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dendro-bunny · 1 year

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Sweet Mornings

Bokuto x fem!reader

Genre: fluff, drabbles, timeskip! Bokuto

Synopsis: early in morning, as the sun rises, so do you and your lovely boyfriend Bokuto. Sharing little things that start your day off with a great start.

Warnings: fluff, language 😐

(A/n): while i am writing this I'm currently pissed off. I'm getting my hair done and i hate being touched. So yeah. Enjoy. (I HATE BRAID SO MUCH SOMEONE KILL ME) {I couldn't finish it when getting my hair done and thus it sat unfinished for months...}

A slight breeze bustles past you ivory curtains. The rising sun gives a slight light that just barely hits your bed below the window. You shiver and pull the covers over you more, however they seemed a bit heavier than normal. So you pry your eyes open to see your husband holding most of the blankets in his arms. With a grumble you pull harder, not even thinking about the fact that he's actually there for the first time in a few months.

Not considering the fact he was away at a unofficial tournament. All you wanted was the warth of the thick white covers illuminated by the light of the misty morning to be a soft golden color. So you pull harder, little by little you get a bit more covers. Then you feel a big cold hand on your bare back that make your jump.

"Gah! Your hands are freezing!!" You try to pry his hands off of you.

"It's... what you get... Babe." You owl headed lover mumbles half awake.

You open your eyes and pout. After finally getting his hands off you, you throw your half (really a quarter) of the covers over his face and get up to start your day. As you kick your legs to be sitting on the edge of the bed, hands grab your waist and yank you to be chest to back with Bokuto.

"Where were you going? Not even gonna give me a good morning kiss, or a 'Oh babe i missed you so much welcome back!!' kiss?" He pouts throwing the covers over the both of you and kissing your head.

"Why would i? My lovely boyfriend stole my warm blankets and didn't even cuddle me when he got back." You tease

"'m sorry baby. Just was tired, i got home later than expected. Ma flight was delayed... Twice." You hear the frustration in his voice. His hands wrap further around your body as he begins to kiss your shoulder that's available to him.

"Ya could have texted me." You turn over to face him. You see that despite being incredibly exhausted he still gives you the same love sick smile.

"Wanted to surprise you." He shrugs and kiss you softly. His kisses we always gentle and fluid. Wisking you away like a store to a relaxing island where on you two exist. No matter where you were. It always felt like it was just the two of you alone.

"At least you won your matches. You lookes super cool bubs." You take his head in your hands and kiss all over his face. He gleams with pride as you praise him.

"Thank you my dear. We actually have a celebration dinner tonight if you wanna go!" The hands that holds you close to him are gentle as the rub your bare skin on your back.

"We have to get up first." You laugh as he hangs his head low realizing that he has to leave the warmth of his lover and bed.

"Hhhm 5 no! 10 more minutes! I wanna hold you a bit longer" you laugh more as Bokuto nuzzles into you pulling you impossibly closer.

"Fine 10 more minutes but you have to get up Kou." You stroke his hair leaving soft kisses on his forehead.

"Mhm yeah I promise." He doses off and enjoys the feeling of you being next to him.

Like he said ten minutes later he sighs and gets up as you do, and you both officially start your day. The tooth brush next to yours finally being used as you brush your teeth together. He goes to shower and you go to the kitchen preparing breakfast. 20 minutes later you're done and he's still in the shower.

Knocking on the door you announce yourself. "Kou? Mind if i join you?" You swear you've never seen Bokuto move that fast in his life. He ripps the curtains back smiling widely.

"Uh- DUH! it was just starting to get a lil lonely." Making grabby hands at you while you undress he carefully helps you in the shower.

All you do is hold each other sharing fee chaste kisses here and there. While sofly and gently washing each other's hair. (NOTHING NAUGHTY YOU PERVS T-T)

After washing up and drying off you quickly head downstairs, pulling your breakfast out of the air fryer where your food stays warm, the two of you talk about all that happened in the last month Koutarou has been away.

From your bitchy coworkers to the amazing athletes he met during the tournament. Also the injuries you scold him for.

In this moment everything has been restored. Back to the ways they were, back before you felt alone in a house ment for one person. However you made it a place where both of you belong. You made it your home. Your sanctuary where of the world goes wrong in those four walls you are safe in each other's arms.

That's how things belong.

#bunnix writes #bunnix #fluff #bokuto #haikyuu bokuto #bokuto koutarou #bokuto x fem!reader #bokuto x you #bokuto comfort

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shugojima · 3 years

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DAISHOU X SAKUSA X OSAMU X YN🍋

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟𝗬!

NOT EVERYONES CUP OF TEA!!

𝖳𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀: 𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖮𝖲 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗌 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗌/𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗆𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖻𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗌. 𝖱𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗋𝗂𝗌𝗄.

𝖡𝗅𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗄/𝖼𝗎𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀✔︎

𝖢𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗈𝗅𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀✔︎

𝖣𝗈𝖼𝗍𝗈𝗋 𝗋𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒✔︎

S𝖺𝖽𝗂𝗌𝗆✔︎

𝖧𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝖽𝖾𝗀𝗋𝖺𝖽𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇✔︎

𝖧𝗎𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗂𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇✔︎

𝖴𝗇𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗍𝖾𝖼𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗌𝖾𝗑✔︎

𝖣𝗈𝗎𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗉𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇✔︎

𝖳𝗈𝗑𝗂𝖼 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉✔︎

(yall better thank me for I left out on the puking part)

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙.

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"Get dressed. We're going to the doctor. I'm sick of this shit." Daishou said as he pushed your mouth off his cock.

"I'm sorry, baby! I try again, please!"

You begged him but he doesn't give a damn anymore.

He was sick of you. Sick of you not pleasing him the way he wanted you to. You kept gagging over his cock, kept fucking using our teeth, kept disobeying his orders, kept riding him like a mokey on crack and if that all wasn't enough already, your pussy was just not tight enough for him.

"We're done trying."

Timeskip

So here you are. At your gynecologist sitting in the waiting room.

"Do we really have to be here?" you asked as he just shot you a threatening look.

"Tf you think I'll keep tolerating this shit? Are you serious??!" He was mad. Really fucking mad. It was your fault after all.

"L/n, room 3 please."

The both of you stood up walking towards the room and sat down waiting for Dr. Sakusa to come.

You liked him, he was always nice and he made sure you felt comfortable and everything was clean while he examimated.

Although he had something scary about him.

The door opened as he walked in with another pretty good looking, grey haired man.

His gloves on and his mouth covered as always he walked up greeting you, shaking hands.

"Mr. L/n. Mr. L/n. Would it be ok if Mr. Miya would be here as well? He's still learning and needs some interaction with patients." he politely asked when you nodded and Suguru just went "I don't care."

"What brought you here?"

Dr. Sakusa asked as he looked at the monitor infront of him, typing something.

Suguru inhaled deeply before he spoke

"My wife has a problem with pleasing her man. I told her again and again how I want her to do it and she just can't manage. At least, please tell her how to control her gagging cause I don't fucking need puke all over my dick."

"THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EMBERASSING ME!" I said as I wanted to run out of the room but my doctor hold me by my wrist as he looked up at me.

"Sit down. We'll fix that problem." he said as he stood up walking over to his assisent whispering something in his ear before facing my husband.

"You want us to teach your wife, Sir?"

Suguru narrowed his brows in confusion but nodded. "Whatever it takes to correct this shit."

"So be it."

Soon I found myself tied down on the gynecologist chair, a thick rope around my belly and legs, keeping me from moving.

Suguru just sat there watching the scene as Mr. Miya spoke up.

"I'll start training her gagging reflex now. The doctor will keep an eye on her throat and breathing so he can see where's the problem."

My husband just nodded as the grey haired men pulled down his white jeans showing off his half hard cock.

"First make him hard. Then do it the way you always do. I wanna judge by myself." he said hovering on top of me as he put his tip at my lips.

I licked around it before I started sucking him off.

I gave it my all just to show Suguru that he's wrong and also to somehow show them that I fucking can.

Mr. Miya tho... was absolutely not impressed. He started laughing at me "Pathetic. I wouldn't want a bitch that sucks it as bad as she does either."

I stopped a second before my eyes started to fill with tears as the doctor stood on the side, close to my face watching my work.

I tried harder.. I sucked harder.... hell I tried everything. But it wasn't enough.

"Now lemme see what you do when it hits the back of your throat." he said as he thrusted deep inside leaving me choking and gagging instantly on his thick cock. He was even bigger than Suguru.

"Way to go...." he said as he pulled out when you looked at your husband tears running down your face, he just sat there fucking his fist.

"I really have to watch you getting fucked by some other guys to get off on you. That's how much of a useless whore you are." he said spitting straight in your face as you shut your eyes closed.

"Fucking. Useless... nghhh.... piece of meat." he murmured under his breath and when you opened your eyes you saw Dr. Sakusa loosen the ropes on your legs and belly.

"Can we... please stop here?" you begged as you tried to stand up but eventually got pulled by strong hands.

Sakusa grabbed you by your hips, turned you around on the chair and lifted your ass up.

"Mr. L/n... Is there something else I need to work on with her?" he asked as he pulled up the fabric of my skirt.

"Bitch has a hole wide as the fucking ocean. Don't think you can fix that right away." he chuckled still stroking his hard cock.

"You have no idea what we're capable of, Mister." he said as he shot Miya a look and he went to a drawer next to his table.

When I heard the sound of metal rattling and Sakusa putting on new gloves I panicked.

"WHAT DO YOU DO WITH ME??!"

"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. I HAVE OTHER PATIENTS HERE." The black haired ordered me as he turned me on my back again and re tied me down.

"Eww... Disgusting fuckhole you got there." he said as he sat himself on his chair.

"Scalpel please."

WHAT IN THE FUCK?!!!!

"NOOOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T!! FUCKIN HELL SOMEO-" I got cut off screaming for help as the grey haired fucked himself into my mouth again.

"Damn... you some noisy ass bitch."

thrusting deeper I felt Sakusas gloved fingers holding my lips and the cold metal on my entrance.

When he cut.... My muffled screams filled the room as my throat tried to push out Miyas cock.

I felt my blood running down between my ass checks as two of his gloved fingers entered me and I screamed in pain and pleasure.

I felt like I'm about to pass away.

My vision got a little blurry as Sakusa leaned ontop of me, his glove and his arm dripping my red juice as he smeared it all over my face and Miyas cock looking at me in disgust.

"Nasty whore." He said as he sat down again and started stitching me together.

I already lost so much blood I felt absolutely numb. Just a little pressure as he slid the needle into my skin.

"Done." He said as he stood up positioning himself at my bloddy hole.

"Let's see if I did it right." he said pushing with thick cock inside as I choked on his assitents cock.

"Nghhhh fucking hell this is.. good."

Breathing heavily he continued "I might have to.. nghhh... give it some more

stitches. It's so tight I'm afraid it will ripp open again around a fat cock."

Pulling out he walked over to Suguru, who was getting off on all this shit as Miya finally gave me some air to breathe.

"You sick bastards..." I whispered since I didn't have the strength to speak any louder.

Suguru walked up to me as I heard the doctor say "I hope you're satisfied with my work, Sir." Making gestures to tell him he should give it a try taking off the bloody gloves.

"Fuck. That's what I was talking about... nghhhh bitch is finally gripping around it real good." He kept fucking you, the blood smearing around everywhere by now as you felt those gloved bloody fingers opening your mouth again.

"Seems like we fixed your granny hole but what about that terrible throatfuck you give? I'll probably have to..." he rammed inside. "Destroy your throat so hard that you don't have the strenght to start gagging and all this shit." He grabbed my head and fucked it onto his monstrous cock. Again and again... and again... until I felt his hot cum spilling down the walls of my throat when I eventually saw black.

All I could hear before totally breaking down was

"I'll dump that whore anyways."

#haikyuu #miya osamu #sakusa kiyoomi #daishou suguru #haikyuu!!#haikyuu smut #haikyuu x reader

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danksimstho · 3 years

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Ripp Grunt reluctantly left for work, not wanting to lose his biggest opportunity for independence. However, he was rushing so much he forgot to say goodbye to Johnny. As Tank realized he missed work today, Johnny watched TV in the armchair in the living room.

“Now hold on young man, what are you doing around here with all that green skin and punk-ass clothes, are you spying for your pop?”

“No sir, I came here to see your sons.”

“Really. I doubt Tank would want to see you. You’re here for Ripp, and he just left. You better leave too.”

“I would be happy to.”

Meanwhile in the dining room Buck and Tank were eating lunch.

“So… I heard you and Ripp got in a fight.”

“Yeah, we did.”

“I’m sorry, It’s my fault. I shouldn’t have painted my face…”

“… I think it looks nice.”

Buck looked up in surprise. “Really?”

“Yeah, you did a good job.”

“Thank you!” he said with a smile.

“Don’t… Don’t give up on your art just cause of what me or The General says. I know what its like to give up on your passions for him. I don’t want you to go through that, and I don’t think you have to.”

“What do you mean?”

“You’re the youngest, so he goes easier on you. You’re lucky, don’t waste that.”

“Okay.”

“Oh, Hey General”

“Don’t hey me soldier, hay is for horses.”

“You’re right, I’m sorry… Anyway, I wanted to tell you, I enlisted in the military!”

“Now that’s some good news! Finally one of my boys is doing me proud today.” Said Buzz, patting his eldest son on the shoulder.

“Will you do some training with me in the yard to get ready for it?”

“Sure, son.”

“I’d better wash this off my face now… I caused enough trouble today.”

“Oh Buck you look so much better! There’s my gorgeous boy!”

“Thanks dad. I don’t need makeup to look pretty.”

“Of course not, you look so much better without it.”

Buck frowned. “Ye-yeah.”

“Now if only we could do something about your mother’s freckles. I’m just teasing you! Lighten up!”

“Right…”

He ruffled his son’s hair before going out in the yard to train Tank.

After Ripp came home Tank made everyone mac n cheese for supper, set the table and then sat on his own at the other table to do some introspection. However, no one asked him what was wrong.

“Hey Ripp?”

“Yes Buck?”

“Have you kissed a girl yet?”

Ripp coughed loudly “No, No I haven’t, hahaha… Why do you ask?”

“Well, I think… People always talk about kissing and how nice it is but I just don’t see the appeal of it.”

“Well that’s good, you’re still young. Also, this isn’t really the right place to talk about this.”

“No Ripp let him talk.” Buzz interjected. “It’s good for him to know he’s gonna kiss girls when he gets older.”

Ripp looked at him strangely.

“Why? Why should it matter? He has all the time in the world to figure this out.”

“This mac’n cheese is good, Tank!” Buck hollered to Tank, trying to change the subject. “Manners, Buck, Don’t talk while chewing your food and don’t shout.”

“You should take your own advice on shouting” Ripp mumbled under his breath.

“What was that?” asked Buzz.

Ripp stood up from the table. “I have to go make a call.”

“Alright.”

Meanwhile Johnny snuck over and knocked down their trashcan, hoping that Buzz or Tank would be the ones to pick it up. Snickering he tip toed off the lot.

He rang up Ophelia but it went to voicemail. He tried again and she picked up. “Hello?”

“Hey Phe! What’s up?”

“Olive is in a bad mood. I couldn’t get the phone because I was at dinner.”

“Oh, I’m sorry. I had a bad day today too… I wanna talk about it in person, thought.”

“Well I didn’t say my day was bad, but. Well anyway, I don’t think you can come over.”

“That’s cool, we can just sneak out and go to the playground.”

“The one we used to play at as kids?”

“Is there another one?”

“You’re right, that was a dumb question. Well, There’s Olive’s garden but that’s not a place I’d like to play at.”

“Ew, no haha. Pick me up?”

“sure, I’ll pick you up at 1am.”

#strangetown #ripp grunt #sims 2 story #buck grunt #tank grunt #general buzz grunt #tw child abuse #ophelia nigmos #johnny smith #ts2 #the sims 2 #sims 2

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blueboltkatana · 3 years

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

GUrll ur so sexy... Like you're Hot. I don't care if you were bullied in school, you're sexy, they lied.

Also bitch I KNEW i related to you too much our ascendants are both in leo we're so hot.

Ok ok no now I'll stop complimenting and start with the roasting here we go:

So the sun is your sense of "self" it represents you on the more base level i guess you could say, like what most people think you're like is represented by your sun. With Sagittarius being your sun it means you're very energetic Especially for those things you are passionate about, you might have gone through a LOT of hobbies, only a few of them stuck around but you like to try things. You're curious about the way people's minds works, you wanna figure them out. If the conversations you have don't involve some form of psychoanalysis or philosophy you might loose interest. You are a Talker, maybe you talk very fast or you are often told to lower your voice but you don't do it on purpose you're just very very animated. You are kina volatile, in the sense that you value freedom in everything, love, work, hobbies. You have a huge rebellious streak and you kinda like testing your luck. Think adrenaline junkie. It's cliché but with this much Sagittarius in your chart you prob love traveling, like i said you will chase freedom because you associate it with happiness. If you find people that make you feel free then you feel happy. Rules don't go well with you. You don't really like being involved with fights per se but you LOVE debating, if you can beat a motherfucker with nothing but facts and logic you will and you will enjoy it.

Your way of flirting or making friends is "lowkey bullying" or my favourite "verbally throwing hands". If they shoot back you get heart eyes (my mars in sag agrees). You can be tactless as fuck tho. Like you will say some outrageous shit that MIGHT be funny if the timing is right or MIGHT make everyone in a 5 mile radius mad.

I NEED to talk about your moon in sag bc Babe, babe the moon tells us about our emotions and how we deal with them, how we express them and how they shape us. But BABE. Sagittarius moons are so bad at comforting people it's embarrassing, trying to make them think of smth else or do smth else to distract from the situation is NOT a good way to deal with your emotions... Avoiding your emotions like the plague is not gonna invent a vaccine... Saying "everything is fine :)" DOESN'T MAKE ANYTHING FINE PLEASE GO TO THERAPY. ok to give you some credit, you don't let shit bring you down, no matter what you always get up and that is a *strength* that i admire, but love you're burning the candle at both ends, especially if you get yourself in More problems by trying to distract yourself from One problem.

Also you've had a horsegirl phase or a dog obsession phase or both huh. AND your love language is sarcasm but the type that you will make someone laugh when you're insulting them. You're also hilarious irl you're prob the "funny friend" but with that scorpio mars and venus baby inside ur sad and dark as fuck ripp.

I also wanted to talk about your mercury in sag... Babe... Do you know what a brain to mouth filter IS?! do you recognize that word?!?! Cuz you have never used yours i think. Like you are hilarious but that's because you have dolphins in the head cavity baby. Not trying to say you're stupid, you're actually very smart and opinionated, probably have been told that you'd be a great lawyer or smth. But miss gurl please think before you speak for the love of god ur gonna make someone cry. Also ur mouth is foul. Have you ever spoken a sentence without a "fuck" or a "cunt" somewhere in there?! God bless.

Now for your scorpio Venus I'm just gonna say, more confirmation that ur Sexy as Fuck, scorpio venuses are just sexy, amazing partners, VERY passionate, whoever dates you will never forget you, for better or for worse you'll forever be on the back of their mind. You had a harsh emo phase huh, maybe loved some obscure shit like witchcraft or just love dressing all black like someone's mother died, i bet you wear silver jewelry a lot, maybe necklaces or rings or chockers. If this isn't how you dress now it was prob a major phase in your life. Or maybe you just love horror movies idk

Being as passionate as you are you don't take well to being mistreated or lied to, you might like to plot revenge and things like those, you wouldn't do anything... You actually prefer letting things go but you WILL make an elaborate scenario in your head at 3am or even as you stare right in the persons face.

With mars in scorpio you might be kinda passive aggressive, maybe you act like things don't really bother you but you throw a comment or two once in a while just to stir the pot bc you can't move on lmfao.

You are attracted to people that are introverts or generally just mysterious, like i said above the nature of the Sagittarius is to Learn and to Study. People that you can't immediately figure out intrigue you. All your crushes are either on geminis or water signs lmfao.

The best careers for you are the ones that allow you some freedom of either movement or expression and something that can keep your mind from flying away, something that keeps you intrigued, like research or writing. You're a very "all or nothing" person and it can sometimes scare people away, i advise you to work on compromising, being less stubborn and more open with your emotions and desires.

(part one bc I'm taking too long and I don't wanna keep you waiting so much) I'll reblog this with part 2

Alright here we go part 2 of Roasting hella until she finds out I'm hiding in her walls.

I will skip over some planets that are Very slow moving and usually don't talk about you as an individual but refer to your generation as a whole.

I wanna focus on lilith for a sec bc worstie lilith talks about our fears, our more "darker" side that we hide from ourselves as well as the people that we love. Lilith in aries in the eleventh house tells me you might be afraid to take charge, you gravitate towards positions of leadership but you let go on the last second, almost afraid to have too much control, very often self sabotaging your own success. Your anger and you own ambition might scare you, you might be afraid of appearing too aggressive bc under your skin you have a deep rooted anger and rebellion that you wish to relieve but you can't find a good enough outlet, some things soothe it but you always feel like it never leaves. It might be related to some form of resentment that you never truly dealt with and now it sits uncomfortably with you and you just can't get over it and it bothers you. You might have been shy in groups as a child, maybe you talked a lot but it was always from a fear of the silence not always because you had something to say. The eleventh house is that of groups and friends and social awareness, technology and your hopes and wishes for the future, having lilith in this house talks about someone who had a hard time feeling comfortable around people OR someone who wasn't very accepted. You might have desperately wished for friends but have found it hard to find any. Or if you did, you deep down felt very alone. I would advise to learn to accept your anger and deal with it in healthy ways instead of brushing it off and repressing it.

The north node talks about what you need to focus more in your life for example in your case with Gemini in your North node you need to focus more on your communication letting go of anxiety and your relation with other people you need to become more interested in intellectual pursuit and growth. You need to let go off the need to always be right and look more at details instead of focusing on on the bigger picture all of the time. When your North node is is in Gemini then your South node is in Sagittarius which tells me that what you should focus less on is your pursuit of freedom and your rebellion. Be more aware of your words and use them with maturity.

Now let's have some fun with the ascendent in leo which we share and now i see why ur so relatable. The first house or the ascendant is that very superficial layer of our personality, it includes the way we carry ourselves, our style, the little habits or quirks we have. One thing about leo ascendants is that we have an obsession with our hair. Hair is important to us, some have huge hair that might remind you of a lions mane, others just have very unique style or color but we ALL are lowkey or highkey obsessed with it, either constantly touching it, pulling it, chewing on it, cutting it or dying it in unique ways you name it. You might have a rather large nose or cat like eyes.

This ascendent is full of life and light, very funny, light hearted and luxurious, you want to live that good life and i don't blame you. A negative aspect is that we come of as intimidating to others. ALL of my friends AND my ex have at some point told me I was intimidating to them. It makes us prone to overcompensating for it later in life so maybe now you're super outgoing and extroverted and you approach people first and try to be super friendly. Also you're an attention whore (affectionate) with a flare for the dramatics, very flamboyant, you basically fill the room with personality, it attracts attention and you love it. You're what people would call a "sunny" person.

You're hella competitive (get it lol) and you LOVE fighting your way to the top and crushing the competition. You're probably a weirdo that low key likes school. Not the way it's run or the teachers or whatever, but the "idea" of school. If you could just learn all your life you absolutely would.

Second house in virgo. The 2nd house is the house of money, work, income, daily routines, values, material possessions, habits, work ethic ect being in virgo it means you can have an extremely good work ethic, you put a lot of thought in planning and mapping your work, you might get overly critical on your work though and often undermine your own success and efforts because they didn't fit your impossible standards. You can be very organized in your work, you want things to be a certain way and if they don't follow your plan you will Make them. Its a good position for virgo but yoh need to be aware of not overworking by trying to do Everything on your own. Let others help you, and let people in your work do their own things don't try to help if not asked to because you will overwork yourself.

The third house is that of the mind, thinking, communication, siblings, interests and early education, in your case it is in Libra which means that you're early education might not have been very stable or it was a period of time that you look back with a lot of fondness but not much substance. You are a good talker but you get lost when it comes to details, you are indecisive when it comes to settling on an opinion on something if you don't have All the facts first, you always want to be right. You are pretty open minded and easy to talk to but you might have the bad habit of rambling off topic. You change interests constantly and you prob like to talk about others, you wanna know the tea if it kills you. You prob had a crush on a childhood best friend or on a hot neighbor. Your relationship with your siblings might be pretty good, friendly, no particular resentment or anything like that, you might be the one that everyone treats a little better, people let you get away with things more often, you might be the one that takes 2 hours in the bathroom lol.

Oof fourth house in scorpio babe how are the mommy issues? 😬 How is your relationship with your femininity? Having trouble with keeping secrets? So the fourth house is the one responsible for your home roots, your family, self-care, emotions, your mother, women and your femininity and having Scorpio here tells me that you might have very strong ties to your family, but they weren't healthy or emotionally supportive. You have grown with people that might have undermined your emotions, people that didn't teach you to set healthy boundaries and maybe even manipulators and gaslighters. You might have been the type to put your foot down a lot a home, assuming a very dominant role as well as the defender. You're very private about your family life and don't want to let people too close.

Ah i just noticed u have like 3 planets in this house including ur Sun and Moon, babe this house is what you need to focus on when you go to therapy. This almost secretive, guarded approach to understanding your own emotions is very prominent in how you see yourself, how you feel and with Pluto there, how you change. I could say the biggest changes in your life have happened in these areas and they have left the biggest impacts on you. Yes you are passionate and protective but don't let bad feelings marinate forever, address them and then move on from them because they're just weighting you down.

Fifth house in sag, also the house of your mercury. This house represents Love, romance, creativity, self expression, joy and childlike spirit. It tells me the way you express your creativity is through words which makes sense since you're a great writer, but not only, the way you express Love is also through your words, expression and free thoughts are your way you tell your loved ones how much you mean to them, think poetry, long rants, music recommendations bc of specific song lyrics, you have been writing form childhood and it's one of the ways you express your view on beauty as well, to you love is freedom and freedom is expression.

Capricorn in the sixth house paired with both uranus and neptune being in it tells me there is something about your knees, joints, bones or teeth in particular that stands out when it comes to your health, maybe you tend to break your teeth, maybe you like chewing on crunchy foods, maybe your joints crack a lot, idk but I'd drink my milk if i was you, take care of your joints and bones. Also for you, being emotionally unwell often translates to being Physically unwell as well, so be mindful of your emotions because they do affect you physically. You need to keep hydrated also and your health plan needs structure for it to work bc that neptune makes everything very chaotic and uranus constantly makes you bored and wanting to spice things up. Take care of your emotional needs just as much as you would with your physical ones. And for the love of jesus be CAREFUL with alcohol or smoking because that neptune in ur health house could mean serious trouble if you let it become an addiction, don't push it.

Aquarius in the seventh house of relationships, marriage, contracts, business partners ect means you are untraditionally traditional. That makes sense in my head let me explain. Aquarius is a sign that seeks individualism desperately, it likes to feel like a special person, impossible to understand. Yet always feels comfortable in the structure of traditional and safe paths. So for example you might marry someone in a way that is not traditional but at the end of the day you wish for your marriage to have a stability you would feel safe falling into. Also it says ur gay. Air signs in the relationship house says ur gay i Make the rules.

Pisces is in the eighth house of sex, intimacy, shared finances, inheritance, taxes, loans, property, mystery, partner's resources. This tells me you fuck with feeling lmfao. Or you simply make your love life something "special", a connection that only you and ur person can share, it's what makes you an amazing lover and an unforgettable one as well. But as amazing as you are at creating a otherworldly atmosphere, ur just as shit at setting boundaries and saying something when you don't like something. You don't like to see things that you love ending and a failed relationship makes you blame yourself too much, you have the tendency to stay in situations where you are being mistreated but you tell yourself It's on you.

A recurring theme I'm seeing is some weakness when it comes to liars or manipulators in your life. So either you irrationally fear people are lying to you because you "lie" to them about yourself or a lot of people in your childhood might have used lying or gaslighting as a way to keep you under control. I would advise to try not to overthink and become paranoid, people love you and they believe in you and they aren't deceiving you, they don't secretly mean something different from what they have said. Listen to your intuition about people sure, but don't confuse it with anxiety.

With lilith and aries in the 9th house of travel and higher education and religion I'm gonna assume you might have religious trauma. Religion might have been a way that people used to try and control you, if not religion then some form of system or government law. Being queer i completely understand the sentiment but in your case it's take a step further because you Value the ideals of this house so much, with lilith here, it's like at som point in your life you were finally awakened to how much injustice there was in the world ant that has made you very inclined to take action, you cannot stand unjust government or non tolerating religions. You might have felt crushed under an unjust system and it took you a lot of will and conviction to find your individuality and build yourself how you wanted once you were free.

Your midheaven in taurus tells me you are one that will achieve any goals you set your mind to. It might take you time, you might procrastinate around it, but at the end of the day, you will do it and you will do it well and it will be rewarding. If your father isn't a Taurus then he was a stable figure in your life, very much a rock for better or for worse. In your career life people will see you as very competent, very down to earth and helpful but you know you just procrastinated till the last second possible and stayed up all night do finish your work... You will seek careers that you believe will guarantee you stable income and a comfortable life. You might indulge in luxury from time to time because you think in order to get the position you want at work you need to look the part. Ultimately it's your sheer stubbornness and spite that gets you all the way up to the top of the food chain.

The eleventh house of groups, friendships, humanitarianism, and social awareness is in your case in gemini. It tells me you value friendship extremely and you surround yourself with a diverse cast of friends, you couldn't mix your different friend groups if you tried and you have tried. You have the habit of being too friendly to everyone which makes you end up with more friends than you know what to do with. You are approachable but people can get the impression that you are putting up a show or a facade and your emotions arent genuine, it's not always the case but you need to be more truthful and assertive, put some boundaries and don't let people get away with shit you don't like. Your public persona is very well liked, seen as fun and bright and smart and overall a joy to be around.

Now that last placement... 12th house cancer, i have the same placement and babe I'm sorry for all the shit you have been through. You deserve the freedom to be unhappy and to express that unhappiness in healthy ways. You deserve to be given unconditional love and support no matter how many mistakes you say you have made no matter how overly pessimistic you are about yourself it doesn't matter you're amazing and i love you and you deserve the world.

With jupiter the planet of expansion in the 12th house of endings, spirituality, solitude and karma?! Gurl i did say u were a cult leader but i didn't think it was astrologically backed up rippp. But it also says you might have a hard time getting the motivation to finish things, you might take a long time to finish a project. This house placements also tells me you're amazing at writing emotional ass fantasy stories which by now we have confirmed, but if you have like, an original idea for a book don't hesitate to get it started babe bc u have a very promising placement for that. Don't get too dragged into a sad whirlpool of emotions and daydreams but bring your creative ideas to life and you'll be fine.

This is all I'm doing today and i think it's enough lol. I'm posting this I'm sorry to my followers for the long ass post I'll tag it so you can filter it. This was a whole psycho-astrological analysis of our favourite writer Hellspawn1975. I have wanted to study her like a new lizard species for a while and i finally got the chance thank you hella for the opportunity.

Final words to @hella1975 i hate you and I'll fuck ur mom tomorrow, gn babe <3

#warning long post #long post #i am sorry #after intense study of this species i diagnose her with #gay homosexual gay #thank you everyone

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This ones a little more spicy. How about Leon on his birthday which I think is the 12th of this month and wants you to give him a gift. So s/o gives him a little somethin somethin

I think I have a feeling what you mean.

Again, the heavy nsfw stuff under a cut, though this time I am not overdoing it. Just some sexy times for Birthday Leon.

“Come on, Y/n, I can’t see a thing with this blindfold.” Leon chuckled and tried to touch you with his hands to be sure you were still around. For the moment he was sitting on his bed when you said you had a special birthday gift for him. He didn’t complained when you covered his eyes with a blindfold and leaving him sitting there.

“That’s a full purposed intention, Leon.” you answered and reached out for his hand to show him that you were still there. Leon relaxed under your touch and smiled. “You know, I don’t need any presents. Having your love is more I could wish for.” he spoke, made your heart skip a beat. He was always so sweet and cute, you almost melted on every thing he said to you.

“Don’t worry, love. You’ll love this present because.. it’s basically me.” you spoke seductively and started to kiss his neck.

Leon gulped a bit, as if he already could guess what you were implying. His thoughts were confirmed, when you slowly tucked at the hem of his shirt and pulled it off his head shortly after. You licked your lips at the sight of his toned chest. Your fingertips craved to dance on his smooth skin, but you were going to tease him a little bit.

Your lips were on his neck, slightly sucking at his adams apple until a low moan left Leons lips. He was so sensitive on his adams apple so you decided to get it some more attention. Your tongue licked over the fleshy ball, kissing it, nibbling and biting gently. Leons moans echoed through the room, making a familiar wetness between your legs noticeable. But not now, now all you wanna do is making him feel good. And hell, you were determined to make him scream your name in pleasure and leave him a mess.

When his hands blindly looked for you to touch you, you stopped him and traced your index finger along his chest, poking his nipple in the process what made Leon gasp in pleasure. “Leave your hands by yourself, Leon. Now, just lean back and relax.” you cooed softly, making him shudder under your touch when you caressed his earlobe with your finger. Slowly, you traced down to his neck and over his shoulder. You felt his muscles flex under your fingertips and went back to his chest. You leaned forward and kissed his shoulderblade, going down to his chest and slowly tracing your tongue around one already perked nipple.

Leon inhaled sharply, his gasps of approval were music in your ears when you sucked at his nipple, while one free hand toyed with the other. You loved how sensitive he was to your touch und when you bit down on his nipple, a large bulge poked through his tight pants. “Well, looks like our special guest is awake now. Now the real fun can start.” you chuckled, more to yourself, but how you put your words in such a low and sexy voice, made Leon blush a dark shade of red. You never went down on him before, infact all you had before was vanilla sex and he was not really prepared into such hot stuff.

His hips bucked on their own, when your hand ghosted over his crotch, making you moan softly at the feeling of his hard length. Leon was tempted to run his fingers through your hair, but he was still blinded by the fabric on his head, plus you forbid him to touch you, which added to the impatient desire he was feeling at moment.

You enjoyed the sight of Leon being at your mercy. He was so cute, it almost made you end of your teasing, but you had too much fun doing this. Your fingers graced over his belt, unbuckling it painfully slowly. Leon knew you were doing this in purpose, but he just went with it and his body relaxed, when you finally freed his throbbing erection. His tip was already covered in pre-cum and the thick veins looked so tasty, that you gasped at the sight of it.

“You’re looking so damn tasty, Leon.” you purred against his neck, kissing his skin softly before you licked down his body until your face was directly infront of his member. Leon growled almost inhumanly low when your fingertips brushed over the slit of his tip, making them sticky from his slick fluid. You smirked and kissed his tip, before you hold his shaft with both of your hands and bent down to take as much into your mouth as you could.

Leon threw his head back, the pleasure absolutely overwhelming him. “Y-Your mouth feels.. so hot..” he moaned softly, biting his lip when he rememberd how your pussy felt in comparison to your mouth. He thrusted his hips upwards to meet your rhythm, but he shoved himself a bit too far until his tip touched your throat (pharynx). You almost choked and tears formed in your eyes, until Leon noticed that something was wrong.

“I am so sorry.. I just.. got.. ah…!” Leon stopped his apology midway when your hand grabbed his testicles to massage them to the new bobbing movements of your head. Leons mind went completely blank and he screwed your rule of not touching you, when his calloused hands gripped into your soft hair and pulled you more into his dick.

You bit him gently, making him yelp in slight pain. “That was punishment for not obeying, love.” you chuckled when your mouth left his cock just to lick his lubcricated shaft with long and soft strokes. “Oh god.. Y/n..” Leon moaned your name desperately, bucking his hips relentlessly against your mouth. You felt your core throbbing with need while you sucked him, his moans almost drove you crazy.

Then it happened. Leon let out a loud moan of your name when you felt the sticky and salty cum in your mouth. You swallowed it, careful not to waste any drop of his manly juices while Leon rode his orgasm. He was panting heavily and now he could not restrain from removing the blind fold. After he was able to see you again, he saw you licking your hands joyfully and some cum still on your tongue when you licked yourself clean from his mess. He gulped again, his heart racing when he suddenly threw you onto the bed, hovering over you.

“Now then, am I allowed to ripp my present open and have some more fun?”

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Oh look, it’s fan favorite Orlando Centowski with his socks and jazzy sandals! He and Goops are flying the flag for nerdy fashion experimentation, and I’m here for it.

WHAT.

Okay, for those who’ve just joined us, let’s have a brief overview of Dustin’s strange Vidcund Hair Romeo Cosplay friend. Dusty brought him home when Suse and SJ were nooboos, friend took them out of their cribs – I’ve never seen a teenage Sim do that if they’re not related to the kid. Dustin sent him home at my behest. Skip Jr frequently gossips about this guy as a result. And now, he is trying to telephone Susie when she’s still at school. In human terms, Susie’s probably five years old at this point.

Even if she is home, Brandi, PUT THE PHONE DOWN.

Oh hey Dirk, you look mighty pleased with yourself!

Dirk: I am! I brought a friend home from school.

That’s great? Who’d ya bring?

Clearly when he couldn’t get Suse on the phone, Dustin’s babygrabbin chum decided to come to the HOUSE via Dirk’s naive friendliness.

Oh man, now the kids are home too.

Beau! I always promised you bright things would be in your future and that you WOULD escape your genetic destiny (whatever the hell that implies).

Mercutio, you’re still here?

Mercutio: All situations are better with my charming face and floppy hair.

Listen I’m not Tybalt. You can’t smooth-talk me into not kicking you out.

Beau: I want to show my good grades to Mom but she’s busy playing darts!

Beau, being ignored isn’t exactly new to you, dude.

Oh this is just too painful, stop with the darts Bran and pay attention to one of your many middle children.

Fucking FINALLY.

Brandi: My boy’s a genius!

Beau: At last, the recognition I deserve.

True that, it’s easy to get lost in a family of six – SIX, omg – children, even though one’s in college limbo right now. How are the others doing?

Susie: Bye Mr Bus Driver! Remember what I said about making sure nobody sits near me, it’s for their safety, not mine!

Susie: The heck is this.

Skip Jr: I DON’T WANNA BE STUPID!

It’s your first day kids, will you give yourselves a bloody break?

Hey did I see something about Susie bringing a friend home from school? (Susie has a friend? Is there a wrinkle in the space-time continuum that led to a portal to Hell, Event Horizon style, and a gargoyle fell out and got along really well with her?)

Oh wait, this just in – it’s Justin Kim, prancing off the bus like the showbiz star that he is.

Justin: 🎵 Viper Canyon boys, we're unforgettable Daisy dukes, nice dress shirts on top Sun-kissed skin so hot, we'll melt your popsicle Oh oh oh, oh oh oh Viper Canyon boys, we're undeniable Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock Desert represent, now put your hands up...

Beau: *glows with success*

Susie: Alright poindexter, no need to rub it in.

Looky who got a promotion! Now call me a dick, but I can’t stop laughing at the thought of Darren being a terrible wedding photographer, continuously letting the camera slip to all the interesting leafs and squirrels during the outdoor shoot. I just imagine the couple getting back an album of foliage and trees and thinking ‘the fuck did we pay for’

(Sidenote: I’m also looking forward to Ripp Grunt reaching this point in his Artist career and the exact same thing happening, only with bridal bewbs.)

What the... when did Gavin Newson get here? Did Ginger tell him what a good time she had laughing and joking with Mercutio?

Gavin: 🎵 Viper Canyon boys, we're unforgettable –

STOPPIT

Ahhh, it’s like one of those tests where your Myers-Briggs letter really comes into its own. This’d be on the Intuition vs Thinking side. Thinkers would call the company, Intuitives would try to figure it out – either way Dirkle is a nervous flower and I wouldn’t put him through this, so IGNORANCE IS BLISS.

Behold! The hobbyists continue to thrill! We have this excellent half Sixamian in a winter outfit with winklepickers, what more could you want?

Susie’s rude as shit and doesn’t even turn around but Fitness Man doesn’t seem to care. It’s probably a step up from dealing with Don Lothario and Sharla Ottomas, the only other two Fitness sims I can think of right now.

Holy cannelloni, he has red eyes as well! Excellent randomization! Headcanoning him as an alien-vampire, marrying him into a family, spreading his genetics far and wide.

Haha. A child ‘getting the workout they deserve’. Susie and Sharla won’t even be able to use any of the machines, they’ll just be stuck jumping rope the whole time.

Cynthia Kim’s FACE. Would you want to mess with her?

Cynthia: I dealt with this nonsense at the Burbs’ but sadly these lot don’t have a hot tub I can stew in for three days.

Not sure why Susie’s so happy about this drama, but... wait, it’s Susie, why am I even asking.

Hold on a minute. Autonomous hugging from Suse? Skip Jr grinning like a Cheshire cat? Why do I get the feeling these two have done something terrible.

Good lord, this place is becoming a teenage doss house. I didn’t even know Ginger was still here!

‘A so-so week’? Fortune sims are so hard to please sometimes. Dirk, all the crap you want won’t fit in the house and I’ve already re-rolled your wants like five times.

Dirk: Here, take this, it’s screaming. I’m gonna kick some of these other teenagers out.

Well that’s two of them down at least. When did Dirk and Orlando get so friendly? I can’t keep track of anything in this house.

Sometimes they parent. Sometimes.

And we end on Beau laughing so hard about crime that he falls over, with Skip Jr squealing with delight. Pretty standard really.

#emmelfishuberhood

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