#i would neeeeeeeever

[daily-ish-syndicate-headcanons]

Techno has the nastiest resting bitch face you will ever see. He constantly looks like he's furious at something.

#daily ish syndicate headcanons #dream smp #dsmp #the syndicate #technoblade #ranboo #nihachu #philza #syndicate #rbf #swearing #me projecting onto c!techno? naur #i would neeeeeeeever #(i am a liar) #also this hc of mine just furthers my autistic ctechno headcanon #i am autistic btw #i project so heavily onto that man its not even funny #but!!!!! hes so me fr!!!!!!!

[altraviolet]

OMG hiii, my first ask !

If Soundwave could make his own horror movie for the minibots, what would be in it ?

hi! thanks for the ask :D

Oooh this is a fun one. I think Soundwave is not one to do things in a half ass manner, so he would be sure to include each minibot's deepest fear >D which is either incredibly good movie making or incredibly malevolent on a friendship level xD

For Swerve- Soundwave knows he's afraid of the DJD, so they'd be in there

For Tailgate- Soundwave knows Tailgate is in a relationship with Cyclonus, so he'd probably do something about that

For Rewind- hmmmmmm you know... I assume? SW knows about Rewind and Chromedome being together? It's never mentioned but I'm sure he would've picked it up by now.

So maybe the best horror movie is one in which Tailgate and Rewind lose their conjunxes and Swerve gets told he'll neeeeeeeever ever have anyone and will die alone at the hands of the DJD.

That sounds pretty traumatizing to me xD

#ask #anonymous #horror movies

[kmp78]

What I can see out there.

K, I think SB is an old friend and CL is trying to make JL and SB together. I think SB is the best part for J in the CL's eyes. And I think mama Leto has an issue with Jared's model gfs. Especially with those who are not... Americans. Lol. And Jared is under her influence. That is why his all love life sucks. Guys. 🥰

***

Well tbh SB seems one of the more stable and less ridiculous people in his circles so CL wanting her son to end up with someone like that would be quite normal! 🙌

But it ain't neeeeeeeever gonna happen... 🚫

She hasn't got model looks and even tho I don't know her age, it's safe to assume she's way past his preferred age limit for his chicks, so... 🙅‍♂️

Besides, I think CL has already resigned to the fact that her youngest is a lost cause on that front! 🤷🏼‍♀️

Then again she was probably as stunned as we were when her oldest managed to get his shit together and land a woman WELL ABOVE his previous ones, so maybe hope does spring eternal! 🙏

#submission

[starstruckmyths]

Your mandalorian AU Steve is going to promise to keep his eyes shut and ask for a kiss isn't he?

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Nonnie, I would neeeeeeeever do anything like that🥺

(read below😇)

|X|

“Close your eyes, and do not open them until I tell you so.”

Was that a challenge? Steve leaned back a little, eyes sweeping up and down the appearance standing at the other side of the fire, not too far away. Though he felt tempted to speak up and ask him more questions, to annoy him with a mindless babble and push and pull until the very end of James’ patience, Steve cast one last look on the helmet before he did what was asked of him. 

His eyes fluttered closed, and the world went dark. All the specks of the late night sky, the flickering of the flames and all lanterns were gone, not a wisp of light to be found, and it was thrilling in more way than one. Though he never liked to keep his eyes closed if not for sleep, especially around others, it was not fear bleeding from his pounding heart as the footsteps approached. 

Right before his feet, that was where the steps stopped. There was not a graze of fingers, not the smallest brush of fabric of skin, but still Steve could feel him, as if he had embraced him with more than his earthly form. It was a kind of warmth and energy radiating from the other’s body, like a tangible aura not to be missed skimming the bare skin of his arms, leaving goosebumps in its wake. 

It was not sure if it was his brain compensating for his lack of sight, working all the other senses, dialing them up to their higher forms as to try and complete the picture, even when there was only darkness in front of him. His skin caught the warmth from another body, his nose the leather and metal of clothing not his and the ashes of the campfire, and his ears the breathing and even, perhaps, the faint beating of a second heart. A click then reached him, the echo of metal following. Louder puffs of air spun up; Steve knew James had taken off his helmet, and his breath caught in his throat. 

His mind whirled like a storm, thousands of faces from his past coming forth to try and match with the little he was given. 

A hot breath like a desert wind ghosted across his lips, the oh so light brush of the tip of a nose against his own before it retreated, and Steve could not move. He sat frozen in place, perched on his own log, eyes closed and his head tilted back as if all by itself, like it knew what was going to happen and it wanted nothing more. 

“You sure you want this?” the husky whisper of James’ voice asked, words and breath flowing across his lips like the waves of an ocean, “When you open your eyes it will only be my helmet that you see.”

Steve nodded faintly, head bobbing forward half an inch, trying, feeling. There was a graze of something soft, something so close and all there for him to take. He released a bit of baited breath himself, a shudder working up his frame and along came an almost pitiful noise as he had to keep himself contained. A hand came up to stroke his jaw, almost in response, as if it tried to soothe his inner turmoil of want want want and need need need. 

“I do not need to see to be sure,” Steve whispered back, “For it is my heart that knows what is right.”

Any other words he may have dared to utter had no chance to leave his mouth, for it was soon to occupied with the second piece that slotted against his own like a puzzle. It was a kiss like he had not shared many, so alike and yet so different. It was not an explosion of stars, of sparks in his belly or anything as such, it was familiar in a way only those of past lives could ever feel. 

His mother had told him often of the stories, of people so familiar despite never having met before, sharing a connection difficult to match with any other. Family, friends, lovers, like they had been something before, separated by time and mortality, only to find each other in a new life. 

The feeling of James’ lips on his own, touching so softly in a movement so exploring, capturing his bottom one and nipping it gently, the tip of his tongue darting out to lick the poor lip as if to soothe it. Steve moved back, only just able to keep his hands on the wood he was sitting on, tilting his head back a little further and parting his lips in an invitation, but James did not take it. 

“Let us hope your heart is right,” James said, pressing his lips to the corner of Steve’s mouth, slowly, softly, but almost as if to say goodbye, before he pulled back. “For the sake of us both.”

The same little sound as before - click - spun up at his ears, and Steve counted a few more seconds in his head before he opened his eyes. James was now standing much closer, but it did not matter much, as his face was once again hidden by the firm wall of metal, and all he saw was the Beskar Helmet he had grown to hold so dearly.  

|X|

🥰✨

#stucky au #stucky #my writing #the mandalorian au #mandalorian bucky barnes #marvel mandalorian au #marvel au #star wars stucky au #steve x bucky #bucky x steve #stevebucky #buckysteve #steve rogers #bucky barnes #asking starmyth #I just love this okay

[cd-roms]

bluh bluh i would neeeeeeeever possess my friends bluh bluh big piece of shit liar.

#t.

[petersthree]

Legends of Tomorrow

OOH it’s been a while since I watched that even though I keep meaning to watch lol but still uhh enjoy this for the first 3 seasons :P 

my all-time ultimate fave character: JAAAAAX I love him sm I didn’t expect for him to be my favorite but then the first episode happened and I was like him! He’s my favorite! I love him! I think one of the reasons why I haven’t caught up (besides school lmao) is that I know he’s gone from the show and while I know I’ll still like the show, I’m gonna miss Jax a lot 

a character I didn’t used to like but now do: Ooh. I didn’t like Ray on his Arrow days. I thought he was super creepy and stalkery, and I didn’t like that it was romanticized. On The Flash he always seemed sweet and like the Ray Palmer I wanted to watch, and then Legends essentially retconned him and I embraced that retcon hard lol he was so much more adorable and the Ray Palmer on Legends would neeeeeeeever do the weird shit that Ray Palmer on Arrow would do 

a character I used to like but now don’t: None tbh! Everyone was enjoyable to watch and I really liked them for the most part 

a character I’m indifferent about: Uhh Savage? He just wasn’t a compelling villain to me so I didn’t enjoy watching him and I couldn’t like, hate him either because he literally was just kinda boring to me 

a character who deserved better: Oof Kendra (or Rip, as I did know he ended up sacrificing himself but I didn’t get there soooo). The show started because of her, essentially, it was her story against Savage, and I don’t really know why she (and by association, Carter) were cut out of the show. Maybe Ciara wanted to leave in which case, fine lol, but as an audience member it seemed weird to me and that her story was just getting started. 

a ship I’ve never been able to get into: Coldatom. I thought the dynamic was fantastic but I never shipped it but idk to each their own 

a ship I’ve never been able to get over: Uhhhhhhhh Coldwave I guess? 

a cute, low-key ship: Captain Canary. I’m sensing a Snart pattern in these ship asks hahaha 

an unpopular ship but I still enjoyed it: UH. Any of the poly ships??? Or maybe idk. I liked the Hawkmates well enough 

a ship that was totally wrong and never should have happened: Uhhhhhh? 

my favourite storyline/moment: UHHHHH idk I’m just along for the ride essentially

a storyline that never should have been written: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

my first thoughts on the show: This is gonna be such a fun show!!! And so high quality and good!

my thoughts now: Legends has the budget of like a garage and I can barely follow their plots and I’m pretty sure the characters fuck everything up even worse but I love it and these disasters and I legitimately do want to catch up because it still looks incredibly fun and it seems to get gayer with each season lol

Send me a TV series!

#janie gets asks #down-in-dixie

[purplesurveys]

449

Ever want a monkey as a pet? Only if it would be ethical to get one. Are there even cases where it’s ethical to care for a monkey and take them home? I’m not so sure. What's the scariest bug you've ever seen? I’ve been scared all of them, but cockroaches will always take the cake. Do you have a favorite movie? if so what is it? Two for the Road and Good Will Hunting. Do you know the definition of floccinaucinihilipilification? No clue. What's your favorite color? Black or pastel pink.

Would you ever dye your hair that color? My hair is already black; I don’t plan on dyeing it pink ever. What was your favorite TV show you watched as a kid? SpongeBob, Suite Life, That’s So Raven. How many times a day do you tell your parents you love them? We’re not close so I don’t tell them so. Sometimes I’ll reply it to my dad when he chats me on Facebook, but I won’t say it to my mom. Ever talk to your pets? All the time. Do you think it's alright if people baby talk to babies? Of course. People shouldn’t mind other people’s way of talking to babies; they can be as high-pitched and sound as silly as they want if that’s how they get the baby to communicate with them. Do you believe that it will affect how fast they will learn to talk? I’m no baby psychologist lmao but if it helps the baby, then might as well keep doing it. Ever want to put a saddle on a great dane and ride it like a pony? No. Ever take a nap in a hammock? If we had a hammock I would probably fall asleep in it all the time, yeah. Spring, summer, fall, or winter? Winter. Do you like swimming in a pool or the ocean more? Ocean for days. Pools are slimy, smell weird, and have disgusting kids swimming (and peeing) in them. Do you think spongebob might be gay? Filed under ‘things I never think about.’ Blues Clues: was it better when she wasnt a puppet and talking? ??? Did the characters ever turn into puppets? I don’t remember that happening. Who's the best character in Rugrats? I always wanted to be Angelica lmao. Do you have cable? Yep, but I neeeeeeeever watch on cable anymore. Do you watch Comedy Central? No. I’ll watch segments from shows that I know are from Comedy Central, but I don’t watch the channel itself. Can you pull off the big bug sunglasses? I don’t know, I’ve never tried. Do you carry a purse or are you a pocket person? Pocket person. Ever get caught doing something naughty with your boyfriend/girlfriend? LOL yeah. Did you ever understand why you look for eggs on the day Jesus came back? No. Does the number 23 have any signifcance to you? Yeah, it’s the day of our anniversary. Poptarts or toaster stroodles? POP. TARTS. Do you know what college you’re going to go to? I knew nine years ago, and I’m glad things went according to plan. Who has had the biggest impact on your life? Gabie. Girls: ever wear boxers? Guys: ever wear a thong? No. Do you use q-tips to clean your ears? I do. How often do you wear make-up? Never, and only for events that I think are super important or when Kate wants to play with my face and put makeup on it. Ever want to make out with someone, anyone, didn't matter who? I’ve never felt like doing this. Staying a virgin until you're married or already had sex? Already did. If you had to choose one food to eat for the rest of your life it would be: Fried chicken. Or banh mi. How often do you curse? Too many times in a day to count it, I think haha. Use that potty mouth around your folks? Sometimes I’ll slip, but I’ve stopped getting in trouble for it any more. Enjoy going over the river and through the woods to grandmas smelly house? ???????? My grandma lives in a gated subdivision and it smells like childhood in there. Does your grandma smell good or bad or just old? She smells nice, but this is question is so inappropriate. Does she make good food? Ugh, the best. I want to learn her recipes so bad. Ever laugh and say "lol" in real life and not mean to? Hahahahaha sure. Smack someone on the ass lately? Nope. Someone smack your ass lately? Yep. Now did that person smack your ass (butt) or ass (donkey)? -____- Question 44: do you want to live past 44? Of course. Do you want to die good looking or old looking or doesnt matter? These questions are getting a wee bit irritating. Are you Polish? No. Ever rock a kilt? Nope. Ever been called a tease? Sure. Ever had your feelings hurt when you knew the person was joking? As someone who’s super sensitive, yes. Dancing. Its better together. Kinda like sex right? I hate dancing. Do have a job? And if so what is it? Not yet. Ya like money? Of course. Do you make jack-o-laterns during halloween? That’s not really tradition here. We’re more into trick-or-treating.

Who is your favorite actor or actress? Or do you not have one? Kate Winslet. Have you ever swam with dolphins? No, just watched them from afar. Ever fall in love but the other person just fell in like? Nope. Do you like puppies more than adult dogs? I love both. Cats, awesome pets or satan in diguise? Satan in disguise. I’m sure they make awesome pets for other people but I just can’t stand to be in the same room as them. Does love hurt? Even if it's true and real? Yes. Ever wish you could trade lives with ANYONE? Even a person you hate? Sometimes, when I get envious of other people.

#survey #surveys

[vadenspoo]

I had to watch that Netflix documentary on Vick's dog fighting ring. It's 100% bias as can be. All about how game bred pit bulls would neeeeeeeever bite. They don't want to fight. We we're given questions to answer. One was even, what we're pit bulls originally used for in the US? The movie said they were family dogs. I said that was bullshit and literally wrote, the breed was developed in the states for bull baiting and dog fighting. You don't name a new family companion breed american pit bull terrier. They're not nanny dogs. Why would a nanny dog(the fuck even is that) need the bite force to crush a watermelon? Fucking snack time? Nah.

Behavior is genetic. Game bred dogs can be good pets for people who understand and respect them. But they shouldn't be treated like unsocialized golden retrievers. They don't need to be forced to fight. They're not aggressive because of fighting. They fought because they're aggressive.

#apbt #dog fighting

[yam1bunny]

do you like my divorce images

THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED I WOULD NEEEEEEEEVER MURDER MY EX }:(((((??

#fr tho I wouldn't lmao #spamton divorce arc #spamton

[madamslayyy]

I just wanna say that I’m a bitch, and I don’t know why you won’t let me tell Erik that I kinda wanna suck his whole dick and have his children. I feel bad because Ty is so sweet but Erik is that nigga, unfortunately. We have history and for some reason I like emotional trainwreck ass niggas 🤷🏽‍♀️

Lol Reader is just not that bold in this story. She has a horrible fear of rejection and thus Erik finds her hideous . She would neeeeeeeever say something like that to Erik with where they are now but we never know what the future holds 👀👀👀

[msthang1971]

Bougie, overpriced Joseph •Beth NEEEEEEEEVER got one dime of my money. EVER. But I would take my newly purchased hoard of Waldenbooks(😪man how I miss them so much😪) or Media Play(***refer to Waldenbooks reference😪)stacks of REASONABLY priced books of all genres and sit all classy and fancy, schmancy in the Joseph•Beth snooty area and just enjoy the smell of the books, the peace, the calm and the privacy and quiet. I will miss this. And I'm sad that my Minions Dos Tres' will miss out on the experience that brought me so much joy.😪😪 https://www.instagram.com/p/B_0-0a5lcypkZowrc7qK63n8ppBk9zlSO08KY80/?igshid=15r3sy6op93tv

[kewltie]

Oh, I remember that au, really really looking forward to it 💓💓💓

HI ANON!!

I LIT FORGOT THAT ENTIRE AU TILL THIS MORNING BEFORE WORK BC I WAS TACKLING CD AND WAS LIKE MAAAAAAAAAN IT WOULD SO DIFF IF HYUKJAE AND DONGHAE MET UNDER A DIFF CIRCUMSTANCES. THERE PROB WOULDN’T BE ANY (FALSE) LOVE TRIANGLE BS AND MORE HILARIOUS COURTSHIP THAT SCANDALIZE THE IMPERIAL COURT. 

and then i remember that AU where THEY DID MEET DIFF and was like… did i dream it all up??? AND LO AND BEHOLD i did dream it up and was screaming about it on my tumblr. i never neeeeeeeever had the urged to write it until now when an idea hit me and I JUST HAD TO GET THIS SCENE WRITTEN BC IT GOT ALL MY FAV ELEMENTS. im kinda really excited for it bc i think it’s doable, i get to write cd!eunhae in a completely diff dynamic (NO SECRECY, ANGSTY INNER DRAMA, & LOVE TRIANGLES BS THAT PLAGUE CD) and that’s really interesting. 

ALSO bc it’s really fun to play with the idea of donghae being a food taster + touched starve bc his skin/body is poisonous from all the poison he ingested to be immune to it all which made him one of the STRONGEST deterance against assassination plots against regis but ALSO THE MOST DANGEROUS in close proximity to him also. i fucking love that dichotomy. and it’s really ironic that cd!donghae spend his time trying to wear LESS in the original but in this au version of him HE SPEND MORE TIME BEING AS CLOTHED AS POSSIBLE BC ANY OPEN SKIN OF HIS IS V V V DANGEROUS and he never neeeeeeever want to endanger his majesty so FUN ;DDDD she says!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

basically, ‘au!cd: the poison prince & the god’ is hella COOL and i hope you’ll enjoy it as much as i am writing it rn!!! 

THANKS AGAIN ANON!!

#fic: nabi #i have a full shift tmr... #on xmas eve i know #but look after tmr it's xmas #i lit do nothing on xmas except chill sooooo #it's doable #i believe #anonymous #reply

[teamdoofus]

2, 5, 8, 15 for Deirdre/George (probably not a ship of yours, but I want to hear your thoughts!!)

pfff, as if that would ever stop me! I mean, I answered wade/nancy and dieter/nancy, too, right? ANYTHING GOES :D

2. Who reminds the other to take care of themselves?

between the two of them, george is the ~responsible one, so they take care of each other, but in their own ways. deirdre reminds george that sleep is necessary and that she needs to take a break and SEE, GEORGE, ISN’T STOPPING YOUR WORK FOR AN HOUR OR SO TO HAVE MINDBLOWING SEX FUN, etc. etc. meanwhile, george reminds deirdre to actually take the time to do her work and for the love of godstop procrastinating already

5. Do either of them avidly follow a celebrity and/or fandom?

you knowwwww, I think deirdre might have been stanning any number of boybands for some time now, not that anyyyyone knows about that. so when george finds out about this (george who fangirls people like elon musk), she neeeeeeeever lets her live it down :D

8. Who likes to play with the other’s hair?

deirdre likes playing with george’s hair, actually! she already plays with her own hair, but there’s just something about george’s hair that’s nice to touch (I’m sure part of this just comes down to that slight sense of possessiveness, you know? almost like this is my hair to touch, if you will), and george tolerates it where deirdre’s instinct is just to swat people away. you know, like a hypocrite

15. Who likes to wear the other’s sweaters?

ohhhhhhhhh deirdre LIVES in some of george’s sweaters. they’re oversized and big and warm and she can tuck her knees up into them and they smell like her and oh gosh. this is how they all slowly migrate over to deirdre’s side of the closet until she realizes that they no longer smell like george and she takes the new sweaters she bought and has been wearing, and it rotates from there!

#george fayne #deirdre shannon #what is their ship name?? geirdre? geordre? shayne?? deirge???? HELP #george x deirdre #ship meta #ask meme #headcanons #tam talks #elizabethmarvin #SHAYNE IT IS #shayne

[kmp78]

Have you ever felt the need to make something up that sounds plausible just to see if those who hate this blog copy it to fb thinking it's TRUE and exposing them when they say they hate u but still steal your posts. #evilcackle

Anon you are the DEVIL! 😂😂😂😳😱😈

I would neeeeeeeever! 🤭

(Except now you're giving me ideas... 😈)

[kmp78]

 J had enough of her pushing for commitment and said “it is what it is, take it or leave it, I’m not going to commit. Wanna stay around, fine. Wanna go, fine.” and Fakery got all hurt but in the end ran back to daddy for more crumbs." I agree anon. I get a feeling that she is the one who keeps running back because she has much wants in Hollywood and who else does she know or have there. Nobody as far as I can tell She knows if she let's go, she has to look for a new actor/ hollyweirdo

Yeah and JL would NEEEEEEEEVER in a million years want her out of his own free will cos he basically hates her and was actually even GLAD she was gone but her being the conniving scum that she is, she just wouldn't leave him alone and practically forced him to "take her back" and someone probably should call the cops cos she's definitely #MeToo'ing him and making him do things with his weenus against his will all for a movie role. 😭😭😭