#ifykyk 💀

[luminarytex]

had to edit my pin bc i’ve been posting a lot of suggestive stuff recently

#tag #hope yall been enjoying it though #i’m scared that someone #who follows my twitter #will see the shit i post here #and next thing you know i’m seeing another thread #I NEVER LEARN #we have fun here #ifykyk 💀 #drawing gay sex will kill me once again #>_>

[girl-named-matty]

MC: So you mean only descendants of Salazar Slytherin can speak parseltongue? Ominis: *nods* Mhm. It's awful really. It's almost all that's spoken at my home between my parents and siblings. MC: Ohhh yeah *nods head* MC: *realizes he said PARENTS instead of Parent* MC: Now wait just a minute-

#welcome to the gaunt family wreath #ifykyk #hogwarts legacy #hl #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #ominis gaunt #hogwarts legacy mc #mc #played the scriptorium quest and couldnt stop giggling over this after I thought about it💀 #Ominis “i'm my own cousin” Gaunt #dark humor ig lol

[anti--transid]

biblically accurate representation of how my dash looked when transnazi was originally coined:

💗 randomradq follow

hey guys can we not allow actual nazis into our community? its really harmful for us jewish radqueers!

💔 transnazisarevalid follow

uhm actually you're an anti for not accepting me for being a transnazi! block and report op for being an exclus

🐰 myoldacc* follow

"transnazi" is not valid, you are actively harming cisjewish and transjewish people by using this label.

💔 transnazisarevalid follow

*several slurs, my home address, pictures of a ripped apart dead body* your just an anti!!

🕊️ jewishradqueer follow

jewish person here, why the fuck are we allowing nazis into the community 💀

*note, im no longer a radqueer and no longer support "transjewish" or any trace IDs.

#not so fun fact. the coiner of transnazi also coined “trans offending map” 💀 ifykyk #tw transnazi #tw nazi mentions #anti radqueer #anti trace #anti transabled #anti transage #anti transid #anti transx #anti transautistic #anti transharmful #anti transhateful #anti transnazi #tw unreality

[pixiecaps]

Fit: Etoiles you need to eat a good burger.

Phil: Fit take him to White Castle.

(Phil & Fit lose their minds laughing)

#💀man #ifykyk #liveblogging #qsmp

[jjs-fun-little-world]

#icon #ifykyk #actually mentally ill #halarious #im so funny guys #literally so funny #please get it #reach the right audience PLEASE 💀

[shes-unwell-babe]

sometimes at work I zone out and think about that pic of Pierre getting out the water n back onto that boat…😌

#…yeah #ifykyk #also any picture of Lewis for that matter LMAO #works been a lot recently lmao it helps to distract me😌💀 #retail work…amirite? #pierre gasly #formula 1 #pg10

[parcai]

why do you only reblog chicken at midnight or 2am

🙄 why don't u

#smth abt 2am makes me violent and biting into chicken specifically expresses that violence 🤣😇 #💀💀💀 im not explaining this further its a vibe ifykyk #tw food #answered #on side blogs #on posts #anon

[angryborzois]

considering this song's lyrics i kinda find it ironic that 10十10 is doinf this mv

#seen that persons credits in jjk #mappa bro 💀 #is this intentional hmm #ifykyk #angryborzois rambles #i like how its similar to yoruwahonoka btw #the endinf reminds me of akame #i wonder who this new characters name is tjo #anyways time to sleep

[mimi-cee-genshin]

I wanna write but I also feel like I'm worn out. lol. Why isn't putting ideas into words easier? 😂

#I know it takes practice #but it requires effort that I don't have the energy for lol #you know #I can't believe I'm still writing fanfiction #I was like #after xyz happens maybe I'll stop #but I'm still here 💀 #lol #ifykyk #which is only like two of you here lollll #mimi's updates

[hanrinz]

igaguri may be the most annoying person on blue lock, but no one's gonna top that guy who used to be isagi's teammate in the first episode.

#i hate that bitch fr #yk that guy who couldn't score an open goal💀 #i hate him sm #so glad he wasn't in blue lock #rosie talks #ifykyk

[simonsslut]

my thoughts about my husband || f!reader

simon riley is a possessive man. a possessive man who doesn’t like when other people try to take what’s his.

he definitely talks you through it.

i feel like he’d have a spit kink. i will not elaborate. ifykyk.

breeding kink. he’s still unsure of the idea of having his own little offsprings… but fuck does he just love to fill you up every chance he has.

his favourite positions gotta be mating press; he loves to fold you, your ankles near his ears while he plows into you mercilessly, hearing you pretty little moans. cowgirl; he loves watching your pretty tits bounce when you ride him. he’ll grab your hips and help you when he notices you getting tired. doggy; he’ll press a hand to your back and make you arch just perfectly for him, while his other hand has an iron grip on your ass, spreading you for him. he’ll also bend over your back and whisper in your ear in that deep manc accent. lord.

actually, i do wanna elaborate on the spit kink. he’ll grab your jaw, “open up for me, love.” and then spit onto your tongue when you lull it out for him. you’ll receive a “good girl” from him afterwards.

my man is all about consent. and it has to be audible. he has to hear the words leave your lips otherwise you’re getting nothing 💀

he is always touching you. no matter where you guys are or when, he’ll always have an arm around you or a finger touching you, making sure to have you close by, making sure that you’re always there.

sometimes said hand/finger wanders around though.

up your thigh and under the skirt of your dress...

over the curve of your ass when he has an arm around you and his arm wanders down.

he’s a boob man. it’s like a comfort to him. when you’re at home he touches them at any chance he gets💀. laying down? they’re his pillows. cooking? he comes up behind you and holds them up to “help”. sitting on the couch? he’s kneading them like a cat.

takes pleasure in eating you out. your pretty little sounds turning him on even more. his cock hard and throbbing as he rubs it against the mattress, needing friction.

he’ll make you cum about 2 times before he finally fucks you with his cock. either with his tongue or fingers, doesn’t matter, he’s stretching you out just enough for his thick cock.

as i’ve mentioned before, he’s the type to wake you up in the middle of the night because he’s horny.

another that i’ve mentioned before, ~ phone sex ~.

growls and curses under his breath when he’s close, his grip iron tight on your hips sure to leave bruises.

edit: i forgot to mention this 🧍‍♀️

his cock gotta be huge man.

like i’m talking 8in+++++

hurts at first. but that’s what all the prep is for. “cmon, pretty girl you can take it… so good for me, yeah?”

siri show me this man’s balls please

#ghost x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost cod #ghost smut #simon ghost riley smut #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x you #ghost simon riley #simon ghost x reader #ghost hc #ghost mw2 #nadiascrolls 🍒 #ghost call of duty #cod mw2 #nadiaworks

[sp1tkink]

HELLO SMELLIES, i’ve changed my username bc i wanna try and be more active and also branch away from my other accs

TENKOSFATCOCK —> SP1TKINK

#bat 🏷️ s #new user #lol #tumblr hates me enough 💀 #ifykyk #you probably don’t tho lmao

[myslvtwritings]

Hii! Can you please do Muzan, Kokushibo, and Akaza with a super clingy s/o who always wants to be near them and hold/be held by them?

Yup!! definitely.

➤ Muzan, Kokushibo and Akaza with a clingy!S/O

➤ SFW headcanons

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(not proof read)

Muzan

Muzan never has experienced a single ounce of affection in his life.

So when you enter the picture and you’re all over him, all up in his personal space, basically attached to his hip, Muzan detests it.

He despises it in the beginning, wanting nothing to do with you. Views clingy people as pathetic and sees affection has a weakness.

It destroys his ego whenever you make him go all soft for you so for that he avoids you.

But if you’re close enough with him he’ll allow it.

If he allows it that just means he likes it.

Especially loves it when you comfort him after he’s had a bad day. (Which is like everyday because he cannot seek out that damn blue spider lily)

Complains about it as you play with his hair or hood him in your arms.

You’re always the one initiating cuddle sessions.

But on the days you’re not in a good mood, Muzan will surprisingly hold you without you having to ask.

Isn’t opposed to holding you whatsoever.

He knows you’re super clingy but make sure you steer away from him when he’s in a bad mood.

If you continuously cling to him whenever he’s pissed off this man will not tolerate it.

Might break your hand if you try to touch him and will not feel bad until later when he’s calmed down.

On any other day, he couldn’t care less if you cling to him.

Will bring you to uppermoon meetings because he hates leaving you alone in the house anyway.

You accompany him to the meetings while he chastises his upper-ranked demons.

You’re either on his lap during these meetings or standing right next to him.

The other demons are just flabbergasted on how you’re that close to him.

Kokushibo doesn’t care that much, Douma just think it’s amusing, Akaza is beyond confused, Hantengu is scared, Gyokko prolly says something about it and in return gets decapitated for speaking lowly of you and Daki and Gyutaro envy you. Especially Daki. 💀💀

Kokushibo

Alright, Koku here doesn’t exactly hate it and he isn’t even against it, he just isn’t all that used to it!

So when you approach him and you’re all over him, kissing him, playing with his hair and just never leaving him he is taken aback.

Is also semi-surprised that you aren’t scared of him since he’s the most powerful upper-ranked.

Like, are you not petrified, hello??

Koku also gets a tiny bit flustered as first with how physically affectionate you are all the time.

Then again he isn’t used to it so he blushes and feels his body warm up by your charming presence.

However, in due time his flustered personality vanishes and he opens up more to you.

I feel like he has some trust issues so he’s hesitant when trusting you until he realizes how amazing you are.

He doesn’t really express his emotions but deep down he’s always shocked how a sweet, innocent creature like you isn’t scared of him considering your bitter sweet personality.

Lowkey loves it when you baby him.

Kokushibo adores being with you but i’m afraid you cannot tag along with him when he has to intend the meetings.

You’ll get killed in spot, even if he’s against it.

If you were a demon, it would be different.

Kokushibo desires to be with you forever, wants you to be by his side for all eternity and offers to turn you into a demon.

All though, he’s lowkey paranoid that if you become a demon you’ll adorable clingy personality will disappear.

Why must life be so hard?

Akaza

Like Kokushibo, he isn’t used to it but does warm up to your behavior rather quickly and learns to adapt to it.

Ends up loving it, obviously. Out of all the uppermoon demons he probably the most human-like. Your clingy personality feels oddly nostalgic to him.. (ifykyk)

Akaza finds you very strange sometimes but that’s only because he’s never met a human like you before! Like how are you so touchy and clingy? He’s killed hundreds of people yet you stare at him with so much love glistening in your gaze.

It confuses him but whatever.

Akaza isn’t as clingy as you are but as y’all’s lovely relationship progresses he finds himself wanting to be with you all the time.

Akaza always has his hands all over you, the same way you do to him!

Usually he’s in a very bad mood when Muzan treats him like shit or when Douma teases him.

Immediately comes home to you, seeking your comfort and warm touch.

Of course you reciprocate and smother him in kisses or hugs.

I like to think Akaza gets REALLY flustered if you pepper his face in kisses. Like it makes his face flush immediately and he giggles.

You think it’s fucking adorable so you keep in mind to do that on the days he’s upset.

You hold Akaza in your arms as he vents to you about whatever made him mad.

Akaza wishes more than anything he could bring you along to the uppermoon meetings but knows the consequences so unfortunately you can’t attend them with him:(

The very moment he returns from them you’re all up in his business.

You legitimately just pounce into his arms as soon as the door opens, scaring him in the process.

Akaza makes sure to satisfy your clingy self to make up for him being gone for so long. He makes sure to spend all his time with you for the rest of the night.

Sorry this disappearing again my lovely readers🙏 but i’m back for now to write y’all’s requests:)

#demon slayer #kimestu no yaiba #kny #demon slayer x reader #kny x reader #upper moons x reader #upper moon headcanons #kny demons #muzan kibutsuji #muzan x reader #muzan headcanons #kokushibo #kokushibo x reader #kokushibo headcanons #demon slayer anime #demon slayer manga #kny manga #kny anime #demon slayer headcanons #kny headcanons #upper moons #demon slayer demons #sfw headcanons #x reader

[ineedtherapist]

Ca we have the crusaders with a touch starved Fem!s/o? She is like and at the same time loves to give affection back!

Eyyyoooo I have some free time today so LET'S FCKING GOOO

This idea is so fcking cute AHAHJAJ

13/12 =I'm sorry cuz I kinda lost idea on polnareff and avdol💀

side note: HELP- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE FR-

Crusaders with a touch starved fem!s/o hcs

Jotaro

"...yare yare daze. C'mere"

Jotaro is crazily good with physical touches. Like bro is Holly son and Joseph grandson. One way or another he definitely carry that genes in him.

This guy is stupidly observant, prob already notice about it but never says a thing.

OMG I HAVEN'T WRITE FOR AGES I'M LOSING MY TOUCH

He's a mysterious typa guy so yes he wouldn't reciprocate that much when in public but I guaranteed you when both him and his s/o are alone he'll initiate the first move.

Doesn't mind his s/o touch him as long as they understand his boundaries.

Actually loves,enjoy N appreciate it especially after having a rough day.

HANDS ON HEAD HANDS ON HEAD HANDS ON HEAD-

and on waist too as a matter of fact.

while laying down.

cuddling.

forehead kissing.

their s/o rambling bout their day

and him listening with occasional 'mmhmm and then?"

yeah. feel a bit too personal ifykyk

When he actually knows how much his s/o love physical contact he'll try to do it subtly but as much as possible and won't say a thing if they do it to him in public. cue to Holly kissing his cheek every morning

Sometimes most of the time Polnareff gonna tease him and his s/o and it kinda went like this :

"Hey joot! ya mind if I borrow ur sweetheart for a sec? I'm having a severe withdrawal symptoms from being single as heck. Now c'mere lov- AAughHhhGhh????!! GODDAMN IT JOTAR- FUCK! I'M GONNA DIE! JOTARO!!!!"

Everytime he did that, Jotaro gonna summon star platinum to hug him instead and well- all of the crew get to see a fcking 20+ yr old scream in absolute agonize and by the end of the "cuddling" sessions his face covered with snot and tears.

Due from that absolutely horrifying scene oldseph keep his words to himself though there are still times where we can actually see quite the scene.

Kakyoin would be a bit embarrassed, not in a bad way just kinda surprised with what's happening in front of him though when he get used to it, he's silently cheering for both of his friends.

Avdol takes pictures of all the little cute scenes and put it in a collection.

Marriage present he will say with a small smile.

Kakyoin

"...yes... I'm free.. r u sure? 'kay then. here- OMPF"

This guy is def as touch starved as his s/o. Worse, unlike his s/o, man doesn't even notice it.

Kakyoin sees physical contacts as an act of professionalism and rarely initiate one unless necessary.

He does it with his parents ofc but again very rarely and mostly on special occasions.

Think about it a lot actually but never voice it out especially if his s/o barely try to show they wants it.

When they did, oh boy it's one hell of a ride.

He'll get awkward at first but gradually warm up and well- get ready cuz you're prob will be in contact with him all the time no matter how big or small.

hand holding? yes. hand on waist while being side by side? yes. resting heads on each other laps? yes. shoulder touching while sitting? yes.

He'll be and look really dejected if his s/o says no w/o a proper reason.

Though he is an introvert and will understand if you needed some space. Just give him a heads-up kay? poor boy think his s/o losing interest in him.

WILL search up in books or online on "how to hug a person" or "101 absolute ways on how to not be a creep when initiating physical contact"

He's embarrassed with pda mainly cuz he's not used to it but he tried to make it up later in private .

He also will try to actually be comfortable and open, letting himself to relish and return the affection.

Is absolutely overjoyed with the fact that his s/o love physical contacts cuz honestly deep down he really wanted to bond and be comfortable with the person he loves and the area he really lacks in are well- human contact.

He's glad his s/o is there to teach him.

Another one that'll summon his stand to make a- *ehem* two adult cry because they're as joot always say "being a pain in the ass"

Olseph

"c'mere babe! it's cuddly wuggly time."

Bro the best and warmest teddy bear ever been alive.

#1 physical contact lover.

Hug and kiss his s/o all the time.

Small simple contacts like hand holding while walking through the streets traveling.

Hands on ur laps.

No I will not elaborate.

SITTING IN HIS LAPS.

That can go two ways and again no I will not elaborate.

Though he would absolutely loves it if his s/o sit on his laps while both him and his s/o relaxing.

A normal sunny day on a porch. Him reading a newspaper with his s/o on his laps snuggling doing whatever they're doing.

Absolutely hyped when he knows how much his s/o wanted to be in physical contact cuz again that's his forte.

Tickle his s/o while him and his s/o in bed, just woke up from sleep.

And when his s/o return his gestures?

God.

He definitely make a right choice.

It always a contest between who can give more affection and surprise the others. the hell this is too cute Bye-

Flex in front of the crew all the time and no he doesn't get embarrassed. why would he? his s/o is the happiest things ever happened to him. he'll be damned to give two shits.

Polnareff

"Mon Amour~! can I rest on ur lap? pretty pleaseee"

#2 physical contact lovers.

Also hyped cuz his s/o wanted to be pampered and loves to pamper him back? HELL YEAH

He's extreme. that's for sure.

Zero conscience.

Hug? Kiss? Snuggle? Cuddle? Princess style carry? Name it and he'll be doing just that in a heartbeat.

Once him and his s/o in each other arms, it will took a lot of effort for him to actually let go

The type that surprisingly jealous and won't let his s/o do it to anyone else unless under circumstances.

Get tease a lot but never done anything. Bro confident in his abilities and charm as a man.

Avdol

"yes, I'm free. Of course! Here."

CUTIE AJJSJAJAJA

Ok look like I have every right to fangirl cuz bro so sweet with his s/o.

Avdol is reserved so he doesn't show much of a need or want to be in any literal human contact so it gonna make his s/o a bit nervous.

BUT!

He adores it. He thinks it cute and a symbol of deep trust between two ppl especially coming from someone as special as his s/o.

He reciprocate it whether public or private.

Hand holding. cuz it's sexy u can't change my mind

Very open and accepting in general.

Encourage you and also love to be pamper.

Honestly one of the most loving and normal guy in jjba fr and the crew itself fr.

ahhhh idk what to write but this man is an absolute cutie.

Doesn't get jealous since he trust his s/o.

Actually talk to his s/o about coming to him whenever they're in dire need of human contacts.

Doesn't get teased that bad by the crew. They're just genuinely happy to see avdol and his s/o relationship cuz it have calming and very comforting vibe.

Joseph tease him once in a while but nothing severe.

A bit possessive depending on the circumstances.

#jjba #jojo kimyou na bouken #jojo bizarre adventure #jean pierre polnareff x reader #jjba polnareff #kujo jotaro x reader #jotaro x reader #jotaro headcanons #jotaro kujo x reader #kakyoin noriaki x reader #noriaki kakyoin x reader #kakyoin headcanons #kakyoin x reader #joseph joestar x reader #josephheadcanons #joseph x reader #joseph joestar #avdol x reader #avdol headcanons #muhammad avdol #jjba avdol #jjba part 3 #jjba stardust crusaders x reader #stardust crusaders x reader #jjba stardust crusaders #jojo stardust crusaders x reader #AHHHH my first post after a whil #damn it's kinda bad #but oh well #al fam era

[amalthea-abstractions]

If the Straw Hats Watched Anime, What Would Be Their Favorite?

Luffy: Naruto. You can’t tell me that “I WILL be hokage one day” doesn’t resonate with Mr. “I’m gonna be king of the pirates!”

Zoro: Rorouni Kenshin Samurai X. Probably tried to learn the Amakakeru Ryu No Hirameki at some point tbh

Nami: this one was hard for me to come up with, but I think it would be something like Inuyasha— something nostalgic that reminds her of her childhood when times were simpler

Usopp: Pokémon!! He has watched all the animes, all the movies, played every video game, collects the cards, and will proudly show off his figurine collection if he finds out you’re into Pokémon too

Sanji: Ouran Host Club. Don’t hate me, look deep in your heart and you know it to be true 💀

Chopper: Hamtaro (he will sing along with the theme song)

Robin: Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Senpai. She loves that it cleverly plays on theories for scientific phenomena while also having a cute story.

Franky: JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ⭐️ He’ll do the poses too

Brook: The English dub of Ghost Stories. Ifykyk

#one piece #one piece imagine #monkey d. luffy #roanoa zoro #op nami #usopp #vinsmoke sanji #tony tony chopper #nico robin #op franky #op brook

[forgottendolly]

Things I loved in Station Theatre’s RTC because I can’t stop thinking about it and I don’t think I ever will😔😔 (in no particular order whatsoever😇🙏)

- JANES REACTIONS TO HER BIRTHDAY SONG

- Virgil the rat chewing the power cable and his little ears and head just bobbed ��😭

- JANES PIGTAILS

- The whole pre jawbreaker monologue (yes, I cried… sobbed more accurately)

- Mischa blowing a party blower at Jane and her getting scared x2

- Constance’s cotton Candy earrings 😞💗 I need them for myself!!!!!

- Ocean and Constance doing their little “improv” skit was done so perfectly I laughed so hard 💀

- Jane running and hugging Ocean during her “i love you guys” speech and just not letting her go LIKE FULL ON HOLDING ONTO HER AND DRAGGING ALONG AS OCEAN BACKED AWAY

- CONSTANCE RECORDER SOLO SLAYED I THINK I BURST MY LUNG SCREAMING

- Ricky and Jane ARE REAL

- Ricky coming out in all black with his head down at the start and half doing the choreo

- Noel laughing when Karnak tells Ocean that the person who wins will be decided by a unanimous vote

- Jane saying “for me? 🥺” when Constance offers her the hello Kitty cupcake

- Her proceeding to squish said cupcake in her hand and try to eat the paper decoration on top leading to the others having to stop her

- Mischa offering Jane a sip of vodka and she drinks like half the bottle 💀💀

- Jane making her doll dance

- NOEL APPLYING LIPSTICK BY A MIRROR HELD UP BY JANE (ICONIC ALONG WITH THE STAINED CIGARETTE)

- SBM COSTUME CHANGEEE 2012 FLASHBACKS

- Ricky teaching Jane how to ballroom dance after TNBS

- RICKY SLAYING THE ACCORDIANN

- Janes headless pose at the start and end of the show

- Janes little neck ribbon

- “Do you want to know what I find really super hurts?” DEATH STARE

- Mischa throwing money into the audience (yes I kept one sorry not sorry)

- Jane picking up two of the pieces of money and handing them to people in the audience

- someone getting picked up and spun around more than once??? YES. You heard me, more than once. I almost got knocked out by Janes shoe and honestly would have thanked her

- Monique ate the whole time

- Seriously OBSESSED with Noel’s Lament

- Spacedolls I repeat SPACEDOLLS

- Janes little bottom eyelashes

- Oceans cute little hair bow I LOVER HERR

- Mischa flipping everyone and everything off every 3 seconds

- Jane trying to bring Ricky with her to the other side

- Jane giving Ricky her doll before she leaves to the other side

- The group going over to hug Mischa after Talia, including Constance Jane and ofc Noel

- Ricky ASL 💗💗💗💗

- Clip on earrings (ifykyk)

- JANE GETTING THE HAT

- Penny lamb life compilation (I was in tears) AND THEN WITH THE BEAUTIFUL ITS NOT A GAME VOCALS?!! HEART SHATTERED!

- Having to hold back Jane from biting ocean after the “and she’s a freaky monster” line

- Noel saying hello to Jane and Jane moving her little dolls arm say hi back

- The ropes they used to make Jane look like a marionette doll during TBOJD

- Constance bring the puppet master during TBOJD

- The headless doll being on the side of the wall and the kid sitting next to me pointing it out cause my blind ass didn’t see it at first

- Talia skirts 💗💗

- The way Jane goes limp after her introduction song

- FORNICATION… UNDER CONSENT OF THE KINGGGG!!!! *holding long ass sword above her head*

#perfectdolls #spacedolls #the amazing karnak #ride the cyclone fanart #penny lamb #constance rtc #rtc fanart #noel gruber #rtc musical #rtc au #mischa rtc #jane doe rtc #ricky rtc #rtc #noel rtc #ocean rtc #rtc jane doe #jane doe ride the cyclone #ride the cyclone #ricky potts #mischa bachinski #ocean o'connell rosenberg #constance blackwood #jane doe #ride the cyclone musical #the station theatre