#i imagined it as like a sitcom

[yuugen-benni]

''Not a Father's Day''

When your husband gets a baby fever TAGS: Childe x reader, the word ''sex'' appear only once, mentions of pregnancy (yes I'm breaking my own rule), Modern AU A/N: This is based on ''How I met your mother'' T4 E7, and I'M OBSESSED WITH THE HEADER PLUSHIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Guys, when you get married remember, Marriage has three stages:

Stage number 1: Teen era Even after you've known each other for years and years, almost tried to kill each other, and probably seen you both naked, you'll act like teenagers in their prime. You know, teasing, blushing for any reason, sex in the most inopportune places, those things that one day you will remember and feel ashamed of yourself.

Stage number 2 - Finding out The part of the relationship where you realize you knew absolutely nothing about your partner. Actually, "Nothing" is an exaggeration but you get the point. You start to know about small things that are shocking to the point of being considered a secret. Everyone has a secret, right? And the best way to count them is to dump each one. For example, Childe talking about her crazy exes:

''it's raining, look!….Oh, this reminds me so much of a crazy ex of mine who was in front of my apartment one night yelling about how she and I were meant for each other, and her husband was by her side! And the unbelievable was-''

And he kept talking and talking, while your expression was screaming ''There is more ?!'' and your mind thanks God for being normal;

Stage number 3 - Perfect couple

Here is when you became a perfect couple. What is a perfect couple? Two people who have spent so much time together that they can now create an encyclopledia about their partner. Habits, tics, favorite foods, the number of Hot Wheels cars your partner has collected, that sort of thing. Even reading expressions is possible;

The fights end and so do the disagreements

But there is only one subject that can break this: Babies.

''Hey babe, I'm back!" Childe announces his arrival, the door closes behind him as he walks over to you in the kitchen, and peck your lips "I was on my way here when I found out this little sock on our doorstep…?" Childe leans on the counter by his side with a confused expression while he plays with the child's sock, noticing the cute little blue patterns. You, who was kindly decorating cookies for Childe's siblings, looked up to look at the little thing

''It must be from new neighbors, they got the opposite apartment and knocked our door asking for help'' You started, leaving aside the piping bag ''Finally some new people! It's been so long since someone rented an apartment here'' the man commented, approaching the cookies discreetly before wincing at the slap you gave his hand

''They have two kids'' Continuing ''a baby girl and a boy with Teucer's age''

At the mention of his brother, Childe's expression changed, forgetting his red fingers. ''Awesome, we could invite them to dinner this weekend, If that's not a problem'' He gave an idea, but then raised an eyebrow at your dull expression

''They seem like good people…but I-I'm sure they'll ask those awkward questions like 'when are you two having a baby' and then apologize for being intrusive after being intrusive'' Of course, it was just an assumption, you had only interacted with them for minutes but your biggest mistake in this conversation was bringing up the subject you two avoid. Childe laughed awkwardly, scratching the back of his head.

''Well-''

"Childe, we already talked about this. You just have a silly baby fever, and in case you didn't know, fever goes away" You quickly dismissed him, knowing he wouldn't give up so soon. Having a child was a big request, a big wish. But it's not like it wouldn't be ''easy'', you have enough money to have 50 kids and they still wouldn't use up half of Childe's bank account. His family lives in the apartment next door and could teach you more about how to take care of children…But there was still an insecurity boiling inside you.

"But what if it doesn't go away ? What If the urge to go out just to buy little socks for our child keeps eating me ?" He was almost pleading, looking into your eyes just when you tried to avoid his gaze

"...First, you need to give me good arguments" you replied after sigh, somewhat expressing your guilty. Childe opens a big smile and approaches you once more, A fox look - persuasive "hmm... don't you want hold a mini silly Childe in your arms ?-"

"Cut it off! This is serious!"

"O-okay!" He chuckled softly before silence filled the room, he looked at the floor and then at the main kitchen window "We would practically be building a story…That's not the reason I would want to have a child, in fact you is my reason. Sometimes I feel like you are the reason for my existence… and they would [literally] understand me"

You stayed quiet and walked away from the counter, taking off your apron before gently kissing his lips. He cupped your face, wiping away the small traces of flour on your cheeks. ''I'm convincing, aren't I?'' He whispered and pulled away, taking a few steps backwards as he bit into the cookie he stole while you weren't looking. Bastard. You didn't even have time to shout at him because the man was already on the other side of the apartment; you sighed, but couldn't help but giggle.

You married a idiot, a handsome idiot. Have fun.

#yes guys I like sitcoms it's my obsession #this was actually fun to write! #benni #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader #ajax x reader #genshin x reader #genshin imagines #2024 is my year #genshin #childe #tartaglia #Obrigadaeuteamo

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

I've gotta make a fake trailer for show/movie turning it into a different genre which theoretically is hilarious and fun, but I'm scared because now the fate of my bachelors degree lies in the hands of a shitpost

#the example they showed from one of last years students had me on the floor #it was stranger things as a gay romcom #this is university work. making a gay youtubepoop is a graduate univeristy assignment. #anybody wanna throw some prompts at me? #I'm thinking either walking dead (of fucking course) or breaking bad #I could make a sitcom twd trailer pretty easy probably #I'd be too embarrassed to do any kinda romance one like. I'm sorry I draw the line at showing my teachers GAY SHIP EDITS. #the bravery of that student last year. I fucking salute you. #stop but can you imagine if I did that with Rick and Negan or Walt and Jesse and got an A #I feel like I have to.

[artsoflilo1]

Another funky story I’ve been cooking up. I had a ton of fun with this! I wanted to come up with a story that had an art style complex enough to test my abilities, but still fun to draw. And I think I got there with this! Hope you guys like them ❤️

Also, in case you’re wondering who’s who, from left to right, the character’s names are Markus, Mac, and Malte.

#cartoon art #original character #character design #my ocs #kids show #aesthetic #sitcom #colors #digital art #character art #babysit! #gonna share a little bit of lore of them here in the hashtags #cause why not #Markus and Malte are both 20 and in college #they live in New Orleans #they’re also really close with the parents of the kid they babysit #Mac’s parents are pretty wealthy too #I imagine they both work a lot which is why they need babysitters #oh and they also help Markus and Malte cover most of their college expenses 😭❤️ they’re really sweet like that #uhhhhh what else should I add uhhhhh #uhm #uhhh #Markus calls Mac macaroni as a nickname #and uhhh #Malte is German #yea

[almaprincess66]

It came to me in a daydream but the following scene got into my brain:

Hamilton standing on a table delivering a monologe being real magestic and prideful and collected. And when he finishes he realises that he has to get off the table but stumbling down would ruin this amazing picture so he hushes Laurens there to take him down the table.

And Laurens does by grabbing him like he weights nothing and puts him down directly in front of him and they stare into each other's eyes but then realise that they are in fact surrounded by people. So Laurens quickly brushes off Hamilton's shoulder and they both hold up their hands with a thumbs up going

"All good? " "All good." And then they akwardly smile while nodding.

Idk why but this looked really funny in my head.

#lams #historical lams #hamilton #alexander hamilton #john laurens #a scene i made up #in my head #fluff #amrev #but imagine it in like a stage play #an office comedy #they could be the romcom of the sitcom

[lesbianfakir]

Feminism was when, instead of having the two lead girls fight over the boy, princess tutu chose to have the bitchy catfight be between the main girl’s boytoy and her unattainable hotgirl crush

#the polycule is in shambles #can you imagine like a Christmas dinner with these madlads #dear Reddit my girlfriend and my boyfriend fucking hate each other #i would watch a meangirls esque highschool sitcom of them #princess tutu

[murcielagatito]

me when im silly goofy connecting imaginary dots about ava and janine getting a lil homoerotic this season

#HEAR ME OUT OKAY-> #theyre both queer supporters and thats enough for me tbh #idc if youre in the closet or out the closet or not anywhere near the closet (unless it comes to trans characters thats different) #women kissing women loving women thats all i need #theres a clearly extrememly good chemistry between them as characters #they have a lot of like groundwork for something deeper #also they look really cute together their heught difference is fantastic #avanine #it would be so cool it would be so fucking cool if they got to be queer #can you imagine hiw revolutionary it would be for a sitcom to star two main black characters as wlw #TWO MAIN CHARACTERS OF COLOR FROM AN EXTREMELY POPULAR SITCOM #dreaming and hoping and imagining and praying and looking a fool a clown #we just need more sapphic women of color in mainstream media that is all im so sorry for being so annoying about them

[throttlegainwell]

Weirdly, I think my number 1 blorbo woman is Amy Sosa from Superstore. She's just got it all for me. I love her so, so much. I don't have a ton of desire to write fic for her (except sometimes porn), but rest assured I think about her regularly. No one's doing it like her.

#amy sosa #superstore #i actually love all the women on that show a ton #but i fucking love amy she's perfect in her imperfections #so fucking smart but allowed to have her stupid moments and knowledge gaps #kind of prickly but deeply kind and cares so much about her people #takes cheyenne under her wing but tries not to be obvious about it #reluctant leader but she'll rise to the occasion #can be obsessive and irrational but has the self-awareness to see she's careening off the deep end #have i mentioned fiercely loyal omg it takes some time to get in there but once someone does... #and she's so goddamn funny #i love her when she fails i love her when she succeeds #and i can't believe i fell so hard for a sitcom character #who saw that kind of depth coming from a sitcom! #but her growth! her character development! exquisite! #her whole arc is amazing and deep down i want everyone to love her #she starts out unhappy but unable to imagine better but not really making that unhappiness anyone's problem #because she's a responsible mature adult firmly planted in reality #and by the end she's finally able to grab opportunity with both hands and not just reach for something better #but something she actually WANTS #also jonah i'll never be over their relationship but like this is about amy rn

[kissmefriendly]

Listening to The Amelia Project in 2017: Oh haha what a fun take on an office comedy! A death faking business, this is hilarious!

Listening to the Amelia Project in 2023: Death is inescapable, we will always leave behind those we love and be left behind, we do the best with the time we have and it is never enough, our stories will always outlive us so long as there is someone to tell them after we cannot

#I’m fuckin #I just #and it was a GRADUAL transition! #it wasn’t a fun sitcom with a hard transition into heartbreaking drama it naturally evolved! #don’t get me wrong it’s still very funny!! #but in a very bittersweet way #I’ve been describing season 5 as the hospice season #I feel like a CNA at a hospice home care listening to one of my patients tell me all their stories #and it’s great because have you ever really sat down with someone who KNOWS they’re dying and they tell you their whole life? #from the most traumatic experiences imaginable to the happiest days of their lives?? #what the FUCK Amelia Project how did you get that so right?? #how did you capture that unique feeling that privileged moment of listening to someone’s story while they’re on their death bed? #IN ONE SHOW??? #im gonna cry #the amelia project

[br1ghtestlight]

it's weird that family guy has been on air for more than a decade longer than bob's burgers has and the simpsons was airing in the EIGHTIES. like i would be happy if bob's burgers got a few more seasons for sure but i cant imagine the show still airing ten or twenty years from now?? in my head it's already one of the older animated shows on tv (which im sure it is) but i don't really want it to go on forever!!!

i can't even imagine what the show would be like if new episodes were still being produced 10 or 15 years from now. family guy's decline in quality definitely makes a lot of sense in that regard Bcuz there's so many episodes. every story and characterization moment has already been done (not to mention the simpsons which almost feels like it isnt ALLOWED to end by network orders)

#they're all kinda included in the same catagory of long-running adult animated sitcom #but bob's burgers is MUCH newer than any of the other shows its grouped in with like south park and family guy etc #i think the people who actually work on the show care too much about the characters and story to let the quality decline too badly #they're still keeping things fresh. in an ideal world i truly can't imagine bob's burgers going past season 19 or 20 #but i guess we wont know until it happens #txt #bob's burgers

[trappper-johnathan]

Must we pit two bad bitches against each other?? [og post]

#im a trapper girlie myself and I have participated in anti BJ rhetoric HOWEVAH!! #im tired of seeing so many bj vs trapper posts in the main tag #character wars ?? in MY anti-war show???? #every time i see a post even insinuating that one of them is worse than the other i imagine them sucking each other off so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠ #i feel like it's gotten worse recently but that could just be my imagination.. theres definitely a few blogs that keep vaguing at each othe #IN THE MAIN TAG #honestly this was more of a vent post than anything so im not tagging it but you can do what you want with it dear reader <33 #ive lost the fighting spirit in my old age (<- guy who's only one year older than when he first started watching the show) #prefer whichever character you want but must there still be arguments? idk man #for love and peace and that stupid gay 50 year old sitcom 🤞 #i do hope you all take me out back and shoot me tho. gay sex style you know how it is #ANYWAYS happy oliver sunday to the TRUE superior swamp rat 🫡🫡 #miss you every day babygirl id have loved to see what the show wouldve been like if theyd kept you 👊😔

[mishwanders]

Watch me ruin the Zelda timeline with this cracked out concept: Sonia being the kid of Sky and Sun. Meaning Sky gets a dragon-rabbit-goat as a son-in-law.

Watch me ruin it even more with Rauru being the son of one of the dragons Sky met on his journey and making Sky go full on Dad Mode during the dating period.

Like can you imagine Sky having Rauru over for dinner having the “what are your intentions with my daughter?” Talk? 🤣 Instead of sitting there cleaning a rifle, Sky’s over there cleaning the master sword! How much you wanna bet he embarrasses Sonia by calling her his Sunflower (or maybe we’d go with Sundallion considering TOTK) still? Sun ain’t any better either about it - they both will have Sonia hiding her face from embarrassment.

Uncle Groose coming over there to pretend to be big scary guy of the family and realizes that Rauru is so much taller than he is even with the hair.

I bet the ghost in the toilet moved in with them too - starts trying to give love advice from the septic tank.

#mish rambles #can I imagine sky doing this stuff? some of it #but the thought is so funny to me #it’s like a sitcom in that house #linked universe #at the very least Rauru won’t be forced to sign paperwork like my boyfriend did #that’s an embarrassing nightmare I hate remembering lol #I can see him having Rauru sword fight him for her like my sibling did for my engagement to my partner

[hudbannonarchive]

i wasn’t even anti austin butler pre dune i just genuinely felt like i was taking crazy pills hearing everyone (even people who thought the movie itself sucked) talk about how great he was in elvis. like he certainly was wearing prosthetics and crying. but after seeing him in dune i do want to apologize bc i was not familiar with his game.

#like that is what screen presence looks like TO ME #and i don’t even blame him for elvis i imagine it would be difficult to give a good performance when the role is 95% montage #i mean i have seen aliens in the attic so i wasn’t going in completely blind. also the episodes of zoey 101 he was in. #and any other disney/nickelodeon teen sitcom he might have been affiliated with #*

[dezwade]

he told his son to kill his brother less than five minutes ago, donald

#lab rats #im going to be normal about the vanishing someday #that day is not today #genuinely cannot fathom someone watching that episode and coming to the conclusion that douglas is a good dad #like i love him #hes a fun character #but. good dad is. a serious stretch of imagination #mine. #also daniel is weirdly nonchalant about killing marcus???? #like i dont blame him for doing it rly. like it was definitely out of self-defense #but you'd think a 14 yr old would have. idk slightly more complex feelings about taking someone's life #(yeah yeah i know disney sitcom. but you cant just KILL PEOPLE in your show for 10 yr olds and then act like its not a big deal)

[chamomileteainabuttercup]

Prior to Headbangers Ball (which began in 1987) MTV had an all-metal videos show called Heavy Metal Mania, hosted by Dee Snider from Twisted Sister. Apparently it aired monthly, beginning in June 1985, but it's really hard to find out more than that - a lot of links I've found just lead back to its longer-running successor, Headbangers Ball, which is no good to me when writing a Stranger Things AU where Steve and Eddie fall in love in summer 1985. I want them to watch it on TV together, at Steve's house because he has cable (the Munsons can't afford it), but I can't find out anything about the times and dates it aired, and I don't know whether MTV repeated it in between times or you could see it only on that monthly date, and I also know it doesn't matter and I haven't even specified in the story what date it is other than sometime in July at the moment... but I just wish I could find out because it would be even more satisfying if I knew it was correct.

Anyway they'll enjoy the show together. Cuddling on Steve's couch. It will be nice.

The cuddling will be disrupted any time a really good song comes on and Eddie needs to thrash around to it, but they'll get back to it.

#steddie #trying to write #by the way there's a British sitcom from (iirc) the 1990s called Men Behaving Badly #I don't imagine it has aged well but I found it funny at the time #(it had the man who did the original voice of Bob the Builder in it btw) #but anyway the end credits sequence was always the two main characters dancing enthusiastically and badly around their living room #waving their arms and legs about twirling around jumping off the couch that sort of dancing #there was a new silly dance sequence for each season iirc #SOMETIMES Steve and Eddie dance romantically in each other's arms #more often they dance around like that #you know what? as well as being hard to find precise time of day and date information about Heavy Metal Mania #it is surprisingly hard to find a video clip of the Men Behaving Badly outro #I just wanted to see if the dancing is as silly as I remember

[morninkim]

Rise of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - "Mask of the Masked Rider"

Prince Dex of Edenoi was given the powers of the Masked Rider by his dying grandfather, King Lexian, following a devastating final assault on Edenoi's capital by the evil Count Dregon. With Edenoi's defenses crippled, Dregon set his sights on Earth. Dex soon followed, teaming up with the Power Rangers and forming a strong alliance with them, counting them as some of his first and closest friends.

Dex's past is riddled in tragedy, Edenoi having been under constant siege since before he was born. His planet made for an easy target, as most of the population were pacifists, save for the Masked Rider Warriors that stood guard against incursions. Sadly, they were all wiped out in Dregon's final attack, leaving only Dex and his Ectophase Activator as the last remnants of the Rider Warriors.

Around the Rangers, Dex says everything extremely deadpan, making it hard to tell whether or not he's joking, but he will soon clarify with an equally deadpan "That was a joke." or "Was that not funny?"

He comes into inadvertant conflict with Tommy as she starts to worry about him replacing her on the team, threatened by the "newer and cooler green guy". The two soon reconcile as Tommy apologises for projecting onto him, with Dex saying that, as someone who also had never had friends before now, it's understandable that she would be worried about losing them again.

#rotmmpr #power rangers #mmpr #masked rider #kamen rider #dex stewart #OKAY im glad i got this one out of my system #three guesses who i was thinking of while designing dex's civilian form lmaoo #dex is one of my fav bits of rise bc i think he's one of the most clever and dumb jokes i could think of that ALSO moves things forward #essentially he's a meta joke about people considering rider to be more ''mature'' than sentai or pr even though it has the same target demo #+ a purposeful and comedic over-correction on the original saban's masked rider since that show ended up being more of a sitcom than even p #while ALSO referencing the fact that kamen rider black got an adult-oriented reboot last year #plus i just thought ''mask of the masked rider'' was a silly subtitle for the mini-arc he'd appear in #his suit is also deliberately designed to be a lil more complex and ''modern superhero design'' than the rangers' suits #to contrast against them and match his like. different tone than them #but ye. he's very much tied into tommy's arc on the team where they both have the sort of. tendency to just say shit #that they think is completely normal. but is so deeply fucked up to everyone around them #obvs dex to a much more extreme degree since he's a victim of actual genocide lmao #and both he and tommy learn how to work in a team over the course of the masked rider arc #i also imagine tommy would have a lil dream sequence where she imagines dex replacing her as the green ranger #and he morphs into a form that looks kinda like kamen rider j or zo #i won't be designing the other masked rider warriors but just know. I AM AMAZON. would be canon.

[gio-cosmo]

I’ve been playing bg3 so much I hear the dice roll sound effect in my dreams

#this is just like the time when I first started playing genshin and was playing it so often that I would wake up with the Mondstat theme- #blaring in my head #im so normal guys I promise #LMAOAOO #does this even make sense tho like do you guys know what I mean 😭 I feel like I’m not describing it well #like imagine ur me lying in bed sleeping #it’s morning and I’m just starting to wake up #all of the sudden in my mind BOOM #bg3 dice rolling sound effect incredibly loud in my brain #I wake up #confused and disoriented #“where the fuck did the bg3 dice rolling sound effect come from???’’ I ponder #until I realize it came from my own stupid little head bc I’ve been playing the game so much the sound is ingrained in my brain !!! #isn’t there like a scientific word for this #this also happened a while back when I would watch sitcoms a lot— #and I’d wake up to the sound of a laugh track it was so disorienting 😭 #somebody pls relate to this ☺️ #bg3