#i just want a regular house

[soft-october-night]

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#i just want a regular house #I don't want to pay money to a lord for the rest of my life

[realbeefman]

choreman is the beautiful love story between two men who are so deeply morally fucked and repressed and who have been through hell together but who are still both. at their core. deeply boring and uninteresting people. their ideal date is going out to a nice restaurant together and sharing a bottle of wine. they go home every night to a picture perfect apartment that they clean together every sunday afternoon and read medical journals next to each other on the couch. they play video games together on the weekends semi-regularly and it’s the closest either of them ever get to having a hobby. on special occasions chase gets foreman a new tie and foreman gets chase a new cologne and then they have sex in missionary and fall asleep at a reasonable hour.

#they yearn to be normal and they could achieve normalcy in each other #i mean. theyre both fucked in the head so theyd definitelh both WANT to have crazy kinky sex together #and do exciting things #but i think what theyd most value in each other #is that they understand each other’s desire to just be regular and boring #and to be at peace with each other #they both have stressful jobs they dont need that sort of constant excitement/stimulation in their personal life #choreman #robert chase #eric foreman #house md

[libra-cant-just-dance]

This is basically Canned Heat

#just dance #just dance 2024 #i like to imagine Wander's facetime disco dance parties are a regular occurrence in the house #Traveler wants him to move out

[lucradiss]

Existing in more than one fandom space is like having more than one group of friends but both of them being so wildly different that any overlap at all would be like getting shot in the head

#like there are things that I would consider writing for House MD or Saw but not for Lord of the Rings you know #Same goes for reading #it's like how you have two personalities for your friend groups #and you make a joke that would absolutely score in friend group A #but friend group B just stares at you weird #like in LOTR or The Hobbit fandom I am so used to gentleness and care all around #Characters that love each other against the odds #but with House it's like #yeah these two men hate each other with everything they're worth #yeah they're so codependent that they would literally die for each other #yeah they have freaknasty sex on the regular #yeah i would talk for hours about their omegaverse dynamic #then saw is kind of similar to House in a few ways but fundamentally different because the love there is borne from such tragedy #or in AUs it's love at first sight #and you have these two men who are so so so different #and want desperately to take care of each other #THOSE DYNAMICS DON'T WORK FOR HOUSE OR FOR THE HOBBIT #I would never write House and Wilson lovey-dovey and caring just like I would never write Thorin and Bilbo engaging in pet-play #Anyway. anyway. #hilson #house md #thilbo #the hobbit #Saw #sawposting #chainshipping #fandom

[macroglossus]

actually really genuinely makes me so incredibly sick and sad to think of s1 will, who was terrified and losing his mind and no one helped him, especially not the people that he trusted. that line he has that goes "sometimes, at night, i leave the lights on in my little house, and walk across the flat fields... when I look back from a distance, the house is like a boat on the sea. it's really the only time i feel safe." and i think about how scared he was and how he had to leave that person behind, because he would've died, and in that sense he really died anyway

#hannibal #and it's hard because i do like hannibal as a character! and i know that's really what the show is about i.e showing that he doesn't have #the same morals as regular people and he sees will as incredibly vulnerable and with incredible potential. so he targets that potential #and will did grow into that dark potential! but in doing so he had to basically leave a significant part of himself behind #but he was SO SCARED. and completely alone except for his dogs. because every single person around him just wanted something from him #and he was losing his mind! i know in a diluted sense how incredibly hard it is to understand that youre acting crazy and understand that #everyone around you is losing their patience. and so he turned to hannibal. and hannibal betrayed him in really the worst way possible #because he wanted to see what would happen. agh. #and he walked to the edge of the trees anyway and turned back to his little house like a boat and felt safe. FUCK #what im saying is that it really isnt fair but there was no world in which it wouldve been fair really. even a world without hannibal #because the world isnt fair to will graham

[rockethorse]

Shuebock's Apartments [CC Free]

I was inspired by some tiny Tokyo apartment tours and a TS4 Simmer making a fully-functional 3x3 house to try and see how that might work in The Sims 2. Then I figured, hey, since they're so small, may as well fit as many as you can onto one lot, right?

There are 8 apartments, though only 4 playable families can live in one complex at once. Each apartment is functionally identical except for any necessary mirroring.

Behold; a functional CC-free 3x3 Sims 2 "house". I have foregone a bed in place of a recliner, which is actually pretty good for getting a Sim's energy up, especially if you spring to upgrade it. Everything has been playtested and should be fully accessible, including the shower/toilet, the chest of drawers under the counter, the bookshelf, the phone, etc.

The goal of these apartments was to be as cheap as possible and rent is about §200. Obviously, they're extremely minimal. There's a little leeway for things you can add or move around to suit an individual Sim's needs, but you get what you pay for. There are no places to WooHoo; it's not easy to find a place for a computer; and it's nigh impossible to fit more than one Sim in at a time.

This is the common outdoor area. It's not meant to be pretty. The BBQ with no actual dining area or other amenities was an intentional choice, but it's understandable if you want to add them back in, especially if you play with landlord pizza parties. I imagine the kind of Sims who live here either spend all their time working or else hanging out anywhere but home.

If you aren't bothered by doors getting stuck open, you can replace either the bookshelf or the wardrobe-counter with a one-tile table and a chair, and Sims will still be able to enter the apartment at the cost of never closing their front door. This way you can own a computer.

If you moved or replaced or deleted the TV you could put a CC bunk bed across that wall.

You could easily replace the mini fridge with this CC version that functions as a full fridge.

The stairs to the second floor have been placed with Nopke's mod, so your Sims should be able to walk under them to access the courtyard even if you don't have the same mod. If not, just add a side gate before you move any Sims in (turn it back into a residential lot temporarily, or use Apartment Life building cheats).

Nobody asked for this and I doubt anybody needs it but you can certainly download it!

Download Shuebock's Apartments @ SFS

#the sims 2 #ts2 #sims 2 lot #sims 2 apartments #would probably also work well in a uni hood but only if you made regular uni housing more expensive in your game somehow #I'd also love to see how differently you could decorate and personalise these to the occupants #just for fun! #I would've put rugs to separate the spaces a tiny bit more but didn't want to raise the prices #rockethorse lots

[storfulsten]

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#don't mind me just getting rid of some brainrot ok cool #done on the tablet while visiting the parents house so no refs just improvising #so stuff and colors may be way off but idc tbh #just vibin yeehaw #corpse husband #among us but not really #meant to be in a space suit I guess but can't really tell without the rest of the body or the helm or the cat ears lol #ah well #enough rambling sorry #enjoy or don't it's whatever #I draw what I want #k now back to the regular fnf au bullshit hopefully ok ok #stream 'fuK u lol' on spotify bc it's dope #it's only a minute long it's worth it I swear #anyways laters k bye lol

[unexpectedbrickattack]

peep peep 🐁..

#chattin #waitin to be picked up from my aunts house #dogsitting while she was on a trip w my mom and sister #so im going to sit here and chat about some stuff #SFW this time im going to behave ! #thinking of ph #i like writing him as a fucked up lil guy…. #got obsessed; mistook possessive behavior for love oopsie ! #i think he would be REALLY hurt postgame #he was doing a GOOD job! he was trying to help peppino get rid of his shoddy shop!!! #bc owning a business is sooooo taxing and why do that when u can just work for someone and get paid good money ! #and no one has ever like. so blatantly and ANGRILY said NO to him before :( he is experiencing failure AND rejection for the first time #sucks ass #but i want him to be happy so like. eventually he has to deal w that failure #and he sees peppino like. still running a shop. but hes not angry like when they first met hes like #vibin! #hes in the back making food and occassionally he takes front and deals w customers and theyre weird but bearable #people TRAVEL to this little shop at the edge of the forest! #and he doesnt get it its like the food comes out slow and the tvs arent loud enough to hear anything and the prices are higher- #-than ANY fast food joint and yet people still come by…he has REGULARS…how… #hes so inefficient…and yet…. #peppino is really angry and dismissive of ph at first; he does NOT want to see his ugly mug and hes tempted to chase him out #but gus is levelheaded (like always peppino notes) and hes like its not worth it ; hes harmless #and over time that anger simmers out into being JUST dismissive and grumpy #but he tolerates him and eventually tolerates his questions #and peppino is like. u know thats why i was so damn pissed at u. thinking there was nothing this owning shit #this shit takes time so i price it that way. u gotta talk to customers like People not Money Giving Machines #like yeah peppino doesnt have the BEST temperment but he most people are just there for Pizza #and some of them are friendly! its tiring but he likes making food and dealing w people #he will not say it but he puts love into this business; this shop is his baby! and ph didnt really get that

[fiddles-ifs]

quick! choose ONE song that you feel is each of your IFs "theme songs"

FUCK. UH. UH. UHHHH.

Greenwarden Book 1: In the Pines/Where Did You Sleep Last Night -- Caught a Ghost version

Greenwarden Book 2: Family Tree -- Ethel Cain

The King's Physician: Valhalla Calling -- Miracle of Sound/Peyton Parish duet version

Wolf Creek Run: Howl -- Florence + The Machine

Untitled Hospital Simulator: Plastic Heart -- Nostalghia, Tyler Bates, Joel J. Richard

#answered #greenwarden #the king's physician #wolf creek run #untitled hospital simulator #this was hard i have exactly one MILLION playlists #plastic heart is part of john's theme from john wick which i thought was appropriate #considering hospital simulator is just my love letter to neo-noir films #not featured: house of thorns #bc im not entirely sure if i want that to be an IF novel or just a regular novel

[thewingedwolf]

wait what is twitter doing?

oh my goddddd they’re saying that america is harassing cory bc last night she noticed the camera zoomed in on them and went “okay but just one kiss” and he goes “we talked about this.” notably, she did not attempt to kiss him and backed off when he said that!! and also notably, she got up and left the room for a bit and he cam talked and said the problem is not america, she’s great, it’s his own problem.

people are insisting she’s coercing him, harassing him, she’s a predator bc she’s an “older woman” going after someone younger, completely ignoring their entire dynamic is this push-pull thing that cory has pretty firmly stated he enjoys. it would be one thing if he’d been clear he doesn’t like her skirting around his boundaries but like, the other night she said “literally fuck me” and he immediately wrapped his legs around hers and they started playing footsie under the covers, LIKE. but nope, this is predatory on america’s part apparently

#bb25 #anons #like she kissed his shoulder and he kind of seriously commented on it and she hasn’t done it again #as people pointed out there’s so many reasons he could be interested and not want to start something in the house #including that he may have genuine feelings for her and would feel like it’s cheapening them to make out on national tv #which is. LIKE YEAH. i think playing with a boundary and doing regular check ins to make sure you’re not actually going too far #is just a very normal way of handling what is a very weird situation where u like someone and ur being filmed constantly #but twitter always has to make something out of nothing. it’s nothing!!!!!

[crowcryptid]

Stuck at a red light and I could count 16 cranes all making new condos and apartments. Maybe a few of them are offices but they looked like apartments.

Filled me with a new sense of dread

#I’m just. head in hands. you guys have no idea. I’ve been here my whole life and it has never been this horrible here. traffic. #there was definitely more than 16 that’s just what I was able to see #Yes just keep building luxury apartments and making an already horribly planned out and overcrowded city even more crowded 👍 #if this shit was actually planned out it wouldn’t be so bad #but it was not. intended. to have this many people. #what I want to know is who the fuck is actually living in them #yeah we got a lot of people from high wage states working remotely here in the past 3 years #but surely it can’t be THAT MANY????? #like. this is a city with no industry outside of money laundering and being a servant to rich ppl and tourists #wages are in the dirt here. even with a degree most jobs will refuse to pay a living wage #you will make more in pretty much any other state fl wages are abysmal #who is renting these #edit: I should mention that building more housing is not a bad thing it’s just that. these aren’t for normal people. these are for the rich #the regular ppl are getting absolutely eaten alive here. I would know I’m one of them. #and the roads just can’t support this many people. my commute has gotten 10-15 mins longer #just this year. distance hasn’t changed. there’s just that many more cars

[ghostcrows]

i love Stuff but i hate loving Stuff when i know how much of it plainly shouldnt exist bc it fucks people over or it fucks the environment over or its just like if you think about it too hard you wonder why everything in your life is centered around useless cheaply made kind of neat things...call that...etsystential dread. did you like that one. let me know

#dgmw like..a lot of stuff on there is straight from the artist #its just when you see the shit thats obviously made by an adbot of some sort cause it makes no fucking sense #but also things you see in regular stores...just thinking of how Much of it all there is #piles upon piles of plastic decorations #and i love looking at them and i often cave and buy them #but theres a sense of like...do i have to be such a god damn consumer #its like when you love video game but then your whole house becomes #majoras mask posters and super mario welcome mat #like am i even a person anymore. #i feel the same even about scenecore and other alt cultures that have intimate ties with Brands #i want a brandless counterculture thats unsellable...almost impossible now #the second they can think of how to sell it they do

[1zashreena1]

Everyone is fine with me being autistic until I behave autistically

#autistic #fucking tired #regular shit is so boring and i have none spoons left to pretend with #no i dont want a promotion #or a house #or offspring #or a retirement #just leave me alone #with my maladaptive daydreaming playlist and whatever paperwork you want done

[a-muffin-full-of-poetry]

Pov: you actually can't count so you think you have at least 20 wishes between you and soft pity so "another ten pull won't hurt", so you do a ten pull and it lights up in gold and you go "oh, shit, it's fine, I'll lose my 50/50, I haven't lost one in a while, karma's coming for me today and I'll have guaranteed wmos (wriothesley)" but then YOU GET THE SAD DRAGON MAN ANYWAY

... I'm suffering from a bad case of damn now I need to farm THREE SETS OF THE NEW ARTEFACT DOMAIN

#genshin impact #genshin impact neuvillette #genshin #genshin pulls #i will make it a regular thing ig #wmos is an inside joke with my friends i mispelt emos and she thought i actually mispelt wriothesley bcs he was the topic #i know nothing about neuvilette bcs i haven't done the story (no time and burnout) so like maybe i would like him idk #it just means i'm absolutely going to have to spend money on wriothesley #and i'm ranting in my tags great thankd for witnessing this #i just want to laugh and cry at some funny bad good luck #good luck on all your pulls guys if he's turning up at my house uninvited then he can turn up when he's invited to yours

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Is there anything more unsettling than your four cats staring in the same direction down the hall, only for you to later find a spider on the back of your bedroom door?

"Aww, what are you silly little guys doing over-? GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY, IS THAT A BIG HONKIN' RECLUSE???"

#rae is such a dork #having four cats means relatively decent pest control on the house but also they will certainly chase things under the doors #Poor spider was probably terrified I'm sure and usually recluses are docile but I just don't like them out in the open #They're one of the most venomous spiders in America and they're everywhere but they usually stay away from people #Absolutely not fun to push a door open and come face to face with one eye level #I try to repel them with mint and cedar and regular vacuuming and noise but this is peak season for them #Usually they get trapped in the sinks and tub because they want water #So they usually show up in the kitchens and bathrooms #Mom got bit by one way back in the early 2000s and her skin right there is still rather scarred #They hide in clothes and boxes so just give a quick shake of the item and inspect shoes and gloves before sticking limbs in them #They also hide under furniture and woodpiles #They're honestly quite polite spiders that are afraid of you but they can bite if they feel threatened #So I have to share my house for half of the year with them as they come out #Rural Nowhere home problems amirite??

[beananium]

my family don't be annoying about my weight challenge (impossible)

#vent #fatphobia #it's just. aughhhh #i'd rather be fat and enjoy the food i love instead of be thin and miserable #i just mentioned how my double chin feels funny (like is swollen) and never really noticed its feel #and my dad took that as an opportunity to be like “well its because you eat and don't exercise” like. ok #yeah i'm out of shape but thats because i've been too depressed to work out or even get out of the house #i've only recently improved because i got a job by sheer luck #i'm pretty sure i'm not going to shed 90 pounds by working out either #you want me to starve myself? huh? is that what you want mother fucker?? #i wouldn't mind eating healthy either. i do love vegetables and fruits #its just that no one in this household knows how to prepare them properly INCLUDING ME #I CAN'T EVEN COOK WHAT I LIKE BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS STUPID HOUSE WOULD EAT IT SINCE THEIR DIETS SUCK ASS BUTT AUGH #my dad has the audacity to drink nothing but soda and say this shit to me #my grandma's also been bitching about my health. thats how i found out she's been withholding all my health information from me for years #fuck my cringe ass fail family for real #sorry. back to your regular posting i just needed to get this out somewhere