#idk what he's talking about she's right obviously

[canmargesimpson]

Fruity four in NYC

ive posted this like at least 3 times in different accounts and they always get deleted so im posting its again lol

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Corroded coffin has been really blowing up, and since Eddie signed a deal with his manager, he started going on tour. The tour was a month long, and they went through a bunch of cities till they got to their last destination. New York City.

So, Eddie invites steve, since their dating, but steve can't be without robin, so she comes along too. But robin can't be without Nance, so nance is also included. So the four of them go to the big city together. The entire pack was stuck in a already crowded tour bus.

Since  none of them could cook, they decided to go to some diner, and found one that was very similar to Benny's back in Hawkins, so they went there every day. So Friday morning, the four of them were eating together. So they wouldn't raise suspicion, Steve and Nance sat together on one side, and Robin and Eddie on the other. But of course they sat across from their partner.

Eddie ordered some sunny side up eggs with bacon (he arranged it into a smile, obviously). Robin got some waffles and a smoothie, while nance got pancakes too, but with a coffee. And Steve, he not only got his sandwich with his orange juice, but he also got the waitress number. But of course, Eddie just threw it away with a frown.

As they ate, they started hearing the crowd from outside, cheering and shouting, which quickly grabbed their attention. Eddie, who was next to the window, was starring in awe at the large amount of people with banners and signs. Of course, being attracted to chaos, Eddie jumps off the chair and runs outside with a piece of bacon in his mouth. Then ran robin after him, making sure to slurp the last out of the smoothie. Then ran Steve, calling for Eddie, and finally Nance, who made sure to leave a 20 dollar bill on the table.

Once they were all outside, they started at the people rioting and shouting, holding signs and posters about the lgbtq+ rights. People, rainbows and noise all around them. Eddie quickly grinned and got himself into the plethora of people shouting. Steve went to follow him, but lost sight of his boyfriend quickly. Robin tried to keep him in place, so they wouldn't get separated. Nance went to ask for an explanation to some of the people participating, but only got the same chant everyone was yelling

"Love is Free, Love has no Rules!"

Steve turned around and looked at the couple and held his hands out

"Okay, Eddie's concert is at 6,  so at 5 all of us meet back a t the hotel. I'm gonna go find Eddie, you guys.... Idk"

now, this are a few things that happened during that protest

Robin went into the crowd to see what the hell was going on. As she walked through the protest, she got to meet a group of lesbians, who had experienced the same thing she did with Tammy Thompson. She felt so comfortable being able to talk it out loud with someone who understands how it feels.

Nancy, met this old woman who had a bunch of pamphlets, brochures, papers, and even a magazine about the lgbtq+, which Nancy took and started reading. All of them filled with information and facts about the community.

Eddie, who was just trying to talk to as many people as possible, ended up meeting the one and only RuPaul herself. Of course Eddie freaked out to meet a real drag race for the first time, even better yet, RuPaul. So Eddie, trying to act as cool as possible, asked for makeup advice, because he just couldn't get the eyeliner right, and he too used to try on his mom's hill as a kid, trying to be like the guys from KISS. Rupaul, gave him all the information he needed on makeup, told him his hair was amazing (Eddie just bragged about the cool cream his boyfriend got him) and told him the perfect store to buy hills in men's sizes.

Steve accidentally bumped into an ex football captain, high school prom king, and jock of the school, who also had a hard time coming out to himself. They bonded and shared their issues about having shit parents. Steve might have gotten a little too emotional

Both robin and nancy, got little rainbows on their cheeks painted by a non-binary person who was so nice. Then as they walked out, Nancy, by instinct, grabbed Robin's hand. Then they went into the middle of the protest, to make sure they were around people who wouldn't judge them, and kissed for the first time in public.

Eddie got himself robbed of a bunch of shit, and stuff from the parade. Which was how Steve found him, wearing a tank top with the words ``Love is free'' and a bunch of bullshit on his arms and a poster saying "Homophobia sucks, but my boyfriends sucks better", and he also was wearing a rainbow flag as a cape. Eddie might have gotten a little too excited but it was worth it.

After talking to one guy, Steve felt much better about himself and just went to Eddie and kissed him, in the middle of the street. Eddie obviously kissed back, but he couldn't reach for steve since all of the shit in his arms would fall

When the clock hit 5, they were all back at the hotel. Since they've all had an exhausting day and really wanted to be with each other, they all stayed in one room. At first Eddie and Nancy had to share one room, and Steve and Robin shared the other, since they didn't want to look suspicious. They went all to eddie's and nancy's room, where eddie was getting ready for his show, nancy was passing out the pamphlets and steve and robin were talking

Robin, who was holding a brochure, was reading the definitions of the different sexualities and their names, reading them outloud for everyone in the room to hear

"Bisexual: Those who are attracted to more than one gender"

"More than one gender? like... liking men AND women?" steve asked

"i mean you could also like non-binary people, or Agender, or whatever they prefer"

"I like men and women.... Does that make me.... Bisexual?"

"Yes steve, that's literally what i've just said"

Steve, who was putting the pieces of the puzzle together, then stood up tall with a proud smile "Im bisexual"

"I think i might be too" nancy agreed "I mean... I still like guys, and I love robin so... I guess im bisexual too"

Robin smiled and kissed nancy on the cheek

"Okay next, Lesbian: female who is attracted to other females. That's me!"

"But wait, Nancy also likes girls, doesn't that also make her a lesbian?"

"no steve '' Robin sighed "but... picture it like this, i'm a vegetarian, okay? so i only eat vegetables. Nancy on the other hand is omnivorous, meaning she eats vegetables AND meat. Not because she eats veggies, makes her a vegetarian"

"OOOOOOOOOOH, that makes sense, so like, nancy and me are omnivorous, cuz we eat males and females, and you are a vegetarian because you eat only women"

"Correct"

"But then what makes that eddie?" Steve pointed to his boyfriend who was practicing his eyeliner, and finally looked good.

"I think i might be pansexual" eddie said

"what's that?"

"Here it is! Pansexual: those who love others no matter the gender or sexuality"

"So wait, if robin is vegetarian, me and nancy are omnivorous, then eddie eats what?"

“Oh Steve, boy” Eddie says as she leans into his boyfriend “I eat everything in my way. But you… You steve boy… you are my favorite meal”

“EW!” robin whined as she covered her ears and trying to erase that memory as fast as possible.

#by: me #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington #stranger things #ronance #steddie fic

[oksanas-sun]

#idk what he's talking about she's right obviously #oksana astankova #villanelle #killing eve #incorrect killing eve #incorrect killing eve quotes #jodie comer

[mostlikelyshutup]

newsflash assholes, everyone in the butcher shop is repressed!

#except niko #we love her and the crumb of emotional intelligence she brings to the group #edwin is the most out there about it but like charles and jenny and are right up there #crystal i think is too but just not as much as the rest of them #shes emotionally intelligent enough to recognize her and others feelings but she doesn't necessarily want to work through them #as evidenced by the fact she takes any chance to not talk about how david the demon affected her until she literally cannot escape it #idk if she knows she does this and that might be why she seems less so than the others who deliberately deflect #edwin straight up refuses any time emotions are brought up and deflects so obviously #he knows hes repressed and hes okay with it #its a very British way of going about it tbh #charles has been angry for the last thirty years and has been smiling the whole time #and jenny is jenny #we all know jenny #she knows shes repressed and shes keeping that shit #shes in therapy and her therapist is like okay jenny lets talk about feelings and she goes ??? what feelings #k mumbles #dead boy detectives

[a-wins-a-win]

unpopular opinion?? maybe?

Matt & Ivy have a really interesting dynamic!! both pre- and post-canon!! with or without romantic undertones!! either reciprocal or one-sided!!

and obviously it has to be handled with a particular level of care/respect BUT I think if we allowed them enough grace there is space to explore a really interesting possibility for that relationship.

#obviously Matt is not ENTITLED to Ivy - im absolutely not saying that at all #and he definitely did a lot of things extremely wrong and Ivy doesn’t HAVE to forgive him - she doesn't even have to *like* him #and in many stagings she actually doesn’t at all! even pre-canon she isn't into him on a *platonic* level - which i love for her #but I also think that - misguided & clumsy about it though he was - Matt is genuinely trying his best to see her as a person. #an idealized version of a person yes. but a person nonetheless. #which is what Ivy wants from Jason (and tbf he sees her as a person also but it’s an obviously different situation) #and while you can't force romantic compatibility (that was like. the whole point.) in some versions of the show they're not-quite-dating #- in varying types of “situationship” with varying levels of commitment. so it's not insane to me to say hey #maybe they need time to stabilize themselves and figure out who they are again after the events of the show. but maybe a couple years - #- down the line they reconnect and they're both in a better place & maybe this time it can all work out. #idk I think I just see a lot of people write it off entirely - and they’re well within their rights to do so don’t get me wrong #but I don’t think it’s fair necessarily to put them in the ‘doomed to fail’ category #wow okay I care about them as a pair more than I realised #tldr; give Matt & Ivy and their relationship dynamic the grace + complexity they deserve #mouse talks bapo #bare a pop opera #Ivy Robinson #Matt Lloyd #[as a side note - sometimes I think about queer Matt & transmasc Ivy & the interesting concept of their potential boyfriendism]

[dorkicon]

bitching abt my job again

tags contain frank mentions of transphobia and homophobia

#this happened like. i dont know. a month ago or something but i still keep playing it in my mind #for those unawares: theres been a fucking community outrage over the pride display at the library i work at #and have been working/volunteering at for 5 years #only it never went up. it never went up. bc the mayor came in as a quote unquote private citizen and demanded it taken down #despite the fact that patrons are required to fill out complaint sheets and even then it isnt ensured a display will be taken down #so obviously its a misuse of power that hes spinning into him being a concerned citizen #and i made a whole post bitching abt it and im doing so again (hi) bc i didnt like how our director responded to it #and yeah. so there was a board meeting after that right. well i set up for them as i usually do and let me tell you. that was the first #--time more than like 6 people came to spectate. it was insane. #and i guarantee that this months meeting wont have half as many people that fucking crammed themselves in there to complain abt gay ppl #bc of course they dont give a shit about the library #they just care about how scary the queers are #and yeah it was a shit show. i learned we have a far right organization in our town #and i was sat right in front of her husband the whole time #(standing actually. i was standing between him and my moms chair and he was sighing and grumbling the whole time bc he couldnt muster the #--balls to ask the 5 foot 2 fag in front of him to please move lol. small victories right) #when i say her i mean the leader of the freaks. idk. chairman? anyway she had a whole speech about how like queers are bad and cutting #the penises off little babies or whatever and she pulled up this passage from a book that was part of the display #its some book by the youtuber rowan ellis-- here and queer i think was the title. it was cataloged in our ya section and contained passages #talking about like having safe sex and what dildoes are and all that kind of shit. just really clinical descriptions imo. im not familiar w #--the youtuber really but im assuming they wrote it as informational bc shocker: teens be having sex. unsafe sex. especially queer teens #sourse: i was one of tgose #and...think for a moment. remember when you were a teen. youd rather fucking DIE than listen to your parents give you the sex talk #and chances are if youre gay your parents arent even going to know WHAT gay sex is (hugging without shirts on) so youre going to look #--elsewhere #bc if youre a hormonal fucking teen youre going to figure it out one way or another! especially if youre from (cough) a podunk shitwater #--town like mine that ran on abstinence by way of sex education #i think teens deserve to have access to that sort of information through trusted means. and i do mean het teens too #but no these fucking morons put on airs like everyones waiting till marriage--no! not my becky sue! as if they werent fucking around in #--holy shit i reached taglimit. i didnt ecen know there was one. hold on

[tokidokifish]

Trick or Treat!! 🎃🧛‍♀️ <-(das me dressed as a vampire)

[indulgent suburban mom voice] oh, aren’t you scary?

anyhow obviously i am a bitch that loves a trope so i’ve been thinkin… maybe……….. tavstarion hanahaki au

“You should tell them,” Gale insists.

“Oh, please,” Astarion retorts. “I’ve tried seducing them; they’re not interested. I very much doubt that’s going to change.”

“I think it has every reason to change,” Gale says, drawing a finger along the edge of one hateful rose, “considering this time you’d mean it.”

#the askbox #sarcoptid #i reserve the right to change what flower he’s coughing up if i do ever write this #right now it’s just a Bedtime Storyline #i’m honestly not THAT big on hanahaki it’s just fun to write #initially i planned to have shadowheart be the one talking to him #with the idea hanahaki is an elven condition #but then i realized she doesn’t know a got damn thing about her heritage #halsin is an option but since this would be the shadowlands idk if i can headcanon him being close enough w astarion to discuss it #so i went w gale w the idea that it’s (obviously) a magical condition

[thiamblogger]

i'm gonna be honest here.. but the way movies from like before 2010 will use gay characters as a punchline is honestly more entertaining to watch than what's going on with actual gay characters nowadays.

like how the parents will think the character is gay and will freak out, or how they'll be a mix up and then they have to confess and person b will be like thank god- you know??

#coming from a queer person. #if this is on the right tls.. #then i am not talking about you evan buckley!! #i just watched malcolm in the middle and she had a crush on his mum. #example of example a is my best friend is a vampire. #which like obviously they're both gay but it was the 80's.. #sorry. #lgbtq #idk what to tag this.. #i just want to make it clear- #i don't mean as a punchline. #like being gay is not a joke but it can be entertainment when lined up correctly #like mickey taking the piss out of ian when he's also gay. #'this is gay #we're gay #i don't think i'm this gay'. #you know?!

[radiant-absolute-radiance]

god i have so many ideas about Professor Layton and I can’t even begin to draw them all nor do I know how I would even visually get my whole idea across but consider.

what if Descole did get captured by Targent at the end of Miracle Mask and Azran Legacy starts out with Layton helping out Grosky investigate a series of missing Archeologists, among which is of course Desmond. (there’s a whole ramble in the tags oops)

#professor layton #descole #theres more to this but thats the gist of it #the idea being that layton stumbles accross targentis/Targent by himself (and emmy and luke) early on in the game #he finds out that one of the missing archeologists is implied to be Descole by some targent agents or something #whom the group manages to free in order to get back out of targentis and also for info on targent #emmy stops them though and reveals her status as targent agent right then and there #they manage to escape regardless and layton talks descole into helping them out w targent/maybe descole suggests it like in canon??? idk #and thats about where the plot of tye normap azran legacy with aurora and all kicks in #the idea being that suddenly someone they trusted (emmy) becomes a villain #and someone they don’t trust becomes the only one they can trust (descole being the only one safely cleared of not being a targent agent) #emmy is very relucant aboyt all this and shes obviously shown to not be happy about what shes doing #ITS ALSO REVEALED HALFWAY THROUGH THAT DESCOLE IS BRONEV’S SON but NOT that layton is his brother!! #i think that wouldve made that reveal more interesting and spaced out #since desmond can talk about how he had a sibling and then refuse to elsborate bc he doesnt wanna tell layton #and the red herring being that you think its emmy bc she considers bronev her dad #aaaaa #also the angst of desmond being forced to work for targent in between miracle mask and azran legacy

[wasabihere]

I've just finished tcw season 5 and i feel like i've been run over by a truck

#what the actual fuck #like #(spoiler alert obviously) #i knew ahsoka would be falsely accussed of some crime and expelled from the order #but i didn't knew she would refused to come back when offered to? #i didn't knew the real criminal wouldn't be Barriss? #BARRISS #I LIKE HER SO MUCH #SHE WAS HER FRIEND???????? #and like the anakin's pain when he realised ahsoka wouldnt come back #anakin's pain throughout this whole arc tbh #THE SCENE IN THE SEWER??????? EHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT??????? #i need to rewatch it after finishing this post #and like #idk #im just so shocked #AND I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO BECAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE FROM MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY WHO WATCH CLONE WARS #anyway #i'll stay up and think about it for the next hour #tcw #piou piou #pre gang

[wereh0gz]

Been seeing a lot of leaks floating around. like some pretty spoilery ones

#ramblings #sonic frontiers spoilers #i'm gonna talk about what i've seen a bit here so yeah #if you haven't already blocked the spoiler tag i think now is a pretty good time to do it #hell i'd even block the main sonic frontiers tag jic #anyway. i saw a cutscene with amy and something about it just doesn't sit right with me #like i really feel like sonic is being manipulated or something. she can't be all glitchy and hologram-y for no reason #and the disembodied ai voice talking about tearing down the walls between dimensions or something like that?? #idk don't remember the exact quote #um. hello? bitch what the fuck is that supposed to mean?? #sounds kinda Suspicious ngl #and i like that roger is being allowed to sound more emotional and stuff #but i'm honestly not sure how i feel about sonic's voice sounding deeper overall #like i already didn't really like roger's voice that much because i thought his deeper voice didn't suit sonic #unlike previous va's like jason or deven mack in prime (whenever the fuck that comes out) #idk man. i like the larger range in emotion but also. yeah #maybe he won't sound like that all the time cause the bits i heard were from the beginning of the game #where he was separated from his friends and was obviously distressed about it #but still #ALSO i like the writing in the dialogue so far #going back to that amy cutscene. it felt like really natural and in character #and though i couldn't hear their voices from the leak i could read the subtitles and hear their voices in my head #and i also saw some gameplay and stuff #and people comparing the new cyberspace levels to previous levels in other games #it's. ngl it's a bit concerning how similar a lot of them are but also #sonic levels tend to have a lot of automated set pieces and linear level design #especially in modern boost games #so some of it is bound to start looking similar to previous levels we've already had #and there's also the fact that i didn't see entire levels being compared just like bits and pieces #so idk if the whole level layouts are copied. they probably aren't. hopefully they aren't

[swxppedshitposts]

https://picrew.me/image_maker/140200

I made a picrew of Louise & Alex being mad at each other bc let’s face it, despite her being one of his oldest friends, he is constantly incensed by her behaviour lmao

#don't get me wrong he cares about her as a friend but like. I don't think he could spend more than a week at a time w/ her asdgh #probably mostly bc she does what she wants even if it's completely against all logic #and she requires a lot of babysitting despite being just 1 year younger than Alex lol #thank fuck the men + women were kept separate at the hospital bc I think he would have killed her GLKGDFKLF #but yeah they were allowed to mix outside if they were deemed safe enough to do so #i just made the sudden realisation that Alex preferred to hang around with women instead of other men?? #like when i think of the other NPCs I have/had who were friends of Alex's in the hospital #They were mainly all women??? #Lmao I don't blame him though women are way less threatening kldgkgdf #Also idk I guess it makes sense bc he would only get to talk to them sometimes when they were allowed? #So I guess he would usually see his male friends back inside #ACTUALLY now I'm getting way too deep into headcanons but also now that I think about it he was mostly abused by men growing up #So I can see why he'd naturally gravitate towards women #Also bc he obviously chose to spend as much time w/ Serenity as he could n she'd always have her female around her lol #Pretty sure they all like... just decided as a group to adopt him lmao !! :') #Also maybe bc during that time he was one of the only men there who didn't dismiss them for female hysteria or like .. doing sex work lol #It's still wild to me that women were locked up and deemed mentally unstable for doing sex work klglgkfgf #LIKE OH SORRY I HAVE ROCKIN TIDDIES???? GUESS I'M MAD LMFAO !!! #Sorry ma'am u have female disease therefore u will lose ur rights !!! #yOUR HUSBAND SAYS YOU'RE CRAZY AND HAVE IRREGULAR PERIODS SO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FAMILY LMAO #Ngl Alex was way ahead of his time in regards to accepting sex workers #Like don't get me wrong he would NEVER go to one LMAO #But they were his friends and probably some of the nicest people he's met so!!! #Louise just happens to get on his nerves for various other reasons kglfdklgfd #Like being fucking ANNOYING !!!!!!

[pizzapizzadickz]

.

#you need help #thats getting too bad #diary #personal #drugs tw #*sigh* i really wanna get high as shit rn. #i found out today's fathers day so now im stressing bc i dont know how to act happy and congratulate him #like. i dont want to touch him and in not sure if i can force the words out. #...and my mom said to me earlier at least i have a better dad than her..... #haha. i feel like shit. #im just. everything is really too much. #ive been frozen for like at least the last 30-45mins bc my dad interupted me to show me that he assembled my longboard #but like. that really upset me bc 1 he made me stop what i was doing. and 2. he touched something i was going to do #and like i have to fake a smile and be happy but i was super upset so its like. hard not to cause a problem. #idk i need to look up if he put it on right and its stressing me out. #and he started talking about how i need to weed the garlic bc the weeds are big and itll hurt my garlic (obviously) #and just. it stressed me out so much. #like. everything hurts so much and its too much. #and when i told my mom i cant just go back to what i was doing before without doing a routine shes said something like #or well no shit but i dont wanna hear that from you. #also its not even fully ocd. i usually cant go back to what i was doing when i feel interupted. #i rly hate when dad does things and makes me come see when i dont need to bc id rather he just tell me #AND IVE BEEN TOO OVERWHELMED LATELY TO EVEN BOTHER LEAVING THE HOUSE. #suicidal ideation #self harm #ugh. i hate when its like this bc i feel like im faking and then i supress everything and feel like i wanna die. #and like the only way im gonna be able to get through weeding the garlic (or maybe even staining dependimg on how i feel) #is through fucking just hitting myself or something. god i feel so fucking stupid. and im just upset. #...and how the fuck am i supposed to calm down??? and how the fuck am i supposed to act alright n say thank u dad for stressing me out #like. it shows on my face if im really upset. and i sure as hell suck at lying.

[ratvich]

get my money up get my pussy up get my money up get my pussy up google save me how do i not become balls to the wall delusional again

#vent #i rhink am gonna dm neffy for help shes helped me wkth reality checks before and stuff #ughhhhhhh i just cant convince myself of stuff right now or something #even somwthinf that i guess should be obviously ture like 'dead people dont send selfies' WELL WHAT IF THEY DO #i think part of the problem is that like #i know i was experiencing a delusion back then #but when i talk about i say it like if it actually happened so it is kinda conflicting yknow #idk ughhhhhh #he played games while dead his diacord status changed while dead dead people can do so much obviously #so whos to say he isnt dead #UGHHHH

[no-one-hears-me]

can't tell if this is a true bros before hoes moment or if I'm being unreasonable

#hard to explain in detail without like. using names and everything #also there's too many details if I gave the whole story #BASICALLY. quick recap. current main bf is my bestie's very good friend #bestie's ex cheated on him with 2 dudes? I think 2. and then they told him and he broke up with her obviously #after they broke up she tried convincing people that she did nothing wrong and he's evil and toxic and manipulative and whatever #including posting on every social media about it #even tho she literally had sex with multiple men while they were together... okay #also bestie is a sweetheart and very loyal and he would do anything for her so yk what she's saying about him isn't true #anyways. that was his only real relationship and so afterwards he had a lot of self esteem issues and trust issues and etc #he hasn't even tried dating anyone since then bc he doesn't want to anymore. bc of her #so now main bf who is very close with bestie and knows about EVERYTHING is trying to be friends with his ex #which is weird bc she blocked bestie and his other friends so idk how this dude is on good terms with her #but also. when your friend gets cheated on you're supposed to get mad and hate the ex. right? that's what most people do #I think it's weird and also kinda wrong to be friends with the ex after that #so I kinda like. don't wanna talk to this dude now bc I feel like he's disrespecting his good friend who also happens to be my good friend #my other friend got cheated on in a milder situation and all of his friends including myself stopped talking to his ex entirely #bc we don't like her we don't agree with her she's a horrible person etc #and the situation with bestie's ex was wayyyy worse I'm downplaying it and excluding details. she's evil #ALSO now that I think about it. bestie explicitly told this dude he wasn't allowed to talk to me and he still did #at first I didn't think it was a big deal but looking at it now? he just doesn't respect his friend huh #which I don't like bc that's my friend too wtf #yeah he's getting replaced I stand with bestie #Sera

[astonmartinii]

peas in a pod | oscar piastri social media au

pairing: oscar piastri x fem!russell!reader

y/n and george russell may be twins, but they’re hardly two peas in a pod and oscar is just there for the ride

MASTERLIST | TIPS

yourusername

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yourusername: are you alex’s appendix cause you make me wanna bust 😩

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user1: excuse me 😀

user2: sometimes i’m like yeah george and y/n are defo twins and then she says shit like this and i’m like they can’t be related

alexalbon: erm what is is ?

yourusername: gosh so other people can use your appendicitis for a seat but i can’t use it to appreciate my boyf - PC gone crazy

alexalbon: the only censorship you’ll need is when my foot is up your ass

yourusername: i’d love to see you try i’ll put you back in the hospital

alexalbon: you say that but when i woke up in hospital you were crying your eyes out begging me to never do that again 🤨

yourusername: i was CHANNELLING GEORGE OBVIOUSLY

oscarpiastri: she cried about it for a good week after alex dw she loves you really

yourusername: TURNCOAT say goodbye to your bedtime privileges

georgerussell63: okay we’ll stop right there, y/n is sorry for joking about your appendicitis alex, and y/n we will not be discussing extracurricular activities with oscar. thank you.

user3: what about the people who want to hear about the extracurriculars? and maybe want to … see them?

yourusername: @oscarpiastri how do you think mclaren would feel about an onlyfans?

oscarpiastri: i think it’ll be a hard no

yourusername: ugh boring

user4: y/n talking about an onlyfans whereas i don’t believe george has even seen a naked woman

oscarpiastri: i love you and your dumb fucking pick up lines

yourusername: what do you mean i’m literally the reincarnation of william shakespeare?

georgerussell63: more like e l james

yourusername: i knew it was you who stole my copy of 50 shades GIVE IT BACK

yourusername: anyhow … i love you too babe x

user5: every comment section we learn new y/n russell lore and it shocks me everytime

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri: in this house i guess we celebrate hit tweets? happy one year anniversary to the alpine breakup

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user6: CAKE SCARED ME FOR A SEC I WON'T LIE

yourusername: i think the technical term is “stunting on these hoes”

oscarpiastri: for pr reasons i will not be agreeing

yourusername: @ otmar HE BROKE I’M UP

oscarpiastri: you’re going to get me into even more trouble than that tweet did

yourusername: blame me and tell them to meet me in the car park, no weapons just fists

oscarpiastri: maybe let’s not

yourusername: you don’t wanna be my sexy ring girl? :(

georgerussell63: one day of not threatening people is all i ask for

yourusername: you weren’t saying that when i beat that year 13 guy’s ass in year ten for picking on you 🤨

georgerussell63: well yes but needs must

oscarpiastri: sorry george i’m siding with y/n she’s not afraid to tell the waiter they got my order wrong

landonorris: and she can square up to the people who won’t leave us alone in clubs

georgerussell63: okay i get it damn

yourusername: SMASH

alexalbon: you can’t let anything be normal can you?

yourusername: since you wanna be in my business… lily is a smash too

alexalbon: excuse me?

yourusername: let it be known if i weren’t already with the love of my life, id steal your girl

lilymunhe: oh wow … umm ☺️😳

alexalbon: OSCAR DO SOMETHING

oscarpiastri: idk bro im focusing on being called the love of y/n’s life

user7: silly season was so boring this year thank the lord we have y/n to cause chaos

georgerussell63: do not encourage her

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yourusername: you think i look bad, you should see the other girl. don’t touch men without their consent - and definitely don’t touch my man or you will be dealt with. trust.

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user8: someone leaked the video and omg that girl has hands

user9: she did NAWT hold back omg

oscarpiastri: i love you, thank you for defending my honour

yourusername: i love you too, i’d protect you with my life but don’t get it twisted, i’d throw hands for anyone

oscarpiastri: no but for real i’m very thankful for you standing up for me

user10: why is everyone praising this? all this shows me is that piastri is a pussy that needs his gross girlfriend to stand up for him?

yourusername: i’m going to stop you right there. that girl thought she could touch a man without his consent, and it’s completely out of order. so she was handed the consequences. oscar couldn’t do anything so it fell into my hands. you are the problem, do not talk down to him or other victims in those situations.

georgerussell63: as much as i joke, im glad you and oscar have each other.

yourusername: thank you georgie

oscarpiastri: thanks george, but your sister is the real knight in shining armour here

yourusername: i'll always save you princess 👸

alexalbon: everyone is being very sentimental but YO I KNEW YOU SAID YOU HAD HANDS BUT DAMN

user11: alex spill how brutal was it?

alexalbon: i had a front seat and it was like prime anthony joshua she was NOT playing

yourusername: oh wow that’s a big statement

alexalbon: i don’t wanna sound unprofessional but it was honestly crazy and i am so impressed y/n should really consider combat sports

yourusername: in my defence she just fully turned in on my fist

georgerussell63: okay normal service resumed she's making fun of me again :(

user12: why are we celebrating violence?

user13: people have no respect for the drivers these days, just because you’re in the same club as them does not mean that you’re entitled to harass them ??? you fuck around you’re going to find out… esp when y/n is around LOL

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oscarpiastri: so a lot has happened. i don't want to give the girl any more attention. i love my girlfriend and i love how much she loves me. cry more.

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user14: OOP HE GAGGED THE HOES

georgerussell63: "cry more" y/n has clearly been rubbing off on you

yourusername: i can assure you i've done much more than just rub off on him

georgerussell63: NO NO STOP RIGHT THERE MISSY

oscarpiastri: to be fair you walked right into that one george

georgerussell63: introducing you two really is the stupidest thing i've ever done

oscarpiastri: first of all, arthur introduced us months before you "introduced us", second of all, this is a lot coming from the guy who cried to me about how i'm so great for your sister and can't wait to have me as a brother-in-law

yourusername: AWWW GEORGIE YOU SOFTIE

georgerussell63: yes i am soft. i love love. sue me gosh.

user15: they are so aesthetically pleasing to my eyes

landonorris: so does like y/n wanna give self defence classes?

yourusername: for a price, soz nothing comes for free in this economy

danielricciardo: please can you do classes? i wanna harness your rabid chihuahua energy

yourusername: i am NOT. a chihuahua take that back daniel

oscarpiastri: she's more like a kangaroo, cute but will steal your dog and beat your ass

yourusername: true, i just wanna put you in my pouch

yourusername: that sounds weird, but i just wanna hold you and never let go

danielricciardo: okay i was just messing around no need to be disgustingly cute

logansargeant: i'm glad you're both okay, but that room service debrief went so hard

oscarpiastri: honestly if i weren't holding an ice pack to my girlfriend's face it would've been top two

yourusername: eh i think it's still top two, nothing is unseating when we were next door to lando shagging and we made it a drinking game 😭

landonorris: WHAT ????

oscarpiastri: no comment

logansargeant: no comment

yourusername: it was drink every time you moaned impressively loud 👍

landonorris: no comment

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alexalbon: idc you can never get me to hate her ass if you poke the bear expect to get bitten

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user16: sorry to the galex truthers but y/n and alex are the superior friendship

yourusername: i knew you loved me + and i knew you loved oscar SEND ME THE LAST PIC NEW LOCKSCREEN INCOMING

alexalbon: i've been the personal photographer for both russells for years and i'm only just being appreciated

yourusername: HOLD ON i take just as many of you and lily

alexalbon: well that's easier because we're much easier to photograph

oscarpiastri: WOAH hold your horses pal, call me ugly all you want but one shall not dishonour y/n

alexalbon: okay someone spent the break at the russell house

yourusername: HE'S NOT UGLY YOU POOL NOODLE TAKE IT BACK

alexalbon: damn it's a tough crowd. and on a post literally appreciating you

yourusername: bare minimum

user17: okay the kardashians are over - netflix can we please get a drive to survive spin off about y/n, george, oscar and alex ????

landonorris: lando norris erasure

charles_leclerc: charles leclerc erasure

oscarpiastri: move over twitch quartet, there's a new sheriff in town

landonorris: okay i'm banning y/n from mclaren you've spent too much time with her and now a rookie is bullying me :(

yourusername: he ate you up... i'm so proud

landonorris: is this the environment the russells promote? @georgerussell63

georgerussell63: you're on your own on this one lando i gave up years ago

yourusername: @oscarpiastri i think that's called maximising our joint slay

oscarpiastri: they wish they were us for real

user18: i love watching a black cat gf slowly corrupt her golden retriever bf

yourusername: oscar is like an evil little kitten really

oscarpiastri: and you love it

note: quick one cause i'm in my feelings. enjoy this random oscar cuteness he is an aussie queen (also a friend of mine literally went to the same school as him it's so weird)

#f1 imagine #f1 x reader #f1 instagram au #f1 x you #f1 #oscar piastri instagram au #oscar piastri x you #oscar piastri #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri x reader

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#i thought the genome stuff was wicked interesting and the reveal of how it corrupted the scientist who abused it was awesome. its literally #awesome its one of my favorite things ever its so nasty and scary but i am not planning on reading whatever tf vanguard is so it as someone #whos being introduced to the concepts thru this book i understood it and honestly really enjoyed it #i love spock and chekov and sulu and they were our main starfleet characters which was great even if kirk and mccoy were barely in it and #didnt really do anything when they were. which was fine. i liked kirks little drama over matt decker bc thats one of my fav episodes so i #liked his and mccoys one conversation about it #but my favorite part of this whole fucking book was the KLINGONS #and thats BIG for me to say because usually im bored or even skip klingon pov chapters if i dont like them #there have been very few klingons who are good in these books but mara and her strike team are my absolute favs #and obviously mara isnt an oc shes in the original series but in this shes so fleshed out as are the other klingons that their chapters were #the best to me. its their determination and their good humor and their sense of whats right that i find really interesting #but there were some things i didnt like! #for example. we did not need an army of npc natives for spock & crew to slay so gruesomely it was actually gross #i was also uncertain if the natives were under actual mind control or just more scared of the godhead (cthulu guy) than they were of #starfleet and the klingons idk i just didnt like it. i think the godhead was insane enough on its on that the rows and rows of noname #nopersonality infantrymen was completely unnecesary #looking back when i reread this itll definitely just be from the time spock&co land on the planet to the time they leave #i really felt like mccoy and spock shouldve had some sort of conversation at the end as well #where kirk is endlessly pretty hopeful over things (as much as he broods in this book lol im talking in general) mccoy is much more likely #to agree with spock (in his own way). spock would go to him like Doctor. i have recently found that some things are inherently evil and #cannot be saved and that sometimes the only way out of a situation is to commit horribly unethical violence against living beings and mccoy #would be like i know whatyou mean spock sometimes jim makes me use the transporter #trek books