#impeccability

[bisquid]

Wait wait you can't just drop that off and not elaborate. What do you mean is there a mafia presence in Wales?? Please spill, what things did you notice??

Okay so bearing in mind that I have ADHD and Chronic Terrible Observational Skills:

I am in Cardiff

For a concert I am attending solo

Doors open at 5

4:15 ish I go 'hmm I should eat something'

Cardiff is - unsurprisingly, being tiny and yet home to FOUR concert venues - Very Busy

Find McDonald's

McDonald's is very full. I recall my last concert related McDick's experience, and promptly bounce

Directly across the street

Is an Italian restaurant

It looks closed but fuckit maybe I can beg for like. Bread or some shit

Go over

Am immediately pounced upon by the hitherto unnoticed chain-smoking woman hanging out by the door mostly hidden by a potted ficus(?)

"I was wondering if you were open and if-" "yes yes we are open what would you like?" (strongish Italian accent)

Inside restaurant is Deserted

Explain that I'm sort of in a rush, am assured it's fine

Order chicken milanese which is generally a pasta dish with a breaded chicken component

Am led to seat nearish the front and promptly provided with a pint of coke in a glass tankard

Am then provided with a front row seat to an absolutely incomprehensible series of people entering and exiting (and in one case walking directly into) the door to what I can only presume is the kitchen

Starting with the guy who had been sitting at a table chain-smoking over a pile of papers

I counted at least three people exiting at least twice without actually entering in between

Am finally brought food

It is a breaded, butterflied chicken breast approximately the size of my face and a small pile of pasta approximately the size of my fist

It is all delicious

Chain-smoking papers man reappears, now wearing a chef's apron labcoat thing

Go up to pay, chain-smoking ficus lady is now having a very loud argument in a language I did not recognise but was not Italian Welsh English French russian Gaelic or Spanish

She sees me, says, and I quote 'ah little girl lost, one moment' and promptly hangs up

I am 27 and only nominally female

I am not remotely lost

She charges me for the pint of coke but not the food

I try to point out that she hasn't charged me for the food

'do you want to pay for the food?'

'.... Not if I don't have to?'

'good'

I leave. The door is now full of half a dozen very tall very Italian men and one absolutely adorable cocker spaniel

I ask if I can pet the dog (I have my priorities straight okay)

I am allowed to pet the dog. The dog and I are now best friends

The dog lead holder asks me in extremely accented but impeccably correct English if I had enjoyed the food

'yeah it was great!'

Everyone laughs a bit

I smile and pet the dog and realise I'm now late for the concert and hurry off

I see a post on Tumblr about mob fronts and several connections are made in my brain all at once

#i have impeccable observational skills #but only in hindsight #or if it's wildlife

[entertainment]

choose your friend (no fighters here :)

📸: @overchers

#was going to add a poll but they’re all winners #was also going to caption this ~pupperazzi~ but I resisted #because I have impeccable self control #[everyone cheers] #this is what I’m doing instead of cleaning my apartment #blogs! they’re just like us! #Halloween

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.

(for @frummpets)

#SVSSS #Shen yuan #shang qinghua #cumplane #Normally I don't tag with ship names but this one is a special case. #Confession time: When I first had SVSSS described to me I 100% thought the main pairing was between these two. #The dynamic is impeccable! Even if its 'just a fan ship' I stand by it. #Sorry to the people who like to think of them as handsome pretty boys. I don't. #These guys sit in their rooms and use the computer for 90% of waking hours. They are not looking after themselves well enough for good skin #They can be cute in their own way. People with acne and missed shaving spots deserve to have their romances too. #And sloppy hate makeouts <3 #Hi Sol! I truly did whoop and holler when drawing your name for the raffle! #You've been so kind and generous towards me and I'd happy to finally have the opportunity to give back some of that joy! #Thank you so much for all your support and the incredible fanart <3 You've made my day so many times! #I hope this silly mini comic is to your liking! #Playing around with colours for this one was a blast!

[soranker]

DEEP💥SPACE💥PLANET💥FUTURE💥GUN💥ACTION❗️

#trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #this is ALSO an old doodle that took me more than half a year to get around to coloring. that i ALSO forgot to post here LMAODFJSI #help. i rly went out of my incredibly small comfort zone for this one (background. text graphics. VASH'S COATTAILS) #i almost died like 30 TIMES drawing vash's coat oh my lord. #vash the stampede your swag is impeccable BUT I HATE DRAWING YOUR FREAKING COAT!!!!!!!! #anyways. i've always wanted to yank those ribbons/straps on his back. that is the inspiration here #pls continue to make jokes about him being a designer bag bc i've seen some on ig and twt and i love them thank you

[finitefantasy]

all of you are going to hell because no one told me that ryoko kui (dungeon meshi) drew zevran and fenris

LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT MY BOYS

#fenris #zevran #dragon age #HER ACKNOWLEDGING FENRIS IS BEAUTIFUL... IMPECCABLE TASTE

[attackoneyebrows]

that's all i do. it's all i've ever done...is fail her again and again.

#the last of us #the last of us hbo #tlouedit #tlouhboedit #pedro pascal #bella ramsey #joel miller #ellie williams #tlou spoilers #man that whole scene #impeccable acting

[anniilaugh]

They’re 1000% flirting.

My swing on the @sibmakesart ’s DTIYS! 💚💛 Congrats for the 10k! Your art is always a delight, thank you for sharing!

#sib your comics give me life mwah #zosan #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #zoro #sanji #one piece #skypiea #anniinart #art #dtiys #sibmakesart #this was a fun one : D #somebody needs to burn sanji’s shirt lmao #he has impeccable fashion sense

[themanuscriptgf]

has this been done before

#mine #sometimes i try to be funny and fail impeccably

[weaver-z]

4chan anons are going to be out of a job at this rate

#ai greentext #the comedic timing of this one is impeccable #doing more of these hold on

[twinkle-art]

going🚗💨eden raids

#final fantasy xiv #thancred waters #ryne waters #urianger augurelt #gaia ffxiv #andromeda elo #ffxiv #fanart #did verse last night i'm having soooo much fun #'road trip with ryne and her dad and her dad's bf and a goth girl she has a crush on where you get the shit beat out of you repeatedly' #is an impeccable premise

[amyelliotsdiary]

whatever casting director put jaz sinclair in a room with derek luh and then london thor deserves all of the awards and a little kiss on the forehead

#the chemistry your honor #it’s just impeccable #gen v #marie mareau #jordan li #jaz sinclair #derek luh #london thor #marie x jordan #the boys #the boys prime #gen v prime

[stagefoureddiediaz]

The fact that the Eddie we saw this episode was seen almost entirely from bucks perspective and he had this heightened full of life joy about him - that that is how Buck sees Eddie. As this light in his life - full of joy energy and life - even when viewed through his jealous not fully understanding eyes.

#it’s why we couldnt see Eddie in bucks coma world- it would’ve revealed too much #I’m truly obessed with it #Eddie was always brightly lit with the light directed at him #Eddie is impeccably dressed an quoifed throughly the episode -even when sweaty #it’s what makes giving him season 2 Eddie hair such a loud and interesting choice as well - buck has never actually moved on from #when he first laid eyes on him #911 spoilers #eddie diaz #evan buckley

[animatedtext]

#the vibes in this coven are impeccable tonight #gif #animatedtext #wordart

[theriversarebroken]

To every artist in The Locked Tomb fandom that draws Coronabeth, epitome of all hotness and beauty standards and attractiveness, as fat please know you are making this fat femme lesbian so fucking happy and I can’t send all of you messages about the body euphoria I receive, but you are making me so FUCKING HAPPY

#considering some people draw her and she looks like me?? #like me like my body type #you don’t get that anywhere else #only SAPPHICS man #we have the most impeccable taste #love u lesbians #love u bis #sapphics my beloved #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #coronabeth tridentarius

[justinempire]

Impeccability

#Impeccability

[stardewvalleybut-i-draw]

Let me in!

(animation)

Credit for the idea goes to: @currentlyincognitoperson

from this post!

Don't worry, they got along afterwards

This took WAY TOO LONG it was supposed to be a quick joke animation but I wanted to try to put more effort into it

I wanted to try out animating people AND MY GOD WAS THAT A MISTAKE

Don't get me wrong,I'm proud of what I got done!

but if you were wondering why my comics slowed down...

THIS IS WHY.

#impeccable farmer rizz #stardew valley #stardew #stardew fanart #stardew farmer #sdv farmer #sdvbid art #sdv maru #sdv art #sdv fanart #sdv demetrius #animation