#i hate this man (lying)

[g4ll0wd4nc3r]

idk how to word this but bg3 fans have convinced themselves that astarion is some dark suave devoted romantic with surprising humor. the people yearn for minthara but settle for a man.

#i don’t hate astarion i think he’s fine but i will never understand some of the way people write him #if minthara were a man the murdering the grove thing wouldn’t have ever been an issue #like we can like shitty pathetic men but i draw the line at lying

[bred-is-a-dumb-name]

Anyone remember that drawing challenge from a while ago where you would draw your otp or OCs as the go for it nakamura cover??? Yea well I like the second Manga covers pose a lot more so I did that...also it's klapollo <3

#yes i edited that meme on the bottom myself. its how i felt while drawing this. that man makes me angry but hes so prettyyyy #i hate him (i am lying) #initially i was gonna add close ups of all the klav doodles but im a dumbass and merged the layers #so like...yall dont get that ig dhdjdjdjdj #anyways ive been playing Ace Attorney again can you tell?? #ace attorney #apollo justice ace attorney #ajaa #aa4 #apollo justice fanart #apollo justice #klavier gavin #ace attorney fanart #klapollo #apollo x klavier #klavier x apollo #go for it again nakamura #go for it nakamura #art challenge #? #art #my art #digital art #digital illustration #artists on tumblr #also fun fact i drew most of this while at worl over the last few days

[iridescentscarecrow]

okay.

#i hate being correct about anything ever. #csm #chainsaw man #csm 155 #crow.txt #csm meta #ill have better thoughts in abit im lying down staring at the ceiling

[boltlightning]

come with us. james, come with me.

#pirates of the caribbean #at world's end #elizabeth swann #james norrington #potcedit #disneyedit #filmedit #perioddramaedit #*userbolt #that little look from over his shoulder MAN #i cannot think about this too long #my guy. where was half this romance hero prerogative when you were actually proposing #they talk circles around each other the whole trilogy despite being able to read the other very well #this is the ONE time one calls the other out for lying #oh i hate it here i CANNOT think about this too long #gif: potc #norribeth

[everyones-least-favorite-bard]

false idol

#ugh god im so fucking sick of these assholes #man FUCK kim dokja all my homies HATE kim dokja (lying) #take a shot every time i use bible verses in my orv art #head in my mcfucking hands #kdj #kim dokja #orv #omniscient reader #omniscient readers viewpoint #bard draws

[rainbowpufflez]

Giovanni homophobia arc™️

#they’re all fucking with Gio which is why Rose still asks about them all dating #the real reason Team RR fell apart /j #they aren’t called Team Rainbow Rocket for nothing 😏 #all ur ships can be real if you’re brave enough #someone get Cyrus’s aro/ace outta there tho #that poor man just wants to leave #Archie and Maxie makeout session #Ghetsis is homophobic cause I say so /hj #sorry for the jumpscare in page two (lying) #Gus and Lys wouldn’t actually be dating at this point in the timeline but they are here for the joke #I tried on the French can’t promise it’s right 😭 #my friend checked it tho so hopefully we slay (shoutout to my friend tho fr!!) #All u need to know is Lys has murderous intentions as per usual #Archie is trans because I love him #Lys is Archie and Maxie’s designated fight stopper cause I hate him #team rainbow rocket #giovanni pokemon #lysandre pokemon #cyrus pokemon #lusamine pokemon #chairman rose #archie pokemon #maxie pokemon #ghetsis pokemon #perfectworldshipping #hardenshipping #<- u can tag it as other ships those are just the two ones I definitely implied #go crazy go stupid #make em a big polycule why not /hj #rainbowpufflez art tag

[fumifooms]

Btw is it just me or does Dungeon Meshi have some cool religious christian imagery?

The Winged Lion, Falin and Laios. The Power, the white dove and the messiah. The dungeon as the sacred land?

Cannibalism as an act of love and gratitude. Eating (god) as worship and communion.

Becoming a dungeon lord like ascending to godhood, being the chosen one, the divine messenger, the one through which God acts.

sorry I just think about this Numbers 13:32 Bible quote like all the time thank you youtuber The Sin Squad

#Dungeon meshi #The winged lion #laios touden #falin touden #I’m… Trying to cook #I’ve had these thoughts for a while but i’m not knowledgeable enough to go deeper into it #The power the white dove and the messiah goes so hard tho ngl #I want to do a cool af highly conceptual dunmeshi artwork about this but do I have the time? No #Fumi rambles #Feel free to build upon this btw #Sorry for calling the eucharist cannibalism btw eating the flesh of god is pretty metal and my fav manga is dunmeshi I’m not judging I swea #I hate what chainsaw man did to me (lying) #The youtuber i mentioned is bc of their Lion King & judaism video. It’s pretty good

[frobby]

this came to me in a vision

#i was listening to the sarazamai soundtrack and was thinking about how it and bishounen tanteidan end in almost the exact same way #these are like the quintessential animes about growing up to me #growing up is fucking weird man #as always if you havent seen any please go watch #bishounen tanteidan especially i feel like isnt talked about enough its so good #well i actually wouldnt say its on the same level of good as sarazanmai and tsuritama but its still a fave #also once again sorry the pic is so blurry idk why #tumblr hates beautiful animes #one time in class i said i like making venn diagrams and honey i was not lying #sarazanmai #bishounen tanteidan #pretty boy detective club #tsuritama

[grinchwrapsupreme]

literally not the point of any of it at all and not even in the top 10 reasons to hate him but James Somerton's videos are so badly lit like babe get a flashlight or something christ

#james somerton #hbomberguy #todd in the shadows #i'm watching todd's video rn and every clip of him is either dark as hell or so flatly lit that he disappears into the background #even the shot where he's lit blue and the background is pink/red it's just so bad #also unrelated but i hate his deliveries of everything but especially when he makes things up #he really thinks he's doing something and does that airy or kind of snooty delivery that i hate #again #not even top ten #but i've just gotta say it i hate both these things so much #especially knowing he's lying throughout idk man #oh god i just got to the hitchcock section oh god oh fuck he's so wrong about everything oh god #<- has a degree in theatre and studied kabuki as part of that degree and the shift from theatre into film and was also raised on hitchcock #anyways

[szollibisz]

i think the reason writing saf comic scripts with curtwen turns 3 pages into 20 is because i have a vague idea for a small comic but as i write it down i have to backtrack and go "owen would manipulate curt here" "curt would not tell owen how he feels" "they would not communicate that clearly" "neither of them would want to bring this up because they both know, deep-down that it would lead to the discovery that their relationship is just not meant to work" so instead of a little page comic where they banter over something it turns into a fucking odyssey of lying, attempted murder, regret and repeat

#shocker it's hard to write about a relationship that fundamentally doesnt work #if you could see all the comic scripts i have lying around... #man #there was one i really wanted to do but 1. it was long 2. it was kind of heavy 3. idk how the fandom feels about curt being a shitty guy #not like owen where he has 1000 mental illnesses but just like an ordinarily shitty guy #he's a super self centered stubborn asshole who's proficient in ruining his relationships and pushing people away bc he hates himself #but i feel that kind of gets pushed aside bc owen is just so. owen. #spies are forever #owen carvour #agent curt mega #saf #tin can bros #szolposting

[puppyeared]

I made a lmk oc

#they’re supposed to be some sort of experiment to see if people could recreate Sun Wukongs stone egg. the goal was to make a more controlled #and tame version using carved wood and cultivation. but eventually they got worried about it becoming too powerful and scrapped it #eventually they come to life and live in the abandoned temple they were built in #their bottom half is made of wood because when they came to life their creator/s left them unfinished when they scrapped the project #they had to carve the rest of their body out of hunger and frustration because they couldn’t eat or move much by crawling on their top half #this is also why they spite their creators and hate irresponsible creation. because of abandonment issues and feeling like they have no #purpose or direction in life #their power is also very limited to due being man made since they were originally a wood carving #meo gave me the idea but one reason would be because they’re half finished. the sculpture was still half stump so it was completely untouche #that half can channel power in its raw form but the other half cannot once it’s been carved by man #so technically they could have the same level or potential for power as the stone but that was dampened #the other thing is how they were created to be a duplicate or recreation of a stone monkey and a celestial looked at that and was like #‘we’re not doing that again’ LMAO #i think the case of them carving their own legs doesn’t take away their power though. that balance was made #before they came to life so carving the legs or not can’t affect it anymore. like making a cake and slicing it #their energy levels are also naturally low because of that so their movements are sluggish and they aren’t very active overall #constantly lying in the sun to charge their batteries and get some stuff done. just like me fr #I actually don’t know what I’m gonna do with this character besides Put Them In Situations with other ppls ocs.. so if you have #a lmk oc you have been warned /lh /j #I wanna make some backstory art for them though.. maybe even the animatic treatment if I can get through dear wormwood which is 25 #SECONDS OUT OF 3 MIN BTW #doodles #Lego Monkie kid #lmk #Monkie kid #lmk oc #monkie kid oc #myart #my art #xin ya

[gamblegun]

Writing an AU where you make a female character a trans man or nonbinary, isn't misogynistic. This should be obvious.

#transandrophobia #anti transmasculinity #I'd go as far as to say being hostile to it is in fact transphobic #why do I commonly see this #you're taking away female characters! #first of all it's the Internet you still have her #and as opposed to the many trans man characters? please #you just hate us stop lying

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Some one accused me of being disingenuous when I say I hate Peter B - and fair.

But let me assure you I am not playing any games when I say I hate that man. I have to physically restrain myself from writing paragraphs of hate for that man at least once a week.

You think I love Hobie? I hate Peter more.

You me and everyone in this room wishes I was kidding

When I say I want that man to commit the ultimate sacrifice no matter how out of place it is in the plot 😭😭 im saying it from the bottom of my soul

You think I'm joking but the truth is far far worse I'm sitting here foaming at the mouth over a dude that looks like Ryan Reynolds from the Mint mobile commercials

This man looks like he's about to sell me an affordable monthly phone plan and I hate him for it I hate him so much

also they accused me of disliking Jessica Drew and that is simply not possible on the account that she's my mother. She's my mother she brought me into this world and she raised me to Love Black Women so im sorry for the misunderstanding 💖💖💖💖💖

#/LH funny humor haha vibes 💖 #this whole post is /lh #I found it funny 😭😭 #like I know I should cartoonishly evil #I DON'T CARE #I genuinely want him DEAD #I'm not lying I'm just that much of an asshole 😭😭 #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #Peter Parker #Peter b Parker #Peter b #fuck Peter b all my Hobies hate Peter b (not a typo)

[horrorlesbians]

I found true detective season 1 to be wildly sexist and it shocked me that nobody on tumblr seems to talk about that. Marty is a self-righteous angry womanizer and one of the least likable characters I’ve ever seen on tv. and the show itself totally hates its scant female characters.

personally when I watched it I never got the sense that the show hates its female characters, yes the characters hate women-marty especially has very fucked up ways of viewing and treating women. but his character doing so parallels what the serial killer does to women. one of the core themes of the show is that women and children are often at the mercy of bad people and people in power who are supposed to help them either turn a blind eye or are willing participating or covering up the act. marty being a cheating asshole who is overly controlling of his wife and viewing her as property, someone who hits his daughter while also being the same man who blew a suspects brains out over seeing the children he had captive and who talks in the interview high and mighty about how “rust needs a family, this is what happens to people who don’t have family”. marty treating women like that is a very purposeful choice imo because it not only fits how cops tend to act to their wives and makes him an interesting parallel to the killer the spend the season trying to catch

#written in blood #if this is unreadable I just woke up #he’s also actively lying to everyone about what type of man he is vs rust who basically wears what type of man he is on his sleeve #while yes a lot of the female characters are naked at some point I don’t think the show itself hates them. I just think the characters do

[hamsterwalled]

I like Serizawa a normal amount (lie) I don't think about him and his backstory and his development all the time (lie) I don't think about how he's one of the first people to truly understand what Mob went through after getting all of Mob's emotions and memories blasted at him in the Culture Tower (lie) I don't think about how he might be the only person besides Dimple that knows everything about Mogamiland (and he actually knows more than Dimple because he saw EVERYTHING) (lie) I don't ever think about how he would have ended up being so different if he'd had a good support system growing up (this is not to say that I hate his mom she was trying her damnedest and the claw thing isn't really her fault she just wanted the best for him) (lie) I never ever think about serizawa and his mom reconnecting and how emotional that must have been (lie) I don't think about him growing his confidence while working at S&S and finally growing to be more independent after relying on Toichirou and Claw and his umbrella for so long (lie) I don't think about how he still uses an umbrella as a shield in the last/second to last episode (THE PARALLELS BETWEEN HIM DEFENDING REIGEN WHEN SERIZAWA FIRST MEETS HIM AND HIM DEFENDING HIM IN THE LAST FEW EPISODES. ALSO I WISH SERIZAWA HAD HAD A MOMENT WITH MOB LIKE EVERYONE ELSE UGH THAT WOULD HAVE MADE ME BAWL SO MUCH HARDER THAN I DID) (lie) Yeah I'm so normal about him I don't think about him that much (lie)

#i think that we as a society do not talk about Serizawa's complete dependence on Toichirou and how much it must have taken #to betray him and defend Mob and Reigen and Shou #like. HELLO?? #that man had been so toxically dependant on Suzuki for like probably at least a decade #he literally became a terrorist because he blindly trusted this man so much #also can we talk about the parallels between Mob's blind trust in Reigen and Serizawa's blind trust in Suzuki? #obviously Reigen is a much better person than Suzuki but the parallels are there nonetheless #did you notice that i got sick of spelling out toichirou and just went with suzuki? cause i did #i hate typing out Toichirou #its not even hard jts just a pain in my ass #mp100 #also i know that deep down both Mob and Serizawa knew that the people they believed were lying that just adds another parallel #actually wait did mob know #i dont remember #im pretty sure he sort of did #or at least ???% him did

[galakianexplosion]

A bunch of opm silly stuff i made yesterday :3

Im having way too much fun smh

Also theres this, less recent, a phrase originaly told by @kachikirby whos my primary audience for all of this {thank you again kachi you are the best} 😎

#opm #opm genos #one punch man #Flashy flash #does empty void have his own tag wait #empty void #he does... i think #speed o sound sonic #saitama #Ugh i cant tag for the life of me #fubuki opm #Apollo and his friend™️ #silly #silly meme things found on pinterest #I hate flash (lying) #He wont get out of my head help me