if The Exile were a party system rpg-style video game, what would some of the characters voice lines in battle be? Like, if they won, or a companion went down, or a romanced Commander went down, or they got healed or something?
:))))) I had fun doing this.
For MC being down it's: platonic /romantic, and for healing it's: in need of healing/after being healed.
Vethna:
MC's Down: "Ma Vysna! Hold on!" / "Tyrat'ri-- hold on, damn it! We've made it this far, haven't we?"
In need of healing: "I need to heal!" / "Thank... you..."
Victory: "And I thought Vygrand was violent."
Nikke:
MC's Down: "Shit--! MC's down..." / "Hell no. Get back up, MC! You're not dying on me today."
In need of healing: "Hey, uh, I don't think I'm supposed to be bleedin' from there. Am I supposed to be bleedin' from there?" / "Ah, yes-- the sweet satisfaction of cheating death... again."
Victory: "You'd think they'd get the memo to stop trying to kill us by now, huh?"
Jost:
MC's Down: "You're not supposed to take 'break a leg' literally, you know!" / "MC! You're okay-- you are okay, alright-- ? Just... stay there!"
In need of healing: "I know you can see I need healing right now..." (said in the most passive aggressive manner ever) / "Ah, that feels good..."
Victory: "F*ckers."
Amilia:
MC's Down: "No! Stay there, MC, I'm coming!" / "No! MC!" (But it sounds like she's about to burst into tears)
In need of healing: "In need of some help here. Now!" Followed by silence and then, a much quieter and polite: "... please?" / "Thanks..." (said with exhaustion)
Victory: "I just love restoring harmony into the world." (Said very cheekily) OR, if the enemy is an animal: "I wish we didn't have to do that..."
Sabir:
MC's Down: "MC! Get back up, damn it!" / "I'm coming, beloved. Hold on!"
In need of healing: "Not to cause alarm, but I do have reason to believe I am on the brink of death." / "Ah, thank you. I'm a few steps from the precipice now, at least!"
Victory: "... does anyone know how to get blood out of silk... ? ... no?"
Syfyn:
MC's Down: "Stay down, MC-- I'll see it's done." / "NO!" (but screamed in the most utterly gut wrenching way ever in a mix of pure rage and utter terror)
In need of healing: "We're taking too many hits here!" / "Thanks."
Victory: "..." (She's cool and strong and silent. Maybe just like a small "humph" occasionally?)
Freedom: I feel like Freedom would be an RO that isn't a companion, ya know? Like you can't go out on missions with them but they're still part of the "main crew," and maybe they have a couple of special missions you tag along for.
MC's Down: "That is... an inconvenience." / "Breathe, beloved. I will not let you fall so easily."
In need of healing: "My body feels... weak...?" / "... odd."
Victory: "Eugh-- their corpses already stink. Can we go now?"
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I need you all to know that Li Lianhua, Fang Duobing, and Di Feisheng had official Weibo accounts posting while MLC was airing, and there's too much to post it all here but some of these interactions are wonderful:
Li Lianhua: Today I wanted to go to the kitchen to cook, but it turns out Fang Xiaobao locked the kitchen doors?!
Di Feisheng: I've never eaten such unpalatable dishes in my life, @ Fang Duobing how did you survive before?
Fang Duobing (reply to DFS): Finally someone understands me
Li Lianhua (reply to FDB and DFS): I'm driving Lianhualou away, you two can sleep in the open tonight
Li Lianhua: I got woken up early this morning by Zhan Yunfei's sword practice, then dozed off again until now. Business is closed again today
Di Feisheng (reply to LLH): Who? Another person wants to duel with you? Make him line up behind me!
Li Lianhua: Let's celebrate tonight, I'll give the other two two extra dishes
Fang Duobing: Some people in the comments are saying Di Feisheng has been locked up by some Niuma Gang. What kind of gang is this and how have I not heard of it? How could Di Feisheng be so easily captured by a small gang?
Di Feisheng (reply to FDB): I can still hold out a little longer, come quickly you brat
If you want to scroll through these yourself, here's Li Lianhua's account, Fang Duobing's, and Di Feisheng's (it's not a great one but if you have the app, Weibo does have a translate function for posts which should give you the gist of some messages)
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Animal Talent!Scar and his trusty steed, Jellie the cat!
Also I wanted to infodump about the ConVex in this AU:
Fairies become Vexes when directly exposed to large amounts of corrupted magic which changes them both physically and mentally, making them vicious and blood thirsty
The process is reversible, but requires restraining the Vex which can be quite the challenge. And even when cured, the Vex magic will leave permanent changes to the fairy’s body, like lingering blue pigmentation, slightly sharpened teeth and altered wing shape
Neither Cub nor Scar will tell anyone how exactly they managed to expose themselves to enough corrupted magic to get turned into Vexes
But based on the faces they make when asked, it probably happened because they were doing something very, very stupid.
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The names of Silan/Clarence’s cats!!
(From the CN wiki’s page on the Waiting Cat Illustra story)
(For reference this is the illustra that mentions his cats and their names)
This one is 小灰/xiaohui (little grey) Smokey
This one is 大黄/dahuang (big yellow) Goldie
On the left is 大灰/dahui (big grey) Ash
In the middle is 铃铛/lingdang (bell) Bell
On the right is 棕毛/zongmao (brown fur) Brown
(Btw all of these names William came up with since in his words, if Clarence had come up with names they probably would have had “strange and weird English names” roughly his words)
(The names are all based on the CN) (edit: I now also have the EN names, EN names are in bold)
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