wall with a sigh and a smile hoping the 2 of them can make up and stay friends despite the clear heated arguing going on inside almost one siddedly for while but soon silence.
{ inside the room }
james--god this room is a mess…..wait.. seriously youve been..
neegan-- im the worlds worst person arent i..i .. im sorry for .
james hugs neegan with a sigh fully grasping the gravity of neegans pain seeing the violent mess the room is in..after having taken 6 years of constant slash and razor shell attacks all over the walls and furniture and the empty booze bottles one recently shattered
neegan-- lets go home bud. evryone misses you and is worried.
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