#i never did

[little-pup-pip]

hewo !! culd I havs a bubbls an bafftime moodbord wif a paci ? pweffewd gende is fem :3

Definitely!!

#bathtime #!!!! #i love baths #a lot! #a lot of people stop taking baths as they get older #i never did #because they're fun! #anyway i hope you enjoy! #sfw interaction only #moodboard #sfw agere #age regression #agere #sfw littlespace #agere moodboard #babyre #age dreaming #baby regression #bath moodboard

[halluciniwaynia]

my other favorite aspect of being into wtnv in 2024 and onwards is that there’s a decade plus of fandom content to go through and a decade plus of ideas and people being changed by the series to experience. it’s generally pretty rare to have that kind that kind of experience with something that was popularized in the zenith of the internet becoming centralized, when people were moving from places like MySpace, geo cities and personal websites to formats like tumblr (and for wtnv’s earlier history, deviantart). (The only other fandom I can recall with a property still updating that would fit this bill is homestuck btw) it’s a transient experience of enjoying someone else’s ghosts, of a childhood/teenagehood/young adulthood you never got to experience and history you never saw for yourself but felt enough for it to mean something now. it’s the raw, unfiltered joy of what is almost nostalgia for something you never cared about until very, very recently, and realizing “oh my god the podcast is actually really good on top of it”

#welcome to nightvale #welcome to night vale #I was aware of wtnv through an ex friend a very long time ago but given they were kind of an ass and I didn’t yet have #a reason to listen to wtnv/a long-standing podcast) #I never did #but now I do and it’s partially anthropological and also curiousity for something that #defined a lot of internet culture without being explicitly mentioned or talked about until like #recently. with the tumblr sexyman polls I mean #personal post #wtnv

[pluage-docters-go-brrrrrr]

Did I ever mention I ship them?

(This is also kinda crackish)

#i never did #opps #well i do #transformers #ratchet #tfp shockwave #tfp ratchet #tfp #my edit #capcut #pluage babling in the tags

[letsjuststoprightthere]

[POEM] PROFANE by Ashe Vernon

- translated in french; for my once-lover

The first time he calls you holy,

La première fois qu'il te dit saint(e),

you laugh it back so hard your sides hurt.

tu ris si fort que tes côtes te font mal.

The second time,

La seconde fois,

you moan gospel around his fingers

tu gémis du gospel autour de ses doigts

between your teeth.

entre tes dents.

He has always surprised

Il t'as toujours surpris(e)

you into surprising yourself.

en te faisant te surprendre toi-même.

Because he’s an angel hiding his halo

Car il est un ange cachant son auréole

behind his back and

derrière son dos et

nothing has ever felt so filthy

rien n'a jamais été aussi sale

as plucking the wings from his shoulders—

que cueillir les ailes de ses épaules—

undressing his softness

déshabiller sa douceur

one feather at a time.

une plume à la fois.

God, if you’re out there,

Dieu, si tu es là,

if you’re listening,

si tu écoutes,

he fucks like a seraphim,

il baise comme un séraphin,

and there’s no part of scripture

et il n'y a aucune écriture

that ever prepared you for his hands.

qui t'ai jamais préparé à ses mains.

Hands that map a communion

Des mains qui dessinent une communion

in the cradle of your hips.

dans le berceau de tes hanches.

Hands that kiss hymns up your sides.

Des mains qui embrassent des hymnes sur tes côtes.

He confesses how long he’s looked

Il confesse combien de temps il a cherché

for a place to worship and,

un endroit pour vénérer et,

oh,

oh,

you put him on his knees.

tu le mets à genoux.

When he sinks to the floor and moans

Quand il glisse au sol et gémis

like he can’t help himself,

comme si il ne pouvait s'en empêcher,

you wonder if the other angels

tu te demandes si les autres anges

fell so sweet.

sont tombé si doucement.

He says his prayers between your thighs

Il dit ses prières entre tes cuisses

and you dig your heels into the base of his spine

et tu enfonce tes chevilles à la base de son dos

until he blushes the color of your filthy tongue.

jusqu'à ce qu'il rougisse de la couleur de ta langue sale.

You will ruin him and he will thank you;

Tu le détruira et il te remerciera;

he will say please.

il dira s'il te plaît.

No damnation ever looked as cozy as this,

Aucune damnation n'a jamais eu l'air aussi comfortable que cela,

but you fit over his hips like they

mais tu tiens sur ses hanches comme si elles

were made for you.

étaient faites pour toi.

You fit, you fit, you fit.

Tu tiens, tu tiens, tu tiens.

On top of him, you are an ancient god

Au dessus de lui, tu es un ancien dieu

that only he remembers and he

dont il est le seul à se souvenir et il

offers up his skin.

t'offre sa peau.

And you take it.

Et tu la prends.

Who knew sacrifice was so profane?

Qui aurait su qu'un sacrifice était si profane?

And once you’ve taught him how to hold

Et quand tu lui auras appris comment tenir

your throat in one hand

ta gorge dans une main

and your heart in the other,

et ton cœur dans l'autre,

you will have forgotten every other word,

tu auras oublié tous les autres mots,

except his name.

excepté son nom.

#poetry #poem #ashe vernon #i love this so much #it resonates #i dont know why #love #it makes me cry kinda #translated #french #because my lover didn't speak english #but i wanted to sing this in his ear every time i saw him #wanted to mark it everywhere on his skin #until he could only feel my lips and the words on him #i never did

[xamaxenta]

If i could turn off the nasty voice in my brain that would be excellent

#the wee beastie tar pit thing that sticks around like i didnt want you #i never did #but ive learnt to put up with you #i dont love you

[astrologista]

...i just remembered something very very important from childhood.

If you're not having a great day, or really just any kind of day, stop for a second and give this a read. It's a 2 minute read and it will fix everything wrong with you and I guarantee it

@39mice

#first tomato #HOW COULD I FORGET THIS #I NEVER DID #this book lives inside my bones honestly.

[lewmagoo]

accidentally clicking the live button on the nav bar feels like such a betrayal

#like #i did not mean to do that #i never did

[jenny-from-the-bau]

that’s adorable im excited for the full chapter 🥺

It's chapter 11, so keep an eye out haha

#I need to make a post for chapter one lmao #I never did #ask #anon

[foraltruism]

pissing off the SNK fandom with one take: I don't ship Eren and Mikasa.

#ooc. rubii #i never did

[babygirlcowboy]

Mutuals who you are always learning new words from are so important...I know you must have done so well on the English portion of the SAT and I love you so much for that. Tore it up and ate it whole. Asunder. If you will.

#north thank tou for teaching me the word bastion #idk how i never heard that #but #i never did #....do you take the sat in other countries besides the US? #american ignorance coming out fr rn #anyway whatever going to integrate bastion into my vocabulary now...idk how...but it will happen

[silverpolish]

when i got my septum piercing n had to soak my nose in a shot glass of salt water i always got so worried i’d be overcome by elephant instincts and snorf it up

#i never did

[traumxrei-archive]

happy miku day everybodyyyy <3

listen to The Only Miku Song Ever (aka cendrillon) (but also strawberry and ogre....ough....so many good songs.....)

#/trau rambles #me and my vocaloid liking ass #you might think i had a vocaloid phase #but no. #i never did #jskfdjskf #i'm having my vocaloid phase Now.

[boost-creep]

uh oh!

#when i built my new pc i noticed while troubleshooting and shaking it down it was running a bit hotter than expected #i was going to go in and reapply my thermal paste #and uhhhh #i never did #so um #might have just overheated my cpu

[st-just]

Greetings fellow orange blood, remember to keep it close to home and violations can lead to punishment up to and including termination

Remember to Live Our Values and Do the Right Thing for the customer!

I actually worked the returns desk so honestly I was a pretty valued employee on account of my twin skills sets of a) being semi-competent with computers and quickly learning different tricks to lie to the impossibly stupid computer systems we use and make them be useful, and b) going emotionally dead but remaining polite and courteous while a customer screamed at me about the stupidest shit imaginable. So, like, not actually the worst place I've worked.

#reply #anon #probably tmi #also #I never did #but stealing from that place/doing fraud #would have been SO fucking easy

[samsrosary]

i can never reconcile what i have done because i have no explanation for myself

#vent #dictions #i can never rationalise it ill never understand why #its been a year. when am i going to let it go #fully #when can i stop holding this fuckig scalding hot iron of a memory and drop it #when can i stop looking at the blisters and burn #WHEN. #i guess its jot that serious but it changed my fucking life! #its not been the same since even though people might think i got everything i had back #i never did

[makshu]

Mds que momento bom OSNF me proporcionou <3

Omg what a good moment OSNF gave me <3

#i never did #I haven't laughed this much in a long time #I miss this feeling #them playing for half an hour made my night #I am going to sleep now #I hope the school day passes quickly tomorrow so I can go back to watching the rpg again :) #ordem paranormal