#i might make an incorrect quotes acc

[creep-girl]

jimmy: you fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. it’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

joel: spear.

jimmy: BLOCKED.

#jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #double life smp #dl smp #incorrect dl smp quotes #i might make an incorrect quotes acc #🤭🤭

[the-moon-files]

Linked Universe Incorrect Quotes (ft. Masc!You)

Your many, many nicknames: Guide, Hero's Guide, Lead, Star (Guiding Star), Princey, Prince

Reader: (he/him)

(This gif got chosen bc i fully believe they could get goofy enough to act like the monty python campaign sometimes)

Wars, wistfully: I love hearing my Guide shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

♡

You: Listen, listen, the ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a magic gun.

♡

Hyrule, looking at your unconscious body: I need a moment alone to heal him.

The Rest of the Chain: Of course, take care of him please.

(leaves)

Hyrule, leaning over you: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not asleep.

You, sitting up: Yeah, no shit.

♡

Sky: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper??

Sky: ...I must be losing it, I'm quoting Star.

♡

(dead quiet in camp, everyone knowing the look on your face when you get annoyed at their reckless/self-sacrificing actions)

You: When I die, I want every Link here to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

(explosion of arguing and several "Hey wait a minute-!"s)

♡

Time, accidentally forgetting never to ask his Guide for advice: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

You: The afterlife, I guess.

♡

You: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?!

Four: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

You: Okay yeah thanks so much Link, that's great to hear, now, WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT??

♡

Legend: But what do I get out of it Princey?

You: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Legend: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one tho.

You: It won't be you.

Legend: I'll get my rings.

♡

You: Why are you guys acting like this??

Twilight: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.

♡

Link: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.

You, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Link: Perfect.

♡

Thanks for reading this shitpost lmao

I just needed smth more my flavor of reader, and reader/Chain so I made this snack to satisfy me for now

Ill probably be making a fic in the future but for now bs like this will have to do

(Might use some of these quotes in it acc lol)

Peace out,

🌙

#linked universe x reader #lu x reader #lu link x reader #link x reader #botw link x reader #linked universe imagines #linked universe reader #lu reader #LU guide reader #i love guide aus #but like were not useless #and i love masc readers #which is unfortunately a MINORITY in the LU fandom 🥲 #im genderfluid and use all pronouns so constantly getting she/her'ed was ok at first but now i cant escape #esp the ppl who say its gender neutral and misgender you 😭 #usually fem/she/her #anyway #male reader #linked universe male reader #masc reader #lu x male reader #lu x masc reader

[quackkaz]

Hello, hello!!

Nice to meet you, my name is Kaz/Loo, you can also call me Looloo if you want but that’s mostly for people close to me! I also like the nickname kazoo lmao

I identify as panromantic, demiromantic, aegosexual and genderfluid, and I use any pronouns!!

I do not have any proper diagnosis for anything, but I do suspect that I am on the autism spectrum and that I have BPD. Though, I am not for sure autistic and I do not have for sure BPD, so yeah.

My favorite things at the moment are ferrets, Sanders Sides, Puss in Boots (specifically The Last Wish), Sally Face, The Owl House, Project Sekai, the song Forbidden Fruit (from Sanders Sides), Fran Bow, QSMP, Epithet Erased, Generation Loss, My Little Pony and many other things!!!

I speak french (first language) and english!! I’m also currently learning spanish!!

I am taken by my lovely gf Myka <333

I mostly do incorrect quotes and memes on here, but I also share my silly thoughts and headcanons lmao!!

I don’t mind spam liking or spam reposting or anything considered as spamming!!

SOCIALS

Insta : _cloudy.kaz_ and quackkaz (this one is a spam acc)

Discord : meowloomeow

Pinterest and AO3 : quackkaz

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW/INTERACT

Angie x Korekiyo (Danganronpa) shippers… I’m iffy about them. I don’t mind y’all interacting, but just don’t talk to me about that ship, because it makes me uncomfortable

Same for Kaito x Kokichi (Danganronpa) shippers

I do not mind any nsfw things, but not addressed to me directly.

I will only put TWs and CWs for things that naturally deserve them like sh and suicide and all that, so if you would like for me to put a TW/CW, you can tell me!!

I also need TWs/CWs!!! I will put them after the DNI part.

DO NOT INTERACT IF…

…you fit the basic DNI criteria

…you ship anything problematic in any way

…you defend people that did awful things

ETC.

TWS AND CWS I NEED

Mandela Catalogue related things (whether it’s fanart, memes, whatever.)

Anything that revolves around nails getting… um.. ripped off or smth, it really disturbs me

Same for skin being ripped off but that one is mostly if I see it, being mentioned is not that bad

Mentions of bugs under skin is fine but visuals of it? Big no no for me!!

I might add other stuff later if I have any.

I love you all sm, you will never understand how much I appreciate y’all, thank you!!!!! The love on my blog is insane to me!! <33333

Good day/afternoon/night or smth, drink water (I don’t lol) and stay safe!! Byeeee!!!!

#introductory post #intro #hello >:D

[leyamoon7]

leyla. firstly how are you? secondly what got u into doing what u do and how’d u grow such a big platform! also where do u think draco would work in the muggle world?? thankss

Hey, pookie, I'm good, thanks for asking<3

I've been a fan of Harry Potter for years, but I never tried making edits because the ones on IG were just so good. I felt like I couldn't measure up. But my love for HP just pushed me to do it. I started out on tiktok instead, it felt easier, and I already had a (shitty) Breaking Bad acc at the time.

So, I started with a satirical "HP boys react to," which was pretty (un)funny, and not many people were doing it (no one at the time), so it felt kinda original. While I was posting edits on my BRBA account, I started making these satirical videos for my HP account. And about a week later, I added voices to them, and one of them went viral (8k).

And then, when I posted the very first video with this style you know, (a famous incorrect quote), it went viral too (40k), then the second one (84k). I was pretty shocked lmao. I kept doing it, and then I got this original idea, "How To Be Perfect Like Me" show, and I just went for it, the first one got 92.5k, and I thought I'd do like five episodes and be done… yeah no.

And Draco would probably be something like business management, finance, or entrepreneurship(? I feel like w his intellect and ambition he might be in executive positions in the business sector or start his own companies.

#leyla asks #dracomalfoy ley7 #draco malfoy #headcanon ley7 #pg13 ley7 #harry potter

[thestrawberrytriplets]

🧨 !!! TOMMI ABOUT MEE !!! 💕

YOO IM THE MIDDLE TRIPLET + THE VERY VERY COOL ONE!!! I AINT LYING!!! NO NO!!! + I forced kitz n ale To do this w me so I’m 10x cooler 😇😇😇

🏩 I go by so many names my goodness!! but the main ones people call me r {Tommi/Toms, Mammon} I also go by {Emu, Tammi, Bee, Roman, etc!!}

🏩 I AM A MINOR!!! A MINOR!!! NO BEING WEIRD!!! + I have a very very fruity bf!!<333

🏩 @ahaclownnoises is my main acc if ur wonderin!!

🏩 I go by all pruns!! + yes including neos

🏩 mmrrrmr unlabelled, ace + enby little demon/raccoon 😈😈😈😈

🏩 kitz may be younger then me but holy shit this bitch is taller then me!!! {LITERALLY THE SHORTEST ONE HERE…} I hate it here….

🚫 !! DNI !! ❌

now now I already made a dni but WHY NOT AGAIN!!! 😇😇😇 Literally fuck alllllll the way off if ur in any of these!!

🧨Ddlg, abdl, nsfw agere/think agere is a kink {like I said I’m a age regressor/dreamer so that makes me uncomfortable!!}

🧨P3do, ship minor x adult, incest, ship us together {AGAIN WE MAY NOT BE BIO TRIPLETS BUT STILL MAKES US UNCOMFY!!!}

🧨proshippers, dream fans {you can like dsmp i don’t mind!! but please dni if u like dream,, he’s disgusting}, boyfriends webtoon fan, kaeluc shippers

🧨 Homophobia/homophobic, Transphobia/transphobic. Sexist, TERFS, racist, literally anything like that please fuck alllll the way off!!!

🧨 nsfw accs can follow!! I don’t mind!! Just keep stuff SFW here!! {nsfw jokes r okay If we friends}

🍓 !! What I’ll do !! 💿

WANAHAHAH!!! WHAT ILL DOOOO!!! FUNNNN!!!!

🍓 Headcanons {if I know the fandom + The characters} It can be agere headcanons or not!!

🍓 Stimboards + Moodboards!!

🍓 drawings {ocs, characters, etc!!}

🍓 stories/fanfics {might take a while w tho}

🍓 Anything agere/age regression!! {again I’m an age regressor so this is allll cool cool COOLL!!}

🍓 Lgbtq icons

🍓 dni thingies {what do u call them, holy shit…}

🍓 incorrect quotes, etc!!

WAHAHAHA!!

my tags;;

💕🍓;; Tommi does requests!!, ❌💕;; tommi request denied, 🍓🧨;; lil Tom time, 🍓💕;; tommi spouts out random shit

#💕🍓;; Tommi does requests! #❌💕;; tommi request denied #🍓🧨;; lil Tom time #🍓💕;; tommi spouts out random shit

[all-for-the-simps]

introduction :)

Hey there, I'm the guy who runs this show (my main acc is @bassist-who-likes-boys). I don't exactly have, or want, a name on here, so you can just call me, 'Lenny'. (A nickname given to me by an irl that has a ridiculous backstory but i love it). My pronouns are he/him, and I like men... a lot-

On here, I'm going to be writing x male reader fanfics because I bloody well can, and I think Tumblr users could use some more of that nice x reader self-indulgence. I've seen people, and people have told me, that this kind of stuff is cringe, or whatever but I say, 'who the fuck cares, people are allowed to chill'. So I'm here to provide the people with what they want.

I 'specialize' in writing:

Oneshots

Incorrect quotes

Imagines

Headcanons

and other things like that because I have quite a busy life, so I would rather write shorter stories and such.

[I might do character x character, but only if it's gay men and requested.]

As for the fandoms I'll write for... I can't exactly make a list because there are so many that I like. If you suggest something that I'm not familiar with, I will try, and find out as much about that character as possible, so if I get it wrong, I'm sorry in advance. [I DO NOT write about real people.]

Now... Let's get onto the

RULES

I write for (gay) male-aligned readers only. So, if you have a female-aligned identity, I'm going to kindly ask you to leave now. If I see someone with she/her, she/they or she/him pronouns has interacted with my (original) posts, I will be blocking you. If you follow me or interact with this account at all and don't have your pronouns in your bio, I'm sorry, but I will block you as well. This is a space for male-aligned readers.

No explicit NSFW. I am also wildly uncomfortable with writing about that stuff. Innuendos and suggestive jokes are more my style. But when it comes to detailed descriptions, or explicit stuff like that, no thanks.

Asks are very much appreciated. For the sake of the first two rules, I will disable the anonymous setting in the ask box. For now, those are the basic rules. If I come up with more because something happened, I will list them here.

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X MALE!READER MASTERLIST

X OC MASTERLIST

I hope you have fun :)

Lenny

#fanfiction #x male reader #x reader #gay #mlm #mlm/nblm only

[hinataxsunshine]

|| OOC : I was going through my social dummy acc because of the 🐤 ask game. I might actually turn this into a sm AU one day. Or make incorrect quotes. Hehe. I’m so funny. This is also a modern au.

#🍒ooc

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Nadja:What Laura tried to steal was a file. Its contents, to be exact.

Angelica:Ah. Yes. As opposed to the times someone steals a file just to swipe that sweet manilla envelope.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #nadjablacksurvival #angelicablacksurvival #need to rethink that tag. anyway do you guys think twitter might like this kinda thing #i'm considering making a twitter acc and posting some of the quotes on there. because why not #if i do go through with it i'll probably be.. more careful than on here. is how i'll put it #i don't often mention the source of the quote here but in there i think i might have to at least consider it #also length. on here i don't give a fuck but on there there's a limit so some of these should be screenshots #i've been lukewarm towards the idea for a bit. if they don't announce them college application dates soon i'll probably do it #the aglaia files #i did rethink the tag. ehe

[docapelsin]

Might make a separate acc just for fake tweets, having the time of my life with them

(Update: added "incorrect quotes" tag so ppl can block it bcs I don't want this to take away visibility from art :D)

#apex legends #revenant #bloodhound #caustic #revhound #revnox #caustichound #fuse #incorrect quotes

[pendwelling]

hello! do you perhaps know some tcf blogs I could follow?

Oh I know a few, but im not as familiar with tcf tumblr as I am on other platforms haha (it would prolly be easier for me to make a list for twitter skkdjkdk), so idk if ill be able to list all the ones I know/seen around, but lemme try! sorry if I miss anyone TvT (and oof i hope u dont mind the tag too, sorry again)

(Note, some of these accs might not be solely tcf-centric, but have either previously/occasionally drawn for it!)

Artists:

@tcfstuff (art+writer)  /  @missoy18 (art+writer)  /  @mightybutterfly  /  @juizyya (mxtx+tcf)  /  @condraws (oc content, did some tcf!)  /  @dd35 (multi+tcf—draws the cutest Mary)  /  @c-ffeejelly (multi+tcf)  /  @diet-mimo  /  @violette-purple  /  @ky0nemi  /  @hotpooki (multi+tcf)  /  @kirooya

Writers:

@sudenishindeiru  /  @astralismika  /  @calehenituseislife  /  @o0phylyra0o (+tcf reblogs)

@incorrectrashofthecountsfamily incorrect tcf quote (run by @thesilverhunt3r and @aurorapillar, who are also fic writers)  /   @semablin (reblogs, tcf memes+edits)  /  @laughingherring (reblogs+art)  /  @astridevelynn  /  @chunnicalesimp

There are most likely more but I did my best (also the computer i was writing this on crashed so i had to rewrite everything again sksfjsdj so yeah,, definitely missing some names oof) Idk if this messily made list lives up to what you were expecting xD, but I hope you have fun scrolling through their blogs if you haven't already!

#asks #ngl i get nervous answering these skdsksds but im glad to be getting some haha #hope this is useful for you! #tcf #lcf asks

[short-rain]

welcome to my blog!! (rules, about me, mutual list)

hello! my name is coumba, and i really don’t have a nickname at all. i can write anything in my account. the kinds of content i do include, aot, mha, rwby, kpop, jjk, atla, kdrama, cdrama, jdrama and more!

messages - fortunately if you guys send me a message, i will most likely be able to read it.

aesthetic - as you can see i keep changing it for some reason so i don't know the exact one tho.

stuff - i can do headcanons, fanfics, and more if you request it!

more - im very thankful to everyone who supports me!!

more about me!!

- my name is coumba!

- i'm 5'4 or 5'5 but i'm either one tho.

- i'm a capricorn but i'm not mean i swear i'm nice yall

- i'm from africa (senegal) but i'm here in america for "education".

- i had an old account but it was soo unprofessional so i deleted it.

- i am POC if you wanna know but to be specific i'm african or black

- my pronouns are... female? sorry im just like this.

- i have friends on this platform and one of then is my sister that lives with me, @eren-yeagers-gf she's mostly about eremika, hxh, and eren which makes her content good to accept.

- my content is mostly about aruani or annie in general but i do ship mikannie and sometimes i ship hitchannie. ( not anymore haha but i still post about it )

- i also post about mha and jjk sometimes but not a lot.

- i write fanfics and get incorrect quotes or promote fanart. (also mostly aruani).

- i also post eremika and levihan... sometimes.

- i post about aot a lot because it just ended but i will probably start posting more about other shows.

-whenever i'm feeling silly on this acc i might post about kpop of some sort (that's for my twitter tho)

- don't ask me about rwby. i post on it but.. plz dont.

- my asks are always being read mostly early im active 24/7 now that online school is over but school is starting in a few so that wont happen forever.

- i just finished tokyo revengers (not the manga) and also demon slayer (also not the manga) and i will post those from now on, still posting my fav/aot.

- if you want to know more about me then please ask!!

rules!!!

- minors, you can interact its fine ig

- please don't repost my blogs!! but you can reblog.

- dni with me if you are a pervert!!

- don't ask for any pictures of me, unless you are a mutual!

- please don't cyberbully in my comment sections. i beg you

- plz dont send death threats!!

-i don't normally interact with toxic ppl, but if you're not, feel free to talk.

everything i said is kind of important so plz read!!

moot list!!

bestie: ✦ 。°˖@ilovefatbootyhoes ♥️:3 ✦ 。°˖

✦ 。°˖@bottlesofapricots ✦ 。°˖

✦ 。°˖@cookiefics or @fangirlingbase ✦ 。°˖

✦ 。°˖@aruani ✦ 。°˖

✦ 。°˖@sofijaeger ✦ 。°˖

✦ 。°˖@eren-yeagers-gf ✦ 。°˖

✦ 。°˖@codename7 ✦ 。°˖

✦ 。°˖@chisea ✦ 。°˖

✦ 。°˖@hajiro-koi-cece✦ 。°˖

✦ 。°˖@1800-faries ✦ 。°˖

✦ 。°˖@brunoswhore ✦ 。°˖

✦ 。°˖ @miss-nagatoro ✦ 。°˖

#get a life #aot #aruani #eremika #hello!! #jjk #mha #dont say #rules #about me #welcome

[crisis-aversion]

Nav post

Bc I’ve needed to make something like this for a while

Will update as new things come up or I remember stuff I’ve forgotten

Nicknames: Lex, Crisis, V, Sounds

Aro/Ace

Please note: I am extremely trypanophobic and just seeing (or thinking about) a needle in use makes me uncomfortable, please please please never ever show me a picture with a hypodermic needle in it (not in use might be ok but definitely never in use I will get scared). Other kinds of needles are fine, I just had a bad experience with an IV when I was little and it (literally) scarred me for life.

Tumblr side blogs:

Writing alt (I’ve decided to password protect this alt so I can post my original works there. At some point if I make enough for it to be worth it I’ll sell permission to access it for art or something. (Based on an idea I had for my Toyhouse acc except you won’t need a TH for it))

Incorrect quotes alt

Prompts alt (for writing/role play/art inspiration)

Ask blog (for my OC continuity the Cabalverse)

Role play alt (DC)

Flight Rising sideblog

Other important stuffs:

Commissions (virtual currency)

Commissions (real currency)

Adopts

Requests

Current event

Other accounts

Toyhouse

AO3

FanFiction.Net (outdated profile and fics; I rarely use this account to post anymore)

Deviant Art (rarely used anymore)

Art Fight

YouTube

Discord server

Tags:

And they shall be made examples of: Art example tag

Art of Crisis: art tag

Sounds off: dumb text posts, feel free to ignore or block them

V thoughtful of you: Art people have done for me/of my OCs or AUs

Shipment received: Ship art tag

And they stole a golf cart: writing tag

Retribution!verse/Avengers Retribution: main Marvel AU

Retcanon: random essay-ish bits for the Retribution!verse

Worldbuilding: any essay-ish post about my AUs or other stories

Queue do you think you are?: anything I queue will be marked as this. It may happen twice a year, I rarely use that function

Lex lurks: any posts I’m the op of

Talking to the void: anything I added onto outside of tags/reblog games that I’m not the op of

TBAU/that Batman AU: the Batman section of my DC AU

Breakthrough!verse: any other section of my DC AU

Double jeopardy: asks

Will add more as I make them

Current fandoms:

Main

Transformers (kinda taking a break from it rn)

Current hyperfixation

Green Hornet

DC (Smallville, Batman, and Constantine)

Pokémon

Marvel

Rather active

Doctor Who

Star Wars

Semi active (may occasionally bring them up randomly and confuse y’all)

M*A*S*H

Studio Ghibli

GI Joe

Sherlock

Hunger Games

My Little Pony

Beyblade

Inazuma Eleven

Star Trek (my dad is a Trekkie so)

Monster High

Harry Potter

Lord Of The Rings

Honestly a bunch of random 80s shows and stuff

Will add more as I think of them

DNI:

Racists

Pedophiles

Apologists thereof

Politicians/reporters

If you hero worship one or more members of the above category (if you say a politician will save us I will defenestrate you (from the ground floor))

Anyone anti Christian

Terrorists

Satanists/occult apologists

Someone that’s gonna use insults instead of valid arguments (ad hominem attack), especially if they generalize a group of people

If you use terms overused by politicians/the media (find your own words it’s not that hard)

Like Twitter/think it’s not a completely toxic cess pool of idiots that just wanna scream and send death threats

Are the type of person who screams for no reason/sends death threats

Will listen to something someone said just because they’re famous

Have unmarked pictures of hypodermic needles in use (screw you local news Facebook you freaked me out this morning from that picture PUT WARNINGS)

I’d say “are a spambot” but they can’t read so it’s pointless

Whatever I had on my TH list I can’t remember what they all were

#Navigation post

[whaleofatjme1920]

Hey Elsie!! I'm not sure if you remember me- but my old acc was NightmareEffect 😅, I deleted it due to my real-life issues mixing with my "online life" per-say. I'm sorry I kind of left with no explanation for a few months, it just gets like that..yk-? I might be writing x readers again when I'm ready, but for now, I'm kind of just rolling with simp party. How have you been??

Of course I remember you! I remember most everyone that comes onto this blog and the conversations that followed. I also happen to see simp party stuff still reblogged.

I haven’t been actually reading anything though, but it’s nice to see you here again. I hope the situation with your online life and your personal life mixing are better now, and separate spheres the way you want them to be. It’s hard, to balance those things and make space if you don’t want them mixing. Transparency, as little or as much as you want, can be tricky.

Honestly write whatever you feel makes you happiest lmfao. We’ve kinda built up something similar to the simp party here and every now and then incorrect quotes get asked, art pops up, I’ve yet to see any in depth writing but I’m sure it’ll come in sometime. If it makes you happy like that one makes me happy, then you’ve no reason to stop. X readers are kinda… eugh if I’m being honest. But yeah, they’re still appealing. Regardless of what you’re writing, I’m happy to see it.

Anyways, I’m fine. I’ve been on break since Nov. 21st officially and ngl I kinda hate it because I actually like university and the work that follows. It keeps me busy. Christmas is coming up soon and I still need to bring our 4ft tree down from upstairs. I’ve been drawing a lot, as I haven’t accepted requests in a little while, which is nice too. But there’s a special letter event going on, which is kinda nice in comparison to doing actual requests. When I open requests again, I’m not accepting Creepypasta/MH lmfao. I’ve been on an off season with them since,,, like November. I got extremely tired only writing for Toby, EJ and sometimes Masky.

It’s a pleasure to see you back on this blog. Lots of love to you <3

#just chatting