#is this a murica thing

[arowrath]

or multiple cops

#text #i mentioned this once and a couple people were like What the fuck do you mean school cop so . #is this a murica thing

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at home:

Circa ten years ago

My dad: Hey! I got promoted!

Me and my mom:….ok but what is actually appropriate? Balloons. Helium is too expensive. All the frozen organic beef in the second freezer because dad is from a ranch family! Yes! We will cook! Meatballs buttered noodles, and meatloaf, lots of onions and maple syrup!

My dad: I’m going hunting as a celebration, I’ll be back with my filled antelope tag in a week and a half

My mom: Well, that solves that problem.

Me, a college student at the time: I literally have two pounds of potatoes, what do I do with this?

My mom: if you honestly can’t remember all the recipes I taught you, call my mom and dad for help. Do you…no, here’s the house phone, they’re going to love walking you through everything. Why are you asking Irish immigrants and their descendants for potato recipes? I love you sweetheart. I love you so much.

Me, now, looking at a potato: Who’s the bitch now? I can flay you seven ways from Sunday. You’re going to look like shit but taste amazing. Fuck yeah. Or you. Eh.

#humans are space orcs #potatoes #things that happen at home #potatoes are really really easy #oil or cream or butter #little bit of salt #45 minutes at 350 f and a golden brown crust #OR FRY IN ALREADY HOT OIL #deep fried #deep fried everything #murica #No seriously deep fry it its honestly golden and crispy and crunchy and wonderful

[trobed1989]

its very important to me that the world knows that i made this on snapchat sent it to staples to have it made into a sticker and its now been my phone case for like 6 months

#i dont even like eren jeager #like even before the genociding thing i thought he was annoying #but this was still funny to me #eren jeager #eren yeager #eren jaeger #attack on titan #shinjeki no kyojin #snk #aot #freedom🇺🇸🦅🔥 #CAW🦅🦅🦅 #MURICA

[nitrozem]

I need to see if the store has a cubital brace because i think thats been flaring up worse than the carpal 😔

#nonsims #im not getting a perscription for that…my insurance barely covers any of it and i’d rather buy a cheaper one that functions the same #i don’t have the money for that lol i need to save it for other things #anyway murica health care is F U N

[magnetothemagnificent]

Forget American things that already exist in other countries due to Americanization, what are some American things that people outside of the US actually wouldn't get?

I'll start:

The license plate game

#american things #'murica

[tfshouldidohere]

idea: u come over and we cuddle

RUNNING ACROSS THE OCEAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i feel like #if i were to move to canada (or murica) #daily snuggle seshs would be thing #or cuddling in our sleep #or just HUGGING constanly #bcuz: #i like physical touch #n also im assuming its freezing over there #tfshouldianswer

[tommmmmmmy-7]

Stuff about me bc I have some updates and idk

So this was previously/still kinda is a mainly newsies centred blog, I was MAJORLY hyperfixated on newsies for a while there, it’s kinda died down a little bit bc idk

You see, im the kind of person to do many many things at the same time. Right now my brain is focusing on Newsies still, also School Bus Graveyard, marching band, and writing my own books again. It just happens.

I also have a special interest kinda in anything WW2 and WW2 American Bomber planes (specifically the Memphis Belle!!!)

Soooo I might post about those too just sayin.

(I still am working on my Newsie Au with my characters, as well as to write and edit and maybe publish my own books)

#newsies #alternate universe #more stuff about my newsie au #idk man #writing #The Memphis Belle #planes #school bus graveyard #intro post #autism #adhd #audhd #I think about a lot of things ok #ww2 history #murica #only during ww2 tho #i’m also an author #original character

[thekingofchungus]

when i take my husband to A&W

#chungus draws a thing #fun fact: i consistently referred to a&w root beers as a&ws and only a&ws until i was informed Thats Not What Theyre Called #man im gonna blend in seamless in murica #box is in love love #suggestive

[cutecutejames]

In case any non-American mutuals wanted to see how absurd and out-of-control the size of pickup trucks has become.

#absolute units #murica #ridiculous-ass vehicle #shitty car mods but its the whole thing

[rockn-rule]

I think I'mma have to depart with internet for a while yall

My night terrors and shit has been getting worse each time I do try to be updated with the world and I've been really stressed to hell and back recently so uhh I think I need a full on break from most things currently

Idk if I can handle the stress of the world rn so sorry if I just disappear again I'm doing my best

#just. overwhelming thoughts on stuff. #tt literally showed me a video of a dude carrying the remains of his own kids and i am doin the old ocd thing and overthinking #idk i feel like im having a heart attack everytime i try to sleep and my mind wont shut off #i fuckin. slammed my head into the top bunk in my sleep earlier #idk if i make sense at all bc im delulu but this is just. pure ocd in action #im so tired and shits been getting worse for queer people here (murica) #which fun fact: i am a queer person

[mbrainspaz]

me: Here are the measurements for the fence board you asked me to get. It's 142 and a half.

coworker: Thanks. Okay measuring... sawing... doo dee doo

me: That seems really short?

coworker: Why? Did you measure wrong lol?

me: No 😬

coworker: okay we'll see. I think you messed up though lol.

*we arrive at the fence. The board is about 5 feet too short*

me: HOw?? I measured it????

coworker: Wait... did you measure in centimeters?

me: NO?!?!

coworker: oh. Well you didn't say, so I assumed you meant centimeters.

me: YOU'RE AMERICAN!!! WE ARE IN AMERICA!! WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU CENTIMETERS!?

#the moment I truly gave up #funny conversations #we were legit the three stooges out there trying to repair that damn fence #We finally cut the board right and he hit me on the head with it #life of a texan peasant #things that happened #dialogue from memory #'murica #literally have not measured anything in centimeters since I was 10 years old

[nicolamagnas]

yooo the sport teams i like are not sporting whats up with that

#不知道打什么tag的tag #hockey on main #murica football on main #i cant have nice things hahahahaha....haha...

[peachyteabuck]

she wants to be human sooo bad

#idk why she does this. ive given up trying to think of something that makes sense #lukis says things #murica; #(thats her tag. im over oyster enough to give her a tag)

[telltalebatman]

tbh i am still not over the discovery that retirement pension isn't rly a thing in the states. like....... how the fuck is this even legal lol

#4.txt #it boggles and perplexes me how much my backwater middle of nowhere eastern european country is better than murica #pension is a given for anyone legally employed #you have to jump through some real fucking hoops to NOT have health insurance #our servers don't rely on tips bc they have flat rates #all cities are walkable #decent public transit #education is free which includes higher education #our cashiers are expected to sit down during work #prescription meds are not advertised anywhere bc it's just straight up illegal #our price tags MEAN what they say meaning u don't have to guess how much this box of cereal is rly gonna cost #unions are generally normal #and im sure a ton of other things that come from EU regulations as well #i can't stress how many hoops you'd have to jump through to not have health insurance enough #are u a child? insured. are you registered as unemployed? insured. are you a university student? insured. are you legally employed? insured #yeah sure not all forms of employment come with insurance but even then......... insurance isn't THAT expensive

[davekatzdefensesquad]

Imagine wanting to embarrass yourself this badly

#anti donald trump #lol #politics #mine #he’s trying to stall bc changing things would require a few years #murica #is this a sex thing? #public humiliation does it best when he can’t feel his little Donald

[ghetsis]

me: why is that guy holding his phone out his car window? he gonna drop it.

me: oh nvm it's just a gun.

me: wait

#I mean it had to be a phone bc there was literally a cop right there #why gun was the more logical explanation to me idk #just 'Murica things ig