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his babygirl levels are reaching critical
#i wanna shake him like a maraca#put him in a washing machine and watch him clank around#stinky lil freak <3#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin alastor#alastor#pariahgif
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A birthday present/artfight revenge for @karkats-longsleeves !! I hope it’s a good one !!
#couls art#couls doodles#clown#comic#long post#me#oc#grimsley#HE IS SO SHAPE#AND BULLYABLE#i wanna bully his skrungy ass all day long and shake him around like a giant maraca#and i will#art fight
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only on episode 3 of the untamed but my fav characters (aside from the obvious wwx numero uno) so far are lan xichen (so sweetie 🥺💖), jiang cheng (YOU HAVE SO MANY ISSUES i just know hes gonna break me), and wen ning (SO BABY...HOLDS HIM SO GENTLE...)
#also i really like literally every character so far except wen ruohan fuck that guy in particular#LIKE. aside from being a horrible person he jsut doesnt interest me much as a character yet he feels relatively flat so far. but again. ep3#xue yang has only briefly appeared but i can TELL hes gonna commit atrocities a im gonna wanna shake him like a maraca#ALSO JIANG YANLI....SHE MAKES ME SO SAD AND IS SO SWEET AUGHHH....#i dont know anything about the untamed except like. non-major-plot-related character info#im watching it with my boyfriend and he gave me the 'jin lings uncles' version of the summary lmao#but we got to the point where we entered The Flashbacks and i went 'ah. so ive been fucking shakespeared.'#DRAMATIC IRONY I LOVE AND HATE YOU...THE AGONY OF KNOWING THIS ALL ENDS HORRIBLY...AUGH#the untamed#ky speaks
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&&. @longerhuman moved from legacy !
it's curious to see such a thing on another, only ever seeing it through the hazy reflections of herself, but ah— that look. this look. that emptiness is ... ❛ is it because you have no reason to live. ❜ tone does not even lift to indicate a question, speaking bluntly. if their similarities would only continue from there, then, it makes sense for him to want to die. and even if you want to live, do you have the qualifications to do so ? what does it mean to “ live ” in the first place ? knowing nothing of that, knowing nothing about what it is to truly be “ human ” ... she supposed it would only make sense. what other option was there than to just disappear ?
—though, where her's was an unfeeling resignation, at least he wants to die. as morbid a desire as it was, it was still a desire. something. she has nothing at all. ❛ i don't care about your present. i don't care about what you want. ❜ and whatever he's seeking for— entertainment or a response or whatever. what did he hope to get when faced with something as lacking as himself ? it doesn't matter. if i'm heartless, then so are you. she doesn't see a point in stating the obvious; and just like herself, surely he understood himself enough to realize that by now.
lifting up the gun once more, actions remain undiscernible but hands work to instead disassemble the revolver. her lack of skill in working it does not show through the action, steady and smooth movements remained as mechanic as ever. just like a machine. metallic clinks fill the silence as the bullets are removed, one by one, carelessly spilled onto the floor. there's a pause at the last bullet, held in dainty digits. a swift flicker to the other, as if to gauge his reaction. would you be disappointed ? upset ? any of it would be better than her unfeeling self. but regardless of his feelings, instead of joining the others, the lone bullet would find its place loaded back into the cylinder. a faint clicking sound following as it is then spun.
taking a seat on the floor, she doesn't gesture for him to follow suit, nor does she bother explaining. only peering upwards with vacant eyes. when gaze is met, the item is set in the space between the two. ❛ we can get one turn each. whoever shoots first, where they aim, it doesn't matter. ❜ nothing about it really matters, but—
❛ ... if you're still alive, tell me something about yourself. ❜
#longerhuman#&&. in chara#q.#DEAD EYED FREAKS JUMPSCARE /LH#don't mind my snail ahh úwù i love them okok-#BUT ALSO MOM COME PICK ME UP I'M SCARED 😨#russian roulette as a fun 'bonding' activity let's go GSKFHWKFJ#ALSO H.AKUNOCHAN IS REAL VAGUE AT THE END BUT LIKE#THE RULES R MORE FREE- he can shoot her or shoot himself 🚶♂️ aim at the head or some other body part 🚶♂️ tis up to him ! (:#ALSO HEWWOO I WUV UU Q.UIN 🥺🥺🫶💞💕💝💗❤️💖 DAILY REMINDER ! uwu#also idk why but i wanna shake your bapy d.azai like a maraca ? /pos
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I got to Hyrule castle cause I need money in BOTW and so I decided to grab the castle memory while there.
And it had never made me dislike a person so fast. I read Rhoams diary in the study, saw the memory, and then read Zeldas diary and I wanna shake Rhoam so bad and just smack him until he acts like a DAD instead of a KING because his daughter needs A FATHER NOT A KING.
#Crab Speaks#botw#hyrule casyle memory#I wanna grab Rhoam and shake him till his brain sounds like a maraca#this man#i got so mad my eyes watered#AND ZELDA MY BELOVED#SHE JUST WANTS TO BE A SCHOLAR#AND HER AND LINK#AAAAAAA
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Here’s my first post, hope you like it
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never understood the fandom sentiment of "i want to put him in a jar and shake him like a maraca" until sparrow ben hargreeves
#i DO wanna put him in a jar and shake him like a little maraca#he's so. he's such a little edgelord. he gives me secondhand embarrassment and i love him.
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sometimes i’ll look at gojo satoru and my mind will just go “what a loser” and i’m right
#affectionate or derogatory it’s up to you ig#it’s funny either way bc he is a loser!!#man has no ass#you know that one meme of a stick man with blood in their mouth and looking all feral yeah that’s me with him#that. exactly#i wanna take him by the shoulders and shake him#rattle him like maracas#sometimes i’ll see people simp over him and i’ll be like no.#wdym he’s a bad boy like nah he’s not he’s a LOSER#anyway i have So Many Thoughts about him i hate it#please keep him in the box for another 1000 days please gege thank you bye#gojo satoru#frostbitesjc thinks out loud
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can you do a haedcanon of a fem human just drinking SO MUCH COFFEE like cup after cup an she is litery shaking in her seat her entire body is like a maraca an she she swerves bar so can u do headcanons for this for first aid, perceptor, brainstorm, chromdome an cyclones just teacting to this madness
LOST LIGHT x fem reader
『 first aid ,, brainstorm ,, perceptor ,, chromedome ,, cyclonus ,, female reader 』
-> reader who drinks too much coffee and gets really hyper
— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack ,, magnus is forever suffering
— here you go !! :3 tysm for requesting !! tried to make it funny 🫡 hope you enjoy it <3 i loved writing this one but be warned as i dont drink coffee nor rlly know much for the side effects or smt from drinking it 😭😭 even though im literally working at dunkin rn and they only rlly got coffee
- first aid
| • he'd be worried at first with the amount of coffee you've consumed ,, having learned about humans and other things concerning them incase of an emergency
| • in this case ,, itd seem the knowledge he learned wasnt too helpful
| • bouncing all around the medbay and just hyper in general was quite a pain for first aid to deal with
| • but he didnt want to be too rude to you ,, and gently coaxed you into spending all that energy of yours running laps around the edge of the medlab where you wouldnt get too hurt
| • though when you finally wear it off ,, he'll be quick to scold you ,, holding his digit in front of your face and waving it side to side in a 'no no' motion before taking you to his habsuite and laying you down for a nap
- brainstorm
| • he honestly doesnt know better okay ? you could tell him anything and suddenly he wants to put it to the test
| • so when you said you could drink a bunch of cups of coffee and wouldnt bat an eye ,, he was immediately like bet and then that led to the current situation
| • perceptor is facepalming and immediately making brainstorm take blame for encouraging you to do this ,, because now theres a hyperactive human running around the lab
| • i mean you're practically flying around with how much coffee youve drank ,, hell you could probably beat blurr in a race
| • official you wouldnt say that out loud because lord knows some of his fans to be a bit crazy and would immediately be on your case saying "no you wouldn't !!" and maybe a few death threats involved as well
| • dont mention it in front of brainstorm either because hes already calling blurr to set you up for a race
| • hes no help ,, dont ever tell him your ideas or encourage his crazy ideas unless you wanna end up in magnus's office ,, having him scold you like a dad does to their child who drew on the walls and is trying not to laugh at the situation
- perceptor
| • thanks to brainstorm ,, you chugged too much coffee than your body ever really needed ,, and with perceptor as your not-so-official-but-official-in-his-mind-protector-slash-guardian-slash-alien-robot-boyfriend-slash-fun-killer he just sighs and takes you out the lab
| • he doesnt have the patience to deal with any acidic spills from you bouncing off the walls left and right
| • nor does he really need you getting hurt in any way shape or form
| • lets just say its an awkward trip to the medbay to see if ratchet has anything to help with your situation
| • and when he comes up empty handed ,, percy resorts to scolding you whilst the caffeine starts to wear off
| • it taught you better than to listen to brainstorm again because bro was yapping at 100 words per minute you swore he couldve talked faster than blurr at that point
| • bro was an absolute chatterbox just yapping and yapping that you fell asleep
| • never again would you do that ,, or think about doing that because the headache afterwards when you woke up was so not worth it
- chromedome
| • he also doesnt know any better ,, but he's definitely more responsible than brainstorm is
| • he'd know to at least keep a lot of caffeine or high sugar products out of your reach ,, just hiding it on your top shelves or above your cabinets like parents do with their kids' halloween candy
| • though when you accidentally made too much coffee ,, and didnt really feel like wasting it ,, you drank it all in one go ,, or well multiple big ass gulps
| • and then rewind walks in on the scene and sees how hyper you are and is honestly thinking youre sick with some make-a-person-crazy-illness-virus-disease-thing that he swears is somewhere in his database
| • and now chromedome has to play dad and parent you the whole time
| • bro probably put your ass on a leash ,, locking it in so the rope only goes so far and just stands there as you run around
| • this is what he gets ,, he thinks to himself ,, its the last time hes putting something so low in your reach again
| • at this point ,, hes just gonna store all your unhealthy and junk food away in a desk in his habsuite
| • he'll leave you fruit and vegetables but if you want coffee ever again youre gonna have to behave really good to get it
| • and its only a spoonful ,, as a little treat
- cyclonus
| • so you just trying to show and answer tailgates crazy ass questions that youre not even sure where he got them from
| • he probably got them from his ass at this point ,, asking if the coffee gives you super powers and you have to explain thats not true before he spreads lies around
| • and if that happened ,, you shivered at the thought of magnus banning your coffee aboard the lost light
| • that was pure trauma to even think about right there
| • anyways you made too much ,, and instead of storing it away or pouring it down the drain ,, tailgate dared you to drink it all
| • and well ,, momma aint raise no pussy but she did raise someone who makes bad decisions
| • because the moment you get your spurge of energy tailgate runs to cyclonus and tells him all about it
| • bros going on and on about how youve lost your mind and he thinks youre gonna die and cyclonus had like 600 heart attacks right then and there
| • he busts in like hes the damn swat team ,, door kicked down and pieces of it flying everywhere as you're running around like a wild banshee
| • he's looking for the demon and meanwhile youre out here acting like a damn demon ,, almost frothing at the mouth from how insane you are from the coffee
| • lets just say it makes magnus ban tailgate from ever daring you to do anything ,, bans you from having your coffee ,, and bans cyclonus for ever kicking down a door like that ever again because it was so unnecessary
#transformers x reader#x reader#x female reader#robot x reader#robot x human#mtmte#mtmte x reader#🎇.mtmte#🎇.cyclonus#🎇.chromedome#🎇.perceptor#🎇.brainstorm#🎇.first aid#mtmte cyclonus#cyclonus x reader#transformers cyclonus#mtmte chromedome#chromedome x reader#transformers chromedome#mtmte perceptor#perceptor x reader#transformers perceptor#mtmte brainstorm#brainstorm x reader#transformers brainstorm#mtmte first aid#first aid x reader#transformers first aid
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WAit that's the first time I've seen bravo omg,,,, look at em,,,, I wanna shake him like a maraca,,,, maybe even put cat ears on him,,,,, /pos
HAHAF CAT EARS U SAY…..
Dang he didn’t like them (I bet he was afraid they would make hels ppl think he was too “babygirl”)
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I have many thoughts about Mr. D's demigod days
Especially cus like that man has to have so fucking much trauma.
Like his foster family killed eachother infront of him cus Hera and he couldnt do shit about it cus Zeus turned him into a goat (again dude what is it with you turning people you love into things instead of helping)
Hera made him insane
And He's a demigod son of Zeus so he's gonna attract a bunch of monsters.
And im headcanoning that he never went to CHB as a demigod and just ruffed it out in the wild cus its awkward cus i ship Chiron x Dionysus (or as i like to call them, Wine Teacher)
But seriously
How many nights did he spend alone?
How many friends did he make only have to abandon or watch get murdered cus monsters?
How many times did he pray to a father that didnt care.
Did he wish he was dead? Or never existed?
Did he curse the father that brought him into this life only to let him suffer?
I just love him so much! I just wanna... *shakes him vigorously like a maraca* give him more trauma and absolutely tear him apart and put him back together!
Please someone talk to me about him and his issues.
#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackson heroes of olympus#heros of olympus#pjo headcanons#wolffox speaks#pjo mr d#mr d pjo#Mr D#dionysus pjo#pjo dionysus#percy jackon and the olympians#Please begging on my knees#Im working on a oneshot and a fic that touch on his trauma#Ones based on a Jack Stauber animation!
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Not a request but thinking of unplanned pregnancy with Argenti except reader goes off and leaves him to live their life as to not ruin his reputation; like a reader who is essentially afraid of him? Man idk. Same for the drabble of them trying on his armour, and other related scenarios. Like… as much as I adore Argenti sometimes he makes me wanna shake him like a maraca lol I know he’d adore a partner but always feeling second best like bro I’d be so hurt and fly right on out of there to Penacony or something lol
Glad someone’s seeing my vision for Argenti😳😳😳
No but LITERALLY this is what I’m Saying- reader getting pregnant by accident and running away from him to spare his reputation??? And out of FEAR of him no less???? YES. I wanna write a fic so badly oh my gosh but alas, this was not a request. Yet. So I will refrain.
Maybe he spends years scouring the galaxy, only to one day discover you aboard the Astral Express with a child with thick red locks and green eyes.
He’s so glad to finally be reunited with you??? But all you can think about is what he’s thinking, seeing his child with you, and you’re not married…does he…resent you for getting pregnant and responding by running away? Does he realize you did it to spare his reputation??
And yes shake that man like a Maraca, he deserves it for scaring his partner like that.
#Argenti#Hsr Argenti x reader#honkai star rail Argenti x reader#honkai star rail#honkai star rail x reader#pregnancy#tw pregnancy
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A Demand for Shakie Shakies - A Dad!Guero Fluff Short.
For my Guero girls (ENABLERS) who have done nothing but encourage this man to take up residence within my brain. Damn you all to hell. Love you really, though :D
Words - 856
Warnings - None, just cute (annoying!) dad!Guero fluff!
“Daddy!”
That yell. Jesus, she’s loud. Even from where she’s playing within your eye line in the living room across the hallway, her decibels rival that of a pneumatic drill.
“What up, button?”
“Need snacks!”
“Alright, chill, tiny girl. I’m making that happen as fast as I can.”
“Faster!”
He pauses, attracting your attention, pointing at you with the knife he’s holding. “She gets all this mouth from you, mamacita.”
Turning to him, your eyes widen at the sheer audacity of him to even suggest such a falsehood. “Says the man with the mouth the size of Manhattan, and twice as loud.”
Guero grins broadly, bobbing his tongue between his teeth just as the patter of tiny feet signals her arrival in the kitchen.
With little hands clasped to her hips, she opens her mouth to draw a big breath. “DADDY!”
“GRACIE!” Yeah, he matches her in volume. Or she matches him, you’re unsure which way around it is since she started talking.
“Need my snacks!”
He raises his eyebrows at her demands, finishing chopping up the cucumber and pepper slices she’s requested. “What’s the magic word, baby cakes?”
“Now!”
Yep. Two very loud, demanding peas in a pod. It would be completely fair to say that Gracie is his tiny female equivalent. Apart from the fact she looks just like him, nobody could deny she was his from the noise and the sass alone.
He can’t help but hiss out a laugh, shaking his head. “Wasn’t the one I was after. Try again.”
“Please!”
He scoops her up, seating her on the side of the counter. “Here you go, duchess.”
“Fankoo, daddy. But I not duchess. I princess!”
He kisses her head as she begins to chomp through her cucumber. “You’re for sure regal, kid.” She grins, all tiny teeth, holding out a piece of gnawed on cucumber and feeding it to him.
“Daddy where shakie shakies?”
She means her maracas, a word that at eighteen months old, she hasn’t quite grasped yet. “Over there on the table, but you ain’t playing with ‘em right now. Snack first.”
“Wanna do shakie shakies! Now!”
How very like her dad, refusing to take anything but complete compliance to her wishes. “Eat your snacks first, baby. Do as daddy says.”
A snort emanates from your boyfriend, Guero raising an eyebrow. “Ain’t like you ever do.”
You turn away from where you’re stirring the pot upon the stove, kissing the side of his neck. “There is one place I do.”
“And even then it ain’t enough for my liking.”
“You said you liked me to have a little bite,” you protest, using a little more force to prevent the chili from sticking to the bottom of the pot, turning the heat right down.
He comes up behind you, moving your hair to place a kiss upon your cheek. “I said I like it when you bite.” He gives your butt a little slap before moving back to mind Gracie, pulling ridiculous faces at her as she eats. As soon as she’s done, her hands are thrust in the direction of the table.
“Shakie shakies now, daddy!”
“What, right now?”
“Yes!”
A soft burst of laughter exits his nose, looking between the table and his baby a few times. “And what do I get out of it?”
“Get ‘em now, daddy. NOW!” The delight of being at her service. That’s what he gets out of it.
“Damn, she fierce!” he laughs in a voice designed to entertain. She giggles, even though she is currently frustrated with his reluctance to proffer the desired shakie shakies. “You totally sure you want ‘em now, button?”
“Yes!”
His amused grin grows ever wider. “Totally sure?”
“DADDY BAD MAN!”
You point at her with the spoon you’re stirring with. “True, Gracie. Daddy is a bad man.” Turning, you wink at him, Guero licking his top lip at you, mouthing ‘and you love it’ with a returned wink. Yeah, he’s got you there.
“What, these? Are these what you want?” he asks, moving to the kitchen table and picking up the maracas.
“Gimme!”
“Say please.”
She’s all but puce in the face by this point, her father quickly whittling her down to her last nerve. He has a flair for it with everyone in his life, if nothing else. “PLEASE!”
“Hmm, nah.” He’s snorting with laughter at her utter indignance, Gracie turning to you for support.
“Mommy, get the shakie shakies! Mommy do shakie shakies, then give to Gracie!”
Guero snorts, beginning to grin. “It was from yo mama doin’ the skakie shakie that we ended up with you in the first place.” he mutters, cracking you up completely as you turn and grab the maracas, giving them a little shake before handing them to your expectant daughter.
“Stop teasing the tiny beast, or mentioning my shakie shakie in front of her,” you chide, shaking your head softly as you turn back to the stove.
“Alright,” he sniffs, looking you up and down. “Just as long as I get to see it later.”
As soon as Gracie is in bed, he does. No maracas are involved, either.
#guero mayans mc#guero fanfiction#guero fanfic#guero x ofc#guero mayans#mayans mc fanfiction#mayans mc fanfic#mayans mc imagine#mayans mc fic
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im so glad the crows got fed yesterday. i love making my severely paranoid old man even more paranoid and traumatised.
just the little feeling in the back of his mind questioning all his childrens actions - are these my kids? cc!phil is far too sure of himself and his recognition of the eggs for it to impact too much but even little mentions is enough to show that theres more trauma to give!
i just wanna say i knew it was sus that the code only took pictures of phils base and no one elses. they had it planned to mimic chay + lulah for days. im trying so hard to think of why tho. base level, it seems obvious bc maybe they needed 2 codes are these 2 spend all their time together when awake. additionally they were 100% not going to attend the dinner so the codes didnt have to worry about them showing up and ruining the plan.
but they had such barebones knowledge of how the eggs act? surely they mustve known they would be found out quickly (i could maybe get them not expecting phil to figure them out in 1 minute tho) UNLESS they were relying on phil not assuming they were imposters bc this situation had never happened before. that seems like a pretty big risk but the only other thing i can think of is them knowing that phil is somewhat isolated and would not go around telling everyone - which was true bc he only told fit + forever.
the codes were acting so wrong i was genuinely shaking while watching it live. chayanne was taking off his armour + following too close to phil + hitting phil + most importantly not listening to him. tallulah was shaking her maracas constantly + not talking to phil + she also was not listening to him and running away. it was so uncanny and genuinely put me on edge especially when he went back to check their beds and they were still there. they are the most well-behaved eggs and follow phil so diligently, i find it strange the codes didnt look into their personalities at all - i wonder if they got their information from the federation status updates on the eggs and that was it. (this would actually explain why the update came at all actually)
anyways loved the Horrors getting to phil. so unexpected bc everyone was convinced it was going to be a canditates attack - phil was prepping support items. though there was crazy foreshadowing with him walking in and saying it looked like a boss battle. ALSO i saw someone say he may have been targeted for his complete refusal of the federation by not voting at all. extra layer of angst bc he did that to protect the eggs + make sure no one could use them against him.
god i need phil to talk to the order ! he has so much info + theories. whats so wrong w a lil crow wanting the blorbo to be hyper vigilant and a paranoid wreck
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I just wanna throw Gortash in a jar and shake it like a maraca just to hear him yowl like a cat in a box.
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How I end up hyperfixating:
Me: *minding my own business, sees brief instances of Mr. Puzzles over the past month* K
Mr. Puzzles: *shows signs of being unhinged in later puzzlevision ‘episodes’.*
Me: *interest has been raised*
Mr. Puzzles: *sings the song in the smg4 movie, among other things that happened*
Me: Oh. So he *is* unhinged. Nice. Might be fun to write a fic with him.
Later:
Me: I wanna place him in situations, put him in a blender, shake him like a maraca and dissect him to see what makes him tick.
#scream in writing talks#smg4 mr puzzles#one of those characters i vibe with#its always the charming yet unhinged ones
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