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purgatory-if · 6 months

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demo (tba) | faq | masterpost (you are here.) | art cred @aykaypee

You’re in danger, and every fiber of you knows it.

You’re sure, by now, that no matter what you do you won’t be able to stop it. Maybe that’s a good thing.

...This is the end.

You wish you had something that would remember you.

... YOUR life is a mystery to you when you wake up in the sunny fields of Purgatory. Apparently death isn't supposed to be a full memory wipe to the soul, but that's no problem, right? There's usually some sort of record kept of this kind of thing. If not for special cases like yours, then at the very least for organizational purposes. You're told all of that, assured that nothing is wrong and that this jsut 'happens' sometimes up until the moment they look for yur death and find nothing to speak of. Nothing of your life, either, just to make a bad time even worse.

Without knowing anything like this, it's safe to say that it'll be impossible to pass on. The underworld isn't built for fringe cases like you and even if it was, not even knowing who you were is disconcerting at best and cause for crisis at worst.

So alright. It shouldn't be too hard to find out how one person died, right? Detectives and story characters do it all the time- and now you have all the time in the world.

You should, anyways.

... FEATURES include:

play as a seriously unlucky pc whose cause of death depends on which route you decide to pursue

be whoever you want to be! standard for ifs nowadays; things such as pronouns, general appearance, personality all that jazz

8 romance options (mostly fem/non-binary, 1 option you can choose the gender of) and the ability to play as aro and/or ace

at least 4 poly romance routes!

love me some good vanity stats! vanity stats

get recruited (read: forced) into a 9-5 where time isn't real

beat up time

really symbolic mythology! i could write a goddamn essay on these fuckers

... PURGATORY is recommended for players over the age of 15, though I’m not going to police what you do on the internet. The game will contain major character death and death of all kinds, what is probably sacrilege, memory loss, fantasy violence, potentially sexually suggestive scenes and dialogue (hi ama.), morally dubious behaviour, and more. In-depth content warnings for each chapter and specific routes will be released at a later date.

... 'MAIN' CHARACTERS

THE DIVINE.

Angel (prns selectable) / Witty, charismatic, more than a little bloodthirsty, there's a certain volatility about someone who is Fate embodied. While they take their time on the many, many field missions necessary for stability in the multiverse or whatever very seriously, they'll put their restless passion into anything if it catches their eye for long enough.

Achlys (they/them) / Death itself, stoic and sharp and more than a little intimidating, it's hard not to let their mere presence get under your skin. While it would be nice to say that's not an intentional effect, the only unintentional thing about them is the fact that they're down here, of all places. They seem to be making the best of it.

Esme (they/them) / An angel in what is certainly an analogy for hell, classic, isn't it? They're little more than a shambling mess in a skirt if we're being honest, oh so scared of any shadow that moves in the corner of their vision. They truly do wear their heart on their sleeve, which seems to be an invitation for some to try and stop its frantic beat.

Amaterasu (she/they) / Don't let her meet your parents, is the only advice I'd give, because she'd be gunning for at least a threesome by the time starters are served. Unflinchingly forward and seductive, they're horribly charming in the most impermanant of ways. There's nothing she'll shy away from trying sooner or later, it seems, in or out of the bedroom.

THE MORTALS.

Viviana Alatorre (she/her) / Businesslike. Some people really don't change when they die, and going to this office just means you see the sun less on your coimmute. She doesn't appear to be dead, or alive, something in the middle. Out of everyone here, she's probably the most terrifying. Even more than the death god, probably because she's actively working towards terror.

Ailbhe Kahinu (she/it) / There's nothing that troubles Ailbhe, and it wouldn't be concerning if she was... y'know, dead. In the face of certain terror, it faces things with a shrug and a sigh. At least she's good-natured about this whole thing, being dragged down here by both her girlfriend (Vivi) and her sister (Rahley). The prices here are better than aboveground, anyways.

Rahley Kahinu (she/her) / Rahley's been compared to a robot more than one time, and while the comparison probably wasn't in good faith that doesn't mean it was necessarily wrong. She's intensely focused on her work, and her skill in that department seems to have drained her ability in things like basic conversation and empathy. So it goes.

M Blankenship (prns selectable) / Previously called 'Hit 'N Run' in the world of roller derby, the violent nickname seems odd on someone as cheerful as M. They act as a sort of tour guide for souls entering the Underworld proper instead of hanging around Purgatory, and it's hard to say their easy extroversion makes them anything worse than great at their job.

THE CONSTANTS.

Stratos C. Lusse (he/him) / The eternal guide to Purgatory for souls lost, souls found and all who are inbetween. He seems to have been here the longest--minus all of the deities, of course.

Octavia Hardin (she/her) / The part-time guide to Purgatory. She seems more likely to throw your soul into damnation if you cross her or anybody she cares about. Stay on her good side!

Salem Astor (she/her) / She would be a romance option if I had the energy to code in a shop feature. But I don't. So she runs free through the city.

Abbadon (prns selectable) / Personification of the past. If anyone can help you figure out what the hell happened to you, then they should be the one to go to. Sometime in the next 5 centuries would be ideal.

Maliel (prns selectable) / Personification of the future. Again, probably someone who can find out in a second what you'll know when you figure out this mystery, if you're able to find them at a good time. The woes of being a primordial deity.

...and more! Probably. Co-workers, pirates, other deities but this is running long.

#if: intro #interactive fiction #if game #if wip #choice of games #interactive game #twine game #twine if #interactive novel #twine wip #purgatory if #masterpost

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the-cookie-of-doom · 18 days

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Re: the split/kid Kim AU, I've seen you say a lot about the interactions between Chay and Kim and kid!Kim (which are wonderful and I love them!). Do you have any thoughts about the interactions between Kinn or Khun and kid!Kim?

Ooh, you're right, most of my posts have focused on Kim and Chay which is hilarious, because actually! The fic is centered around Kim and his brothers!! Since this fic is figuratively and literally about healing Kim's inner child, a very large part of that means mending his relationship with Kinn and Khun.

When this fic starts, Kim is ~13 and his Kinn is still dating Tawan. Kinn hasn't gone through all the heart break and betrayal that turned him into someone cold and cruel. He's still Kim's big, sweet, kind older brother, and even though kid Kim is a grumpy little storm cloud, he loves his brothers more than anything. He doesn't know why everything is suddenly so much different, but he trusts Kinn to fix it. And Kinn does not know what to do with a Kim that wholeheartedly, unquestioningly (mostly) trusts him.

“Kim?” The boy doesn’t respond. Kinn wants to reach out to him, but he’s still got that knife clutched in his hand, and he might be wild enough to use it, even against his own brother. “It’s alright, nong, you’re safe now. You’re home. I’m—hia’s here. Okay?” Kinn crawls closer. He keeps his voice even and soothing, or tries to, at least. He doesn’t know how well it works. Kim doesn’t move from his hiding place, and he doesn’t stop shaking. Kim’s voice breaks when he chokes out, “I don’t know what’s happening.” When Kinn comes closer, close enough to touch, Kim doesn’t flinch away from him. He picks his head up and fixes Kinn with his wide, red-rimmed eyes, and looks at him like he holds all the answers. Kinn desperately wishes he did. “Hia?” “Come on, nong.” Kinn holds out his hand. “Let’s figure this out together.”

This is probably going to end up focused on Kim and Kinn's relationship, actually, since Kim is already a little closer to Khun. Luckily adult Khun is jsut as crazy as Kim remembers, and he takes the whole kid!Kim thing in stride, so naturally Kim gravitates towards him. But as much as he loves Khun, Kinn is the one he looks up to, the one he believes can fix everything. And Kinn, who takes on so much responsibility, who's finally the one in charge, can now protect Kim the way he thinks he should have when they were younger.

This fic is also where I started my headcanon that Khun calls Kim his little songbird. At some point adult Kim will see how easy it is for his younger self to get along with his brothers (talking, spending time, cuddling with them, all things Kim hasn't allowed himself in years) and it makes his heart ache. He thinks it's too late. Even apologizes that he isn't the brother Khun deserves, but Khun just huffs and calls him an idiot for ever thinking that jsut because he's broken out of his cage and is flying free, doesn't mean he isn't still Khun's precious songbird. He's jsut been waiting for Kim to stop being so stubborn and finally come home, and so as Kinn. Cue little Kim taking Kim's hand and dragging him into a cuddle pile bc see? how easy?? it is???

And it's not easy, because Kim doesn't have these memories of being close to his brothers. They feel like strangers to him now without them. But... it is nice. It's so good, he doesn't know how he's lived without them all these years. Kid!Kim is happily bundled up in one of Khun's fluffiest coats, calling Kim dumb for nor seeing how much he still needs them. The story is about Kim healing his inner child, but his child self ends up healing him, too.

There's also a really fun dynamic between Kid!Kim and Porsche, because Kinn. Does not know how to brother. But Porsche is very good at brothering, and he knows how to handle Little Brother Emotional CrisisTM. So until Kinn learns how to be a brother to Kim again, he's the one filling that role, and it's very cute. Esp. when Kim finds out Porsche is Chay's older brother, then he's all awkwardly trying to as about his super cute future boyfriend 🥺👉👈 (He tries to play it cool around Chay. he is not successful. Chay thinks he's adorable.)

After Kim is reunited with child self/no longer going around as two people, he ends up with really weird feelings towards Porsche? They weren't particularly close before, but suddenly? Porsche feels?? safe??? One day Kim just hugs him out of the blue and they both freeze because it was such a natural instinct to Kim he didn't even question it, but also he doesn't hug Porsche?? ever??? (Porsche thinks it's both hilarious and adorable)

Also I want to mention that I have a very similar AU to this, except it's Kinn that gets de-aged instead! Porsche drops him off at Kim's apartment out of the blue and Kim is like wtf no?? And that one has accompanying fanart! Little Kinn gets nightmares, and he sneaks in to sleep with Kim bc he's too afraid to sleep alone 🥺

#cookie writes #kimchay #look i just love giving the boys small children to look after okay #but when those small children are THEMSELVES/estranged brothers???#even better #so much more angst potential

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bitebitesnap · 7 months

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Something that interests me sometimes conceptually is yanderes.

Now I'm not a fan of them. The obsession, the downright horror vibes-it just bothers me..sometimes. There had been a few times where it's actually been kind of interesting, though it's usually because it's not super involved with making the Reader useless or just prey to be hunted.

But that aside, it's not the point, I was thinking about something.

Goku as a yandere would be horrifying.

And I'm not talking about his power. Technically, Vegeta is within the same range so it's not like it's much different from him going on a rampage. No what I mean isn't so much strength. It's reason.

Let's say Goku takes in what happened with Frieza and puts it to heart. Let's say the anger, the rage of becoming a Super Saiyan boils through to his core and changes him at the root-but also not quite. He's still the silly, goofy sweetheart everyone knows....but not quite.

Being on Namek during it's destruction taught him that he can't just let people go as easily. Just because they could be good deep down doesn't mean anything. If they have the chance, remote as it is, to turn on any of them then it's game over no matter how powerful they are. Maybe they aren't a threat to him, but to everyone else they could be the worst thing alive.

So he can't take that risk. Won't allow it to even take root.

He cuts off Gero before he can even release the other androids. Blasted to bits the minute he saw him. 19 went down too because he wasn't prepared to take the attack at full power.

Sure. A few buildings were destroyed, maybe a few people lost. But that's what the dragon balls are for right? And besides, he could feel the virus starting up so he had to act fast! Don't blame him for doing what needed to be done!

Cell is a surprise but not much more of a challenge either. Poor bastard barely got the chance to get away in his first form, and without the other two androids around to fuel his perfect form he had nothing else at all. Okay so some people got hurt in the fight but it's okay too! Dragon Balls, okay?

And without the Cell games, without his sacrifice...there's not much else to do now, is there? He's got nothing to fight, nothing to worry about. Sure he's got Piccolo and Vegeta so it's not like he's completely bored. Also, Gohan is getting seriously strong! He'd love to have a good spar against him when he gets older!

But....it doesnt'....feel quite right..

With nothing to fight, nothing is threatening his friends anymore. He should feel relieved, happy even.

So why does he feel like something is wrong..? Why does he feel anxious, afraid..almost like something is going to happen.

He kept a close watch on all of his friends, going so far as to intrude into their lives to make absolutely sure they were fine. He'd pop in at any point jsut to 'check in', he said, and when nothing was found and everything was fine he'd pop out. 'See?' He'd tell himself, 'Everything is fine. Don't worry about it!'

But he couldnt'...stop...

Simple check turned into hours long stalking. Stalking turned to obsessively watching over them at all hours, staying awake all night hopping between their homes. He couldn't count how many days and nights he'd been awake anymore. Only keeping track of when the sun rose and fell so he could go back to his home and watch over Gohan and you/Chi-Chi.

But it;s still not enough...! What was wrong!?

Then it happens. An inconspicuous little event that could have been missed by anyone had he not been so deranged by the need to keep an eye out for it.

A simple robbery. Not even a well planned out one, the robber had the bright idea to wander into Bulma's open window to steal a few pieces of her jewelry. It was so one-track and clearly idiotic that even she could have handled it.

But Goku was there. He saw it happen.

Poor bastard had no idea what was going on until he was several miles up in the air, dangling by his throat in the hands of a sleep deprived, wild-eyed Saiyan.

He knew of wars, petty battles between factions for something or another. Some part of him envied the rivalries humans could have with each other without running the risk of blowing up a planet. Being weaker, they had countless other's just like them to fight. No stagnation, always another challenge or threat right among their own.

Being himself, a Saiyan as powerful as he was, Goku never had to look down at them as a danger. His friends were strong, stronger than anyone like this little bug in his hands.

....Weren't they..?

His eyes harden, ignoring the squirming roach.

If they were...then why didnt Vegeta do anything to stop this attempt? Why didn't Yamcha?

Were there other infractions like this? Were they all ignoring it? Just letting it happen, right behind their backs where they could get stabbed just like he was when Frieza-

The crunch happens in the back of his head. His eyes watch the pest's neck flop over his fist but see nothing.

Quiet. It was quiet for the first time in a long, long while.

No noises catching his attention. No anxious energy driving him mad. No wild emotions left unchecked from exhaustion.

He was...calm.

Slowly he brings the body closer. The life force is long gone. No light blinks in the eyes. It's dead. Gone. No threat to anyone.

...Because of him..

And it clicks.

It doesn't matter if Vegeta didn;t get to him, he did. Yamcha wouldn't have fought anyways, he was a coward now and terrified of death.

But because he was here, he did. He caught the bastard. He ended the threat. He saved Bulma.

He saved her from something no one was looking for.

With everyone fresh out of a series of disasters centered mostly around the stars or his past, no one was focusing on the present. How could they? They'd been subjected to it for so long they'd grown numb to it by now. A simple robbery was nothing to them-less than nothing.

They were blind to an enemy they couldn't even think of anymore.

So he clenches the body's neck even tighter. Flesh engorges into a red mass in his palm but he ignores it. Even when the balloon bursts and crimson runs down his fingers. As meat squeezes out into and over his palm, the tongue forced out in a breathless gag.

He was their champion right? The strongest under the sun. The warrior who bested the worst of the universe, the tyrant Frieza, the android's maker, even the warrior built specifically to destroy him. He'd done it all. He'd do it a thousand times over if it meant protecting those he loved.

What was a few, measly little lives of a few bugs that dared to call themselves humans? Did their lives matter, even, if they dared to stoop so low as to be like the monsters he's conquered? Were they lives at all or simply dust under his heels?

The body is flung in a random direction. He doesn;'t care where it lands. His muscles are tight with renewed energy, mind clear and focused on a single, soul driven purpose.

He would protect everyone. He would destroy anything that got in his way. Be the wall between them and total destruction.

He was Son Goku the Saiyan, the warrior, Earth's mightiest protector. But if the Earth itself wanted to turn on anyone he cared about....

Then not even the Earth mattered to him anymore.

#another long ass ramble for y'all I guess #like I said yandere's aren't really my thing #....but sometimes #it's fun to think about #also I didn't mean to let this go on for so long because it was meant to be a small ramble about an idea and uhhhh #whoops #jawbones #goku #goku x reader #kinda #didn't really think about the reader insert side of this too much #had a lot more set up tbh #also working out how to make it about Goku's slow descent where his desire to protect his friends warps into murderous obsession killed me

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angelpuns · 10 months

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knocks on your door i have a fake fanfic title:

"Big, broken, Red heart"

My immediate thought is Future! Raph comic?? I've only seen like two of those smh HE DESERVES FUTURE FICS TOO!!!!

anyway, maybe F!Raph survives and he gets to go back in time??? Anyway he saves the timeline or whatever but fnds it too painful to stay with his family, as much as he wants to. So it's more about wanting vs not wanting to stay kinda deal?? mannn thining about hwo differently he would handle saving the timeline than F! Leo or any of their other bros might. Like he grabs present Loe and is just like ' I don't blame you for this. We were just kids. I get it now - you're a great leader when you lead the way YOU want to' orrrr smthn lke that? Like F!Raph understands now that Leo wasn't jsut being a brat, he was scared asf and was trying to lead the only way he could think of!! I have many thoughts on their dynamic in the movie okay :)

I'm not v good at writing Raph but I'll give it a go:

Raph's footsteps echoed through the tunnels, far louder than they had in his youth. He wasn't too late. He wasn't too late to fix this!

He bounded into the lair, shouting carrying through the subway tunnels back to him. He remembered this. it was one of those things he'd been thinking about since the kraang had taken over. How he and Leo didn't have to fight like this. Sure, Leo was egging him on, but Raph knew better now. He understood Leo so much more now that his little brother was gone.

Raph stopped at the top of the stairs, breaths coming out ragged and shallow. CJ wasn't here yet. But then again, he probably didn't know how to get to the lair. Raph would have to find him later - he had to do this now. The key - as much as he wanted to go for it on his own - it could wait. It could wait for him.

The shouting stopped at his entrance, his heavy breaths and footsteps giving him away. He'd long lost the sight in his right eye, but he could still see the vague shapes of himself and his brothers. He'd know them anywhere.

They leapt into action immediately, but Raph was faster than he used to be, even if he was getting on in years.

Mikey was fast and unpredictable, whipping his chuks out and immediately going for the capture. Raph knocked them away easy, grabbing the youngest out of the air and tossing him away. He was holding back, just a little. He didn't want to hurt them, after all. Leo was on him immediately, kicking off of his arm, portaling behind him and going for the back shot. Raph heard the static of the portal before it appeared, turning and grabbing Leo's outstretched leg. He flung him away, too, the slider crashing right into..himself. Younger Raph.

Donnie was suddenly in his face, his bo whipping through the air with a sharp sound and landing a blow on Raph's arm. It was sort of like being hit with a cardboard tube - he'd lost feeling in that arm years ago. He grabbed the bo and spun, Donnie backwards several feet and landing easily.

" Who are you!? How'd you find this place?" Donnie snarled, Leo reappearing next to him, " I didn't get any kind of notifications - the security system should have alerted us and lasered you into pieces!"

(mehhh idk what to put here)

Raph sighed deeply, his breath crackling in his chest. He squeezed Leo's shoulders, marveling at how tiny he used to be.

"Leo. Nothing that happens today is your fault. You can't take all the blame when Raph was arguin' back just as hard.." he chuckled, watching Leo's face change as he spoke, " You were just a kid. Hell, we were all just kids thrown into a shitty situation..."

He swallowed thickly, unsure what to say. He'd always been shit at pep talks.

" Look, you got a good head on your shoulders. You lead however ya need to and Raph will back off a little....he's just scared, Lee. And I know you are, too"

Raph pulled him into a tight hug, Leo's arms hesitantly coming up and squeezing him back. Raph turned to his past self. H looked tired. Did Raph himself always look that tired?

He guessed it was the burden of responsibility from a young age, Yeah, that would tire anyone out.

"c'mere, kiddo" Raphael pulled his past self into a hug, the fact that he was so small comapred to Raphael making something fragile in his chest curl up and cry a little. Right, they were all just kids.

" I'm sorry ya had to carry everyone like that...I know how hard it is. Leo's gonna be a fine leader, okay? Just..learn ta talk to him" He murmured, " I know we've never been great at that kinda thing, but he'll get it. I promise he'll get it"

#I WROTE A LOT #AHHH #LMAO WHOOPS #uhhh #rottmnt #rottmnt asks #rottmnt fanfic #rottmnt raph #rottmnt angst #rottmnt fic #rottmnt fic asks #rottmnt fanfiction #sorry its so long brain movie went ham #i don't like it much but i hope ya'll do

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minimoefoe · 9 months

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first attempt at crocheting the doctor!

(progress pics and thoughts under the cut)

I feel like overall, for a first attempt, I kinda killed it but I have many thoughts about what I wanna do better/different next time and uh imma just list them all here bc I want to kinda document my progress/ideas and this is the easiest way to do it..

I did the hair last and I'm tryna figure out if that was a mistake or not. bc while it's mostly pretty easy, it's very boring and I wanted to just speed through it to get her completed which resulted in me kinda speed cutting it and it ended up not looking That amazing. next time I'm defo gonna force myself to just be chill with it and take my time. I also think I need to space out rhe hair at a certain point bc it's very bulky and I didn't even completely fill in the back of the head

I think the shoes are different sizes which.. idk how or why. I guess I just didn't count right and apparently I'm blind bc I coulda sworn they were the same size when I compared them. Future me needs to count!!

The socks look decent from the front but they are literally chains wrapped around the leg and tied at the back so the back is... kinda a mess. Think I want to try and actually crochet the leg in sock colours next time instead of attaching it

The trousers are slightly big but they mostly work okay. Especially with the shirt tucked underneath and the suspenders kinda holding them. I think if I made them smaller there was a chance they'd be too small but I might try it next time just to test it

The suspenders are kinda good kinda meh. I kinda want to make them thicker than just a chain but I think it looks okay as they are, it's just attaching them better that I need to figure out bc it's a bit of a mess.

The tshirt is probs the worst thing going on here other than the hair bc obviously the stripes are shocking (which is all on me bc I winged it and honeslty it was going well at first but then bc of the way the stitches are at a certain point it got kinda fucked up). I think I'm gonna have to just try a couple of different things for the stripes and see what works best. atm I'm thinking I could just do a strand or two of yarn attached at each end of the shirt (or maybe wrapped the whole way round) rather than the weaving in and out that I did here

as for the actual t-shirt itself, it's far too big. the back of the shirt is pulled together to make it less baggy. I think I can just lessen the number of stitches in the tutorial I followed and it should hopefully be fine. might have to do a couple of attempts to really figure it out tho. I should also check the tutorial for the shirt that's actually for this doll bc the tutorial I folloeed was for a different doll which I'm sure didn't help (but the reason I ended up using a different onein the first place is bc the other tutorial for clothes that they had were just needlessly complicated so when I found a good trouser pattern I just stuck with them and did their shirt pattern too)

I like the idea of making the shirt so that it can be taken on and off and be switched with different shirts so that's something I also want to look into figuring out. And if I do that, I would need to make the arms of the doll white bc with 13's short sleeved shirts she always has a white long sleeve underneath and I wanna get it as accurate as I can

Currently I don't have plans to do a coat bc its jsut extra work I cba with (and also I prefer coatless 13 anyways) but at some point I might try and figure something out. Also might do the prison outfit at some point but it's not a priority rn

I think my next plan of action is to literally just make a new base doll (or two) and then start making pieces of clothes to put on them as practice. and I say or two bc if I make one shirt and attach it and then have ideas for making it better, I'll be able to just do that straight away bc I'll have a base doll ready yknow. I also bought a ball of yarn that I intend to use for a 15th doctor doll, but idk what outfit of his I wanna do yet. I'm thinking the organe one but the stripes on 13's shirt were a struggle so I feel like the stripes on 15's orange shirt will be a nightmare. we'll see I guess. will probs make the base doll soon

#nat knits #thirteenth doctor #doctor who

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moonlight-tmd · 6 months

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"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."

I love that!! I wanna know prowlbee or blitzbee reactions! To both the remaining nubs of his wings and when he gets them fully back! Love the part-insecticon! bee au <33

This was bound to get quoted at some point, why am i surprised-

Ok so, to start this train off:

When Bee was injured none of them didn't knew what Waspinator meant- Bee's back was completely covered in energon and Bee himself had a hard time staying awake cuz of energon loss and pain. They were forced to wait outside medbay- after a long waiting perior Bee came out of medbay with Ratchet following close behind, They tried to talk to him but Bee just quickly retreated back to his room.

They all were really worried about him but what really caught eveyone's attention were the 2 short struts covered in tattered and sooted mesh of some sort hanging from his bandaid-covered back. They only saw it for a short time, standing in shock before Bee turned the corner and disappeared into his room.

"Were those...?" "Wings? Yes,.. or rather what is left of them." Optimus' sentence was finished by Ratchet. They asked few questions, confused and worried.

"All I know is that they've been like this for a very long time now. Beyond repair in my opinion." Ratchet said before telling them Bee was off-duty for the time he recovers and that they don't speak to him about his wings if he doesn't want to. (more under cut cuz long)

Alright, ProwlBee version: (1/2) (Scroll down to skip to BlitzBee)

Prowl was very worried, he always was when Bee got hurt. Whenever they talked about animals that can fly Bee was always a tad bitter- now Prowl knew why. After Ratchet had explained he tried to talk to Bee but he jsut locked himself inside his room and wasn't answering to Prowl speaking thru the door.

The next day Bee was mostly staying away from the group, he had a blanket over his back and shoulders to hide the wing-nubs. He was acting like nothing happened and he was just recovering from an injury but Prowl saw right thru that facade- Bee was hurting and grieving. Prowl pulled him to his room and comforted him- they talked. Prowl eventually asked about his wings- slowly Bee opened up to him, he said basically what Ratchet told them, it was clear he didn't really wanna talk about it but he still did. At one point Prowl asked if he can see them so Bee sat in front of him and pulled his blanket down-

"How did this happen?" Prowl's vox was quiet, unsure of the ground he was treading on right now.

"...You know how i told you i had a bad time at Carequarters?" Bee prompted. At one point of their relationship they shared their sparklinghood stories- Prowl knew Bee had been living in Carequarters before running away and living on the streets- the one Caretaker there was very abusive towards Bee especially, She had punished Bee for any reason- he endured physical or mental abuse, he was almost treated like a slave there. Prowl didn't like where this was going...

"She didn't-..." Prowl stuttered.

"She did...." Bee only said before going completely quiet. They just sat there, Bee's back and wings towards Prowl. Bee just stared at the floor, unable to do or say anything else.

The only thing that broke the long silence afterwards was Prowl's gentle hug and the spot he rested his helm of getting wet by his tears. Bee felt shivers on his back- Prowl let him go as soon as he felt Bee move away in fear he might have accidentally hurt him. They looked at each other and Bee started crying too. So they just sat there in a comforting hug.

Prowl was very gentle with Bee in his recovery. He made sure the blanket over his shoulders was secure and wouldn't fall off. Since Bee couldn't lay on his back or his sides cuz they hurt he was bound to recharge on his chassis, Prowl let him cuddle on top of him when they went to recharge together. He also helped him when Bee had to pick up stuff from the floor. He stayed by his side 24/7 almost.

If Prowl was watching a documentary about birds or insects that fly he's switch the channel, Bee has told him that he can watch them if he wants and that he won't be upset but Prowl insisted that he can watch repeats on his own and right now he wants to watch something both of them would enjoy. It's a small thing but it brought a smile to Bee's face.

So after Bee recovered and his subspace was put back into place nothing really happened. Only like about 2 months later Blackarachnia showed up with her weird bug-robots with acid weapons something did happen- she shot Bee with a dart with some toxin and he started to act weird. He was all sleepy and hungry all the time. Ratchet didn't know what happened- his systems seemed fine but there was definitelly something up. Bee was also getting sensitive to touch, he avoided it almost- one night despite Prowl insisting he recharge with him, he refused and said he just needed to rest by himself for a little.

And that's the night it happened.

Bee was unaware of what was happening- he tossed and turned in his berth, knocking all plushies and covers off. Some weird substance began leaking out of his transformation seams and intake. He rolled in it and slowly, layer after layer a cocoon was formed.

The next day Prowl woke up later than usual, the rest of the team was already awake by the time we got out of his room to refuel. Sari(upgraded), who was at the base, went to see how Bee was doing- they heard a scream and rushed to his room- only to find the metallic cocoon laying on his berth.

Everyone was panicking, what is this, what happened, did Bee die- "That... looks like a cocoon." Prowl managed to break thru the shock and worry and answer their question. He didn't know what happened.

After everyone has somewhat calmed down they interviewed Prowl for answers since he was all about creatures and animals- he already knew what to do in winter when the team learned Bee was part-insecticon. And so, the cocoon was moved to medbay to monitor if Bee's still alive in there- it was tricky cuz whatever it was made of blocked the life signature except for few places.

So nothing has happened and everyone was anxious, then about 3 weeks later when Sari was checking on the cocoon while the team was having a talk in the main room she heard... knocking? She looked closely and saw a crack forming on the cocoon and more scratching sounds.

"GUYS- SOMETHING'S HAPPENING!" She yelled as she flew out into the main room for a moment before rushing back in medbay with the rest following. They all gathered around the medberth the cocoon was on watching as more cracks formed... as the cocoon was almost open, Prowl remembered something particular about insecticons hatching.

"Wait- I don't think we should stand this clo-" Prowl tried to warn them but it was too late- the cocoon exploded open and all the slimy stuff sprayed on Optimus, Bulkead and Prowl. Ratchet didn't risk it so he stood a litte further away and Sari hid behind Optimus just in time.

They had little time to act grossed out before something began to move inside the open cocoon- slowly a little clawed servo appeared at the edge, then another,.. and then Bee's helm with a sleepy expression.

"Ughhh, what happened?..." He said as he blinked open his optics, he looked at his servo. "Why am I all slimy 'n' stuff?"

The others were relieved to see him alive. Optimus helped him out of the cocoon cuz he was stuggling a little- the slimy dripped off of his frame as Optimus held him up and placed him next to it on the medberth. His frame was different- covered in some sort of ruffled- fur? He also had a metal abdomen- or his subspace on his rear. It was all kinda sticky cuz of the slime but it had dried off rather quickly. He was a bit dizzy when the others explained what happened, he didn't even know it was possible. At some point he shook himself off from the remaining moisture and that's when his wings lifted- presenting themselves in their full glory, spread behind his back.

Bee was confused until they mentioned what was on his back- he tried to turn around and get the best look at them as possible- it was... how? He was so joyous and confused and panicked and flabergasted- he did start crying a little his wings fluttered rapidly cuz he was so happy- he almost flew off the medberth cuz of how fast his wings moved.

They spend the rest of the evening marveling at what Bee has become- surpriusingly the insecticon genes only affected his root mode- his car alt mode was completely intact besides having fluffy seats now.

Prowl was actually overwhelmed- Bee was okay and alive, but he also was something different! He was already fascinated by the cocoon and very curious what Bee will look like when he comes out but this was more that he imagined. Especially when Sari made a grand discovery when she hugged Bee after he dried off from the slime- he was soft. Very soft. She literally buried her face in his fluff and wouldn't let go. Prowl has tried to hold off from touching Bee too much- he was still very cuddly when it came to public affection. But BOY once they were all alone getting ready to recharge- Prowl has trapped Bee in a hug and buried his faceplate in his collar-fluff and DID NOT let go even after they woke up the next morning. He helped Bee learn how to hover and fly, Bee would pick him up and they'd fly in circles around the plant all the time. Another thing was that Bee buzzed when he was happy- his wings fluttered and made sound that could be put on same level as purring. It was adorable. His glossa became interesting too- it was oddly long and could act like a straw. Prowl was not amused when Bee decided to leave a long, wet lick on his faceplate as a joke.

Bee was so happy and Prowl was so happy for him- If he thought Bee was cute before then now that cuteness has tenfolded.

Aight so now is the BlitzBee version: (2/2) (this one is a little better in my opinion. So to spare you reading back and forth i will just copy-paste story parts over to this version and make this post longer :3 )

Blitzwing has switched sides a while ago, Megatron and other 'cons have been captured with his help. Everything was fine- then Waspinator showed up and hurt his little hummel. He was anxiously waiting outside medbay, it's been almost 2 hours since Bee got in there all bloody. The doors opened and Bee stepped out, Blitz was quick to rush to him but Bee dodged him and quickly retreated to him room. Blitz was about to call out but the words died in his vocalizer as he saw a familiar shaped struts sprouting from Bee's patched up back. He knew what those were at first glance- and the state they were in was horrifying, even if he saw them for just a short moment. He barely registered what Ratchet said, he went after Bee in amidst conversation.

They were quartered together since the start of Blitz being an Autobot, he had the right to go into his own room- he knocked and called out to Bee, when he didn't get an answer he slowly opened the door and peeked in- Bee was bundled up in the big blanket on their shared, enlarged berth. He came in, closed the door and sat next to Bee. Bee didn't want to talk at first and stayed quiet, but few prompting words form Blitz did the trick and Bee started talking a little. Blitz asked about the wings and why didn't he tell him. Bee told him there was no point in showing cuz they're useless anyway and he often forgot he even had them.

"How long have zhey been like zhis?" Blitzwing has asked soon.

"Long enough for the thing you call "Grounder Disease" to fully develop..." Bee has answered, sadness in his voice always present.

"The Caretaker said that 'Autobots having wings is wrong'... so she burned them..." Bee simply said when Blitzwing asked what made them like this. At one point of their relationship they shared their stories from the past- Blitz knew Bee had been living in Carequarters before running away and living on the streets- the one Caretaker there was very abusive towards Bee especially, She had punished Bee for any reason- he endured physical and mental abuse, he was almost treated like a slave there. Blitz didn't say anything. After a very long silence the only thing heard was a quiet whirl of his faceplates changing as he pulled Bee into a gentle yet firm hug. Bee felt Blitzwing shake, he felt the wetness growing on his shoulder but he didn't do anything except lean into the hug. Blitz was crying- mourning the tragic and unfair loss of the one thing every flier cherished. He couldn't imagine living without his own wings- whenever Bee went flying with him he always marveled at the beauty of the sky and the view from up above. Knowing that Bee could have had experienced such wonders independently and freely hurt- he was robbed of something before he even knew it. Blitz was there, his hotheaded personality silently crying while holding Bee close ot his Spark, the emotions locked inside brewing a storm while the outside stood still.

Blitz was extremely gentle and protective of him in his recovery, often opting to carry the minibot aroudn instead of letting him walk on his own. He spoke to Bee about his wings sometimes, never pushed Bee to talk if he really didn't want to. Blitzwing was the only one Bee would let down the blanket for and let him see or touch the damaged nubs of wings he had. Bee was embarrased to show him- Blitzwing had such beautiful and strong wings and he... he just had those dark, weak things growing out of his back for no purpose. At some point when Blitz was looking over Bee's broken pride he asked if he wanted to regain control over them.

"But what the point? They're useless anyway..." Being Bee's answer. His wings were broken, he couldn't fly so what was the point in wanting them to move?

"Maybe... but knowing zhey are zhere is a very important zhing zhat any flier would tell jou." Blitz said. Bee never responded to that so he dropped the topic- what he didn't know was that this has been haunting Bee's processor for the rest of his recovery days.

Once Bee was getting fixed by Ratchet and it was just them 2, he asked the medic about the Grounder Disease Therapy.

"I mean, i know they're useless and i'll never fly with them... but it still would be cool if i could move them again." Bee confessed then, the tiniest tug on his derma forming a hopeful smile present. Ratchet agreed to help him.

So, from then on Bee's been going to medbay with Ratchet everyday- the others noticed that and were worried but Bee clarified everything was fine. Blitzwing however was near panicking cuz Bee didn't tell him about what was wrong and why he's in medbay so often. As the 2 week mark hit Bee pulled Blitz into their room and locked the door. He was oddly happy having just gone out of medbay. Blitz couldn't take it and nearly yelled at Bee to tell him what is wrong. Bee explained that he remembered what Blitz said about that therapy- he sat in front of him, back facing Blitzwing, his subspace clicked and slid down revealing the sad little wing-nubs. But Bee wasn't all sad like last time, in fact he todl Blitz to look closely- after few small grunts something happened; Bee's wing-nubs have twitched.

Bee was so happy and so was Blitz. He was there every step of the way, Bee's area on the back with wings was always numb but with the therapy ongoing he was beginning to get the feeling in it again. One day after 2 months of therapy when Blitz was chatting with Bee and running his servos along his back to soothe the soreness after therapy , he felt a tickle on his servos. Bee was laughing and if he looked down he would see these 2 little tattered nubs twitching happily.

"Blitz?" Bee asked when Blitz has been quiet for too long.

"Hummel... JA DOING ZHE HAPPY FLUTTERS!!" He began to say before switching to his random face and picking Bee up and spinning with him. "HOORAY FOR HAPPY FLUTTERS! HAPPY BEE GO BUZZ BUZZ!!"

Few days later however, things took a turn- Blackarachnia showed up with her weird bug-robots with acid weapons something happened- she shot Bee with a dart with some toxin and he started to act weird. He was all sleepy and hungry all the time. Ratchet didn't know what happened- his systems seemed fine but there was definitelly something up. Bee was also getting sensitive to touch, he avoided it almost- Blitzwing was very worried, Bee has stopped cuddling up to him. One night Bee just wasn't feeling it at all and said he just needed to rest by himself for a little. So Blitz was recharging on the couch that night.

And that's the night it happened.

Being adjusted to function in the night cycle most of the time, Blitz woke up way later than when Bee did. It was Prowl who woke him up, the rest of the team was already awake. Sari(upgraded), who was at the base, went to see how Bee was doing- they heard a scream and rushed to his room- only to find the metallic cocoon laying on his berth.

Blitz was so scared and confused- he knew he should have not left Bee alone- what happened?? Everyone was panicking, what is this, what happened, did Bee die- Blitz wanted to rip whatever this thing was open and get Bee out but Prowl stopepd him.

In the meantime Prowl and Sari were on a research quest trying to put the pieces together about bugs and insecticons- Blitz was very much panicked and freaked out when he heard that bugs melt inside cocoons- He refused to acknowledge it as true.

"Wait- I don't think we should stand this clo-" Prowl tried to warn them but it was too late- the cocoon exploded open and all the slimy stuff sprayed on Optimus, Bulkhead, Blitzwing and Prowl. Ratchet didn't risk it so he stood a litte further away and Sari hid behind Optimus just in time.

"Ughhh, what happened?..." He said as he blinked open his optics, he looked at his servo. "Why am I all slimy 'n' stuff?"

The others were relieved to see him alive. Blitz helped him out of the cocoon cuz he was stuggling a little- the slimy dripped off of his frame as Blitz held him up and placed him next to it on the medberth. His frame was different- covered in some sort of ruffled- fur? He also had a metal abdomen- or his subspace, on his rear. It was all kinda sticky cuz of the slime but it had dried off rather quickly. He was a bit dizzy when the others explained what happened, he didn't even know it was possible. At some point he shook himself off from the remaining moisture and that's when his wings lifted- presenting themselves in their full glory, spread behind his back. Bee was confused about their expressions until Blitz spoke up-

"Jour vings... Zhey're- switch ZHEY'RE SO PRETTY!!"

Bee tried to turn around and get the best look at them as possible- it was... how? He was so joyous and confused and panicked and flabergasted- he did start crying a little his wings fluttered rapidly cuz he was so happy- he almost flew off the medberth cuz of how fast his wings moved.

"HAHAHA! Don't get too happy now- or jou might fly avay!~" Blitz had joked as he caught Bee mid-air.

Blitzwing was so happy- Bee was alive! And also cuter than ever! Sari made a grand discovery when she hugged Bee after he dried off from the slime- he was soft. Very soft. She literally buried her face in his fluff and wouldn't let go. Blitzwing wouldn't either- he would not stop hugging Bee at all- the whole time they talked Blitz had him on his lap. He was very gentle and considerate towards his wings too. Speaking of- Bee had put them on full display once they were alone in their room. They were so beautiful, the most beautiful wings he had ever seen. Of course Blitz would not have it any other way than to bury his faceplate in Bee's fluff for recharge, Bee had a odd but nice smell to him after hatching it was so surprising.

Blitz helped him learn how to fly and before they knew it Bee was zooming all around the base happily. Another thing was that Bee buzzed when he was happy- his wings fluttered and made sound that could be put on same level as purring. It was adorable. Some time after his hatching Sari and Bee were jokingly teasing one another, she has made a funny face at Bee with here tongue sticking out and Bee decided to mimic it- the look on everyone's faces when his glossa came out 5x as long, similar to Blitzwing's black face glossa. It was certainly interesting... Blitzwing now knew how it felt when he shoved his glossa down Bee's intake in a french kiss. It also acted as a straw for some reason which was a cool feat.

All in all, if he thought Bee was cute before then now that cuteness has tenfolded.

GEEZ THAT IS LONG- HOPE YOU SURVIVED THE TEXTWALL ONSLAUGHT.

#maccadam #tfa #ask box #blitzbee #prowlbee #tfa au #part-insecticon!bumblebee au #long post

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vexxandra · 1 year

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intuitive messages from your person (really specific so probably not gonna resonate lol)

first time doing this! a bit of practice, since im not good with listening to my intuition. but were trying new things this new year. lool lets get started :D

m tellin u its like super SUPER specific ;D

pile one:

things that could have significance : genshin, but more specifically, wishing, debate clubs, when you wish upon a star, steven universe end credits (love like you), lavender or mint, milk, the name sofia?, sweaters or oversized clothes, telephone (the song or the object), dial/tone, closet

hello dear. have i been away for too long? apologies, work is very hard nowadays and i find that ive been losing myself more and more. but ive been thinking about you quite a lot. especially at night. dreaming of you. ive been irresponsable, not answering your calls quickly enough and leaving things to pile up between the two of us. but please know that im working very hard and trying the best i can. you must be furious with me, and i can understand that. give me more time, and i promise i wont let you down. id never let you down. i love you too much to ever be able to do that. ive been losing sleep, and thats tiring because i get to see you when i sleep so i find that ive been taking meds more often to help with that. thats stupid, and id know you tell me the same. god, i wish you were next to me right now. then id fall asleep quicker than a light flicks off. music. ill speak to you through our favorite songs, and ill listen for things you say to me in yours as well. its time for me to say good bye though. know that nothing has changed between us, and i care for you as much as ever before.

signed, yours.

pile two:

things that could have significance: grocery stores at night, denki kaminari vibes honestly!!, mixtapes (like old cassette ones), guitar, dog or pets, crescent, artic monkeys, blasting music super loud, summertime, you get me so high - the neighbourhood, electric (or electric love)

gee, its really been a while since we’ve talked last. you’re my best friend, ill love you forever, yknow that? you’re super cool. cooler than popsicles on a summer day. cooler than penguins in the north pole. wait-- penguins live in the south pole? no one told me that?! hey! its not my fault, i never knew that. jeez... still teasing as ever, huh? sometimes i wonder how it would have been if i hadn’t moved away/transferred schools. we’d be tightknit! and we already are. there are so many stupid pictures of us in my camera roll that i jsut scroll through them when i feel like i miss you. nahh im just playing! i always miss you! we should totally hang out sometime soon! lets race grocery carts!

see ya! - your best friend

pile three:

things that could have significance: notebooks, preppy or academia aesthetic, fandom or into dnd, pearls or pearly whites, ‘shade’ colors (white, grey, black-- but emphasis on grey), 505 by artic monkeys, classroom, bunch of school imagery

dear you

why do you have to be so perfect? ive always been top of my class, such an overachiever, but with you, its like all of my accomplishments are suddenly fade away. you’re awesome like that, you know. stop letting your parents control your life. you’re a super smart person, dont let anyone EVER tell you otherwise. oh, and you can let your hair down too. im not gonna judge you, and plus, i think you look nice without your hair all tight like that. meet me at our spot. the spot that’s only ours. a place where we can just be ourselves. what? stop playing around, trying to get me to tell you again. what if someone sees this letter?! its just something between you and me, and i know i can trust you. id trust you with my life, pile three. im serious. stay the way you are. dont become a product of society. you’re absolutely perfect the way you are.

from, yours

pile four TW: Harsh truth! Please don’t read unless you’re ready and willing

things that could have significance: floating, or sinking(into a mattress, or in water), bath/bathing, milky way or space in general, being loved by a ghost, anxiety/confusion, salt or minerals. lots of comparisons here, so that could be something too. also francis forever - mitski and last words of a shooting star -mitski

this person didn’t have a letter to write to you. they were very blocky and choppy and took long pauses in between of answering. also, these are just sentences, so everytime there’s a period, its a sentence ending, and a new idea beginning

i dont need you. i have everything i need. so why are you here? what am i missing? what do i not understand? stop getting into my head. ive been thinking of you. you look nice. (dont) call me. please trust me, i can keep my promises. that, i can swear. bandaids cant heal my scars. sometimes i just want to fall asleep for a long time, and you cant stop or save me. they mean more to me than you. forever. i still care about you. they lied. im getting bored. you used to be the sun. what dont you understand? i still loved you. goodbye. (bonus message: they wont last)

#pac #intuitive messages #pick a pile #tarot #tarot messages #psychic messages #i really dont know if this will resonate #hopefully it does!#have a lovely day #or night #either way #dont lose ur light <3

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spector · 9 months

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my goomens s2 thoughts

ok so spoilers obviously BUT

my god . this was a shitshow GFFHIGHFIg i really went in with like . the lowest expectations bc all i wanted was a). see my purple whore (gabriel) and see him be funny b). have a good finale for him where he remains the most special boy in heaven

i did NOT expect the show to be sooo bad in the writing department it was insane. like, ok, i don't care much for crowley and aziraphale, i never did. i love it when they're being fruity and silly on screen, that's fun but overall I'm not very much invested in them. but in this season u barely get them doing fun stuff together, they're always split up and on their own they just don't deliver

AND THE WORST FUCKING PART. are those fucking minisodes/flashbacks . they're so bad. my god. but its clear everyone involved in creating them LOVES the idea but ???? every single one of them SUCKED and took focus away from interesting things that were happening in the PRESENT. the entire mystery plot about gabriel was interesting but guess what, they set it up and then . forget about it until the last episode where they just do a MASSIVE exposition dump in like 15 minutes. u get the entire mystery handed to you on a silver platter and the worst part is, they could have set it up like a genuine investigation for the viewer to guess it, but its the same as BBC sherlock fuckery. the actual resolution is something u never could have guessed on your own !!!!!!!! like there were hints (wit the fly in the shop) but they NEVER followed up on it, they just randomly resolve it in the final episode . my god

anyways back to the minisodes/flashbacks. theyre so bad. i said that already but they're so bad. the blitz episode is the worst offender bc not only it takes place right after that really nice scene from s1 and thusly robs it of any emotional impact, but its also . JUST BAD. EXTREMELY BORING AND UNFUNNY. DREADFULLY UNFUNNY. job minisode was really bad too . the finale of it was ok but the whole buildup was stupid as FUCK. the corpse robbing bit in victorian edinburgh was SOOOO boring and at the end there - extremely cringe. WHY DID THEY EVEN BOTHER WITH THOSE. THEY ADDED NOTHING TO THE PLOT. at least in s1 when they did the minisodes, they served as character exploration for crowley and aziraphale and they also set up some of heaven/hell lore, THE ONES IN S2 WERE NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL . at one point it seemed like all the bits from the past somehow lead to the current mystery (like that doctor guy and the pub named after him) BUT THEN IT ALL TURNED OUT TO NOT BE CONNECTED AT ALL

the blitz episode . my god . it was just . so bad. i have no words really.

and the lesbian subplot - like. it needed to be more connected to the main plot. i didn't mind it at all but . it went and disappeared and then suddenly became the focus of episode five... WHEN AT THIS POINT, WE SHOULDVE BEEN GETTING CLOSER TO SOLVING THE MYSTERY. BUT THE MYSTERY WAS SHELVED FOR SOME FUCKING REASON. its insane how much aziraphale and crowley just. forget about gabriel even tho they should be busting ass to solve the case as it were.

and my god, gabriel. ive never been like. ride or die for gabriel/beelzebub, they've always been two boss bitches that slayed together or whatever , i prefer them to be that and not romantically involved but i also dont mind them to be an item. so whatever, i dont mind them being endgame BUT I MIND BOTH OF THEM DITCHING THEIR POSITIONS OF POWER BECAUSE I THINK THEYRE TOO COOL FOR THAT . WHATEVER . THATS LAME . they should've like. reorganized everything .

AND ALSO THE WAY THEY KEPT SHELVING GABRIEL AND JUST LIKE. LEAVING HIM OUT OF EPISODES????? WHAT??? THE WHOLE CATALYST FOR EVERYTHING AND THEY FORGET ABOUT HIM FOR LONG STRETCHES OF TIME. INSANE??? AND RESOLVE EVERYTHING SOOO QUICKLY IN THE FINAL EPISODE??? what the hell

ITS JSUT ? INSANE HOW BAD THE WRITING IS and i don't even mean that from a gabriel girlie's perspective. imagine if the season starts out with like, idk a murder mystery and it looks like solving the murder is the most important thing for the story, at least it seems so in episode one. and then suddenly the rest of the season is about what the two detectives did some time ago and its totally unrelated and also at some point there are two episodes dedicated to them looking for some files for an unrelated mystery to get their bosses of their back. and the murder is solved at the last moment through magical CCTV footage they could've accessed at any point in the season if they just Tried A Bit Harder.

it really boggles the mind. it REALLY DOES. they should have dropped all the minisodes they did NOTHING . the ball episode should have been like. ep 3 or smth. the rest should've been the investigation of the weird fuckery. shax was wasted. additional hell and heaven lore felt like deconstruction instead of worldbuilding. I'm going insane with how bad all of this was, I REALLY DIDNT EXPECT IT TO BE SUCH A SHITSHOW LIKE DFHGIDDHGIGH ITS FUNNY??? ITS JUST BASICS OF SHOWMAKING .

I SAID TO SUSAN THAT THIS FEELS LIKE A SHOW WRITTEN DURING THE WRITERS STRIKE BUT IT WASNT . IT WAS WRITTEN BEFORE OUGHHHH

and again, i dont care about aziraphale but the last moment arc felt so out of character for him like my god, didn't we just spend an entire job minisode establishing he's questioning heaven and now he just returns to it AUHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG what the fuck is going on. how is this so BAD HGIFGHGIH . the last episode is such a shitshow that its like. its remarkable. I'm genuinely surprised bc my expectations were low but WOW. just WOW

i have to stop now before i continue picking everything apart but AUGHGHG JESUS !!!!! I COULDNT HAVE PREDICTED IT BEING SO BAD

#this is a bit unhinged but im just like. im in such shock over how bad it was

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bluiex · 1 year

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Cw: Mind Control but tis consensual

Elf Scar loves his boyfriends okay, he just wants them to take care of themselves.

Mainly Scarian, if you guy want Mumbo just ask :)

Watching them today wasn’t as great as it should be. The obvious bags under their eyes, the tires slump of the shoulders, and barely any acknowledge to the world around them. Grian was the worst for it, always moving around and never stopping. Mumbo was coming at a close second as he was tirelessly working on his base.

Both his pretty boys were exhausted, humans were so fragile compared to elves. They could often forget just how breakable they were. Scar hated to see his loves so exhausted, and when simple coaxing wasn’t working… well he could take matters into his own hands.

“Gri please come to bed with me.” Scar muttered into the bird man’s shoulder. The harpy grumbled and shrugged him off.

“Scar I’m so close to finishing this. Just let me do that.” He mumbled rubbing his eyes, the slight red look to them from lack of sleep.

Scar huffed at that, he disliked how Grian ignored gentle probing. But, he had permission, and he would get Grian to take care of himself.

Names held power in Elf and Fey worlds. And Scar looked at Grian, and spoke softly his true name.

The effect was almost instant, meaning Grian didn’t have the energy to fight him. The foggy look over his eyes as Scar’s magic rooted in. The tension of the shoulders fades away.

“Oh gosh dear, that was fast.” Scar cooed “Mumbo at least had some energy to say something.” He reached out petting the others cheeks and feathered ears.

Grian could only coo under his hands, leaning into them with a dazed expression. A faint humming sound, as Scar chuckled “You really wanted to be mindless for the day huh?”

Another purring coo, a smile that had no thoughts to it. The magic rushed over Grian, numbing his body and fogging his head. Only Scar mattered, just his voice cut through the haze of his mind.

Charm speak was often used on other creatures to get them to agree to thing. Elves would pretty their voice up, and coax out your name. Then speak it back to claim you, body, heart, mind, and soul. A name was everything to magic beings. And Scar adored his mates gave him theirs.

“That’s it Grian.” A softer version of his full name, etching a sigh from Grian. Please speak his name more, again, please say it. That voice was so wonderful, so beautiful, Grian wanted to belong to that voice. “Just let your thoughts fade away, only my voice matters. Let yourself be a good boy and nothing else matters.”

He was right, Scar was all that mattered. Obeying was simple, Grian felt exhausted. Thinking was too much work, his thoughts felt like ripples on a still pond. Fading in and out, never really grasping them for long. And Scar’s voice soothed any worries about that.

“Follow me, my pretty bird, no need to think jsut hold my hand and I’ll guide you to Mumbo… and we can rest together… isn’t that good?”

Yes, that was so good. Grian felt everything fade around him, a hand in his the only grounding he had. The world wasn’t there, it was just Scar’s voice, his fade, his lips, his beautiful eyes.

Scar watched the last threads of resistance fade away. The calm, dreamy smile on Grian’s face. The only thing in that head of his was obeying commands. Mindless and obedient. It was honestly cute, and Scar adored the trust they gave him.

Taking his hand and leading him to his base. Where he’d pamper him along with Mumbo. A long rest together, the three of them curled up. And a day just to relax. Preening the awful looking feathers, soothing the soreness out of Mumbo’s shoulders, and letting them brush out his long hair.

“You two deserve all the things I can give you… so let me spoil you both.” Scar cooed to his mates holding them close. Listening to Mumbo’s soft breaths and Grian coos.

Scar enjoyed being the one in charge sometimes.

UWAH YES PERFECT. I love it qoq. How I I invision it where they are okay with Scar using his powers to get them to actually rest and relax <3

#bluie gets an ask poggers #tw mind control #long post

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epic-sorcerer · 1 year

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Ok so I feel like whenever someone makes a post on like…accessabiltiy surff you get a bunch of people saying like “I have (x) can I use this?” Or like a bunch of people apologizing for stuff they clearly need.

So like upfront imma say this. If big stalls improve your life in ANY way, any way at all, use them. They would not improve an abled’s life what so ever, and if it improves your life, you are 100% worthy of using it. Invisible conditions, mental conditions, just physically being too wide for a small stall, I don’t care. Use it. Everyone’s quality of life is important, including yours.

Also I know this post is long, but I don’t feel like…yk answering a bunch of questions about this so I’m gonna try and answer the ones I’m able to anticipate, but that being said, please do ask questions. Just be nice and make sure you read the whole psot first

Ok? Ok. Let’s get to the post

So this psot is specifically about the big bathroom stalls in the multi stall bathrooms. Not the signle stall family ones.

I feel like a lot of ppl who have never needed the big stall jsut don’t understand how important it is to keep it clear for someone who does need it. Because here’s the thing.

In my book? If you don’t need the stall, don’t use it under any circumstances UNLESS:

1. You are about to have an accident/be late to something important and everything else is full

2. You need to change a baby and the thin stalls are too thin for that

3. You are a caretaker for someone who does need that stall

Think of the big stall as equivalent to the bathroom of opposite gender. You wouldn’t just walk in if you didn’t apsolutly have any other choice.

(Obviously with some trans and NB ppl this either doesn’t apply or whatever but if this analogy works for some it’s worth putting it in)

Now, some ppl may read that and think that I may be too strict here. But I’m not. Here’s why.

See, what not a lot of ppl really know about us is that…when you’re the kind of person who needs that big stall, you most likely waited a long long time before getting up. Because getting up can be painful, difficult, exhausting, etc. meaning that not only could you jsut be making us wait in general, you could be making us experience a lot of pain because it fucknig hurts to hold it in. And that’s ON TOP of our preexisting conditions too

Secondly, sometimes these conditions can cause people to need to go right away! Incontinence, bladder/bowel problems reallt arnt as rare as people seam to think.

And even beyond that, my very fun nerve disorder does this thing where sometimes my bladder is completely numb and then I only realize I have to pee when I have like…15 mins max before I piss myself.

Another fun thing it likes to do? It ALSO likes to make my urethra burn for no fucking reason and the only thing I can possibly do to make it go away is to pee!!

Thankfully, I’m usually able to exist without mobility aids. But sometimes? I’m not. So keep the damn stall clear.

Alos, here’s a comment that actually inspired thsi psot. It’s on a quora question asking if disabled ppl should get priority for big stalls.

Some ppl may think this is reasonable—it isn’t.

1. How can you KNOW there isn’t a disabled person waiting? Not all disablities are visable

2. What if a disabled person coems in once the abled begins to use it?

Also I just wanna say again. Not all disabilities are visable. If you see an “abled” person using a accessible stall, don’t say a damn thing. Don’t. I don’t care what amazing one liner your prepared for this occasion. I don’t care about whatever vigilante justice you think you are doing. Because they are probably disabled and tired of y’all’s shit.

I know this post is being very, very angry about ppl who hog our stuff. But in the grand scheme of things, this isn’t a crime or anything outwardly horrible. The world won’t burst into flames on the off chance that person using the stall was truly abled.

All I’m asking is for people who don’t need this stall to really take in what I say and at least think about it.

Also I listed a lot of sanarios and such about us needing a stall quickly. Although that’s not true ALL the time for us, it’s ture for us wayyyy more than it is for y’all. So that’s why I put emphasis on it

#ok to rb #from my own little galaxy world #Tw ableism #Tw angry #physical disability #disabled #actually disabled #accessibility #cripple problems #mental disability #neurodivergent #disability advocacy

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builtlikeastickofcelery · 6 months

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get up cocksuckers were personalposting on main !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can literally and viscerally feel the end of my relationship coming??????????????????????????????????? and like,,,,,,,,,i knew it obviously bc we're young and were pretty different but DAMN i did not think it would Hurt like this bc it never has bc i never emotionally attach myself (to romantic relationships specifically on purpose!!!!!!!!! like jesus christ we should be similar on paper but no !!!!!!!! our senses of humor are completely different and that is the only way i know how to connect with people !!!!!!!!!!!!! what the fuck am i supposed to do????????? and theyre always telling me i shoulld probably get a therapist, or get medication, etc etc and !!!! i cannot do those things!! i have tried!!!!!!! but i dont want to say that to them bc their last (really really shitty ex) was the type of person to say things that were obvious cries for help and then brush them off for some sort of attention and i have been repeatedly told that there is nothing i need treatment for by doctors !!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont know what to do.

also its fair to mention that they are Pretty White and have a very different family dynamic to mine, which, despite being very minimally east asian is still pretty east asian, and also that while both our families are solidly upper middle class they live in a higher income area of our town super close to where the rich rich people live and constantly refer to/make jokes about it being better (not on purpose and i don't think they get why it bothers me a little). i dont know how to talk to them about this without sounding like a nepo baby trying to convince the public they were a struggling self-made actor. and ofc if it falls apart itll probably be my fault bc i dont know how to talk to them about things that bother me bc i dont want to be like their shitty and weird and creepy ex (who is in one of my classes and is constantly trying to make eye contact with me and tried to get my number as well).

i like them a lot, and also crushed super bad on them for 6 months before we started dating and two years ago when i met them i sort of liked them aswell, but more and more im realizing that i dont even know if i wanted to be with them or just be them -> be whiter (i have JOURNALED about this!!!!!!!!!!!!) especially when i realize that were different in too many ways and also that i dont know how to be emotionally vulnerable with them specifically bc of that!!!!!!!! a lot of their friends rn are slightly not stable (or really not stable) and i dont know how to say any of this to them without fucking up their mental state. not to mention that october-december was a really shitty time for them last year and also that i dont want to be the one who ends things because i still really super like them but at the same time sort of resent them for having things i want??????????? but not when im with or near them only when im getting insecure in my rroom which has been happening a lot for some reason!!!!! also two of their very close friends (one is a mutual friend of ours but she's closer to them) are both really weird about us dating at least to me, like the mutual friend lied to me about them not liking me for seemingly no reason right before we got together which significantly delayed it and the other.......i dont even know she jsut always gives me weird looks whenever she sees me and whenever i take the bus with them they sit together and she locks me out of the conversation. i also dont know her very well, so idk.

plus my partner has a weird habit of not engaging with me at all whatsoever (as in having a conversation with another person while also sitting fairly far away from me or not talking to me at all annd staring at their phone) but then being annoyed when i dont try to join to conversation or engage with them. its also fair to note that they are allistic and tbh as someone with a lot of adhd/autistic tendencies (i sort of Suspect myself of audhd but i can never be sure) it actually affects the relationship for me which is insane bc usually i dont Feel it like that. like im fairly certain i mask ??????/ (again no clear diagnosis other than family history of being undiagnosed w/ something) and while i dont mask around my close friends i do still mask, even if its not as heavily, around my partner, who ive known longer than some of those friends. the only time i wasn't masking in some sort of way while we were dating was a day when i was so drained i also ended up sleeping on their couch for like thirty minutes bc i could barely stay awake. i just dont know what to do. in the past ive usually been the person more innvested or into the relationship and i can almost feel that happening again and i dont know why or how.

anyway no pressure t9o reply or annythhing to tthis i just nneeded to get this out into the air

#personal post #vent #<- sorta????

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smoosnoom · 1 year

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moon moon moon moon moon~

I’ve been trying to think of the right words for what reading your fics feels like and I think I’ve finally pinpointed it.

the way you write has this very intimate feeling about it. like I’ve stumbled into a room and walked in on somebody, interrupting something important. It’s almost uncomfortable, how genuine it all feels. it’s just so believable and I can’t help but feel like I should look away. Like I shouldn’t know these characters’ inner workings on such an intimate level. and even when it’s not the intimacy of introspection, of knowing a persons deepest desires and fears, it’s the little moments.

the moments between characters that clearly display how much they care for each other. and it’s not the build up to the great big confession or kiss. it’s the things that you wouldn’t think twice about if they happened to you. bc of course you would, if you really loved someone, of course you would do that.

like, in corollary, when Mike tells that story abt the normal bird and the squirrel to help Will sleep. or, in where we lay our scene, when Todd helps Neil read lines despite the fact that he’s kinda embarrassed about doing it. it’s the little things that say “I love you” loud enough that when we do get to the big confession scene, we know it to be true.

god. reading your fics feels like when you’ve invited someone into your life and they agree. it feels like washing joint wardrobes and ending up wearing a stray sock of someone you love. it’s keeping that piece of them with you and knowing, “you are mine and I am yours”. it’s feeling it so deeply that you can almost feel it thrumming in your blood. expanding and changing but never leaving. like it’s attached itself to your ribs and taken to weaving itself into your viscera.

reading your fics sometimes feels like falling in love.

oh my god . elijah . ELIJAAHHHHHHHH

u need to know how long i spent rereading this ask over and over again 😭 not to . sound insane or obsessed ok i just . u have a very good skill of knowing Exactly what to say to make me feel like a piece of melted cheese on a sunny day . i would do anything for u

like i jsut dont even know what to say !!!!!! i think especially because . reading my own writing i will never know if i actually accomplished what i want, and i bet u can definitely relate since u are an artist, but it is like u took a peek into my brain and found out exactly what i wanted to hear !!!!!!!

the idea u find it all intimate 😭😭 oh u mean the world to me . i think love is like ,, such a personal thing LOL and i know thats ironic bc i literally write romance but i think thats the intrigue of it all !! u want to see it in others and u want to see them happy !!!! and that stuff is Personal !!!!! so i am so so happy u get that feeling of intimacy, i always have that feeling of intruding in on something whenever i watch or read incredibly romantic media and . i am so overjoyed u get that from me

"it’s the things that you wouldn’t think twice about if they happened to you. bc of course you would, if you really loved someone" oh thats exactly it 😭 like that little emphasis on the ordinary, like something that isnt a big deal but it is because its Them

"reading your fics feels like when you’ve invited someone into your life and they agree. it feels like washing joint wardrobes and ending up wearing a stray sock of someone you love" elijah that is so lovely 😭 are u sure u arent the writer between us !!! and that bit about wearing a stray sock reminded me an awful lot of that one quote by rhiannon mcgavin that goes "of course you love me, you're wearing one of my socks"

i think this means all the more because . i have literally never even had a crush on anyone so the concept that i was able to mimic what ive been hoping love is like is just so ,, relieving or satisfying or something like that but not Exactly . mostly like im just happy i could see it for what it is :) thank u elijah u have no idea how much this and u mean to me !

#this is everything everything #elijah u have the key to my heart but all u need to enter is knock #im falling Apart over here oh m y god #/ask

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risingsouls · 2 years

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[I’m just...*indiscernible sobbing noises under the cut*]

[So Botan has just been through it since we got her. She has had worms the whole time despite three dewormings but still had diahrrea. We may have gotten that under control since we switched to a bland diet but now she’s been puking more than is probably normal for puppies and I honestly just feel helpless and don’t know what to do. She hasn’t touched her food (yet, that may change in a bit; sometimes she doesn’t eat right away but will in a bit) and I’m honestly having flashbacks to Bella at the end of her life. For a while, when she ate or drank she threw it up and then she just stopped eating and drinking altogether. I tried syringe feeding her, but she just threw it up. Botan so far isn’t necessarily throwing up directly after eating, and it might just be stress or maybe it’s still the fucking worms but I jsut don’t knwo what to do and I don’t want to fail another dog.

She has a vet appointment Friday and i don’t know if i should call them and see about moving it up or just wait it out and hope she’ll stop vomiting. I’ve been reading about possible causes and stuff and it’s really nto helpful because there are so many things it could be from harmless and fairly normal to dire so I’m just crippled with indecision. She at least isn’t indolent and still runs around and plays so maybe that’s at least a good sign but i will never be able to live with myself if I don’t do something and it costs her life because I thought she was fine.]

#.:ooc:.#tbd likely #i just needed to vent because hng #tw: emetophobia #tw: pet death

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gayspock · 2 years

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ok so tbh i really need to prep for this interview im fucked with. let me lb peacekeeper wars instead. part 1

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIDBUDGET HELLAURRR

sorry im always blown away. i remember watching so many treks, and then seeing their movies after and foaming... those were obciously MUCH bigger leaps in terms of, like, production but its like... GOD I NEVER REALLY REALISE HOW THE USUAL SHOW LOOKS UNTIL THE SHIFT LOL HELP. i should really be more observant o_o

but THIS... WTF... BUDGET... SO SCARY

NEVERMIND EIYW9IFPAEK[GK[PSDPO THE. RYGEL SWIMMING ABOUT IS MAKING ME SCREAM. DOES ANYONE REMEMBER UHM. THE windows screensaver ? the aquarium? hes so that.... I FORGOT HE WAS LIKE SOME SORT OF UCCKING WET BEAST. also the transition of him in the water to above the wter is so funny

diagnosans are so cool i wish we got them more

ALTHOUGH ALSO GRUNCDGHDLDIK WHOSE NAME I CANNOT SPELL... SO FUNNY HE JUST POPPED BACK UP. DONT GIVE US AN EXPL-

SORRY

I JUST SAW

SIKOZUS' NEW

LOOKIMHAVING ... A CATEGORY 10 WOMAN EVENT. IIS OCCURING ON MY SCREEN

ANYWAYS i want to say: like.... for the record, im kinda disappointed that they did fix john and aeryn's predicament so fast. its fine- its FIINEEE- like... its just the cheap cliffhangers are kinda so tired lol. its hardly the worst in the world, but its annoying- although WELL AT LEAST WE CAN GET ON WITH IT, SO LETS NOT FUSS....

BUT actually no i mean. i am also annoyed they fixed chianas blindness soo easily too like COME ON GUYS!! COMMIT TO THE THINGS YOU DO. SHEESH

ALTHOUGH this whole recap is so cute i love it when they do stuff like this - o rat least, when they do it right like here with john .... johns one of the few who could carry like this

THAT BALD CUNT WAS ON EASTENDERS

WHY ARE THEY KIRA NERYSing RYGEL THIS IS SO... YOURE LYINGGGGGG. BE QUEIT. i assume theyre jsut trying to avoid complications- want aeryn in on the action and stuff- and rygel is always out of the action - but omg...

also its so nice they managed to pick stark up. i love his involvement here. but kill yourselves for cutting his hair it was so beautiful

"I heard the key to these things is being relaxed" d'argo youve had 1.5 failed marr- SORRY I CANT FINISH THAT JKOKE THATS TOO MEAN SORRY DARGO ITSNOT YOUR FAULTL

also is this actress officiating them the same one who played the sebacean lass who tortured her at the end of last season

actually i WILL also say: i love the slight revamping to everybodys prosthetics. noranti and the scarran lady both have slightly different looks . chiana's hair is also so nice

SORRY BUT SIKOZU IS SERVING SO BAD IM THROWING UP I AM SO OBSESSED SORRY IM EASYYYY. i said what i said in my last post- i wish they could have used her better, because i do actually REALLY like so much of her but ARHGH execution iwse hell on earth innit

hang on. fucking hell i dont know why- i totally forgot that... this would be wrapping EVERYTHING UP, do you know what i mean? i assumed itd be closing up just the immediate things for some reason- but oh christ, we're going back to the early s4 stuff. thats kinda funny bc i did not care for that LOL. but i'm game nonetheles.... will jool be back? smile.

"is he propositioning me?" CHIANA AOIDJAOSIFASFIAFJ

"however 😏it vibrates" MATE PLEASE

also sorry i didnt say anything but why is greyza so pregnant. girl i dont want you here osrry. although shes funny shes fucking mister eastenders . bald ass head.

HONEY YOURE POINTING A GUN AT TH E BABY! [cut to rygel] IS SO FUNNY

CAN THEY JSUT GET MARRIED

also so sad i said i love sikozu and her new look and i want to know more about what my girlie is up to but is she gonna do fuck all here LOL.... OH WELL.

i love it . peacekeeper infighting . you guys. <3 rip each other apart<3

ALSO GOD OWULD SCORPY AND CRICHTON QUIT IT. GIRLS GROW UP.

ALSO WAIT- so chiana's power is just... full-on, now? no price to pay for using it? BOOOO.

d'argo and aeryn bonding... SHUT UP I NEED MORE OF THAT. WHERES THE BROSHIP BETWEEN THEM, HUH. WE NEVER GET THAT EITHER.

hii 1812 omg hiiii- DONT TELL HIM TO SHUT UP JOHN I'LL KILL YOU SORRY I DONT MEAN THAT

omg hiii jool wow wee i didnt- ALRIGHT UHM. HI JOOL. GIRL HE'S ENGAGED

im sorry but the jokes theyre pulling with rygel actually are making me laugh. "theyre having MY baby." THE WAY HE SAYS IT LIKE THAT IS MAKING ME LOSE IT.

ALTHOUGH i will also say. as much as i have enjoyed this so far i dont really care that much, again, for the actual plot-plot... like all this with pikal, and with the temple stuff from the beginning of s4- i thought those eps were weak, and whilst i am open to more involvement with them, their approach here is as equally uninspiring. like, so what...? reuniting them will be able to bring peace? even if more complication arises, i feel like thats such a boring concept LOL. like- do you know what i mean? but fine thyeyre making it up with everything else

"crichton is your inferior." SIKOZU, GIRL FJSPOGKSPGKSDGPKDS PLEASE...

SORRY BUT

ALSO I HAVE SAID ALL IVE SAID ABOUT SIKOZU YEAH BUT LIKE. SIKOZU/SCORPIUS IS SO FUNNY. again i like sikozu as a character, and i think her insights arent unimportant- BUT HELL, HER AND SCORPY ARE SO FUNNY. LIKE COME ON. PLEASE. BFFR. I LIKED THIER DYNAMIC, IS THE THING - at least in s4 i did.... but a romance between them, or any sexual relationship just doesnt work. please.

okay the eidelons (googled their name) are going to get fucking decimated now arent they

i mean like i said i dont.... I DONT THINK ITS EVEN A GOOD CONCEPT TO ENTERTAIN. SHUT IT DOWN <3 ^_^

is jool about to die

imagine if jool just dieshere it'll be a little funny after everything she comes back and just-

jool?

hi sorry... UHM. EHRM. AWWWKWAARDDDDD

JOOL GIRL ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE LOL

dont SHOOT MOYA'S ASS COME ON NOW BE POLITE

"but im prEeGGNANT"

jesus fuCKING CHRIST HE JUST RIPPED OUT HIS HEAD RODS EEK OH EEKE SCORPY ARE YOU WELL

see okay i already didnt care about the eidelons being, like, the solution to the war - it doesnt make sense - but also like... i dont like the implication that humans were sebacean's ancestors, which im pretty sure thats where thats going. sorry. its annoying. what i loved so much about farscape is HOW much humans are like... rempved from everythin, theyre so nothing... theyre not some big, significant race in the universe. theyre not, like, the moral fucking centre like in star trek. i know one of my LEAST faourite doctor who fan theories is th at the time lords come from humans- like come on, man? i dont care about explaining why they look alike! its NOTHINGGGG to me.

i also hate how "small" it makes the universe. i hate coincedences and i hate people bumping into each other. ts so fucking limiting, man. SORRY. circhtons isolation is so hard hitting bc hes so far gone from everything and anything hes ever known and should never be able to return to where he was from. just leaae it

bUHM

UHM, IS DARGO AND CHIANA OKAY

UHM HELLO HEY GUYS

HEY GUYS ARE THEY FUCKING OKAY

LIKE JOKES ASIDE WE DID NOT EVEN SEE THEM SO EHRM . LIKE I MEAN WE DIDNT- DID WE? I MEAN- NO WAY THEYRE FINE.. HUH

"You will die, when I order it." "okay :<" HELP

OKAY DARGO BABY IS OKAY OHGOD- OH OH MY GOD THEYRE ALIVE I KNEW THEY HAD TO BE FUCK OFF.. FUCKING CHRIST

I LOVE THE WAY THEY FUCKING KEEP PUTTING DARGO INTO SPACE. THE BILLIONTH FUCKING TIME. ITS SO FUNNY SORRY. LET GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!

the scarran emperor should just get this man. theres no way

im sorry I DONT CARE FOR THESE GUYS ITS SUCH A WEAK ASS CONCEPT. certainly i love the idea of negotiation and peace- but just some fuck random negotiator, please, i dont care. im fine with peace negotiations as resolutions - god, yes - but when its between parties that are actually engaged and dont have some ambiguous powers ... like cmon you cant fucking just magically fix INTERGALACTIC POLITICS. LIKE THIS. like come on be for real. "the secret of peace" - please....

OH THANK GOD CHIANA AND DARGO ARE- HELP THATS SO FUCKINH GUNNY... THATS- THATS JOTHEE?????? YOURE LYING. THATS SO FUNNY.

ALSO THERE-

YEP

I MEAN IT WAS OBVIOUS THE EIDELON(?) owuld jsut die but againe ven FUCKING.... entertaining it i cant STRESS how much i didnt care like come on be REAL . BE FOR REALL. -_-

guys what the fuck did you do to stark GUYS COME ON . LEAVE HIM ALONE.

ARE Q E STOPPING THERE

OKAY

END OF PART 1

I DD NEJOY THAT I MEN I DID HONESTLY HELP

#Egg.txt #FARSCAPE LIVEBLOG

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cleocatrablossy · 1 year

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Personal take on Mapleshade, Frecklewish, Ravenwing, Oakstar, Reedshine, and Appledusk.

Please note I haven’t read MV in a bit, so my memory may be a bit foggy.

Also, almost all the MV characters who are alive in it suck so here are the 5 exceptions: Larchkit, Patchkit, Petalkit, Myler, and Perchpaw(? I don’t remember, just the one who killed Mapleshade)

So out of the whole lot, Reedshine is the only one who didn’t do anything super wrong(on page, maybe she’s evil or something but didn’t do anything to seemingly be so in MV), obviously she was a bit mean because it’s MV but out of them all it’s a pebble compared to Mt. Everest. Pretty sure she was abrasive when Mapleshade got dragged to the RC camp, but also she literally just found out her husband was cheating on her and so tried to cling to him tighter. Iirc she’s noted looking sympathetic about the kits but she’s royally pissed at Mapleshade.

Now to Ravenwing and Oakstar, putting them together here because similar ass hole levels and Ravenwing directly leads to Oakstar. Ravenwing got some kids kicked out because of their mom’s actions(having them), and it should be noted that the 3 reeds he found didn’t certainly apply to the kits. He just made an inference, it very well may have been a sign they would have HELPED the clan. Also, jsut a few moons before a warrior and apprentice had drowned so the kits swimming well very much could be seen as a thing of ‘let’s not let them drown’ and they could have been practicing a while so that also doesn’t make much sense. And him telling Oakstar leads to the banishment of Mapleshade AND her kits. Like, okay. Banish Mapleshade if you want BUT NOT THE CHILDREN FOR SOMETHING THEY DIDN’T HAVE CONTROL OVER. COME ON DUDE. But also their dad killed his son so you can see why he did it, you can also see that Ravenwing thought he was just doing his duty. So they’re both assholes but you can see the reasoning so they’re realistic assholes.

Appledusk time, saving my favorite two for last. He’s cheating on both Mapleshade and Reedshine, literally tells Mapleshade to fuck off while she’s processing nearly dying and her kids death and finding out he’s cheating while she hasn’t been anything more than a bit of a bitch yet. Also he sorta cold shoulders her when she shows him her kits like three days before. So certified asshole. Maybe death was a little extreme a punishment, but it was the only one that guy was gonna get.

Frecklewish time!! Hoo boy, so she’s seemingly really nice for the majority of the novella. Had the kits lived and been in ThunderClan though, she would have fucked them up for life with her expectations being in the stratosphere. But also we can see why she has them, because they’re the only thing she has left of her brother in her mind, besides memories. Then she de-humanizes(? De-catifizes? I dunno, but the cat equivalent of de-humanizing) the kits to their faces upon finding out their dad is the cat she thinks killed her brother and she attacks either them and/or Mapleshade. I think it was Mapleshade though. So this bit, while we can see why she does it, is a certified asshole move. Then she sees Mapleshade and the kits going to the river in the middle of the rain and a flash flood with RiverClan warriors on the other side. So she knows they started crossing right? She doesn’t know they got swept away. So either she turned away before the flash flood or saw it hit them and thought the RiverClan warriors could save them. Not like she could, it’s noted in MV that ThunderClan cats don’t swim and with her bro thing having drowned in that river just some months prior she’s probably still dealing with that and terrified by the river ESPECIALLY IN A FLASH FLOOD. This part? Not an ass hole move. Now when she confronts Mapleshade- she’s aggressive speech-wise, genuinely sympathises with Mapleshade when she finds out the kits died, and then is provoked before being bit by a snake. Which apparently she could have lived through if there was a medicine cat which would have made dying hell on earth, but super unsure of that so take it with a huge lump of salt. So that part wasn’t really an asshole part. So she over all seems like a genuinely good cat who suddenly becomes a honey badger when anything happens that could dare disgrace the names of those she grieves/it feels like she was used by someone.

And now Mapleshade, the queen of all assholes. Love her or hate her, she’s great at fulfilling her role as dickhead supreme. She literally kills 3 cats and tries to kill another because of a freak accident then goes on to make the lives of her ex’s descendants hell via supernatural meddling. Like, she has a reason behind her actions. Her kits die- cats ‘responsible’ must die. Obviously not good reasons, they are far from justifying her murder streak, but it makes her way more fun to read and makes her more sympathetic. This is important, you’re supposed to sympathize with her at first- then close the book and after a bit go ‘holy shit’ and realize just how horrid she is and figure out that she’s an unreliable narrator and you just got stuck in her head so you read it again analyzing it more so you can figure out what actually happens but the whole time you also know why she’s doing everything because you were just in her headspace on the previous read! It also makes her character feel more impactful when she shows up again because you are held up at gun point and forced to relate to her in her book. She’s fucking evil and all, but she’s great! She’s horrible as a person but great as a character, because she’s supposed to be an irredeemable villain who can wrap cats around her paws- and she really seems like it because of that sympathy she gets upon a first read of MV. She’s a girl boss but EVIL. That’s the point.

So my ranking(least asshole to most) of these cats:

Reedshine, Ravenwing, Oakstar, Frecklewish, Appledusk, Mapleshade

#mapleshade #frecklewish #appledusk #ravenwing #oakstar #reedshine #mapleshades vengeance #warrior cats #warriors

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