#i want to just eat whatever the fuck

[starshipheartofg-erti]

i literally spend all my time hoping that people don't notice my beer belly or love handles but i just can't bring myself to be tracking calories etc bc i hate tracking calories but i also hate being fat but i also can't have a normal relationship with food in any way shape or form bc i'm in a job with incredibly inconsistent breaks and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#i hate it here!!!! #i want to just eat whatever the fuck #but I can't!

[probablybadrpgideas]

Just came up with the concept that elves have a larval growth cycle and their larval stage is a goblin.

Then I came up with the better concept that goblins have a larval growth cycle and their larval stage is an elf.

#Look goblins and elves are exactly the same fantasy creature #it's just a matter of whether you're being mean about them or not #“I live in the moment while taking only what I need from nature and sit above the mundane trivialities of your fleeting society” #“I do whatever the hell i want I'm gonna eat a beetle fuck the police” #see? #same creature

[corpsentry]

eulogy

#i was fully going to just wrangle my way through life for another 39 years when my friend said to me: #you are gay and we want you to submit art for the pride art show. but i hasn’t drawn at all since last year so i made a new comic from scr #i was also having one of the worst times of my life all of the past week but every night after sobbing into a friends shoulder or wtv #i’d sit down and draw. and then today i locked myself in the basement for 5 #hours and now he is finished. trans allegory or whatever #happy pride #world is horrible so hold the people you love close #i am trying . succeeding? not really but definitely trying #i have gone now through the 5 stages of grief. 1) eat food 2) eat food 3) hit rock 4) hit rock 5) give up #i Give Up. i give up by living my life without giving a fuck #which is like. actually giving down. or taking away down #idk anyway #i hope you’re well i’m HANGING ON BY A THREAD. BUT A GOOD THREAD #and to my lgbsbfk homies: i love you #my art

[vixenicks]

hello... you may notice you are strapped to a chair infront of a computer screen.... you must either saw off your arms or read two hours worth of mcu influenced daredevil fanon

#daredevil comics #matt murdock #comic matt murdock #skyler posting #if i see one more dark mcu matt fic tagged as murderdock im going to eat rocks #so many awful fucking takes on his character too like #idk! you can always tell when the author just wants to fuck charlie cox and blacked out during half the show #you can headcanon whatever you want i have alot of transfem and aro matt hcs personally #but mcu fans specifically always treat their shit like its gospel and it gets so annoying #wheres the nuance... wheres the media literacy...

[betterthanbatman1]

Screaming crying sobbing shrieking punching kicking yelling bawling weeping LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

#The small ‘I’m so scared’ surrounded by darkness- my heart is broken #That sound you can hear is the sound of my heart breaking #DC really thought hmm let’s just put Jason through hell that’ll be fun #I love angst don’t get me wrong #but this oh my god #It’s so heartbreaking but also I want to eat it #The ‘please…’ and ‘I’m so scared’ FUCKING RIPPED OUT MY HEART #I don’t care if this was Bruce or whatever the hell zur is possessed him- this fucking hurt #I want to hug him and tell him everything’s going to be okay 😭 #red hood #jason todd #batfamily #batfam #Dc really took the ‘family’ out of batfamily #batman #dc #dc comics #I once again forgot to queue this ahead of time

[weirdmageddon]

sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though

#hs #davejade #like that one person said bi4bi cool silly girl and her lame ass court jester bf who enjoy each others company a lot #“its boring” well not everything has to be conflict sometimes it can be two people really vibing #and being good foils to each other and just sort of being like a lock and key #i dont dislike davekat but i felt like they bickered too much which is Funny dont get me wrong #but i like davejade for different reasons #in that i feel like dave is at his most heartfelt with her #bc jade doesnt do anything to warrant snarkiness. she doesnt make him uncomfortable and that earns his trust like a lot #ppl say its boring cause its a mf ship and they dont get them like i do #and my answer to that as an agender person is who the fuck cares #i hate ppl dismissing mf ships out of hand like…hey bi ppl exist. and even if they were straight they still got a good dynamic #of care and interest towards each other #hes not her knight in shining armor bffr. she has uhhh fucking GUN #they are Equals #jade slaps the shit outta people on more than one occasion lol #they infodump to EACH OTHER and they both listen #remember when jade wanted to infodump to john about physics remember that #dave would eat that up like oh damn that so dope and tie it back to time or whatever. special relativity #since space and time are fundamentally related #sorry im running on fumes rn i didnt sleep last night #ALSO THEY HAVE MATCHING ALCHEMIZED OUTFITS #jade’s dead shuffle dress and dave’s four aces suited both use a midnight crew poster as ingredients #i should draw them together in that mspa style #maybe theyre not even romantic. who said ships had to be. its short for relationship #well theres multiple kinds of relationships. what if they were queerplatonic

[spaciebabie]

honestly dude fuck most breakfast foods. god. usa breakfast sucks so much ass i just wanna eat stew or like a soup of some kind. what the fuck is a fucking. pancake.

#the only thing i like from breakfast are the meats #and #also #muffins #but thats it #spacie spoinks #literaly just give me turkey sausage ouuuihggfjgff #i want sausage #my mother says they dont eat the way we do in ghana #its like rice and stew and shit #which is like #sounds a million times better than whatever the fuck we've got goin on here

[klanced]

lance: yeah so this is earth. it’s kind of lame but like also very wonderous. there’s something to be said about finding beauty in the smaller moments-

pidge: do you guys want to go to build-a-bear?

coran: build a WHAT?

pidge: .. honestly did not think it would warrant that kind of response

coran: do you promise.

pidge: ?

allura: oh that sounds like fun! 

coran: can we go.

pidge: yeah sure!!!

(later)

coran: (sulking on the ship)

lance: .. coran, what did you think build-a-bear meant-

coran: i don’t want to talk about it.

#shitpost #voltron #lance #coran #pidge #allura #i jsut think . this is super funny. to me. #when i was a kid my dad's favorite bar was this place called the miracle of science in boston #boston also has a museum called the museum of science #i was like 7 years old so you can imagien the misunderstanding when my dad said oh we're having dinner at the miracle of science #and i was like DINNER WITH THE DINOSAURS???????????????? #i was so excited. i was so excited. #i did not have dinner at the museum of science. i ate a burger while my dad had an ipa or whatever. and i cried into my burger that night. #i wanted to eat with the dinosaurs :((( #hunk: okay but the moral implications of building your own bear… #Coran: maybe I was talking about MYSELF. did you ever think of that. HUH. #can we just let this man fuck in peace. bah gawd. #voltronpride

[spamtoon]

Sweet Tooth Gifs - Ingame Edition

Missions Moment

So, I noticed there was like. One gifset of them from the movie. But what about their animations ingame(s)? Some of them have. Awful resolutions but its fine.

Bonus. In distress

Get FALLED you goofy goober sorry the gif quality on katsuma unleashed is so bad

Major shoutout to @sweettoothstomp one day I will work up the courage to truly and meaningfully talk to you. This clown has got a stranglehold on me your honor

BONUS TWO

their name is sweet tooth and i'll do what they say WOOP WOOP

#sweet tooth moshi monsters #moshi monsters #i realize JUST NOW the moptop mischief gif (first one) is a little goofy but WHATEVER #sorry everyone that im maintagging fucking gifs but i think this is important they deserve it #i will be the person who supplies that person who is looking through the moshi monsters tag for any scrap about this clown #i should be asleep right now #i was gonna post this with less gifs but then i was like NO. IM MAIN TAGGING THIS. I DO ALL OF THEM #stomp gif has more frames than the rest because i wanted to capture this stupid animation in its full glory #SWEET TOOTH FANS WE HAVING OUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO TNOGITH sorry #i relaize now cropping it before converting it would have. made for better results WHATEVER ITS definitely intional #tbh the gifs being crunch adds to it a little (COPING)

[thetriggeredhappy]

I HAVE NOW 100%’ed STARDEW VALLEY

THREE TIMES.

#shut up me #i did a completionist run like years ago right and it was time consuming but i did it #then came the ginger island update. and like 80 more hours or content and so much more completionist shit #i believe i had two jobs at the time but whatever who cares. grinded it out in a few weeks #then mr conape himself said IM NOT THROUGH WITH YOU and YOU KNOW WHAT SIR #FUCK YOURSELF #HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS OLD MAN #stardew valley #sdv #mr ape i have only one request. the ability late in the game to marry multiple spouses. that’s all i want. #i just want to be able to marry both harvey and shane. shane takes him to sports and harvey makes him eat vegetables #and i make hundreds of thousands of gold every season with my optimized sprinklers and junimo huts

[deep-space-lines]

so im taking that oil painting class rn right. i mentioned wanting to paint something original instead of just copying a reference bc that's all the teacher has had me doing so far and he agreed I'm probably ready and went off on this whole tangent about how i shouldn't be nervous to try to do something more original and creative and how he'll show me some original stuff his friends have painted and had shown in galleries etc etc, and... I think somehow he's been assuming that the reason I've been painting realistic stuff directly from photo refs is because that's the kind of art I like to do and that I'm nervous about trying something else??? instead of what he's been telling me to do?

which is really funny to me because apart from this class I haven't 1:1 copied a reference for years, I just haven't gone out of my way to show him any art I make in my own time because this is like a professional full-time oil painter who has paintings in galleries and shit, real high-brow art stuff, and idk how to tell him that left to my own devices I draw video game fanart and dragons and furry commissions and gay sex and cringe and i dont want to draw other things

#the temptation to make an ultrakill oil painting is really strong #i think it would be really funny #everyone else in there is making their art school portfolios or smth. pan over to me painting a robot and angel making out #trust me if my mom hadn't signed herself up for this and then not had the time to go i would NOT be here #side note why do ppl assume that if i know how to paint from photos very realistically then that's what i ENJOY drawing??? #and vice versa why do ppl act surprised when they see my personal art and then find out i can do realistic painting (looking at u mom) #“why dont u paint like that all the-” because its not fun!! fuck off #my mom's so convinced me or my sister are one day gonna be the kind of professional artists where ppl pay thousands for a single super #realistic painting and that we're gonna have shit in art galleries and whatnot. just a weirdly outdated view of what “artist” can mean #and its like. but i dont want to do that. iwant to draw video games and gay people and do whatever i want forever. eat my entire ass

[dykedvonte]

Yes-Man resents a lot of things but I feel like he kinda liked Benny. It’s never implied Benny had the knowledge to continuously upgrade or update him after Emily so I like to think Yes-Man respected Benny enough to adopt some of his opinions willingly.

Like personality wise, Yes-Man is like if Benny was forced to be a kiss ass; he’s equally pointed and jerky even if unendingly helpful. No matter if you spare the Great Khans, Yes-Man dislikes them and is kinda violent about things. What this says about Benny and the way he talked about things behind the scenes is one thing but the other is Yes-Man ingrained it enough to keep it.

I can imagine Benny mentioning Vegas was for them and while Yes-Man is logical, as any machine would be, I think it’s sweet if the personable part of his programming was looking forward to running Vegas with his “creator”.

#Benny would be a bad dad but not a bad whatever he is to yes man #cause like Benny was like You’re it pal the key to a better swankier Vegas >:) and if I was yesman I’d be like yep #Benny is my dad and I can’t wait to shoot a khan and Mr house for our future #next post probably about the WGS cause god I love them for some reason #fallout #fallout new vegas #yes man #yes man fnv #benny gecko #benny fnv #also can we talk I about how violent the chairmen were when roaming the Mojave???? #like Benny is just like I stabbed a dude in the next is willing to shoot you point blank and swank mentions how they scalped people #which is a horrifying experience and not inherently lethal and they did that for fun like???? #and they are the less unhinged of the families as the WGS were eating people and seem to see it as an embarrassing past experience #and the Omertas being violent pimps who are planning to like violently overtake Vegas in a way that makes you want to root for Benny #like I know the only other options were the fiends and khans but lord house no wonder you can’t trust them with heavy fire power to guard #the streets like look at these track records #to think I thought Yes Man was gonna be my fav #maybe he will be I have not gotten far into end game quests I’m on a dlc run #fuck honest hearts and Dean domino

[spitinsideme]

Jesus Christ how strong does Ragatha have to be to handle pomni handing off her arm without moving?

nun ragatha has to carry the whole world on her back thats why she has grown so strong .... (demon pomni is the one on her back)

also thoufh, actually, nun ragatha is actually quite strong ! shes used to pomni just dangling off her arm and shes basically doing it everxay every second of her life now wth her, so youknow shes just like strong enoifh !! also, demon pomni really doesnt weigh much shes short and skinny and pretty light so not much of a struggle !

#i just didnt want to draw the movement i just ... i was tired ... #i woukd have had to like change up the poses and stuff and just ... like ... i didnt want to .. #its canon now that nun rragatba is strong whatever who CAREZ #you fucking LESBIANS would eat that shit up anywayd you love strong women #does she have muscles ? maybe #i will NEVER draw anyone with a six pack NEVER #i HATE abs SO MUCH #i want womeb with BIG muscles i want HUGE BICEPS or BIG BACKS or fucking MUSCLE THIGHS

[lesbonoi]

its a little funny that violets curio room is full of reused models from sinking city used as hoaxes/fakes (just a few as an example)

and then they get used again in the awakened where its. Ummmm. well. kind of adds to the "was this real or not" thing in shta in a fun way

#im in the 'it was all real' camp for the record but violets mental illness is unrelated b/c that would be lame as fuck #to be like ohh it was cthulhu the whole time. NO. they just both happen independently. #also sherlocks mental illness wasnt ~caused~ by the Great Old One Madness or whatever. but his struggles w reality were not helped #by repeatedly getting put in the torment dimension. but he would still have those struggles even if shta never happened ykwim #frogwares holmes #i havent finished tsc so if some of the other models in there are also from it i wouldnt know. i suspect that the big fish carving slab is #but i havent seen it and dont want to be wrong. hi centipede #i hope cthulhu gets vogel and like eats all of his skin or something

[nerosdayinanime]

wait. random idea. Pathetic(blame candy) muzan & kokushibo are exes from Centuries ago and he has Complaints hed like to talk about w him but all hes getting to now is Nakime. hes so sick of his bullshit and just enduring it and goes to kagaya like 'i have to kill kibutsuji. ill help you kill him & the other upper moons just PLEASE im so sick of this shit. i need to kill him' 'well you arent killing me so ill give you the benefit of doubt-'

since they broke up he's hacked at the curse to the point he can snap it Whenever without muzan noticing, he finally did so & went to kagaya bc he can Feel shit's gonna pick up soon. he has his memories but he Ignores Them bc hes ashamed and kinda projecting it onto muzan. he has to kill muzan to kill his shame kinda fucked up coping mechanism yk?

the hashira try to kill him On Sight together but he calmly deflects everything while explaining hes working with them to kill kibutsuji. reluctant acceptance with the note from kagaya giving him a pass. most of them fully believe its a trap tho.

koku seeing tanjiro & his earrings and starting to approach, giyuu already has his blade lodged in his neck as a warning/threat & tanjiro staring at him in shock like 'HUH?? THE MAN FROM MY DREAMS?? HES A DEMON NOW? WAIT WHATS HE DOING HERE-'

#allied kokushibo au #he gets to have a conversation w tanjiro (giyuu watching like a fucking hawk) about his brother & sun breathing and all that- nezuko and her #conquering the sun- koku agreeing that of any demon she deserves to have the sun's blessing. not fuckin *muzan*. he'll want his grubby #little hands on her as soon as he finds out. You. practice sun breathing Right Now you have to be Ready for this. #kokushibo #tsugikuni michikatsu #kny spoilers #<probably need to add that since this is like Entirely surrounding the final few arcs #he talks to tomayo&yushiro and shinobu and gets in on their plans. maybe stop shinobu from her suicide attempt & deals with douma himself #leaves more than just tanjiro and giyuu to fight akaza #i dont remember how kaigaku's goes isnt zenitsu the only one? if so he can keep that thats his atonement whatever for jigoro #nakime however is going to have much more of a Time defending against like 4 hashira at once #yadda yadda less casualties happier ending. koku not knowing what the fuck to do now. stop the need to Eat People to live obviously but what #the fuck. he still hates himself. all the tereible shit hes done and for What. does he kill himself? walking into the sun seems like a good #way to go. fitting yk? but if he becomes fully human like nezuko did what the fuck does he Do. just. Live? after all the shit he did? no.. #cool at the beginning but the ending has many questions #i do think he'd want to kill himself but i also think he'd be scared to see his brother in the afterlife. in canon it feels like a spur of #the moment Explode Yourself bc the emotions were overwhelming in the moment #or maybe its been way too long since ive read the manga and this shits ALL out of character #whatever it was funnie at first but then i put too much thought into it #def wanna see somethn with him & tanjiro talking about how theyre connected #kny manga spoilers

[dont-offend-the-bees]

Not to continue my recent trend of oversharing on tumblr dot com, but I am very much struggling not to feel like I'm doing everything in my entire life wrong at present

#normal things to think after your doctor tells you you need to get a blood test re-taken bc you mistimed your dose #I'm just. I'm tired man. #I've been putting off a phone call for two months #i spend every day lately torn between do I need to go to hospital or am I just unfit and anxious #I rot and decay when left alone but also people are Too Much #I want to Create but I can't get started and when I do I'm just so disappointed with whatever I make #I'm exhausted but I'm awake at 4am bc if i go to sleep tomorrow will start and I'll have to do this all again #and I need so fucking badly for someone to just crush me so hard in a really long hug until my bones realign #and i need to find past me shake her by the shoulders and yell “you're fine! you'll be fine! cut your hair! eat your greens! #take up swimming and also some new pronouns! no one else will respect em but they're for YOU and so is the health stuff #please for the love of fucking god just look after yourself better than i did!“ #there's toooooo many fuckin holes in this sinking ship #I need a full body MOT and then to be cradled against the chest of a large gentle man for 12-36 hours #mr. bees speaks