#i just think thats very married of them

[95zintheirownworld]

"as long as taehyungie asks if i'm ok, i'm fine. but if he didnt notice, i would go and make a scene in front of him and if he just said im sorry, then i would be sad all day."

#vmin #park jimin #kim taehyung #bts #memories of 2021 #i just think thats very married of them #jimin is So #and tae just being Amused #oh tae Adores jimin like #btw im sorry for the extended absence theres been a Lot going on irl #ill try to post a compilation for memories tho #theres SO MUCH VMIN #and a Lot of married content at that #theres new coway as well #i have so much i want to post i Will try and find the time to do it

[caramelldansenu]

bonus

#an insane asshole is how i imagine the lambs personality to be #and also i think they'd marry someone who's just as insane as them #thats who i married in my game lol i named her shams cause she's a yellow rabbit #actually im married to multiple followers but she's the only one i personally named #art #fanart #drawing #cult of the lamb #cotl #they're very platonic wives 😀👍 #you may be insane lamb but narinder is insaner

[moeblob]

Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.

So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.

#fe three houses #byleth #hanneman von essar #i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like #step back uh forget that I said that #like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad #if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage) #also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just #honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean #also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly #then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction #which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them #with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage #and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that #and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations #that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something #and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately #and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??

[quietwingsinthesky]

see my brain just doesn’t register the idea of anyone having a ‘one true love’ which is why the common fandom tropes of making canonical love interests terrible in order to justify why your ship is better always bugs the shit out of me. it feels like the only reason you would do that is if the idea of the characters in your ship having any other sort of romantic relationship that was important to them, even in the past, is a threat to their current one, therefore all their past relationships need to be demonized in order to make them ‘not real love’ so that they remain pure and chaste and ready for the True Love of the endgame ship.

#im not crazy right like other people notice that trope ajd get annoyed by it right #its a very weird trope to be so common from my perspective because like. why not just. break up the couple you dont want. #for reasons that arent ‘i made this person into a charicature of themselves to justify why my blorbo would have never actually loved them’ #you know? its weird. its weird right? #and then of course there’s the offshoot of this that intersect with fandom misogyny where that demonized person is usually the female love #interest. or sometimes not even that. sometimes she was just standing there a little too close to one of the guys and that made people feel #insecure about their ship so they make her a bitch. gwen cooper. im. im talking about gwen cooper. people do this to gwen cooper and ill #never know peace about that. #anyway. is there a word for like. heteronormativity for monogomous people. because thats what i think this falls under. #because it is a very. like its a very conservatively monogomous idea. i feel like it is not unrelated to christian values of not having sex #before you’re married. that maybe someone in fandom might manage to ditch that particular ruleset to make their blorbos fuck nasty but NOT #the underlying idea of it that you can only ever have One Person you share that love and intimacy with. so you still end up perpetuating the #same toxic beliefs. you know? sorry im rambling it just annoys me

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Sometimes I feel that Barnaby and Wally have this friendship like big bro/Lil bro, and Howdy being Barnabys bf has to put up with a lot of Wallys shenanigans for Barnaby (doesn't mind cause he also adores Wally I'm a big bro way)

i view them (as a trio) Similarly! though a little to the Left cause i don't view Barnaby & Wally's relationship as big/lil bro. rn to me they're very close friends - borderline queerplatonic! like... Wally is Barnaby's special little guy, yk?

so in my mind, in this trio, Wally's not exactly a. uh. third wheel to Barnaby/Howdy i suppose? oh this is difficult to translate into words - he's part of the relationship without being Part of it if that makes any sense? like of course he's gonna be With them a lot. Barnaby's not gonna be like "ok go do something else so i can make doe eyes at Howdy". that's his Little Buddy. they're gonna Include him as much as possible, i'd imagine. and i doubt Wally would mind being around while they flirt chat. he'd probably love being Barnaby's "wingman"

#and since its canon that all of the neighbors like wally - howdy would probably be delighted to have him around! #who wouldn't want to hang with him?? #honestly barnaby could probably show up to one of their dates w/ wally in tow #and howdy'd be like 'oh hi wally! joining us this evening? lets go then!' #honestly i view barnaby/howdy + wally similar to like #a married couple whose best friend lives with them #thats the best analogy i can think of atm #hes very involved in my mind. barnaby is extremely important to him yk? #i like to... muddy traditional relationships and Expected Dynamics #i find it interesting and a bit more real in a way? #like not every relationship - platonic or romantic - is gonna be clear cut or 'typical' #love & relationships are much more varied and nuanced than what is more often than not portrayed #plus idk it sorta rankles when i see platonic relationships sorta sidelined or viewed as something to be 'put up with' by the romantic side #theyre important! and platonic love is not Less than romantic love. its just... different. to the Left. #am i aromantic? i might be aromantic. maybe? idk. am i? hm. something for me to Not think about <3 #rambles from the bog #laughingstock #insert meme here of the three of them holding hands #picturing sally introducing them like: this is howdy & this is howdy's boyfriend barnaby & this is barnaby's best friend wally #to be very clear here i do not ship wally with anyone in the Least. like At All. i have thought and pondered on this a lot #hes so aroacepilled in my mind.... #and that only frees up space for him to get Funky with his relationships hell yeah you go little buddy #hes living my dream smh. in my head at least #the imaginings i have are Different from canon obviously #which is half the fun! #in canon i hope things get messy as hell. i hope it hurts me as well as the characters #i hope the dynamics i have in my head get dashed against the rocks and then decimated by ocean waves #i hope i can look back upon these posts and cackle evilly at my past self's naivety #future me i just Know you're having a delightfully painful time. enjoy <3 ill catch up eventually <3

[jeremyisntheere]

jeremy: *shows michael his backpack, of which has 'boyf' scribbled on the back, matching with michael's own, covered in the world 'riends'*

michael: my mothers would be thrilled jeremy

*7-8 years later*

jeremy: *literally at the altar with michael, marrying said man*

michael: *whispering* my mothers would be thrilled

#help i cant stop thinking about them #i think this would happen #also christine is jeremys best woman #his mothers were in fact thrilled #and jeremy was very annoyed but very thrilled after marryign him thank you very much #and everyone was in tears #the crowd goes wild #boyf riends get married #thats it folks thats the story #bmc #be more chill #im normal i swear #be more chill musical #jeremichael #tagging any bmc post with jeremichael is so funny because i just know it is for the fnaf fans and ONLY the fnaf fans but who cares #bmc jeremy #bmc michael #michael mell

[suntails]

Hiya!

I saw your SilRuggie post and I feel you on the "Silver and his many boyfriends" part.

Idk what it is about Silver but he's so... Shippable?

Like I ship SilVil, KalimSil and JadeSil which are kinda popular. But it's also stuff like RidSil and LeoSil (oh so much brainrot currently about LeoSil,) Which aren't as popular.

He's probably my most shipped character like... EVER.

(I may have gotten some ship names wrong)

IT’S THE CHEMISTRY IT’S THE WAY HE HAS CHEMISTRY WITH SO SOSOSO MUCH OF THE CAST!!! he’s so deeply just…good, and he cares so earnestly, and he has examples of interactions with almost fuckgng everyone at this point. like i can understand why someone would ship just abt any silver ship, i GET it, bc theres so much potential. i think i have like…3? that im neutral on? maybe?

also hearing u associate silvil with the kinda popular ones, im fuckign weak at the knees. that is incorrect but im pretending ur right bc it makes me oh so happy

#ask #nervouslywaitingforlife #its the way i like all of em. i love him he deserves love #silvil i have a manifesto abt #silkali i think they are best friends in LOVE with each other but specifically as friends. not that they love each other tho. theyre IN LOVE #does that make sense. IN LOVE as FRIENDS. IN LOVE. theyre married #jadesil gives me ‘theyll take rugged nature walks together’ and jade is so refreshed to have someone so sincere and sweet in his life #someone u can read like a book someone who will earnestly appreciate u. silver will love jades dedication and isnt put off by him like most #bc he sees ppl for the good in them. wipes a tear #silrid i feel so strongly abt. i firmly believe theyd be very sweet and good to each other. horse girls. riddle picked sil specifically for #his master chef partner. he chose him intentionally. silver acknowledges and appreciated riddles dedication and work ethic and talks highly #of him. in book6 ch6 iirc thats when riddle gets taken by styx and the way silver SHOUTS in worried fear. he LOVES him #i do think theyd get divorced but not in a funnt leovil way in a sad ‘things just arent working despite us loving each other’ way. adult yk? #leosil should take naps together. those are my thoughts. i want ruggie and sebek to find them passed tf out in the gardens on a reg basis #and this only scratches the surface of dear catríonas thoughts on sil ships. u didnt even mention silsebe and thats his most popular ship #i like him w ruggie too and jack and jamil and and and and AGGHHH dies #ADDING TO MY TAGS. FORGOT TO MENTION SILIDIA TOO. OH MY GOD THE FUCKING POTENTIAL AAAAAAGGHHHH take me off the stage i could ramble forever #me violently pointinh to my conspiracy board and detailing his chemistry with every single person in the cast

[lavenderyulu]

‘‘You’re unusually clingy today~’‘

The first birthday art i actually post of my blorbos :)

oh and these birthday dates are just headcanons.

#incombustibleshipping #pokemon #pokeani #pokemon steven #pokemon alain #steven stone #birthday headcanons are feb 11 for steven and july 24th for alain #i totally didnt rush this today afndfnnnn i need to eat #oh yeah and alain made the cupcakes #ah alain baking headcanon beloved #i just know im gonna get a comment about killing someone with softness #thats a good thing #i had fun drawing a bit more of backgrounds again #i think the window very clearly gives it away but this is alains room in sycamores lab #god i wanted to make a square window but he just HAD TO HAVE THEM THAT SHAPE #and theyre openable because I SAID SO- #oh and no rings bc they just woke up #but just so you know they are married because i said so

[suffarustuffaru]

hi again i ranked every parent i could think of in rezero based on parenting skills + how much they give a shit

#i forgot to add the dude thats now married to garf's mom but he would go in 'seems alright'!! #ALSO LIKE GARFS MOM... THE POOR WOMAN.... SHES LIVED SUCH A ROUGH LIFE LAJSLDFJ I HOPE SHE'LL BE OKAY... but also yeah um. rip fred and gar #bc their mom dipped. like to find garfs dad yeah but like. girl :((( but also the implications of How she had fred is. :((( honestly. maybe #for the best that that woman lost her memories. #fribal (theresias uncle) is only ranked that high bc he at least shows REGRET for his actions.... he apologizes to theresia as he dies.. #the juukuliuses all seem like they were alright. rip daisy and klein though they died in that flood when julius was a kid ;-;;; #alviero is only present for like one scene in a side story but like. he seems alright. he def cares given he and his wife took in julius #after julius's parents died. and also alviero and maria have been taking care of joshua and julius... so they DO care but i dont think #alviero was perfect just judging off of. you know. how julius and joshua have turned out lajdslfjs. alviero is so gaslight gatekeep girlbos #and like overly concerned with how he comes off to others that you can see where joshua and julius got that shit from HAH. #heinkel is only up that high on the list bc felix's parents and roswaal exist. like its very hard to beat that LMAO T^T #and yeah rem and rams parents did not give a shit about either of them ngl. #rezero #WAIT I FORGOT TO COUNT RYUZU. SHOULD I HAVE COUNTED RYUZU?? PROBABLY RIGHT???

[mejomonster]

I would like. To be in mutual love

#rant #yeah... #........................................................................................................................................... #look its like this. im chronically ill. i know its not totally up to me i cant go out 1-3 times a week trying ro meet ppl. i know i #cant even eat some days my tummy too upset. cant work some days cant even sit up. can barely keep up witj friends i already have #and i know the being drained wont get better. i might be this sick forever. and i know im prioritizing my own art over #meetjng strangers. thats a choice. i know its my own fault im lonely. i also just. i wanna build a relationship #that long term where u meet and become friends then best friends then fall in love and hey if ur lucky marry ur best friend #and i know that wont come from forcing myself on dates w ppl i dont like. i know no ones ever liked me before #i know i havent felt attraction in years anyway. i miss having a crush. but i suppose itd be sad anyway. to crush and not be liked back #to feel ill need to wait another 5 years for another rare crush. i dont believe in fate i dont think. so i might not ever #kiss someoje i like. i might not get lucky and hold a crushs hand. spend months or years with someone like that #i just. i hate so much romance isnt like skills. i cant just date 1x a week until i run into love #i cant even find 1 person a month to crush on let alone ask out. cause the feelings are luck too #luck of who u run into even if u go tl events. even wuen i had 10k tinder matches the only date #the only person who respjded. was someone with a gf who didnt have much in common with me and me not mucj w them and it #was just not enough click to even make a friend #god it makes me sad. id like to kiss someone special. hold their hand. hear em talk hours #i have friends and love em but i dont wanna kiss a friend. i just dont feel romancy very much.

[moeblob]

Lander: Did you just call my romantic options I give to Gavvin "a multiple choice test"...... Basil: Yes. Lander: It's not a test - Basil: If there is a wrong answer in your mind to the options provided, it's a test.

Lander runs a convenience store (he got it after his parents died) and he has a huge crush on very broke Gavvin who showed up one day out of the blue. And so Lander hires him and lets him live with him in the back of the store and honestly it's love at first sight for Lander. But Gavvin is much more "mmmmm kinda wary of you for hiring a guy off the street you've never seen before but I accept the job thank you".

Basil unfortunately is a teacher who has to not only put up with his teenage students but also Lander (and their very weird friendship) and Gavvin (very socially awkward new guy in town who asks a lot of questions to him specifically). Basil is chronically done with everyone while everyone is like "ah yes, he can help me with my problems".

#my characters #they are from a very old plot where i just .... wanted to explore relationships #i dont talk about it much because there wasnt actually a plot but its just me fascinated by ages and interactions #like basil as a respected teacher getting constantly slammed with weird gavvin questions and student drama #while lander vs his crush on gavvin also has two other employees to interact with #and then the students had interactions with each other and siblings #and then one student was the younger sibling of the butcher while there was also a bakery owning family #so then there was like... businesses kinda interacting #it was all over the place for what was going on but i just like interactions #lander and gavvin actually fit the requited young love spot #while there was also a married couple who were absolutely in love with each other and it was great #they were so sweet to each other and i love them a lot lol #anyway i just remember there was a student who had the nickname panda and thats about it #he was good friends with the butchers younger brother ?? but bc they were in the same class #and panda had a girl that was his bff and had been for years and im trying to remember her name #it started with an r i think ??? #there are too many tags already im gonna shut up now

[235uranium]

back from the barbie movie and I certainly have Thoughts on what the movie was doing but overall I do think it's worth seeing! it's fun

#☢️.txt #spoilers in tags! #i think what they did with ken is actually really fascinating and while i do get why the movie doesnt focus on his motivations #or the fantasy politics of barbieland #i AM personally interested in them #like his frustration is coming from a legitimate place and the movie does acknowledge that both barbie (margot) and the barbies overall were #Not In The Right and its not the actual solution to the issue of feminism #in the same way that the movie acknowledged that barbie didnt solve feminism and in many cases ended up playing into #the very ideas that prevent women from pursuing the jobs barbie is often shown in #im sure ppl will critique the movie for not going far enough but like. i dont think their point was to make a massive statement? #so much as it was to make a campy blockbuster that gently acknowledges the ways people can so often feel left out #its not the feminist piece of a generation so much as it is a love letter to barbie that acknowledges how shes #an inherently flawed consumerist brand. but one thats deeply cherished by generations and has left a massive pink stamp on our culture #(its probably worth noting that i have generally positive memories of barbie) #(despite being a weird fat kid i never personally felt alienated by barbie and my memories are extremely fond) #(i didnt like baby dolls bc. i never have liked kids but barbie was a fantasy in sparkly dresses) #(she was married to my dinosaur toys. ive always known what im about yes) #my favorite barbies were swan lake a halloween witch barbie and a halloween ghost barbie #(also idk is this an autistic thing for me to only learn most young girls compared their bodies to barbie at like 14?) #(like it just never dawned on me to compare my looks to a toy tbqh. i was more upset by the actual lack of clothing in my size)

[iqmmir]

"but then they would gossip about it!!!!" Woman if people have nothing better to do with their lives than gossip about how your husband's a cheater and you almost got yourself into a cult, then honestly id just feel bad for them

#.mimiming ❜ #imagine having nothing going on with yourself so you only think about how others have it worse #thats just plain pathetic #can you tell i argue with my relatives whenever i go visit and i hate them very much #like why tf do you care about her divorce and remarriage last i checked your husband said getting married to you was the worst decision he #made in his life and he's only staying for the kid #be fucking self aware jfc

[atthebell]

I love guapoduo but I remember why spiderhalo was gaining popularity at the start, I miss them interacting

i'm not watching them currently myself but they are very funny together, they're both incredibly silly and annoying so they work really well. i think they had no actual shot at anything canonical (bad is allergic to any solid relationship aside from his whole deal with skeppy and his situationships with foolish and forever, roier thought he was funny but wouldn't have gone for him in any serious way esp. if he wasn't going to either) but its fun to think about how they would work beyond just the insane teasing and kind of darling understanding they have going on (aka troll4troll)

#asks #anons #tbh i think theres very few people roier would genuinely end up with in any kind of serious relationship & thats not me being a spiderbiter #sidenote spiderbiter sounds hilarious i propose we start calling ourselves that #but yeah like. it takes someone who genuinely wanted to make it a serious and long-lasting thing #otherwise anything else would stay mostly just flirting which is honestly how a lot of mcrp stuff works #cellb well i think no matter what he said day 1 he is a romantic little sap and would have loved to get married no matter what #but i dont think he wouldve fallen as dramatically for or been so dedicated to anyone else #roier is just. roier in that way its hard not to be in love with him #anyway sorry this was supposed to be about spider.halo i do love them theyre so strange

[ilynpilled]

im gonna be petty for a second but i do think that some shippers do not actually care for jaime as a whole character that much. which is fine but idk y u have to pretend otherwise. like it is just hard for me to buy the claim that he is a huge favorite of yours when u ignore a huge chunk of his narrative. again i do not mind it if someone is only that interested in him as an extension of the narratives of characters they really do love, but when that turns into “i have an unbiased and better understanding of him and i love him for what he really is” it falls real flat when the take that follows is the most blatantly incorrect thing that contradicts much of his narrative at the core. and i do value ppl that are more critical of him i think it is good because i despise when he is woobified and reduced in complexity and ofc it can balance my perspective since i have such a deep love for him. but there is a difference between reductionist misreads and actual legitimate acknowledgement of his huge flaws, especially ones within the jc dynamic. and ofc the same happens on the other side of the spectrum where there is a tendency to ignore some major issues he has that r located outside of his dynamic w brienne. jaime is a character outside of these two ppl with incredible internal narratives that are not solely rooted in just his relationship with these women. he has a very complicated and layered relationship with the self and his grappling with that manifests in different ways.

#this is not subbing anyone in specific just in general what i noticed over the years #jaime is a character with a ton of layers and different circles are prone to only engage with only some of those layers #and ignore or just do not engage with other ones #which again sure i dont blame u for not being interested in certain aspects but those aspects are very much there im afraid #god this is also y i am so desperate to see his story ending with neither of them really #i think so much of fandom thinks that there r only those two poles that exist for him #him dying w cersei and him marrying brienne or smn #and that that will be the conclusion to a redemption arc: failed or succeeded #and i think that just sucks so hard like thats not what im getting out of his story at all #those two characters do represent a dichotomy but its not that simple #those two are not his moral compass he is his own person #and his redemption will not be clear cut like that

[tiny-chubby-bird]

don't get me wrong, i'm all for cute stories about pregnancy and having children together, but as someone who is like super terrified of pregnancy and wouldn't consider themself as someone who'd make a good parent, i'd loooove to read more fics about... that? either it's an unwanted pregnancy and they're terrified, or the couple talks about having kids and maybe the partner is open to the idea but understands and respects their s/o's fears and wishes. idk.

#i just keep reading about ppl getting married and having kids and i feel a bit left out?? #like its sweet and happy but its not something i'd want for myself #at least not at the moment #so it would be nice to read more about characters that feel the same way #i just never interacted much with children so i have no idea how to act around them and panic #and i don't think i would have the patience and energy to care for one #maybe some time in the future this will change #but even then i think i'd rather adopt than become pregnant myself #because pregnancy terrifies me so badly #its just not something i can imagine being pleasant no matter how many people tell me it was the most wonderful experience ever #probably a very unpopular opinion #but yeah anyway #would be nice to read more about characters talking about pregnancy and its risks and becoming parents and just #not being ready #not now and maybe not ever #and that thats totally okay #like this is a bit of a fear i have #if i ever have a partner who wants kids #like id be super scared of crushing that dream for them? #so it would be reassuring to read more about acceptance of that i suppose #idk im tired and just wanted to vent a little