#i wish i was joking tbh

[lest-we-forget-the-lamb]

anyone else have their brain chemistry altered by nbc hannibal

#i wish i was joking tbh #it’s like drastically changed me #mostly postitive though can’t really complain too much #i do think violence and gore is kinda hot now so uhhh #hannibal #nbc hannibal #again someone pay for my therapy #bug chirps #the hits

[venus-of-the-hrdsell]

May i ask what inspired the john isn't any other sexyaioty than bi post... I thought we all. Agreed on that???

You would be surprised at how many people I see online saying "he should be pansexual because he slept with king shark" or "he has slept with succubi, he must be pan", like, daily. A lot of people want to label him as "queer" saying that bi "isn't enough of a label to give him" and similar weird stuff.

Sadly I came across one of those posts around here, I wish it wasn't a common as it is.

#anon #answered #i wish i was joking tbh

[harmonysanreads]

*kneels down*

HAAH WHA??? HELLO? SOMEONE PLEASE PINCH ME AM I DREAMING????????

for context

Okay okay... I'm done screaming irl, this is?? I'm lost for words how beautiful it is???? I just woke up so I'm having a hard time processing reality (I legitimately screamed and now my mom is looking at me with a lot of concern) I wish I could be more eloquent but I'm just floored from how moved I am. Wdym "kneels down" I'd have you sit on a throne if I could :< RIP that friend who doesn't even have a name, you died a tragic death but at least it gave us exquisite content ✨

#beloved-brynn #i'm not joking the expressions backgrounds and the shot of arle's eye where reader is saying 'where is my friend' is EXACTLY how i imagined #her little fang poking out on the first panel<333 amazing detail #and the fact that you probably did this while juggling through quizes and classes?? i wish i could hug you #i'm very very very happy that you chose to illustrate this specific sequence of dialogues bcuz tbh the whole fic was built around them #will save this brag about to my friends and cherish this forever #also i wanted it to be a surprise but i'm currently working on your request!! (i nearly fell out of my chair when i got it) #and uh you made my whole month<333 #arlecchino #vampire arlecchino #yandere arlecchino #arlecchino x reader #about ; pantomime of the night #yandere arlecchino x reader

[dalkyeom]

Hi guys! so I was on the fence with posting something like this but wanted to ask for a bit of help financially because things got a bit dire.

tldr: my family and I faced homelessness quite abruptly and need to recuperate a bit of allowance. I want to help out as much as I can so this will go to any emergency funds/ movers / etc.

☕️✨ any amount of cups are appreciated! if you donate 5 cups or more I can draw a quick sketch as a thank you (nothing nsfw)

#boost and rts are appreciated! #also it’s not obligated I’m just in a tight pickle especially since 3 weeks ago #tbh I really wish this was an april fools joke but my life really said no rights! biggest character development arc #I’d open more cm slots bc they’re always open but I can’t work on them until early may #the semester was brutal so I want to finish my current batch asap first

[jichanxo]

grown man calls you his kitten in front of your friends, what do you do? (aka what happens when @four-white-trees and I have been very bad influences on each other)

#kuwagami #yagami takayuki #kuwana jin #lost judgment #judgment #judge eyes #takayuki yagami #jin kuwana #sugiura fumiya #kaito masaharu #jichanart #inspired by discord shenanigans #again #the idea of kuwana calling yagami his kitten with his whole damn chest was just too funny to pass up on #ESPECIALLY with an audience #because you just know this is going to be held over yagami's head forever #as soon as he thinks everyone's forgotten kaito snorts and says “kitten” and yagami cannot wish death upon kuwana harder #kuwana's shitty flirting is so real to me #and yagami hates that he's still in love with him. embarrassing #tbh i was planning to use the “go fuck yourself” for something in a fic but i couldn't think of another set up for my shitty kitten joke #so if you see me use that again no you didn't #personally my favourite parts of this are the kuwana in the first panel (cute) and the reaction shots at the end lol #yagami's face truly says “kys” and i wouldnt have it any other way #i've gotta get more familiar with comics and csp's tools because it's a bit rough around the edges but fun to make #and i also gotta draw catboy yagami tbh #sorry. had a lot of thoughts making this. #hope you like it kuwagami friends :D

[starflungwaddledee]

#sorry i could NOT get this out of my head when i read this ask. this is the funniest thing i have ever seen #just witnessed everybody saying that starstruck was sooo cute and soo precious in her big pink bow with her stupid little round cheeks #and ran begging into my inbox like PLEASE beat her the FUCK UP. okay!! absolutely!! as you wish it etc #i would never have actually done something this self indulgent without the prompt tbh but #joke's on you because the only characters i like throwing in the blender more than my faves are my sonas :) #you'll notice i only screenshotted it & this is not an answer to the actual ask. don't worry! it'll arrive some day #(this is jokeish in tone but i am genuinely delighted by this ask! never thought anyone would enjoy seeing stuff like that with my oc) #(always feel free to send me starstuck requests tbh!! even angst lmao. maybe i should throw her at galacta knight and see what happens) #(i think he'd just eat her whole in two bites like a strawberry cupcake ngl)

[bitchfitch]

the YouTubers i make fun of for being really really normal but act like they aren't in kinda cringe 'hello fellow teens' meets 'please like me please like me please like me' way have released a stained glass making video........ I'm posting this half because I'm working rn and can't watch it right away and know I'll be sent links to it, and half because i kinda want to live blog a viewing of it

#tbh their contemt has been getting really annoying lately #the editing went from occasional little joke to constant zooming and distorting #that 'were making content for older teens and adults but still want to appeal to little babys so lets just always have Something happening' #style of editing thats just so IDK #its a vibe i find actively nauseating with how often the camera is zooming and moving #but hey i guess they're getting that ipad baby add revenue #idk maybe they stopped doing that already bc i certainly stopped watching their videos a few months ago when it started #anyways wish me luck

[skullfragments]

when you’re a group of two where one is captain of the basketball team and the other is the weird genius student but you’ve finally embraced your true love for singing (and each other) and audition in the call-backs for the school winter musical after winning the basketball championships and the science decathlon, respectively.

here’s a close up or two:

#WE’RE SOARIN FLYYINNN #i was giving myself a headache over who should be who #so i finally said ‘fuck it crowley is taller’ #and thus he is troy and azi is gabriella #yes i listened to the hsm soundtrack while i drew this #tbh i had the time of my life lmao #my new goal is to have other people wish i never picked up a pencil #i have been enabled for too long #i need the batshit crack adjacent content to keep me going #it fuels me #remember in stick to the status quo #the skater kid plays the cello like an electric guitar #that is HIGH QUALITY CINEMA. TO ME. #anyway #feel free to be insane with me #while i laugh at my own jokes #good omens #good omens fanart #sara does art #aziracrow #high school musical #hsm #breaking free #WHAT TEAM #WILDCATS #GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME #another thank you to tumblr user crawley-fell for seeing my vision in their brainrot series

[the-passer-outer]

would yall believe me if i said this was the image that made me start to be a fan of td? (im dead serious this was the image)

#total drama #td alejandro #td tyler #this has to be one of my favs versions of the image tbh #i wish i was joking yall

[buttfrovski]

they should've done more research b4 making henrietta cishet

#one thing i love about south park is how spot on the goth kids are but u dropped the ball with making em cishet #she's still a baby tho.. give her time she will learn #south park #henrietta biggle #pls don't take this too serious #cartman too- i know they would NEVER make him anything other tbh but i saw straight cis make and thought DOUBT #he's something you'll never understand #i kinda wish they put bikecurious for butters just to stay true to the joke

[fistfuloflightning]

fic idea: Shen Yuan gets transmigrated very early into his own rogue cultivator npc. Somehow along the way he ends up adopting a few small children—all girls. As he grows to know and cherish them, it only makes him that much more pissed off at how Airplane handled LBH’s harem. Because his little girls are Wives #27, 32, 145 and 146. But they’re not the (very very flimsy-) book characters that he got angry at for sharing the single brain cell in the room, they’re people to him now—his daughters. And Shen Yuan will protect them from others trying to harm or use them—including the Protagonist.

#svsss #shen yuan #luo binghe’s wives #scum villain #I understand it’s a danmei novel #and not a super great one tbh #prob why I stopped reading around ch50ish and absorbed the rest by osmosis #but I kinda wish we had gotten more information on the wives as people rather than the butt of an ongoing joke #and maybe I just want SY to kick lbh’s ass on behalf of his daughters #if someone wants to write it let me know! #aus i’d love to read #aus i’ll never write #fic idea

[valiant-portabella-pirkko]

Flourish AU - Dragonheart Pirkko - Durmond Priory

Champion of the Caustic Elder Dragon

"Lasting change isn't gentle. It's harsh, abrasive, and inescapable. Either we'll adapt or we'll die trying."

"A better world starts with deciding what we're prepared to lose."

#my posts #guild wars 2 #gw2 #gw2 fan submission #Dragonheart Pirkko #Flourish AU #with all the sales going on i finally finished her look #she needed the maguuma shoulders + wanderer mask #(the wanderer mask NEVER goes on sale so if you want it you better grab it like Now. no really look at the gemstore history) #(it hadn't even been in the store at all since 2022 and this is the first time it's ever been on sale I Am Not Joking) #the only thing i wish is for a Vlast variant for the Aurene leggies for her but oh well. not every dream will come true. #i really gotta talk about this particular AU sometime tho tbh... #in Regrowth she's afraid of what she is and could become. #in Flourish though? she accepts even the parts that scare her. her power isn't something to fear. it's a tool and a weapon. #the blood of the jungle dragon flows through her veins and Tyria WILL hear her ROAR. her ENEMIES should be afraid. #she becomes the Champion of Vlast for a lot of reasons but the most significant is that they're so much alike. #neither has ever been anything other than the destiny that was set before them... and they don't know who they are outside that context. #they're trapped in roles they were molded for since their first breath. they barely understand the world they were built to save. #and yet... in spite of it all. they continue on. they do what they must. they fight for those who can't fight for themselves. #they're going to figure it out together... because in this big bright bold world they're the only two that REALLY understand each other. #they want to leave the world better than it was for them. #... even if they likely won't survive to see that happen. #the future will be better because it has to be. it must be. otherwise what have they spent their entire lives fighting for? #they don't belong to this world... but they can still build a better one. one that won't need anyone like them ever again. #I have... many thoughts about these two...

[c10v3r]

shes falling (down the stairs) /SILLY

#inanimate insanity #ii lightbulb #ii paintbrush #lightbrush #damn bro i want them too #/JOKE #i made it a challenge for myself to fiddle with as many blend settings as possible #thtiis.. tookk meee hoiuurdss…….. #hours well spent tbh id do it again #/JJJJ #i love inanimate insanity i wish gay people were real #i wish crabs were real too #omg. how could i forget #ii baxter #most important character #in the tnire picture

[paperbaldi]

not gonna lie I sometimes feel strange posting baldi art in 2023. Like I know is not my fault that I didn't know about fandoms and stuff but seeing some old posts of fans having fun when baldis basics was so popular and posting arts and stuff and seeing people interacting with each other with their baldi blogs and...i don't know. I feel like I missed so much fun. I feel like a fake fan because I didn't join the fandom sooner and when I see people mention some events that happened in the fandom I just. can't say anything because I wasn't there (or either I don't remember that much?)

#tbh i wouldnt even be here if it was not bcuz of friends and some people encouraging me to keep drawing even tho my old drawings sucked ass #like i know it doesnt matter if you join a fandom late but damn ggrgrgrrg!!!! #but i think thats good bcuz i was so much younger when the first game came out - #i cant imagine the horrors of internet danger. #i was busy watching comic dubs 😔 #now whenever i post baldi art i feel like that scene when Spongebob tells a tomato joke and everyone is like. silent 👽 #yeah i went stalking to a baldi blog who reposted baldi related through all way 2018 (worst mistake) #now when I see a baldi blog theyre either desactivated or abandoned which. i understand. lack of interest...! #i just kind of wish i was present when those blogs were created #also uh. sorry for this i hope yall understand 🥸 #talking :0) #i think i may delete later...? idk

[l3viat8an]

Ro! The JJK leaks destroyed me (literally I fell face-first into a depressive episode) lots of people talking trash and dismissing our feelings, but you know who would be the first one to comfort us??? Levi, that demon would be so ready with warm fuzzy soft blankets, soft pillows, snacks and lots of cuddles until we stopped crying and then some more. I hope you feel better soon too 🧡

Mimi <3 I was actually crying over the jjk leaks man  emotions are a bitch 😭 I really hope we both feel better soon 💕

And Levi would absolutely get it!!!! He’s got sooooooo many extra pillows ‘n blankets in his bathtub, it’s more like a little nest-

Your favorite snacks ‘n drinks on hand and endless cuddles!! He’s not letting you go, until he’s sure you’re feeling better!! Levi’s holding you as close as he can and nodding, letting you vent your emotions or just sit with him quietly.

Levi never really had anyone who understood that it really does hurt when a fictional character that you loved dies…so he wants to make sure he’s there for you <3

Then he’d totally recommend re-watching your favorite comfort anime! Oooor suggest something funny / sweet to watch together!

#wish I could type more comfort tbh- but my wrist hurts too much (a sprained wrist is honestly no joke 😭) #moot mail! #now I need levi cuddles and to cry again kshsjsh #obey me! #obey me levi x reader #levi <333

[musicalchaos07]

The lyric "tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him" but it's Argyle & Steve fighting over Jonathan

#where's nancy you ask #holding Jonathan's hand and officiating the fight #Argyle would body steve with one passive aggressive but well meaning fit check #i joke #but seriously Argyle would Vibe Check Steve so hard he'd wish it was Vecna #Robin would also be laughing in the corner tbh #stranger things #jonathan byers #steve harrington #Argyle #jargyle #stonathan #stargyle