#i hope the masses liked it

[boatboysrowout]

hi im sharing your third life burger king au with the masses today. any trivia you want to share about it

- fun fact about me, i know next to nothing about third life. everything i've learned i learned against my will bc my roommate keeps hosting third life watch parties. consequently, i kept asking them about stupid shit that happened during third life for this au and this is how i learned ren was canonically naked during the execution.

- anyway moving onto in universe fun facts ren wakes up at the hospital with no memory of anything past crowning himself the burger king, so martyn tells him that they defeated the mcdonald’s in a glorious battle where martyn shielded ren with his own body and single handedly defeated grian and scar in hand to hand combat and also burnt down the white castle in his honor

- ren believes every word he says whole heartedly despite the seemingly permanent tear tracks down martyn’s face and the complete lack of any sort of physical evidence

- meanwhile scar wakes up alone and grian does not contact him for the rest of the summer. scar could not care less and spends the rest of his summer in the burn unit pitching his new definitely-not-an-mlm to bdubs and joel because they cannot physically leave. bdubs has a great time. joel pays him three hundred dollars to leave and never come back.

- grian meanwhile has flown back to england and spends the rest of the summer attached to mumbo’s side trying to replace his newly awakened gay feelings for his manager with deranged gay feelings for mumbo. it works a little bit.

- skizz feels awful about doxxing jimmy and exposing his google+ influencer career so to make up for it he spends the rest of the summer completely wiping jimmy’s presence from the internet. this works so well that jimmy and scott have to spend the rest of their summer trying to convince their university that jimmy does in fact exist and attend their school bc skizz also wiped him from the university’s database.

- tango had a great summer. he managed to hack the skee ball machine so he gets unlimited plays for a quarter and spends the entire summer becoming a pinball wizard. impulse joins him when he recovers from the stress of trying to be a patron to both the burger king and mcdonald’s and being consequently blackmailed by both of them.

- bigb had a very peaceful summer in the library. he wouldn’t say he spent the entire summer hiding from his friends per say, but he did spend what some would call an unnecessary amount of time in the archives in the basement.

- cleo and etho are also mysteriously absent the rest of the summer, and if anyone asks no they were not in the vicinity the white castle at 5:37 on June 7th stop asking questions if you value your life.

tell the masses i said hi

(og link here!)

#white castle c plot my beloved. Soon. #anyway thanks for the ask i love talking about this au #i hope the masses liked it #in my heart this au is called mall au but i haven’t gotten there yet on tumblr so ig it’s #third life mcdonald’s burger king au #cat asks #cats words

[elizaisdunn]

how I imagine Grian telling the gang it’s time for a new season

#eliza draws #life series #secret life #double life #limited life #last life #third life #grian #meme format #life series cast #all of them #this is not indicative of how I imagine everyone heights I was just putting people where they would fit lol #originally posted to my private twitter but the more I look at it the funnier I think it is #so i’m sharing it with the masses #I hope u like it :)

[radiance1]

The US government when multiple of their servers has been hacked and they can't find a trace of who's doing it: What is going on!?

Tucker, literally in an internet cafe sipping on some milk with what little money he had on him: Haha, lol.

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Lex Luthor when he's told that multiple of his servers has been hacked and put into disorder with seemingly no purpose: Find whoever this is, immediately!

Eve Teschmacher: Sir, our best is unable to find whoever hacked into our servers, in fact, our attempts to stop, build up defenses or force them out, have only been met with more, chaotic files.

Lex Luthor, banging his fist on the table: What do I pay them for!? Find them immediately!

Tucker, literally in an internet cafe a few blocks away from the Lexcorp building: Get gud noobs!

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Oracle, when her servers has been hacked by an unknown: Raises eyebrow

Oracle, when said unknown begins to mess around in her servers and basically goads her into trying them: Oh it's on.

Oracle, when she conveniently hacks into said unknown's coordinates and finds it leading to an internet cafe, to which it then gets fizzled out by the unknown: Hm. I should tell someone.

Also Oracle: However.

Tucker, chugging down his milk and booting it from the internet cafe while disconnecting from Oracle's servers and sending multiple signals to hopefully take her off his trails: shit shit shit shitshitshitshitshitshit

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The Justice League, after noticing that Mount Justice is currently being hacked in the middle of a debriefing:

Batman and Robin fighting against the hacker, with the new addition of Oracle who just, appeared out of nowhere: Oh, I know this guy!

Batman, narrowing his eyes: Explain.

Oracle, refusing to explain but instead manages to snag the unknown's current whereabouts while simultaneously wiping said whereabouts before the unknown (Who is currently distracted by Robin and Batman) could notice, while also downloading said location to Batman's suit all at once: I think they can do that for you.

Batman, relents and flows away from the computer and walks away from the Young Justice team: Superman, with me. Red Tornado, continue the debriefing.

Tucker, currently in an internet cafe sipping on boba after acquiring some money, chewing and furiously tapping away at his PDA: ...I may have bitten off more than I can chew, here.

Tucker, looking up when someone sat down in relatively hidden (and by that he means square in the corner) booth and choking on his boba to see the Batman and Superman sitting across from his casually:

Batman, when the unknown he was looking for was literally a 14-year-old currently staring at the both of them in shock with a PDA held together by a mass amount of tape, determination and probable hope: Narrows eyes and stares at Superman.

Superman, currently ordering off of the menu: Raises hands with an innocent expression What? We're at a cafe, might as well?

Batman, staring at him for a solid few minutes, before also ordering something off of the menu:

Tucker, currently experiencing his life flashing before his eyes, but trying to play it off: Sips Boba.

(For your information by the way, Tucker got thrown to the DC universe and basically became a little shit by hacking into multiple places for literally no reason other than to have fun and fuck with people.)

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #Tucker's PDA is held together by a mass amount of tape #determination #and a wee bit o' hope #Just like my computer right now. #fun fact #That is the sole reason I got inspiration for this idea lol

[milkywayes]

(flustered chittering)

#mass effect #mass effect garrus #Garrus Vakarian #mass effect fanart #turians #is this the cutest thing I ever made and why is the answer yes? #look at him #I love him so much. #I hope this works I haven't uploaded a gif to Tumblr in like so many years #milkyart #gif warning #his maw full of needle sharp teeth is very precious to me #i showed this to people who aren’t garrus girlies and they thought it was scary.

[kuppikahvia]

they needed a so called sanity check

#i showed this to my irls first to get through the embarrassment faster #so i really hope both of my mshenko enjoying mutuals see this or i suffered for nothing #it's my first time drawing anything like this please be nice 🥲 #it's missing them hours ngl #mass effect #mshenko #commander shepard #kaidan alenko #not really recognizeable as kaidan ig but it is him i can assure you #anyway good morning everyone 👍 #neo.png

[cynicallyneutral]

when u download a cool brush

#sasunaru #naruto #sasuke #my art #listen i drew a whole lot this weekend and today and yesterday #maN! i hate coloring do much #but when i finish the stuff im working on i hope u like it #round fox baby #naruto’s boyfriend #i rly actually drew a fuck ton #ahahhahaha but anyway wow this brush is so nice lmaooo #waych me not use it again #but alsoooo ahahahhahahaa i had nothing to do #so i just mass downloaded clip assets lmao

[mueritos]

quick lil post about coming back to art full-time while also being a full time MSW student….it can be possible 0.0

anyway ty to everyone who has supported me over the years i wouldnt be able to go back to art without you all

#muertodraws #also becoming a lil more comfy calling myself autistic even tho every autistic person i have ever me is like yea ur us lol #back in therapy and i finished my first sem of grad school off strong #next sem will be crazy but o well #hoping to volunteer at a cat shelter next yr too #i need a cat in my life or else i will explode #i would get one now as an esa but i just dont have the money #so heres to hoping #anyway i know my asks are off and thats cuz i just needed to focus on school #maybe theyll come back on next year but for now if u need to reach me feel free to pm or email me #dm me on instagram too if u gotta reach me #trying to balance being on here and also wanting to be invisible and blend in with the masses and work my 9-5 and act like i dont have like #intimate knowledge about online discourse lmfao #anyway #see u all soon

[serenescribe]

another ficlet idea: lilia and silver bonding together in the secret garden au \o/ are they playing a game? chatting together? ill leave that one up to you!

[✐] ficlet frenzy

“Regardless of whether you may be ready or not… here I come, little one!”

He stifles a giggle by pressing his palm against his lips, back pressed against the rough expanse of bark and moss. Silver is hiding, nestled behind a particularly ancient tree with roots so monstrously large that they tangle together into dips and crannies he can hide within. He can feel his heart thumping in his chest, the adrenaline of the game seizing hold of him, but there is no real fear there, only anticipation.

It is yet another day in this secret, wonderful garden he stumbled upon in the woods. His refuge, his little paradise away from the orphanage. It isn’t as though he hates it there; his friends are nice, and he loves to play with them, and some of the adults are kind enough to sneak him a few extra treats, or a gift or two. But here, tucked away within the rounded stone walls of a secret garden, is something special — an earthly paradise of the most beautiful flora and fauna, and a friend who smiles at him and plays with him — all his, all for Silver alone.

They’re playing hide and seek again. They’ve played it many times before. But no matter how many times they do it, there’s always somewhere new to hide. Silver always discovers new spots to tuck his tiny body away in, peering out from the wispy leaves of the trees, or ducking his head as his friend peers through a crack in a wall that he’s hiding within. In this little garden, this special place, there is always something new — and can anyone really blame Silver for wanting to come here again and again, whisking himself away into a wondrous world of his fantasies made real?

He holds his breath, eyes wide as he hears a faint thumping of footsteps go by. He must’ve gotten distracted; is his friend close by?

Silver’s friend is… how can he describe him? He doesn’t have a name for him, always referring to him as mister, but he is kind to him, always welcoming him in with a fang-toothed smile, his long black-and-red hair swaying behind him in gentle breezes of springtime wind. He presses sweet treats into Silver’s hands, swings him around merrily into a dance, and plays game after game with him before they collapse into rambling chatters of anything and everything that’s on Silver’s mind.

Silver loves his friend. He really does!

And yet, there is a line he dares not cross.

Beware of the faeries, the adults have always told them. Those of the orphanage are more superstitious than most, having experienced strange activity in the woods time and time again in spite of the modern era they all live in. For as long as Silver can remember, he has been taught painstakingly about how to deal with strange, beautiful people, those who wish to lure him away. Be polite to them, reject their food, and above all else, do not give away your name.

It’s the reason why his friend calls him child and little one, affectionately referring to him as dear. It’s the reason Silver carefully puts aside the ripe fruits and sugary treats he receives, always claiming that he isn’t hungry, and always making sure to eat before he comes so he isn’t telling a lie.

And yet, in spite of all the dangers, he keeps coming back.

“Found you!”

He squeaks as a shadow falls over him, two glinting red eyes peering down at him. His friend grins cheekily, before reaching down to scoop Silver up, lithe limbs betraying a supernatural sort of strength. “What a devious hiding spot,” he teases, “to take advantage of your small statue and hide amidst the roots of the trees! You grow better at this every day, dear.”

Silver squirms slightly, though he leans into the hold soon enough. His friend smells nice, like fresh forest pines and sweet fruits mingling together into something that clings to his nose. Everything about him just brings such an ease to Silver, a happiness he could have never possibly dreamt of.

(And yet, he still hesitates. He still notices the unnatural swiftness of his friend’s movements, the otherworldly beauty that drapes off of him, the way the garden seems to shift day after day, growing and twisting at an otherwise impossible pace.

There is a tinge of iron that clings to his scent.

Silver is happy here. He is safe. But—)

“You must be thirsty after all that hiding.” He feels himself being placed down onto a soft patch of grass. Silver watches as his friend pulls out an elegant little leaf cup out of nowhere, filled with something glistening and shimmering, with a scent that makes his mouth water. “Why not quench your thirst, hm?”

(Does he trust his friend?)

Silver blinks at the drink offered to him.

And then he smiles.

“Thank you for the offer, but… it’s alright!”

#my writing tag #ficlet frenzy #twst #twisted wonderland #twst writing #twst fanfiction #lilia vanrouge #twst silver #hi i wrote this a few months ago. take it #target audience me and mica the au we talked about months ago #hope you like it mica <3 #uhhhhhhh this totally isn't me posting twst to appease The Masses before i inevitably post something non twst #hahahaa hahah sweats nervously why would you ever think that. ha

[mishapen-dear]

okay but watching pomme and richas' family growing RACE gets so intense. okay. look.

pomme: baghera, antoine, aypierre, kameto, etoiles, bad, and max (from aypierre) for parents; dapper as sibling; maxpierre twin babies for siblings. she has ten family members in total.

richas: forever, pac, mike, cellbit, felps, roier, and quackity for parents; foolish and vegetta as grandmas; and leo as an aunt. if we count bobby as richas' deceased step-brother, then richarlyson has eleven family members in total.

they both have seven parents in total.

pomme is catching up. richas its time to start whoring your dads out again. dont let her win

#maybe he'll get lucky tho and pac will come back from kidnapping with another #it would be SO funny if she overtook him and somehow got another dad tho #like after everything else that richas has going on if he lost his 'most parents' title.... itd just be real sad #poor kid #on the other hand pomme doesn't have any dead or missing family members (that she knew/was close to) so maybe she's winning anyway #qsmp #its just really really funny #i hope bad and forever kiss. i hope aypierre gets official dad status over richas also. i hope etoiles and pac get married #i want these families to converge into the biggest mass to make the most terrifying graph know to the island #note: i basically ignored all aunts/uncles because a) i forgor #and i've continued ignoring them because b) basically every player is an aunt/uncle to every egg regardless of relationship to other player

[ohello0]

Every new piece of information I see coming out of Al-Shifa and the surrounding area is more devastating than the last.

Kidnappings, torture, point blank executions, new reports from those on the ground of the IOF raping and killing women, I have no words.

Western media will undoubtedly be silent about this most recent atrocity as they’ve been silent on, ignored, or sugarcoated everything else the last six months.

#when evidence of the IOFs cruelty and torturous nature comes to light I doubt the New York Times will cover it like they did #the debunked ‘Hamas mass rape’ story #it never had to come to this #every single media outlet politician zionist celebrity and influencer are complicit and culpable #free palestine #rape tw #I hope every IOF member dies actually #israel will perish #death to israel #death to imperialism #death to empire

[royalarchivist]

If you guys could show Baghera some love, that would be great! She, Etoiles, and Felps have all been receiving a lot of harassment in their chats lately, but Baghera in particular has been really affected by it.

Please show her your support and tell her how much she's appreciated!

#mod post #QSMP #Baghera #TBD #Forever and Cellbit discussed ways to deal with it #and it seems like Forever and the mods are gonna go in and start mass banning people #and then cross-ban them on Cellbit's channel #but in the meantime please show Baghera support #and Etoiles and Felps too! #the context is so dumb its just people complaining that they arent good enough #or dont do enough lore or dont do things the way they want #and took the spot of someone ''who deserved it more'' #You know. Typical stupid backseater stuff #But it's still awful #I hope all the QSMP members do the Phil method and cross ban all these idiots from EVERYONE'S chats #temporary post #I'll delete this later but seeing Baghera post this made me really sad

[anunquenchableflame]

I've no intention of retiring Rani but I do think I might finally have another Shep I want to develop. Here's Kameron Shepard. She's a colonist, sole survivor, soldier, much taller and buffer than the game lets her be, and an unexpected ray of sunshine. Also very Scottish.

#mass effect #commander shepard #femshep #fshepard #custom shepard #kameron shepard #screenshot #my non-rani sheps tend not to get far 😣 but i have hopes for kam #ideas keep presenting themselves #idk who she's gonna romance yet i might actually go for a no-romo run #and like ok she's not the most original of designs (red hair green eyes and freckles? for fshep? groundbreaking) but i like her

[kaltacore]

you see i get why fandom automatically considers human characters to be boring in smooching aliens: the game but i think it's kinda ironic because humanity in mass effect is pretty much galaxy's most special guy. humans just discovered mass relays and immediately got in a fight with the main militarists of the milky way and didn't give up easily even though turians were a lot more advanced than them. they've been a part of the galactic community only for approximately 40 years and already got their place in the council. they're described as chaotic and unpredictable by other species which makes them a dangerous enemy both in politics and on the battlefield. they aren't the strongest species and don't have any significant physical advantages but their biotic potential is solid and can be improved to a great extent. even reapers see them as a danger. maybe you don't want to fuck humans in mass effect but I bet there's a whole line of aliens standing behind you and waiting for their turn

#and shepard is the baddest bitch of them. ofc all these funky aliens fall in love with them on the spot #no but really. i guess every alien in the milky way either hates them or goes crazy over them. no inbetween #my god this post sounds like a cerberus propaganda but it is not. cerberus would get mad at this interspecies agenda actually #also the human bias in-game was kinda upsetting at first but i think it is super hilarious now. hope you see the vision #mass effect

[talloseye]

I made a unique specialization tree for Cinna if he were a companion! I based it off of both the DA:2 and the DA:I trees even though he's just in Inquisition...each ability is explained below🦉

#i hope you can read my handwriting aaghhhh im recovering from ankle surgery so my writing gets a bit shit in some places LMAO #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dragon age 2 #dai #da2 #bioware #skill tree #specialization #cinna #tallosart #i dont really know what to tag this as honestly!!!! i hope the masses on here like it as much as the people on twitter did #lavellan #Inquisitor as companion

[balkanbitch]

Rewatching fairy tail and the scene where zeref is like "is there a chance you would call me big brother" and natsu is like "hell no" is so funny and I wish we got to see more of these types of interactions

#zeref dragneel #i just think the idea of zeref being like “we should bond as a family” and natsu being like “i hope you die in hole” so funny #fairy tail anime #fairy tail #natsu dragneel #natsu #fairy tail natsu #fairy tail zeref #zeref #i think natsu just hating the shit out of zeref is funny #because honestly if i was natsu and my brother did half of thr shit zeref did just because i died I'd feel a mass amount of guilt #unrelated but still

[crescentbunny]

For everyone’s favorite Commander — Happy N7 Day Ya’ll!

#commander shepard #mass effect #n7 day #n7 day 2022 #Jane Shepard #resident badass #my retinas have burned off #happy n7 day ya'll #I love the ME community with my whole ass heart #ya'll are great #I hope you like this gift