#im not tagging those fuckers

[tiangouaway]

[coming back to present day devildom]

the brothers: how DARE you leave us like that with no warning if you EVER do that again we WILL- *interrupted by their 26th wave of tears*

mc, remembering how they were technically kidnapped from the human world with no warning: woopsie

#first our human family then our demon family #angels YOURE UP NEXT- #om #obey me #obey me nightbringer #omn #nightbringer #obey me mc #im not tagging those fuckers #sheep noises #om mc

[leadandblood]

*throws the link at ur head* Take my quiz, boy.

This one's too easy. Only 27 of the most known cold boys from the most recognisable angles and with the best quality images. The most obscure one in the entire quiz is Georgie Chambers, with David Bryant right behind him. Like I said, easy mode. But don't feel bad if you mess up, it just means you're a functional human being. *wipes tear away*

There's nothing mean, like a name spelled wrong just to get you. None of that. I want this to be an honest test of coldboy knowledge. There's just a Thomas x5 situation, which I did just bc I thought it was funny. So many Thomases...

I will make a hard mode later. More background characters and more blurry images, so it's a propper challange. But I wanted to try if the concept works first.

This will be up for two weeks! After which I might be able to reset it or start it again, but I haven't figured that out yet.

If you have any issues with the quiz, DM please or comment under this post, whichever you prefer

#the terror #the terror amc #im not tagging all 27 of those fuckers you can't make me #francis crozier #james fitzjames #thomas jopson #cornelius hickey #edward little #harry goodsir #that's all you get #quizzes #quizizz

[anxious-anomaly]

[18+ Blog || Minors/Ageless blogs block or get blocked.]

Monster and/or robot partner who keeps unintentionally jumpscaring you because they're deathly silent so you get them a bell collar.

Perhaps its fitting, perhaps its goofy, either way you know when they're around now.

The soft jingle at every minor movement, the consistent chime every time they walk up and embrace you, the rapid rattling as they fuck you or you fuck them.

Extra 01: They keep crushing the bell on accident and it stops making noise so you gotta get more bells.

Extra 02: They adapt to the tiny bell and're back to being deathly silent so now its been upgraded to a wholeass cowbell.

#nsft #nsft thoughts #teratophillia #terato #monsterfucker #monster fucker #robophilia #robotfucker #robot fucker #lowkey inspired by the fact my collar makes a subtle clinking noise #also inspired by the fact Ive had cats with bell collars #could always hear them coming when I called for them #though they could be wicked silent even with the bells #and some of them like the CHEW THE BELLS TO DEATH #LIKE PLEASE STOP CHEWING THOSE THEY STOP WORKING WHEN U DO #anyway tag urself Im the accidental jumpscare #I keep being told I need a cowbell lol

[neurotypicalraphael]

Cocomelon shit

#raph #mikey #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2k12 #2k12 mikey #2k12 raph #raphael #michelangelo #tmnt #why are there so many tags idk which to use christ #ik this is ooc but. it was too funnie not to draw #raphael tmnt #michelangelo tmnt #sunset duo #does that only apply to the rise versions? idk but im using this #why did i use so many tags for a shitpost #no i cant draw those 3d fuckers. #tc3st dni. please. #how is mikey saying that shit with his mouth? hes a cartoon character he can do whatever #my art

[trashcatsnark]

ngl, didn't play EA but I'm poking around datamined dialogue from an EA version- I find it very inchresting, that seemingly, they definitely turned down the dream guardian's like horniness and romantic interest. Like it seems to be implied that at one point the dream guardian like- tries to kiss you during the first encounter, like lots of notes about cheek caress, thigh touching, and leaving you with a smooch souvenir. And then in the morning you get a pretty good idea of who everyone saw (Karlach didn't have a file for it that I saw and Shadowheart's was vague, beyond- "someone she is attracted to") and Gale is funnily enough seems (from my searching) to be the only one who admits that... yeah, he smooched them...

And like, totally get why they turned that down for final release, but god if that was still the case- I would have lowkey tried not to laugh my ass off when who the dream guardian is was revealed and ask Gale how he liked the taste of squid mouth, was it worth it, bud?

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #look no shame to emperor fuckers and if anyone of the companions would be an emperor fucker it would be gale given his reaction if tav turn #but like god that fucking reveal would have had such a different vibe if I knew gale had kissed his dream guardian #i love gale but that is worth some fucking bullying also given the emperor is now flirting with me seemingly exclusively in front of them #like oh im romancing gale and the squid he kissed wants me now too- am i the homewrecker in this situation? #have i now through the transitive property kissed the squid? #is this the start of the worlds weirdest throuple? #probably not being mindflayers are a bridge too far for even my monster fucker ass #which tbh is just because i'm a lot more picky about amphibious reptilians or otherwise non-mammalian based monsters #and thats probably enough oversharing in the tags #tho also for those wondering gale sees mystra astarion sees cazador laezel sees vlaiikith wyll sees mizora and again shadowhearts is vague

[zestys-world]

Before you watch Naruto, there's something you should know...

#like seriously a naruto fan is either lgbtq+ or violently homophobic and misogynistic #pretty sure its obvious which ending i got #naruto #someones probably done this before but eh #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #yeah its about those fuckers #sasunaru #inosaku #inosaku had good chemistry argue with the wall #ino yamanaka #sakura haruno #narusasu #theres like a million lgbtq+ characters (trust me bro) im not tagging them all

[abysslll]

btw i am Not going to be normal if anyone from stormbringer shows up in the main manga at any point

#bsd tag #ik people are theorizing abt someone showing up in 110 (and have been abt the other chapters for a while now too) #but like. if at ANY point one of those fuckers shows up. im going to lose my shit #doesnt even have to be this year just like. Ever

[c0l0re]

Every time I see a post about Jonmartin being toxic I get just a little bit closer to commiting arson

#colore speaks #not main tagging this because i genuinely do not want this to become A Thing but god #im not going to get into all of it here because i have already spent a frankly embarrassing amount of time discussing this with friends #i have gone point by point. season by season. i have looked at this from so many fucking angles man #istg i will write an actual analysis post on these two eventually #is their relationship perfect? fuck no it is absolutely not #is it toxic? also no #like. their relationship is flawed and theyve both got a lot of issues but that does not equal toxicity #also id like to remind people: we dont see what happens off tape. we only see what the Web deemed as important or necessary #in other words: we only see them when they are suffering and tensions are running higher than normal #we dont see their lunches together in season two. we dont see their time at the safehouse. we dont see them when they arent suffering #this is one of those things about tma that i am so passionate about and am so certain on #i have spent way too long analyzing these fuckers both seperately as characters and also together as a couple #they have issues. im not denying that whatsoever #but to say that theyre toxic or that their relationship could never work or whatever else is just not true and i will die on that hill #nuance people. please. this is not a black and white thing #(not getting into this either but: this is also coming from someone whos been in toxic and abusive relationships) #(i know what that shit looks like and this is not it)

[vampyre-kin]

Me: The Count of Sesame Street is not with child.

My partner: you could change that.

#i am going to impregnate that muppet #the count #the count sesame street #sesame street #im so sorry to put this under those tags #let this be a reminder to keep your children off of tumblr #vampire fucker #vampire memes

[chipjrwibignaturals]

THOUGHT ABT CHIP JRWI INCIDENT 40 DEAD 32 WOUNDED

#im so fucking far behind so I feel like I can’t rlly say shit #bc either its shit I’ve already said or abt events I haven’t witnessed myself #so I can’t like. give MY take im going off second hand info anyway #idk I just. I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!! #he’s so selfish and selfless and all he really wants is to protect and love #forever some part of him is stuck as that little boy on the black rose #whether it’s in his desire for family and crew or even just his… simple urge to do good for goods sake that children have #before hard reality and Reuben and the streets told him to keep to himself and only care abt him and his #idk I just!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ya #it took gillion beating the shit out of him for that selfish shell to break #for him to realize like. hey. you’re impacting the ppl you interact with and you’re being a *dick* #and after we see him care more not just for his crew (like keeping his promise to gillion to not lie or just trying to know them better) #but like. signing for la alma. giving up grimms magic to revive people. stealing from royalty to give to an orphanage #loffinlot chip just… WOULDNT do that. it wouldn’t help him and just puts him at risk. just ignore it keep your head down and leave. #and even WITH that growth he’s still got that selfish streak— in the most positive sense of the term #him turning down Lizzie’s army offer in joaldo is him prioritizing those close to him over the needs of the many #(versus with Grimm doing what serves the most— self-sacrifice is easier to swallow) #anyway. tumblr mobile stopped showing my last tags like 7 lines ago so im stopping here just. #know that fucker is rotating in here again.

[princekirijo]

Sorry for the Elden Ring spam this game has just consumed my entire being

#i also can't sleep and apparently my brain thinks scrolling through the er tag is gonna fix that #i am just soooooo obsessed with the game. the lore. the characters. the gameplay. everything #its so annoying too cause like i was making good progress in my other games like dmc5 insomniac spiderman sa2 p5r #<- apologies if this shows up in those tags lol #but nope! every time i think im getting somewhere with them er just pops into my head like hey you wanna play me so bad 😏 #the game of all time i need the dlc to come out soon #OH and rip my totk playthrough i havent touched the game since june think i still have botw fatigue tbh #i will get back to it and beat it some day #but for now im just mentally ill over this game 😭 #particularly two red headed sword ladies (related they are) and my tarnished oc #“oh cool prince do you have a new elden ring oc thats aweso-” its riku 🚶 #always that fucker 🚶 #BUT i am thinking of making an actual original er oc #we'll see #but yeah sorry again lol well aware that most of my mutuals prob have no clue wtf im talking about 😭 #it will happen again though won't lie this game has me in a god damn chokehold

[deathandthemaiden23]

bro psa sketchfab has free 3d rips of death's character model (and also puss and kitty) from the dreamworks racing game and my eyes are pissing tears of joy

#puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots death #puss in boots wolf #lobo #muerte #bro do you have any idea #any earthly idea #how long i have toiled trying to master this fucker's design in a three dimensional context #this is a gamechanger ahaha #you might be like yo isnt that cheating and tbh yea a little #but here's the thing idc #ive dreamt of a 3d model ref for this bastard from day one #part of my recent horrible art block has been because ill want to draw ship art for him and sidhela #but i cannot for the life of me figure out how his pringles can ass nose works from various perspectives #puss in boots #kitty softpaws #i forgot to add those tags above whoops #sorry im super excited right now #and also very stoned atm #ive been trying to figure out how to set this model up for csp for the past several hours #on like no food and 50mg of concentrated thc #anyways yw #a lot of you might already know about this tbh #but it was news to my living under a rock ass so i thought id let y'all know anyway ❤️

[bunnyb34r]

Lmao so NewLady hasnt been there at all this week (either sick or sick of work, either way I get it) and I was the only one in clothing yesterday while RC was in another area

They were sick today, NewLady was out sick, the one lady who is supposed to work our area but conveniently always has other areas to do was off today. I almost called out (only went in bc I remembered I had liquidations to pull and was like eh I guess I could use the cash) and NetflixCoworker almost called out sgdggdgdgd

We were both like "I was so close to calling out too..." like that wouldve been so funny like just absolutely no one in clothing, the recoverer wasnt in last night either, so it was a fucking mess EVERYWHERE, and like no one was there to cover our shifts in our section had we all bailed 😭 but it'd have been so funny

#marquilla #i got my section totally recovered including the NikeShitë spot (albeit not WELL but it looked a lot better) #so it was like mens: horrible mess. womens: looked like a goddamn tornado hit every table. basics: well it always looks bad. childrens: 😇 #and it's nearing the end of the season 'fashion wise' so eeeeeveyrhing is clearanced and customers go feral for markdowns so it's super bad #in those spots which is kinda hilarious bc now yall fuckers get what i deal with daily 😭 #i finally got rid of those tee shirts weve had since july. and was able to put out a LOT of sharters brand clearance which is good #i got it from like 8 boxes down to 4 (and theyre HUGE boxes too) all nicely counted and labeled such so that when they hit liquidation i #just have to print out the tags and put the count on em #but im hoping theyre gonna sell out soon #AND i was finally able to move my boxes out from NewLady's table which she should be happy ab sgdgggd

[sadtrashking]

the only drawing i could find of an animatronic was a single funtime foxy and half a drawing which was missing the half with the animatronics

#art #fnaf #barely #digital art #drawing #im not tagging those mother fuckers #sona #rory does shit #my art #i drew the animatronics but not digitally #nor did i post them evedently

[torchstelechos]

If I love you and let you go, can you call that love? Will you come back, or is it the act of you leaving that is considered love? How can one love and not be loved by those they waited for?

Years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, and seconds can pass me by while I wait for you. Sometimes it is a chest full of glass and ice that reminds me of time gone by. But sometimes it is a smile or laugh from a simple stranger that renders me mute as I realize I forgot who you were, yet you still have not come back.

Is it still love if I can not remember your face while I waited for you? Can you remember me better than I can you? I don't remember what your favourite colour was, nor can I remember the colour of your eyes. I can not remember the curve of your lips or the crinkle of your nose when you laughed. I can not remember you, but I can remember what you made me feel.

An echo of happiness, of love. I let you go and waited for your return, yet, I forgot my love for you. So tell me, is it love to let you go or is it love to remember you?

#Poetry #my poetry #poem #I dunno fuckers I was think of those love interests that wait for the main character #and felt my heart freeze at the thought of them forgetting their loved ones smile #and laughter #like holy fuck I need a minute yall #I need a fucking minute #Also Im aromantic so this is pondering on feelings and time a tad #aromantic #I suppose is a tag here #or like uuuh #aromantic poetry

[lovestruckpdf]

,

#first off #i don’t know how to tag this because frankly. im not sure if it actually is the thing im thinking of #so uhm . tw s@ and the r word (? again. im not sure if those are the correct terms forgive me) #——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— #i hope that’s enough #so . ive been having these dreams lately #abt my father and this man (i wont say who im sorry) #but i feel like im being haunted by the past and theyre a part of it #father used me as a s/x reliever when i was little #he did stuff to me thats been occuring in my dreams again #with someone i know. a man i know rn #and it makes me want to kill myself. literally #those fucking dreams are about both of them doing shit and i want tofucking rip my skin off my bones #im fine now. all they are to me are fuckers and all but #i want to know if these dreams these fucking nightmares are just me relapsing and fucking whatnot #or something more. something thatll happen. #because these types of dreams are vivid as fuck like i can feel every breathe struggle fucking grope on my skin and it feels so real #these are the types of dreams that tell me itll happen because this happens every time someone will do smth #im scared for fucking life i feel like this body isnt mine and that its his and i want to cut off every limb he ahd his hands on and more i #fuck.