#i’m not gonna kill it don’t worry

[garfieldsladybird]

GUYYYSSSS I CAUGHT A FLY AGAIN!!!

MAHAHAHANAMHAHAHHA—

EHEHEHEHEH

#garfield talks #garfields high ᴥ︎ #i’m crazy #this is like my fourth time. no- I kind of want to see my sixth :PP #🤪🤪🤪 #okay no- #nvm :| #I can’t believe I just forgot how to spell the abbreviation to never mind. okay 👍 #:) #do you know that smile that you make when it’s like an awkward smile and you’re just like ‘ok what the fuck’ #it’s like a smile frown pushing your lips together- #I don’t know #whatever #ehehhehe #what do I do with this fly I think it’s going to suffocate I mean it’s still alive so maybe not #after a few days it will be dead though.  #i’m not gonna kill it don’t worry #i’m gonna let it free like soon #maybe #ehehheheh

[looking-to-rattle-the-stars]

i’m in act 3 of baldurs gate 3 with 2/3 [collected items] for the main story point so here’s some (stupid/absurd) shit i’ve done in my first run of the game!

spoilers ahead!

(also a little out of order towards the end cause i’ve dropped 169 hours into this bad boy lol)

after recruiting astarion and shadowheart i went to the mindflayer in the ship ruins, trying to resist the mental connection and instantly died leaving shadowheart and astarion to fight the mindflayer who pretty much instantly killed them and had to immediately reload

almost didnt recruit gale cause i somehow missed walking by his rock the first time and had to google where he was 💀

sided with the tieflings instead of laezel and when she got knocked unconscious i tried to cure wounds her and she didnt get back up

i then proceeded to accidentally loot everything off her person so she was laying in mud naked and unaware

stole the druids statue after completing the main quest line so that the tieflings wouldnt die but now i have no use for it

almost didnt recruit laezel because i almost didnt go through with checking out the mountain pass and was going to strictly stick to the underdark

in the grymforge i killed all the duergar before letting out nere because i couldn’t get them to side with me for combat and thought this would be easier

had to revive laezel after killing the gith who killed her and that night i long rested i forgot i looted everything off her body and so instead of being in sleep clothing she was just naked

when in the gith creche (?) i pretty much killed all the gith i came across (not on purpose though)

when walking in the underdark i was going to climb up netting but i passed my perception check too late and traps went off and then i couldnt get up the wall

finding the fish cult and killing them and their god

glitched out halsins questline so i had to leave him in act 2 (maybe i didn’t glitch it, was maybe just the order i did stuff but 🤷‍♂️)

was so invested in shadowheart lore i immediately did the gauntlet of shar before talking to isobel at last light inn or going into moonrise towers so that was fun

gave the toll collector an identity crisis so they killed themself

convinced the nurses to "experiment" on each other and watched them kill themselves and then failed to convince the surgeon to do the same

in raphaels quest for astarion i had the guy tell his group to kill themselves, told him to kill his pet, and the told him to kill himself

did kethrics phase one no problem got to phase two and told him he could right his wrongs and watched him kill himself and then immediately had to fight the god of death (phase three)

dribbles scavenger hunt (not yet completed)

went into the sewers via the emperors old hideout only to get greeted by orin pretending to be laezel and find out she kidnapped laezel

fought cazador and when astarion asked for help ascending i told him no and watched him kill cazador, break the staff, and then break up with me and leave the party with tears in his eyes ( i reloaded instantly afterwards)

in act one at the goblin camp i put poison in their alcohol and watched them drop like flies

in act one, at the creche, when speaking with the doctor there and using the device i failed all the saves and laezel almost died but the spirit guardian had to step in cause they didnt like that

slept with the emperor in act three soley for the achievement and then reloaded because i felt bad for cheating on astarion

(fun fact abt this one the three people who walked in on me were astarion wyll and jaehira and it made me want to die until i remembered this was a reload done solely for the achievement and not my main save lol)

took out the steelwatch before speaking to gortash and now all of wyrms rock fortress is red so im just an enemy to one section of the city

said i would save the gondians(?), watched several of them die in the prison and then when uprising in the lab every last one of them died in combat

had to fight gortash with no cut scene and cause of the order i did things in uhh wylls dad had to die cause no way was i letting him renew his pact with mizora but the worst part is his quest line, as of when i last was on, is glitched and when i go to speak to him in regards to the quest marker over his head he just greets me like usual 😭

because of the order i did stuff i lost my wyrms rock (fortress) teleport point and when i tried to cross the bridge they wouldn’t let me so i killed a man (the fraudulent toy maker arfur or whatever) and they still wouldn’t let me in so i just decided to enter from the lower city

oh and if you’re wondering why i didn’t go to gortash sooner, when i tried to enter that area/sharess caress, the fist had a steel watch check me and they declared me an enemy of the state or whatever and i got arrested on the spot and then was too afraid to re-enter wyrms rock cause i thought if i went in the front again that the steelwatch would arrest me again 💀

was also surprised when gale was totally okay with breaking into private quarters when it was for his own gain idk the bit i’ve talked to him i just didn’t expect for him to be so okay and on board with it? whatever he got to read his silly book and tell me that he wants to become a god but we’ll deal with that later

also breaking into the vault for jaehiras quest was so silly! after rescuing mayrina in act one my ass always tries to keep water on me and what do you know it was useful for causing a short circuit (with a little help from call lightning lol)

and that’s all i can think of right now (3:30am) but i’m sure there’s more to come as deal with orin and rescue minsc… and also collect dribbles head lmao

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 tav #bg3 shitpost #bg3 companions #bg3 act 3 spoilers #i’m def doing some things different when i do another run #also agh karlachs speech after killing gortash #my heart #i’m so sad and worried for her #this game is also against me having lae’zel in the party #don’t know why #she’s an interesting character i’m def gonna give her the time of day in another run

[babygirllinds]

lol not me taking a break from writing everything else bc I decided to write my first 5+1 fic

#it’s coming along kind of fast bc it’s half angst half comfort #and I’m in an angsty mood #it’s icemav but I’m putting Mav through it #ice is offering all the comfort #so don’t worry I’m not killing ice off this time #*looks at my fic happiness with tears in my eyes and a glare* #I’m not gonna put y’all through that again (for now) #talks about goose dying tho so yea there’s that #woohoo for ptsd dreams and panic attacks

[autoneurotic]

gale is insane i love him so much. just talked to him n he was like you remind me of my ‘cat’. btw i think your unclean body smells great and if you say anything else to me i WILL kill myself (accidentally)

#i’m like. gripping my face and wailing in real life. he’s sooooo so so so so so so so #dream man. #also like. idk i’m gonna say he’s maybe in his 40s wouldn’t you think? #and getting hit on by the evilest 20something in faerûn #incredible dynamic #after i killed Alfira he was like sooo. i’m just. gonna say what we’re all thinking: you uhhhh. did that. right. haha? #like shhhh nooo don’t worry. shhhh. :) yes.

[taranza-stan]

Can the game have a good ending where you don't die? I'll feel bad otherwise, poor Tarn :(

Thank you for your concern, but I’m already thinking about what my potential crime scene would look like.

#also don’t worry I would probably pull some *dw I can’t be killed* bs at the end #I’m just gonna be unconscious or something the entire time

[voiceshearingyouloud]

I was feeling extremely suicidal today, like the worst I have in maybe four or five years now, and I was deliberating over whether I should go to the hospital like pretty much all day and now that I feel better I realise that the moment I started drafting my suicide note in my head was probably when I should’ve decided that 😭

#it’s so hard to think logically in the moment though; and I didn’t want to worry my dad or my partner #even though me killing myself would hurt them more obviously lol #I’m glad I feel better though #finally at like 5pm after doing all the chores and getting dressed and making meals and napping and going outside and exercising and calling #people and watching my favourite things #and none of it made even the slightest difference #(and I was drafting my suicide note) #I was like alright I need to do something about this because I’m gonna get exhausted and lose the fight pretty soon #which is always how my suicidality has been #I’ve never made a plan I’ve just come very very close to being worn down by the constant obsession and just giving in #which is hard to explain to ER nurses! #anyway. as soon as I decided that it instantly was like a cloud went away so that was weird as hell and I still don’t get it but at least I #don’t want to die as much anymore! #I’m seriously good now; like just normal sad and tired #but it does scare me that it took me so long to decide to go to the hospital #cause that was really cutting it close for a while there 😬 #I don’t trust myself to get it right the next time. but hopefully I’ll remember this and just go #anne speaks #now I’m just dying over how hilarious it was that I was literally drafting my suicide note and still was like hmm I wouldn’t want to worry #my partner so I don’t think it’s wise to go to the hospital. #like girl?? what??? #suicidality tw #tw suicidality #suicide mention #suicide tw #tw suicide #all the trigger tags cause this post is pretty graphic lol #but anyway I’m totally safe now #wouldn’t want anyone to worry if you’re the type to worry about this #:-)

[sugarcarnation]

!! im back again bc i remembered a theory i heavily believe in on tt abt 109 and i sent this to someone else too so heres the basic gist of it

notice the correlation between atsushi vs akutagawa + dazai vs chuuya both are fighting their vampire port mafia rivals, while the protagonists are losing, ex. atsushi loses an arm and a leg, dazai breaks his legs and gets shot, but we know atsushi is the mc, there fore won't be killed off. due to the parallels between the two protags, dazai AND atsushi might win or make it out alive, unless asagiri wants to be a little shit and show us either a. the different two ways the relationships could go (life and death) b. he likes to make us suffer

oh and dazai's a big money maker so that too !! either way dazai most likely will live (+ sigma but thats for another ask)

thanks for coming to my ted talk (p.s i was the uhhh feral chuuya anon earlier LKMFAFIOSJ) ((big switch up))

feral chuuya anon!! you have the range

but yeah i agree i can’t imagine asagiri killing either atsushi or dazai off. atsushi is not only the main character but i’m pretty sure there’s also a lot of things he has left unresolved in this arc. it would be against the themes of bsd to kill him after he chose to believe in hope and fight to save the people around him

same with dazai i just can’t believe they’d ever kill the suicidal guy in the reasons to live manga. not even talking about how he’s such a fan favorite and how in there’s still a lot you can develop in his character and his relationships to other people

also asagiri loves fake cliffhanger deaths. even if one of them did supposedly die i’d have to wait for the next twenty chapters without their appearance to actually believe it

#going with a light and death parallel between these two couples would be fun tbh #but it would make me sad so i’m gonna choose to not believe it lmao #but again i don’t think any of the main characters are actually in danger of being permanently killed off #the parallels exist for sure but i’m hoping for a happy end for them #if there’s anyone i’m worried about it’s fukuzawa tbh #bsd

[folkpunkfishercat]

not to say something absolutely foul but I love valentines it’s my favorite holiday and having feelings for this man who clearly sees me as his lil boy toy and not boyfriend material is making me want to give a bj to a double barrel

#forgive me for this post I’ve been day drinking #kill me please <3 #suicide tw #I’m not gonna do it tho don’t worry lol

[cinewhore]

starting to feel like him idk what’s going on

#what they say? #the person likely to kill you is you 😭 #don’t worry I’m just going a little stir crazy #been trying to keep myself isolated for the most part due to Covid #and the weather is dropping drastically so if i don’t need to be outside i won’t #not gonna lie i had a thought™️ #then i instantly got up and paced because no SIR #we not on that shit this year I’ll be damned #I’m waiting for Sherlock Holmes three to drop before i entertain that thought anymore lol #now that’s what i call blogging

[malaismere]

thinking about 4-sided dive and Taliesin talking about Bells Hells being npcs and like...

Reality itself works so different for PCs and NPCs. There’s the obvious class level things but also like. Death saves are a PC thing - it’s an optional rule for NPCs and honestly not widely used. Unless they’re the big bad, or it’s specified nonlethal, basically anyone the main characters knock to 0 is instantly dead, whereas you usually have to work to kill a PC permanently.

There are a lot of fallacies that dnd parties tend to fall into as they get higher levels and less attached to the world. Getting super rich and just giving away gold like it’s nothing when it’s a full days labor. Expecting to find high level magic items for sale in backwater towns or get someone to cast spells for them. Being surprised that the random townie they hit has <5 hp.

Main Characters get to live in the cartoon logic world where they can get stabbed in the gut and be better with a good nights rest, versus everyone else living in this grimdark world where all of these attacks cause serious, permanent injuries, and even if they do get brought up from 0 they’ve got months of recovery.

Every other member of the Bells Hells has either always been close enough to Adventurers that they got caught in the bubble (Orym, FCG) or have been weird long enough they forgot it’s not normal (Chetney, Laudna, Imogen) if they ever knew (Fearne). But Ashton? Ashton feels like they still view the world the way they did as an npc thug.

Of course you run and leave people behind. The only healing you have is potions, and once someone’s down chances are even that won’t bring them up. What’re you gonna do with a corpse, bury it? That’s not worth a life, you leave them behind, no second thoughts...

And going from cartoon world to grimdark world is scary af, suddenly realizing what you do leaves scars - but it’s nothing compared to the reverse. Going from violence having consequences to it all being fixed in the morning. Learning that this could all have been fixed so easily but instead you were watching people be hurt - learning that it’s relatively cheap to bring people back from the dead. That’s horrifying.

#critical role #Ashton greymoore #bells hells #cr meta #this is very ramble but is like 2am I’m justified #something about the hells saying you never leave someone behind to the cut purse who tried to run #while they had everyone else dead on the ground and outnumbered 8 to 1 #and the expectation from the group Ashton was gonna kill the wizard #and instead they just rifled through their pockets and stole their shit like a cutscene reset #def projecting some of my favorite tropes here but #it’s the way adventuring parties don’t internalize the fact that what they do is just murder #vs the POV of someone deeply aware of the fact #and like he’s fine with it but he’s kind of worried that they don’t get it

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

why did my dad have to have his retirement party on a day i could have been going wonking instead. does he hate women or something goddamn

#can’t go after the party this man’s work is 40 minutes away and idk how long this stupid party will go on #and then our normal movie theater is 30 minutes from home in the other direction #and i refuse to go to a new theater i’m not spontaneous like that #the drive to the theater is normal on a regular day but the timing just sucks today #and tomorrow won’t work because my sister has stuff to do #and friday i have work. and saturday i have work. and sunday we have church and my aunts house #and then monday through wednesday we’re in pennsylvania #and then there’s new years to worry about #i do NOT want to spend new years with my dad and his sisters so i haven’t requested off work for the 30th in hopes i can use that as an #excuse to stay home. and if i stay home so might my sister #and THEN. maybe we can get wonking #unless my dad tries to be like oh but we can go on the 31st to go meet them! and then i won’t have a choice #unless i threaten to kill myself. but i won’t do that that would be crazy #but i don’t want to go to that. none of my cousins will be there my sister and i would be the only ones there who aren’t in their 60s #like. nothing wrong with hanging with the old ladies but why can’t my dad hang out with his sisters and their husbands alone. #why would you even want your two random daughters in their 20s there. weirdo #i know he’s just upset that my mom won’t go but like he knew the whole time she was gonna spend new years with HER sister. like get over it #hoping to get my sister on my side soon so we can unionize to not go. i know she already didnt want to but i need her to not change her mind #she has a tendency to feel bad for our dad when he wants us to do annoying shit. it’s her oldest daughter syndrome i guess. 🙄

[insaneillusionist]

Me when I’m having a heart attack and the only cure is to be a contestant on Cash Wheel.

#my random stuff #delete later #Ohhhh I’m gonna commit suicide and the only cure is for you to love me #lmao hope today fixes me #I won’t kill myself don’t worry.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Emotional regulation 🅱️lease

#spent my day editing not one not two but THREE things I had written and received feedback and critique on #and most of it was fair but like fuck and when I called home my mom yelled at me #like it’s hard not to be self critical when literally everything in my life is critical of me #and I cut my hand doing the dishes washing my kitchen knife #and I know my students are filling out surveys and I know I’m gonna get the criticism about being slow at grading that I always do #and I’m worried they’re gonna be unhappy at my internship that I haven’t finished labeling the wardrobe and I don’t think I can #like the nature of grad school is that you are being shaped and given constructive criticism #but like would it kill someone to compliment me on something that isn’t how well I rise to challenges #a lot of it is me rushing papers and getting scores that reflect this but #this is when usually I would post art or fic and then get positive validation that way but I don’t have time to draw so #I need to stop listening to ROME I can’t listen to him after 10 pm it makes me too depressed #also like I think I’m depressed again ✌️

[starlooove]

Actually don’t go in those notes very rancid in there

#i can’t take white beef seriously I’m sorry #and me personally I’m not gonna have an opinion on smth i don’t know about #however I wanna know what some of y’all are tryna accomplish with the type of discourse you get up to #and this isn’t judging I’m genuinely so curious like how does excluding ace ppl or ppl not trans enough for u furthering ur community #and Imma keep saying it I’m genuinely asking this like I don’t understand why we care so much #like words and definitions are important and everything but I don’t see the issue in including ace/aro ppl in the community? #i genuinely don’t understand downsides #and the whole u need dysphoria to be trans thing like some ppl don’t have dysphoria and transition anyways so do they not count? #again. just to reiterate. since some of y’all don’t like to read #Im genuinely confused as to what ur accomplishing or tryna achieve #like idk these feel like post liberation convos to me #like maybe worry about that after we’re not worried about our queer siblings getting killed every single day #but thats just me #and maybe It’s being black on top of it bc the convos in majorly queer black communities are just different #like not to say there aren’t discussions like that but I haven’t really seen the vitriol from other black ppl on that front #but maybe that’s just how I curate my space #like i just feel that there’s more pressing shit to attend to #but also! again! everything I’m saying is 1000% genuine like I do wanna know #and this isn’t saying we can’t worry about multiple things at once and I looove gatekeeping I just don’t understand this specific gate #like why do u draw the line at ace ppl neopronouns and lack of dysphoria?

[ierogenvy]

my sister thinks i’m crazy for wanting to go to wwwyf again next year just because mcr is playing “you’ve already seen them” “wait how much were tickets for this year” “you need to save money” “didn’t you say you weren’t gonna go unless the line up was life changing” but she doesn’t GET IT the lineup IS life changing

#dont mind me #i can move out from my parents whenever. AMERICAN ROCK BAND MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS SO FUCKING LIMITED #not only that. the black parade. my FAVORITE album from LITERAL when i was young #mack awsugar + me + who else is gonna be in tears in vegas next year #mack not that you’ll see this but i’m assuming you’re gonna try to be there #she’s so cunty too bc she thinks i spend irresponsibly and i don’t plan for the future #which is true except: THE WORLD IS ALREADY FUCKING ENDED #let me fucking live!!!!!! and have fun!!!! i’ll worry about being old if it happens #bc at this rate our governments are going to nuke us all for oil or some shut #shit* #and that’s if the earth doesn’t just overheat and kill is all first #us*

[sagethegremlin]

All I’m saying is that, as a gal who was been in and out of hospitals since I was in fifth grade and also has a little brother, if I ever wrote a Maria and Shadow fic it would be a category five event with casualties of everyone involved

#Yeah I’m getting confidence in my own writing ability what of it #But man it would be so easy #Like one time I had to get surgery when I was young and my brother asked if I was gonna die #And I said something along the lines of “don’t worry bud it’s gonna take a lot more than this to kill me I’ll always be there for you so dw #Just fucking copy paste my life with character tweaks and bam