#dream man.

[autoneurotic]

gale is insane i love him so much. just talked to him n he was like you remind me of my ‘cat’. btw i think your unclean body smells great and if you say anything else to me i WILL kill myself (accidentally)

#i’m like. gripping my face and wailing in real life. he’s sooooo so so so so so so so #dream man. #also like. idk i’m gonna say he’s maybe in his 40s wouldn’t you think? #and getting hit on by the evilest 20something in faerûn #incredible dynamic #after i killed Alfira he was like sooo. i’m just. gonna say what we’re all thinking: you uhhhh. did that. right. haha? #like shhhh nooo don’t worry. shhhh. :) yes.

[pissed-whizard]

my most extreme kink is feeling wanted. not like sexually or anything but kinda just as a person

#sounds fake i know #a man can dream #mine #text

[blessyouhawkeye]

just found out that not only has dolly parton been married for nearly 60 years to the same normie ass guy who owned a road paving business who and i quote "went to a single event before swearing off hollywood forever" but also he looked like this

and all i have to say is. good for her.

#that is frankly the dream man if you're a pop star #hot. quiet. has a job. minds his business. that's what she deserves #dolly parton

[r0sh11]

MY HONEST OPINION

#art #meme #humor #objectum #robots #computer #i love robots #i hate humans #yes man #electric dreams edgar #electronics #p03 inscryption #squid wys #glados #wheatly portal 2 #scag regretevator #prototype regretevator #ultrakill #rain world

[hirakiyois]

you're laughing. beloved network tv show 911's resident single dad with repressed homosexuality is dating three people at once and you're laughing.

#911 #911 abc #buddie #eddie diaz #i know it's pointless to make theories about this show now since they've gone full unhinged on abc #but never in my wildest dreams did i see eddie starts dating a shannon lookalike #i don't even want to know the layers of this man's brains i am perfectly fine loving him like this

[egophiliac]

we were fucking ROBBED

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers #the only ssr i'll whale for #oh my god i loved this update. holy shit #got some ~compositions~ in mind so i'll get to the more serious stuff later #in the meantime those first couple of chapters genuinely made me question if i was perhaps trapped in my own absurd dream or not #the whole-ass video just DROPPED in there idia how long were you WORKING on that #don't forget to like and subscribe! :) #i demand that all cutscenes be animated in that style forevermore #i also demand that all clothing changes henceforth be done via magical girl transformation phrase #not just in the dreamworld. all of them. #DREAM~~~~~FORM~~~~~CHAAAA~~~~NGE #also savanarook was so unexpectedly precious! i want to protect him. #augh there's SO MUCH and i am SO PLEASED with all of it #anyway i guess we're going to be going through everyone's dreams after all! #and it's going to be a THING!!!!!!!! CLOSURE AND SELF-ACCEPTANCE FOR EVERYONE #(insert 'it's all coming together' meme) #man i hope 'please watch this video' remains a running gag it's AMAZING #also i cannot believe #i cannot BELIEVE #that the plan is actually literally #defeat malleus by inviting everyone else to the party except him #HIS ULTIMATE WEAKNESS #malleus doesn't get to be in smash bros

[mobius-m-mobius]

#my man was NOT subtle 🤣😉

+ bonus: message received 😅

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #one look at loki like well the kids need a stepmom 😂 #running on alarmingly little sleep feeling like i dreamed this entire episode lmao??? #my man don out here smoother than the god of stories you love to see it 😭😭 #probable jet ski salesman of the year got the potential ruler of the multiverse down badder than imaginable we live in the best timeline #don #owenwilsonedit #marvel #dianagifs #loki s2 spoilers

[mrs-melbourne]

pathetic isn’t really a word I‘d use for colin bridgerton. simon rather dying than marrying daphne was pathetic. anthony going through with marrying edwina until SHE mustered the courage to call everything off was pathetic.

colin contemplating his feelings, calling out his male acquaintances for their chauvinism, seeking advice from his mother and then immediately taking action and putting himself out there without even knowing if his feelings are reciprocated is the complete opposite of pathetic. that requires a whole lot of bravery.

#the slander is unbearable #the bad boy rake archetype has rotted peoples brains #colin your brothers can only dream of being half the man you are #colin bridgerton #polin #bridgerton

[markmefistov]

✦ ⊹₊​ ✧₊⁺✶​| Gale Dekarios |✶​✧₊⁺ ₊ ⊹ ✦

don't mind me, just expressing my love for Gale with this little aesthetic drawing set :>

I spent like 4 days on this help

Astarion | Gale | Wyll | Halsin

​₊⁺ ₊ ⊹ ₊⁺ ₊

Commissions: Open

#the man of my dreams #im simp #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #bg3 companions #baldur's gate iii #bg3 fanart #bg 3 fanart #bg 3 gale #my art #artists on tumblr #illustration #aesthetic art #digital art #fanart #art #commissions are open

[dkettchen]

cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream

In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion

The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-

I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D

#construction core #I am legitimately tempted to make this irl #just like as a commentary art piece on failed attempts at inclusion that completely missed the point #but alas I lack the booba these days to make it for myself so I'll need someone else to fit it to to enable my shenanigans #maybe someday #in the dream I met finnster in the next shop and was like dude you should go buy it for the meme lolll you could wear it on a stream #so uuuhhh- finn if you're reading this (I know you've seen my tumblr before we have video evidence) and you want this I'll make it for you #for manly man construction times #just let me know x'D #to the transmascs reading this: read the linked comics they're highly relatable #you can lose a whole morning to them #like me #have fun

[saelestia]

"MY MAN"

four characters who make you yell "MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN" !! I'll go first !

thought this was a silly idea keep it going! tagging ; @rrairey @httpshujii @cindol @seneon @cheriiyaya @accidentcache @suntoru and anyone else wanting to participate !

#games :: tagging #additional #adding why in caption! #eren is self explanatory #my gorgeous goat #he's so misunderstood and only I can save him :((((( #kakashi -- the original . the man of my dreams. he's reading ab me and him in that book btw #choso AUGHHHHH MY MAN #gojos self explanatory hes so luciuous #im going to die if this flops help

[aurora-doll-333]

red, white, blue is in the sky 💋 summer’s in the air and baby, heaven’s in your eyes

#born to die #lana del rey #lizzy grant #national anthem #coquette #dollette #marilyn monroe #girlblogger #vintage americana #americana #50s aesthetic #vintage #lana del rey lyrics #ldr aesthetic #nympette #summer #angelic #dream girl #this is what makes us girls #million dollar man #summertime sadness #60s #lana unreleased #this is a girlblog #just girly things

[siren-444]

#daddy issues #older daddy #older guys #oldermen #older man younger woman #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #lizzy grant #lana del ray aesthetic #lana is god #lana del rey aesthetic #lana del rey #girlblogging #female manipulator #manic pixie dream girl #hell is a teenage girl #female hysteria #coquette girl #sadgirl #female rage #daddy's good girl #sexy content #mommy issues #girl interupted syndrome #waifspo #coquette dollete #femcel core #sigma female #messy girl #girl interrupted syndrome #professor crush

[comradekatara]

> be zuko

> try desperately to ingratiate yourself within the avatar’s friend group (to no avail, of course, because you have terrible social skills, and previously tried to kill them, also)

> try to fight off the human wmd you previously hired to blow them all up

> fail miserably, because he is indestructible

> watch as sokka effortlessly kills him with a very precise boomerang throw to the brain

> suddenly recall every single time you got hit in the head by his boomerang

> feel immense gratitude for what you had previously dismissed as uncle’s obnoxiously stringent and paranoid over-emphasis on the importance of helmet safety

#zuko #sokka #combustion man #iroh #sokka could’ve taken down all of unanimity with his boomerang #he and yangchen would’ve been the fucking dream team fr #altho i guess jujinta also has rly precise aim so he basically fulfills that role #but like. sokka has precise aim AND everything else kavik has (except for waterbending but like. he doesn’t even need it) #anyway. these tags are not relevant to the post at all #also i think zuko would like the helmet bc a) they’re regulation so he feels more militaristic in them and b) they cover his scar #but for the purposes of this joke of he hates the way they compress on his skull and he also whines before iroh makes him put it on #honestly both are equally plausible to me #so let’s just say it’s a combination thereof

[egophiliac]

queen of diamonds, upright + reversed 💎

I've redone this like eighty times, I have to just be done with it now and stop staring at all my mistakes oh no 🫠

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers #coming in well after the fact but that's what happens when the art doesn't cooperate #and i just HAD to draw something for vil's ob (re-ob?) because i loved it so much #legit put my hand over my mouth and went “oh!” when i realized what was happening #i thought it was just going to be an idia thing because. y'know. closing out his character arc from episode 6 and all #so this was like. oh! oh we're going to get ALL the inky boys!!!!! #i wonder if this is why we got a malleus flashback so early... #not to mention everyone's dreams?! #i am braced for 90% of the dreams to be kind of jokey/inconsequential because we have SO many characters to get through #and most of the time will probably be spent on our lads (literally) dropkicking their emotional problems #but i am excited to see everyone regardless! #and also kind of terrified! what on EARTH will floyd be dreaming about. do i want to know. #i do but do i want to. #man. they're probably not going to get back to it but i do wonder what silver's dream was #what was he doing when he was like 'wait a minute' and noped right out of there #lilia: here silver i made dinner :) #silver: oh boy this looks great! ...YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD #ouuuagh i'm still deep in the blotsauce guys and i'm loving it #come make snowangels in the ink with me it's great

[sixofclovers]

flips the fishbowl like an hourglass

#the sandman #netflix #morpheus #dream of the endless #dream #he has so many names #ignore the joke im just nervous abt this one in case the visuals dont make sense like i think they make sense #hes in the glass bubble all twisted up but its like an hour glass too #mr snadman man me a sand and all that #soc art #i need a tag for paintings specifically #painting #also ill stop using this green yellow grey palette when i die #wait i changed the comment the new ones better