#is confused

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Yes, good, maggots for good omens fans (or is that for all your fans?) and whovians are of course Doctor Who fans, and maybe when you get into The Sandman fandom you will call us sleepers or something? Things to research if you do get into Sandman: The significance of the fishbowl and why does it need a rescue? what is dreamling? Why is Death the most beautiful character ever? Lucienne my beloved, everything about her. Also Matthew.

I--I have fans?? I just call all of you maggots because first it was good omens fandom then both you and the DW fandom and I realised I can't keep listing fandoms so I just mass addressed you as maggots because it sounds similar to mascot. I didn't mean I have fans guys I really don't--

And what is the Sandman?

#good omens #good omens mascot #good omens fandom #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #is confused #but that's par for course #doctor who #dw fandom #maggots #the sandman

[sparky-is-spiders]

I can accept basically any trans/nb reading of Jon however my personal favorites are transmasc Jon who transitioned physically and socially as early as possible and just never mentioned it to anyone cause it wasn't any of their business OR Jon being the most repressed transfem/nb in existence. They'll be talking about gender or whatever and Jon will be like "it's normal to feel totally disconnected from your gender all the time and also vaguely want boobs. That's just a guy thing I think." only for whoever they're all talking to to go "wtf no?? It's not????"

#please don't make this about j//mart or martin #only jon reading I can't accept is cis #sorry I just don't see it #idk might just be projection #but I think jon has really complicated feelings about gender that they don't know how to articulate #and they're also super private so they just. never mention it. #actually love literally any depiction of jon where they had a super wild personal life (band/mechs!jon punk!jon w/e) that they don't think #is important to mention ever. but occasionally they'll drop some random detail completely casually and then not understand why everyone els #is confused #like. I think jon's childhood probably wasn't super wild beyond the mr spider stuff #and once they started working at the institute I think they tried to lean really really hard into the boring respectable academic aesthetic #but I think uni jon was either the most dull shut-in workaholic OR doing really weird shit between classes with no inbetween #look I have a lot of jonthoughts ok? #anyway I think it's plausible that uni!jon was briefly non-repressed #actually adding to that: jon likes to break in to places to Investigate Them is practically canon to me. #ok anyway sorting tags. yeah I'm maintagging my jon mental illness #jon sims #jonathan sims #tma #the magnus archives #trans jon sims #trans jonathan sims #edit to add my new jon gender tag #jonder

[jellyfosh]

-completely oblivious to the amount of pain I will feel-

Xamn purple got that GYATT-

-feels a hand on my shoulder-

A Gyatt??? what’s that?

No seriously, whats a GYATT?

#Confusion #a Gyatt? #ask redemption squad #is confused

[real-and-imaginary]

GIVE US BACK OUR DAD!!

@tiny-anon

...who are you, again? I can't - I can't see you -

#the voice of reality #is confused #good omens rp

[some-assholes-familiar]

Love how the fandom has collectively agreed that the presidential head of the “we fucking hate Arthur Lester” club is Arthur fucking Lester.

#S omeone please give be a crack fic one shot where they hold an official meeting #malevolent podcast #arthur malevolent #arthur lester #Larson and Yellow just get even more phases and try to start their own seperate club to get their revenge #then gets kicked out by the “we fucking love Arthur Lester Club #and it’s literally just Kayne #and maybe John but he’s too busy trying to stop Arthur from hosting another meeting and then gets mad at the pettiness #so he rejoins the club #and maybe at some point Jmart walks in #is confused #and hands out a flyer for their “eldritch horror support group #i’m so fucking tired #this is how i cope #lol

[cyber-streak]

If all the Starscream’s met each other... it would be pure chaos. Nothing would go right. Yeah, most of them might want to try and take down Megatron, but after, or even before it happens, everything just collapses and gets chaotic.

#g1 starscream #unicron trilogy Starscream #ghost Starscream from beast wars in 1 episode #beast wars ii Starscream #cyberverse Starscream #TFA Starscream #prime/rid15 Starscream #bayverse Starscream #idw starscream #many more versions #SG Starscream #is confused #and concerned

[ocelotrootbeer264]

Homosexuality

Uhh.... Who is?

#OcelotRootbeer264 asks #is confused #.

[sleepysnk]

idk if this is happening to anyone else, but i was going to click on my rules and why did it sent me to the tumblr website and not the post..

#summer speaks #is confused #ugh sigh #another annoying glitch #i’m gonna try to fix this

[teaberrii]

???

#ask #is confused

[captainjacklyn]

So I was unaware of this 'Kriss' thing so I searched it up...

So, if someone has been “krissed” on TikTok, it means a video they were watching unexpectedly ended with a clip of Kris Jenner dancing to iconic song Lady Marmalade

That makes more sense

#I have been krissed #is confused #writer #disney twst #funny memes

[time-loopzim]

love u

EH?!

ZIM DOES NOT GET IIIIIIT! ARE YOU PROFESSING YOUR UNDYING LOVE?! OR IS THIS SOME KIND OF REQUEST?

#IS CONFUSED #EH? #DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MEATS? #TXT #RESPONSE #TIME-LOOPZIM #stuckinaloop #IZ Askblog Community

[notbecauseofvictories]

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you #(which is my career tag; it is a quote from a tv show fyi) #(there was some confusion about that! it's from better off ted. just. so you know.)

[destielyurii]

#has this one been done yet #i just got here and im very confused #boop #juno.txt

[master-thief-gray-shadow]

Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.

Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him

#i don't hate chilchuck or anything i just have no idea what about him is actually attractive #i'm very confused about this #dungeon meshi #gray posts

[queer-is-future]

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

#personal rant lol #like saying queer or gay is so much easier sometimes #if I say anything else sometimes I get the confused dog head tilt and I’m just like ok ok I’m gay #lgbtq community #lgbtqia #demisexual #non binary #sapphic #lgbtqia+ #queer #panromantic

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia

#they are SO MUCH BIGGER its just like. do you think they get confused by the whole thing? #... maybe thats enough birds for today #animal friends