#i want to marry this guy

[aceredshirt13]

if there's one thing about classic literary detectives it's that they are not conventionally attractive. doyle told sidney paget to stop drawing holmes so pretty. christie was like "let me introduce you to this short pudgy balding man who is retirement age and i hate him." sayers compares wimsey to maggots on literally the FIRST PAGE

i love it. i love them. stop casting hot people in these roles. we need our detectives to be Charmingly Weird-Looking

#red randomness #acd holmes #poirot #lord peter wimsey #sherlock holmes #hercule poirot #peter wimsey #100 and up neat #the contrast in resulting authorial attitudes also ends up being somewhat amusing #christie basically wanting to kill poirot but going 'i gotta give the people their pompous little guy. and also it's money.' #doyle constantly wishing people would read his other worse books #and then sayers comes in like 'hey remember the guy i kept comparing to a slug? yeah i'm marrying him to my self-insert'

[horsegirlhob]

Spike absolutely haunts Riley I fucking know it

#dylan says things #btvs #like. you are flirting with this girl you like. out of nowhere she says she is getting married to this guy spike #then she says it’s a joke. turns out spike is a vampire who escaped your government facility #your now girlfriend is harbouring him for unclear reasons #you are insecure about not having super strength. your girlfriend tells you that if she wanted that she’d be dating spike #you start going to a vampire brothel. spike reveals this to your girlfriend and you guys break up #you know at this point that spike is in love with her #a year later you come back and she is fucking spike. #also this whole time he is hotter and better at sex than you are #riley canot think about spike for more than 2 minutes without punching a wall i just know it

[lunarhobbits]

i feel like it's important that everyone know that quinton reviews did NOT make a 38 hour video on The Beverly Hillbillies.

quinton reviews's DAD made a 38 hour video on The Beverly Hillbillies seasons 1-3 (out of 9), Petticoat Junction seasons 1 and 2 (out of 7), related episodes of Mr. Ed, and the radio program Granby's Green Acres.

he hasn't even touched the henningverse media that's in color yet.

#guys this thing is HUGE you dont even knowwww #can you tell green acres + related materials has been a special interest of mine since 2019 lol #sincerely hoping there's a part 2. i want russ reviews to talk about Married Blorbos Lisa and Oliver Wendell Douglas #quinton reviews #the beverly hillbillies #petticoat junction #green acres #old tv

[braimin]

Modern au where sanji is having to get married to some girl he’s never met cause of Judge. He decides he’s gonna go out and find some man to have a one night stand with because he wants to have at least tried it before he spends the rest of his life with a woman he will probably never love.

He meets Zoro in a bar and goes home with him. He’s annoying and rude and he’s rough with Sanji every step of the way and yet Sanji is still so into him. Zoro gives him his number the next morning and Sanji can’t stop himself from calling him for another night. Then he calls again. And again.

And now it’s been months and his wedding is getting closer and closer and he hasn’t even told Zoro he’s engaged. In his defense it’s not like they do much talking. And when they do Zoro’s asking about his cooking and the shit he likes or telling him about his friends. Anytime he asks something that makes Sanji uncomfortable he immediately changes the subject and says he doesn’t expect Sanji to talk about things he doesn’t want to.

So he doesn’t ever say anything until he’s visiting the wedding venue for the first time with his wedding planner and she introduces him to one of her workers. Zoro is seemingly unfazed and he ignores the hand Sanji puts out for him to shake.

“The groom, huh ? Congrats.” Nami apologies for him being so impolite when he just walks away and Sanji tells her it’s totally fine but he’s screaming inside because shit. Zoro has no context for why Sanji is engaged and he definitely thinks he’s just some cheating bastard now.

#zosan #one piece #sanji #zoro #when Nami finds out Sanji is the guy Zoro’s been telling her about she’s pissed #cause this the first guy Zoro’s ever been Really interested in #and he’s getting married ? #she wants to kick his ass #so does Zoro lol #nami #will I actually write this ? mayhaps #but I have like 20 wips rattling around in my brain so really who knows

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

(ln8 spoilers) jinshi thinking except for my godly looks i am just average and then his smartass goes and kills around five birds with just one brand. someone whose status is so high that even his name can't be said by anyone except the emperor jinshi branded himself with the crest of the empress vowing loyalty to her assuring her he doesn't wants to take the place of her son. one-upping his "bro" with this who refuses to let him leave the line of succession wouldn't let him become a commoner doesn't wants to let him become a servant to the royal family. only slaves get branded and if this ever got out there will be chaos in the court. gyokuyou tho considers jinshi like a brother and he did swear loyalty to her but if she ever tried to cross his family her clan's brand on his body would be enough to prove her as an adultress which would be bad for her and her clan.

and jinshi did this in front of these two people and maomao so now she is the only one who can see him naked and the emperor cannot order him to marry anyone which was something that was definitely gonna happen had he not done what he did. as a bonus he gets to spend more time with maomao after a long time and he did all this while saying the exact words: empress gyokuyou, your enemy i shall never be in front of maomao reassuring her because she once muttered i don't want to be an enemy to empress gyokuyou and he had heard her but before he could tell her that he had no intention of doing that either he couldn't because of the lishu incident. one of the major reasons maomao hadn't accepted her own feelings for jinshi one of the obstacles he promised to remove for her. even though he doesn't even know that maomao's concerns about her becoming gyokuyou's enemy had to do with his birth secret his true status. that no matter what he is the rightful successor. something jinshi himself isn't even aware of and yet without knowing that he did this to deal with it all in a single way most preferable to him: masochism

#(this is very messily worded but hey this time there's a paragraph break at least) #kusuriya no hitorigoto #the apothecary diaries #light novel #jinshi #no maomao doesn't think that jinshi is stupid or that has no critical thinking skills and like ????? #my guy has self-esteem issues yes but he is smart enough that maomao compares other people with him even lahan #and lahan is actually a genius #i will not stand for jinshi slander especially the one that undermines him #he's done so many smart things but i have been in awe of him for this esp #maybe bc i get him not wanting to be the ruler #not wanting to marry some rando (i think he is demisexual so that's another reason) #this whole plan was just so perfect and 🙇🏽‍♀️ #anyway does anybody else think suiren was absolutely willing to prepare the brand not only because she supports jinshi #but also because she is the biggest jinmao shipper and maybe SHE suggested him to get maomao there #the thought of jinshi marrying anyone other than maomao must have been scary for her #if in the future jinshi does ends up becoming the emperor jinshi and she are going to go crazy over the harem issue #knh text

[taruolentow]

so.. the nana wedding dresses am i right

#i want to get married just so i can wear a nana collab wedding dress you guys dont understand... #nana #nana osaki #nana komatsu #my art #nana wedding dresses #wedding dress #nana anime #nana manga #fanart #nanahachi #nana x hachi

[threadbaresweater]

Imagine being married to Higuruma– a high-powered, well-respected lawyer with a morbid sense of humor and a penchant for the quirky things in life. He likes to take you to obscure shows and likes to eat at little hole-in-the-wall restaurants where the food is memorable and the decor is outdated and the wine is vintage (and expensive). He reads obscure books and likes to frequent antique shops and flea markets on the weekends. Most of his (and your) furniture have come from there. He bums around in well-worn loafers and corduroy pants and old, too large sweaters when he isn't in his work wear (which is also ill-fitting on even the best days).

That's not to say that he can't switch gears quickly and effectively for publicity events. Charity galas. Fundraisers. He has exactly one tuxedo that he saves for these occasions, and a shiny pair of oxfords, and a favorite pair of suspenders. You, on the other hand, are spoiled with a new dress for each and every event. Your hair and makeup is done, your jewelry glittering in the warm yellow glow of the banquet hall's chandelier. You're smart and witty and charming, just like your husband, and the benefactors at every event are never not enamored with you. You and Hiromi are generous donors, but your humility and kindness are what win people over time and time again.

#idk i just think he'd be one quirky mf'er #marches to the beat of his own drum kind of guy #says the most off the wall shit sometimes just to say it #mom i want to marry him

[wikoymi]

31 december 2023 ill probably forget to post this tommrow so ! happy early birthday hajime lov u (happy new years)

#hajime hinata #sdr2 #danganronpa #danganronpa fanart #fanart #art #wikoart #finished #😭😭😭 #u guys r getting this before twitter (not saying much) #you can make pizza!!!!! Wow #i want to marry you #transgender #and you can make pizza #i want to marry you 😍😍

[chaocollective]

thinking about the trans apollo justice tag on a03

theres really not enough going enough on it. most of it is just porn. which is cool and all, but I'm tired of sorting through the tags down to what I want to read and getting about 20 results; and almost all of them being oneshots or being almost completely irrelevant to the fact apollo is trans in the story.

I get it that sometimes transness doesnt have to be the main point of a story. but like... it affects so many facets of your life at the time and I wanna see that explored in my favorite media.

so I'm thinking im gonna just do it myself, like a story that's relatively canon compliant, following the events of aa4 and maybe aa5/6. I dont know about those though since I havent played aa5/6 yet and I'm currently stuck on turnabout corner in aa4. either way I'm thinking I'm gonna write a sfw trans apollo justice fic. autism blast go go go!!!

#yeah if I do end up writing in aa5/6 im going to make it a bit of a fix-it #im sorry i just want clay to be alive because hes a silly guy #so itd probably be ideal to cover aa4 only #and then do some post-aa4 original plot #yes its going to be klapollo by the way #ace attorney #apollo justice #ace attorney fanfiction #klapollo #fuck it ill probably have background narumitsu #and obviously gumshoe and maggie will be married post-7YG #theyre only like briefly mentiones though #maybe theyll show up post story #using these tags to brainstorm </3

[skipblebee]

And I love you love you love you, no it's not so hard to tell And I love you love you love you, is it obvious to everyone else?

Petrigrof fluff for the soul because I NEED it before the finale

#I love that part in adventure time where Simon goes with Betty on her trip and they get married and live happily ever after #I LOVE THIS SONG 👹👹👹 ITS SO CUTE #I HAVE SOOO MANY FEELINGS RN #I NEED A FULL VERSION PLEAZEEEE PELAZE IM BEGGING YOUUU #If simon sings this song to golbetty I will actually fall on the floor and cry #When simon said that this was their song I started BAWLING bro omg #FALLS ON TO THE FLOOR DRAMATICALLY WHY CANT THEY BE HAPPY #THEY CAN MAKE IT GUYS I BELIEVE IN THEM (delusion) #GOSHHHH I DONT WANT TO WATCH THE FINALE 😭😭😭 #Skipsart #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #CRIES FOREVER #That scene where they hold hands I'm GONEEEEE I'm LEAVING it's so cute it's so them I'm going to cry #Look at these lame nerds in love I care about them so so much

[lotus-pear]

maturing is realizing alhaitham is actually an attractive and relatable character

#literally cannot do side profiles fuck side profiles i am never doing a side profile ever again #trying to get his fucking jawline right took off at least ten years of my life #but it's good now. the jawline is sharp enough to grate cheese. just like i wanted #anyway shoutout to alhaitham for having the sexiest guy in teyvat as his roommate i would've lost it #they're married but they just don't know it #genshin impact #alhaitham #alhaitham genshin impact #genshin impact alhaitham #lotus draws

[aliciamorov]

A POST TO SIMP FOR SEASON 7 RICK AHHHH (the photos are so bad bc i was taking pictures of my laptop☠️did I even write that right)

wet hair rick ✅

he's so FINEEEEEE MY LOOOORD

he gets more and more hot with every season (i want him so bad)

#rick and morty season 7 #rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick sanchez x male reader #rick sanchez x reader #LORD HES SO FINE #i love rick sanchez so much #hugh jackman on rick and morty oh god 😭 #this season is gonna be so good #i love this old man #sexy hot scientist grandpa #HIS WET HAIR #my english is so bad like always #im polish guys leave me alone #anyways i want to marry this man so bad #im wearing full rick and morty outfit today ahhh #i couldn't think about anything else in school than rick and morty istg

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

💗Komanami Week💗 Day 1: Confess

Just an average day in the komanami household

#danganronpa #komanami #komanami week #komanamiweek #komaeda nagito #nanami chiaki #nagito komaeda #chiaki nanami #my art #a e i o queue #what did ya think I was gonna make something cute and wholesome?? #i was until i got this idea and immediately knew which one I was gonna draw instead lololol #i want establish domesticity shenanigans your honor #look at them attempting to be a normal married couple. The apartment complex #say /The Komaedas/ with both disdain and pity because they actually like Chiaki #and don't understand why she's with that guy but Chiaki is so use to this being #peoples reaction that at this point if she sees/hears someone being mean to her husband #(for no good reason) she WILL call you out in the middle of the store and if she's feeling merciful #she'll give you some of the most backhanded compliments and passive aggressive jabs #the pointed judgmental and disappointed look she gives has emotionally traumatized so many #people know never to be disrespectful to her husband when she's around or lord have MERCY #meanwhile Nagito is oblivious to all this and is like: ''aren't our neighbors so nice :D'' lol

[allthebestnamesweretaken]

In S10 of Shameless Ian initially does not want to marry Mickey. When Mickey realizes why he eventually says “when you get over this whole I’m not worthy of love bullshit why don’t you give me a call” and man did that hurt. Combine that with Lip saying he thinks they should get married if that’s what they want, but Ian needs to figure out why he doesn’t want to marry Mickey now and it hurts even more. But then the next episode Ian beats up Mickey’s date (don’t talk shit about Mick) and proposes, and we never confront this idea that Ian doesn’t think he deserves to be loved. And though I loved groomzilla Mickey, the Gallavich wedding, and married them in S11 I just really wish the writers would have given Ian time to love himself and realize he deserves love

#shameless #gallavich #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #I think about this all the time #even if it was just an episode I would’ve been satisfied #idk it just feels like Ian was going through the wedding process for Mickey and not for both of them #not saying Ian didn’t want to get married but you could tell he wasn’t as into everything as Mickey was #though Mickey was coming at it from a “I hate my dad” stand point so there’s that #their wedding was so beautiful though #Ian finding that guy to sing living on a prayer lives in my head rent free #so yeah he wanted to get married but you get what I’m saying

[learn-and-yearn]

I want to lightly press a boy into the wall as we kiss

#guys my boyfriend wants to marry me #like. me. #they're perfect. devine. angelic. and he chose. me? #as long as he is my boy I am going to treat them so kindly and make sure there is never a moment they doubt if I love him #love when you see this: I love you. I love you so so much. forever. #tumblr I really like him #nblm #nblm yearning #mlm #mlm yearning #trans mlm #trans mlnb #t4t #t4t mlm #t4t mlnb

[lanshappycorner]

Malledu🐉♠️ doodles

#sebek is seething rn #u kno i think malledu would be objectively hilarious because deuce gets along well enough with sebek and silver #so if malledu real i think malleus would also be seething bc it feels like deuce gets along with his guards more than him sometimes💀 #also i think deuce is not the type that would quietly sit back and play spouse if he got married to malleus #i think he'd try to be a guard or do odd jobs around the castle #and since he is so Some Guy Energy most ppl dont even realize that hes malleus's fiance 💀 #workers in the palace whispering about how theyre thinking abt asking deuce out or smth #and sebek overhears and hes just like DO U WANT TO DIE ???? and silver is just 😐😬 (doesnt say anything) #deuce voice (casually) (oblivious): ah yes i am engaged to your king. anyways you said you wanted to have dinner together? #twisted wonderland #deuce spade #malleus draconia