#incorrect centaurworld

[incorrectcentaurworld]

Horse: Has anyone ever told you they love you?

Durpleton: Do my parents count?

Horse: Sure.

Durpleton: Then no.

#submission #horse #durpleton #source: ??? #queue! #centaurworld #incorrect centaurworld

[comic-based-incorrect-quotes]

Ched: We can't just attach a rope to the switch and, like, pull on it from a mile away? Maybe while enjoying a light snack?

Wammawink: The switch has sensors. It will read whether a person is touching it or not.

Zulius: Does it have to be a live person?

Ched: Seriously?

Horse: No, Zulius is right. If we attach a body to the switch...

Ched: Where are we going to get a body in four minutes?

Glendale: I can get a body in four minutes.

Ched: This is some pretty morbid brainstorming.

#Marvel Comics #Centaurworld #incorrect centaurworld #Hunt for Wolverine: Adamantium Agenda #ched #ched centaurworld #wammawink #zulius #zulius centaurworld #horse #horse centaurworld #glendale #glendale centaurworld #incorrect quotes

[danganronpafakes]

I have unquantifiable corpses on my conscience…

Source: Centaurworld (“The Last Lullaby”)

#incorrect quotes #danganronpa #drthh #danganronpa: the animation #junko enoshima #source: centaurworld

[incorrectstrangemagic]

Brutus: I’m completely and utterly nude! 

Mushroom: We’re all nude here. 

(source: Centaurworld)

#strange magic #incorrect quotes #source: centaurworld #incorrect strange magic quotes #goblins #Brutus #Mushroom

[eahsayswhat]

If this is Maddie on caffeine, then one should never, ever get her drunk. Although some people I know on Tumblr would probably argue that Maddie is already baby.

#source: centaurworld #creator: yours truly #images from: youtube printscreen #ever after high #incorrect quotes #maddie hatter #raven queen

[flysafepapi]

Aemond: According to the rules outlined in this ancient scripture, we have a lot to do before you go.

Jace: Uh, what?

Helaena: Step one, reflections. We reflect on your time with us.

Aegon: I have a short poem I’d like to recite. There once was a centaur named Wenis-

Aemond: Okay that’s enough, Aegon, thank you.

#don’t ask me I don’t know either #but I was looking through other incorrect quotes I’ve done and had to do this one again for them #because I know they would #Aegon especially #incorrect house of the dragon #incorrect hotd quotes #house of the dragon #source: centaurworld #aegon ii targaryen #aemond targaryen #helaena targaryen #jacaerys velaryon

[thehyperrequiem]

“You know, I’ve always been called..Right Hand Man. Because…that’s my name.”

-RHM

#thsc #henry stickmin collection #Rhm #thsc rhm #right hand man #thsc right hand man #Incorrect Quotes #Source: Centaurworld

[incorrectcuphead]

the devil: teach me everything you know about comedy.

cuphead: well, first you need a setup and punchline.

the devil: punch? cool, got it! [grabs mugman and forms a fist] i know what punching is!

cuphead: NO!

#cuphead delicious last course #incorrect cuphead #incorrect quotes #the cuphead show #cuphead #cuphead don’t deal with the devil #the devil #source: centaurworld

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Nita: (after dumping hot water on Adair) Adair betrayed me! Diana: You brought the cops to his shop! Did you really think there wouldn't be consequences?? Nita: Well- Nita: Yeah, I guess. But... Nita: But look at him. Adair: What? Nita: He's gross! Adair: No?!

#incorrect quotes #incorrectquotes #not even bones #only ashes remain #when villains rise #market of monsters #nita #adair #diana #source: centaurworld #incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes

[thatfreak03]

Incorrect The Owl House quote because why not

(Sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes. Also, I don't know why I thought of this.)

Boscha: Ugh! Willow! Making me feel bad about projecting my own insecurities and displacing blame on her when she really did nothing wrong? Ugh! She's the worst.

#source: centaurworld #the owl house #toh #the owl house boscha #toh boscha #willow park #toh willow #the owl house willow #dana terrace's the owl house #dana terrace the owl house #disney #incorrect quotes #the owl house incorrect quotes #centaurworld

[soullessbullshit]

Darien, rambling about a former fling: She was the finest carney that I’d ever pursued…

Malek: There was more than one??

#incorrect quotes #elder scrolls #elder scrolls online #eso #darien gautier #the vestige #vestige oc #vestige malek ashworth #source: centaurworld

[incorrectcentaurworld]

Rider: When I said to bring me back something from the beach, I meant like a seashell or something.

Glendale, struggling to hold a seagull: Well you didn't fucking say that.

#submission #rider #glendale #i love this friendship #source: tumblr #queue! #centaurworld #incorrect centaurworld

[comic-based-incorrect-quotes]

Wammawink: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value.

Horse: Except for the minotaurs’.

Wammawink: Well...

Horse: And the looters. And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices. 

Horse: I’ve made a point to threaten them. Not fatally, just to the point where they soil themselves.

Wammawink, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.

#Marvel Comics #Centaurworld #incorrect centaurworld #superior spider-man #wammawink #horse #horse centaurworld #incorrect quotes

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Strong Sad: (freaking out) AAAH! What is happening?!

Homestar: (equally freaked out) I... don't... know!

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #strong sad #homestar #source: #centaurworld

[argonometra]

Meliodas: (cheerfully) Every time we break something of someone's, it's an opportunity to make a new friend!

#incorrect media quotes #incorrect liones quotes #overheard in liones #nanatsu no taizai #the seven deadly sins #centaurworld #nnt

[a-vampire-culturelover]

Horse: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Wammawink: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Horse: No! Four to five seconds! Wammawink: Too late!!!

#centaurworld #incorrect quotes #I love these two so much :)