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#im mad at them for doing that and they also weren't using masks
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I always wonder how Beetlejuice would react to someone who looks very sweet and soft but is actually really hardcore. Like death metal, rage room, loves extremely gorey and disturbing media, constantly wanting someone to pick a fight with them so they could pummel them kinda hardcore.
It would be funny if they scared Beetlejuice a bit more than beetlejuice would scare them haha
Here's some drabbles just to get this idea out of my head lol I'm no writer so aa yeah DJSBJZ idk if I captured his Beetlejuice-ness enough ee
No pronouns used but a little (and I mean very little) nsft bc it's beetlejuice lol
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"Hey babes! Ya miss-?" He'd ask as he suddenly appears in their room, loud gutteral screaming stopping him in his tracks for a split second before he basks in it. His breather is glued to the TV as he sways over to their side on the couch. Bloody cries and begs fill the silence between them.
Beetlejuice looks between the TV and his sweet breather, dressed in hello kitty pajamas with a stuffed animal under their arm. Kitten socks on their feet and a bunny hair band holding their hair from the puppy print face mask they have on. Such a stark contrast from the bloody murder playing on the TV. He chuckled to himself as he sat back and continued watching with them, laughing occasionally.
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"I'm going out, Beej. Please behave." You absentmindedly say as you grabbed your keys, heading for the door.
"Where'ya goin? Can I come?" Beetlejuice would say hopefully as he shot up from his place on the couch. You were wearing sweats with one leg covered in cutesy anime Chibis and some logo for the anime you were currently obsessed with and a tank top that read 'BE KIND' In bright letters with stars and smily faces surrounding it (If you have long hair it'll be tied up) you weren't dressed up fancy so he didn't have a clue where you'd be going. It was your day off and he couldn't recall any plans that didn't include suffocating you with his 'love'.
"I'm going to a rage room, helps me decompress." You said with a chuckle, wanting to see how he'd react since you knew he didn't think you had a violent bone in your body. You'd shoo out any bugs that got inside, choosing to let the spiders you'd see around your place be as they helped with other bugs, you weren't overly confrontational either and he'd only ever see you cry when you were really mad. He looked at you from across the room confused but intrigued.
"Rage room? Is that some breather code for orgy?" Beetlejuice sat up on his knees from his previous sitting position, looking dopey and cocky as per usual.
"If you wanted one babes all you had to do was-"
"No! That's not what that means!" You cut him off with a laugh, you always appreciated the demons enthusiasm and humor.
"Its a room where you break stuff! Hence 'rage' room." You explained as you put on your shoes. If he wasn't already interested in joining you, he sure as sugar was now. He'd never seen you take your anger out on anyone or anything for that matter. You tended to cry it out, take a moment and sometimes you'd yell a bit while venting to him but usually he was the one who broke things so he was definitely going to tag along for the ride.
"you can come, but I don't go easy on the stuff in there. Also if appreciate it if you didn't distract me. It's the only time I can take my pent up rage out and have zero consequences." You laugh as you pick up your bright bag with some first aid, water bottles and your wallet and things for your phone Incase you were there for longer than you planned.
Cut to you demolishing every piece of furniture in the room, the safety suit hiding the rage and fire behind your eyes as you yelled out and screamed all the things you'd wish you could say to the people that come in and out of your life. Beetlejuice watching in fascination and a little bit of 'im going to screw their brains out when we get home'
He loved this side of his sweet and cuddly breather.
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You were listening to your usual music when beetlejuice decided now would be the perfect time to yank your headphones from your head and see what kind of cutesy music you were listening to as you went about your day. Safe to say his hears almost bled with the volume of the music, looking at you as if you were an imposter.
"Who are you?? Where's my precious breather??" He'd cry out as he took whatever you were working on from you and held it protectively.
"Beej, stop playing around I want to finish that!" You'd laugh out, only making him back away from you further.
"No! You're not allowed to touch (Y/N's) things!" He'd hiss as he playfully ran around your shared space. He only let up when you managed to bribe him with a few kisses.
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I'm not a writer so djsbjxhs sorry if this is bad LOLOL I read lots of fan fics tho (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆ this was pretty fun to do instead of working out tho haha
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baby scarab || 62
shimmy shimmy anon - How about this, if Marc and y/n were to get into a fight, and Marc takes away her phone, y/n has an attitude, and Marc has had enough of it and snaps, idk mean like lashing out on her, I mean like raising his hands in the air and being all extra n shit, and when he raises his hands to go off and rant, y/n flights pretty bad, and before he goes off on a rant, he looks at her, and thinks about his mom, immediately stops, walks over to her, and asks if she's okay, y/n gets mad at him with tears running down her cheeks, ranting about how hard she's been trying to be a good daughter and saying Marc is not so different than her, and that he has no reason to be so upset, and storms off to her room, and about an hour later y/n is gone, they thought she ran off, but oh no..oh no they have NO IDEA what's about to happen. (Yiu don't have to write any of this btw)
-Love shimmer anon!🤗
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pairings : steven grant x (platonic)reader, marc spector x (platonic) reader, khonshu x (platonic)reader, jake lockley x (platonic)reader, layla el faouly x (platonic)reader
TW : medicine (pills), spidey stuff, violence, language, angst, very rushed and hard to read, mention of doctors, needles, mention of child abuse, mention of scars, mention of sex, bad words used at you (by you), allusions to SA (please do not read if it triggers you), cops, yelling, let me know if i missed anything.
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you heard muffled voices.
you didn't know whose, and you couldn't tell what they were saying.
your eyes were closed, and you didn't have the strength to open them.
"..because she knows my name- how did she know?" one of the voices says, and you somehow manages to peel your eyes open.
your hands were behind you, and it felt like they were bound together by webs.
you would know from experience.
the man from before who knocked your lights out looked down at you on the floor, seeing that you were awake.
he didn't have the mask on, and if you weren't loyal to casper you would definitely hit that.
what can you say? he's cute.
"oh my god what do we do? she's awake-"
"i can hear you" you interrupt his whispering.
now you notice the other person in the room, same suit and older face.
what the fuck was going on.
"okay- um hi? i'm- i'm peter. you already knew that" the younger one scolds himself, and you just blink.
"where am i?" you bluntly ask, seeing as the two weren't exactly a threat.
"uhhhh we can't tell you that..?" the younger of the two poses more of a question than a direct answer.
you simply blink up at them. "okay, so why am i here then?" you ask and the older one takes a breath.
"okay, not to freak you out- but we aren't.. from this universe" he starts and you make a face.
"this happened before, but we don't know why it happened again" he sighs.
you just close your eyes for a second and purse your lips."can i just go home?" you ask.
"i'm grounded and my dads are going to give me shit if i get back too late" you try to reason, and the older one nods, while the other shakes his head frantically.
"what? don't let her go! she could attack us!" he exclaims and you scoff.
"no. i won't" you send a fake smile to him while the older spider guy crouches down next to you to rip the webs from your wrists.
you bring them back in front of you, and stand up, the man next to you doing the same.
you just nod to yourself and look around, seeing a window so you head towards it.
"..wait-!"
you turn around, seeing the younger of the two coming towards you.
you stand your ground and just breathe in sharply.
"we are pretty far from where i-"
"from where you kidnapped me?" you ask with not a single emotion present on your face.
"yeah, sorry about that- anyways, do you need us to escort you back?" he asks and you scoff, hiding a smile.
"escort?"
"stop laughing"
"i'm not laughing"
"peter 2, tell her to stop laughing" he whines to the older man, who puts his hands up.
"and i thought my peter was annoying" you roll your eyes nodding your head to the window.
"just lead me there please" you decide, so the two go in front of you to exit first.
"hope you can keep up" the older of the two teases, climbing out the window and swinging away, leaving you and the other one to follow.
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"this is it, right across the street there" old peter points to your apartment building from the roof you were all currently standing on.
it was maybe around the middle of the night now, and you were still suspended for the next three days.
"thank you. even though you kidnapped me" you chuckle, turning to the two.
"it's wierd knowing there's more peters in other universes"  you start. "it sucks that you have to go back"
"yeah, but how are you here with baby peter?" the younger asks.
"oh i'm not a peter. i'm a y/n" you clarify, and they both nod.
"good luck getting to new york then" you sigh.
"go home safe, okay?" the younger says. "we're always watching our fellow spider-peoples backs" he smiles, and naturally you do to.
"hey, can you remember something for me?" the older asks, and you nod.
"just.. with great power there must also come great responsibility" you blink a few times, remembering when you peter said the same thing.
"thank you" you smile at the two before they turn and swing off.
you sigh and look up at the bright moon. a waxing crescent as of tonight.
you then peer down at your apartment building and turn around in the opposite direction on the roof.
okay, this may seem like a terrible plan, but you are sure that it would teach your dads a lesson.
you were on your way to casper's house, and you were going to stay the night, walk him to school, and then return home in the morning.
easy as pie.
it took you almost no time to swing over to casper's, to land on his fire escape by his window.
the curtains were closed, which meant you didn't even know if he was in the room.
you weigh your options and decide to leave three light knocks on the window, and that's when you hear rushed footsteps before the curtains are pulled away.
and there was your boyfriend, rubbing sleep from his eyes and looking relieved to see that it was just you.
he opened the window quietly to let you climb in.
"what the hell are you doing here? are you okay?" he asks, leading you to sit down on his bed while he looked over your face for any injuries.
"casper, i'm not hurt" you gently push his hands away from you. "just grounded"
"then why did marc call me to ask if i've seen you? they are worried, you just went missing" he argues.
you sigh and look towards the still open window and close it with a shoot of your webs and a slight tug.
there was a breeze, which made you both shiver.
"but steven saw what happened, a peter from a different universe kidnapped me" you explain and casper scoffs.
"okay, well i'm calling marc-"
"no you're not, i'm going back in the morning"
"i promised i'd call if i heard from you-"
"i don't care they deserve it"
"nobody deserves that feeling, y/n"
you stop talking right then and there. casper was right.
"can i see your phone?"
"only if you promise to give ur back" casper hands you his phone after you nod in agreement to his terms.
you immediately dialed your dads number even though it was saved in the phone.
it only rings twice before he answered.
"hey- it's marc, we haven't found her yet but we are still looking-"
"well stop and go home because i'm fine" you cut in, making marc freeze from the other side of the phone.
"..kid?!" his voice cracks in the middle of the word. "oh my- are you okay?!" he asks in a shouting voice.
you feel a pit of guilt form in your stomach at the reaction of him just simply hearing your voice.
"yeah. i'm okay"
"what happened? steven refuses to talk to us"
now you felt really awful. steven clearly saw you get kidnapped and now he's refusing to talk to the people he shares a body with.
and it's all your fault.
"i.. there were two peters from different universes and one of them freaked out when i knew his name" you explain shortly in a solemn tone.
"y/n i'm coming to get you-"
"well good luck dragging me out of casper's house because i'm not leaving" you interrupted just to hear a scoff.
"you expect me to just let you stay? you're still grounded and he has school tomorrow" marc argues, but then jake decides to butt in.
"well i think one night wouldn't be too bad.."
marc sighs tiredly and stammers over his words before he gets it all out.
"fine. whatever. but we are having a long talk once we get you home" he says as if he was being forced to.
"yeah, we are" you agree, leaving marc to only say a few more words.
"i love you, y/n. all of us do. please stay safe or i swear i'm grounding you forever"
"promise. i love you guys too"
he hangs up after that, and you give your phone back to casper.
"so.. that was obviously an under reaction" casper purses his lips after speaking.
you sigh and look up at the ceiling. "yeah but i'm glad it was" you start. "he would have to drag me out of this house because i am not leaving"
"i have school tomorrow"
"i know. i'm sorry"
casper just moves closer to you so that you were sitting side by side, legs hanging off the bed.
"don't be sorry-"
"i don't just mean this" you look over to him, and see a look of pity in his eyes.
"y/n, we already talked about this" he begins and you just stare down at the floor. "you didn't do anything wrong. you never have"
"how do you know that?" you ask, stressful tears gathering in your eyes, though you try to blink them away.
"because i know you, and i know you've made mistakes but we've fixed them. together" he sends you a half smile when you look up.
you just sniff and lean your head on his shoulder, to which he puts and arm around you and presses a kiss to the top of your head.
"you guys will be okay" he assures you, referring to your dads.
"yeah. thanks" you pick your head up and look him in the eyes, and let a smirk raise on your lips when you see his eyes dart down to them.
you take it upon your self to lean in quickly and bring a hand to the back of his head, so that he meets you half way.
he lets out a noise of surprise when your lips first meet his but relaxes into the kiss and lays a hand on your cheek, rubbing circles into it with his thumb.
your lips moved against each other for another couple seconds before you moved one of your hands to his chest, grasping at his shirt while the other pulled him impossibly closer to you.
he quietly groaned at the switch and moved both of his hands to your face, holding you close to him.
you poke your tongue out at his lips, to which he opens his mouth so you could lick up into it, causing a shiver to go down his spine.
not a moment later you detach yourself from casper's mouth and move onto his neck, leaving a trail of light kisses until you reach a spot your most fond of.
casper moves his hands to clutch onto the back of your shirt, like how yours were on the front of his.
"-y/n.." he whispers into your hair before taking in a shaky breath through his mouth.
you bite down on the sensitive part of his neck before sucking on it.
after that, it seemed like you blacked out.
the next thing you knew was casper was pulling you off of him and moving your hands away from the waist of his sweatpants.
"wait wha-" you take in a sharp breath before your blood runs cold.
casper looked a mess, and not in a good way at the moment.
he had a dark forming bruise on his neck, where there were two small spots with a bit of blood.
his hair was messed up and sticking in every direction, clothes disheveled and sweatpants down on his hips with the strings untied.
"i'm so sorry" you whisper, thinking the worst.
you couldn't remember what had happened that past couple minutes.
"hey, it's okay, please look at me" casper requests and you do so with tears in your eyes.
"come on, let's just get some sleep. you're tired and we can talk in the morning" he reasons and you just stare at the wall with tears in your eyes as casper brought you down towards his pillows.
he lays you down next to him, and makes sure to hold your hand as he uses the other to make sure you're fully covered with his blankets.
you didn't care if he was asleep or not, you moved to cling onto him and cry yourself to sleep in a matter of minutes.
casper though, couldn't.
he was awake thinking of what had just happened in the last five minutes.
you'd both been lost in each other, lips on lips, and hands on other areas when you had bit down just a bit too hard.
and when casper winced, you slurred out a quick apology and moved your lips to a different spot, unaware of casper's unease.
but it wasn't him that didn't want it, it was you.
he sensed something wasn't right, you always made sure he was okay and vise versa, but nothing else came out of your mouth.
when he tried to pull you away, you talked as if someone was controlling you.
"i need it"
"please, hit me"
"i want to feel it"
"i need to feel the pain"
is what you said to him, and that wasn't like you at all.
he pushed you farther away, trying to set your mind straight.
"are you okay?"
"stop, you don't want this"
"i'm not letting you make this mistake"
"i'm never going to hit you, and you don't need to feel pain"
"are you feeling alright?"
the truth of the matter is that he wanted it. he wanted it so badly, but was completely turned off by the fact that is wasn't consensual both ways.
you wouldn't give him a clear answer, just slurring your words together and almost forcing yourself onto him.
he swore to himself that he wouldn't never in his life no matter what disrespect a woman's wishes, and here he was fulfilling the promise.
casper knew you didn't want it. only wanted something to take your mind off of everything that's happened.
so he had to stop you from doing something you'd regret, and he's thankful you came back to your senses when you did. before it got too far.
he did eventually fall asleep, after lovingly staring at your sleeping form, head on his chest while he gently wiped away drying tears from your cheeks.
and unlucky for you, since you were dead asleep you didn't hear him tell you that he loves you.
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you woke up somewhat peacefully.
casper was still asleep, with both arms wrapped around your waist with his face buried in your hair.
you gently moved his hands off of you and guided his head back to his pillow, and moved back a bit to just admire.
you hate admitting how much you actually loved him considering everything you'd both already been through.
you believed he should be with someone better.
someone who didn't nearly get him killed.
torn away from his family, while it would be all your fault.
but yet here he is, laying in front of you. perfectly healthy.
you brought a hand up hesitantly to his face, gently brushing your knuckles against his cheek.
he took in a quick breath and his eyebrows furrowed before his eyes fluttered open, landing on you almost right away.
he just tiredly grins at you, so you take continue, moving your hand to rake your nails through his hair.
"hey" he greets, with a slight rasp in his voice.
"hi" you whisper back, letting a smile take over your features.
"do you feel okay? sleep well?" casper asks you and you nod against the pillow you were laying against.
"i'm feeling a little better, thank you" you answer, letting casper pull away to sit up against the headboard.
you shifted to stare up at him while he picked up his phone from the nightstand to check the time.
"it's already 6" he starts and you shove your face in the pillow. "i have to get ready, and you have to go home. your dads are worried about you" he says, making you pick your head up to look at him.
"i know. i just.. i want to stay" you frown, and sit up as well to be eye level with casper.
"i want you to stay too but once you aren't grounded then i'll take you out, okay?" he brings a smile to your face at his plan.
"deal" you lean forward to press a kiss to his cheek before shoving the blankets off of you to stand up and search around for your shoes.
casper got up as well, shuffling through his drawers while you tied your shoes.
"hey, it looks pretty cold out" he opens the curtain to his window, seeing light snow falling.
you groan quietly and rub your temples. "just my luck" you mumble.
casper clears his throat, making you turn to him while standing back up from tying your shoes.
"you can take this is you want.. i don't want you to get sick" he says, handing you a thick sweatshirt of his.
it was one he wore often too, making your heart feel particularly full at the moment.
you smile and slip it on, deciding to just lean forward to wrap your arms around his neck.
casper reciprocated the hug quickly, wrapping his arms around your waist.
"thank you"
"it's no problem, it's just a sweater-"
"no. for everything" you pull back to press a quick kiss to his lips, then heading for the window, opening it and cringing at the gust of cold wind that came in.
you lifted yourself on the windowsill, only to be stopped before you jumped down onto the fire escape.
"y/n- wait" casper rushes over, taking your hand in his.
"i love you" he looks into your eyes, and you smile down at him from where you sat on the window.
"i love you too" you respond, then squeeze his hand before leaving, making sure you heard the windows lock click after casper closed it.
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it was a very quick trip home.
sadly.
you couldn't even knock on the door, marc just opened it and yanked you inside by your forearm.
it startled you at first, never feeling marc grab you like that before intentionally.
"go sit down" he points to the kitchen table, where you see a small bowl of fruit and a glass of water.
you assumed that seat was for you.
you slid off your shoes and followed marc's instruction, and just sat staring down at your lap while he came over and sat across from you.
"i hope you had fun probably having sex with your boyfriend, because now you're grounded for longer" marc tensely says to you while you look up to glare at him.
"i was kidnapped last night and the first thing you're going to do is yell at me?" you mutter angrily.
marc scoffs. "i'm not yelling" he raises his voice a little, just proving your point.
"why didn't you come home?" he asks, still tense and seemingly mad at you.
"because i didn't want to be around you. i still don't" you look down and pick at your fingers.
"no, you look at me. we are having a conversation" you just look back up with a tired sigh and furrowed brows.
"and for the record, we looked for you. for hours. while steven was gone- and by the way he still is" he starts, shocking you at the last part. "he refuses to talk or even show himself i-" marc takes in a sharp breath.
"well i'm sorry i'm such an idiot. sorry that i wanted to be a slut and not come home" you feel your eyes full with tears. "tell steven that i'm sorry. for being a bitch-"
"enough of that! don't you dare call yourself those things!" jake yells from wherever he was listening, and marc shushes him.
"i can call myself what i want. besides, marc just assumes everything so-"
"i don't assume-"
"then why was your first thought about me and casper having sex?!" you exclaim. "because we didn't!"
marc runs a hand down his face and grits his teeth before speaking.
"we want to protect you-"
"enough with that bullshit! i'm sick of it! you know i don't need protecting!" you stand up from your seat.
"sit back down, right now" marc says lowly, and you just tilt your head at him from where you stood.
"why? are you scared?"
"wha- what are you talking about?" marc asks, genuinely confused.
"you know, i try to hard to be a good daughter" you let a single tear fall before wiping it away. "sometimes i feel like you only adopted me to make sure i didn't destroy the world" you laugh bitterly to yourself.
"it runs in the family, does it not?" you ask rhetorically.
marc stands up so that he can walk around the table to be right in front of you.
"don't talk like that. that man is not your father" marc defends.
"yeah? he's not?" you smile up at him while a couple more tears fall. "then what's this?" you lift up your sleeve, showing marc the scarred letters.
he looks at them for a moment before looking into your eyes, bringing a hand up slowly, his intention to wipe your tears before you pushed it away.
"don't touch me" you grit out, moving quickly away from him.
you shove your sleeve down and just stare into marc's eyes, while he contemplates trying to get you to sit back down.
"y/n-"
"no" you shake your head at him. "i can tell you're holding back so just do it" you wipe at your nose, and then sniff.
"..if you think i'm going to hit you then you're wrong-"
"why? i deserve it. i was kidnapped and i didn't even come home" you breath in sharply. "because i wanted to be a stupid whore-"
"STOP! DONT TALK ABOUT YOURSELF LIKE THAT!" marc yells, making you freeze where you stood, eyes widening.
"WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE HURT?!" he begins, throwing his hands in the air, coming closer to you.
"YOU THINK YOURE INVINCIBLE- YOU WERE PRACTICALLY BEGGING ME TO HIT YOU!" he lets out a bitter laugh, quieting down a bit.
"you.. you don't get it honey. you are my life.. i can't-" marc gets cut off by a knock at the door.
you were still staring up at him with blurry eyes, while he looked towards the door with furrowed brows.
"are you expecting someone..?" marc asks in a whisper and you shake your head quickly, not wanting to upset marc.
he rushes to the door and opens it, leaving the chain attached so that whoever it was couldn't get in.
you sat down on the floor, behind the counter while you listened to the voices by the door.
"oh- is there a problem officer?" marc asks politely to the police who were at the door.
your eyes widened and you peek around the counter to see three policemen gathered on the other side of the door, marc tense as ever.
"we got a call, complaints of yelling. we also have a warrant to have a look around" the man says and marc clenches his jaw.
"yeah.. there was shouting. and why do you have a warrant to search my home?" marc asks skeptically.
the policeman speaks in a hushed voice, as if you still couldn't hear him anyways.
"we heard from a girls doctor, y/n spector, that there were numerous scars all over her and we also have permission to take her into custody if we have to" he says, making you turn back around so that you were hidden.
"if you think i'm hitting my daughter, you're wrong. there's nothing to hide here so have a good day-" marc tries to close the door, which results in the cops breaking the chain and shoving marc back.
"no- you can't take her!" marc shoves back just to be held still by two of the cops.
you stayed hidden behind the counter, but your breathing quickened when you hear footsteps getting closer.
marc was still fighting against the two cops, but only a few words make him freeze.
"sir, if you don't calm down then we could have you arrested"
marc didn't want to get arrested. it would ruin everyone's lives.
you'd be heartbroken and living with layla, who would be the same.
steven would lose his online class and jake would lose his small taxi business.
"she's over here!" the man yells, looking down at you as your shuffled backwards away from him.
he put a hand out and bent down to your level. "hey, you have to come with us, okay?"
"no- you can arrest my dad he didn't do anything wrong!" you shout at him, while he sighed and came closer to you, taking your arms in his hands and pulling you up so that you were standing.
"no- let- LET ME GO!" you scream at the man as he basically dragged you to the door.
"y/n! NO, LET HER GO!" marc fights against the other officers.
you kicked and punched against the man that held your arms and guided you through the door, and the last thing you saw of your home was marc, cheeks wet with tears, standing disheveled by the door.
you were glad he didn't escalate it, you would feel terrible if he got arrested.
but you?
oh. you.
as soon as the elevator doors closed the man held you still while one of the other officers took a needle out of a pouch on their belt.
"this is just to calm you" they said.
"it'll all be okay when you wake up" they said.
they stuck that needle in your arm and before you knew it you were out again.
heading to not even khonshu knows where.
actually that's a lie. khonshu followed you. he needed to know where these people were taking you.
like any good grandpa would.
nobody knew of the confusing nightmare ahead.
you had just gotten home, just gotten into a critical argument with marc, when the police had come to take you away from them.
with an actual reason too.
you had a feeling your doctor would snitch.
but nothing really mattered. not right now. you just had to focus on getting home.
with your dads.
where you belong, and always will.
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A/N : sorry this took forever, just super busy :)) hope you liked this cliffhanger, and stay tuned for baby scarab chapter 63 hopefully by february 1st. ily all
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romanovanoff · 3 years
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bio says black widow stories but i do like to dabble with other characters too. ill have a full list on another post.
YOU & I
A Bellatrix & Tom Riddle story
part one
characters:
bellatrix black
tom riddle
narcissa black
andromeda black
druella black
rodolphus lestrange
rabastan lestrange
(tba)
relationships:
bella/tom
narcissa/lucius
andromeda/ted
(tba)
summary: tom is the new kid in school and is already popular amongst his peers. his goal is to have bellatrix black by his side when he conquers the wizarding world, and his only problem? bella is already in an arranged marriage and also wants nothing to do with him.
disclaimer: i have never read the books, and ive seen all the movies only like twice. im not a crazy fanatic potterhead, i just have an unhealthy obsession for bellatrix/helena bonham carter 😌. so apologies in advance if i make any mistakes, regarding whats canon in the harry potter universe and so on. the little things, the big things, my bad. i hope the fact that its mostly au makes up for what it lacks in accuracy.
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"I overheard earlier today that Hogwarts received a new student," Druella spoke as she took a sip of tea, delicately patting a napkin across her lips before gazing over at her three daughters. Bellatrix, who didn't seem interested at all in the conversation, Andromeda, who was busy scribbling something in her diary, and little Narcissa who was following along to her mother's words.
"Yes, it's true," The blonde girl, thirteen years old, responded. "I thought it strange at first but apparently he and his family were living somewhere in Europe. Tom Riddle, I think his name is. He'd been taught at home and his father had gotten a job at the ministry so they transferred him to Hogwarts."
Ever the gossip, it didn't surprise Bellatrix in the slightest that Cissy knew so much about the new student. She rolled her eyes, wondering why the hell they were even discussing this in the first place. It was just a new student, who cares? She voiced this several times out loud but had received the usual disapproving glances from the two blondes. It creeped the raven-haired witch sometimes at how much Cissy resembled their mother.
Letting out a sigh Bella swirled her spoon around in her teacup, not finding the appetite to drink nor eat the sweets that accompanied her tea. The three of them were currently in Rosa Lee's teashop, a place they often went to every other week, with permission to leave the school of course- though she didn’t ask for it most times. Usually Bellatrix would devour the treats but today she was feeling too anxious to do anything but. At seventeen years old she had stretched out her days of freedom and was now forced into a marriage that should have taken place two years ago.
The thought of marriage wasn't all that bad, if she was being honest. Sometimes when her thoughts and actions weren't clouded with hate and rage she'd daydream a not so near future of a perfect wedding. A wedding where she would be marrying someone she truly loved and could cherish, to honor their vows to the fullest extent. So the wedding itself wasn't the problem, it was who she was supposed to be wed to that was. Her long time childhood friend, Rodolphus Lestrange. And one of the very few in the sacred 28 that wasn't related to the Blacks by blood. At least that she was aware of… The thought still made her cringe, even after checking every family tapestry available and an exhausting amount of research.
Everyone wanted her to be happy about the fact she'd get to marry someone she's known for years, something most pure-bloods didn't have the honor of having, but it was the fact she knew him so well that she hated. He was like a brother to her, albeit at times an annoying and even sexist brother. He wasn't husband material and she was most certainly not wife material for him. And add to the fact that they'd be pressured to have children immediately after becoming man and wife, the thought of having sex with him made her want to gag. You'd think they'd notice that such a practice was incredibly outdated. She hated to wonder if the marriage had taken place two years ago, would they really pressure two 15 year olds to consumate? Fuck this life.
She felt like the world and everyone in it was against her. All her complaints had been shot down, leaving her inwardly seething with rage before being left totally subdued. Oh, how she hated being so… powerless, left without a voice, without a right to do what she wanted and to do so as she pleased, the ever present shadow looming over her shoulder that was the society and family she was born into.
Letting out a sigh she looked over at Andromeda who was still scribbling in that damn book. Probably instant messaging her friends, something Bellatrix didn't have the luxury of having. At least genuine ones anyway. The ones she had in school were merely vultures following around, waiting for the opportunity to eat away at the scraps she bared. They didn't hesitate to use her to their advantage, trying to play her like a fool. Idiots, they should've known she was the brightest witch of her age for a reason. And no one took advantage of Bellatrix Black.
Despite still being superior she continued feeling a bitter pang in her heart, knowing no one truly cared for her there. Well, maybe except for her sisters, Rodolphus and his brother that is.
Catching her eyes on what she was doing Andromeda quickly closed her book and narrowed her eyes at her eldest sister. But then a familiar smirk curled the girls lips and Bellatrix knew what was going to happen before her sister could even utter a word. She knew that smirk anywhere. Bella herself wore that smirk on several occasions, actually even taught it to her dear sister! If only mother knew how truly naughty Andy was, maybe then the heat wouldn't fall upon Bella so heavily when she did something that displeased her.
"Mother," Andromeda chimed in, interrupting Cissy's conversation with the older woman. "Bellatrix is right. Why not talk about something else."
"Andy…" The dark haired witch warned, fingers clenched around her spoon.
"Like… Bella's wedding perhaps? Surely there are plenty of plans to discuss. Some of which I'm sure my dear sister here is needed for?" The brunette suggested 'innocently', smiling back at Bellatrix before looking at her mother.
Druella blinked once, then twice before she brightened up. Damnit, Andy, Bella thought to herself angrily, glaring daggers at her younger sister. "You're right! We only have a short few weeks before the big day and still so much to do. How about we end this little meal early and say we go to one of the boutiques nearby, check up on your wedding dress," Druella said as she rose from her seat.
And so that's what they did. They went to the boutique, checked the incredibly old fashioned dress, with what looked like the most painfully looking corset yet stitched into the fabric. After, they stopped by a few other shops to double check things were in order for the wedding before finally apparating home. The entire time Bellatrix had trudged along reluctantly behind her sisters and mother, offering a few weak comments and opinions for this thing and that when asked of her.
She was glad to finally be back home, finding relief in the knowledge that tomorrow morning she'd be returning back to Hogwarts, having spent the weekend with her family. On one hand she was glad she managed to extend the wedding date, convincing her parents that it might be wise that she finish her last year and take her N.E.W.T.s before focusing on 'wifely duties'. Yes, that was how she phrased it. And yes, they'd taken the bait, obviously wanting their daughter to focus on her marriage once out of school, and not caring about the intelligence hidden behind her usual mask of indifference.
She made short work separating from her family's side to make her way upstairs to her room. And then made even shorter work getting ready for bed. No one ever bothered her when she was up the stairs and hidden away. It was known to all that Bellatrix Black inherited the 'mad' gene in the family, more prone to violent outbursts and destructive tantrums. Because of this her room wasn't the prettiest, constantly being repaired and sparse so there were less objects to break. The room was also constantly being placed under a silencing charm, quieting her screams so the rest of the household could sleep peacefully. How thoughtful of them, she thought to herself bitterly.
The sun was already down by the time she emerged from the bathroom, all scrubbed up and her hair wet, the many strands in ringlets falling down her back. With her wand, she casted a quick-drying spell to both her body and hair, not bothering with any sleeping robes as she climbed into bed. Once in she blew out the candles before getting comfortable under the covers. Usually, it would be too early to go to sleep, and she'd have at least a glass or two of firewhiskey to help her doze off but she felt the whole unexpected wedding planning this afternoon was enough to do her in. Not only that but she did need to wake up early to catch the train back to Hogwarts tomorrow. So without much further thought she closed her heavy eyes and fell asleep, hoping things could be much easier in the future.
THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS
"Tom Riddle is in our class."
"I heard Tom's family is incredibly wealthy and direct descendants to Salazar Slytherin."
"It's true! I overheard him talking to snakes! Snakes!"
The whispers and excited talk continued on and on the moment Bellatrix stepped onto the Hogwarts express. If she thought Cissy talking to mother about this ‘nobody’ annoyed her, she was absolutely wrong. Hearing everyone around her discuss this Riddle boy absolutely drenched her high spirits and put her in one of her dark moods.
No one needed to look twice to know to stay away from the young witch. If dark glaring eyes didn't strike fear into her peers, then the dark energy and aura surrounding her would.
Not wanting to hear the gossip anymore Bella separated from her 'friends' and found a seating compartment for herself, only able to hold two people, but thankfully no one dared claim the other spot. She sat close to the window, forehead touching the glass, and seeming to cool her ever bubbling irritation. Trees and rolling hills passed by in a blur but she wasn't particularly watching, eyes slightly glazed over as she got lost in thought.
So lost in thought she almost didn't notice the sounds of her compartment door being slid open and a person taking a seat across from her. Blinking slowly she looked over to the 'intruder' as the door slid closed once more, leaving the two individuals with some privacy she didn't necessarily want.
The person in front of her was a young man. Probably around her age with dark brown hair, curling neatly at the front. He had bright emerald eyes, warm but she got the hint of something darker underneath, something dangerous hidden beneath the surface and ready to strike unsuspecting prey. Despite that though everything else about him seemed pretty bland. Pale skin- but not as pale as hers-, average build, and put together uniform.
"Who're you?" She found herself asking, swallowing the automatic 'get out' she was originally planning on saying. Given the fact she hasn't seen him before in this school year or any year before that, she was already dreading the answer. She wasn't even sure why she disliked him so much already. Maybe it was the fact he's barely even started school here and yet everyone was already drooling over him. Maybe it was the fact he was well known for things the student body hasn't even had proof of, things he was already praised for. And on her side of things she was well known for her infamous anger and her upcoming marriage to Rodolphus. That or her status of being the firstborn Black daughter. Otherwise known as the current heir of the Black family. Well. That was until her idiot cousin, Sirius was old enough to steal the mantle from her.
So when he said, "Tom. Tom Riddle," She really couldn't stop herself from rolling her eyes. Cause of course the person she had no care for was sat in, of all seats, the one in front of her. "Does that name offend you?" He then asked, wearing the same damn smirk he wore the moment she took in his appearance just seconds earlier.
"No," She said in a bored drawl, eyes once again gazing out the window as her head rested against the glass. "Unlike every other idiot out there, I care not for who you are. You're just another ordinary student attending Hogwarts. Nothing special about that," She told him, her tone consistent in telling him of how much she didn't care.
He was quiet for some time. Not too long, but enough to give her pause and wonder if she'd wandered too deep in thought and he'd slipped away. Only a glance his way revealed that, no, he was still here. "I agree," He finally spoke again. "There's nothing special about me at all. And I'm starting to despise the fact people are so interested in me. Took a look at the school Friday and suddenly everyone thinks so highly of me just because it was a private tour by the headmaster himself," He huffed.
It was clear to Bellatrix by the way he spoke, by the way he talked that he was excellent at charming people, manipulating them even if you would use the darker term. Again, she was many things but an idiot was not one of them and she wasn't falling for his 'charms' or tactics any time soon.
"Oh, poor you," She said in a mocking voice, jutting out her bottom lip as she faced him fully. "New kid in school has everyone fawning over him. Such a terrible life you must live, knowing you have everyone in the palm of your hands with just a smile." She finished the sentence off with said smile before turning it into a sneer.
"I won't repeat myself again. I care not for who you are, and I don't wish to know you or anything about you. So if you're going to sit here, then it better be in silence, or so help me merlin I will curse you. Laws be damned," She hissed. Hopefully for the last time she turned away again, feeling her mood lighten just slightly at her first threat of the day.
Usually, other students would run away by now, flee the vicinity in which she occupied, but Tom just sat there, in shock, or because he actually listened to her words. Finding herself curious about which option she chanced another glance but was surprised to see him wearing that annoying little smirk instead. "Cute," He told her, enjoying the way her eyes widened just slightly before darkening with anger. "That threat might work on others but it won't with me."
Her magic was absolutely crackling around her, like static in the air just before an oncoming storm. She was soon to make good on her threat. "Based on your looks, in how you speak, and the way I saw you walk earlier, looking down at everyone as if they were beneath you. I would safely assume you are a… Black. Bellatrix Black? Considering you look to be in the same year as me," He continued, assuming everything correctly. She didn't need to know though that he'd actually done his research prior to moving here, and that he had asked around earlier. "I don't expect you to get along with me from the start, but you will see me around often. I'll personally make sure of that. Cause I like you," He said with a shrug, smirk still in place.
Bold. Oh, so very bold and before Bellatrix could even utter a single word or even grab and raise her wand for that matter, he was already out the door. The space in front of her was once again vacant and she stared at the now unoccupied seat as the door slid closed.
LATER THAT DAY
It was almost impossible for the raven haired witch to avoid hearing or seeing Tom. It was as if everywhere she turned, someone was talking about him or he himself was staring at her from a distance. Usually she would never admit such a thing, her pride too strong, but it greatly unnerved her. Who the hell did he think he was? Claiming he would see her more often because he liked her? “Doesn’t even know me,” She scoffed to herself, annoyed as she continued on the familiar path to her dormitory.
Bellatrix was a slytherin through and through, like every other Black family member before her. There had been no question about it. Well, maybe after. She questioned it alot. The houses, the characteristics and traits. All of it. And once she's put herself in a more outside perspective about it she really couldn't help but laugh at the whole student body, almost all of them adapting and practically absorbing their houses certain traits into their own personality.
Anyway, she was a slytherin, but she couldn't help but wonder if she'd changed her mindset that first day, if her family hadn't been so adamant on which house she went to, would she have been chosen for hufflepuff, perhaps? Maybe gryffindor? Ew, no. Possibly ravenclaw. These thoughts raced past in her mind as she made her way down into the dungeons. There was a little of her in each, she supposed.
"Drommie, Cissy," Bellatrix greeted once she made it into the girls dorm, having already said the password and walked through the shared sitting room. All three Black sisters shared the same room, something Bellatrix and her mother both insisted and agreed upon to the headmaster when first starting school here. It was a protective thing. Bella knew that her sisters weren't like her, lacking in gut and courage. She was sure Andromeda could take care of herself, at times, but if worse came to worse she was more likely to break under pressure and need rescuing from her bigger sister. And little Narcissa, the spoiled brat she was, didn't have a single backbone in her body, choosing instead to flee or hide behind one's robes. Despite those certain qualities though Bellatrix still loved her sisters dearly and simply made it a priority to keep them safe, consequences to herself be damned.
Sure… maybe it was Bella's fault for them needing protection, having spent most of her years reigning terror down upon those who even glance at her, therefore her peers not liking her and taking it out on her sisters instead. But… hey! They looked at her funny, they deserved it!
"Bella why didn't you sit with us on the train," Narcissa asked, looking at her older sister as she sat on her bed.
Bellatrix rolled her eyes and walked past, towards her own bed furthest in the room and by the window. "As if I'd sit and listen to you two and your friends gossiping about the 'new boy'," She said back.
Andromeda turned to her with a quirked brow. "I don't know, by the looks of it you sat just fine with the 'new boy' before you ran him away."
Bellatrix was only able to scoff as a response before Narcissa quickly interrupted, hopping over towards Bellatrix. "You got to talk to Tom Riddle?" She asked excitedly. "How was he like? Was he charming? Did he show you parseltongue?"
"Cissy, please, calm down. He was none of those things. He was very bland… and cocky, and arrogant," Bella responded, the end getting heated with annoyance. Not towards her sister of course.
"Sounds like someone I know," Andromeda spoke up with a pointed look Bella's way.
"Shut up," The dark haired witch shot back. Because of course she couldn't deny it. She was those things sometimes… all the time. "Whatever. Let’s go. It's time for lunch anyway."
(A/N: lets be honest idk how classes work at hogwarts so lets say bellatrix and sis’s meet up w mother on the reggy, with permission or without, and this particular weekend was a break for all students to either visit their fam or relax in their dorms/explore school grounds. today (mon) is a day for them to get readjusted and classes start up again the following day. anyway continue)
All the way to the great hall Bellatrix's sisters continued teasing her about Tom. Thankfully she took the teasing easily, shoving her sisters good naturedly and joking along. That was until they reached the great hall. She didn't think her sisters noticed but as they walked past others to get to their table Bellatrix could feel a strong force on her, like something digging into the back of her head. She scanned her eyes around the room once, trying to catch the culprit of whatever was happening but all she could see were other students eating merrily, not a clue to her predicament. Thankfully by the time she'd sat down the force had vanished and she could focus back on her sisters.
Tom stood just outside the doors of the great hall, panting and trying to catch his breath. Never had he been rejected so quickly from someone's mind, not even close to breaching it in fact. Her magic was strong, untampered and just waiting to be fully unleashed just beneath the surface. A magic enough to rival his own. She may think she was strong now but oh just wait until he had her with him, by his side. Just wait until he showed her what she's truly capable of.
With these thoughts in mind he swiftly walked away from the great hall entrance, on his way back to his dorm.
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nnq · 5 years
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modern!au k(lance)
they're all in their 20's except for Shiro who's 30 and coran who's 50
first of all. miss me with that 'pining roommate' shit. I love miscommunication and making characters that r sexy bffs with one another
Lance meets Nyma through a Craigslist ad he put up saying he needed a roommate. the moment they met was a tragedy for everyone but them because they're that powerful and beautiful
lance with tousled hair, wearing a half-unbuttoned silk shirt and designer jeans, Michael kors sunglasses pushed up atop his head, arm wrapped around nyma: hi guys this is my roommate, nyma!
nyma, with her blonde 3-ft long box braids down her back, perfectly manicured red nails, bodycon dress and loubitons, hand on lances waist: hey
allura, shaking and on the verge of tears: STOP MAKING US LOOK POOR AND UGLY
Lance is in school for marine biology and Nyma works as a hairdresser and the both of them are small beauty gurus on YouTube that collab with one another
lance: hey guys we're going to be trying out the new anastasia pallete we got today :)!
nyma: and by got we mean shoplifted from sephora
lance: NYMA YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT
they're also insta baddies and both gender non-conforming baddies. Nyma is a nonbinary lesbian icon and lance is a nonbinary bicon.... those are like the fucking BEST senses of style
anyone with eyes can see that nyma is into and ONLY into girls but of course... heteronormativity.
rolo: I still don't get why you're dating lance. he's super annoying.
nyma: he doesn't bitch nearly as much as you even when he's got my cock in his ass
they do this thing where when people assume they're a couple they pretend they're some kind of kink couple and freak everyone out
which is why when hunk and pidge meet nyma they're like :eyes: but when nyma flirts with pidge lance doesn't even bat an eye and then lance starts pining about Keith's greasy mullet and his bags under his eyes and nymas got this look on her face that perfectly resembles a man who's lost all sense of normalcy and righteousness in his life and now sits in a bar every night listening to this dumb romance novel type shit and then pidge and hunk are like. oh. no they're just gay.
speaking of keith. he's one of those gays. one of the quirky emo gays that never sleeps and listens to 'coffee and cigarettes' on repeat and has like 3 strings of lights in his room and not only is an art major but ALSO a photographer. and yet somehow he still has the will to wake up at 5 am every morning and go to the gym like some kind of HEATHEN.
Lance knew Keith in high school for 3 years until he got expelled for fighting at the end of his junior year. He was also universally crushed on and was the bad boy jock of the school with a heart of gold so naturally Lance pretended to despise him so he could pine for him in peace
that all goes down the drain when Lance recognizes Keith in one of his classes and goes through the five stages of grief because a) he's hot and b) Lance is openly bi now so he doesn't have an escuse to not tolerate him
(He wasn't gonna do anything about it until he was put in a group with Keith a few weeks into class and he off handedly mentioned he went to Keiths high school, and Keith claimed he didn't remember him, and Lance was just a tad bit upset but was gonna leave it at that except after like 5 days of working together Keith slams his fists into the table and is like 'HOLY FUCK LANCE MCCLAIN?' And Lance is like. w. What.)
turns out Keith does remember lance. very vividly, actually. because he was the guy that everyone kind of had a crush on because he was so nice and charming to everyone he met, and Keith was SO gone for him. he just didn't recognize him tbh, which makes sense, bcuz in high school lance wore blue contacts and had straight hair and now he just wears glasses occasionally and leaves his hair wavy. Keith is gay and stupid don't blame him
keith, bursting into Shiro and Adams apartment at 2 pm: SHIRO HOLY FUCK
adam, bags under his eyes, underneath the covers of him and shiros bed: good fucking god not again
I'm tired of talking about ppl other than Lance and nyma though so I'm gonna talk about them for a bit because im love
as I said Lance has wavy hair and his actual eye color is brown but as he was growing up he was hella insecure about it that's why he wore blue contacts.... nyma caught him once trying to put them on again and put an end to All That Real Quick
nyma has brown eyes too and they're super dark, almost black, and that shits breathtaking bro. she usually has her real hair dyed blonde all the time and permed but she also likes to wear wigs and get braids too because she knows she looks damn good in them. everyone is jealous.
lance has tons of super light freckles. Enough said. nyma has a birthmark on her hip that's kind of shaped like a horse if you look at it from the right way
lance: you were a horse girl as a kid weren't u
nyma: how fucking dare. how fucking dare you say that. I really do have to laugh.......
nyma: obviously I was a warrior cats stan
lance's sense of fashion ranges from 'i went to California for a week once and now I can't stop wearing sweatpants and slides' to 'It's surprising I haven't gotten robbed at this point'. Lance is a scholarship baby so all the money he saved up through countless jobs and the one he already has at a coffee shop almost exclusively goes to clothes and kombucha
Nymas sense of style is definitely more on the eccentric side but since she looks good in EVERYTHING she gets away with it. think dollskill but with more neon colors and designer. she's the kind of person that never wears the same shade of lipstick for a whole month and has a box full of makeup palletes that are almost untouched and everyone who has seen it is both jealous and in wonder FENTYWAYS...
Keith goes over to lance's apartment for a project of sorts and immediately assumes that Lance and Nyma are a thing (they're very platonically affectionate, Nyma will kiss lance's cheek and they cuddle sometimes) which is disappointing but it's not a surprise considering Lance is so Lance and everyone else acts like they are dating so that must be the case, right?
lmao you thought.
nyma: holy shit. holy Fuck. God, allura is so hot. I would probably die if she brushed past me. I would die happily knowing I've been blessed by the touch of an angel.
lance: yeah haha she's really pretty.
keith, struggling to not choke on his coffee hearing All This at 9:31 A.M. in starbucks:
Keith asks if he can take photos of the two of them for his photography insta and they both jump on it so they can flex being sexy and afterwards Lance thanks him with a kiss on the cheek and Keith is sent REELING into gay mayhem.
lance: do you think that was like..... too much.
nyma: i think men are dumb that's what.
I mean u can't really blame Keith because Lance and Nyma are constantly joke-flirting with one another on social media and are in almost every one of the others photos in some way, or at least tagged, so by the time Keith actually works up the nerve to ask about that, it's been WEEKS since Lance kissed him and he's been miserably failing to ignore it
keith: so.... how's nyma doing?
lance: she's good! She's spent all day dying one of her wigs so she went for a coffee run lol. probably will hang with allura and shay later too
keith: and.... that doesn't make you jealous?
lance: LOL no.... they could never compete with me (talking about being Nyma's best friend)
keith: oh.... well, it's good that you trust each other a lot in your relationship.... you seem like a really good boyfriend
lance: wat the fuck did you just say.
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as soon as lance explains that nyma is not his gf and they're just bffs Keith is like ohthankgod.jpg and almost accidentally asks lance on a date before he stops himself and is like.... dumb gay bitch calm DOOOWWWNN
after that it becomes very obvious that nyma and lance r just friends at least for Keith mostly through dumb shit they say to one another
lance, sitting with hunk, pidge, and Keith at the library: hey guys wanna see something cool.
pidge: go for it
lance, clearing his throat: she think she bad but I'm better, these bitches tryna play catch up-
nyma, coming out of nowhere: SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN I'M TALKING LIL BITCH, PUT YO HEAD DOWN WHEN YOU TALK TO A PIMP-
Nyma and Lance have self-care nights every Friday, sometimes Allura or Shay will come, and very RARELY Keith if only to spend time with Lance. also? Allura and Shay are dating, die mad about it.
They do waxing, exfoliation, mud masks, moisturizing treatments, hair masks, painting nails.... need I go on. it's basically whatever they want to do that week and when Keith reluctantly agrees to participate one day Lance goes mental
lance: OK so here's what I'm thinking. it's obvious you haven't really had a self care day for a while, which is like, fine, you do you, but holy shit are your split ends bad. I was thinking maybe I could trim them and then we could do a hair mask? Oh! A face mask would be good as well, even though you've practically got perfect skin. I'd offer to wax but for first timers the pain is a bitch to handle on the face. I'm not sure if you'd be an acrylic kind of guy but I have some black nail polish that I could put on- wow, your hands are really big compared to mine, and they're so soft, haha, isn't that crazy? so what do you think?
keith, still reeling from the fact that lance is going to touch his hair, face, and hands in the next several hours: uh......yeah..... sounds great.
nyma, sitting on lance's bed in nothing but a bra and sweatpants, smoking a blunt and readjusting her sheet mask: *long exhale* christ
Shay got Lance into the whole healthy organic food thing and in turn he got Nyma into it so they're both the bitches who drink nothing but Fiji water and almond milk and will offer you a plate of sliced cucumbers and tomatoes as a snack. we Stan a vegan couple.
keith: these are actually really good.
nyma: we usually put them on our eyes, but go off I guess.
keith:
nyma: nah I'm just fucking with you, we have different cucumbers for that
by the end of the night Keith feels like he's been cleaned by a car wash and he's dizzy from all of lance's thoughtless affection and when lance says he can stay the night because it's already late, Keith mindlessly blurts out 'only if it's with you' and nymas like.... um. Wig.
keith, laying stiff as a board on one side of lance's bed: uh
lance: oh my God you gay bitch get over here and spoon me. also kiss me on the fucking lips bro.
Nyma owns a cat named Beezer that she stole from her old roommate (rolo) but calls her beebo because quote 'beezer is so fucking lame bro i hate men'. Lance owns a Russian blue mix called, you guessed it, Blue, that he found stuck in his apartments basement only a few days after moving in. Nyma and Lance are WEAK
lance: ohhhhh look at my pretty baby sitting on the table all cute and relaxed!!! look at that baby!!! fantastic stuff!
nyma, putting her head on beebos belly: You Are So Soft And So Chubby I Would Die For You
pidge would also die for the both of them
OK I'm tired and uninspired so I'll stop here but I MAY ADD MORE LATER
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