#i'm film broing it up

[strangenewwords]

#i'm film broing it up #does tombstone count as a filmbro film? #feels like it should #fucking love this flick #tombstone #doc holiday #mind your ear creek #thats it #that's the post

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

I've been complaining a lot lately about people not having enough media literacy but seeing some of ya'll's takes on this banger new season of Black Mirror has me wondering if you guys have... too much media literacy.

#it goes full circle lol #if i see one more it was boring and predictable post #i saw someone say true crime junkies will love loch henry #oh the episode?? criticizing true crime as a concept?? #will they love it film bro steven?? #film bro jonathan? #film bro chad? #what episodes of black mirror dO you all like #is it just white christmas #they really upped the game from last season this shit was good! #every single episode was good #aLSO MY GOD WITH THE THERE WAS NO TECH THING #each episode involved tech it just wasn't always new #sometimes it was our tech today creating a scary concept #is that not worse somehow? #i think it's worse i like it #i also think i'm gonna fight tooth and nail for the werewolf as a metaphor in mazey day #i love the supernatural as a metaphor and i think this take was super interesting #i would've loved more hints beforehand tho #black mirror #black mirror spoilers #melissa og #melissa on black mirror

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Episode Five] One Last Push!

Thank you to my darling Maria/@itsmariejanel for asking after Daniel like this! 🥹 I had wanted to do a small interview with him after the night was over anyway, but I thought this was a good way to involve our beloved viewers. 🥰

Daniel's certainly had a great time getting to hang out with his contestants - but the Jealousy of this round's interactions sort of threw him for a loop! It's time for Daniel get out of "Bro Mode" and really get his head in the game - this is for a love worth fighting for, damn it! Hopefully, this rose ceremony tomorrow won't be too heart-breaking for some...

[ Part 29/30 ] 🌹

#i'm just gonna keep whorin' this man out to y'all do you mind #ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #|| #feels weird not tagging the contestants hrggg #his tits... got biggur. more heavy.... needs help holdin them... #but omg bless you my dear maria for askin' after him :') #i imagine viewers will write into the show or tweet @ him #and so he's able to read through those at the end of the night #and film some interviews for production #it's like responding to fan-mail so he enjoys it :'') #he's so fcking nervous abt tomorrow my poor baby. he genuinely really does #admire the courage it takes to come on national television and tell someone that you're literally going to risk your own feelings #to vy for their affection... ON NATIONAL. TELEVISION. #he's more concerned abt embarrassing them than making his own damn decision i'm like bro i know your sister signed you up for this BUT #did you not READ THE RULES FSDKFS STOP SPARING FEELINGS #pls excuse me talkin to my lil pixel man like this but i know y'all understand how irritating a muse can be dsfjkhdf #its like my favorite poirot episode #ariadne oliver talks about how her detective is a vegetarian so a plot point she'd written abt him eating beef was completely null and void #she would have to rewrite PAGES of her manuscript all because she'd centered it around him eating beef #when someone asked her if she couldnt just change him to being a meat-eat she replied #'well he's not. he's a vegetarian.' #and it was the best way i've ever seen the process of writing a muse that you know and are living for you as real as you are #anyway i'm a big ol dork but i hope you guys are excited!!! for the rose ceremony!!! :')

[sparxymcfly]

Look at me. Look me in the eyes. Incredibly important question to posit here.

If there was a Muppet version of Back to the Future which character would make for the funniest one to be the token human?

okay because I’m losing my MIND over this. On the one hand, it would be SO funny for Marty to be the human, on account of it would make his entire family muppets. Can you imagine. So much of the cast of these films is Marty’s blood relatives. Can you imagine Marty- human, still definitely Michael J. Fox Marty- at the McFly family dinner scene in the first movie and everyone is muppets. Can you imagine the Biff muppet being intimidating. Marty full on chucking the Tannen muppets across the room. Marty being grabbed by muppets and successfully stopped. Muppets throwing Marty in the trunk. Marty is tall for once in his life but at what cost. Think about Biff again because I can’t stop laughing.

On the OTHER hand, Doc being this mad fucking scientist in this town full of muppets and everyone thinks he’s crazy. You’ve got this one muppet, a little guy, wants to be a rockstar, and one day he approaches the mad scientist and they become best friends. Everyone thinks he’s crazy but it’s never about him being  a human in a sea of muppets, they’re just “his science is too crazy”. As this six foot some man just towers over all of them. Can you imagine Doc just practically sitting to maintain eye contact with muppet Marty. Doc falls in love with the Clara muppet and they have muppet children. No one questions this. Doc having to operate a train that was sized for muppets to get them back to the future.

They’re both such stellar options I can’t even function, thanks so much for coming <3 let me know what you think because I’m just gonna keep laughing about this.

#bttf #back to the future #marty mcfly #doc brown #YES i'm putting this in the tags #this is so important #nothing has ever been more important to me at any moment #I MEAN YOU COULD MAKE SOMEONE ELSE THE HUMAN TOO #human tannens would be really fucking funny #or a human clara because can you imagine there being Just Muppets until the third movie and a human woman shows up #you're just like 'oh i guess they're all muppets' and then muppet doc gets the heart eyes #or what if the human was george #that would only pan out for the first film but it'd be fucking funny #'bro why are you a wimp you are like two muppets tall' #sorry i'm cackling <3 #hope you all enjoyed

[moonsaurora]

i havent watched the doc but it’s all over my fyp so i know everything…and good lord. brian peck’s charges are actually INSANE. 16 months is not enough that mfer needs to be locked up for LIFE. that’s the least he deserves

#he used ANESTHESIA. #bro fucking FILMED IT #also. you can totally feel bad for young drake and not have to bring up the allegations against him imo #that was proven to be fake tho wasn’t it #like she lied about her age and them doing anything physical #and once he found out about her age he stopped texting her #but she kept stalking him #he plead guily to the text messages i think but not anything else #correct me if i'm wrong #quiet on set #brian peck #nickelodeon

[intertexts]

the thing that's got me really fucking hooked with black sails so far though is that lately i've been going man i really do enjoy splashy violence & gratuitous gore & such, but i want to see something where the violence enacted onscreen has a real and heavy weight to it. (this is of course the fault of me reading what happens next & it entirely + permanently changing my worldview) & this show fucking does! there's so much blood in this show & so far it is always a shorthand or a parallel or a metaphor or foreshadowing or five different layers of such...

#ten year late black sails lb #to be clear like... there is plenty of art where the violence shown is Meaningful tm however those arent the spaces i usually am interested #for film + tv specifically. and i am thinking specifically about film & tv here if i wanted 2 read about violence entangled with dread #and as a metaphor i would pick up some gothic fiction or like barker or melville. #anyway i'm thinking of those shots of the ropes sliding / cut to billy / ropes sliding / cut to different scene etc + the boat falling... #like holy shit. okay. kind of overwhelmed by the implications there!!!! & of course vane & such... #also a notable moment for me was the vane eleanor flint negotiations where flint immediately angrily opens with the name of the man vane #killed & demands retribution. like. i was expecting that to be a one off!! i was not expecting to learn the shanked-in-the-dark extra's nam #!!! or think about feeling any kind of loss or grief over him!! such a compelling character beat 2 me. #& silver tossing flint the cleaver for randall's leg!!!! insanely important moment i think. bro the impys. god.

[bylertruther]

i’m gay and look in the mirror every day and yet this is still the gayest shit i’ve ever seen in my life

#bro. like BROOOOOOOO..... RELACKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHILL !!!!!!!!! GET UP OFF THE FUCKIN FLOOR !!!!!!!!!!!! #HTIS IS NOT WILL'S ROOM ANYMORE UR IN A VAN WITH TWO OTHER PPL MICHAEL #they were filming for that long and used THISSSSSS shot and u wanna tell me this guy wasn't thinking abt smooching will . #wasn't thinking abt his boy bestie his guiding light the sun to his moon #ur telling me tht he wasn't zoned the fuck out thinking some gay shit trying to keep himself together while will is jsut #fucking . attacking him with his gay love #his relentless sweet love and subjecting him to the not-so-mortifying-after-all-when-it's-you ordeal of being known #ur telling me tht mike is straight. ur telling me tht the feelings are not reciprocated despite the fact tht he looks at no one else's #lips like tht bro. ENOUGH WITH THE LIESSSSSS #will is in the middle of a love confession and mike is LOOKING AT HIS LIPS? FOR WHAT IS NOT THE FIRST TIME? #HELLO. THEY ARE NOT REAL THEY ARE CHARACTERS IN A STORY HAS NO ONE IN THE GENERAL AUDIENCE EVER SEEN #A FUCKING . ROMANCE MOVIE OR LITERALLY ANYTHING #WHY IS IT STRAIGHT WHEN MIKE DOES THIS BUT IT'S ROMANTIC WHEN NANCY AND JONATHAN DO IT. DIE #DBFKJHSBDKJFHBSKDJ I'M TIRED I CAN'T TAK EIT ANYMOREEEEEEEEE GE TME OUT OF THIS HELL #MISCOMMUNICATION TROPE PLEASE DIE N MAKE WAY FOR CONFESSION AND MUTUAL PINING AND EVRYTHING ELSE #(im normal btw) (inca se u were owndering i am very normal abt byler thank u)

[definitelynotnia]

so you're telling me that I have to now tolerate sigmafied edits of Ranbir Kapoor in Animal being a chauvinist abuser to his onscreen wife and killing hundreds of people for his "love" for his emotionally absent shitty father?? as if watching sigma edits of Kabir Singh and American Psycho was not enough?

#does the director not realise that this is the Tate era for young boys trying to figure out masculinity? #and that glorifying these characters is literally the worst thing he could do in this time #I'm pretty sure he realises because there's no way you make a movie justifying literally the worst traits a human being could literally #possess by saying “he doesn't think he acts on impulse that's why the movie is called animal” so he's mentally ill then? he's a psychopath #and needs help? is what you're saying #ki he doesn't have cognitive thinking ability so that must mean he needs therapy first and foremost? #but no #Vangaa went and depicted this trainwreck of a character as a “traditional man” and an “alpha male” #and the justification for this is “this movie is about violence” #bro...making a movie about violence does not mean making a movie glorifying violence it means showing how fucked up violence is and that it #has consequences #ab kuch bolo toh ppl will say “tum feminist log ko har cheez se problem hai it's just an action movie bro” #like ??????? so????? #action movie bana raha hu bolke literally kuch bhi glorify karoge random kuch bhi rage bait mysoginist dialogues doge and then #put dialogues insinuating that this is what a “real man” behaves like #bhai thik hai banao violent movie banao action movie even make an antihero film sab thik hai but when you start treating the character of #the antihero like a hero that's where the problem starts #american psycho and joker and all these films me at least there was some acknowledgement ki the characters are WRONG and MESSED UP phir bhi #random 14 year olds and mentally stunted tatefans make sigma edits of these characters #aur idhar toh no acknowledgement only as if he's encouraging young boys to see this character and make it a role model #as if ye 'misogyny violence abuse as a form of love and anger as the only emotion valid for a man to show' these are the ideals boys should #follow #it's so stupid honestly and im literally dreading seeing insta pe edits of these movie with some heroic background music as if kitna hi swag #wala kaam kar diya isne by being an absurd psychopathic freak #im so sick of this director bhai isko kabir singh bana ke akal nahi aayi ki ab phirse ye karna laga?

[traitorsinsalem]

like listen we’ve all heard the rants about the loser guys who think michael corleone is a role model and not the simultaneous victim and perpetuator of his own cyclical familial tragedy just because they got intj on the meyers briggs test. we need to just start saying that he’s trans. this is the only way. who’s with me.

#succ speaks #like no context either. just start saying it on godfather forums or on reddit or whatever. if pressed hard enough just say random shit #'the way he shot the gun in the restaurant scene is symbolic' 'of what???' 'of michael corleone being a trans man didn't u watch the film?' #no but like in practice this is my favorite way to shut a film bro up just say shit like this #reservoir dogs is definitely a movie that ended up so ridiculously gay because no named women exist in it #what is it with tim roth being in movies like this actually #i think tim roth could do tom hagen AND robert duvall could do mister orange. not like that but you know what whatever #also how the fuck is duvall alive isn't he 90 something #idk i just never hear about white dudes besides that phillip fucko living past 90 it's always women so it's wild to me #anyways yeah if this runs i'm this close to just saying what i want to say about tom hagen. #like what i REALLY wsnt to say about tom hagen.

[lirulii]

No but one of my biggest gripes with Hum Aapke Hain Koun is that Pooja straight up DIES, they have a funeral scene for her, and then the entire family unit is like. Oh no!! Anyway. Rajesh marry her *sister* of all people 

#LIKE???? WHAT #BRO THAT'S HER WIDOWER AND HER LITERAL SISTER. HELLO? #methinks he should be allowed to. ykno. grieve a little longer #it's redeemed slightly by the fact he does stay single by the end but good lord #ALSO THE ONE #W THE REALLY OVERBEARING LADY AND HER HUSBAND #where her husband snaps and goes you are why we do not have children #what the HELL yall #i have a v complicated dynamic w hahk as a film because it was my introduction to indian cinema and it has an absolute banger of a soundtrac #buuut also. has Scenes Like This #i vaguely remember nisha having an entire COMPUTERS degree and its never brought up again because ? #but then again this is a 90s movies made by a very family value driven company #the same mixed feelings i have w hahk are the same i have w hum saath saath hain #it's a Lot #I AM ALSO NOT DESI I SHOULD CLARIFY. I am very much Peruvian so maybe there's a bit of cultural nuance or context I'm missing? #but anyway. #hum aapke hain koun #THEY HAD DHIKTANA 1 AND 2 DEDICATED TO POOJA IM STILL BITTER #why'd they move on from her so fast. i will never recover

[jacuzziwaters]

Does anyone else have a sneaking suspicion that Peach is some undercover spy for Bowser? Is it just me reading into things too much?

#idk where this is coming from #but i just got this gut feeling #they made peach a girlboss #but usually when they do that it's never just yeah she's a strong and cool female character #there's always something that ends up being revealed at the end #either she's a spy or she gets kidnapped by Bowser during the climax of the movie #or both #she gets kidnapped and it turns out to be part of Bowser's plan #idk i'm just rambling #super mario bros film #mario movie #super mario #mario #peach #jay's attempts at communicating

[quitetheketch-moved]

I think my biggest problem with the unironic use of film bro is its evolution into a critique of the films and not the bros themselves and their misunderstanding of the pieces and idolization of the violent men being critiqued in said films.

#like i jokingly say my toxic trait is being a film bro all the time because #i love the movies that get labled as film bro movies #but the movies arent the problem #(thats not to say there arent problems with the movies but their wild misinterpretation by ignorant people isnt one of those things) #(looking at you pulp fiction) #and the term has been used for lbr anti intellectualism which i hate bringing up because its just swinging a bat at a hornet's nest #but like Mulholland drive isnt a flm bro movies guys #(its a trans girl movie) #subtitled foreign films arent film bro movies #art films arent film bro movies!!! #also isnt it hilarious that all the actually misunderstood movies are all made by gay people and women #funny how that happens #funny how the los jibbities and women understand how to critique white male violence in such a unique way that shitty dudes #are always like holy shit thats literally me!!! #anyway #i'm gonna stop before i catch attention and get some bonkers bad faith anon asdlkfj;askdjf

[cementcornfield]

like the way s*perm*ga has all this lost footage they can never get out because of various scandals with the people involved in it. this is why they need to work faster!! who knows when the next controversy will drop!

#there's a monkey drunk drawing from 2020 i think that carson filmed #the tucker bros golf vlog #and now i'm sure a lot of the cc doc was cut because leighton was heavily involved #SIGH #(i am shocked they had a clip of A in the doc) #(but i can't even begin to comprehend what that situation is at the moment) #oh and i just remembered i think there was or was going to be a minecraft vid with the minecraft carson guy #and the gus and eddy podcast they kept rescheduling... #the collab they planned with jakey but then billie broke up with jim for him #(this is less of a scandal and more just a personal affront to me)

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

if Sakharine was real the first thing I'd want him to do is kill D*pp

#the real kind of seduction #PLEASE I AM TIRED OF THIS MAN'S BULLSHIT EXISTENCE #i really don't understand what compelled people to go this hard for this horrible man #like...what??? #what force made you do this??? #anti depp #bro there's things i'm obsessed with that i wouldn't lose my shit and be the worst person alive over it #sakharine #vent #rant #fictional crushes #ivan ivanovitch sakharine #the adventures of tintin #favourite films #abuse tw #the worst part is hearing so much shit about it and people crying about it #and how it's amber's fault because of course you think it is #like i'm the one here getting on with my life #but they're still going nuts saying the weirdest shit imaginable #about some washed up bitter piece of shit that wouldn't fuck them #like who has the sadder life here?

[purplesaline]

Just saw a post that made the comment "I'm sure you've all seen Barbie by now"

You mean the movie that is still only in theaters and hasn't been released for streaming or download anywhere yet?

Bro (gender neutral), some of us are still hiding from covid!

#I'm honestly flabbergasted #i mean if it's been available online for a week #I'd assume mosy people who wanted to watch it #would have seen it by then #but still in theaters?? #you know there's lots of towns that don't even have a movie theater right? #i grew up in one in fact #nearest movie theater was a 90 minute drive #on a two lane #winding #mountain road #and that was one of those small town theaters #with two screens max #that would carry a film for maybe a week #(except titanic #that ran for months) #but #like #bro #my dude #buddy #not all of us have the privilege of seeing movies in theater

[novadreii]

so we can all agree that television as an artistic medium and form of entertainment is dead, right? they killed it.

#what else will growing up steal from me #first books now this #trying to find something to watch nowadays amid both tv shows and movies is depressing #you can see how the profit motive drains creative expression and passion very plainly #how many movies about white muscled army dudes Taking A Stand And Saving America do we need #there's at least 5 different movies with this premise that i've come across this week #you know the ones #starring crispy rat and jim the office and the hemsworth bros #enough is enough #i'm going to start watching french films with 10 lines of collective dialogue and 15 sex scenes just to break the monotony #personal