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#incorrect amrev quotes
yr-martyr · 1 year
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Laurens: Alex is the reason I wake up each morning.
Laf: Awww
-earlier that morning-
Alex, crouching over Jack like some sort of sleep paralysis demon:
WAKE UP!
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coolconsiderateman · 2 months
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Washington: Where is John Jdams? I bet that I told him to stay with you.
Jefferson: Idk. He said he wanted to leave us.
Hamilton: And I helped John to go away defenestrated him.
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Meade: How petty can you get? Hamilton: I once edited a Wikipedia page over an argument I was wrong about.
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eeviaylxix · 5 days
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achilles: so you're telling me... you didn't go on a rage-induced murder spree after your boyfriend died in battle?
hamilton: ...no?
achilles:
hamilton: are you okay??
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vmpirevnom · 10 months
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Alex your bi is showing
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incorrect-turn · 2 months
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British officer: What are your names?
Caleb: Don’t tell him, Ben.
Ben: Good job, Caleb.
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livelaughlovelams · 3 days
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Lee: You look like someone who knows the zodiac signs
Von Steuben: Yeah, and you look like a fuckin Aquarius.
Lee: ?!?!?!?!?!?
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ruirighteye · 1 year
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Lafayette, probably: you treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. It's simple science!
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princes-but-gae · 1 year
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I'm into incorrect quotes today so have some more
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Lafayette: Why are Hamilton and Laurens sitting with their backs to each other?
Hercules: They had a fight.
Lafayette: Then why are they holding hands?
Hercules: They get sad when they fight.
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Hamilton: Can I be frank with you guys?
Laurens: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Lafayette: Can I still be Lafayette?
Hercules: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Hamilton: *screams*
Laurens: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Lafayette: Should we do something?
Hercules: No, I want to see who wins.
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Hamilton: If Jefferson and I were drowning, who would you save?
Washington: You two can't swim?
Jefferson: It's a hypothetical question, Washington! Who would you save?
Washington: My time and effort.
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Hamilton, texting T.Jeff: Help, I'm being kidnapped!
Jefferson: Where are you??
Hamilton: I'm in a car with some strange person. Help.
Jefferson: I'll call Washington.
Washington, answering the phone: Hello?
Jefferson: Where's Hamilton? He texted me saying he was being kidnapped.
Washington: What do you mean? He's right next to me-
Washington:
Washington: I'll call you back.
Washington: THE NEW HAIRCUT IS NOT THAT BAD!
Hamilton: WHO ARE YOU?!
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the-ink-hasnt-dried · 2 years
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Thomas: I can't tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Alex: Well, on a good day, I'm both.
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yr-martyr · 1 year
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Hamilton: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Laurens: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
Hamilton: See? This is why I’m in love with you.
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maicenaconmate · 1 year
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The problem with English being your second language is that when you translate ao3's fanfics sometimes it translates names also, so...
It's not Gilbert, it's Gilberto. It's not John, it's Juan. It's not Alexander, it's Alejandro. It's not George, it's Jorge. It's not Maximilien, it's Maximiliano. It's not Charlotte, it is Carlota.
Ask me if you want how is your name in Spanish!
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Meade: Hewwo~ Hamilton: Hihi ^^ Laurens: Greetings, humans. Harrison: Three kinds of people Tilghman: I want pudding :/ Harrison: Four kinds of people
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yr-obedt-cicero · 2 years
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Laurens: Do you only love me because I'm from one of the wealthiest upper class families in America?
Hamilton: I love you despite you're from one of the wealthiest upper class families in America.
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vmpirevnom · 11 months
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Alexander: I have… feelings for you…
Laurens: I… have feelings for you-
Historians: the feeling was friendship! 😁
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salmonthecat · 4 months
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George: you know what you're in time out get on top of the fridge! Get up there!
Benedict getting on top of the fridge: this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
@sarahhillips @mxtallmadge @macaron-n-cheese @georgewashington-official
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