#i eat cement

[aukasukabe]

this is canon idk bout yall

#jade harley #dave strider #homestuck #homestuck jade #homestuck dave #homestuck headcanons #becquerel #i eat cement

[particleman01]

#crying #relatable asf #literally me #cement #i eat cement #yummy cement

[whosbian]

#this is so stupid i’m sorry #doctor who #thirteenth doctor #13th doctor #the thirteenth doctor #doctorwho #dr who #dw #nuwho #shitpost #he was forced to eat cement when he was 6 #jodie whittaker #thirteen is so silly #i need my phone to be taken away from me #yasmin khan #tagging her bc u can see her in the bg i apologize if this disrupts ur feeds yasminators i too am a yasminator

[spineless-lobster]

Thinking about zag’s too-much-time-out-of-the-underworld character portrait

This is the saddest, most pathetic, sopping wet man to ever walk this wretched earth

#look at him he was forced to eat cement when he was 6 #my sad little meow meow #I love him #hades game #zagreus

[bajablastable]

been watching bsd with my bestie and yeah gotta say this dude was born to eat cement.

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #akutagawa #he is my 2nd favoreite. #i drew him twice because i didnt like my first art of them. they uploaded in opposite order. #i know thats not the saying but eating cement is his calling in life. #we are on season 3 i think its a fun watch. i want like 4 of them hit by cars.

[tartppola]

YOUR GENDER, HAND IT OVER 👹

#twst #twisted wonderland #i say stuff #GGRGYHUGHRGR AUUGH AGUGAYEEGH #I WANT TO BE GIRL JUST LIKE HIM I WANT TO EAT CEMENT OFF THE GROUND AND EAT DRYWALL IN REAL TIME #vil gnc swag schoenheit

[melvincholy]

old low resolution art of creacher guy

#art #digital art #aggie.io #aggie doodles #why do people call it aggie its #magma #😡 #little freak #the creature #ugly twink #lowkey got #yaoi hands #mmm #old man yaoi #calling it #old art #even though its only from a few months ago so i feel less embarrassed about posting it #his name is wilson and #he was forced to eat cement when he was 6 #tma fanart #tma podcast #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tmapg #the only way you will get me to explain why i chose those tags is if you LIKE AND SUBSCRB 😏☝️ #oc

[hoofpeet]

Benefits of working at gear station: Free rats !!

#hoof draws #replacement ingo au #options for sugar mousing: #she keeps trying to hunt rattatas and hurting her nose by diving facefirst into cement/tile #b) she asks excadrill to make little holes in the tunnel walls so she can crawl inside and hunt rats by hand #(depot agent voice) i'm pretty sure i saw boss ingo catch and eat a rat with his bare hands ??

[r0b1ee]

He eat cement when he was 6

#He eat cement when he was 6 #Charlie Kelly #I've been trying to remember what I have and haven't already posted on here #Ik I haven't posted this one #iasip #always sunny

[lonepower]

oh my god FUCKING FINALLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY

*clears throat*

BECAUSE I CARE FOR HIM

#I'M EATING CEMENT. GOD. #not even waiting for it to dry. just shoveling wet handfuls into my mouth. fucking Writhing over here #the sound you've been hearing for the past (checks notes) three weeks has been me just howling uninterrupted. Fuck #_(⫪⫪ ゝ∠)_ #GOD. I AM NOT OVER THIS AND NEVER WILL BE #malevolent spoilers

[aurora-van-vana]

I think it’s hideous! And should be erased with fire!

(Scrapped character design trash. The last pic is the reference picture and is immaculate art.)

‼️WARNING, WHEN I FOUND ART-REFERENCE IT WAS NOT CREDITED TO ANYONE. IF YOU KNOW THE CREATOR PLEASE TELL ME SO I MAY CREDIT THEM FOR MY INSPO. THANK YOU.‼️

#find the artist #character art #character design #reference #scrapped art #scrapped characters #he was a menace #he was a butcher too by the way #and also a love interest— #artists on tumblr #my art #I always put too many tags #sorry for tag spam #artwork #puppets #he was forced to eat cement when he was 6 #he was #welcome home #eddie dear #eddie welcome home

[degrees-of-fuck]

WOO i finally have a kylar design i’m satisfied with

fucking wet rat. kicks him <3

#my art #Degrees of Lewdity #DoL #Kylar the Loner #I hope I made him look pathetic enough #did u know that kylar was actually forced to eat cement when he was six

[merakiui]

"gangbang with housewardens" *deep breathes* MORE THOUGHTS?????

Eueududududurur I'm going feral

ONE DAY I WILL WRITE A GANGBANG FIC FOR THE HOUSEWARDENS..... one day,,,, in the future... orz

As for more thoughts, I think they wouldn't be able to settle on who gets to use which hole and when. Kalim suggests they do rock-paper-scissors, which Azul immediately declines (there is no way he's risking losing in a game that's purely luck). Idia thinks they ought to put their names in a generator and roll to see who gets what number and that will determine everything. Again, more luck. But this time Vil objects, saying it wouldn't be very productive to do something like that when some will just forget the order and cheat. Leona rolls his eyes at that; like he'd cheat when everyone's here for the same reason. Unlike some of these losers, he's not clawing at the walls in desperation to get a crumb of pussy.

Mind you, they're all debating this while you're sitting on the bed, waiting. Watching. Hands folded in your lap. ;;;;;;;

Eventually, I think they'd decide to do it by seniority, as was Riddle and Malleus's suggestion. Essentially third years and then second years. It's a fair and respectful way of doing things, and they all manage to agree on it.

Malleus gets first pick because he's such an important and powerful individual. Like the romantic otome love interest he is, Malleus wants your pussy and he wants to do it missionary, too. Leona gets second pick and he takes your mouth because if Malleus is going to be fucking you he doesn't want that lizard to hear you crying out his name. So he'll stuff your mouth full of his cock instead, have you drooling on it, unable to answer any of Malleus's sweet nothings and praises. Either Vil or Idia take your ass, or you're taking both of them in either hand to stroke them. <3 of course they're all touching you during this. Vil is absolutely rubbing circles into your clit or he's making sure you're still present, peering down at you with a playful smirk when your eyes, hazed with lust, just manage to find his. He reminds you that even in a state of debauchery you are beautiful. Idia gains like,,, +10 confidence, so he'll say some filthy things. Most of them are mumbled, but if he gets really into it (and he does) he'll be a little more vocal. Definitely gets pussy-drunk when it's his turn to empty his load inside you. <3 additionally, Idia wants to try paizuri like in all of the hentai he's seen, and he also wants to fuck your armpit or thighs, too. A lot of his hentai fantasies come out when he's no longer the shy, introverted shut-in you're so used to seeing.

Kalim's pinching your nipples between his fingers, or he's peppering every part of you with sweet kisses. Riddle is very awkward, so he doesn't do much other than touch himself to the sight and sounds of your strangled whines and cries, but at Azul's teasing he gets a little bold (and competitive).

Azul and Riddle definitely unintentionally make it into a competition, as do Leona and Malleus (seeing who can be the sweetest, who can fuck you the roughest, who can cum the most in you, and so on). When switches are made, Azul and Riddle are fighting over your pussy like starved men LOL. They almost break out into a magic duel right there, but Kalim laughs about how silly they are and spreads your folds with slick fingers, wondering aloud if you could take both. Oh, they never thought about that before. Of course, even when they're slotted inside you, they're still occasionally bickering, grousing over how one dick is taking up too much space or how the other is oh-so-pitiful for cumming the minute you tightened around him. Kalim definitely takes your ass. You're sandwiched between the three of them, all of them thrusting up into you at varying paces, chasing orgasmic highs. Azul and Riddle get very pussy-drunk very fast. Azul promises to give you a family, Riddle slips up and calls you mommy, and even Kalim echoes the sentiment of wanting to knock you up nice and full. He kisses along your shoulders while Azul squeezes your hips and Riddle fondles your breasts, absolutely amazed that these pretty things were hiding underneath layers of uniform all this time.

And the amount of hickeys and bruises you'll receive! When they aren't grabbing at every part of you or using one of your holes, they're sucking hickeys into your heated skin, marking every available inch as if you're a blank canvas meant to be made into art.

By the end of it, you are extremely exhausted and so are they, but after settling down and catching breath they'll start to tend to you and themselves, retrieving snacks and water, a warm washcloth to clean you up. Someone starts water for a bath. They all admire you looking so fucked-out and dazed on the mattress. <3 and they all realize, when they notice the cum spattered on your thighs and dripping from your abused, twitching holes, that none of them wore protection.

Oh well. :) let nature happen. It's more fun that way.

#meraki thirsts #n/sfw #floydleechapologist #ALSO THE BASKETBALL FLOYD IMAGE???? #i love it T_T so feral and eating cement

[sumechiayuu]

When you hate on Toko Fukawa this is who you’re hating on btw

#She was born in a wet cardboard all alone and forced to eat cement when she was six #sumechiaspeaks #Can I hold her gently and put her in a cup to study her

[automatonknight]

longing for the sunshine, even if my wings may melt away

id: a digital drawing of mirage and gabriel from ultrakill. they’re shown running in green fields over a blue sky. mirage is closer to the viewer and she’s looking up, her legs are cut off by the frame. gabriel is fully visible, behind mirage and holding her hand, looking up into the sky as well. end id

#this fucking sucks but i had to get it out because it was on my mind so much it's annoying #art #ultrakill #whatever. honestly as much as i love the game and the story and characters etc etc it's been such a pain drawing anything for it this was #just eugh! a nightmare to work on. besides the background. that was fun #ok whatever. bye #i might redraw this when i'm feeling better/back into ultrakill but for now you get the baaaad version boo! #icarus is a really pretty song i think also. fits gabriel pretty well. if i do say so myself #also firealpaca has been randomly switching to the eraser tool and it's so annoying drawing this was like a fight for my life #sorry about complaining i'm just erm. eats cement

[clogginbloggingoggin]

yeag

#if I posted every stupid meme I’ve ever made you all would stop following me #so here’s this one #I was gonna make a forced to eat cement one w shane but I held my tongue #chris mannix #the hateful eight #tal