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Tree: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Blackhole:
Tree: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Blackhole: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my f*cking M&Ms.
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ajarorworms · 1 year
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the ever
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jaspersbreadxoxo · 2 months
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tennis ball is such a praying mantis,,, look at that sad little insect I love him 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months
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ROSE: You've got to stop defining your successes on how much others fail!
DAVE: dude stop
ROSE: That may have worked in the past, but it won't work in a team setting like ours.
DAVE: yo stop trying to psychoanalyze my mind
DAVE: its creepy
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Mikey: I’m so excited to start preventing mutations!
Kirby, getting mutated again: AHHHHH!
Mikey: ...and Mr. O’Neil is mutated!
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we-are-team8s · 1 month
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Four: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
X: You and me!!!
Four, tearing up: Okay.
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Pi: I'm going to take you out!
Pie: Great, it's a date
Pi: I meant that as a threat
Pie: See you at five
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jewelofgems · 6 months
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I dare anyone to draw one of these quotes. No changing the characters.
• Airy: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Bot :)’*  MePhone4: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*
• Two: Any questions?  Four: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?  Two: Uh, a plan, duh...  Crayon Box: Four, chill, I know it’s weird, but Two has a point.  Four:  Four: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!
• Two: Did Crayon Box just tell me they loved me for the first time?  Gamey: Yeah, they did.  Two: And did I just do finger guns back?  Gamey: Yeah, you did.
• Gamey: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.  MePhone4: *looks over at Four and X*
MePhone4: Is it “sexual tension”?
• Crayon Box: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.  Crayon Box: Anyways, you said Blue is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
• Airy, to Crayon Box: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
• Crayon Box: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?  Airy: Microwave for 40 minutes.  Gamey: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?!  Airy: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn’t own any pots…  Calculator: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?!  Airy: Microwave for 40 minutes.
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reddythedino · 4 months
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DAMMIT, SIX!
Four: Dammit, X!
X: What?! It wasn’t me!
Four: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Two!
Two: Not me either.
Four: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Six: *whistles*
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(Post TPOT 2)
Remote: Has anyone seen Blackhole? He seemed upset earlier.
Marker: I haven’t seen ‘em, but I’m sure they’re fine.
(Meanwhile)
Blackhole: *laying face(?)-down in the dirt and sobbing while listening to My Chemical Romance*
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unpopularvivian · 2 months
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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 119 (Featuring Guest Appearance Made By Four):
BoCo: Oh! Uh hey Duck! Did you get these photos printed like I told you so?
"Duck": Bogos binted?
BoCo: What?
*Duck then turns into Four from BFB*
Four: ENNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
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the-random-creechur · 2 months
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Ok so I drew one of the incorrect quotes made by @static-code-error-13
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Ft: @toffeechad and @static-code-error-13 and @coolkiwiyummy :D
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silverboo · 1 year
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Lollipop: I flirt with almost everyone, good luck finding out wether it’s friendly jokes or I’m actually into you because I will be mad if you get it wrong
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myspace-dot-com · 7 months
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Liy: There's no way to climb out of here.
Foldy: Maybe if you had more upper arm strength.
Stapy: Yeah, you should work out more.
Liy: Well, why don't I just start right now? After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. Hahaha!
Stapy: I don't get it.
Liy: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
Stapy: What does claustrophobic mean?
Foldy: It means she's afraid of Santa Claus.
Liy: No it doesn't.
Stapy: Ho, ho, ho! Hehehe…
Foldy: Stop it Stapy, you're scaring her!
Stapy: Ho, ho, ho!
Liy: It's not working, Stapy.
Stapy: Darn.
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certified-trinket · 1 year
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supposed to be doing work rn but fuck that 🤸
X: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* 5: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents 4: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you 6: Actually I did the math, 5 would have $225, not $0.15. 5: Fam I’m right here.... 7: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) X: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? 7: Sorry I only have a dollar X: :( 6: Hey I just realized my friend is right, 5 would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent 7: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice 6: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 8: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice 6: Apply juice to what 9: Directly to the forehead 5: Great chat everyone
(from https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org !!)
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