#i love him but i hate him

[melodyidk]

Welcome to "Is my taste in men bad or is he actually hot?"

On today's instalment we have:

The one.

The only.

The unapologetically hilarious...

*drumroll sound for dramatic effect cause I'm sassy*

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Adam a.k.a. The Dick Master, also known by:

The leader of the Exterminators

The original dick

The first man

Mr. "All of humanity came from deez nuts"

(Second panel is NOT my art. All credit goes to scout_ish on Twitter.... X?? Idfk man, eat the rich, I hate this, I'm still calling it Twitter.)

ANYWHO

Now, is it the fact he's hilarious? Is it because he wears a mask? Is it the because Alex Brightman voices him? OR, is it because he plays guitar and I'm definitely part of the problem with stereotypes?

The amswer is E) all of the above

I blame all the fanart people do of him and two cosplayers in particular.

denki.darling

and

Har_Fie

I'm not even gonna try to justify this one. He's just silly, which in my book, is atractive.

Hes uglyhot guys, please.

#deranged melody hours #awooga #what am i even talking about #maybe i'm the problem #or I'm just delusional #but like #SMAAAASH #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin adam #hazbin hotel adam x reader #adam hazbin hotel #adam #adam x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #adam x you #hazbin hotel x you #stinky man hehehe #i love him but i hate him #like i know he's an asshole #but i'd still let him hit you know?

[wednesdayday]

he got a bulbasaur mat from someone and ofc he had to make a lil skit

📸: madmaria86

#I love him but I hate him #jere pöyhönen #käärijä

[laanonlovestrash]

Blush Blush appears to have taken over my brain so i figured i might as well draw something for it, so here's Anon cause he's my favorite

idk how to write his accent, i tried my best ok

#my art #digital art #digital fanart #fanart #blush blush #blush blush game #blush blush anon #anon blush blush #what are the tags for this #blush blush fanart #blush blush game fanart #bb anon #i love him but i hate him #i wanna play videogames and co-parent a cat with him #but i also wanna push him down a flight of stairs to see if he falls like a slinky #idk how that would be physically possible #but i feel like it is a feat that Anon should be able to achieve #somehow

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

I had a brief moment of terror when I accidentally hit some keys on my laptop and suddenly could only view one layer at a time and had no idea how to fix it.

I panicked. I almost cried. It wasn't pretty.

Luckily restarting Krita fixed the issue. Didn't fix the issue of me feeling like a dumbass but anyway—

Anyway, most of the dynamics of rendering his face and sunglasses are done. Working on his hair now, but I may shift focus back to skin rendering. Or I might jump headfirst into the feathers. Who knows? I'm technically not even done with the line art, I still want to do more hatching around his neck and chest/abdomen.

Doffy is a chaotic mfer and that energy is definitely leaking into this project.

Also thanks to my Spotify algorithm, as well as my own inclination to associate music with everything, I will now forever associate Doflamingo with System of a Down. Loud and flashy, jumping between chill and unhinged without warning, sometimes poignant and philisophical yet sometimes silly and nonsensical.

I'm specifically cursed to think of him every time I hear "Toxicity" now.

"The toxicity of our city, of our city—"

"You, what do you own, the world? How do you own disorder? Disorder?"

"When I became the sun, I shone life into the mens' hearts"

Everything is in disorder under his rule, but he doesn't regard that; in his own eyes he might as well be the sun, so bright and vibrant that others should either bask in his light or fall into his shadow.

Such a happy lil dictator. Just a silly lil sociopathic puppy 💗 Gonna pat him on the head and sentence him to rot in prison for the rest of his mortal years ☺️💕

#i love him but i hate him #like #i want him to rot in hell #but also #he needs therapy #i want to rehabilitate him #so he'd just be a silly lil guy #with a silly lil pink coat #doing silly lil pink coat guy stuff #doflamingo #doffy #donquixote doflamingo #one piece #fan art #my art #digital art #art #wip

[j-nightingalesb1tch]

friendly reminder that our beloved travis is toxic in any and every romantic relationship because he will never love anyone as much as he loves michael, so for that reason he should stay single and get therapy🫶🏻

#station 19 #travis montgomery #emmett dixon #eli stern #michael cooper williams #tremmett #station 19 grant #s19 #sterngomery #i love him but i hate him

[cloverandstuff]

There aren’t good characters or bad characters in butterfly reign.

There are simply, “I understand you and I love you” characters” and “I understand you and despise you with every molecule in my body” characters.

These will vary depending on the person and the trauma they have gone through.

#butterfly reign #br!tommy #br!wilbur #i have so many thoughts #and so many opinions #i understand and love all the main characters #except br!phil #he can rot in hell #I understand #i love him but i hate him #ahhhh

[goreking890]

My thoughts on the New helluva boss episode 😍😋😊

#lgbt #gay #helluva boss #helluva mammon #big boys #RAWR #i love him but i hate him

[captainsparklefingers]

Found a really weird cat in the house earlier today... he's got wet feet but once he's dried off I'll see if I can get more pictures.

#cursed cat alastor #hazbin hotel #the pattern for this thing was somehow really simple but also DEEPLY CONFUSING #the instructions were also not helpful #so this somehow came out more fucked up than intended #I can't believe I've done this #why did I do this #how do I explain this to people #he has a nose because he looked somehow worse without one #if I ever can figure out the stupid pattern directions ill try again and maybe make a better one #or maybe just a normal cat #I hate him #I love him but I hate him

[absolutelyzoned]

i wish there was more val velocity content i need to rip him to shreds with my teeth and beat him up and put him through a meat grinder and smooch him on the forehead and hug him and shoot him with my ray gun and ghost him and step on him and tell him its gonna be okay and put him in a salad spinner and

#normal thoughts #ghost him as in y'know. kill. #val velocity #ttlotfk #i love him but i hate him

[a-victorian-girl]

hi,

yes, i am still mad.

yes, still because of the same thing.

no, i am not mad at you.

You and me, two pissed friends. How cute… 🔥

#i'm gonna kill him #figuratively speaking #i love him but i hate him

[sasukew]

its not easy being this gay and dramatic but uchiha sasuke manages to do it everyday

#i love him but i hate him #naruto

[glimmerofyou]

yall i hvae been getting angry at this. this be ai tee cee eihtch has been following me everywhere. i go to my kitchen? boom. hes there. staring. watching. i cant sleep with him around

+ he makes me put him to bed every night 🙄🙄

photo evidence of the crime (low quality bcuz its a security camera obvi)

it shocks me seeing him like that 😞😞

(thie posr is slash jay)

#he really gets along with draculaura tho #keanu reeves but small???!!!?!?!?! #keanu reeves #he's so silly #silly little guy #john wick #wawawawawa #i love him but i hate him

[avoidingravity]

I want his pre-ugly gender

Edit: Adding text! Sorry, I didn’t really expect people to see my dumb doodles HSNDJSNSJS

Top left: “don’t dis the drip”

Top right: “I call it king behavior”

Bottom left: “I can’t see shit”

Bottom center: BLEH

Bottom right: “damn, y’all gullible af”

#mr komos #komos #monster high #monster high 2022 #monster high the movie spoilers #Venny art #i love him but I hate him #i was craving komos content and I don’t know any other users who provide the goods #if anyone knows any other user w komos goods #please lmk

[writing-good-vibes]

And finally, Spooky - 27 with Otis Driftwood ✨

happy almost halloween !! 🎃💗 i know this was your last otis request, but the spirit came to me and i ended up writing it first 🤷‍♀️ i hope you enjoy !! WARNING for implied(?) smut, blood, wounds and otis being a little freaky. 😈

torn stitches

"Now see what you gone 'n done," Otis tuts, poking at your side with a grimy finger.

The line of stitches that stretched up your side, had torn open. Only the stitches at each end of the wound had held.

You winced when you saw it, the pain only making its way to your synapses once you actually saw the blood start to ooze up again.

"Shit," you complained. There's a dull feeling in the back of your head telling you that you should be more concerned. But you brush it away.

Pulling yourself off of Otis, your hips aching from being straddled across him for the last round, you lay back on the sweaty bed sheet.

Otis rolls onto his side to keep looking at you. He moves his finger down the length of the wound until he reaches the trickle of blood heading towards your hip. He wipes it up and sucks his finger into his mouth.

"Freak," you laugh, but you moan at the taste of copper on his tongue when he kisses you.

You can fix the stitches later, you think.

#otis driftwood x reader #otis driftwood #house of 1000 corpses #i'm sorry this is so short !! but all the halloween prompts will be this season #that is burn out for you #i hope you still enjoy it though !! #and thank you so much for requesting 😊😊 #i havent written for otis in a long while #it was nice to get a few reqs from you !! #otis is like my worstie #i love him but i hate him #he's freaky 😈😂

[x0xx0x1]

Every episode ends and I’m left to figure out whether I love or hate Ray. He does so many shitty things but he’s so pathetic I can’t help but feel sorry for him.

#i love him but i hate him #only friends the series #ofts #gmmtv

[cloverandstuff]

I want to dissect Br!Phil in a lab and look into his brain to understand why on earht he thought that maybe adopting Br!Ranboo while his sons, both of whom he already has a rocky relationship with, are away was a good idea that wouldn’t just furthur tear apart the family.

Like, what hurdles did you have to jump past to reach that conclusion. Is he just that oblivious or deep in his denial?

#butterfly reign #br!phil infuriates me #i love him but i hate him #why does he do this #br!phil