Lunar do you live in the tree with sun and moon or do you live alone?
"...Both?"
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I have slept so much today
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"Pretty sure I could kill God. If I tried hard enough."
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Thor: *dressed in a rancher outfit* *the shirt fighting for dear life to stay button*
Bruce: *sees him eyebrows shooting up* *dropping his mug off tea*
Tony: Bruce what is wrong? *sees thor* oh yeah
Bucky: I can’t believe fury is having us go under cover *dresses in a cowboy style outfit*
Tony: *grips the table* oh have mercy I almost lost all my equilibrium... my arc reactor... it is shorting out *hand on his chest*
Steve: Tony, stop *Sighs* it is a serious mission, mutated horses and we think--
Rhodey: *walks in like a desperado of the west* I got the hacking handle
Steve: *whines bright red breaking the tablet screen with his fingers*
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When someone claims Scrooge 2022 is "extremely inaccurate" to the book:
I mean, technically yes, but also no.
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The people in the notes on that staff blue checkmarks post who are taking it seriously... this site... oh wow this site.
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Ohhh man i making something. So stupid. Or brilliant. you don't even KNOW
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Am i juiced-up from the excitement of, tomorrow, printing (2nd time’s the charm) the scores to that big project I’ve been working on for months? Or is it the 2 extremely large cups of Coca-Cola I had at lunch?
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined
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