#i'd be shit out of luck

[chenziee]

Japanese customer service, I love you so much

#if i was ordering something here and it failed to deliver #i'd be shit out of luck #but they tried again and it reached tenso #and i have never been so relieved to get a 'your package has arrived' email #katie thinks she's relevant

[b4kuch1n]

​​​​            saw you.

#pokemon #swsh #rival hop #professor hop #october piece. it's the october piece #the triple feature will happen soon! I'm thinking abt what snack to make for that. #since the senpai's currently in digestive agony. I'd like to figure something out for it #in another news as well. the game's about to ship! and I'll get my copy soon. hopefully. I'm very anxious about postal stuff here #I have. very bad luck with international mails #when it arrives I'll take photos #mmm. I never really thought of pieces I did with this design to be sequential. but they kind of are? #at least it's become that way now. so next installment next year it seems #wait did I ever post the design sketch for this one lmao... I know I posted the one for the 'modern' variant #but I dont think the sketch for this one specifically ever got posted #well. if I cant find it then I'll post it. otherwise I'll be rebloggin some stuff on the day #have a good night lads. hey if you still have a deviantart account you should delete that shit

[buddyhollyscurls]

Personally, I feel everyone even Jane Austen herself is a tad bit mean when it comes to the character of Mrs. Bennet and should shift some on that to Mr. Bennet. Like yes she's a silly, neurotic woman but can u like blame her?

Her husband failed to do anything for their children. He stopped being involved in their education probably around Mary's childhood, did not save or plan for the future of FIVE women at all, and not only that he's so unbothered by ANYTHING at all like Mr. Collins - the heir to his estate and fortune - stops by and he doesn't even tell his family?????? until he's about to arrive?????? Not only that it's kind of cruel the way he does it like haha u guys know how yall are women so u don't inherit shit? well, the dude that can come and turn u all out on ur asses - which is mostly my fault bc i didn't do shit to make sure u all are provided for once I'm gone - is about to arrive so hehe.

Like in what other way is Mrs. Bennet supposed to behave in that era where her daughter's futures were entirely dependent on the wealth of the man they marry. And honestly, i think Mrs. Bennet was almost too kind to Mr. Bennet I'd have been very bitter knowing that even tho we tried for a son - hence all the daughters - he still did nothing to ensure their financial security. Like these girls could have ended up destitute and it'd be entirely his fault. I always saw Mrs. Bennet as a mother who was just trying to do the best she could to look out for her daughters given the circumstances.

#like don't get me wrong #i love that he loves lizzy hes funny but tbh he is overall a piss poor dad #like he did not give a shit about the wellbeing of his family until his youngest daughter was near social ruin #pride and prejudice #jane austen #and like ik a lot of the reason Mr bennet isn't an active figure in the family is bc hes unhappy in their marriage #mrs. bennet did not turn out to be the partner he wanted for a wife mother #but their relationship shouldn't affect his involvement with his children #like i feel like their marriage was painted as poor Mr bennet married a silly woman and that made him unhappy #but i also feel that mrs. bennet didn't exactly luck out for a partner as well #i'd have a lot of resentment if i realized that bc my husband is unhappy with me he checks out of being a parent to the kids WE createdi #idk i have a lot of thoughts on their relationship

[fiona-fififi]

As someone who loves Albert, I wish he could have been at the wedding.

As someone who regularly has to fly between Korea and the states, I do not blame him for skipping it.

#the incheon airport is a fucking disaster right now #the jetlag is an absolute bitch #flying out for anything less than a month is not fucking worth it #it could be my own mother getting married and i'd tell her to have fun and good luck #that shit is NOT worth it #random 911 thoughts #911 spoilers #ignore me #just thinking about albert #and also the fact that i am likely going to have to fly to the states again in a couple of months 😭 #like i DO want to be home for awhile #i do NOT want to have to deal with the travel

[tabr1-s]

#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bsd fyodor #bsd dazai #fyozai #... #i don't even fully ship it. second post abt them tho #i also keep somehow creating shit on ''important'' bsd fandom days? unknowingly? #last time i coincidentally drew a fanart of fyodor on his birthday and this time i made a meme of the meursault besties on s4 second pv day #and once again i'd found out in the midst of editing this that the trailer had come out. my luck #anyway. #own..?

[nostalgia-tblr]

does it count as "an adultery kink" if the fascination is only for the very specific dynamic where there's a still-totally-deniable thorki subtext underneath it all?

asking for the many people who have no doubt wondered this.

#yeah i'll just go ahead and post this right after asking about baptism. a sacrament and then a sin you get the FULL RANGE here. #also idk if i just lucked out by finding all the dark jane/loki fic right away or if i've found my mcu people unexpectedly #either is acceptable really #i'd read fic where thor is the one stealing his bro's lover but i feel like he'd just apologise to that lover for having even THOUGHT of it #while other way round seems like it'd effectively be a “buy one prince get a second one free” deal for anyone thor so much as glanced at #my Drafts are full of this sort of shit btw #no wonder arlo guthrie did a 20 minute song about avoiding them!

[nyhti]

Awww, that’s so cute <33 Bruce teaching him martial arts.

Action Comics #318

#clark kent #i wonder if bruce taught him judo specifically for when clark would have to go back to lexor again #and honestly this story #if it had been bruce in clark's place this story would've been over in 2 panels #because he would've had the common sense to DISGUISE HIMSELF WHEN LANDING ON A PLANET THAT CONSIDERS HIM A CRIMINAL #like none of this would've even happened had it been bruce #but it was funny to watch clark be kinda dumb have to rely on straight up just luck to not end up dead #i really like the idea of clark kinda sucking without his powers #i think it's a good flaw to give him #i like to think villains rather get busted by superman than batman #because superman will have to handle them so fucking gently #like he'll hold them like newborn kittens because if he gets even just a little rought he'll accidentaly kill them #and batman will just beat the shit out of them #like before lex has ever fought batman #he'd laught at joker like 'lmao you got beat by just some human? just some guy? no superpowers?' #and then he gets punched by batman one time #and never wants to step foot into gotham ever again #like 'no thanks i'd rather keep trying to kill this alien with near god like powers than go anywhere near that one emo furry'

[beananium]

my family don't be annoying about my weight challenge (impossible)

#vent #fatphobia #it's just. aughhhh #i'd rather be fat and enjoy the food i love instead of be thin and miserable #i just mentioned how my double chin feels funny (like is swollen) and never really noticed its feel #and my dad took that as an opportunity to be like “well its because you eat and don't exercise” like. ok #yeah i'm out of shape but thats because i've been too depressed to work out or even get out of the house #i've only recently improved because i got a job by sheer luck #i'm pretty sure i'm not going to shed 90 pounds by working out either #you want me to starve myself? huh? is that what you want mother fucker?? #i wouldn't mind eating healthy either. i do love vegetables and fruits #its just that no one in this household knows how to prepare them properly INCLUDING ME #I CAN'T EVEN COOK WHAT I LIKE BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS STUPID HOUSE WOULD EAT IT SINCE THEIR DIETS SUCK ASS BUTT AUGH #my dad has the audacity to drink nothing but soda and say this shit to me #my grandma's also been bitching about my health. thats how i found out she's been withholding all my health information from me for years #fuck my cringe ass fail family for real #sorry. back to your regular posting i just needed to get this out somewhere

[marinsawakening]

[Timmy Turner voice] I wish every Links Meet AU that uses Marin as a phantom to haunt and traumatize Link goes to hell no matter what

#No I am not vaguing any specific links meet au bc ive already seen four different ones that do this #Fun Fact! You can give ALTTP!Link different character conflict! #That doesn't butcher the themes and ending of one of the games! #And reduce a female character and arguably LOZ's first complex character to a flat source for man angst #Marin would murder Link if she found out he was remembering her and Koholint in trauma and tragedy #Rather than treasuring its memory and celebrating its existence #GENUINELY framing Link as wildly traumatized by the events of Link's Awakening the way so many ppl do #Completely destroys all thematic coherence in the game's ending and makes it wildly unsatisfying #Yes Koholint disappearing was sad. No Link did not kill an island no it would not haunt him like a ghost #It's a treasured memory and a net positive experience! I have OPINIONS on this and I'm CORRECT #And I'm calling out Links Meet AUs specifically bc those are the biggest offenders #Of stripping everyone else of depth and focus for the sake of white boy Link #If ur lucky then Zelda still has character depth but everyone else* is shit out of luck basically #*Exceptions apply ofc #Lots of stuff that's not links meet aus also interprets Marin in ways I don't personally like #I am picky #Some of which I'd argue are just. Bad. #But at least they often make an effort with her character #Links Meet AUs are the Link Only Show tho and I'm ANNOYED bc I WANT TO LIKE THEM #I AM A SUCKER FOR MULTIVERSE SHIT. U DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THIS PAINS ME #Anyway. L + ratio + you did not consider the thematic implications of ur fanproject and it annoys me :( #My posts #Loz #Link's awakening #update when i first made this post i was genuinely not intending to single out any specific links meet aus #however i have since crunched the numbers and two thirds of the marin tag on ao3 is linked universe #and i would like to make it clear. i have no real issue with the actual comic or its portrayal of marin #mostly bc marin has not actually appeared or been addressed in the actual comic at all #however i do hope the linked universe FANDOM goes to hell no matter what

[dont-offend-the-bees]

We need better fucking care infrastructure. I should not be trusted with anyone's care ever 💛

#thing is caring for myself? I'm not GREAT at it but i can scrape by #i know my limits i know how much or little i need to survive i know that i can usually more or less bounce back after a tough time #i think if my life fell out from under me i could probably scrape it back even if i wound up doing a lot of couch surfing in the meantime #i genuinely don't know how I'll survive if i have to be fucking sole carer for someone #dad's on his way back now and he's been prescribed antibiotics and hopefully that's that #but at least a couple of times a year there's some shit like this #an awful cough or an infection or a fucking insane choice to like do some diy on the outside of the house standing on the windowsill #he fucking nearly chokes on his food once or twice a week #maybe he's just one of those cockroach type motherfuckers who'll never die no matter how the universe steps on him #but I'm fucking PISSED that he's taking that for granted and won't even sit and fucking talk to me about what happens when his luck runs out #I've been looking after mum alone for what four hours today and I'm already so tired and frustrated i wanna die #i am. a deeply impatient and unsociable creature. #i can be infinitely patient with friends! those are my fave people i chose to have them in my life I'd wait like a fucking mountain for them #mum and i were.... already sort of At Odds before all this started. #i'm the kid she never 100% really wanted and who never really 100% wanted to be here #and now we're stuck together and one day possibly sooner than any of us want it will be. just the two of us. #and i just. i don't know what that looks like. i really don't. #anyway. mental breakdown over hopefullly. #with a bit of luck dad and i actually fucking TALK before the next one #idk man. i never really knew what i wanted to do with my life but i thought I'd have time to figure it out #but maybe I'm just. the unqualified burnout with covid memory damage and a whole ass other human to care for #the exact thing i set out to avoid when i decided never to have kids #anyway. enough oversharing. #thank you anyone who's read my spiralling tag rambles in solidarity i love you #mr. bees speaks

[incesthemes]

what the fuck do you mean "it's a chinese character which means 'you hit it.'" hannibal you have absolutely no context to tell you that what in the world are you talking about

#liveblogging: hannibal #3.10 #first of all his certainty that it's chinese over japanese. girl that's the same character #second of all its primary meaning even in chinese is middle #according to the chinese dictionary i looked up 中 CAN mean 'hit (a target)' but that's NOT the usual meaning... #this is so convenient #if will gave that picture to me i'd be like it's japanese and it means middle good luck figuring that shit out #interesting that the mahjong tile allegedly represents the red dragon (idk anything about mahjong idk if this is true) #because 中 also represents china. so china = red dragon #my understanding of china chinese and the history of both is lacking... #but this is cool considering the importance of dragons in chinese culture #idk. shrugs #.txt

[slime-crafters]

Every time I feel smart, I go into a totk shrine and every time I feel dumb, I go into a totk shrine

#tears of the kingdom #loz totk #video games #gaming #i'm grinding out shrines rn bruh #next tag is minor spoilers #i love how you can just nope out of the yiga boss fight like. oops sorry i forgor about this super important quest sozz #but like. good luck with coping about the fact i am the Chosen One ig... 👍 #but like. i love and hate how they drop you into shrines with NO explanation #and i thought botw was bad at that 😭 #i'm not complaining because so far they aren't horrifically egregious #but they really do just let you do whatever #i feel like if i were a game dev making a game this huge i'd love seeing how fans use the game to get weird results #like how i make Super Long Sticks that are Too Fucking Long to be Reasonable #or just... people being creative about how they solve puzzles. like that shit is FASCINATING

[thelastspeecher]

so the biggest thing in this whole fructose malabsorption thing I've been diagnosed with and trying to figure out is the fructose to glucose ratio in foods. apparently, when glucose is consumed at the same time as fructose, it increases fructose absorption. so total fructose content, while important, isn't as important as making sure more glucose is consumed than fructose.

which means.

that fucking BRUSSELS sprouts, the vegetable notorious for being bitter and gross, are on the list of things I have to be careful with, bc while they have negligible sugar, that sugar very slightly is more fructose than glucose.

#why does glucose aid in fructose absorption? fuck if I know #I don't know about nutrition really #I got a C in biochem #my biology degree focused on environmental biology and microbiology #I don't know shit my guy #I'm operating off the organic chem courses I took years ago and they aren't as much help as I'd like #anyways now that I've recovered from being sick I'm back to food diary stuff #bc the general gist of everything I've been told is #''well there's broad rules but everyone is different so you're on your own to find out what you can do good luck'' #uuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhh #speechie sucks at health #speecher speaks

[janiedean]

that feeling when you're in the middle of moving house and you barely even check whatsapp because you're too braindead and tired from being an adult™️ and then you get an email notifying you that some minor who hasn't realized that when their birthday comes they'll vote in the elections (or be eligible to anyway) and therefore is almost an adult leaving some absolutely nonsensical answer to a post from like three years ago and then tumblr doesn't even let me reply because for some reason the answer won't show on my dash (did the algorythm think it was too hostile? idk but lol)

kid I can't possibly muster up the brain power to actually cp that stupid email after I spent the entire day boxing stuff up but if you're reading here: fictional stuff in general is not about you, you don't even know wtf victim blaming means because if I say a 17yo as almost an adult can generally fuck most people they like especially if it's a fling I'm not blaming them for anything except having fun, I don't even know you and no one says *you* have to date anyone above your age if you don't want to like sorry you're not the main character in the universe's existence

also at 17yo I'd have found the idea of dating anyone below 16yo absolutely unacceptable because they all looked like immature kids to me and I'd have found nothing wrong with fooling around with someone a few years older, am I victim blaming 17yo me now?

#yes it was about cmbyn #i haven't seen tht movie 100% bc of the tumblr discourse #like anything i'd get out of it would be marred by discourse anyway #that said: i'm gonna be back the moment this move is over #sorta happened it was the not best moment but potentially viable so #please wish me luck bc i've been hauling boxes and shit for one week and i'm dead inside #wish my main issue was clutching pearls about fictional age gaps #also if that person is reading: I judged the shit out of the only person i knew irl #who fucked a 30yo when they were 17 #(and lied about their age) #bc i thought it was all sort of sketchy #anyway that ass spent a week bragging about it #and i can assure you that was NOT what turned him into a fascist 10+ years later #that was just being an ass #anyway he survived banging the 30yo without trauma #I can assure you turning into crazy catholicism central later was way worse #shrug emoji #personal for ts #i can't believe i got drama abt cmbyn in 2023

[simonghostrileys]

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#liliana talks #the thoughts to simply off myself are really strong tonight #nothing in my life comes out the way i'd like to #not even my dog's behaviour #i can't even take him on walks bc after five mins he gets overwhelmed and really anxious and nervous and it's driving me crazy #i can't get him to focus on my and he just pulls and pulls and wants to run off #i can't enjoy walks and i can't take him anywhere #today's walk got super frustrating and everyone kept asking me if they could pet him and told everyone no #i even snapped at this little girl bc i just reached my limit and had too much #i know it was wrong of me and i wish i could apologize to this little girl bc i just feel so bad rn #on top of that i'm gonna turn 28 soon and i haven't accomplished anything in my life #i'm a fucking failure. i can never accomplish shit and whenever i rarely get anything i dreamed of it comes out fucked up like my dog #i hate everything and i hate my life and myself and i have no luck at anything whatsoever #like what was the fucking point on bringing me to this world?? so i could have a miserable life?? to never accomplish anything?? #to lack on all aspects of myself and my life?? see everyone around me get things and never have difficulties on anything??? #not even on their dogs' behaviour?? see how they can take them everywhere and not get overwhelmed?? while mine is a fucking mess?? #i don't even have money to buy him a fucking toy!!! how fucking miserable is that??? #my sister had to give me money to buy him a harness bc i have shit for money #i've been trying for how long god knows to get a job in this place and plot twist... i haven't got any #i just want to die it would be way easier but i'm a fucking coward to even do that. i'm so fucking pathetic jfc #suicide mention tw

[maraeffect]

lowkey have to explain to my dad today that i’m having a leg amputated in less than a month and i’m (::: scared!

#i hope he doesn't take it too badly and respects my decision bc i really don't feel like it's my job to comfort him about MY leg #autumn keeps tellling me that none of that is my job and that if he has burning questions he can google them #and i know she's right but god damn is it hard to set a boundary like that #this whole situation is so complicated and i honestly thought i'd have more time to tell him but. shit kept popping up #i decided this months ago but i just never said anything bc i was afraid of the reaction i'd elicit #so !!! wish me luck yall #also the fact that it's in less than a month (tentatively) is blowing MY mind #like im getting a new cat next wednesday and after like #2.5 weeks he'll have to be settled enough for me to go have surgery out of town for 5 days #that's fucking scary bro #chatter #round 2